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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:212 (211 starts)
>Nico Hรผlkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:241 (238 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)
>News:Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break (basedkwab)
Lewis Hamilton urges Ferrari to prioritise 2026: โI know Mercedes are focused on next yearโ (kwab)
Liam Lawson has overtaken Yuki Tsunoda in the driver standings (kwab)
Lando Norris: McLaren driver asks for no hostility for title rival Oscar Piastri at home British GP (kwab)
>>149554205 (OP)basedd eddition, here's the other version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Htaq4HoDog
Go to gym, play chess, watch wrc, get a gf
>>149554246I'm not doing any of those things
>>149554260Star doing at least two and life will improve
kelly piquet is so cute but i bet she is the most schizoid of all the WAGs. like literally drinking red wine and half passing out in the tub while playing with razorblades
>having such retarded management that you manage to even piss off your ace card to depart from you
That Thai gook is a retard for not pulverising Horner back in 2024.
>>149554333Also, good morning. Woke up to the new latest rumours around AMX
>>149554305Bro the moment Kvyat lost a full time f1 drive she filed for divorce, sheโs obviously not the sweetest woman in the world lol
>>149554374>filed for divorceI don't think they were ever married
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Patient zero of the momdemic
>>149554333it was josh the one who started all and marko supporting all the shit that josh wanted to do, horny man has done stupid shit yeah but the ones you should be blaming are josh and marko
>>149554394But Max was staunchly on the defence for Marko?
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>>149554333It has nothing to do with Horner. Red Bull got pozzed when Mateschitz died. Imagine Mateschitz allowing a nafri to drive for them. Ridiculous.
>>149554394>the ones you should be blaming are josh and markonigga are you joking? Nobody forced that midget retard to betray his popstar wife go chasing after subordinate roastie snatch, REPEATEDLY
He did all that bullshit in the immediate wake of all the #MeToo shit as well, he's a bonerfied retard
>>149554323-st
That being said, I wonder whoโs the most racist F1 driver.
>>149554417Hadjar was already signed to their jr team when Mateschitz was still alive saar
>>149554441cool story abdul but I already told you I don't argue with cutfags
Max to m*rcedes will be worse than 9/11
>>149554401and? max only seems to trust his dad and for some reason marko and because of that he isnt gonna trash talk them
>>149554422and josh was the one who was butthur because he was also trying to fuck her or I think he fucked her at one point, dont remember exactly, supposedly he was the one who leaked a lot of that shit back then, im not even defending horny man but the ones who escalated that shit to the next level were the other two retards who wanted more power withiin rb
>>149554435Him being Aussie alone in that time period propels well up the contenders list.
>noooo, I don't want max to leave the nafri team
pozfags truly are utterly hopeless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UQ-M6nLfLI
>>149554435>>149554323>RACISM SO FUNNY XDDDDhow do you enjoy being stuck in the mindset of an edgy teen in your 30s
>>149554450I dont see anything wrong with that, I think its normal for the drivers to get a seat at the best vroom possible and the same applies to the teams, they want the best talent possible to drive for them, the idea of staying at one team in hopes of one day they git gud is stupid specially if you are a top talent, I get some guys have no choice but if you always want to win then why you should waste years in a shitbox?
>>149554452>for some reason markoPlease for once just try to gauge his loyalty to the man who he respects dearly (and Mateschitz)
>https://youtu.be/abpV3rFxxzk?t=41
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>nooo, I will never get over it if max leaves the nafri team, I'm team nafri for life #cutlife
just kill yourselves
>>149554558What? You mean yell upstairs?
>>149554572how old are you
>>149554593too old for your taste pedo
>>149554265Chess is a complete fucking waste of time
I got really good at it in my teens. To a certain extent it trains you to think strategically, but beyond that you're just training your brain to be good at chess
>>149554597why does he were makeup
>>149554625laser hair removal doesn't work on blond people so they have to wear makeup
>>149554472How's the weather in itakeskus, mohammed?
>>149554645>late reply of seethestruck a nerve?
>>149554662More like he's not feverishly waiting for the thread to update so he can begin typing out another seething reply immediately.
>>149554265I have a gf and beat an 8 year old three times in a row (in chess). What nou?
>>149554625He used to get called pretty when he was young. He pretended not to like it, but he's vainly (in both senses) trying to cling on to that.
>>149554675yet hes angry enough to type a response to an old post not aimed at him, ergo, striking a nerve from being called out
>>149554708whatever abdul
>>149554724are you angry realizing you got called out
MAXcedes soon
What do you get when the best driver is in the best car? KINO.
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>finn got baited by the tag team twice now
lmao, time to string that necktie around the rafters pal
>>149554754yeah, you got called out and are seething for multiple replies straight
>>149554751>What do you get when the best driver is in the best car?total RAPE, btw the new regs are for 4 years, right? that means max will break the 7 wdc mark
Feels weird to be supporting Merc, but Max and NARG is a pretty based lineup.
>>149554877NARG got shit on by NARB, bro
>>149554675>retard spending years trolling the thread for attention talking about feverism
I would rather kill myself than support M*rc*des
>>149554887That doesn't matter, Max is superior to NARB in every way, he will be surplus to requirements.
>>149554877narg is pure shit, bro
>>149554751>>149554773they'll still be slow as shit any time the air temp is 20c+ which is most races
>>149554931go talk to your dad
>>149554952I'd fail as well.
Do germans actually use "nafri" as a common slur or is that just something pozleaf invented? F1 related because mick schumacher is german
>>149554754>there are a grand total of 2 jeetleafs and they are both trolls chat is this true
>>149554960Why would they use an English word? And no he didn't invent the word obviously.
It's crazy to think that pretty much anything would be a step up from redbull right now, considering how nuts 2023 was.
Imagine how stupid you'd look saying that redbull would be a bottom of the field team, being held together by verstappen, in like 202 even.
