I went into a Books-a-Million some years ago and someone had shit on the floor near the magazine racks in the back. I guess they were trying to get to the restroom but failed to make it in time and shit themselves. There were employees back there crying about it and how this wasn't their job blah blah. I thought it was pretty funny but as I was walking back towards the front I realized I had stepped in the shit somehow so I left really quick and it wasn't funny anymore.