Thread 149537945

woodchipper edition

Let's talk about it. I can't have written that out for nothing

>>149537856

What would fighters make of all the creative names you give them?

>>149537945 (OP)
>Stupid brown cunt

can paddy beat ilia tho

The fact that there's no American champions left shows how shit they are at fighting. They needed 90%+ of the roster to be American just to have champions. The current UFC roster is still over 50% Americans and yet they can't produce a single champion anymore. All the money in the world can't make up for ruining your body since birth with shit diets and car-dependency.

>>149541586
Americans make better money doing other things. UFC money is worth more to non-Americans.

>>149542875
Americans aka afroamericans.

Enjoy the new lungs kid, you earned them.

>>149537945 (OP)
I believe

Was gooby really oiling up his meat and shooting ropes to Brad Katona lookalike porn?

BEHOLD the savior of heemcels

in paddy we TRUST

>>149537967
Kensington is a bit upmarket isn't it?

dead general where is everyone?

>>149563076
Wrong thread. OP made this one while another one was active for some reason, so it got orphaned. The newest thread was also created too early and doesn't link to the previous thread, so it's all fucked up right now.

>>149558615

MOVSAR owns you bitches

>>149563076
We’re in here

we did 4chan sisters the woodchipper edition has finally. been. used.

>>149571403
Moment.

Who gets thai in kensington though fr/first For finland/Mauri/Bones is best

Saccharine suck a stache!

First for Finland.

so much for the preputial thread

>nearly a two day old thread
we /box/ now. pathetic. dead general.

go to sleep he said

>>149571450
heemvival

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149571482
manifesting the Max victory, smart.

>>149571485
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

gonna need max to kill dustin so ilia looks better and islam looks worse

>>149571463
Happy to help homie

I dont care about dustin and max anymore

Gonna need Gamrot to kill everyone in the lightweight division

>>149571450
The pillowtap thread is under 12 hours old this is truly a dark day for heem and humanity

Why do trannies always have giant cocks?

roman dolidze... paddy pimblett... hugo topuria... the past, present and future of mma. each the greatest of their generation. amazing.

Did they really name the autist hugo that is a dog's name

>>149571605
why are you obsessed with fighter's children?

Could Hugo heem Hap and Ace?

Huugo! Paikka!

I am feel. I am very feel.

Lost footage of Madame pleasuring xerself
What a naughty piggy!

>>149571646
bro what the fuck is that

Nigger

I want to talk hockey s bad rn but hoc is such a huge faggot zone/ literally we talk more MMA here than any general walks there sport

Last known footage of Xneed's dead daddy

>>149571660
hockey is like a made up sport that you see in a sci fi movie

heem is in a lawless state right now. We need to contact the head janny!

>>149571667
bro I just wanna hate on John Tavares and my maple leafs akin to a Islam.ilia flame war

>>149571586
Every single person in this picture has taken BBC

>>149571660
how about that rocket richard
what a guy

>>149571673
>my cock size
how did chael know?
>>149571692
his brother won 21 Stanley cups, levels that can never be reached again.

>>149571682
here's the singular /hoc/ webm I have saved kek

>>149571618
Trust me b I'm much more into are President's kinda chunky dotter than some little mexican 'tard
>>149571633
Kek

>>149571708
did he die?

>>149571708
>unheemable
my boy tavares hasn't missed a game since

>>149571716
yeah that's him dying

>>149571708
Lmao

>>149571716
you CANNOT kill tavares

/box/ owns you tards.

>>149571749
Askren tanked that shit. Staph did more damage to him than Jake Paul

>dana, what can you tell us about [biggest matchup possible]?
>"what was that?"
>*someone off camera inaudibly explains*
>"oh. yeah. i don't know."
i'm starting to question whether dana is the goat of fight promotion...

>>149571749
jealous bitch were talking /hoc/

>>149571749
Ice hockey?

brazzas how does Islam defend against this?

