Thread 149891800

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
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>News:
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Arie Luyendyk "would love to see" Max Verstappen race in IndyCar after F1 retirement
Zak Brown attributes McLaren’s multi-series success to effective delegation and strong leadership
David Coulthard reflects on his Formula 1 career, admitting that inconsistency prevented him from winning a world championship
Honda repeats: without electrification, Honda's out of Formula 1
Pato O'Ward has dismissed rumours linking him to a 2026 Cadillac Formula 1 seat
Cadillac shortlist: Mick, Bottas, Perez, Drugo, Vesti, Lindblad + Herta
Carlos Sainz: Williams rebuild has brought 'highest workload' of F1 career
Aston Martin developing 2026 F1 car faster than ever with Adrian Newey’s input
Ralf Schumacher still a gay

gimi

when?

lovely reminder

>>149891796
Not unusual for boomers to do that desu

>>149891809
There is chance that they..... with each other

i had doubts about belgium

>>149891809
We really need to see these two going at it hard and passionately pushing each other over their limit and to the last inch

>>149891819
Yeah to your own kid or grandchild

>>149891843
Cultural differences, but I've had boomers touch me like that. I hated it because I'm a sperg, but it's more intended as a supportive paternal touch.

>>149891822
yes
it's from right after they finished
this one as well
>>149891834
we need to see them going at it again yes

>>149891834
In a race?

you should see how gasly touches yuki tsunoda. very parental and supportive ;^)

>>149891866
in what?

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

is this year's going to be the first pozzed wdc in f1

>>149891868
Piere simply can't help himself, Yuki is too fun sized

>>149891903
no

>>149891916
people of african descent aren't neither pozbois or medshitters. they're ni-

>Indian restaurant in Germany gets burnt down with swastikas and "foreigners out" drawings over it
>city donates over 30k, demonstrations against the right are held
>turns out the sons of the owner did all of it
F1 teams and drivers for this feel?

>>149891963
>WATCHA DOIN' RABBI

>>149891963
KEK
any pics?

>>149891997
heref it says "foreigners shitty" instead of "shitty foreigners" (rough translation)
basically a clear sign it was a false flag but the left was coping "well huh, right-wingers are dumb and can't even write their own language"

>>149891963
we literally had this in finland years ago too

>>149891963
Sir, why did you investigate? Bloody bitch

>>149891963
The day of the flush cannot come soon enough.

>>149891963
>>149892019
but people will remember that nazis are more popular and more violent every year

is franco sackapinto still in alpine?

>>149891963
>>149892019
what is soafia's stance on the issue?

>>149891828
But the little language is so soft!?

>>149891963
one time i was at a group interview for a job and we were asked who we admired and this indian guy said hitler

>>149892094
slut

>>149891963
2005 European GP

RW BTW

>>149892094
straddling it

>>149892094
She is a true racist in her core and her favourite song is l'amour toujours so you can only imagine

>>149891800 (OP)
>jacky ickx edition
why did he do it

>>149891800 (OP)
Ickx looks suspiciously like Marc Marquez here. Was he in Spain circa May '92?

>>149892262
I can tell you who wished he was in Spain in the Summer of '92.

>>149892209
she never had jüri hitler

>>149892281
she never had her car

>>149891963
Bloody son of bitch do not redeem the false flag

the saddest part about kwablonso getting shit on by ocon is that he really thought he would win, otherwise he would have punked out like he did against norris

>>149892281
She got him at Oscherleben

ra we
ce ek

>>149892111
checked

i had doubts because everyone there laughs
>But the little language is so soft!?
and that's why i stopped having doubts

y'all

>>149892094
Ugly hag

>>149892429
>autograph
After her development this year, she most likely wanted his cum on her face.

Sophia is a certified /ss/ lover

sophia

>>149892094
She said on record that she'd never ever fuck anyone who posts on 4chan.

