Thread 149549788

PIT – T.J. Watt reportedly wants to be the NFL’s highest-paid non-quarterback, which could stall contract talks into the regular season.

BUF – Joshua Palmer is being overlooked in Buffalo but could carve out a key role as their starting Z-receiver.

DAL – DaRon Bland is expected to move back to the slot, potentially weakening the Cowboys' outside cornerback play.

KC – Chiefs plan to use Brashard Smith in a versatile backfield role with no clear receiving back on the roster.

CLE – Rookie WR Jamari Thrash impressed in the spring and is in the mix for the slot job alongside Diontae Johnson.

CIN – Jermaine Burton has earned praise in Bengals camp and could become a big-play option if given a shot.

CLE – Deshaun Watson may be healthy by October but is unlikely to play in 2025, with eyes on a 2026 return.

CAR – Chuba Hubbard is expected to lead the Panthers’ backfield and handle most goal-line work despite a slight drop in touches.

MIA – Dolphins acquired Darren Waller from the Giants and hope he can serve as their third receiving option behind Hill and Waddle.

FA – Tyler Boyd is still looking for a deal above the vet minimum and has spoken with the WR-needy Steelers.

NFL – No formal talks are expected on an 18-game NFL schedule until 2026, per the NFLPA and league sources.

PIT – Aaron Rodgers and OC Arthur Smith are working to find a balance between pass-heavy and run-heavy tendencies.

LV – Raiders reportedly have “no interest” in trading TE Michael Mayer despite Miami’s pursuit.

MIA – Dolphins have shown continued interest in trading for Raiders TE Michael Mayer, but nothing is imminent.

WAS – McLaurin and the Commanders remain far apart in talks, with the WR pushing for ~$30M per year.

PIT – Steelers are committed to keeping T.J. Watt and are focused on working out an extension.

PIT – Pittsburgh plans to use Jonnu Smith in a versatile offensive role, including tight end and slot receiver.

My Steelers :)

suck lol

Remember to bring a seat with you to training camp in a few weeks.

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

Perfect

>>149549867
...the wife never existed, did she Puss?

>>149549942
This whore owes me sex.

In the end Brady cheated the game

I don't think my Chiefs are going to win this season due to the Super Bowl curse. If the roster stays healthy and new LT is stable Mahomes will put up MVP numbers.

Bengals take out the Bills and my Chiefs, but they lose to the Ravens. Saquon Barkley gets injured and the Eagles get sent home by the Bucs. It will be a Ravens vs Commies Super Bowl. Mahomes earns the league MVP but they give it to Jayden.

Why didn't Mahomes have a great statistical year in his seventh season like every other great QB did? Shouldn't he be getting better as he ages?

Halfway through that broadcast one of the producers must have finally whispered in her ear that her camel toe was exposed so she started raising her leg to cover it.

dolphins are going to be meh next year

>>149550108
I can probably explain that if you first explain to me why Purdy went from an MVP finalist and making it to the Super Bowl in 2023 to missing the playoffs in 2024. Maybe injuries matter?

>>149549942
Not even the best actual NFL whore which would be Colleen
Not sure who the hottest non-NFL chick is except it not being that tubby black bitch at ESPN or Fox Sports

>>149550139
Low expectation seasons can be pretty fun. Ravens 2021 we had a ton of injuries in pre season that basically fucked us but then we still started 8-3 before the wheels fell off and Lamar got injured. I think Grant, Sieler, Philips, Robinson and Kamara could be a very good pass rush. I feel like nobody is rating the front 7 except for me

>>149550139
I still think Tyreek Hill is elite. He didn't' put up good stats because Tua got injured.

>>149550245
>tua is always injured

>>149550228
Just fuck off you are still the ravens and your "medicre" year still fucking better than everyone of the past 25 fucking years

>>149550182
If that's the case then can't the same argument be made as to why Brady didn't have GOAT level statistical seasons in his early years? No that wouldn't make sense would it?

>>149550324
There's a difference between BAD receivers and NO receivers; everyone was injured. Mahomes set the all time record of most total yards with these same guys in 2022.

>Jamar Chase 1,708 yards
>Chiefs WRs combined 1,874 yards
Yeah, he does need more help.

>>149550279
Heh true but still my point stands the Dolphins front 7 is going to get after teams. Not sure if you watched much Kenneth Grant at Michigan but they actually had him drop in coverage a few times. The guy is crazy athletic for his size

>>149550342
What happened in 2023 then

>>149550043
>It will be a Ravens vs Commies Super Bowl
I'll take it

>>149550388
They had a historically bad drop rape. Mahomes also won the superbowl MVP, so it's not like 2023 was bad.

>>149550324
>Brady didn't have GOAT level statistical seasons
Mahomes is only bad by Mahomes standards in the last 3 seasons. His passer rating is like 92, which is Josh Allen's career average. He's still elite when it matters which is the playoffs. He averaged a 100 pass rating in the last two post seasons. To put that into context Brady has only had 4 post seasons with 100 passer rating and he's been to 20 of them.

How is this fair?

Eagles have multiple players with 1000+ yards, yet Chiefs don't even have one with 900 yards. They kept bums like Skyy Moore and brought in a bunch of nobodies.

Chiefs should've kept John Dorsey. Veach sucks dog asshole at drafting

Notice how whenever Mahomes plays like shit it's literally never his fault.
>its his oline!
>his receivers cant catch!
>so many injuries!!!
>>149550433
>His passer rating is like 92, which is Josh Allen's career average
so fucking disingenuous. It took Allen a couple years to become the QB he is today. His actual passer rating is 97.6. he also just won MVP with what was universally recognized as a bottom 5 receiver corps before the season btw.

John Dorsey:
-Travis Kelce
-Tyreek Hill
-Chris Jones
-Harrison Butker
-Technically Mahomes as well since he put Veach in charge of finding Mahomes.

Brett Veach
-Skyy Moore (is a bust and a waste of a 2nd round pick)
-Mecole Hardman (picked him instead of DK Metcalf)
-Jawaan Taylor (leads the league in penalties and the team can't bench him since Veach gave him 60M guaranteed, they had to give up SNEED for him).
-Traded away Tyreek Hill for a bunch of average players who are dime a dozen
-Signed a rookie left tackle during a 3peat who to no suprise was not ready for prime time

Having an all time great head coach, QB, and defensive coordinator hides a lot of flaws. Veach is the biggest fraud in the league.

>>149550637
>>149550108
First of all, Mahomes has never had a bad season. The worst he's ever done is lose in overtime of a conference championship game.
What was Brady doing at around this age?

Mahomes won Super Bowl
Mahomes won Super Bowl
Mahomes lost Super Bowl
Brady lost divisional round
Brady lost AFCCG
Brady lost Super Bowl

>>149549788 (OP)
Joe Bussy

>>149550806
>mahomes had a bad statistical season
>BUT BRO CHECK OUT THE POST SEASON
cool man but could you stick to the topic at hand? this is twice now you've done this

>>149550863
Regular season only matters when it's crying about injuries, apparently.

injur this bussy

cry about this bussy

only this bussy matters

Only QB in NFL history to throw a pick-six in a SB to a White rookie CB who was playing on his birthday.

play on this bussy

>>149551101
KWAB

it smells like kwab in here

>2018 Won MVP, lost in overtime of AFCCG
>2019 Won Superbowl
>2020 Lost Superbowl
>2021 Lost in overtime of AFCCG
>2022 Won Superbowl, won MVP
>2023 Won Superbowl
>2024 Lost Superbowl, had 1 seed
When a QB's resume is this perfect and they have the best per capita stats of all time, we must do further analysis on what went wrong on the rare times he doesn't win. It's not excuses, it's more like me trying to explain abnormalities.

>>149550863
>>149550918
>>149550637
>mahomes had a bad statistical season
>bad
I can't take you guys seriously when you say "he played bad" when he's winning rings, 1 seeds, and sending the league MVPs home crying. In the regular season his passer rating was elite on 4th downs and 4th quarters and that's all that matters.
>b-stats
Mahomes could take a season off and still have more passing yards and TDs than almost every QB who has ever played the game. He's so far ahead it's laughable.

>>149551195
try wiping better next time

I'm not reading all of that

I didn't write it for you though.

I wouldn't know since I didn't read it

Neat, so anyways

>>149549864
can someone tell me the last time Brady was losing a playoff game by 34 points? anyone? i'm waiting...