>>149571749
/hoc/ owns /box/

bo retired, don't laugh this is not funny

>>149571820
>bro had rdr on he back wit his legs to the sky
try to convince me in wasn't fixed

>>149571820
It's in partnership with the UFC you seething disingenuous lying shitskin beaner faggot. Bo owns your mom.

IC1s... Deadlifts and pull ups

Ha, Dana got him revved with the old pretending he can't hear gimmick. Classic, an absolutely vintage Dana move right there.

i just heard the news...

riddler ruined the UFC

>>149571849
i'm doing reverse hammer curls in total darkness

don't worry I went back to talking to myself about hockey

>>149571867
...on opposite day

Jeetnadians are begging for (you)s, so far they are getting none, give the dirty jeets a (you) before they get revved as they defecate in the streets of alberta

For me its "Downtown" TJ Brown

Nigga Betta stay at middleweight

give steele the title shot

Steer

Pure Aryan specimen.

unstoppable.

Give steele the chair

>>149571927
Looks like that movie with the fat guy from the Mummy

>don't fight the featherweight brazza leave your belt and don't look back
>b-but brazza double cha-ACK
>I didn't kill fazza so you could embarrass me. I will kill your fazza as well if needed
why is Khabitch such a monster.

>>149571932
Don't remember any fat guys in the mummy

Got spooked again thinking I schaubed blood but it was the flamin hot cheetos

is the throat punch legal in mma? apparently its illegal in boxing

>>149571939
He got Cormiered years after the movie

>>149571927
grim

Flamin got cheetos taste fucking disgusting. Lemme learn you something;

>>149571951
Ohh yeah, i see who you are talking about, i reckon he got divorce raped b, that's why he bloated

>>149571965
He should of protect yourself at all times before he heemed everyone even myself many such cases

>>149571973
Consensus

>>149571963
They dont sell those here

>>149571990
All of the day bro.

8 killstreak in battlefield 1 rn

For all your MMA news, visit Young n' Faded MMA Society. The official news source of /heem/

All of you genuinely need to have sex.

>>149571997
bf 1 was good

>>149572007
We only watch Luke Thomas here

>>149572015
The minge is on the blob and I'm not one for pungent menstrual odors

>>149572015
I hate my gf I'm playing bf in our attic

>>149572007
>UFC accused of trying to KILL Merab... Coach SLAMS and GOES OFF on SECRET PLOT!!!
big if real. how did I miss this?

>>149572039
Luke is an mma personality and commentator who breaks down the news as well as fights. Dumb cazzie

Retarded brown subhuman hours

>>149572077
Sorry I wouldn't know. I don't watch that shit.

>>149572088
factual post

>>149572093
Concession accepted. You know your betters.

I don't have fun until Binland says we're allowed

I see were back at that stage of the cycle again where people cope and say Paddy has no chance.

Looking forward to him winning again and a new cope being conjured up

I ignore all Canadian and Finland posts.

Abus.

>>149572111
How come?

If dustbin heems max he should steal the title shot from the other bums

cant weem until...

>>149572115
You only posted this after reading a Canadian post, you lying bitch.

>>149571802
holy fkn Pettersson

>>149572088
>projection + self report

>>149572126
Stanley cup rule

No I didn't.

>>149572147
Pride rulez

that's what you guys get for booing Roy

>>149572143
Who's the Stud?

>>149572088
Maybe do something with your monitor?

imagine the absolute freakout Kai Kara France would have after you shoved him into a locker

Kai asakara france

>>149572111
Same but with canada

>>149572168
You dont know who Garbrandt is?

>>149572088
im not retarded

>>149572212
brazza wit the hair Is Cody?

>>149572168
O'Malley 1.0

>>149572210
post the elbow

Bo isn’t coming back for a year and a half at the soonest

if I was a fighter Id develop a drug addiction and never let any fighter get between me and my drug of choice (heroin)

>>149572286
Ah yes the ole Bonnar technique

Post the armpit.

dead sport
dead general

>>149571482
Bored of these old men, move aside grandad.

Glad to see you guys are getting along

damn box Is desperate, we ain't bumping that shit nigga

>>149572426
What the fuck are you talking about

>>149572426
Talmbout Rodney King Green b?