>>149554952>all that toasti'd be fuming. get rid of half of it and replace it with more eggs and bacon
>>149554983You're meant to be putting all the ingredients on them obviously.
>Britain next
>>149554970>>149554960>>149554991you havent made a single on topic post this thread yet, go talk to your dad
>>149554960seen more French use it
why does amx not want his flesh wound down there to heal
>>149555006And why is he in Finland of all places?
nafri is not just english friends
f1-related as hadjar is one, but he's gay i mean christian
>>149554246I recently got a gf and she is into F1. I browse /v/ so this is the first time i've been in this F1 general. F1 memes are pretty kino so i think i'll stay here a while.
>>149555052your gf likes to imagine men fucking
how fat is she
The new F1 theme that will replace DUN DUN DUN next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhX_Woa3kVA
>>149554935if their engine is as OP as everyone from the paddock is claiming it to be, then it wont matter
>>149554970It's originally a German term, "bro"
>Nafri ist eine interne Arbeitsbezeichnung der Polizei Nordrhein-Westfalen fรผr โNordafrikanerโ oder โNordafrikanischer Intensivtรคterโ.
>>149555063who doesn't!
[spoiler]enough for the architect :^)[/spoiler]
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>>149555076could be worse desu
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>>149555089>>149555043huh, the more you know I figured they would have used a more 'german' word
(it's over)
>>149554952Pathetic, I would get at least past halfway.
do you think Edd eats at the heart attack grill during los vehas grand prick?
Or did the race ban him from going there, knowing he would not return if he dined there?
>>149554952Lee from Grovesend has a very poor sense of how much he can eat
>>149554960it was mostly used around 2015 in a negative way
>hamilton straight
>faggots and buckets
>>149555103did you really not know it was an abbreviation or have any sense of the words making up that abbreviation in other languages?
what's wrong with you
80 iq shit
OH MY GOD ITS FKIN HABBENING GET IN HERE
>>149554960I think it's just 4chan speak.
While it's true that Mercedes is currently leading the power unit race, it's Ferrari that seems to be the furthest along on their aero and chassis development program
t. insider
>>149555131I was well aware it's an abbreviation I've just never seen/heard actual Germans use that specific word.
I am glad such a mundane interaction pissed you off so much.
>>149555137>daily expressStop gossiping faggot
>>149555137Nothing ever happens
>>149555156>i only come to this thread to vent my mental health issues why do people get edgy wiw me buwwwww :((((((((((((
>>149555158HE WILL JOIN MERCEDES 2026. YOU ARE DUTCH, DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMAN TO WIN MORE WDCS? THIS IS THE ONLY WAY, REDBULL IS A SHIT TEAM
/f1/, even the fingoloids, i apologise for even tangentially engaging with a l**f
i should have known better, and shall cease having any interacting with even on of them in the future
>>149555181>on*one
like formula one, a class of racing in case you didn't know
>>149555180m*rcedes is the devil
aren't you a god-fearing catholic
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um i dont think we can approve of this outlet look at its rating on reddit
Just how fucking bad did the leafposting get while I was away?
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>>149555108bonjour mon ami
>>149555181coming to jesus is realizing there are unironically 0 cdn flags that have worthwhile input. maybe 1 of them i've had a meaningful interaction with but that's clearly just 1 of them and when they've just had their sertraline dosage
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>>149555199badโฆ but we know it was the paki
About damn time AMX to The Great Satan news finally became public
Everyone with a brain saw the public spat between Horner and OJS was the result of AMX considering his options
Antonelli to Willy or Alpine then? No way they get rid of Goerges. Kwab some much for il prodigio
>>149555221Redbull has done everything in their power this season to fuck over Max; by running retarded tactics, not hiring a decent second driver or fixing his car. Max has every right to leave.
Redbull is done for.
amx should have forced mclaren to get rid of lando
>>149555239narb is the past
kimi is the future
george will be recycled
>>149555243giving him hards a few races ago in that winnable race was hilarious
I like the idea but the pattern is shit, I hate pop art so much
>Hey look I made an OTHER Mickey Mouse reference, now give me 100 millions
max to merc rumors are in the same tier of news as idris elba as the next bond
>>149555243>>149555270>retarded tacticsthat won't be better at m*rcedes though
>>149555290true around 2014 but now he's just too old?
holy shit
>>149555290Yeah, why would Verstappen move to the works team of the best PU manufacturer just in time for new regulations that are all about the PU instead of aero? With Red Bull he would have an untested PU by a new manufacturer, a car designed without a Newey and a team that is currently 4th in the WCC. Verstappen is a racing driver and proper racing drivers don't want the fastest car, they want whatever the fuck Dead Bull can provide, like a minifridge full of energy drinks or something.
>extends checo's contract then kicks him few months later (-$20M lol)
>loses newey
>loses other people from engine and aero departments
>marko hates him
>ford will probably suck and will stop their deal first best opportunity
>now about to lose max
>car is shit
Geri divorce when?
jos really did mind rape him lol
Rumors claim Mercedes is considering Franz Hermann instead
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Doornbos talked about exit clauses and whatnot on teevee
here's Jos' reaction
>>149555337Also why the fuck did they cancel checo's contract instead of just putting him on bench or swapping with other RB team? they could have him as emergency driver just in case yuki and lawson suck (they do)
>>149555352They offered Perez a seat at RB but he declined. He brought so much sponsorship money that his contract was with Red Bull Racing, not with Red Bull the drinks company, so they couldn't swap him at will.
>>149555349Translation for non-dutchies:
"Doornbos is bullshitting like a headless chicken"
>inb4 amx moves to merc and they suck
Looking forward to AMX moving to Mercedes and getting exposed as a massive fraudulent carbabby just like Vettel was.