>trading for a washed up tight end who quit his old team because he didn't want to run block but was perfectly happy to play the rest of the year and steal their money before feigning retirement
Between Raheem Mostert shitting on how the organization treats players and Jalen Ramsey doing his mercenary deal and forcing his way out, the lelphins feel like a sneaky 5-12 candidate

Mahomes could take off 3 seasons and still have more TDs than Brady did at the time yet these guys are talking about stats.

And that's just regular season stats, if we mention playoffs that number jumps up to 4 seasons.

Brady will NEVER close the gap with Mahomes.

BUT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE STATS BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149551512
Ramsey is a bitch who pulled weak fake injury shit to get out of Jacksonville. Way to thank the franchise that drafted you. I wonder if he actually wears his Rams ring with pride after how bad Jamar Chase raped him in the Superbowl. He deserves to get Johnny Knox'd

>>149551466
That interception was insane, he wasn't even looking that direction. My team's WRs couldn't make that catch.

>>149551621
I don't respect what Ramsey did either but the NFL is turning into the NBA. League is full of quitters now especially thanks to NIL in college and it's why you're going to see the NFL's superteam/parity problem get even worse.

>>149551561
"dude if you compare these stats from the early 2000s when brady was throwing to literal whos in an era where defenses could still mog the receiver to mahomes' with the best tight end and receiver in the league when defenses get penalized for looking at an offensive player wrong it TOTALLY proves he's better!"

>>149551667
>NIL
Meant to type the Transfer Portal. Whatever, both are a cancer killing football.

Neat, so anyways

His stats are good tho. It would take any other QB currently playing YEARS of nonstop winning to just catch up to his playoff record alone

>>149551672
>if you compare these stats from the early 2000s
He mogs everyone from all eras.

I allowed the Eagles fans to have their fun in the offseason since they won. But this is our dynasty and our era.

quarterbacks with a passer rating higher than patrick mahomes over the last two seasons including playoffs:
Lamar Jackson
Jared Goff
Brock Purdy
Joe Burrow
Tua Tagovailoa
Sam Darnold
Baker Mayfield
Jayden Daniels
Dak Prescott
Derek Carr (rest in peace)
Justin Herbert
Russell Wilson
Josh Allen
Jordan Love
Jalen Hurts
Kirk Cousins
CJ Stroud
Matthew Stafford

Cool story, bro. So, anyways.

quarterbacks with more interceptions than patrick mahomes over the last two years:
Baker Mayfield

>>149551217
Pat passes my eye test which is 1000% accurate

Chiefs should let the Bills win. If they beat them a 5th time the head coach will be fired, then they might actually become a real threat.

>>149551809
Cool, Mahomes is still top 3 of all time TD:INT ratio in the regular season. He's either 1st or 2nd in the post season, I think Allen might have edged him but Allen has a smaller sample size.

QBs that have thrown as many or more pick-sixes to a rookie White CB in the owl on the CB's birthday than mutthomes:
Data Not Found

>>149551923
won't be for long if he keeps regressing. meanwhile allen is playing better than he ever has with a bad receiving corps

>>149551879
If the Bills were stupid enough to fire Sean McDermott 80% of teams in the league would line to hire him the next day.
I have a bone to pick with anyone who thinks that as well as that one journo who ran a hit piece on McDermott yet sings the praises of Brian "9-25" Daboll up and down.

>>149551879
bills are winning this year, i guarantee it !

>>149551951
Do me a favor and look at the Bill's strength of schedule in the last season. I think the majority of their opponents were sub .500.

fraudulent ring btw

>>149551983
and then that dumb dogfucking coalburning cunt has the gall to cry after wittle patty gets the same treatment.

>>149551766
kek is he crying

>>149552008
This is such a bad angle. She's firmly under mid as it is but they did her dirty

>>149552038
you just don't understand! It was a "really really cool play" and the reffies just came in and took it away for no reason!

>>149551959
https://youtu.be/kbYoYMCSO2k?t=1888
>>149551951
>Regressing?
If regressing means going to 3 straight super bowls and winning 2 of them I hope he continues to regress. Even on his "bad" season he sent the last 2 league MVPs home crying.

>>149552008
To be fair I wouldn't be very comfortable with my husband getting hit by a guy who got his teammate and a recruiting staffer killed in a street race

>>149552069
It was ruled a clean play by the same reffies that save patti cuckitini every other game.

>>149551955
>If the Bills were stupid enough to fire Sean McDermott
There's only so many times you can choke in the playoffs before making it there no longer saves you

>>149552118
Don't tell him, let him keep Sean McDermont.

Glad to see the muttschizo still posting daily webms
Mahomes isnt gonna fuck your wife bro

>>149552068
yeah nearly leading the league in interceptions is a pretty big sign of regression. you know the last time tom brady was top 5 in interceptions? tkae a wild guess

>>149552118
The Bills went 17 years without even making it to the playoffs. Do you think good coaches grow on a tree? Go look at what the Giants have become after they forced Tom Coughlin out.

>>149552060
>no reason

>>149552181
You know the last time Tom Brady's been relevant in the NFL?

>muttlover is still going on about his cuckoldry fetish
kwab, post more stats bro. also, threadly reminder that not even 4chins cares about (You)

>>149552223
>also, threadly reminder
yikes you post a threadly reminder about me and I haven't posted here in months?

>>149552202
Bro you don't understand bro
They LITERALLY never called offensive offsides in the history of the NFL before this play!(actual defense chiefs fans used at the time)

>>149552220
Michael Jordan has been out of the league for decades and he's still highly relevant to the NBA. The answer is never btw. Tom Brady has NEVER been in the top 5 in interceptions.

>i haven't been here in months guize i swears it
kwab, ok faggot.

>>149552181
Mahomes got to such a head start that it doesn't matter.

>>149552276
Michael Jordan isn't relevant to todays NBA, that's some retard boomer talk
and to answer your question, it was half a decade ago.
Brady hasn't been relevant to this thread for half a decade outside of offtopic cocksucking hero worship.

Go to /tv/.

Just thought about Pat and got a boner lol anyone else?

So, anyways.

>>149552322
>same amount of rings
empty stats innit.

>>149552184
Like I said, at some point constant playoff chokes can't save making it that far. The Bills may have to gamble next year

So who is the Browns' starting QB? Is it Flacco?

What do yu guys use to clean cum off your phone? The screemrm nisnt working proplrey

>>149552522
Both Brady and Montana got blown out in the divisional rounds in their 20s.

That's not a funny joke. Every male masturbates.

>>149552008
She passes my eye test

the mutt got his bussy blown out during the entire owl

>mahomes is dominating everyone! look at the stats!
thats cool but the last couple seasons his stats have clearly regressed
>regression? hes winning rings! look at the rings!
yeah but brady and montana both have more rings, and brady won just as many at a young age as mahomes did.
>who cares about that, look at his stats!

lol

>>149552685
Based White man Flacco just keeping to himself and making dollars while slinglin' pigskins.

>>149552685
Legendary

>>149552653
literally me

>>149550538
>Chiefs should've kept John Dorsey.

Lions fan here and I just wanted to say thanks.

The man literally built the Chiefs into what they are today, then went to the Browns where they fired him after one (1) year when he didn't magically win the Super Bowl...

>>149552181
>>149552276
They're different players. In Brady's 20s he never threw for 50 TDs, 5k yards, and never had a passer rating above 100. He didn't win any league MVPs and was never top-5 in passer rating. He missed the playoffs unlike Mahomes who is the only QB in NFL history to never miss a championship round in his 20s.

>>149552674
>thats cool but the last couple seasons his stats have clearly regressed
How many times do I have to tell you. You can't make the case a player is regressing while they were in the process of 3peating. He went to 3 Super Bowls in a row. That's like Floyd Mayweather winning 50 rights in a row and people complaining that he's no longer knocking them out while winning.
>yeah but brady and montana both have more rings, and brady won just as many at a young age as mahomes did.
Mahomes has the stats AND the rings. Brady only had the rings at this age.

>>149550697
>John Dorsey:
>-Technically Mahomes as well since he put Veach in charge of finding Mahomes.

In the run up to the 2017 draft, everybody was telling Dorsey that Mahomes was a "reach" and he should take Deshaun Watson instead...

Mahomes has mind fucked >>149552674 this anon.

The standards are so high that winning rings and going to 3 straight Super Bowls is no longer good enough.

Now he has to win rings AND MVPs to please this anon.

Beating Allen 4 times in a row isn't enough. He wants him to dominate Allen while beating him.

Are you faggots just gonna talk about Pat's hot wife all night?
I'm more of a Tay guy myself, she'd produce larger children and has a slightly prettier face

>>149552908
No.... this can't possibly be real.......