>>149572430
Canada and the unmentionable

etc

FINLAND

zesty ahh lightskin nga

I sent you an email

I gave volk a burguer and he gave me a wonk nose wtf

I pounded on my chest but nothing, nothing but echoes,

If evolutions is real how come all girls don't have big tits and all Mengs heeming power?

Countries I stand for:
Canada
Finland
Sweden
That's it

>>149572555
flats and pillowfistededs have managed not to get heemed so the traits persist

>>149572562
Honorable mentions to Bulgaria Bosnia Denmark Wales Italy

>>149571820
Pussy bitch nickal??? this kid is not a fighter

>>149572486
one is a wonk nose wop and another is not, not that hard to differentiate

Is 'lion of God' a based fighter name or cringe?

>>149572711
funny how you thought there's only two different guys in the pic when its 4.

I'm sure decent posters left out understand their flags are represented by helwanis or bums and they're the exception

>>149572727
It's actually 5 different people bapa, look into it

>>149572727
damn nigga thats 4 different people?

>>149572752
Monitor bud

>>149572752
yeah or so they want us to believe
>>149572744
there might be hundreds of these mfs roaming around

>>149572756
i see this when i turned off my monitor, thawlts?

Can't believe bryce lost to that satanist

>God, Bryce Mitchell here. why did I lose to the evil bad guy?
God's response?

>>149572780
*tap tap* what the frick? We should go hit the clubs sometime b we would heem all the minge

>>149572816
ask em skirts if they spit or swallow first, fersure

>>149572792
>>149572811
Satanist win in this life, God's faithful win in the afterlife.

>>149572850
I'm not one for negotiating it depends 100% on their head movement

bryce soul after getting choked out

Bryce is a false prophet B ya hearld it here firlst

Paddy pimple butt

Islam after Topuria announced he was moving to LW

>>149572977
I'm outtie ass nigga

Just noticed Apezilians vanished from /heem/

>>149572977
My cat heems these lil niggas regularly

He should have stuck with the name change to delineate eras in his career.
Minus aura listening to public sentiment

Couldn't give a shit about Porier's retirement fight

Dustbin would be free title defense for Ilia at this point. just give Arman his shot already.

Don't look into the ginger ufc clones, ufc pi mexico fire or thiel connection.

It's sad for churkas, all their guys abandon them for spain and America

>>149573345
Alright then

fence grabs and kicks/knees to grounded opponents should be allowed

just took a tiger schaub in the brendan schaub

>>149572898
this will be all of our souls one day

>>149573426
Yeah you can use the fence but not like that ahh rules

Heeminder Rogan stole schaubs vitality by clicking him from his dreams live on his own podcast
Rogan went out like a bitch on a loss because he was scared of le brain damage and it ate him up inside. He went on to convince schaub to do the same so he's not alone in his pain

>>149573555
Rogan's a beast man. Have you ever seen his spinning back kick on the bag? It sounds like a whip crack! Did you ever see him knock some kid out in FULL HEAD GEAR during his insane run at the Newton TKD Open? He can even dangle his flaccid cock in his own face. Beast for sure

rogan is super flexible when muscular black men are involved

No amount of martial arts is going to change the fact that he was molested on that boat

Kek what a molested bitch

Rogan used to bring up cro cop a lot in the commentary as an example of high level kickboxing then when Schaub slept him, he became radio silent on the matter.

>>149573981
This explains everything

yuuuge fan of crawl crap b

For me, it's Fagata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EssaGhC29zo

I have it from insider sources that the BonesCORD has shutdown forever.

I won't do it.

need to listen to DMX immediately to rejuvenate my spiritual energy

there are more deads in footy than in this gay ass ''sport''

NOW HEARS THE FUCKIN THING EWE GUISE

>>149574540
Factual post I can only lament in torment as I'm spent that it had to end

But I could've told you Dana, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you

>>149574914
What a fucking raped bitch. DDP ruined him.

Who is the Diogo Jota of mma?

>>149575363
*Satan ruined him

>>149575565
>>149575565
Jeff molina

did they...?

