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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
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>News:
Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break (basedkwab)
Lewis Hamilton urges Ferrari to prioritise 2026: ‘I know Mercedes are focused on next year’ (kwab)
Liam Lawson has overtaken Yuki Tsunoda in the driver standings (kwab)
Lando Norris: McLaren driver asks for no hostility for title rival Oscar Piastri at home British GP (kwab)

edd

>>149554205 (OP)
basedd eddition, here's the other version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Htaq4HoDog

Go to gym, play chess, watch wrc, get a gf

gimi

>>149554246
I'm not doing any of those things

>>149554260
Star doing at least two and life will improve

kelly piquet is so cute but i bet she is the most schizoid of all the WAGs. like literally drinking red wine and half passing out in the tub while playing with razorblades

Formula One Raci-

>having such retarded management that you manage to even piss off your ace card to depart from you
That Thai gook is a retard for not pulverising Horner back in 2024.

>>149554333
Also, good morning. Woke up to the new latest rumours around AMX

>>149554305
Bro the moment Kvyat lost a full time f1 drive she filed for divorce, she’s obviously not the sweetest woman in the world lol

>>149554374
>filed for divorce
I don't think they were ever married

Patient zero of the momdemic

>>149554333
it was josh the one who started all and marko supporting all the shit that josh wanted to do, horny man has done stupid shit yeah but the ones you should be blaming are josh and marko

>>149554394
But Max was staunchly on the defence for Marko?

POLE

>>149554333
It has nothing to do with Horner. Red Bull got pozzed when Mateschitz died. Imagine Mateschitz allowing a nafri to drive for them. Ridiculous.

>>149554394
>the ones you should be blaming are josh and marko
nigga are you joking? Nobody forced that midget retard to betray his popstar wife go chasing after subordinate roastie snatch, REPEATEDLY
He did all that bullshit in the immediate wake of all the #MeToo shit as well, he's a bonerfied retard

>>149554323
-st

That being said, I wonder who’s the most racist F1 driver.

>>149554417
Hadjar was already signed to their jr team when Mateschitz was still alive saar

>>149554441
cool story abdul but I already told you I don't argue with cutfags

Max to m*rcedes will be worse than 9/11

>>149554401
and? max only seems to trust his dad and for some reason marko and because of that he isnt gonna trash talk them
>>149554422
and josh was the one who was butthur because he was also trying to fuck her or I think he fucked her at one point, dont remember exactly, supposedly he was the one who leaked a lot of that shit back then, im not even defending horny man but the ones who escalated that shit to the next level were the other two retards who wanted more power withiin rb

>>149554435
Him being Aussie alone in that time period propels well up the contenders list.

>noooo, I don't want max to leave the nafri team
pozfags truly are utterly hopeless

>>149554435
>>149554323
>RACISM SO FUNNY XDDDD
how do you enjoy being stuck in the mindset of an edgy teen in your 30s

Nobody cares bitch

>>149554450
I dont see anything wrong with that, I think its normal for the drivers to get a seat at the best vroom possible and the same applies to the teams, they want the best talent possible to drive for them, the idea of staying at one team in hopes of one day they git gud is stupid specially if you are a top talent, I get some guys have no choice but if you always want to win then why you should waste years in a shitbox?

>>149554452
>for some reason marko
Please for once just try to gauge his loyalty to the man who he respects dearly (and Mateschitz)
>https://youtu.be/abpV3rFxxzk?t=41

>nooo, I will never get over it if max leaves the nafri team, I'm team nafri for life #cutlife
just kill yourselves

>>149554520
>>149554449
>>149554417
call your dad

>>149554558
What? You mean yell upstairs?

>>149554572
how old are you

>>149554593
too old for your taste pedo

>>149554265
Chess is a complete fucking waste of time
I got really good at it in my teens. To a certain extent it trains you to think strategically, but beyond that you're just training your brain to be good at chess

>>149554612
tell me

>>149554597
why does he were makeup

>>149554625
laser hair removal doesn't work on blond people so they have to wear makeup

>>149554472
How's the weather in itakeskus, mohammed?

>>149554645
>late reply of seethe
struck a nerve?

>>149554662
More like he's not feverishly waiting for the thread to update so he can begin typing out another seething reply immediately.

>>149554265
I have a gf and beat an 8 year old three times in a row (in chess). What nou?

>>149554625
He used to get called pretty when he was young. He pretended not to like it, but he's vainly (in both senses) trying to cling on to that.

>>149554675
yet hes angry enough to type a response to an old post not aimed at him, ergo, striking a nerve from being called out

>>149554708
whatever abdul

>>149554724
are you angry realizing you got called out

MAXcedes soon

What do you get when the best driver is in the best car? KINO.

>finn got baited by the tag team twice now
lmao, time to string that necktie around the rafters pal

>>149554754
yeah, you got called out and are seething for multiple replies straight

>>149554751
>What do you get when the best driver is in the best car?
total RAPE, btw the new regs are for 4 years, right? that means max will break the 7 wdc mark

Feels weird to be supporting Merc, but Max and NARG is a pretty based lineup.

>>149554877
NARG got shit on by NARB, bro

>>149554675
>retard spending years trolling the thread for attention talking about feverism

I would rather kill myself than support M*rc*des

>>149554887
That doesn't matter, Max is superior to NARB in every way, he will be surplus to requirements.

>>149554877
narg is pure shit, bro

>>149554751
>>149554773
they'll still be slow as shit any time the air temp is 20c+ which is most races

>>149554931
go talk to your dad

Great Britain next

>>149554952
I'd fail as well.

Do germans actually use "nafri" as a common slur or is that just something pozleaf invented? F1 related because mick schumacher is german

>>149554754
>there are a grand total of 2 jeetleafs and they are both trolls
chat is this true

>>149554960
Why would they use an English word? And no he didn't invent the word obviously.

It's crazy to think that pretty much anything would be a step up from redbull right now, considering how nuts 2023 was.
Imagine how stupid you'd look saying that redbull would be a bottom of the field team, being held together by verstappen, in like 202 even.