Does the "RB unveil car with eldritch aerodynamics" vocaroo still exist? Lost it when my PC died, anyone got it?
>>149555364kip absolutely never translates to head
google is retarded
>>149555370Spoiler alert: every single driver then, now and forever is a carbabby
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>>149555358>bullshitting like a headless chicken
>>149555395spic retardation
i weep for the us
>>149555347aero doesn't do shit, bro
>>149555337>Actual dickpicks releasing from the sexual misconduct dramaIcing on the cake
>>149555337>Took over the Jaguar team, which scored 2 podiums ever>won 6 WCC and 8 WDCCould be worse
>>149555111Edd is actually secretly Nikocado Avocado'ing right now
>cheatlaren gets one good season in before its max domination again
>>149554960It's a police code-word that was made public after the Sylvester sexual assault.
>>149555270>>149555293They didn't have any other fresh tire compounds left.
>>149555532All this Mercedes wanking is reminding me of the McLaren-Honda days. Max moving to Mercedes on promises of a rocket ship, only to end up with a Gp2 engine and gp3 car
>>149555587Roughly half the grid is going to have merc engines in 2026, if he does go to merc (funny how often these rumors pop up after he doesn't win a race every 5 events) so even if they do produce a shit engine he'd still end up in the midfield.
>>149555532Mclaren will also have the Mercedes engine. Their aero is better, so free wins still.
>>149555637>aero>doing shit
What's with all the deleted posts?
>>149555685jannie got a bonus
do you guys think that if max goes to merc it will be straight swap like george to rb or something crazy like george to aston and alonso to rb
>>149555685jannies a red bull fan
>>149555685English Jannies mad that NARB is going to be without a drive next year.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>149555695nah, jannie is a l**f
>>149555685Valtteri Bottas had an autism fit when Cadillac stopped answering his calls (he really thought he was getting that seat lmao).
>Mercedes effectively ended up swapping Hamilton for Verstappen
This is so not right.
i have it on good authority that mercedes-amg hpp is the one actually struggling for next year
>>149555740Then why is Toto the most resistant to skipping over the new engine regs?
It's getting too hot guys
isnt it always hot in indonesia
>McLaren
Norris/Piastri
>Ferrari
Leclerc/Hamilton
>Mercedes
Verstappen/Antonelli
>Red Bull
Hadjar/Lawson
>Williams
Albon/Sainz
>Racing Bulls
Lindblad/Colapinto
>Haas
Ocon/Bearman
>Aston Martin
Russell/Stroll
>Audi
Hulkenberg/Bortoleto
>Alpine
Alonso/Gasly
>Cadillac
Bottas/Schumacher
>wanting Bottas and Mick back
kek
>Colapinto
lmao even
>>149555794Im not pedonesia!!!
>>149555808>"now Perez and Ricciardo, that would be a lineup"
>>149555802Thinking Verstappen would've stayed at Red Bull if they brought in Ricciardo last season.
Hope Checo's pesos were worth it.
>>149555814make it Schumacher/Perez to see their team compete for the worst fans on the grid
>>149554211finally P1 again, congrats
>>149555788he has nothing to do with the engine, he just pretends he has
he gets away with it as not a single journalist wonders what it actually means that the mercedes-benz group owns 100% of the shares of mercedes-amg high performance powertrains ltd but only 33% of mercedes grand prix ltd
>>149555816Not really.
>lost Newey>lost Wheatley>dad has beef with Horner>Horner scandal>car is shit to drive and now it's not even fast anymore>upgrade packages constantly underdeliver>engineers won't listen to him >team leadership won't listen to him>PU-dependent regs about to be introduced with Red Bull Powertrains and Ford starting from scratchOne smiling Aussie wouldn't have fixed any of that.
hear me out
Russell/Bottas at Cadillac
>>149555845It's about the friends we drive with along the way.
>>149555847sure
when 'at cadillac' means 'in hell'
I just really want russell/max bros.
What if Verstappen will get vettel'd by Antonelli?
>>149555857but they're both bottoms?
>>149555864good. max need someone up his ass touching his rim, and yuki or any of the old rb did
kimi wont either
>>149555877but i'm saying george won't either
>>149555882Yeah Jorj is overrated. Sure he was better than Lewis Hamilton (ten years past his prime) but he's not going to sniff AMX in the same car
Surely there's going to be a split on between Max and Red Bull regarding activities outside of F1. Right? Things can still be good with Red Bull after he departs from F1.
>>149555632Would be pretty funny to see Redbull ending up better than Mercedes in 26
cadillac: tony stewart/alexander rossi
>>149555802Alonso is not going to Alpine kek
>>149555891That's not what overrated means.
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>>149554414yeah, he surely love poles
zesty ass mf
>>149555882>>149555891George absolutely would. At the very least, he's beating Max in qualy. And in the era of no overtakes, George wins by making it to turn one first
>>149555965You will live to see the Alonso/Piastri Alpine dream team.
>>149555956Rossi is gay and Stewart is a fat fuck that clearly does not fit into modern-day F1 (twinks)
>max mogging the grid and even more records in mercedes would be funny
>but it's great satan and toto's powers woukd only grow
Dont know how I feel about it lads, dont want another era of mercsatan dominance but going into an engine era who's gonna pip them? Maybe aston after a year or two, maybe mclel if (((brown))) remains the fia/liberty's preferred tribesman and keep pushing goblando mutt in the media
>ferrari
Lol
>>149555949>Would be pretty funny to see Redbull ending up better than Mercedes in 26I've been saying this since Max first warned about the new regs being shit.
We could very well be in a situation where Max is lapping the entire field then complaining about how boring it was, how shitty the cars are to drive, and gloating about how he "told-ya-so".
Funniest timeline if it does happen.
>>149555541>Sylvester sexual assaultI tawt I taw a sex assawt!