Diogo Jota died in Spain. Ilia Topuria is Spanish. Just think about it.

>>149575856
We don't do that shit here

>>149571802
>Le hockey!!!!

>>149571921
Kek

bo nickal took too many knees to the body he said fuck it Im leaving the UFC... man i cant take this shit no mo

most people i see online that are not muzzie nutguzzlers are all absolutely insisting islam loses to jdm. and even some islam "fans" too
reminds me of islam/charles and ank/pereddit. almost feels like these muzzies are powered by the seethe they cause
what i'm saying it is you guys are jinxing it

>>149576163
Look here! look listen! clinching rdr does not stop the knees

>>149576163
Don't joke about it, you have no fighters

Always some dirty yuropoor pussies who produce zero fighters dunking on Bo, i reckon they are shitskins who wait for Whites to stumble.

>>149576251
Ilja Topuria began his mma career in Finland. Weili is finland. 3 belts. Two champs. Finland.

>>149576266
>born in germany
>larps as georgian
>reps spain
>trains in finland
>looks indian
Tell that churka to pick one ethnicity already

>>149576265
it pains me to agree with an american to an extent. bo is getting too much hate yes

>>149576190
Islam is a big favorite you need to stop listening to internet retards

>>149576265
Isn't it infamous english chublord mmaguru who is responsible for the bo slander being so widespread?

>>149576265
RDR humbled bo nigger

>>149576286
Didn't ask for your shitnik backup, last i checked you produce no fighters either chitnik, quiet, sit down and get nuked.

>>149576297
GODru is responsible for everything, he's so powerful.

>>149576343
I genuinely can’t remember the last time America had a good white fighter

Lawrence bred that piggy

>>149576251
I'd win the outside foot battle against you

Everyone on /sp/ is gutted by the death of Diogo Jota and /heem/ is still discussing the same faggot topics

>>149576563
He was smited by God for his sins

>>149576589
*smote

I'm proud to announce the Gane movie has been very successful

>>149576296
He's a completely braindead butthurt retard "everyone" picked Pereira and Charles too

>>149576563
literally who?

I did some research and apparently when Paddy called King Green a ''mushroom'' he was basically calling him a dickhead, in britain they call cocks ''mushrooms''.

Lmao the only thing close is when almost everyone picked Whittaker against Dricus

>>149576699
Too bad Pixverse can't show violence

>>149576833
That's the thing b, to cazzies Paddy's insults might seem like he's just naming random foods, but to those in the known, they're brutal insults.

>>149576904
the censorship is gay

Didn't I ask you what the odds will be?

>>149576898
majority picked Whittaker over Khamzat and they’re going to it again with Rdr

Bo Nickal has retired from MMA and is returning to Wrestling. What a career

>Undefeated gold medalist Dagestani boxer just got heemed by some random scouser (impossible to knockout) who was a +700 underdog
a bad omen for Islam?

Picking whitaker to avenge Bo

>>149576979
lmao i bet khabib had these guy thinking they can box

..........

Bo is what some wise men would call a "quitting bitch"

You can tell Ilia is subservient to his wife because he gave his son a Spanish name instead of a Georgian one. They haven't revealed their daughter's name yet, but it doesn't matter, the firstborn son is a man's pride, and Georgina has robbed him of the chance to have a Georgian name like his father

>>149576979
Correction it wasn't a heem: He got knocked down badly twice then the towel was thrown in. Still he got gadooshed

>>149577065
Bodied that freak

>>149577036
What's the country on the left

>>149577065
he did a little chicken dance kek

>>149577088
Mean't for >>149577045

Nigger

>>149577107
*uproarious applause*

>>149577106
It's the flag of Ingushetia, the place Movsar is from

>>149577065
Abdu Rozik was left stunned

>American flag above the Chechen flag
Yeah, I'm thinking Kadyrov finna have this lad disposed of

>heemcel thread
>talking about boxing
Yeah we own your ass.

>>149577065
Fagestan trannies our response?