>>149554952
>all that toast
i'd be fuming. get rid of half of it and replace it with more eggs and bacon

>>149554983
You're meant to be putting all the ingredients on them obviously.
>Britain next

>>149554970
>>149554960
>>149554991
you havent made a single on topic post this thread yet, go talk to your dad

>>149554960
seen more French use it

why does amx not want his flesh wound down there to heal

>>149555006
And why is he in Finland of all places?

>>149554205 (OP)
fat

nafri is not just english friends
f1-related as hadjar is one, but he's gay i mean christian

>>149554246
I recently got a gf and she is into F1. I browse /v/ so this is the first time i've been in this F1 general. F1 memes are pretty kino so i think i'll stay here a while.

>>149555052
your gf likes to imagine men fucking
how fat is she

The new F1 theme that will replace DUN DUN DUN next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhX_Woa3kVA

>>149554935
if their engine is as OP as everyone from the paddock is claiming it to be, then it wont matter

>>149554970
It's originally a German term, "bro"
>Nafri ist eine interne Arbeitsbezeichnung der Polizei Nordrhein-Westfalen für „Nordafrikaner“ oder „Nordafrikanischer Intensivtäter“.

>>149555063
who doesn't!
[spoiler]enough for the architect :^)[/spoiler]

>>149555076
could be worse desu

>>149555089
>>149555043
huh, the more you know I figured they would have used a more 'german' word
(it's over)

>>149554952
Pathetic, I would get at least past halfway.

morning lads

do you think Edd eats at the heart attack grill during los vehas grand prick?
Or did the race ban him from going there, knowing he would not return if he dined there?

>>149554952
Lee from Grovesend has a very poor sense of how much he can eat

>>149554960
it was mostly used around 2015 in a negative way

>hamilton straight
>faggots and buckets

>>149555103
did you really not know it was an abbreviation or have any sense of the words making up that abbreviation in other languages?
what's wrong with you
80 iq shit

OH MY GOD ITS FKIN HABBENING GET IN HERE

>>149554960
I think it's just 4chan speak.

While it's true that Mercedes is currently leading the power unit race, it's Ferrari that seems to be the furthest along on their aero and chassis development program
t. insider

>>149555131
I was well aware it's an abbreviation I've just never seen/heard actual Germans use that specific word.
I am glad such a mundane interaction pissed you off so much.

>>149555137
>daily express
Stop gossiping faggot

>>149555137
Nothing ever happens

>>149555156
>i only come to this thread to vent my mental health issues why do people get edgy wiw me buwwwww :((((((((((((

>>149555158
HE WILL JOIN MERCEDES 2026. YOU ARE DUTCH, DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMAN TO WIN MORE WDCS? THIS IS THE ONLY WAY, REDBULL IS A SHIT TEAM

/f1/, even the fingoloids, i apologise for even tangentially engaging with a l**f
i should have known better, and shall cease having any interacting with even on of them in the future

>>149555181
>on
*one
like formula one, a class of racing in case you didn't know

>>149555180
m*rcedes is the devil
aren't you a god-fearing catholic

um i dont think we can approve of this outlet look at its rating on reddit

Just how fucking bad did the leafposting get while I was away?

goedemorgen vrienden
en mongolen
>>149555108
bonjour mon ami

>>149555181
coming to jesus is realizing there are unironically 0 cdn flags that have worthwhile input. maybe 1 of them i've had a meaningful interaction with but that's clearly just 1 of them and when they've just had their sertraline dosage

>.au
>.nl
based

>>149555199
bad… but we know it was the paki

About damn time AMX to The Great Satan news finally became public
Everyone with a brain saw the public spat between Horner and OJS was the result of AMX considering his options

Antonelli to Willy or Alpine then? No way they get rid of Goerges. Kwab some much for il prodigio

>>149555221
Redbull has done everything in their power this season to fuck over Max; by running retarded tactics, not hiring a decent second driver or fixing his car. Max has every right to leave.
Redbull is done for.

amx should have forced mclaren to get rid of lando

>>149555239
narb is the past
kimi is the future
george will be recycled

>>149555243
giving him hards a few races ago in that winnable race was hilarious

I like the idea but the pattern is shit, I hate pop art so much
>Hey look I made an OTHER Mickey Mouse reference, now give me 100 millions

max to merc rumors are in the same tier of news as idris elba as the next bond

>>149555243
>>149555270
>retarded tactics
that won't be better at m*rcedes though

>>149555290
true around 2014 but now he's just too old?
holy shit

>>149555290
Yeah, why would Verstappen move to the works team of the best PU manufacturer just in time for new regulations that are all about the PU instead of aero? With Red Bull he would have an untested PU by a new manufacturer, a car designed without a Newey and a team that is currently 4th in the WCC. Verstappen is a racing driver and proper racing drivers don't want the fastest car, they want whatever the fuck Dead Bull can provide, like a minifridge full of energy drinks or something.

>extends checo's contract then kicks him few months later (-$20M lol)
>loses newey
>loses other people from engine and aero departments
>marko hates him
>ford will probably suck and will stop their deal first best opportunity
>now about to lose max
>car is shit
Geri divorce when?

jos really did mind rape him lol

Rumors claim Mercedes is considering Franz Hermann instead

Doornbos talked about exit clauses and whatnot on teevee
here's Jos' reaction

>>149555337
Also why the fuck did they cancel checo's contract instead of just putting him on bench or swapping with other RB team? they could have him as emergency driver just in case yuki and lawson suck (they do)

>>149555352
They offered Perez a seat at RB but he declined. He brought so much sponsorship money that his contract was with Red Bull Racing, not with Red Bull the drinks company, so they couldn't swap him at will.

>>149555349
Translation for non-dutchies:
"Doornbos is bullshitting like a headless chicken"

its over

Looking forward to AMX moving to Mercedes and getting exposed as a massive fraudulent carbabby just like Vettel was.

Does the "RB unveil car with eldritch aerodynamics" vocaroo still exist? Lost it when my PC died, anyone got it?