>>149553098
it's true, i'm afraid
pat is a cuck

If anyone is curious, this latest bout of Brady v Mahomes has been going on for three days
>>149483957
Three fucking days you've all been posting the exact same text and webms
You all need to be killed

>>149553116
its been a lot longer than three days

>Darren Waller
lmao how cooked are the phins
why did u even trade jonnu

>>149553116
>>149553131
you two must be new here. This argument went on for an entire year in the last season. there is only so many ways you can make these debates so talking points are repeated.

>>149553131
Yeah probably, but I stopped there because holy fucking shit, how can these people make the exact same posts for days straight?
Every single one of them needs to be put to death

>>149553159
You misunderstand me. The argument has been going on for months, but it flares up and dies down. This latest flareup started days ago

OH N-

>>149553171
Your right, i forgot it died down during the bussycaust, since im used to it ongoing every thread

>>149553196
Yeah, sometimes their meds kick in at the same time and the rest of us can talk ball for a bit.

>>149552674
>It's difficult to pinpoint the exact number of starting quarterbacks in NFL history due to varying definitions and record-keeping practices. However, it's estimated that there have been over 700 different quarterbacks who have started at least one game in the Super Bowl era (since 1966). This number includes players who started due to injuries or other circumstances, and it can fluctuate from season to season. Some sources estimate the number to be around 721.

Wow, so you could name 2 people with more accomplishments out of 721 to play the sport since the Super Bowl era, and the guy isn't even halfway through his career.

>>149553252
Who isn't halfway through his career?

>>149552512
Shedeur Sander

Lions will win the super bowl

give it to me straight
are my steelies cooked?

>>149553290
Mahomes

>>149553365
Cooked in the sense that they're be a shit team? No. They should be decently okay
Cooked in the sense that they have no direction? Yeah. You don't have the youth or draft capital to start building around and your HC refuses to accept his fate and tank

>>149553379
What makes you think he's not halfway through his career? For comparison, Derek Carr retired this year, and he was drafted only three years before Mahomes.

>>149553399
From the fact he's 29 and QBs that win MVPs play to 40

>>149553365
Look at their depth chart on offence. Look at how little experience the starting O line has outside of Seumalo. Look at Arthur Smiths track record. I genuinely think there's a chance the Browns clip them for 3rd in the divison

>>149553365
Making the exact moves a team stuck in perpetual 10-7/9-8 purgatory make. Decaf and Ramsey will look good smoking the Jets and Dolphins and go to sleep against anything that matters. Team is a 5-10 years behind what wins hardware

>>149553404
Cam Newton was an MVP, and yet he retired pretty young, what makes you think Mahomes will last longer than him?

>>149553196
>>149553171
>>149553116
Chiefs aren't a poverty franchise, we know how to handle a loss like a champion. We allowed the Eagles to enjoy their Super Bowl victory in peace unlike the poverty franchises who kept talking shit after they lost in the offseason. You didn't hear any Chiefs fans making excuses like they did when we won the owl.

>>149553405
Bottom will actually fall out on them this time if they have bad injury luck

>>149553443
>Rushing QBs
why do you ask entry level questions do you even watch the sport

>>149553466
How about Matt Ryan, he was an MVP and retired in his 30s, do you think Mahomes will last longer than him?

>>149553390
>>149553405
>>149553422
those super bowls have been so long ago it feels like a fever dream, tebow cursed this fucking team

>>149553506
can you make this but for the last two eagles chiefs matchups?

Annual reminder: Shanahan took journeymen like Ryan, Jimmy, and Purdy to the Super Bowl in the span of 7 years and did it on two different teams. Belichick and Reid weren't doing shit like this when they started out.

Shanahan just needs to find his Mahomes or Brady and in 20 years from now we'll be calling him the GOAT HC. Chiefs should beg him to join once Reid leaves.

>>149553140
Bc they cooked and they know it

>>149553477
Did Mahomes get 28-3'd?

>>149553477
>How about Matt Ryan, he was an MVP and retired in his 30s, do you think Mahomes will last longer than him?
Not that anon but at Mahomes current pace he won't have to play too long. Brady only played in his 40s because he had a 10 year gap with no Super Bowl wins. Mahomes won't have that situation unless Reid dies.....

>>149553390
Steelers actually have quite a bit of capital in 2026
>1st round pick
>2nd round pick
>3rd round pick
>3rd round pick (via Dallas)
>3rd round pick (compensatory)
>4th round pick
>4th round pick (compensatory)
>5th round pick
>5th round pick (compensatory)
>6th round pick
>6th round pick (compensatory)
>7th round pick
I think they should clean house get rid of Tomlin and Omar Khan. Bring in Dan Lanning from Oregon the guy runs an incredible program. I don't know why the league has moved away from hiring college HCs and always goes for NFL OCs or DCs. So many of them suck asshole

>>149553593
>Reid weren't doing shit like this when they started out.
Reid literally took Donovan McNab to an owl and only lost cause he had to face the GOAT

>>149553664
But did he take 3 different QBs to the owl in the span of 7 years and lead all of said owls by 10 points?

>>149553646
Are you suggesting Matt Ryan's career would have lasted longer if he didn't get 28-3'd?

>>149553694
>Are you suggesting Matt Ryan's career would have lasted longer if he didn't get 28-3'd?
Absofuckinglutely.

He'd have went off a SB winning run with his team and not go into a 5 year depression circle where he lays awake at night thinking about that day.

my Rams

>>149553593
Shanahan had plenty of chances. He blew his load trading up for Trey Lance and bankrupting the following 2 draft classes. Fucking moron

>>149553694
You don't mentally recoever from something like that. It happened to Matt Ryan and he never won an owl. It happened to Deshaun Watson against Mahomes and his career went to shit.

>>149553192
damn
https://www.fox9.com/news/vikings-super-fan-millie-wall-passes-away-at-102

>>149553593
Tfw there are Niner fans that want him fired. Sure he's a "choker" but he's gotten us to the Owl twice with two different QBs who only saw success because of him. Firing him would be a mistake and the team would go back to the stone age just like when they got rid of Harbaugh.
These next two seasons are important though. If they really fall off a cliff then I think there's a chance he and Lynch get fired. I think they got 2 years left on their contracts. Purdy literally saved their jobs desu. The Trey Lance trade was a disaster

>>149553654
And they still wont get a qb

>>149553653
with all the nuggies he eats, will he last?

>>149553748
>Sure he's a "choker"
He played against Brady-Belichick and Mahomes-Reid. Many would choke in that situation.

>>149553793
He's got 8 years at best left on this planet unless he starts dieting. His agent floated retirement rumors for contract negotiation reasons. The Chiefs now have him locked up and he said he has never thought about retirement.

>>149553718
Shanahan and Lynch would probably gotten fired if they didn't draft Purdy. He's the only good player they got in 2022 and 2023. I'm so upset Dre Jackson didn't work out. Got 3 sacks in the first game of the season and I thought he was the real deal. Injuries :(

This thread is full of sick individuals

>>149553748
>>149553821
>Purdy
>good
Anyone would look good in that system. Nick Wright was proven correct. Once Purdy lost his cast of avengers he missed the playoffs. Contrast that with Mahomes who goes to owls regardless of who is around him.

>>149553797
That's what I'm saying. He gets labeled as a choker but you don't just fire the guy who's responsible for actually getting you to the super bowl. And who the hell would they replace him with?

>>149553866
This argument again...

>this fat lump of shit is the Steelers most well known beat reporter

Fucking kek

>>149553881
I mean it's a pretty good argument. Nick said let's see what Purdy is like without his elite weapons. In 2024 we got to see it. And protip: once you pay him 55M you won't be able to afford those weapons so 2024 could be what all your seasons look like.

>>149553891
Lol

How is this even a debate. Coke is better than Pepsi.

>>149553897
>once you pay him 55M you won't be able to afford those weapons so 2024 could be what all your seasons look like.

Yes and no. He's not actually making 55 a year. If you read the contract and how it's structured it's a pseudo 3 year and if shit hits the fan, a two year contract.

>>149553694
I have no idea if it would have lasted longer, but it would have changed the way everyone viewed him. He could have had the exact same post 2016 career and we’d all think he was a lock HOFer. It would also have been a top 3 season by a QB all time.

>>149553593
he needs to find a good consistent defensive mind to stay or he will always bounce around the standings like every offensive whizbrain including his brother in LA

>>149553891
>>149553915
soda is for the morbidly obese, like andy reid

>>149553955
If you are in shape then you can earn the right to eat and drink unhealthy foods.