>>149577107
>>149577124
Losers

>>149577144
DDP should just kick him in his shitty knee until he can't stand

>>149577144
damn right, you best have the American flag OVER the British flag next time we come through

Where would Ferreira sit in the HW ranking if he were brought over to the UFC?

Philly pawg milf cheesesteaks with extra Sneedwiz

People forget Ken Shamrock was a killer back in Pancrase

>>149577520
top 10 probably outside of it, id say 10-15 ranking

Billie strut

hilarious shit
https://youtu.be/IfiGoVuzo0s?si=J-bwtUur9pIuqjSB

>2 day heem thread
What is this, /box/?

topuria and tsarukyan are japanese
these are japanese names, chael

>>149577553
They should sign him, They need to do sometbing the heavyweight division is dead (I think he has a long term contract though)

>>149577143
What's the acceptable amount of bracelets for a male? I think none.

Mick Parkin and that fat brazza would both be in contention if they weren’t robbed against hw gatekeepers

>>149577783
they could do with new heavyweights but idk how keen the ufc is on signing pfl guys

who the heck is Anderson Phillip!

>>149577721
This is what happens when everyone is mentally sane.

>>149576190
JDM ain't beating shit. pillowfisted fag could not even heem Belal.

Many many many many meng
Don't cry no mo'
Sky no mo'

>>149577885
Did you see the OP image

>>149577907
That's pretty tame compared to thread celebrities and endless bussy/daddyposting. Are you a heem.gov cazzie or somethin?

>>149577794
Yeah, I can already tell you're broke.

>>149577894
adriano martins

>>149577894
JDM would 50-44 Clitia albeit

>>149576282
>projecting new-worlders again
why can’t you comprehend the concept of giving credit to countries that sheltered him from a an absolute bloodbath of a conflict ?

>>149577935
actually nvm if some can hue monkey could heem pisslam then Giacomo might do it as well.

>>149537945 (OP)
RapeTony

>>149577953
>giving (you) to an obvious attention whore
that slut has been trying to farm em for months already.

this doo wearing bracelets

>>149560799
I was actually in Kensington on Sunday with a half Latvian. How did you come across that old thread?

Jota has died. Another whimsical khabib scheme in full swing

>>149578004
Talmbout Kensington Ave b? The Tranq capital of the US?

>>149578004
*whipcrack* get back in the field Toby!

Joe Rogan's black stepdaughter looks like Joe Rogan.

>>149577987
my bad

An exclusive look inside the infamous UFC War Room

>>149578074
For?

>>149578095
Talmbout Poontang b? Beast of a meal.

>>149573360
>American education

>>149578095
Is that poutine?

>>149578110
>duuude you have to know all these fringe ethnic groups

Mociano was a dangerous but beautiful gem stone to cap off the crown for the king of lightweight, Islam Ramazanovich Makhachev.

>>149576105
Mfw when I see a pawb dilf

>>149578172
Talmbout Schaubdaddy?

>>149578127
Yeah not sure how a map of churka-ville proves that all their churkas didn't betray them

Bo Nickal

Schaubdaddy has got their b-b-beast of a bappa bussy all hot and bothered b

>>149578268
Go to /pw/ you freak

Nah jk Bo NIGGER

>>149578276
Factual post

>>149576266
Thanks, bros

>>149578285
Many are saying this

My patience is waning.

The haters at the sports bar seem quite envious of my Drive Fast All Gas merch.

Merab took Nina Drama to the mountain of Georgia. No one will ever truly know what went down there

>2 days 4hours ago
Is heem dead

>>149578327
If you aint got no haydurs you aint schaubbin nigga

people forget that islam was flash ko'd by charles, essentially invalidating islam's entire legacy at 155

>>149578261
>>149578319
and yet……

RIP Jota!

I love my country so much that I left as soon as I could renounced my citizenship and live in America for my entire life.

>>149578353
isn't that the flag of england

>>149578348
Shartles is somehow pillowfisted with every limb
What a can lmao

>>149578353
That's the flag of Sardinia

>>149578375
>t.merab doublecheesevili

>>149578378
>>149578394
convergent evolution….