>>149555364
kip absolutely never translates to head
google is retarded

>>149555370
Spoiler alert: every single driver then, now and forever is a carbabby

>>149555358
>bullshitting like a headless chicken

>>149555395
spic retardation
i weep for the us

>>149555347
aero doesn't do shit, bro

>>149555337
>Actual dickpicks releasing from the sexual misconduct drama
Icing on the cake

(gimi)
>>149555555

>>149555337
>Took over the Jaguar team, which scored 2 podiums ever
>won 6 WCC and 8 WDC
Could be worse

gimi

gimi

>>149555111
Edd is actually secretly Nikocado Avocado'ing right now

>>149554960
It's a police code-word that was made public after the Sylvester sexual assault.

>>149555270
>>149555293
They didn't have any other fresh tire compounds left.

>>149555532
All this Mercedes wanking is reminding me of the McLaren-Honda days. Max moving to Mercedes on promises of a rocket ship, only to end up with a Gp2 engine and gp3 car

>>149555587
Roughly half the grid is going to have merc engines in 2026, if he does go to merc (funny how often these rumors pop up after he doesn't win a race every 5 events) so even if they do produce a shit engine he'd still end up in the midfield.

>>149555532
Mclaren will also have the Mercedes engine. Their aero is better, so free wins still.

>>149555637
>aero
>doing shit

What's with all the deleted posts?

>>149555685
jannie got a bonus

do you guys think that if max goes to merc it will be straight swap like george to rb or something crazy like george to aston and alonso to rb

>>149555685
jannies a red bull fan

>>149555685
English Jannies mad that NARB is going to be without a drive next year.

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149555695
nah, jannie is a l**f

>>149555685
Valtteri Bottas had an autism fit when Cadillac stopped answering his calls (he really thought he was getting that seat lmao).

>Mercedes effectively ended up swapping Hamilton for Verstappen
This is so not right.

i have it on good authority that mercedes-amg hpp is the one actually struggling for next year

silverslurp next

>>149555760
who is that

>>149555740
Then why is Toto the most resistant to skipping over the new engine regs?

It's getting too hot guys

isnt it always hot in indonesia

>McLaren
Norris/Piastri

>Ferrari
Leclerc/Hamilton

>Mercedes
Verstappen/Antonelli

>Red Bull
Hadjar/Lawson

>Williams
Albon/Sainz

>Racing Bulls
Lindblad/Colapinto

>Haas
Ocon/Bearman

>Aston Martin
Russell/Stroll

>Audi
Hulkenberg/Bortoleto

>Alpine
Alonso/Gasly

>Cadillac
Bottas/Schumacher

>wanting Bottas and Mick back
kek
>Colapinto
lmao even

>>149555794
Im not pedonesia!!!

>>149555808
>"now Perez and Ricciardo, that would be a lineup"

>>149555802
Thinking Verstappen would've stayed at Red Bull if they brought in Ricciardo last season.
Hope Checo's pesos were worth it.

>>149555814
make it Schumacher/Perez to see their team compete for the worst fans on the grid

>>149554211
finally P1 again, congrats

>>149555788
he has nothing to do with the engine, he just pretends he has
he gets away with it as not a single journalist wonders what it actually means that the mercedes-benz group owns 100% of the shares of mercedes-amg high performance powertrains ltd but only 33% of mercedes grand prix ltd

>>149555816
Not really.

>lost Newey
>lost Wheatley
>dad has beef with Horner
>Horner scandal
>car is shit to drive and now it's not even fast anymore
>upgrade packages constantly underdeliver
>engineers won't listen to him
>team leadership won't listen to him
>PU-dependent regs about to be introduced with Red Bull Powertrains and Ford starting from scratch

One smiling Aussie wouldn't have fixed any of that.

hear me out
Russell/Bottas at Cadillac

>>149555845
It's about the friends we drive with along the way.

>>149555847
sure
when 'at cadillac' means 'in hell'

I just really want russell/max bros.

What if Verstappen will get vettel'd by Antonelli?

>>149555857
but they're both bottoms?

>>149555864
good. max need someone up his ass touching his rim, and yuki or any of the old rb did

kimi wont either

>>149555877
but i'm saying george won't either

>>149555882
Yeah Jorj is overrated. Sure he was better than Lewis Hamilton (ten years past his prime) but he's not going to sniff AMX in the same car

Surely there's going to be a split on between Max and Red Bull regarding activities outside of F1. Right? Things can still be good with Red Bull after he departs from F1.

>>149555632
Would be pretty funny to see Redbull ending up better than Mercedes in 26

cadillac: tony stewart/alexander rossi

>>149555802
Alonso is not going to Alpine kek

>>149554205 (OP)
>>149554223
fat fuck

>>149555891
That's not what overrated means.

>>149554414
yeah, he surely love poles
zesty ass mf

>>149555882
>>149555891
George absolutely would. At the very least, he's beating Max in qualy. And in the era of no overtakes, George wins by making it to turn one first

>>149555965
You will live to see the Alonso/Piastri Alpine dream team.

>>149555956
Rossi is gay and Stewart is a fat fuck that clearly does not fit into modern-day F1 (twinks)

>max mogging the grid and even more records in mercedes would be funny
>but it's great satan and toto's powers woukd only grow
Dont know how I feel about it lads, dont want another era of mercsatan dominance but going into an engine era who's gonna pip them? Maybe aston after a year or two, maybe mclel if (((brown))) remains the fia/liberty's preferred tribesman and keep pushing goblando mutt in the media
>ferrari
Lol

>>149555949
>Would be pretty funny to see Redbull ending up better than Mercedes in 26
I've been saying this since Max first warned about the new regs being shit.
We could very well be in a situation where Max is lapping the entire field then complaining about how boring it was, how shitty the cars are to drive, and gloating about how he "told-ya-so".
Funniest timeline if it does happen.

>>149555541
>Sylvester sexual assault
I tawt I taw a sex assawt!