>>149553915
The only pop I drink now is Diet Coke. I love that it tastes like its own thing and not a shitty approximation of the sugar variant like every other diet pop.

Super Bowl prediction?
MVP prediction?

Hard mode: don't mention Eagles or Chiefs

I got 6 weeks until first day of fall semester

Which sport would be my ideal alternative to american football and NFL?
> A sport where womens are always superior to mens
> A sport where there are always more womens than mens
> A sport that has more female fans
> A sport where men are inferior in every way
> A sport where all the most representative, important and historic figures are all womens
>sport totally dominated by women throughout
>sports for nothing masculine

>>149553978
The 80/20 diet/fitness rule was an asspull to placate amerifatasses that if they eat cattle food and yard clippings they still don't have to move

>>149554035
>Super Bowl prediction
Brett Favre brings out the trophy for the Lombardi ceremony and he drops it because his grip is a little shaky.
>MVP
Marvin Varrison Punior

>>149554079
Women are objectively better in volleyball, figure skating, and tennis mainly due to their more appealing outfits.

>>149554035
>Super Bowl prediction?
Ravens beat Commies in Superbowl
>MVP prediction?
Jayden Daniels wins MVP

>>149554098
Tennis is evenly matched in popularity between men and women.

And between volleyball and figure skating,
which of the two would best fit what I'm looking for?

>>149554097
Next year will be the Packers year.
Next year will be the Packers year.
Next year will be the Packers year.
Next year will be the Packers year.

>>149553534
Why would you want to include the one where the Eagles lost

>>149554098
Guys' bulges, butts and biceps looks good in those three sports

>>149554108
Nah, the GOAT would clutch up and beat Chokeson Lameme

>>149554177
Do you know any sport that fits what I'm looking for?
>>149554079

The Tyreek Hill trade ended the Chiefs dynasty.

They keep drafting speedy manlets trying to replicate the magic that was Tyreek.

Speedy manlets didn't work in 2023 or 2024 yet here they are running it back again in 2025.

Their shaky OL won't hold up long enough for Mahomes to make a deep throw.

>>149554179
If Lamar makes it to the Super Bowl then that means he finally overcame choking (or has a team stacked enough that could carry him). Any NFC team that plays a non-choking Lamar is going to have issues.

>>149554219
Daniels is a clutch 4th quarter son of Africa. He'd win

>>149554203
Worthy isn't football fast that's why he's never open. Only an unathletic dork thinks 4.21 in a straight line matters when defenders run 4.32 and have 10 yards and overlapping defenders on you means you'll get open. Guy can't cut for shit like all track monkeys. Hill can better than anyone to put on gear

>>149551531
It was more difficult to pass the ball in the early 2000s. Plus Mahomes is already falling off a little before age 30. Brady was great into his mid-forties.

>>149554342
you just need to watch a highlight reel of brady or any of that eras qbs getting heemed to realize how mahomes is playing in a totally different game

>>149554203
They have three conference championships and two super bowls since that trade

I'm just here to drink some beer and pound some Bussy...
And I'm all out of beer...
Kicks your legs wide as I take down your pants on one motion...

>>149553866
>Mahomes who goes to owls regardless of who is around him.

Well sure, as the refs bail him out (except for the last Superbowl).

>>149554171
i was referring to SBLIX and the regular season win over the chiefs with that ass eagles team

>>149554342
>>149554356
Your pic is misleading. Brady wasn't good enough to make it to 5 Super Bowls in his 20s so we don't know what his stats would have looked like. We do know he played so bad he missed the playoffs in one season and got blown out in a divisional round so I guess that was his Super Bowl equivalent stats.
>It was more difficult to pass the ball in the early 2000s
Mahomes mogs every QB from all eras, so not sure why that matters. Peyton started before Brady and he averaged 4k similar to Mahomes. If Peyton could do it, why couldn't Brady?

>>149553866
Purdy's NFCW > Hurts NFCE >> Mahomes AFCW >>> Brady's AFCE

enitre AFC is on fraud watch now after the ass beating Eagles put on the chiefs

>>149554494
Wrong the entire AFC's defense is on fraud watch. The Chiefs OL was open wider than a twink's bussy and nobody exploited it. The AFC QBs are still elite though.

AFW finished with one of the best records in the league and 3 teams made it to the playoffs.

>>149554336
Worthy is also 169lbs. The average USA female is 170lbs. Not sure what they were thinking with that pick.

>>149549836
The passing environment in the NFL of the 2020s is nothing like the early '00s, casual.

>>149554377
Chiefs were winning before the trade though. I think they won in spite of the trade and not because of it. Tyreek is a once in a lifetime athelete. Those guys they got for him are just roleplayers.

>>149554527
>The passing environment in the NFL of the 2020s is nothing like the early '00s, casual.
And your point is? Mahomes mogs everyone from all eras. I just compare him to Brady since they keep mentioning Brady.
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1751415917109677.jpg

>>149554508
agreed on AFC defenses, especially Bills. I'm not rating the chargers QB that got absolutely humiliated again. Denver's QB looked nice for a rookie but i'm not putting him over Daniels in the NFCE, or Stafford or Purdy in the NFCW. Chiefs overachieved last season and their abysmal performance in the superbowl confirms it.

>>149554508
>[division] finished with one of the best records in the league and 3 teams made it to the playoffs.
>all were frauds
Script writers were lazy this year

>>149554564
AFCW were not frauds, they were over achievers. The frauds were the AFCN and NFCN which everyone expected to do better.

>>149554356
For fuck's sake, this. Not even the same game

>>149554564
NFCN division is the real joke of the NFL.

>>149553506
>>149554455
5 minutes in MS paint

>>149554551
>>149554494
>enitre AFC is on fraud watch now after the ass beating Eagles put on the chiefs
I think AFC teams were too scared of the Chiefs to recognize how bad things were on the OL. The Eagles said, I think your OL is shitty and I'm only going to allocate minimum resources to penetrating it and it worked.

Bills HC overthought things and probably cost his team a ring. Could have probably did what the iggles did.

>>149554656
here's some OC in return

>>149554656
Now post the one that shows the Chiefs booty blasting them in the 2022 owl.

>>149554668
Bills defense plays like a fairweather southern team, the minute it gets cold, wet or defense gets tired they suck at tackling, can't bring down ball carriers, stick to blocks, incapable of jamming receivers at the line, can barely catch a pick playing nickel or dime, linebackers get lead in their shoes. Everyone forgets the unforced errors that kept the Bills alive their last playoff run too.

Spreads my ass WIIIIIIIIIDE

Jalen Hurts has turned the ball over once per Owl

>>149554879
HOW DARE HE

>>149554668
>I think AFC teams were too scared of the Chiefs to recognize how bad things were on the OL.

Which is hilarious because the OL is mostly going to be solved now
>BUT THUNE
Josh Simmons falling to KC was a dumbfounded, totally unrealistic wet dream prior to the draft and he's already looking every bit the premium "Potentially best OT in the draft" pick people said of him.

>>149554090
>>149553978
the person who ate the best diet on the planet is still dead and if they're alive because their birthday happens to put them in a timeframe where that's possible, they're still going to die.

If you can't loosen up to eat a fastfood Hamburger every once and a while cause of "MUH SLOPPO" you'll still probably end up with some shit like Lung Cancer even though you never smoked and croak it.

That is life baby

>>149553593
If he could keep a good DC without having them get poached, it'd go a long way. It's nice to have Saleh back, but he'll probably be gone after this season or MAYBE the season after if we get really lucky

>>149553708
Win a couple games and you guys act like you weren't 2 - 9 against them the previous 5 seasons.

>>149553866
Anyone who takes Nick Wright seriously is confirmed low IQ.

>>149555263
>Josh Simmons falling to KC was a dumbfounded, totally unrealistic wet dream prior to the draft and he's already looking every bit the premium "Potentially best OT in the draft" pick people said of him.
If something feels too good to be true, that's because it usually is. We'll see if he can stay healthy.

Might not be ready to start in his rookie season. If the 49ers backup LT ends up not working then they're back where they started.

>>149555534
Anyone who takes anything sports related seriously has a low IQ. Real sports fans realize it's just entertainment and thus every opinion on sports is inherently dumb including opinions on /nfl/.

>>149554656
>>149554455
>>149553534
>Iggles fans are celebrating a regular season win
I keep forgetting they were a poverty franchise not too long ago and thus their fans don't know how to act like they've been there before.