Topiglet has no aura.

>>149578375
When are you going back to England, Quacker ?
and speak American

>>149578378
>he doesn’t know about the new flag

>>149578353
that's the US state of georgia
the red lines represent the bloodshed from the trail of tears

>>149578470
Im not English for starters.

>>149578494
ohh, what ethnicity do you identify as ?

Pigslam has no belts.

I don't understand Dana's writing. Why not just have Ilia fight Islam now?

*crickets*

Rumour has it Slamdaddy has mailed Chaddy Pimblett the keys to Topiglets’s chastity belt

>>149578463
>getting to round 2 vs charles
OH NO NO NO

>>149578504
I dont think you're making as good of a point as you seem to feel you are.

Proof Americans run the thread. Completely dead before the 4th.

ilia topuria used to stream csgo to literal dozens of people

>>149578583
The 4th BBC in your wife?

Re your last picture.

>>149578592
Yeah he has 4 buck breaker cocks

Shit nigguh

Yeah, France pretty much summed up how I feel about your post so I'm not even going to give you a (You).

>you will not fight the featherweight. leave the belt, go up. don't look back.
>b-but brazza what about double cha-ACK
>I didn't kill fazza for you to bring shame to us. I will kill your fazza as well and retire you if needed.
why is Khabitch such a monster.

>>149578610
Nina's got a protruding kangaroo pouch

Imagine what Khadaddy would’ve done to Clitia

We are seeing a VINTAGE spammy performance folks.

>>149578658
Feels like 2019

>>149578603
LINK ME LINK ME LINK ME LINK ME LINK ME

>>149578678
What is wrong with you

He's got him hurt Joe, he's got him hurt badly.

>visit this general for the first time after a year
>some bong is posting scat porn
really b?

Every scat video I see is disgusting out of shape middle aged women. And somehow always Brazilians, and/or include men's, that's why I don't watch it. How do you get this good stuff?

>the muzziecord is having a scat meltdown
HOLY KEK

>>149578685
Erm was I the one who posted it? You're obsessed with making me out to be the bad guy with everything

>>149578738
That's rape

>>149578711
kys tobes

so what made him angry this time?

>>149578738
What a prank

>>149578749
Stop being a weird freak all the time then

>>149578715
What's this?

>>149578750
She was asking for a stream

>>149578004
I looked up the restaurant how was the date Latvians can be quite fit especially Russ Lats

>>149578752
Do you want France to kill himself?

#14 ranked professional boxing cruiserweight Jake "The Problem Child" Paul

>>149578793
Look at this dork discussing MMA!

pisslam ran away.

Wait hold on what is Black Toby doing now

>>149578773
How can you tell someone they aren't allowed to be themselves, you're a sick individual. And one more time, what are your feelings towards France who is literally posting sexual assault and scatty watty?

This bong is getting awfully defensive about his scat porn eh? Very telling.

>>149578711
>>149578678
This is indefensible Tobes

>>149578856
>bong
black african*

>>149578843
This video with sound is funnier. Some retard in the crowd busted out laughing upon seeing this guy fall, when realized he was probably dead he quickly stopped.

>>149578867
Heh, good meme that'll show em

>>149578867
Get me the lamb korma and a butter chicken extra garlic naan yh bossman cheers

>>149578835
>How can you tell someone they aren't allowed to be themselves
So wanking to “Carlos Prates” is fine then?

>>149578867
This little meme here has convinced me, Islam is not ducking!

>>149578887
Peshwari Naan or bust b, expected better from you

>>149576282
Ok, he actually just straight up looks Indian right here, what the fuck is his actual ethnic makeup?

That one got the porkedcord sizzlin!

>>149578789
Mate that's just a picture from Google, I didn't feed her, we didn't eat at all. The sexual predator budget REMEMBER. It was actually pretty good a "banger" if you will , didn't think it would since just after meeting her it was a bit of a shaky start caused by me being an idiot and talking absolute nonsense, but I recovered well

Pigslam sisters.....