>>149555349
Kip dood

>>149555791
I really should start training neck

>Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break
2026-2030 WDC - Max
2030-2038 WDC - Antonelli

great job, Ferrari, fuck you Elkann

>>149556075
(((Elkann))) only care about selling Ferraris to chinks and sheiks

>Amx to Mercedes
>Mercedes starts mission 33 replacing all diversity hires with competent people

So after the divorce who will get a GP?

>>149556181
me

>>149556205
He is a big guy can you handle him?

HAPPENING

>Verstappen to join Mercedes for 2026
https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/c4gkkx3ed5vo

>First 2026 test to be held behing closed doors
So, what exactly "Liberty" stands for in Liberty Media?

>>149556216
honey

Podium this weekend

NARG vs NARB for the second seat

>>149556237
Is Antonelli a tranny or something?

russell hasn't had a white teammate since anthoine hubert in gp3
>jack aitken - zhongguo
>nirei fukuzumi - zhongguo
>kubica - polish
>latifi - iranian jew
>hamilton - only half white
>antonelli - italian
will 2026 see a change?

hes dutch so no

Max Verstappen, you are the 2026 Formula 1 world champion. This marks your first title with the silver arrows, and fifth total. How does it feel?

>>149556276
>tf
>tp
Kek

>>149556304
N

>>149556304
I

>>149556304
C

>>149556226
Yeah that was a stupid question, sorry for doubting you

>>149556304
K

>>149556304
Y

>>149556075
Why is everyone suddenly thinking Mercedes is going to dominate? They've been subpar at best this entire reg cycle.

>>149556304
R

>>149556344
New regs cycle will be engine dominant and less aero. Yeah they could fuck it up, but why roll the dice with fucking Ford?

>>149556344
Rumours say that they have another 2014-tier engine

>>149556344
Toto kvetching about V10s is enough proof for me they have a rocket in that dyno

>>149556344
Faith in the British engineering of Mercedes AMG High Performance Powertrains

>>149556413
Big ups to all the British Engineers for building that German car

>>149556372
>>149556401
Then why did Hamilkek leave if that’s the case?

two fans on

>>149556423
...His contract was ending this season and Toto was hardly budging at all. He was bringing in Kimi after hamilkwab's farewell season, and that's the writing on the wall he saw

>>149556423
Shelf life, and Mercedes said no to his ambassadorship. He would have been forced out anyway.

>>149556423
Toto was very clearly preparing to get rid of him one way or another

>>149556423
Al Hamil left because he's washed up and Toto Wouldn't give him neither the momey nor the contract length that jewrrari gave him

>>149556344
ja, we vill be behind ze Wilhelms

>silverstone
Time to post my favorite britbong vtuber

>>149556447
CRINGE

>>149556447
That's a child

>>149556423
>just pay me 100 million toto
Lol

>>149556447
I'd suck on that belly button for hours...

>>149556456
child/10!

>>149556328
>>149556330
>>149556338
>>149556340
>>149556345

>>149556447
I hate vtubers so much

>>149556304
>silver arrows
then why did you put amx in black..?

>>149556479
To fight racism of course

>>149555685
Finn deleted a bunch of his own posts

the old stuff

is it true?

no

ok, just checking.

>>149556520
>"I-It's true anon. It did happen the night you were away..."

Leclerc has speed but Carlos has something that Charles doesn't have: the ability to ignore Ferrari's absurd strategies and make his own ones.

>>149556520
get ready for life to mercedes posts

>>149556344
>>149556413
How is it that despite bleeding talent since 2021 Mercedes is able to possibly bounce back while Red Bull ends up bleeding out completely instead?

>>149556530
>”We were fighting… You left for work.. it was just a few drinks.. nothing happened I swear!! I mean.. it didnt mean anything!!”

>>149556372
Rumours say the opposite

>>149556225
>First 2026 test to be held behing closed doors
Yep, this is Mercedes year

>>149556520
fraid so

>>149554205 (OP)
>Takes your job

Newey chose Aston over Mercedes or Ferrari. Why wouldn't Max do the same?

>>149556545
id say its very likely that mercedes engine will be better than the unknown that is ford engine. So the redbull lows are much lower than the mercedes lows.

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149556545
they won't as even if the engine is good it'll be mclaren that will win then but everyone is just jerking off

>>149556576
wtf are brits actually cool?

>>149556579
Because there is a mentally retarded patient currently in one of the seats and Max is already the only capable driver in his current team, he doesn't need to switch for that
Also
>occupying
>ocuppying
>occuppying
Fucking ESL brain glitched on me

>>149556599
meh id take max with a decent car over mccheats

>>149556599
>if the engine is good it'll be mclaren that will win
In 2012, most would have predicted the same regarding 2014

>>149556576
I hope he was
rolling with the punches

>>149556576
>innocent bystander.

Now, you just think about that term. Innocent... bystander. Because that's exactly what they were. We know they were bystanders. Nobody's disputing that. So, how can a bystander be guilty? No such thing! Have you ever heard of a guilty bystander? No, because you cannot be a bystander and be guilty! Bystanders, are by definition, innocent. That is the nature of by-standing. But, no. They want to change nature here. They want to create a whole new animal; the guilty bystanders. Don't you let him do it.

>>149556014
I tend to forget that Sylvester isn't used for New Year's Eve in English

>>149556576
>bystander
>actually bysitter

>>149556662
He couldn't be a bystander, he can't even stand.

>>149556670
based

>>149556673
cringe

>>149555126
>hamilton straight
What was it called before that, remind me?

>>149556363
>>149556372
>>149556401
>>149556413
You guys do know that Andy Cowell, the main guy behind the Mercedes rocket engine, is at Aston Martin right?

>>149556699
damon hill corner

>>149556706
The main guy behind Mercedes rocket engine is Dieter Zetsche, Cowell managed to blew that lead

>>149556706
But the internal combustion part remains the same, even detuned and less complex because no mguh

>>149556634
>most would have predicted the same regarding 2014
God honestly the 2014 season for McLaren feels like such an aberration like it never even happened, you completely forget they were still running Mercedes engines in that year and weren't total dogshit either

>>149556423
Hamilel is 40 years old anon
You'd be retarded to pay WDC tier money to a washed up has been that will decline further

/f1/ will believe anything if it's in a Twitter screenshot

>>149555076
Just give me back The Chain already. Even "Just Drive" was surprisingly inoffensive.