>>149555791I really should start training neck
>Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break
2026-2030 WDC - Max
2030-2038 WDC - Antonelli
great job, Ferrari, fuck you Elkann
>>149556075(((Elkann))) only care about selling Ferraris to chinks and sheiks
>Amx to Mercedes
>Mercedes starts mission 33 replacing all diversity hires with competent people
So after the divorce who will get a GP?
>>149556205He is a big guy can you handle him?
HAPPENING
>Verstappen to join Mercedes for 2026
https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/c4gkkx3ed5vo
>First 2026 test to be held behing closed doors
So, what exactly "Liberty" stands for in Liberty Media?
NARG vs NARB for the second seat
>>149556237Is Antonelli a tranny or something?
russell hasn't had a white teammate since anthoine hubert in gp3
>jack aitken - zhongguo
>nirei fukuzumi - zhongguo
>kubica - polish
>latifi - iranian jew
>hamilton - only half white
>antonelli - italian
will 2026 see a change?
Max Verstappen, you are the 2026 Formula 1 world champion. This marks your first title with the silver arrows, and fifth total. How does it feel?
>>149556226Yeah that was a stupid question, sorry for doubting you
>>149556075Why is everyone suddenly thinking Mercedes is going to dominate? They've been subpar at best this entire reg cycle.
>>149556344New regs cycle will be engine dominant and less aero. Yeah they could fuck it up, but why roll the dice with fucking Ford?
>>149556344Rumours say that they have another 2014-tier engine
>>149556344Toto kvetching about V10s is enough proof for me they have a rocket in that dyno
>>149556344Faith in the British engineering of Mercedes AMG High Performance Powertrains
>>149556413Big ups to all the British Engineers for building that German car
>>149556372>>149556401Then why did Hamilkek leave if thatโs the case?
>>149556423...His contract was ending this season and Toto was hardly budging at all. He was bringing in Kimi after hamilkwab's farewell season, and that's the writing on the wall he saw
>>149556423Shelf life, and Mercedes said no to his ambassadorship. He would have been forced out anyway.
>>149556423Toto was very clearly preparing to get rid of him one way or another
>>149556423Al Hamil left because he's washed up and Toto Wouldn't give him neither the momey nor the contract length that jewrrari gave him
>>149556344ja, we vill be behind ze Wilhelms
>silverstone
Time to post my favorite britbong vtuber
>>149556447That's a child
>>149556423>just pay me 100 million totoLol
>>149556447I'd suck on that belly button for hours...
>>149556447I hate vtubers so much
>>149556304>silver arrowsthen why did you put amx in black..?
>>149556479To fight racism of course
>>149555685Finn deleted a bunch of his own posts
>>149556520>"I-It's true anon. It did happen the night you were away..."
Leclerc has speed but Carlos has something that Charles doesn't have: the ability to ignore Ferrari's absurd strategies and make his own ones.
>>149556520get ready for life to mercedes posts
>>149556344>>149556413How is it that despite bleeding talent since 2021 Mercedes is able to possibly bounce back while Red Bull ends up bleeding out completely instead?
>>149556530>โWe were fightingโฆ You left for work.. it was just a few drinks.. nothing happened I swear!! I mean.. it didnt mean anything!!โ
>>149556372Rumours say the opposite
>>149556225>First 2026 test to be held behing closed doorsYep, this is Mercedes year
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>England next
Newey chose Aston over Mercedes or Ferrari. Why wouldn't Max do the same?
>>149556545id say its very likely that mercedes engine will be better than the unknown that is ford engine. So the redbull lows are much lower than the mercedes lows.
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>149556545they won't as even if the engine is good it'll be mclaren that will win then but everyone is just jerking off
>>149556576wtf are brits actually cool?
>>149556579Because there is a mentally retarded patient currently in one of the seats and Max is already the only capable driver in his current team, he doesn't need to switch for that
Also
>occupying>ocuppying>occuppyingFucking ESL brain glitched on me
>>149556599meh id take max with a decent car over mccheats
>>149556599>if the engine is good it'll be mclaren that will winIn 2012, most would have predicted the same regarding 2014
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>>149556576I hope he was
rolling with the punches
>>149556576>innocent bystander.Now, you just think about that term. Innocent... bystander. Because that's exactly what they were. We know they were bystanders. Nobody's disputing that. So, how can a bystander be guilty? No such thing! Have you ever heard of a guilty bystander? No, because you cannot be a bystander and be guilty! Bystanders, are by definition, innocent. That is the nature of by-standing. But, no. They want to change nature here. They want to create a whole new animal; the guilty bystanders. Don't you let him do it.
>>149556014I tend to forget that Sylvester isn't used for New Year's Eve in English
>>149556576>bystander>actually bysitter
>>149556662He couldn't be a bystander, he can't even stand.
>>149555126>hamilton straightWhat was it called before that, remind me?
>>149556363>>149556372>>149556401>>149556413You guys do know that Andy Cowell, the main guy behind the Mercedes rocket engine, is at Aston Martin right?
>>149556699damon hill corner
>>149556706The main guy behind Mercedes rocket engine is Dieter Zetsche, Cowell managed to blew that lead
>>149556706But the internal combustion part remains the same, even detuned and less complex because no mguh
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>>149556634>most would have predicted the same regarding 2014God honestly the 2014 season for McLaren feels like such an aberration like it never even happened, you completely forget they were still running Mercedes engines in that year and weren't total dogshit either
>>149556423Hamilel is 40 years old anon
You'd be retarded to pay WDC tier money to a washed up has been that will decline further
/f1/ will believe anything if it's in a Twitter screenshot
>>149555076Just give me back The Chain already. Even "Just Drive" was surprisingly inoffensive.