Don't wish to alarm anyone but former Sky Sport Italia F1 host Federica Masolin (age 40) is currently HEAVILY pregnant

>>149892858
damn she really let herself go, fat fuck

Dead bull
SPA Results
NORPIARUS

>>149891963
the two landwhales in aston martin clothes who claimed to be assaulted by max fans

>>149892744
did it really take you this long to figure it out? she's been a vicious filthy cum-hungry nasty good-dick-puking dirty nazi whore for almost a decade now

>>149892858
>pregnant at 40
a career in journalism only to give birth to a future 4channer, some would call it a punishment of reciprocity

>>149892858
why did she leave it so late to get pregnant

>>149892924
I wanted to impregnate her 10 years ago, but she never emailed me so whatever, her loss

>>149892858
Great, the genes will now get passed on.

>>149892929
She was waiting to meet the right man but she never found me so she had to settle for some other guy before it was too late

>>149892929
She spent about 6 years trying to seduce Leclerc and it didn't work so she had to settle for some other lad

>>149892929
she had hoped to get chuck

wild. this cunt >>149892933 was there all this time

>so she had to settle for some other
in consecutive posts

>>149892955
and it's true. she didn't get leseed

>>149892947
i bet leclerc's cum is all glittery and tastes like strawberries

HE'S GOT A BRAND NEW CAR

>>149893033
does it look like a jag?

shit song

>>149893045
IT'S GOT LEATHER SEATS

>>149892858
She's gonna have a female named Nina

c'mon sweetie, drop those panties

Senna

>>149893056
I'm more interested in the onboard entertainment system

RACE WEEK

>>149893180
que pasa amigo

Reminder that Lewis Hamilton stole his look from one of the Backstreet Boys

>my shifts are like Monaco 1972
kwab

>>149893150
I don't wanna talk about it any more.

YOU SCREAM OUT FOR MORE

>>149893189
nothing, a bit disappointed because today we had little work so in my mind i was going to get out early but as always somehthing goes wrong and i had to be at work for 30 extra mins
but its already over so its ok

I THINK WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

Given the amount of RB drivers that have flopped in the main team, only to do well elsewhere (Gasly, Albon) or drivers that have been good elsewhere that have flopped in RB (Yoogs, Lawson, Checo), why are RB so insistent on making an undriveable car? RB would probably have been better with that Mexican money with Checo while not getting out of Q3, instead of buying out his contract.

Hornyman was part of the problem, but what else was going wrong.

>>149893229
No 100000 oversized boats in the harbour, soul

>>149893321
Imagine how Lawson must feel.
RBR finally admit the car is the problem not the driver and the guy that replaced you that isn't doing any better gets to stay for the whole season after they dropped you after 2 races.
Same with Doohan, kneejerk reaction to replace him and surprise Colapinto isn't doing any better.

>mclarenwinslol
I am a man with a motive.
The Individual Eleven.

>>149893443
Red Bull have always been quick to blame the drivers. Past Webber, that is. They held on to Webber way longer than to anybody else who didn't perform. Maybe because they didn't need a second driver to win the WCC at the time, maybe a sense of loyalty because he was their senior driver from back before they had a competitive car.

>>149892858
imagine the autism of this kid

>>149893484
if telegony is real, he's the ultimate f1 racer

>>149893484
A tik tok addict at 7, like any other kid

>>149893484
there is not a single person in this thread that is not autistic. except me.

>Honda repeats: without electrification, Honda's out of Formula 1
good

>>149892218
Bellof killed himself.
he (allegedly) was on his way to secure a seat at Ferrari.
Ferrari was shit by that point in 1985.

Should I, lads?

>ojs put his erect penis in amx's mum and thrusted until he ejaculated in her vagina
that's crazy

>>149893651
proof?

such heroic nonsense...

>>149893651
OJ Simpson did that? That's wild!

>>149893601
I don't habeeb it

I never had sex

this is /f1/ relevant because yuki is a virgin too.

>>149893700
hadjar as well

twinkie house!

i'm going to ejaculate in a woman's vagina and when she births my son, i will fuckin flog him to ensure he becomes an f1 pilot

>>149893700
have sex

>>149893700
>I never had sex
I don't believe you.