>>149556706
>stroll jr daycare
Unserious team, not even Newey magic will propel that team anywhere

>>149555076
i wish that were true

>>149555076
Maybe for sprints, since the sprint music is kinda shit

>>149556795
Stroll being a bellow average driver has nothing to do with the team's ability of making a good car. They poached the best aero guy, one of the best engine guys, have the most recent wind tunnel. Underestimating them seems misguided
>>149556751
The mercs were pretty dominant in 2019 and 2020
>>149556772
I mean, if the engine is basically the same, then that's all the more reason to doubt Mercedes becoming dominant in 2026, as there wouldn't be much for them to gain Over the other teams

I mean

how big is it?

>>149556863
>Stroll being a bellow average driver has nothing to do with the team's ability of making a good car
I would agree with you, except all this effort is being wasted to try and make Stroll a serious contender, which it won't. Therefore, unserious team.

>>149555802
>Mercedes
I'm still not ruling out Ver/Rus. Kimi has so far not proven to be a mega star, only time can tell if he will be and there's no time until 2026.
>Red Bull
Hadjar/Lawson would need Red Bull to copy the Racing Bulls car or get thrown back into Jaguar tier irrelevancy. Given that the 2026 car is already built for Max specifications... year, Red Bull is in deep shit if Max leaves.
>RB
Colapinto is cooked, Pepe Marti is more likely to get that seat. Or maybe Dunne if they buy him out from McLaren, he's doing a solid Max impression in F2 in terms of aggressiveness, although perhaps not yet in top speed.
>Alpine
Alonso will either stay at Aston or retire into a management role. He's still technically managed by Briatore but nope, not happening. He wants a chance to fight for podiums and Alpine ain't it.
>Cadillac
I think Perez is as good as there already, the question is whether Bottas or Schumacher or someone else gets that other seat.

>>149556886
If your goal is develop a driver like Kimi, pitting him against AMX would be a funny move. Unless you wish him to mentor him in a way

>doorbell rang
>pretended to not be home
F1 media events for this feel?

>>149556372
Unlikely because the engine is much simpler. I would expect established players to be fairly close (Mercedes, Ferrari, maybe Honda) and new one sucking for the first two years (RB/Ford and Audi). Cadillac to be honest should just stick to Ferrari and not even bother.

>>149556902
>https://youtu.be/nbxYZbs97t8

>>149556863
>The mercs were pretty dominant in 2019 and 2020
They were getting raped in the engine department by Ferrari and only managed to regain the lead after whining to FIA saying it was illegal

>>149556863
Electrical part isn't the same and out of all manufacturers I'd bet on m*rcedes to do it right

>>149556751
>The main guy behind Mercedes rocket engine is Dieter Zetsche
Where are you getting this?

>>149556863
>Stroll being a bellow average driver has nothing to do with the team's ability of making a good car. They poached the best aero guy, one of the best engine guys, have the most recent wind tunnel. Underestimating them seems misguided
But it does if Amx is gonna be a sitting duck again against another team with two capable drivers, like against Merc, Mclaren, Rari, etc...
If you have to strategise your wins then the nr2 driver is massively important

We might get the first non-European champion since 1997 this year

>>149556920
Lewis exists?

>>149556920
Lewis Hamilton is Brazilian

>>149556926
Not a champion
>>149556920
Massa 2008

>>149556926
UK quit Europe so it doesn't count.

>>149556931
>Massa 2008
cope

>>149556920
Canada and Australia are European countries though? And Hamilton is Grenadian?

actual sky sports reporting it now, not just the sky sports italy

>>149556911
Ferrari had a clearly ilegal engine though.
>>149556912
We'll have to see. The winner will be the manufacturer that manages to make an engine that doesn't lose power midway through a straight.

>>149556920
Don't insult goblando like that.

>>149554205 (OP)
England next

>>149556780
>implying lack of vertebrae would stop him

>>149556961
Never proven

>>149556920
Lewis Hamilton is American

>>149556673
funniest Seinfeld writer

>>149556955
>not just the sky sports italy
But Sky Sports is just reporting that Sky Italy is reporting it

>>149556955
Could just be a negotiation strategy to extract more Monacobux from RB. He's done that before.

>>149556961
Losing power midway through a straight is part of the regulations thougheverbeit

>>149556961
>manufacturer that manages to make an engine that doesn't lose power midway through a straight
It seems regs are the problem here, the maximum capacity is just too limited. At this point everyone will have to lift and coast more than in Formula E.

>>149556992
>>149556993
Formula 1 has become a parody of itself

https://x.com/Homosexualton/status/1940333367553315295
>Vasseur left Austria for personal reasons
>Not it wasn't his mum's death, that's just bullshit

26 motor regs will be gone for 28
dogfuck shit cunt gay awful bad rules. manufacturers can FUCK OFF

>>149557012
>/Homosexualton
I'm not clicking that shit

>>149557000
Can't help it, I've followed the series ever since it was still announced as Formulec. Didn't think it would turn out to be such an absolute meme in many regards. but enjoying it nevertheless.

>>149557021
Here you go
https://x.com/ViveLaFrance/status/1940333367553315295

>>149556918
If I had to bet, I'd say next year will probably be dominated by 1 team. Regulation changes seem to work out that way every time the last few years.

>>149557021
You click on scuderiafemboy but draw the line there?

>>149557000
is that dan?
https://youtu.be/fOad90BvvjM

>>149557013
I think the update comes in 2029, and that's when Cadillac currently plans to roll out their engine. I'm not sure if updated specs are defined yet though, could be relatively minor.