>>149556706>stroll jr daycareUnserious team, not even Newey magic will propel that team anywhere
>>149555076i wish that were true
>>149555076Maybe for sprints, since the sprint music is kinda shit
>>149556795Stroll being a bellow average driver has nothing to do with the team's ability of making a good car. They poached the best aero guy, one of the best engine guys, have the most recent wind tunnel. Underestimating them seems misguided
>>149556751The mercs were pretty dominant in 2019 and 2020
>>149556772I mean, if the engine is basically the same, then that's all the more reason to doubt Mercedes becoming dominant in 2026, as there wouldn't be much for them to gain Over the other teams
>>149556863>Stroll being a bellow average driver has nothing to do with the team's ability of making a good carI would agree with you, except all this effort is being wasted to try and make Stroll a serious contender, which it won't. Therefore, unserious team.
>>149555802>MercedesI'm still not ruling out Ver/Rus. Kimi has so far not proven to be a mega star, only time can tell if he will be and there's no time until 2026.
>Red BullHadjar/Lawson would need Red Bull to copy the Racing Bulls car or get thrown back into Jaguar tier irrelevancy. Given that the 2026 car is already built for Max specifications... year, Red Bull is in deep shit if Max leaves.
>RBColapinto is cooked, Pepe Marti is more likely to get that seat. Or maybe Dunne if they buy him out from McLaren, he's doing a solid Max impression in F2 in terms of aggressiveness, although perhaps not yet in top speed.
>AlpineAlonso will either stay at Aston or retire into a management role. He's still technically managed by Briatore but nope, not happening. He wants a chance to fight for podiums and Alpine ain't it.
>CadillacI think Perez is as good as there already, the question is whether Bottas or Schumacher or someone else gets that other seat.
>>149556886If your goal is develop a driver like Kimi, pitting him against AMX would be a funny move. Unless you wish him to mentor him in a way
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>doorbell rang
>pretended to not be home
F1 media events for this feel?
>>149556372Unlikely because the engine is much simpler. I would expect established players to be fairly close (Mercedes, Ferrari, maybe Honda) and new one sucking for the first two years (RB/Ford and Audi). Cadillac to be honest should just stick to Ferrari and not even bother.
>>149556902>https://youtu.be/nbxYZbs97t8
>>149556863>The mercs were pretty dominant in 2019 and 2020They were getting raped in the engine department by Ferrari and only managed to regain the lead after whining to FIA saying it was illegal
>>149556863Electrical part isn't the same and out of all manufacturers I'd bet on m*rcedes to do it right
>>149556751>The main guy behind Mercedes rocket engine is Dieter ZetscheWhere are you getting this?
>>149556863>Stroll being a bellow average driver has nothing to do with the team's ability of making a good car. They poached the best aero guy, one of the best engine guys, have the most recent wind tunnel. Underestimating them seems misguidedBut it does if Amx is gonna be a sitting duck again against another team with two capable drivers, like against Merc, Mclaren, Rari, etc...
If you have to strategise your wins then the nr2 driver is massively important
We might get the first non-European champion since 1997 this year
>>149556920Lewis Hamilton is Brazilian
>>149556926Not a champion
>>149556920Massa 2008
>>149556926UK quit Europe so it doesn't count.
>>149556931>Massa 2008cope
>>149556920Canada and Australia are European countries though? And Hamilton is Grenadian?
actual sky sports reporting it now, not just the sky sports italy
>>149556911Ferrari had a clearly ilegal engine though.
>>149556912We'll have to see. The winner will be the manufacturer that manages to make an engine that doesn't lose power midway through a straight.
>>149556920Don't insult goblando like that.
>>149556780>implying lack of vertebrae would stop him
>>149556920Lewis Hamilton is American
>>149556673funniest Seinfeld writer
>>149556955>not just the sky sports italyBut Sky Sports is just reporting that Sky Italy is reporting it
>>149556955Could just be a negotiation strategy to extract more Monacobux from RB. He's done that before.
>>149556961Losing power midway through a straight is part of the regulations thougheverbeit
>>149556961>manufacturer that manages to make an engine that doesn't lose power midway through a straightIt seems regs are the problem here, the maximum capacity is just too limited. At this point everyone will have to lift and coast more than in Formula E.
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>Formula E mentioned
>>149556992>>149556993Formula 1 has become a parody of itself
https://x.com/Homosexualton/status/1940333367553315295
>Vasseur left Austria for personal reasons
>Not it wasn't his mum's death, that's just bullshit
26 motor regs will be gone for 28
dogfuck shit cunt gay awful bad rules. manufacturers can FUCK OFF
>>149557012>/HomosexualtonI'm not clicking that shit
>>149557000Can't help it, I've followed the series ever since it was still announced as Formulec. Didn't think it would turn out to be such an absolute meme in many regards. but enjoying it nevertheless.
>>149557021Here you go
https://x.com/ViveLaFrance/status/1940333367553315295
>>149556918If I had to bet, I'd say next year will probably be dominated by 1 team. Regulation changes seem to work out that way every time the last few years.
>>149557021You click on scuderiafemboy but draw the line there?
>>149557000is that dan?
https://youtu.be/fOad90BvvjM
>>149557013I think the update comes in 2029, and that's when Cadillac currently plans to roll out their engine. I'm not sure if updated specs are defined yet though, could be relatively minor.
>>149557030Merci, great link I loved clicking on it
>>149556955are you retarded
>>149557059Look at his flag, why do you ask
>>149556898>Unless you wish him to mentor himHe's basically already doing that in some small way. He was against Lawson being swapped out, and let's face it there's nothing that can really be done for Yuki, especially when his initial outlook was "I can beat Max". Antonelli having Max's data alone would be insanely valuable.
>BREAKING: According to Sky Italy, Adrian Newey is set to join Ferrari after 2024
have a spar trophy
and remember
https://youtu.be/4KiAZ5XJEH0
>>149557077Max to AM confirmed
>>149557077Vale flag and digits noticed.