>>149893719
Now here's a guy who's never had sex. Any protestations he makes will only prove me right.

fatigue

last time I had sex, gimi was the most recent ferrari wdc

>>149893739
will you have sex again if Leclerc becomes the most recent ferrari wdc?

>>149893658
i made it up

>>149893747
perhaps

>>149893601
nah it's monday mate

edd

its sprint race btw

no its a marathon

/f1/ idea: engine radiator can only be used as the rear wing element
>direct correlation with aero to engine performance
>teams have to balance radiator size at speed tracks like Monza and Baku at the risk of overheating
>DRS would be far more effective at the cost of brief moments of lack of sufficient air to the radiator as it "opens" coupled with the hot dirty air coming off the car in front's radiator wing

>>149893700
Why don't you find yourself some young nice looking Syrian boy and ... you know

>>149893229
why tihs cracka doing blackface

>>149893876
>cracka
sorry saar you don't have a c-word pass

>>149893888
>yuo got a loicence for that word, saar
do you hear yourself

>>149893913
no because i typed it, i didn't say it out loud

What GP is next again?

>>149893931
the voice in your head doesn't do it for you, with everything that you type?

>>149893954
not australia

>>149893954
She looks like Max's mother

>>149893982
i wouldn't class that as hearing since it doesn't involve the auditory faculties

>>149894014
your keyboard is silent?

sunbath

>>149893990
Incorrect.

>>149894029
no, but the sounds made when i type are not intelligible to me as language so i think i can safely assume that was not what was being asked

>>149893857
DRS should only be allowed to open as much as the length of the pilots erect cock

>>149894046
Max's mom has a bit more tan, no?

>>149894056
>tsunoda gets 4cm

Automobile traffic and training road

>>149894063
Those curves are edited, right?

>>149894094
>>149894096

>>149894094
I wonder how much airtime you could get going off that thing?

>>149894096
What do you think?

>>149894114
I doubt they ever really tried
pussies

>>149894117
phwoar she must store a lot of shit in them buttocks

>>149894129
Jean Behra did it.

>>149894129
imagine washing out right at the end of that turn and ejecting straight into the top floor of those buildings

>>149894117
Why would you wanna shoop yourself to look like a certain negress. W*men are retarded

>>149894094
Here's your banked corner m8

>>149894158
haha your existence would probably end in an instant right there and then, that would be terrible haha

biz idea: pit limiter speed depends on position in the WDC

PIAVERLECHAMANT
norris dnf

>>149894174
>barely bins it at the chicane right after

>>149894199
>>149894231
looks like SHIT

>>149894244
it does and there's no decent way to eat it

just made some pasta lads

I compared a friend to Lando Nowins and I mentioned in detail how I think he's a moron and now he thinks I have a grudge against him

>>149894269
>jodekoek
jew cake?

>>149894274
>mentions l*ndo to friends
deserved

>>149894279
jew cookie

>>149894231
ours came with a cute picture

>>149894284
hwhat exactly makes it jew? does your foreskin drop off after eating a couple?

We are so back!

>>149894274
Bro has won the last 2 races.

>>149894312
>window licker on the promo
Lawrence broke out the blank check.

>>149894347
Ableism is bad.

>>149894312
i get it!

>>149894426
They are all Belgian.

Do you remember this man?
Do you remember his achievements?

doesn't ring a bell

>>149894445
i thought it was more something like
>a mongoloid, a mutt, a limburger and an aryan walk into a bar
(also hülk really isn't; emmerik has nothing to do with belgium)

>>149894457
He achieved.... absolutely fuck all?

>>149894457
Did he leave his old suit in his house?

negerzoenen btw are the cheapest possible chocolate, some sort of cheap cream, and possibly, the cheapest cardboard cookie ever
it's actually pretty vile

test

>>149894486
He won a race and scored a few podiums.