>>149557030
Merci, great link I loved clicking on it

>>149556955
are you retarded

>>149557059
Look at his flag, why do you ask

>>149556898
>Unless you wish him to mentor him
He's basically already doing that in some small way. He was against Lawson being swapped out, and let's face it there's nothing that can really be done for Yuki, especially when his initial outlook was "I can beat Max". Antonelli having Max's data alone would be insanely valuable.

have a spar trophy
and remember
https://youtu.be/4KiAZ5XJEH0

>>149557077
Max to AM confirmed

>>149557077
Vale flag and digits noticed.
Sky is full of shit as always.

>>149557089
>Win race
>get a bunch of zeroes

amx clearly likes andrea kimi antonelli

>>149556746
why the shoes

>>149550156
jesus christ, he looks even more racist in black

>>149557035
scuderiafemboy is an actual woman thoughbeit

>>149557134
antonelli is also completely autistic, as in actually medically autistic, not the quirky internet autism

Please join me in welcoming the Mercedes-AMG Petronas 2026 Formula 1 team drivers

black(?) smoke friends

>>149557134
I don't even think Verstappen dislikes anyone on the grid, he's happy to be hanging around other racists and Antonelli is one of the raciestest so he clearly likes him

favela racing when?
https://youtu.be/ieXSpeZellA?si=8DiODDKBab1FYaCC

>>149557230
sovl

>>149557230
is there a way to speak macaçao in a flat way instead of this alwas-expressive way, or would that make it unintelligible

>>149557251
we have 26 states
each state has it's own accent

>>149557089
This looks like a trophy that should be given out on ovals.

>>149557268
which one is the most autistic, and would you have a comparative example?

>>149557274
is it because it has a bunch of ovals?

>>149557194
ik ook

>>149557279
that would be Santa Catarina ones
https://youtu.be/1Z-kO6oLiAI?si=hsZNmvkgOITzk5eb&t=53

>>149557282
Let's add that to the words of wisdom.
But yeah, it looks as if Indycar had a "champion of ovals" trophy. Nascar actually has its ovals on its championship cup apparently.

this is the f1(tm) you care about

>>149557343
wtf I love lewis now??

>>149557316
that's still really expressive
thanks though
also, how old is that boy's sister
>>149557343
>>149557367
the new element also brings with it new homophobia

>>149557367
We are all getting zoomed GFs

>>149557389
I still don't know what you asking for

>>149557343
This is the vast majority of F1 and NASCAR fans now

test

>>149557407
a brazilian speaking like oscar

>>149557437
i don't get if this is for comedic effect or for some kink
if it's the former it's working

>>149557448
why Oscar?
https://youtu.be/D9lnU7ZIa8s?si=uuwrUusHWKq4Ft9-

>>149557437
I want to kiss her whole forehead

>>149557481
didn't watch
remember when i said
>thanks though
i was already over it then, you shouldn't have said >>149557407 and i shouldn't have responded

>>149557500
we can all kiss it and our kisses wont overlap

>>149557437
Is that some code word for 'furiously masturbating'?

>>149557512
dating a ferrari girl would be nice
she may be disappointed in you but ferrari will always disappoint her more

>>149555052
>>149555052
>i think i'll stay here a while
like you have a choice

>>149557089
Looks like a Prison Cup.

>>149557557
>dating a ferrari girl would be nice
Only if they're italian, because if they're not they're in for Charles

>>149557622
Look at Croft with that pathetic little belly. Those buttons are barely struggling.

>>149557674
>Only if they're italian, because if they're not they're in for Charles
Why else would a non autistic girl watch F1 if not for hots on drivers? It doesn’t matter if they are Italian or not

>>149557696
>non autistic girl
Sorry we don't date that here

>>149557713
or any girls /f1/ is virgin amd gay alliance general

>>149557343
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

Rawe Ceew

>>149557848
i don't think so

>>149557622
>Yes, Sir Mental Fatigue, could please explain to the audienceagain, how The Michael hit you back in 1994? We know you are still living that moment so vividly"

>>149557859
wait, you sure?
(s)trolled again?

has the Swiss moved on to MotoGP? haven't seen any posts in a while

>>149557831
jejeje, funny paste, but i would

>>149557899
there will be people at silverstone but i don't think it'll involve racing

>Max to Merc
>Yuki to Cadillac
>RB suddenly doesn't have enough drivers for both teams

Would be absolute cinema.

>>149557900
you are addicted to daniel ricciardo is a cum addicted twink posts

>>149554383
Even worse, she had a child out of wedlock then.

>not a sprint week
I sleep

>>149557935
categorically false, I am happy he's not around but I pity the ones having to put up with him since /Motorsport/ thinks of us as a containment thread

>>149557943
all the best women have a child out of wedlock when they're young
wait, she was already 30 when she had the kid???

Someone post Max's livery from the charity race

>>149557448
For that go and listen to the original portuguese, from Portugal

>>149557993
Omg

>>149557932
Sainz/Hadjar at RBR
Lawson/Iwasa at RB
Wasn't so hard

>>149557993
your dialect SUCKS and the Brasileiros mog you. embarrassing.

>>149557990
I NEED A BETTER IMAGE OF THIS CAR

MCL chrome livery is back

>>149558084
Run the chrome/red you cowards

PS3 is a btter driver than Norizz

>>149558102
Ps3 isn't a bitter driver.

>>149558084
they should have committed more
made it all chrome except the wings

gimi

>>149558102
With everything that happened, how is the goblin only 15 points behind him?

>>149558084
What a hot mess

>>149558140
Because nobody can match his rocket shit

>>149556304
Max is that good he'd win the title in the current Merc
sniff unrelated

>>149557077
Didn't he literally just join Aston Martin

>>149558084
>Why yes, let's put our shitty oversized limousine with a terrible paint job next to actual proper F1 cars
They did this at the opening celebration too and it also made the car look even worse.

>>149558102
If Piastri is so good how come he couldn't overtake Norris with 20 laps of DRS and why does Noriss always beats him when he isn't having a mental breakdown?

>>149558084
>that fucking star shine

What are the odds that AMX finds himself on /f1/ at some point?