Sky is full of shit as always.
>>149557089>Win race>get a bunch of zeroes
amx clearly likes andrea kimi antonelli
>>149550156jesus christ, he looks even more racist in black
>>149557035scuderiafemboy is an actual woman thoughbeit
>>149557134antonelli is also completely autistic, as in actually medically autistic, not the quirky internet autism
Please join me in welcoming the Mercedes-AMG Petronas 2026 Formula 1 team drivers
>>149557134I don't even think Verstappen dislikes anyone on the grid, he's happy to be hanging around other racists and Antonelli is one of the raciestest so he clearly likes him
favela racing when?
https://youtu.be/ieXSpeZellA?si=8DiODDKBab1FYaCC
>>149557230is there a way to speak macaรงao in a flat way instead of this alwas-expressive way, or would that make it unintelligible
>>149557251we have 26 states
each state has it's own accent
>>149557089This looks like a trophy that should be given out on ovals.
>>149557268which one is the most autistic, and would you have a comparative example?
>>149557274is it because it has a bunch of ovals?
>>149557279that would be Santa Catarina ones
https://youtu.be/1Z-kO6oLiAI?si=hsZNmvkgOITzk5eb&t=53
>>149557282Let's add that to the words of wisdom.
But yeah, it looks as if Indycar had a "champion of ovals" trophy. Nascar actually has its ovals on its championship cup apparently.
this is the f1(tm) you care about
>>149557343wtf I love lewis now??
>>149557316that's still really expressive
thanks though
also, how old is that boy's sister
>>149557343>>149557367the new element also brings with it new homophobia
>>149557367We are all getting zoomed GFs
>>149557389I still don't know what you asking for
>>149557343This is the vast majority of F1 and NASCAR fans now
>>149557407a brazilian speaking like oscar
>>149557437i don't get if this is for comedic effect or for some kink
if it's the former it's working
>>149557448why Oscar?
https://youtu.be/D9lnU7ZIa8s?si=uuwrUusHWKq4Ft9-
>>149557437I want to kiss her whole forehead
>>149557481didn't watch
remember when i said
>thanks thoughi was already over it then, you shouldn't have said
>>149557407 and i shouldn't have responded
>>149557500we can all kiss it and our kisses wont overlap
>>149557437Is that some code word for 'furiously masturbating'?
>>149557512dating a ferrari girl would be nice
she may be disappointed in you but ferrari will always disappoint her more
>>149555052>>149555052>i think i'll stay here a whilelike you have a choice
>>149557089Looks like a Prison Cup.
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>Hill documentary
>>149557557>dating a ferrari girl would be niceOnly if they're italian, because if they're not they're in for Charles
>>149557622Look at Croft with that pathetic little belly. Those buttons are barely struggling.
>>149557674>Only if they're italian, because if they're not they're in for CharlesWhy else would a non autistic girl watch F1 if not for hots on drivers? It doesnโt matter if they are Italian or not
>>149557696>non autistic girl Sorry we don't date that here
>>149557713or any girls /f1/ is virgin amd gay alliance general
>>149557343Dios mรญo...Espรญritu del Seรฑor. Espรญritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espรญritu Santo, Santรญsima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, รกngeles, arcรกngeles y santos del paraรญso, descended sobre mรญ. Fรบndeme, Seรฑor, llรฉname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquรญlas, destrรบyelas. Expulsa de mรญ los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestaciรณn diabรณlica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad fรญsica, psรญquica, moral, espiritual y diabรณlica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca mรกs me toquen a mรญ ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espรญritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominaciรณn... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcรกngel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talรณn de la Virgen Santรญsima Inmaculada, aleja el aberraciรณn genetรญca, al ogro de las Americas... Amรฉn.
>>149557848i don't think so
>>149557622>Yes, Sir Mental Fatigue, could please explain to the audienceagain, how The Michael hit you back in 1994? We know you are still living that moment so vividly"
>>149557859wait, you sure?
(s)trolled again?
has the Swiss moved on to MotoGP? haven't seen any posts in a while
>>149557831jejeje, funny paste, but i would
>>149557899there will be people at silverstone but i don't think it'll involve racing
>Max to Merc
>Yuki to Cadillac
>RB suddenly doesn't have enough drivers for both teams
Would be absolute cinema.
>>149557900you are addicted to daniel ricciardo is a cum addicted twink posts
>>149554383Even worse, she had a child out of wedlock then.
>not a sprint week
I sleep
>>149557935categorically false, I am happy he's not around but I pity the ones having to put up with him since /Motorsport/ thinks of us as a containment thread
>>149557943all the best women have a child out of wedlock when they're young
wait, she was already 30 when she had the kid???
Someone post Max's livery from the charity race
>>149557448For that go and listen to the original portuguese, from Portugal
>>149557932Sainz/Hadjar at RBR
Lawson/Iwasa at RB
Wasn't so hard
>>149557993your dialect SUCKS and the Brasileiros mog you. embarrassing.
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>>149557990I NEED A BETTER IMAGE OF THIS CAR
MCL chrome livery is back
>>149558084Run the chrome/red you cowards
PS3 is a btter driver than Norizz
>>149558102Ps3 isn't a bitter driver.
>>149558084they should have committed more
made it all chrome except the wings
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gimi
>>149558102With everything that happened, how is the goblin only 15 points behind him?
>>149558084What a hot mess
>>149558140Because nobody can match his rocket shit
>>149556304 Max is that good he'd win the title in the current Merc
sniff unrelated
>>149557077Didn't he literally just join Aston Martin
>>149558084>Why yes, let's put our shitty oversized limousine with a terrible paint job next to actual proper F1 carsThey did this at the opening celebration too and it also made the car look even worse.