Mickey Schumacher

>>149894457
>wobbler's launch pad
>famously the only rookie driver that flavio ever lambasted for perceived poor performances

>>149894499
Here we have Tunnock's Tea Cakes. They're alright, but cost too much for merely alright-tasting.

>>149892858
My mom gave birth to me at that age and I turned out fine

gimi

>>149894213
90s fat olav mol >>>>
when he got the entity known as jack plooij involved that made him worse as well
also sbs allowing him to swear the three years they had the rights
so swearing bans are good
f1 should ban swearing

>>149894488
>I'm going to F1 Spa this weekend with Viaplay TV crew and we're doing something fun there at the weekend - trying my 2009 McLaren race suit on now and it's still fitting like a glove! Death to America. #F1

>>149894531
>I turned out fine
Then why are you here?

>>149894530
Forgot pic

>>149894544
Woah, did he really say that?

Why does Donald Trump love miga so much?

>>149894531
You're posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum so you can't be fine by default.

>>149893229
a 59 year old film has better racing scenes and crashes than everything being put out there by modern hollywood - impressive, very nice

>>149894457
>didn't start a civil war at McLaren

He did better than Alonso

>>149894199
>>149894231
>>149894305

>>149894535
which one sayd HOLY SHIT WHAT A CAR CONTROL and FUCK THAT SHIT when amx had his spinny moment in brasil 16?

>>149894595
>>149894551
germans but also >we also have dickmann's

gimi

>>149894604
We also have this lovely coffee brand.

>>149894597
https://youtu.be/pHCURZ4c2sM
that's olav, he did the commentary by himself
jack plooij, a dentist, did pit stuff and whatnot, annoyingly

>>149894627
dutch sounds like English but in reverse

>>149894627
anyway that swearing takes away a lot i think
here's him with senna, and it shows how good he was as he immediately yells SENNA'S OFF when we're still looking at him from schumachers car, just by seeing the dust cloud
https://youtu.be/djnUurCxiFs

>>149891809
Anybody remember White boy summer 2022

>>149894643
Dutch sounds like if English and German language had a hatefuck which resulted in child that no-one wants

>>149894665
go away slav(e)

>>149894266
Then why are you posting a pic with no pasta

>>149894672
I wish that I could but sadly I am here forever

>>149894676
is nyan cat?

>>149894627
still gest a giggle
tabla x

>>149894665
That'd be incest, since English already is German's bastard child with French.

>>149894662
Me

>>149894714
why post this tattoo'd whore

>>149894687
Son, it's time to make that appointment with the optician

>>149894714
where she goin

If you buy MotoGP 15 for 99 cents on the PSN store you csn play as Jack Doohan's daddy.

>>149894714
>mumberg 1961 and dadza 1960
>heart (marriage?) 1978
>waited til 1998 to birth carrie
what happaned there

>>149894728
i thought it wasn't; it's missing the rainbow
is f1 homophobic now

>>149894753
i would

tenderly

>>149894758
everyone would
the question is would you stick around and introduce her to mum

>>149894772
I'd stick her alright

>>149894778
and her mum for good measure

>>149894778
I'm very funny I know

>>149894696
Like a little bit of incest would ever stop Dutch

>>149894772
The only time i brung a girl home mum tried to measure her ring finger within an hour of first meeting her.

>>149894595
t. Bernardo Silva

>>149894797
you cant do that, you cant say that you are funny

>>149894696
English is a Germanic language, but it's not descended from what we would call German

>>149894753
she is a good woman, not a whore

baking

>>149894863
pass the dutchie mon

>>149894836
True, English is descended from a proto-saxon dialect, mixed with an early normannic vulgar Latin. And as if that wasn't ridiculous enough, it also invited in some Nordic Vikingspeek, which itself is a distant cousin in the Germanic family.

>>149894843
lol, lmao even

>>149894753
this attire does things for my brain since i was a child

>>149894753
why does she have a shower in her bedroom?
is this typical of europoor hovels?