>>149555566
>Anyone who takes anything sports related seriously
What about a serious hatred for Sports Gambling/Booking and serious disdain for it's rampant growth and increase in accessibility across the Country

makes me blood boil yessir

>>149555263
>Josh Simmons falling to KC was a dumbfounded, totally unrealistic wet dream prior to the draft and he's already looking every bit the premium "Potentially best OT in the draft" pick people said of him.
There will be people saying the sports is rigged if he ends up being another Trent Williams

>>149555518
I don't like how Shanahan embarrassed his DC in the Super Bowl. He undermined one of his calls and made him look like a fool.

>>149555583
It'll cut into the profits of the Vegas gambling monopolies so it's good. Fuck those guys.

>>149555583
Caring about irrelevant things is called autism

Blaming the refs or turf for a loss is an excuses.

Blaming your team for not having the correct personnel is not an excuse. It is self criticism and reflection.

It's the difference between a boxer blaming the judges for not giving him the decision versus a boxing blaming himself for not training harder.

>>149555527
sybau

>>149551764
How did all those QBs do in the playoffs the past half decades? You should work for PFF, faggot

shut your sybau ass up

>>149552765
Dorsey was fired from the Browns because he wanted to run everything and Haslam had been previously burned allowing that to happen. Guy has an eye for talent, but he doesn't work and play nice with others.

>>149554793
>a single field goal off of a ticky tack penalty
>booty blasting

>>149555886
you're acting smug while making excuses for Mahomes while acting like you're really just being critical of the team as a whole
I know your game

>my tfw when people call bustin sherbert a top 10 QB yet say Goff is mid tier

Are we watching the same sport??

Justin Herbert
>has a 5,000 yard season
Jared Goff
>doesn't have a 5,000 yard season
seems pretty cut and dry to me

>>149556959
>17 game season

>>149556927
>>149556959
He lost to Teddy Bridgewater, Mac Jones and Davis Mills that season. Impressive volume stats sure but it doesn't mean shit when you finish 9-8 and miss the playoffs. Chargers will eventually bench him for Taylor Heinicke

>>149557027
great quarterbacks lose to shit quarterbacks all the time what is your point exactly

>>149557058
That Herbert in 2021 wasn't that good and certainly his best season doesn't come close to Goff's best season from either a wins or eye test perspective

>>149555263
Well we know how good the m*tt is without elite oline play Kek

>>149557081
Herbert has never had the teams Goff has had, let's be real.

>>149557250
I agree. The WR talent Herbert has had to work with especially has been piss poor in his time in LA. That said plenty of QBs have performed a lot better with less around them than Herbert. Andrew Luck could absolutely light up teams even when throwing to guys like Coby Fleener and Donte Moncrief. I called Herbert a more athletic but worse version of Joe Flacco with streaky accuracy before the 2020 draft. He's proven me right so far. I actually didn't think he'd struggle so much in the red zone as he had in his career but that's something I've been nothing since late September 2021. I don't think he's developed to the level most QBs 5 years into their career should have by now. I also think the Chargers completely whiffed in this draft class. Wasn't a big fan of Hampton or Tre Harris. Joe Hortiz did a nice job retooling their defence in the 24 draft but this class I think he fucked up massively

>>149554678
...why he do it, bros? ;.;

Herbert loses a playoff game when his opponent turned the ball over 5 times. The dude is trash. It’s ok to admit the Bahamacuck was half right (Pooa is trash also).

>>149555527
Because beating them in an NFCCG and getting the Lombardi trumps a regular season streak that was broken two seasons ago.

>>149556527
>a ticky tack penalty
>I was holding all game but I just thought I could keep getting away with it but they finally flagged me at the end
ultimate cope lol

>theo ash, the biggest Jordan Love dick sucker on the internet, is calling JJ potentially injury prone after 1 career injury
>meanwhile Jordan Love suffered 3 injuries to totally different places last season
The ironing

>>149557602
Packers fags are the worst. Because Aaron and Bret won Owls they are 100% convinced Jordan Love is fated to win an Owl.

>>149556999
>and yet only 1 fumble all season long

>>149557602
>caring about opinions from retards who don't know ball

Most of these fags are just doing it for engagement bait anyway. They don't actually believe the shit they say they just want views. McCarthy might be great or he might suck but he didn't have any major injuries in college and players have come back from worse than a meniscus tear. Michael Penix is the one people should be extremely wary of this season. 2x surgically repaired right ACL and seperated his right shoulder (non throwing) but also required surgery

>>149557320
>>149557725
^ this is the guy who always says "not reading all that" by the way

>>149557725
>Be extremely wary of Penix
I'll keep an eye on him

>>149557740
he's blogging again jfc i wish he would get a job already so he'd have other things to do

>>149557762
>lambs
>doing the fleecing
It writes itself sometimes

>Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!
Yeah, but NFLN is playing the shitty edited version of Hard Knocks instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak0sIV9XQiQ

>>149557740
Yea I'm allowed to write long paragraphs because I know ball and you don't lol you're free not to read

>>149557811
when does your amazon warehouse shift start?

>>149557764
I'm working right now kek

>>149557851
imma report this shit to his amazon supervisor

>>149557851
>2am
bro dont lie

The Buffalo Bills should move to Montana and become the Billings Buffalo.

I work at Nintendo

>>149549836
sit tf down

>>149557891
Let me pitch you a Rams x Pokémon promotion event.

bungles are bungling another generational talent at QB. when will he request a trade?

>>149557960
Burrow is one of the rare QBs with two elite WR1s and will have them for most of his career. Its easy to have a quick release when you're throwing it to two freaks.

>kiwicel - blog blog blog
>anon - kiwi don't blog
>kiwicel - I AM WORKING I AM 6'4" AND IF FUCK WOMEN AND I AM RICH BE SAD
>anon - it's 2am
>kiwicel has left the board

Which coaches are on the hot seat this upcoming season? Daboll and McDaniel are the only two that come to mind.

>>149558051
>McDaniel
>Tomlinson
>McDermott
>Taylor
>Daboll
>LeFleur

>>149558015
you didn't read past the second line.

>>149558071
LeFleur and McDermott really on the hot seat?

>>149557515
Let's not go too crazy here, Herbie might be an underachiever but he's a better qb than Tua ever was or will be.

>>149558029
All my posts were talking ball you spastic what fucking blog? I didn't leave I was just doing shit. You really need to get a life mutt you're genuinely obsessed with me lol

Did someone say Tua?

>>149558071
>LeFleur
only for his inability to find a decent kicker lol

>>149558249
McManus did go 20/21 for the Packers last season so maybe they've finally got some stability there. Either way LeFleur won't be on the hot seat until the Packers miss the playoffs, remember how long it took them to fire McCarthy.

Which players are gonna attend the first post-trial freakoff?

>>149558124
I'm saying he wouldn't be a generational talent without all those weapons.

>>149558387
Diggs
OBJ
Travis
Shadoodoo
Peanut oil

>>149558462
that's nonsense, burrow practically came out of the womb throwing heat, he's been pretty consistent from high school to osu to lsu to the league. if he doesn't pass scrutiny no qb does.

>>149550139
Ok hear me out
>Wheels fall off this season and Dolphins go like 5-12
>Fight with jets for 3rd or last
>Fire McDaniel
>Darren Waller and Frank Smith get John Gruden a foot in the door
>Sell Tyreek Hill for young new talent and draft a new WR first round
>Rebuild and start training Ewers to take over for Tua
>Succeed in spite of Grier and Ross

Omarion Hampton for OROY is the best bang for your buck. Raiders O-Line won't support Jeanty.

>>149558532
He had elite WRs like Ja'Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson at LSU. Both of which will probably retire as top 15 WRs of all time. Now on the Bengals he has Chase and Higgins. He's spoiled.

>>149558640
then why was he still good coming off the bench at osu? another thing to consider is ja'marr chase vs devonta smith. both were sec gods but smith will never have chase numbers. maybe the qb is the difference. in addition, playing for the bengals is a handicap, the team is run like shit and this isn't the first time they've had good receivers. remember the era of owens, ochocinco and housh? burrow is the game changer, plus he threw crazy numbers after the wrist injury

>>149558640
Chase is only a top 5 WR when Burrow is throwing him the ball. This is simple fact backed up by numbers. They elevate eachother and believing otherwise is delusion. And this isn't even getting into the obvious argument of elite weapons being less valuable when your QB is behind a bottom 5 OL (unless that QB is joe burrow)

>runs the football
>plays defense
Thoughts?

>>149559038
As the Lord intended. Amen.

>>149558582
Wait, do dolphins fans think they're going to "sell" a 32 year old WR with a 35 million cap hit in 2026?
Buddy you're cutting Hill lol

>>149559127
I love watching a good run game. It's more entertaining than passing desu.