>>149578910
Hell yeah you trolled them good brother, huge W

>>149578890
Definitely not, who's condoning gay shit

>>149578916
Ilia took a major L by marrying a Venezuelan

>>149578927
You watch scat porn

brazza i can't fight topuria dis featherweight guy too scary brazza. i already almost die against the volkanoski, i must run away brazza.

>>149578913
You got your porky in didn't you you great big black bastard well at least baltoids are not White

Holy shit, is that THE Frenchie? These videos are too wreckless to be an average monsieur

I need to hear BJ Penn‘s thoughts about the dead football guy.

No wonder Clozapig and Circles are friends these niggas prolly stay discussing delectable dookie diaper dingleberries

It's not fren*hie without the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149578950
No I didn't, I rarely do on the first date, I don't know how you pull it off, it's annoyingly perplexing. Maybe just a different kind of women, I usually meet pretty classy lasses

>>149578867
yeah about that...

His name is Toby and you're just jealous he's a more active predator than you are Rajesh

>>149571997
I did 131 one time

>>149578965
Why am I circles again? You can't even be consistent

>>149578979
I heemed a russkie inheritance baby after meeting at a house party upper class minge is just as eager when you let them feel like they can lower their guard (big mistake)

>>149578944
I just said I don't. I literally never ever do haha. You lose.

Again

>>149578992
I simply didn't play video games and had sex with women.

>>149578982
I’m sure Khabib was absolutely terrified upon seeing this

If there's anything we're sure of it's that are pakman isn't in any grooming rings on account of the bigger IC4s won't let him

>>149578759
This is one of the best videos i have ever seen in my entire life.

>>149579005
Maybe that's my mistake these dumb apps, I need to get out to clubs and bars late a t night, I just don't enjoy it. Haven't pulled many bints in person these past couple years

In an all new interview with Matt Serra, Ciryl Gane revealed his Netflix movie K.O. is the number 1 movie in france, with it being the top 10 most watched film in 93 countries, while being rated number 1. It's on track to reach a billion views and become top 5 in the world by the end of the month.
Meanwhile tom is forgotten as a fake paper champ.

Renier De Ridder ended Bot Niggles career.

Khabitch was terrified upon seeing this.

Why do you always have to do things you don't want to in life just for a chance to get something you do want. First I hate to fucking work, now I have to hang around shitty loud music establishments

>>149579032
Lots of these wrestling bitches go down after first punch to the face. When people see wrestling is better for streetfight are just show them videos of high caliber professional wrestlers just quitting after the first punch

>>149579028
You need to see them in places where you feel comfy b otherwise you'll come off as awkward

>>149579018
But you know it's not me, because he's someone else haha. Have fun with it anyway, doesn't bother me that much

>>149579023
don't insult khabib's fight iq

>>149578927
All you do is fantasize about gay scenarios with your favorite Muslim fighters... Which is all fine, but don't travel back to your homeland b. They probably have you in a database and WILL absolutely toss you off a building.

>>149579054
Mm okay

>>149579048
No, I'm not socially awkward, I can definitely have a fun night out of it just gets old, and wrecking your whole sleep schedule for it is always regrettable

Clitia

Say something nice about these elite fighters

>>149579056
Now show round 3

>>149579079
What do you like outside of combat sports and minge? For me it's easy but I shan't list anything and you shouldn't either but in those environments look for people clubs are boring

>>149579032
Many fighters do this. It's good to stay competitive. They just can't box or kickbox outside of the Poofc
>>149579044
Yea Bo took all RDR's reddit punches to the face. It was a body shot that stopped the fight. A cheap move that anyone can lose too. I would have said the same thing had Merab lost via body shot. We don't count those here.

>>149579087
At least we’ve never seen Mcsmegma this gassed

>>149579088
perfect timing, here
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>>149578896
Churkas are swarthy and non europeans

>>149579117
Hmm that’s weird they don’t seem to be collapsing into the cage and using it for support

>>149577143
Thats Said Taghmaoui
Moroccan actor who like boxing

Me to daddy haters

>>149579119
>t.

>>149579116
>>149579139
it happened when mcgregor fought a real challenge

yt bois it really be that small??