>>149558102If Piastri is so good how come he couldn't overtake Norris with 20 laps of DRS and why does Noriss always beats him when he isn't having a mental breakdown?
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>>149558084>that fucking star shine
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What are the odds that AMX finds himself on /f1/ at some point?
>>149558140because the RETARD of oscar is a RETARD STUPID CHINK and decided to have an almost dnf in australia
>>149558068How's the weather in Greece Vinรญcius?
>>149558185He's not a degenerate
>>149558205am I supposed to know who that is?
I'll say it again: European Portuguese is DISGUSTING. no wonder you haven't had any drivers of note in F1
>>149558175>please helpDoes it really have to be spelled out for you?
>>149558196Norizz actually DNF'd in Canada, and PS3 has more wins. How in the fuck are they just 15 points apart?
>>149557622My boy is getting a show?
>>149557977Sheโs 36 now and popped out another one, again out of wedlock. Impossible to know how sheโs actually like, but she looks like a woman thatโs married to the goalkeeper of the cocker team I play in (semi-pro). Sheโs so damn beautiful but so fucking insane we had to kick him off the team after he had to get subbed off ~35 minutes in because his wife was screaming at him and dangling their newborn like a doll saying he doesnโt love her. Some things in life arenโt worth your peace bros, imo
>>149558084>a half-assed retro liveryJust like everything else in F1, do it properly or don't do it at all.
>>149557622they should instead focus on making the Ronnie Peterson documentary available in countries other than Sweden and the UK
>>149558225>Please HelpAll drivers get help from the pit wall
>>149557977>t. Found out his 16-years-older sister was actually his mother
>>149558234goblin had a dnf when his teammate was p4, pastry when his teammate was p1
>>149558209>gets groomed by that succubus harlot Kelly
>>149558234>goblino got dnf>ps3 was 9th in australiathat's how
>>149558256>remember your braking referencesPorris needs routine coaching thougheverbeit, like the mentally retarded child he is
>>149558223Sure thing Vinรญcius. Real portuguese is too refined for an uncouth person such as yourself. Also, Portugal is a rally country.
Name top 5 drivers skill-wise, on the current F1 grid. We can all agree Max is the best but who are the other 4?
>>149558290Alonso, George, Leclerc and Hulk
>>149558266There's levels to degeneracy
>>149558084half hearted bs
>>149558182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57x-ZiHhtp4
>>149558290Max
George
Charles
Alonso
Oscar
>>149558284>rally countrya reminder that your rally drivers didn't have the decency to withdraw from the 1986 event after 3 of their home crowd were killed.
>>149558084Contemporary McLaren is so soulless that they literally cannot do anything other than live of their past while they are set for their most successful season in over 35 years. Pathetic.
>>149558309was it random or did you choose who would be better based on our posts?
>>149558299Nailed on the first reply, exactly my thoughts as well.
>get a new workstation-ish' computer because my old craptop cannot handle streaming F1 and /f1/ shitposting at the same time without fan blowing like 94' Peugeot F1 engine
>somehow the DisplayPort output in my new shiny computer doesn't work with DP-to-DVI cable so I have to use the HDMI output and get a HDMI-to-DVI cable (I know, I should also get a new monitor)
>because it's 2025 and local computer shops ain't a thing anymore the only option is to order it
>[REDACTED] has everything in stock and I order before 4pm to make sure it gets shipped today and arrives Friday
>...
>no email about shipping
How's your computer & F1-slash-/f1/ viewing setup, /f1/?
>>149558322>a reminder that your rally drivers didn't have the decency to withdraw from the 1986 event after 3 of their home crowd were killedToo based. Fighting for a win is a much better way of honouring the dead than virtue signaling by withdrawing. Just like Leclerc was based for winning the GP right after his friend's death
>>149557932They should offer Magnussen a seat again for maximum kino
>>149558354would have been based if they were in contention to begin
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>all the Formula One publications are full of news that Max allegedly agreed to Toto Wolff's offer to move to Mercedes
>>149557932Webber Ricciardo @ RB 26
>>149558337>DVIforget buying a new cable, buy I new monitor
>>149558290russell
verstappen
leclerc
alonso
piastri
>>149558402thanks, I had no idea what you were trying to say
Dieter Zetsche's daughter is cute, rich and a doctor
>>149558401Main character of this semen slurping sport
>40ยฐC
H-hotter than y-you, Europoop!
Is there any f1 race footage where its a race but from the perspective of just 1 driver? I want to observe the driving technique more closely
>>149558454a thunderstorm just flew over my head
>>149558454London has been nice and overcast (for the most part) today, the way God intended
>>149558337for me it's a laptop that just werks
>pozfags really think peeasstri is in the title race
>>149558321 >>149558418What about Ham? you think ps3 is already better?
>>149558415I should, but OLED/MiniLED both suck and somehow 30" 5K displays have disappeared completely.
>>149558401what a shitty quality gif for 3.25 MB
I miss Italian (American) drivers
>>149558331He just picked all gay anons itt
>>149558510hey, the Spaniard is not gay.
>>149558493Hamilton was and is pure shit, bro
>>149558464Fuck my city is exactly between two big storms but of course they won't hit us, I'm dying for some rain right now
>>149558322Why the fuck would they do that? They didn't die
>>149558209Citation needed.
As far as I know he never said he doesn't goon to bbc scat prolapse porn.
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McLaren for semenstone
>Lindblad to drive Tsunodaโs car at FP1 in Silverstone
What can they lose for making him drive this race if he performs better than tsunoda in the practice sessions? is not like tsunoda will get any points anyways
>>149558732He should have replaced Horner
>>149558337unless you live literally in the woods you can just get one of those cables from prisma
if max goes to mercedes, can I ask for a refund from Redbull for my Redbull Max Verstappen tshirt?