Why did Webber fall off after 2010? Did AD2010 extinguish his flame?

>>149894880
English is truly a mutt language

>>149894884
okay you posted some slut, what is her role in f1 team?

>>149894094
What kind of training does this serve?
>>149894063
Hourglass bodies suck, the hips should always be wider like this. Don't know what the body is called though. Pear shaped is not the same thing I think.

hey, earlier on x i saw a post about a soccer match between the aston and mercedes pit crews/ team/whatever. they did 2, a boys match that mercedes won 2-1 and a girl match that #amigasalo won 6-2
maybe jodi scored

>>149894892
dutch is the perfect mix between german and english and it is a travesty not more people speak it

>>149894906
goed gezegd gozer

I can't fucking see anything out of my glasses because my own sweat droplets have gotten in the way after my run along the forest doing parkour.

>>149894884
Georgia Stannett - Trackside Host at Aston Martin

horrific poleposting going on here

SAARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12V31820E1A

>>149894740
nobody cares about spicwheel

>>149894928
so her role is literally a fleshlight, while Jodi has qualifications to work with f1 car

>>149894911
weet ik

>>149894954
You seem awfully attached to this Jodi lass

>>149893276
I think we're gonna save it yea

>>149894911
lekker

>>149894954
What does that document say?

>>149894968
because she is a perfect woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoRnWATJPrA

>>149895007
it's just an STD panel

>>149895009
I guess Vin doesn't need the elevator shoes around Italians.

>>149894954
>Jodi joins Aston
>Aston suddenly sucks
I'm sure it's just a coincidence

>>149895040
explain the concept of colleges. it is not quite high school but also not uni or tafe/vocational schooll? what is it?

>>149895047
By and large, colleges are institutions that offer courses for "further education", which can include the final two years of secondary education (A-Levels) or vocational courses, but not uni-level

Confusingly though, some universities comprise constituent colleges (most notably Oxford and Cambridge), and these do cover higher education courses rather than further education.

>>149895040
>Warwickshire College
Is that real?

george got a sponsored weekend at sea in italia

>>149894891
He couldn't into Pirelli's, same with Massa.

>>149895084
kiitos

>>149895092
here's him channeling some seafaring spirit

>>149894943
>>149895092
How long before Russell comes out (so to speak) with an interview where he says getting replaced by Max made him a better driver?

>>149895107
and here's his whore
doesn't seem to have impregnated her yet

>>149895107
Very human indeed

>>149895115
never
george is too proudy
>>149895092
>>149895107
in both of these his bulge is hidden in some way
hmm

>>149895116
How is she a whore?

>>149895092
>>149895107
He almost looks like a real boy

>>149895116
i dont think jorj could impregnate her, she doesnt look very fertile, plus jorj must be the second driver with least sperm in his semen, only behind alonso, who is sterile after what happened in the preseason testing of 2015

>>149894928
Trackside HOT you surely meant

>>149895116
>cctv camera
there will be some goodies on that hard drive

>>149895151
Wish the poofbois at mclel would get electrocuted midrace

narb a shit

>>149895170
Incorrect.

>>149895169
lando after he wakes up, hello im lando norris and i want a dick up my ass

>>149895151
what happened in the preseason testing of 2015?

>>149895170
correct

>>149895185
i dont know, i wasnt there

>>149895182
lando might be gay but he's a top

>>149891800 (OP)
Fuck F1 Movie and Fuck Rush
If you dont watch this movie you are not real F1 fans

>>149895236
>a canadian says you need to watch trannycrap
of course

>>149895236
el oh el

Hulk looking 25 and 45 at the same time

>>149895236
factual post

>>149895298
already posted and discussed >>149894312
pay attention friend

Are you even a serious team if you haven't got at least one higher up on the Epstein list?
I mean come on.

>>149895136
Every woman is a whore

>>149895405
I'm not

>>149895151
>t. highly regarded fertility doctor

>>149894312
Hulk looking 25 and 45 at the same time

>>149895464
jejeje

>>149895457
You're not a woman.

i'm doing my monthly f1 check-in
what's new in f1?