>>149558188
I think so, they haven't won with supposed Super Bowl level talent.

>>149555263
Simmons was projected to be the best or at the very least, top 3 tackle in the draft but he got injured. If he recovers, he could be a big steal

Why do you root for the team you do /spee/?
My Dad roots for the Lions therefore I do too

>>149559542
Live in the area, simple as

>>149559542
Because I grew up and live in Wisconsin, and reality was tailor made for my existence, so naturally the Lord put the most based team in my spawning area.

>>149559719
We are going to slap you in the opener

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the closing window,
This team shall clasp a CCG win with whom the angels name Lamar—
Clasp a rare and radiant Owl appearance with whom the angels name Lamar.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

>>149559742
That’s fine. We’ll get our revenge against you at Lambeau in January.

>Steelers star OLB T.J. Watt is seeking a contract extension that would make him the NFL's highest-paid non-QB, eclipsing Ja'Marr Chase's $40.25M average salary.

>"The stalemate is going to be that T.J. Watt wants to be the highest-paid non-quarterback in the league," Gerry Dulac said.

>"And the Steelers are looking at it that he's age 31. In order to accommodate any kind of large contract, it can't be a three-year deal, it has to be a five-year deal because you need to spread the money out...It's not a smart business decision for the Steelers, and they know it."

>Gulac adds that the process isn't going to be easy because the Steelers saw "a decline in his [Watt's] performance" last season.

>Watt, who's entering the final year of his 4-year/$112M deal, held out from mandatory minicamp with negotiations at a standstill.

Will he get paid?

>>149559742
We'll see if you still have run d

>>149559828
I smell a trade coming...

>>149559828
TJ WATT, WELCOME HOME TO WISCONSIN

what's the deal with player jersey numbers regarding zeroes? they made 0s available now didnt they? why am i not seeing 01 or 02 or 03 or 07? only solo 0s? wasn't there a double 0 before?

>>149560204
thats nba

>>149560204
bryce huff flopped in philly

>>149559901
I don't see it. Team would have to trade away draft capital/players THEN give him that same extension he's asking for or he'll just continue to sit out.

>>149560565
are they really going to toss a big money 5 year deal to a 30+er in decline?

>>149559882
>THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKER - BACK TO JERSEY!

>>149560583
If it's structured in a way that he can get cut in 2/3 years? Yeah

>>149550139
The Dolphins are going to be meh for as long as Ross owns the team.

>>149557577
Chiefs literally only beat the Niners thanks to Ref ball.
They were holding the whole game zoomer

>>149558582
>dolphins have worst record in league
>they draft archie manning
>archie cucks ewers out of starting again

>>149560864
lmao

>>149559828
>Watt gets 50 milly a year
>Gets injured for the season in week 2

why arent you locking in?

>>149560853
right, and this is why when the 49ers rematched the Chiefs they won again, but the Eagles who rematched the Chiefs blew them out of the water

sounds like Shannyhan didn't evolve, and got tricked by the same corndog bullshit that stumped the Eagles the first time around, and Sirianni and the hurtslocker were not going to be made bitches again

this is why everyone thinks the forty whiners fans are lil bitches

Here's a crazy idea, TJ Watt for Tyreek Hill straight up, who says no?

eagles are going to repeat btw

>>149559828
Steelers will pay him whatever he wants because they're good little cuckolds who are desperate to keep up with the Ravens and Bengals. That slaphead Omar Khan and his merry band of redeemers better figure out those numbers

>ANOTHER Bills player is a Rapist
What's going on with that loser franchise?

Kamala lost btw

>>149558847
You'd be saying the same about Justin Jefferson if he was on the Bengals.

Chase only had backup QBs throwing to him in the NFL aside from Burrow.

>>149561933
>0-4 in Owls
>then 3-33 against Brady
>then 0-4 against Mahomes
If I was a Bills player, I'd take out my anger on random people too

Tua STINKS!

>>149561410
probably but fuck you anyway
my Chiefies are gonna fuck up the AFC and ruin all their hopes so I'm good lol

>>149559882
I bet they come in last and lose to Big Pete and the dogshit Raiders to lol
They deserve it for being owned by Walmart which is basically just as bad as being owned by a jew anyway

I have never seen a pussy in real life.

Soon...

Script is out, Rams win the Owl

>>149561961
I would not be saying the same about Jefferson because he already proved he's a top 5 WR no matter who's throwing him the ball. His production didn't drop at all with backup QB Nick Mullens in 2023.

Just got the real script direct from the Goodell Synagogue™ looks like my Ravens are beating the Bucs in a close owl win 29-27

Stoolers STINK!

Post heems

>>149562336
who was the other guy that higgins heemed

>>149562336
Any heems?

>>149562390
Footy heems

>>149562255
>>149558532
>>149557960
Allen and Lamar don't have half as good weapons as Burrow yet they won MVP. Burrow got exposed when he missed the playoffs. No elite QB in their prime misses the playoffs when they don't have injuries, especially when you have a weak schedule like the Bengals had.
>Defense
Peyton, Rodgers, and Mahomes carried their team to the playoffs with bad defenses.

The hit that killed the Mike White hype train

>>149562513
We could probably have an entire heem thread with just Steelers webms

>>149562513
Now this one is a classic
*sips*

>>149562336
did he die?

>>149562541
as a packer fan i admire afc-n goonery.

Chiefs need to purge their receivers and rebuild. If you changed the coach and QB these guys wouldn't be able to move the sticks.

Kelce was single handedly carrying them for the last 3 seasons but now he's washed.

>>149562433
God I will always hate the Hawks and their ugly uniforms

>>149562390
Why didn't these retards attack him from different directions? It's called flanking

>>149562570
Even the fans are subhuman

>>149562569
Nerve gas

>>149562594
feels like being at a hockey game

Anyone have the webbum of the Commies Eagles CCG fight? The one that got one of the Commies ejected

>>149562589
wouldn't have made a difference tbf

>>149562541
anyone have a higher quality version of this one?

>>149562431
None of that is relevant, and it's wrong anyway.
>2001 Peyton
>2017 Stafford
>2018 Rodgers
>2018 Matt Ryan
>Half of Drew Brees' career
All missed the playoffs because of their defense. I could go on

>>149562693
Would have at least had a chance to get some licks in or take his legs out instead of getting straight up heemed by charging him like spergs with no strategy lol

>>149553891
>Mark KWABOTY

Reminder Tom Brady is stealing valor from Mahomes. Had he retired at a normal age Mahomes would have 5 rings and Brady would only have 6.

Brady is using the Raiders as a proxy to try to slow down Mahomes.

He knew the Chiefs were trying to get Bowers so he told the Raiders to take him. Bowers could have replaced Kelce and extended the Chiefs dynasty by another decade.

He fired the >black HC and put in Pete Carrol who he knows gave him trouble so he assumes will give Mahomes trouble.

Brady was practically celebrating during the Super Bowl commentary when the Eagles took the lead since he knew Mahomes wasn't going to 3peat and eclipse his legacy.

>>149562580
Rice is the only halfway reliable one but his retarded ass is unreliable off the field

>>149553891
He has a point
sometimes im feeling frisky and want a bepis instead, or a mountain dew
why force the customer to choose a side ?

>>149562826
cant believe as a raiders fan i have to carry water for Brady now, but here we are and you best believe im gonna do it

>>149562838
Andy Reid: Making Mike Tomlin jealous with his WR choices since 2016

>>149562580
The hunts are turbo kikes and will not allow for the chiefs to not hypothetically contend for even a much needed RnR season

>>149562805
look at the clock. Its the dying seconds of the final round. They already tried everything and he still has enough stamina to powerbomb one and knock him out cold. Your strat would probably work against some average meathead bodybuilder and not Eddie Hall.

>>149562859
So then you just order water or something else? Getting upset because a place you go to eat doesn't have a specific beverage is the definition of gluttony. Fucking fatass

>>149562826
based brady, i hope he wills the raiders back into contenders to halt the mutt once and for all

Order Dr. Pepper, the best soda, instead.

>>149562933
theres a very good reason why that fat hgh gut freak only does freekshow fights instead of fighting actual trained skullcrushers
reminds me of Bob sapp

>>149562951
>just order tapwater bro
ive seen your butt
shut up

>>149562976
Not many places sell it in New Zealand but I love A&W Cream Soda. Legit 10/10 non alcoholic drink. Dr Pepper is mid

>>149562838
>>149562896
>>149562912
>Andy Reid: Making Mike Tomlin jealous with his WR choices
I don't blame Reid, like many all time great coaches he foolishly believes he can make anybody work in his system. It's an ego thing.