>>149558140
because the RETARD of oscar is a RETARD STUPID CHINK and decided to have an almost dnf in australia

>>149558068
How's the weather in Greece Vinícius?

>>149558185
He's not a degenerate

>>149558205
am I supposed to know who that is?
I'll say it again: European Portuguese is DISGUSTING. no wonder you haven't had any drivers of note in F1

>>149558175
>please help
Does it really have to be spelled out for you?

>>149558196
Norizz actually DNF'd in Canada, and PS3 has more wins. How in the fuck are they just 15 points apart?

>>149557622
My boy is getting a show?

>>149557977
She’s 36 now and popped out another one, again out of wedlock. Impossible to know how she’s actually like, but she looks like a woman that’s married to the goalkeeper of the cocker team I play in (semi-pro). She’s so damn beautiful but so fucking insane we had to kick him off the team after he had to get subbed off ~35 minutes in because his wife was screaming at him and dangling their newborn like a doll saying he doesn’t love her. Some things in life aren’t worth your peace bros, imo

>>149558084
>a half-assed retro livery
Just like everything else in F1, do it properly or don't do it at all.

>>149557622
they should instead focus on making the Ronnie Peterson documentary available in countries other than Sweden and the UK

>>149558225
>Please Help
All drivers get help from the pit wall

>>149557977
>t. Found out his 16-years-older sister was actually his mother

>>149558234
goblin had a dnf when his teammate was p4, pastry when his teammate was p1

>>149558209
>gets groomed by that succubus harlot Kelly

>>149558234
>goblino got dnf
>ps3 was 9th in australia
that's how

>>149558256
>remember your braking references
Porris needs routine coaching thougheverbeit, like the mentally retarded child he is

>>149558223
Sure thing Vinícius. Real portuguese is too refined for an uncouth person such as yourself. Also, Portugal is a rally country.

Name top 5 drivers skill-wise, on the current F1 grid. We can all agree Max is the best but who are the other 4?

>>149558290
Alonso, George, Leclerc and Hulk

>>149558266
There's levels to degeneracy

>>149558290
me
this anon>>149558255
that anon>>149558264
and she>>149558209

>>149558084
half hearted bs

>>149558182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57x-ZiHhtp4

>>149558290
Max
George
Charles
Alonso
Oscar

>>149558284
>rally country
a reminder that your rally drivers didn't have the decency to withdraw from the 1986 event after 3 of their home crowd were killed.

>>149558084
Contemporary McLaren is so soulless that they literally cannot do anything other than live of their past while they are set for their most successful season in over 35 years. Pathetic.

>>149558309
was it random or did you choose who would be better based on our posts?

>>149558299
Nailed on the first reply, exactly my thoughts as well.

>get a new workstation-ish' computer because my old craptop cannot handle streaming F1 and /f1/ shitposting at the same time without fan blowing like 94' Peugeot F1 engine
>somehow the DisplayPort output in my new shiny computer doesn't work with DP-to-DVI cable so I have to use the HDMI output and get a HDMI-to-DVI cable (I know, I should also get a new monitor)
>because it's 2025 and local computer shops ain't a thing anymore the only option is to order it
>[REDACTED] has everything in stock and I order before 4pm to make sure it gets shipped today and arrives Friday
>...
>no email about shipping

How's your computer & F1-slash-/f1/ viewing setup, /f1/?

>>149558322
>a reminder that your rally drivers didn't have the decency to withdraw from the 1986 event after 3 of their home crowd were killed
Too based. Fighting for a win is a much better way of honouring the dead than virtue signaling by withdrawing. Just like Leclerc was based for winning the GP right after his friend's death

>>149557932
They should offer Magnussen a seat again for maximum kino

>>149558354
would have been based if they were in contention to begin

>>149558390
*with

>>149557932
Webber Ricciardo @ RB 26

>>149558337
>DVI
forget buying a new cable, buy I new monitor

>>149558290
russell
verstappen
leclerc
alonso
piastri

>>149558402
thanks, I had no idea what you were trying to say

Dieter Zetsche's daughter is cute, rich and a doctor

>>149558401
Main character of this semen slurping sport

>40°C
H-hotter than y-you, Europoop!

Is there any f1 race footage where its a race but from the perspective of just 1 driver? I want to observe the driving technique more closely

>>149558454
a thunderstorm just flew over my head

>>149558454
London has been nice and overcast (for the most part) today, the way God intended

>>149558337
for me it's a laptop that just werks

>>149558321 >>149558418

What about Ham? you think ps3 is already better?

>>149558415
I should, but OLED/MiniLED both suck and somehow 30" 5K displays have disappeared completely.

>>149558401
what a shitty quality gif for 3.25 MB

I miss Italian (American) drivers

>>149558331
He just picked all gay anons itt

>>149558510
hey, the Spaniard is not gay.

>>149558493
Hamilton was and is pure shit, bro

>>149558464
Fuck my city is exactly between two big storms but of course they won't hit us, I'm dying for some rain right now

>>149558322
Why the fuck would they do that? They didn't die

>>149558209
Citation needed.
As far as I know he never said he doesn't goon to bbc scat prolapse porn.

McLaren for semenstone

Coffee time

>Lindblad to drive Tsunoda’s car at FP1 in Silverstone
What can they lose for making him drive this race if he performs better than tsunoda in the practice sessions? is not like tsunoda will get any points anyways

>>149558732
He should have replaced Horner

>>149558337
unless you live literally in the woods you can just get one of those cables from prisma

if max goes to mercedes, can I ask for a refund from Redbull for my Redbull Max Verstappen tshirt?

>>149558778
No, you're going to have to burn it and post the video on twitter

>>149558778
this is why you should have bought the chuck tshirt. it will never expire as he will die before he leaves for another team

>>149558743
>What can they lose for making him drive this race if he performs better than tsunoda in the practice sessions?
Only four drivers per season can drive for one team, so if someone were to get hurt or had to skip a GP (for a race ban, let's say), they wouldn't be able to replace him.