>>149895531
semen slurping is at an all-time high

>>149895085
Yes.

>>149895531
Nico "No Podiums" Hülkenberg now has a podium finish

>>149895457
Hello pretty lady, can you do THAT ping pong ball trick?

>>149895547
Which is one podium more than Sir Lewis.

>>149895547
Inshallah he will be le occasional podium man

going to be honest here... F1 is shit until american manufacturers take it seriously.
t. irish combat aerodynamics pioneer

my car thrives in dirty air. what does YOUR car thrive in? top end speed on straightaways? pshaw, get fucked, try driving a MAN'S car.

>>149895647
>until american manufacturers take it seriously
They do. The Americans over at Liberty Media manufactured 7 WDCs for Hamilton after all.

>>149895672
>what does YOUR car thrive in?
outer space

>>149895672
My car thrives in the art of not allowing people to open the glovebox. F1 cars do not have this problem.

>>149895673
>WMD's
i don't know what any of this means, i'm going back to racing baja

Too many newfags in here

>>149895735
calm down sonny hayes you old bitch. its jp's time to shine

>>149895735
Yeah lots of Americans. Welcome to the sport!

if i find f1 boring (because i don't cum when an engineer shaves .0023 in qualifying), what racing series should i watch instead?

>>149895788
you shouldn't watch sports at all

>>149891807
Is that LSt.J?

>>149895788
track and field

>>149895788
find your nearest greyhound track

>>149895788
f1 from the 90s and Schumi

>>149895788
TCR

>>149895788
Unironically this

>>149895788
bicycling

>>149895093
What about Pirelli tires made drivers fall off?

>>149895812
yea

>>149892136
Did he get the job?
>>149892858
Who is the father and why isn't it me?
>>149894419
Bit rude to mention his spelling like that.

>>149895534
>>149895547
watching old f1 clips from the 2000s and early 2010s and then watching current f1 clips is so disorienting because of how bland everything is now
nothing is unique anymore

>>149894481
>(also hülk really isn't; emmerik has nothing to do with belgium)
He speaks Kanker IIRC
>>149895492
What if he's from Berlin?

>>149895958
>He speaks [Dutch] 'IIRC'
that's >our language
doesn't mean he has something to do with belgium

>>149895840
There was an attempted murder in those goofy cars recently. A nigga got flipped internationally

>>149895840
>>149896046
>internationally
Intentionally. Kek

>>149896046
rubbin' is racin', case dismissed

>>149896072
*rubs my dick*

POV: you are norris' anus after getting gaped by piastri

>>149896126
that's pretty creative in a fucked up way

>>149896046
>google murder world of outlaws
>there's a driver named murder
jej what the fuck is this white trash sport

>>149896126
hayes and jp would have crushed him

>>149895788
Any 'MURICAN sport

>>149895788
nascar

Are you ready for the next Tilkedrome to go on the schedule?

>>149896242
looks a bit short

>>149896242
that looks almost identical to my local karting track

>>149896242
That's MotoGP
Too small for F1

>>149896242
should add a bridge over the lake (or a tunnel underneath) to lengthen the track

>>149896242
There's no reason not to do the lake loop

>>149896242
No way they get it done by 2027

>>149896304
But then they would drive over the concert-goers

>>149896327
How very German of them

>>149896242
It will be nice for F1 to finally race in a white country.

why doesn't F1 race in germany?

>>149896443
racism

>>149895788
Hog racing

Spack Poohan

good night

>>149896533
...sweet prince

Yes

>>149896533
*kiss you on your forehead
Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite

>>149896509
>ginger
interesting anagram

>>149896443
tracks can't afford the hosting fee and the government won't pay for it like in other countries

>>149896509
Oinks are so cute. I’d like to have one

>>149896443
Germany is done for (we're next)

>>149896443
Funds were diverted to minarets

>>149896509
oh to be a small pig athlete

>>149896443
they already have too much coal, no need for more

>>149896660
Twenty years from now there'll only be races in North America, OPEC states, and several other dictatorships.