The GM is really bad at the WR position.
>Took Mecole Hardman over DK Metcalf
>Wasted a 2nd round on Skyy Moore who is a complete bust
>Ignored all the red flags on Rashee Rice's scouting report one of which said "he has potential but he's not a good dude off the field".

>>149563033
thats awful rootbeer, try and get some ice cold ibc sometime itll be a religious experience

>>149563067
It's A&W Cream Soda not A&W Root Beer. Root Beer is foul

>>149563010
Size counts for a lot too. Bob Sapp has legit wins in K1 over quality opponents despite being uncoordinated and at a skill disparity.

>>149562885
Brady and his cheating Patriots stole valor from your franchise. Have you no pride. You should be lockstep with the Chiefs in trying to undermine Brady's asterisk-laced legacy.

>>149563107
IBC is between root beer and cream soda, like saspharilla
even then a&w is a shit soda regardless im surprised you like it

>>149563107
>Root Beer is foul
suspect taste

>patriots cheated!!!
no easier way to out yourself as someone that doesn't know ball

planning to go to any training camps this year, friends?

>>149563122
*size and power. This will never not be funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRqMCIrtno

>>149563122
youre not wrong but skill>size every time
i mean cro cop broke sapps face with a single punch for instance
also k1 is a worked shoot

>>149563130
My hate for machines outweighs my disdain for Brady
shrimple

>>149563218
mahomes
stupid iphone can’t even spell that mutts name kek

not to say that size means nothing
this fight is exactly what UFC is missing
https://youtu.be/xyYLwL7Yj3A?si=tbe-bkxJC4GERPde

>>149563185
>skill>size every time
Most of the time but not all the time. There's a point where the size difference negates a skill advantage. Fighters kill themselves to (((make weight))) just so they can have the tiniest bit of size advantage over their opponents. But then they get rightfully BTFO when moving up a weight class and fighting opponents that matches their natural size.

Remember when the Eagles 2017 had a fake gameplan practice prior to the Superbowl then had their real one because they were so convinced Belichick would find a way to record it? How many points did the Patriots defence give up on that Superbowl again? 41 wasn't it? Very peculiar

>>149563258
some of those old pride fights are retarded, i remember they had an absolute weight comp and crocop kicked the shit out of some lightweight lmao

>>149563258
pride and k1 dynamite were the best. i miss those events.

>>149563163
>>149563218
Tom destroyed his phone when they came to investigate him. The commissioner suspended him but Robert Kraft went crying to local judges/politicians who he bought off in the election. Kraft would use these same judges to hide the sex tapes of him raping those underaged chinese prostitutes he raped at the brothel.

Patriots would break into locker rooms and steal playbooks according to Eric Mangini. They were the first team to wear glove colors of their opponents jersey to hide holing.

Brady's former personal trainer got busted shipping a boat load of steroids to Peyton Manning. The HGH human growth hormone explains why Peyton's head is so big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spygate_(NFL)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflategate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuck_Rule_Game

>>149563281
You’re not wrong, again
the UFC has had the awful effect of just flattening out the sport, it’s sad really and exactly why it’s been on a downside for so many years
I mean people shit their pants when Connor got the belt in seperate weight classes, when those fights used to be common practice
shit, guys would fight in tournaments multiple times on the same night and now they might fight twice a year
what a shame
https://youtu.be/le69DBh7YwY

>won 3 Superbowls with 3 different Quarterbacks
>zero cheating allegations
>even managed to take the Dan Snyder owned Redskins to the playoffs twice

Joe Gibbs is the real GOAT

colts lost 45-7 in the deflategate game and 28 of the patriots points were after halftime when they were using "properly inflated" balls. you retards look so fucking pathetic crying about the patriots, even all these years later. im not even a pats fan either

>>149563307
>>149563319
like the time cro cop kicked future wwe guy alberto del rio, in a lucha mask, head clean off his shoulders kek

>>149558582
>Fire McDaniel
And my Ninies rehire him as the OC like they did with Saleh?
Come home, black man!

>>149563346
How many can you name? (don't look at filename)

They covered up the Robert Kraft brothel string by tricking useful idiots into thinking he only fucked two grannies, but it's obvious they were just working the desk and were in charge of trafficking the younger girls who were being trafficked there.

Kraft is worth billions of dollars, he wouldn't take the risk of going to a brothel to fuck two 70 year old chinese hags. That place was the one Chinese business in town that was selling pizza if you know what I mean. He had them burn the surveillance tapes so the truth will never get out.

If the Cardinals played in any other market, their owners would have sold the franchise years ago. Arizona is sports purgatory.

>>149563398
that's what happens when your promotion is run by the yakuza

>>149563539
I always thought it was weird that they made Jerry Richardson sell the Panthers because he was a dirty old man who liked office ladies in tight jeans yet did nothing to Robert Kraft for the Diddy shit he was up to.

Makes you wonder what the NFL wanted that Richardson was standing in the way of.

Remember when Patrick Chung got a zero game suspension for cocaine possession but Jimmy Smith was suspended 4 games for "threatening text messages" to his ex? Remember when Gronk was only suspended 1 game for doing this to a Bills player on the sideline and giving him a concussion?? Goodell played favorites with the Patriots for a LONG fucking time. Your revisionist history doesn't change shit. The Patriots earned their reputation

>>149563600
Robert Kraft was the defending dynasty at the time and the league knows dynasties are good for ratings. So they ignored the pizzagate stuff he was engaging in.

>In February 2022, it was revealed by sportswriter Mike Florio that the NFL falsified information about the Deflategate scandal and deleted data that would have cleared the Patriots of wrongdoing, as the data from the spot-checks were never released and ultimately expunged on orders from NFL general counsel Jeff Pash.
Goodell really loved the Pats, for sure

>>149563525
Nigga im drunk

>>149563649
>Mike Florio
LOL this is good bait. Everyone knows that dude is a clickbait merchant who writes fan fiction.
>Mike Florio: Breaking News: Andy Reid is considering retirement!
A few weeks later.....
>Andy Reid: I have never even thought about retirement

>>149563702
Florio is full of shit but if he's good for anything it's calling the NFL and their butt buddies out on their bullshit.

Maybe Goodell thought letting the story die and not talking about it was better than "clearing" the Patriots ever think about that?

Also imagine the suspension somebody like Myles Garrett or Maxx Crosby would receive for jumping on Pat Mahomes back/neck on the sideline after the whistle and concussing him. 4 games? 6 games? Why did Gronk only receive 1 game for doing what he did? Oh that's right because the Patriots played the Steelers 2 weeks later in a game that ended up deciding 1st seed in the AFC

>>149563732
Remember 2016 when every defensive player in the league was either headshotting Cam Newton or trying to tear his limbs off and the refs turned a blind eye?

>>149563732
congratulations, you just discovered that professional sports are a work

>>149563732
Wow. Keep going

>>149563720
Mike Florio is the only sports "journalist" who I will have to fact check with other sources before believing anything he says.
>Florio is full of shit but if he's good for anything it's calling the NFL
Not sure how that dude still has a job or how the league keeps inviting him to their events after all the shit he's talked about them. Maybe it's because he tells so much lies they know nobody takes him seriously. He's Pinocchio.

>>149563754
Hitting a QB during a play hard/to the head or not is still a football play. What Gronk did was after the whistle to an opponent on the ground on the sideline and he gave him a concussion as a result. If you think that's comparable you have shit for brains

>>149563754
That shit was shameful. And I hated those panthers.

>>149563754
Cam is a magnet for bad human behavior

>>149563754
>league was either headshotting Cam Newton or trying to tear his limbs off and the refs turned a blind eye?
Large rushing QBs get different treatment from small white-boi pocket passing QBs. They used to let players get away with stuff against Shaq because he was so big it was the only way to play against him. Had they not held Shaq to different standards he would have bullied everyone.

>>149563851
>>149563818
>be 30 year old man whose been on steroids since 15
>HES BULLYING ME I NEED TO CHEAT TO STOP HIM SAVE ME REFS
its shameful

>Giants mortgaged their entire future for a Lane Kiffinbabby with "swag" and "aura"
Didn't they just do this with Drew Lock or something?

>>149563539
>source: dude trust me

>>149563940
They have to atone for the Daniel Jones mistake. There's an ongoing meme in the NFL that you can change your franchise's trajectory by landing a great QB. This hasn't been the case. You are better off focusing on building a well rounded roster.