>>149579148
Context? Other than being brown.

>>149579106
I know how to meet women you silly goose,I was asking specifically about the type that will ravage you on first sight, for-get-it

>>149579210
*whipcrack*

>>149579085
is this ai

>>149579210
I meet them everywhere b but yeah fersure get em drunk first for easier access this is predator 101

You can easily tell who on Heem has no IRL friends because they insist on sharing inane information about their personal lives constantly

>>149579287
I'm literally at the minge's rn b she's cooking me post sauna dindins while I audibly laugh at the depravity of Toby

I can't get enough of boys farting

>>149579282
I fucking hate Milan

>>149579287
I just blew my nose

Shan't stay the night though it's a bit messy here and I prefer the cat's company keeping it 100

>>149579282
Me and my hb rolling up to heem.ca

>>149579387
cheers man

Internet is down due to inclement weather so I'm stuck phone posting. Truly hard times in Trump's America.

Wait have you guys actually had sex before

>>149579044
I mean who wreslte at high school

Ah that's disgusting

>>149579481
>spammy when pigslam lost p4p #1

>>149579154
kek he does look like one. khabob is whiter than him.
but don't muslims say salem alaykum to everyone??

>>149579154
He is italian and look like a churka, thats why

>>149579260
Predator 101 KEEK

I come to the /heem/ for suicidal, transexual scat fetishists and discussion of suicidal, transexual scat fetishists.

>>149579466
Yes.

>>149579514
You only say Salam to another muslim >>149579282
Why italians are so zesty

>>149579505
It's all coming undone...

Now I'm getting a bit of nostalgic for the old comfy dalliance

>>149579518
>monsieuuuuuuur, il est un zainichi italieeeeeeen

Now powerlifting today, feels good man

>>149579564
Wish I were a ref I'd give the fighters a little smack on their tight ass

>>149579481
This remind me of that time where i was in the hospital and the thing that goes into your veins got ripped off when i tried to change my shirt and there was blood spilling like this

>>149579569
Im not french but its true
Ethnic French got replaced by italians/poles/portuguese/spainiards during the 19th century

>>149579581
Herb Din Thomas is a real one

>>149579606
que fais tu en France donc, dégage

>>149579505
Spammy always posts scat/cock/gore when it goes bad.
>>149579547
It means Peace be upon you. They say it to all fighters for abu dhabi cards at pressers. Restaurant owners say it to everyone.

>restaurant owners
Add it to the list

>>149579632
Why is topuria still in spain
Also i was born here and im part french
>>149579638
Usually you only say this to another muslim
When i say a non muslim, i just say hello

>>149579564
Remember before the fight Cnnor and him were asking like best beloved chums. "Ooh let me taste yer hot sauce Mr,man, I bet it's groit, you're gonna go farre, in loif, genuinely"

That was so cringey

>im part French
OH NO NO NO the Browngerian actually believes this

>>149579707
That was the 2nd fight b. The 3rd fight was pure venom. Dude's a scumbag.

>>149579736
I like how you posted two brown people to illustrate the point

I'm part french b

>>149579736
Negro i dont give a damn about this but i look whiter than topuria
My grandmother is french

>>149579743
we’re beige thoughbeit

new
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>>149579761
25 % actually but i wish i was full nafri
Is it what it is

>>149579789
haha your a gas chief

>>149579558
Well don't be cheeky and step out of line and all is cushtie

Never said I wanted it, was just thinking about it

Don't even bother making it, let it die

Remember who runs things around here Tobes and put in some work at /box/

And don't use that word, it's gross. Unless you're Delboy

>>149579830
What is this, /box/? Nah, we phone baking.

Make it FAGGOT

I've probably posted in box 7 times in my whole life hah

>>149579800
Pêh j’aurais aucun problème avec toi si t’avais un peu plus de tacte avec nous
c’est dommage franchement

>>149579840
Shut it you plonker

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>>149579872
Ive never posted there u bellend melt windowlicking fishhead

>>149571528
super unnecessary punch on the ground....