>>149894231
sunday, my house, a box of negerzoenen on the counter. fuckin' empty. you think i don't know it was you?

>>149894753
hayes and jp would tag team that like they tag teamed hamilton

>>149897322
>Twenty years from now there'll be races

>>149897392
Forced myself to watch this slop and the sexy blonde mechanic there was named Jodie. Do they know?

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

Nigger

watch your profamity

>>149897657
what's that

what would gimi do?

>>149897693
sleep

>>149897693
Grab the boobies from under the shirt

I posted yesterday about messing with f1 25 in vr, and I've spent a little more time with it.
The coolest part is that with the two views you just kind of look past the halo. Makes it so much less annoying to drive the post 2018 cars.
Just wish the game was better optimized, and didn't crash all the time.

>>149898156
sounds pozzed

>>149898224
Your mom, jeet.

Gamer champ's reign is over.
Horner's out Max got what he wanted.

Just made some really thorough research on boobs vs bums and here are the results:
Alonso - bums
Rosberg - both
Webber - bums
Kubica - both
di Resta - both
Sutil - depends
Charles Pic - depends
van der Garde - boobs
Gutierrez - bums

All my data I've gathered from this prestigious source:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6Dv3cCtp8oEJpQdxs1_gyJzcZL028vro&si=n9u18APRV-9fR8_7
Sadly I can't actualize data from my research because modern journalism went really downhill

>>149895236
>Franz Hermann
Max is Racer X.

>>149894526
>wobbler's launch pad
>>149894457
He won Super GT before it was cool then Button made it mainstream.

>mclarenwinslol
Look up and to the left.

RIP Felix Baumgartner

>>149898592
>He cant turn left
Kwab

>>149898592
another one killed by a gopro after what happened to schumi
you can't tell me that those little death traps are not designed to weed out the greats

youtube just recommended me a new arthoe talking about f1
this is one is chubby and australian

F1 but with pogo sticks. Pitstops will involve hula hooping.

>>149894457
i watched a vid of the abandoned caterham factory and i got a bit weird feel watching the dilapitated building and on the floor there's some leaflets scattered on the molding floor with kovalainen and whoever was the 2nd driver

>>149898839
link?

Men shouldn't cry

countries shouldn't have a fucking leaf on their flag

It was either a leaf or continuing to have your faggot flag on it, the leaf was preferable.

>Ferrari customer team run by the ex-Manor guy
lmao so how is it any different than the failed Andretti bid?
What value does a GM-badged Ferrari customer team bring to the grid when by the time their PU is ready they'll get two seasons out of it? Any hype of a new OEM joining the grid is negated because they won't have a power unit ready for the first three seasons lmao.

Live chase! I heard it's Roscoe trying to escape from Lewis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldAM7IBydYw

Live high speed chase.
This is REAL motorsports
Get in here

>>149899407
>>149899407
>>149899407

>>149899419
hell yeah
i havent seen a chase in yonks

he;s rippin!!!

>>149899419
he's fast!

losing traction on the rears

I can literally hear the helicopters from this lmao

fucking tv director
LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>149899519
I hope your property taxes go up

KWAB

Why did he do it?

>the ivy helped slow it down
yah hahahaha i bet it did a lot

>middle of the day
>DUI
>kwabs into a bush

I see he learned from a Lewis Baku Masterclass

>>149899532
they wouldn't have enough ink to print the bill

>>149899634
Lol

Halo would have saved him.

>>149899649
Lol lost traction in the front and couldn't turn it seems

>>149899649
Unit 604 failed to put it on park lol

>>149899634
pretty funny considering the sign

>>149899649
Why didn't he turn left?

>>149899713
good catch

I wouldn't want to live at the end of an off ramp

>>149899649
Lol he thought he could make that turn at 90mph

>>149899824
If you lived in the US, that would be your least worry.