>>149563912
We aren't talking about fantasy football anon

>>149563323
In 2015 the NFL took measurements of every game ball at points throughout the game thru the entire season to PROVE Brady cheated. 10 years later we still have not see the data. Brady did literally nothing wrong.

>>149563940
I wasn't a fan of Dart pre draft but the Giants hardly mortgaged their future drafting him. They gave used a 2nd, 3rd and 3rd round pick in 2026 to trade up for him at pick 25. Compare that to the capital the 49ers used to trade up for Trey Lance who had started 1/3 of the games Dart did in college

>>149563986
Daniel jones is josh Allen without a support system

>>149563983
Everyone in that area knew that chinese establishment served pizza or at the very least sus ages. Check the online whore forums of websites that cover this. I don't want to go into more details. Unironically dude trust me. Also, use your head. Why would a billionaire who can get any women he want take the risk of walking alone into a brothel to fuck a 70 year old hag.

>>149564037
What are you suggesting, someone is covering up things to benefit billionaire Republicans with ties to Mossad?

>>149563986
The Giants systematically destroyed their 2022 team because they were butthurt that it was Dave Gettleman's team instead of their own. I wouldn't have done what they did to Daniel Jones with a broken neck and a torn ACL to a dog in the street. How they kept their jobs after making a TV show about how scab running backs could do Saquon Barkley's job just as well as him is beyond me.

>>149564037
>dude trust me
Kraft did literally nothing wrong, she lost.

>>149564037
it was definitely a tide over for his dates with ghislane

>>149564047
Finally a patriots fan realizes what's happening.

>>149564025
Daniel Jones is Jake Delhomme with mobility. He's wearing 17 in Indy because Delhomme was his hero growing up.

>>149559797
neverscore

>>149564061
I wonder if that's why Brady never went there...

>>149564047
Republicans?
They’re all in cahoots, they replaced class war with race war which they replaced with red vs blue

>>149563503
NERDS!

>>149564093
Why do I bring this up?

>>149564060
>ghislane
She's probably the one who told him about the one Chinese restaurant in town that sold pizza.

>>149564059
>Kraft did literally nothing wrong
Imagine being a billionaire who can fuck any girl he wants. Yet you walk alone into a brothel to fuck a 70 year old grandma. Makes perfect sense! Let's be honest, he went in there looking for the one thing he couldn't get any where else. Pizza.

>>149564093
You ever wonder why we're here?

>>149564107
what part of they’re all on the same team do you not understand?
this trump administration is just an extension of the Obama admin

>>149563986
>There's an ongoing meme in the NFL that you can change your franchise's trajectory by landing a great QB.

Uhh yea you can niggers it's a Quarterback league. The Bengals didn't win a playoff game for 30 years before they drafted Joe Burrow did you forget that? The Falcons never had back to back winning seasons in their 40 year franchise history before they drafted Matt Ryan. You'd have to be a fucking dunce to think the right QBs don't drastically change the trajectory of an organisation

>>149563876
I refuse to go along with this and I've seen through all your lies Roger Goodell, you wicked wicked DEVIL! AHHHHHH!

>>149564118
In Florida, the young girls are supplied by the Gaetz family now that Kent Stermon an hero'd.

>>149564129
to be tested
this is hell, satan is the lord of this world

>>149564137
Bengals managed to miss the playoffs perfectly fine before they signed Burrow and now they are right back to missing the playoffs. Tell me, how many rings did Burrow, Allen, Caleb, and Ryan win for their team? Mahomes has created the meme that landing a great QB can change your franchise.

Why are we talking about my boi Joey B? He's had a big league week so far and seemingly can't stop winning

>>149564165
Joe Burrow will sign with Vegas when his contract expires (also when geno falls off)
BOOK IT

>>149564131
Have you been living under a rock. What we're seeing now is different from anything in the last 80 years.

>>149564165
This argument only works if Burrow and Allen end their careers with no rings. They're barely entering their primes. And regardless, having no rings doesn't mean Matt Ryan didn't change the Falcons' trajectory.

>>149564150
>an hero'd
More like he got suicided.

>>149564180
friend, it’s been this way for alot longer since WWII
the last resistance died with Nixon, if you know you know

>>149558015
>>149563912
It's necessary to have a quick release when you have shit protection. This idea that anyone could succeed in Burrow's situation is laughable.
>just get the ball out as fast as humanly possible every snap and score 30+ points per game every game and we might kinda have a chance

>>149564165
Changing the trajectory of a franchise doesn't mean specifically winning a Superbowl that's false equivalence. Falcons are a better example than Bengals anyway he brought stability to the franchise and took them to the playoffs 7 times his first 10 seasons and that was at a time when the NFC South was actually a pretty tough division

>>149564194
>And regardless, having no rings doesn't mean Matt Ryan didn't change the Falcons' trajectory.
They had 0 rings before Ryan and now have 0 rings after him. Both the Bengals and Falcons played in super bowls prior to getting a good QB so they didn't even take them further.
>This argument only works if Burrow and Allen end their careers with no rings.
We don't even know if they will stay with their franchise.

>>149564233
see
>>149564237
Changing the trajectory means going further in the playoffs than you've ever been. Or it means winning a ring. Burrow and Matt have done nothing new. The franchise already experienced losing in the Super Bowl. I guess in Ryan's case he did something new by getting their hopes up and choking.

Burrow is fighting Lamar on NFLN!

>>149564177
I think they get the new manning

>>149564129
We're basically demons

>>149563986
>you can change your franchise's trajectory by landing a great QB. This hasn't been the case

>>149564296
that implies a bad year this season, which at the very least they go .500

>Falcons don't have back to back winning seasons in their first 40 years
>draft Matt Ryan
>immediately have 5 straight winning seasons
>N-NO THAT'S NOT CHANGING THE TRAJECTORY!! HE DIDN'T WIN A SUPERBOWL!!!!!

Bro I am the last person who'd ever defend Matt Ryan but he absolutely changed the trajectory they were on especially after the Mike Vick disaster. Your definition of the word "trajectory" is irrelevant mutt

>>149564177
Keep that motherfucker out of the AFCW. Keep him in the AFCN where Lamar and the Browns can keep dominating him.

>>149564270
No you fucking retard, changing the trajectory means changing the trajectory. Do you know what Atlanta's trajectory was before Matt Ryan? 4 wins maximum. They didn't have a quarterback. They didn't have a coach. Then they draft Matty Ice and instantly go to the playoffs. That's a change in trajectory.

>>149563539
If this were actually true there's no way Irsay keeps his mouth shut about it all this time. He absolutely hated Kraft and at the very least would have used it as leverage behind the scenes to force him out.

Kraft probably wasn't banging the grannies, true, but to a guy his age the 27 year old larping as a college freshman no doubt seemed young enough

>>149564355
You just know him on a even semi competent franchise like Vegas would fucking dominate

>>149564356
And they have 0 rings to show for it. Now imagine another scenario where they didn't sign Matt Ryan and instead kept missing the playoffs and building up draft capital.

They would be in a better situation today. Probably would have a super team by now.

Making the playoffs is a net negative if you don't win since it fucks up your draft position.

>>149564359
New
>>149564359
In a few
>>149564359

>>149564340
They might go 6-11 at max

4 AM
IN THE MORNING
CARRIED AWAY
BY A
MOONLIGHT SHADOW

>Vegas
>semi competent

Who's gonna tell him?

>>149564398
>Now imagine another scenario where they didn't sign Matt Ryan and instead kept missing the playoffs and building up draft capital.
You mean exactly what they were doing for the first 40 years of that franchise? Fucking retard, sit this one out.

>>149564419
>>149564415
Check the schedule
its baby bottom weak
raiders can pull a surprise 10 wins easy

>>149563754
I remember Cam repeatedly diving into the line like a fullback and consistently crashing into defenders instead of avoiding them.

Lameme's just as black as Cam, runs all the time and manages not to get lit up constantly. Kaepernick was overtly loathed by the league and a total hack who relied on his running and he managed not to get killed. Russell Wilson was a black qb and if anything, he got a pretty generous whistle. Mike Vick didn't get headhunted constantly. Neither did Cunningham or Culpepper. Or Doug Fucking Williams and Warren Moon if you want to go way back.

Did the league only notice Newton was black? The trick is don't play QB like Bronco Nagurski. If you repeatedly rush like a halfback that's what you are and halfbacks get tackled. Usually pretty hard.

>>149554620 is the great white hope that everyone thinks the league tried to shill for and protect at every opportunity getting blown the fuck up and no one even called it a dirty play. Know why? Because he was a fucking ballcarrier. Don't want to get hit? Get to the sidelines.