>>149558778No, you're going to have to burn it and post the video on twitter
>>149558778this is why you should have bought the chuck tshirt. it will never expire as he will die before he leaves for another team
>>149558743>What can they lose for making him drive this race if he performs better than tsunoda in the practice sessions?Only four drivers per season can drive for one team, so if someone were to get hurt or had to skip a GP (for a race ban, let's say), they wouldn't be able to replace him.
>>149558778keep it, it will be worth more in the future
>>149558799Yes they could with lindblad
>clouds are rolling in
RAIN IN 5
>>149558778Max will not be driving for Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team
>>149558799You think Lindblad will vanish after silverstone?
>>149554205 (OP)fat boy edd is fucking in heaven
>>149558766Yeah, but I'm poorfag and not paying double the price for a simple cable.
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What does Max need glasses for? Is something wrong with his eyesight?
>>149558922it's probably one of those gamer glasses
>>149558878both should be shot
>>149558732These two seem to be a good team
>>149556534based Simon. what do you think is reaction to AD21 was?
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Breathtaking
>>149559126Cadillac's stunning journey to achieving something that no team has done in a decade: P11 in the WCC.
>>149557511you are the most autistic poster in this thread, congrats
>>1495591692016 was only 9 years ago.
>>149559195caddy will be here in 2026
>>149559311pissi cuckittini
Does any other sport have this pervasive of a problem with tabloid level journalism?
>>149559442That's journalism in general
>>149559195>2016 is already 9 years ago
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Max and P just got married!!!
>>149559538That little brat!!
>accuweather says it's 30c in warsaw
>standing out in the sun at noon it feels like fucking 45c
>feels hotter than usual in the sun this year even though the summer is overall more overcast and windier than past years
>>149559670I was listening to the radio today and it told me that warsaw is some sort of utopia right now that's cool despite the heat because of all the millions you've spent to replace concrete and streets with plants. Did it lie to me?
>>149556596we are already doing that
>>149558760women ruin everything
What are the actual odds max switches to Merc for 26?
>>149559942>100>1.0>1/1 >100%
>>149559942about tree fiddy
>>14955994250/50
Either yes or no
>>149560007this guy gets it, don't let BIG MATH lie to you
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doesn't matter
F1 will die in 2026 or so I was told by some anons here. they wouldn't lie to me, would they?
Mathematical
Anti
Telharsic
Harfatum
Septomin
>>149560046notice how the american reinstated the thread theme in OP. It's these things that made his country the greatest country on the planet. Ask yourself if you want to be the greatest country on the planet or do you want to continue being
>dude weedcountry
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It's out
>It's out
https://youtu.be/BRVscbNz-PA?si=R5nKLl9BFkkQ2wo0
>>149560109I always add Gimi to the OP and some loser always deletes it right afterwards
>>149560173>Taking the opportunity to shill his ice creamCheeky fucker
jamaicanon never bakes btw (just like me)
baking
>>149560245I killed it and ejaculated on its corpse
this is it. it's the last thread.
This is (You)r average Norris fan in 2025
>>149560300>gigantic ass nutella jarwhat was up with that craze when everyone completely obsessed with nutella? where did they go?
>>149560245pozfags are waiting for the next thread
>>149560353I see. And what's a "pozfag"?
yeah, im thinking ill just wait for the next thread
>>149560341was Nutella the rest of the worldโs โranchโ?
>>149560365Maybe. It was the same with avocados and bacon
>>149560173It recommended me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJdIqDwQfvY
Uploaded 19 hours ago, it's every bodies favourite F1 driver Jack Doohan doing a buzzfeed quiz
>>149560341They realised that this very sweet-tasting spread actually has a lot of sugar in it, and having real hazelnuts doesn't somehow cancel that out
>>149559721>because of all the millions you've spent to replace concrete and streets with plantsWhat the fuck are they talking about? The faggot mayor who bought like ten thousand trees from Germany for millions? Meanwhile the total liberalization of zoning laws and urban design allows private companies to continue paving over everything outside of the city with concrete and build new shitboxes in "booming real estate markets" to sell for millions. I haven't seen them green up or plant shit here unless I missed it or I'm looking in the wrong parts of the metropolis.
Die lugenpresse as far as I'm concerned.
>>149560341It's a stand selling overpriced yoghurt/ice cream, it's been there since 2012 and I never saw anyone buy anything from it.
>>149560389>Charles pronounces the "c" at the end of "Leclerc"Can I stop saying "L'eclair" now
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F1 races for this feeling?
Hard mode can't say Hornyman
>>149560450>Guilty of Transporting to Engage in ProstitutionAny of the Arab oil state grands prix
>>149560450Christian Horner getting away with the rape that he did and which caused the downfall of the Red Bull Racing Formula 1 team. Which everyone is calling Red Bull Raping Formula 1 team now.
>>149560450whichever one andrew tate attended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GbE787swsM
>>149560341What craze, it has always been popular AFAIK.
>>149560365No, it's chocolate spread for your sandwiches with some hazel nuts, it's not dressing.
>>149560480>skysportsshan't
>>1495582901. Max
2. Alonso
3. Charles
4. Piastri
5. Russel
>>149560480Sky Sports F1 FARTS in the faces of people by capitalizing words and using smileys :^)
>shit tier
lando norris
oliver bearman
fernando alonso
liam lawson
>spurdo spรคrde
mags versdabben :D
yugi dsunoda :DD
osgar biasdree :D
jorj russel :DD
gimi andonelli :DDD
charl leglerg :D
loois hamildon :DD
garlos sainz :D
alegsander albon :D
esdeban ogon :DD
lanc sdroll :DD
nigo hulgenberg :DDD
gabriel bordoleddo :DD
bierre gasly :D
frango colabinddo :DD
isag hadjar :D
>we got a grid that looks like a giant boyband
>this is unquestionably peak Formula 1
Martin Brundle everyone