>>149899868
I would have made the turn at 90mph.

>>149899872
I unironically wish I was a NASCAR watching American.

>>149899960
>a NASCAR watching American
Most NASCARs aren't watching American though.
Barely anyone wants to watch American.

ded to mclel

>>149899960
Nascar is gay and retarded like everything else in the us that has the potential to make money and be used as a soapbox.

Kill the group of people that decided the dates for this year’s races

>>149900322
Blame the Arabs since they all want their races during the cold months

>>149900322
>the group of people that decided the dates for this year’s races
It was Donald Trump and his administration, Seal Team 6 is on it's way to your house as I type this.

>>149900436
which is dumb because the best arab races are the ones where the tyres melt and the drivers get heat stroke mid race

>>149896126
He's checking if his sperm set a new lap time.

>>149896344
>the Falklands
lol that's not Argentina

Yuki voted for Kamiya

>>149895116
looks like a child

>all the F1 drama in the world can't run from the fact that there's going to be a bunch week long breaks during this lukewarm season
not even the red auntie of china could save the thread with his treasured bussy

>>149900561
Im a newfag
Started at Imola
>race race race after rare
now...
BREAK BREAK BREAK
FUCK YOU
WHY DID I START THIS SHIT
FUCK YOU NETFLIX
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilub amx

just go watch something else lol

>>149900561
don't worry lad, I have some excellent Netherlands Next posts in the chamber
Here's a teaser

Tastes surprisingly good. Imagine watery cum of a man who fell for the "eat a lot of fruits to make your cum taste sweeter" meme.

Who will be the next F1 driver to get his own energy drink?

New Edd dropped

>>149900580
>Imagine watery cum
No, no I don't think I will.

>>149900571
Tamers12345 airs all his videos on race weekends, I have nothing until then save for the odd wrestling PPV here and there.

>>149900580
>Tastes surprisingly good. Imagine watery cum

>>149900583
damn did he trip?

we are not anticipating

>>149900580
>watery cum
I'll just stick with Red Bull Zero, I much prefer monkfruit extract over Lando's low count ejaculate.

>>149900584
>>149900587
Oh sorry, I forgot this general is full of sensitive fags.

>>149900606
>this general is full of sensitive fags
Says the guy who knows what watery cum tastes like.

water :)

>>149900606
im not the fag here mate

Which drivers on the grid would fall victim to the Red Auntie's incredible boi puss?

wow the schedule really is fucked up
any momentum in the championship is going to burn out with nothing to talk about for weeks on end

>>149900809
she's a lot cuter with those donkey ears hidden

>>149900436
Damn you ayyrabs

>>149900491
Well, pedos are really against me nowadays it seems like

>>149900809
she's a lot cuter with those donkey ears hidden

>>149900772
good lord its dogshit
fuck the arabs

I hate lag posting

>>149896242
mine is better and fully funded with contractors ready to start work whenever the circuit owners give the green light also have contract with fom when it is done

Storge

>>149900850
another whale track? okay

If Donald Trump lower age of consent to 14, he will get my 3rd and 4th vote

>>149900889
why are you harbouring little kids, anon

>age of consent
you mean for vrooming, right?

>>149900889
How many votes do you have?

soon

freddy!
with his dark eyes

>>149900939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>zandvoort dood
no! zandvoort not dood, it's just sand on track

>>149900927
He has a lot of dead relatives

new zealand is turning indian yes

bort love amx
>max helped me on my way to formula 1 with a lot of tips and advice, and a lot of talking to people in the f1 paddock as well, about me

>>149901115
Everyone loves Max.
He was the first one congratulate HULKKKKKKK

Thank you Netflix for leee drama and lee villian!

Don't bake a thread until it's race week. If digits /f1/ must comply.

>>149901122
>Netflix
don't bring that filth here

Baking a Sir George Russell edition

>>149901171
>>149901171
>>149901171

>>149901154
>Sir
bit degraded since hamiltons received this for being cheats

>>149901209
based