>>149558778
keep it, it will be worth more in the future

>>149558799
Yes they could with lindblad

>clouds are rolling in
RAIN IN 5

>>149558778
Max will not be driving for Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team

>>149558799
You think Lindblad will vanish after silverstone?

>>149554205 (OP)
fat boy edd is fucking in heaven

>>149558766
Yeah, but I'm poorfag and not paying double the price for a simple cable.

What does Max need glasses for? Is something wrong with his eyesight?

>>149558922
it's probably one of those gamer glasses

>>149558878
both should be shot

>>149558732
These two seem to be a good team

>>149556534
based Simon. what do you think is reaction to AD21 was?

Breathtaking

>>149559126
Cadillac's stunning journey to achieving something that no team has done in a decade: P11 in the WCC.

>>149557511
you are the most autistic poster in this thread, congrats

>>149559169
2016 was only 9 years ago.

Mmmmm waffles yum

>>149559195
caddy will be here in 2026

do belgians really

>>149558309
All me btw

>>149558052
Cucknaldo

>>149559311
pissi cuckittini

Does any other sport have this pervasive of a problem with tabloid level journalism?

Jensen butthole

>>149559442
That's journalism in general

>>149559442
divegrass

>>149559195
>2016 is already 9 years ago

Max and P just got married!!!

PLS NO HOSTILE PLSSSSSS

>>149559538
That little brat!!

>accuweather says it's 30c in warsaw
>standing out in the sun at noon it feels like fucking 45c
>feels hotter than usual in the sun this year even though the summer is overall more overcast and windier than past years

>>149559670
I was listening to the radio today and it told me that warsaw is some sort of utopia right now that's cool despite the heat because of all the millions you've spent to replace concrete and streets with plants. Did it lie to me?

>>149556596
we are already doing that

>>149558760
women ruin everything

What are the actual odds max switches to Merc for 26?

>>149559942
1

>>149559942
9/4

>>149559942
>100
>1.0
>1/1
>100%

>>149559942
about tree fiddy

>>149559538
dank overload

>>149559942
50/50
Either yes or no

>>149560007
this guy gets it, don't let BIG MATH lie to you

baking
---------------‐----------

no bake line

doesn't matter
F1 will die in 2026 or so I was told by some anons here. they wouldn't lie to me, would they?

Mathematical
Anti
Telharsic
Harfatum
Septomin

>>149560046
notice how the american reinstated the thread theme in OP. It's these things that made his country the greatest country on the planet. Ask yourself if you want to be the greatest country on the planet or do you want to continue being
>dude weed
country

hurry up

>>149559942
0

>>149559942
e^(2πi)

It's out
>It's out
https://youtu.be/BRVscbNz-PA?si=R5nKLl9BFkkQ2wo0

>>149560109
I always add Gimi to the OP and some loser always deletes it right afterwards

>>149560173
>Taking the opportunity to shill his ice cream
Cheeky fucker

jamaicanon never bakes btw (just like me)

baking

Why is /f1/ so dead?

>>149560245
I killed it and ejaculated on its corpse

this is it. it's the last thread.

This is (You)r average Norris fan in 2025

>>149560300
coward

>>149560300
pervert

>>149560300
>gigantic ass nutella jar
what was up with that craze when everyone completely obsessed with nutella? where did they go?

>>149560245
pozfags are waiting for the next thread

>>149560353
I see. And what's a "pozfag"?

yeah, im thinking ill just wait for the next thread

>>149560341
was Nutella the rest of the world’s “ranch”?

>>149560365
Maybe. It was the same with avocados and bacon

>>149560173
It recommended me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJdIqDwQfvY
Uploaded 19 hours ago, it's every bodies favourite F1 driver Jack Doohan doing a buzzfeed quiz

preheat the oven to 400

>>149560341
They realised that this very sweet-tasting spread actually has a lot of sugar in it, and having real hazelnuts doesn't somehow cancel that out

>>149559721
>because of all the millions you've spent to replace concrete and streets with plants
What the fuck are they talking about? The faggot mayor who bought like ten thousand trees from Germany for millions? Meanwhile the total liberalization of zoning laws and urban design allows private companies to continue paving over everything outside of the city with concrete and build new shitboxes in "booming real estate markets" to sell for millions. I haven't seen them green up or plant shit here unless I missed it or I'm looking in the wrong parts of the metropolis.

Die lugenpresse as far as I'm concerned.

>>149560341
It's a stand selling overpriced yoghurt/ice cream, it's been there since 2012 and I never saw anyone buy anything from it.

>>149560389
>Charles pronounces the "c" at the end of "Leclerc"
Can I stop saying "L'eclair" now

F1 races for this feeling?
Hard mode can't say Hornyman

>>149560450
>Guilty of Transporting to Engage in Prostitution
Any of the Arab oil state grands prix

>>149560450
Christian Horner getting away with the rape that he did and which caused the downfall of the Red Bull Racing Formula 1 team. Which everyone is calling Red Bull Raping Formula 1 team now.

>>149560450
whichever one andrew tate attended

>>149560341
What craze, it has always been popular AFAIK.
>>149560365
No, it's chocolate spread for your sandwiches with some hazel nuts, it's not dressing.

>>149560480
>skysports
shan't

>>149558290
1. Max
2. Alonso
3. Charles
4. Piastri
5. Russel

>>149560480
Sky Sports F1 FARTS in the faces of people by capitalizing words and using smileys :^)

>shit tier
lando norris
oliver bearman
fernando alonso
liam lawson
>spurdo spärde
mags versdabben :D
yugi dsunoda :DD
osgar biasdree :D
jorj russel :DD
gimi andonelli :DDD
charl leglerg :D
loois hamildon :DD
garlos sainz :D
alegsander albon :D
esdeban ogon :DD
lanc sdroll :DD
nigo hulgenberg :DDD
gabriel bordoleddo :DD
bierre gasly :D
frango colabinddo :DD
isag hadjar :D

golabindo :DDD

>we got a grid that looks like a giant boyband
>this is unquestionably peak Formula 1
Martin Brundle everyone

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