Thread 149560632

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

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Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break (basedkwab)
Lewis Hamilton urges Ferrari to prioritise 2026: ‘I know Mercedes are focused on next year’ (kwab)
Liam Lawson has overtaken Yuki Tsunoda in the driver standings (kwab)
Lando Norris: McLaren driver asks for no hostility for title rival Oscar Piastri at home British GP (kwab)

edd

robert kubica

gimi

>>149560632 (OP)
what is this poster? looks like a horror movie.

>>149560652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTdqcwZ5wM

>>149560632 (OP)
Why do they all look like they have blood smeared on their faces

Why do zoomers think that Helmut Marko is the devil? When I voiced my displeasure of Vettel possibly being his successor, people looked at me confused.

POLE

Burkina Faso media are reporting Rio Haryanto is in talks with dead Bull to replace Max Verstappen

>>149560679
They think his bluntness is mean and rude

>>149560679
he just kind of looks evil

>>149560679
His father was literally Hitler

I liked Cars 3.

>>149560632 (OP)
>Lando Norris: McLaren driver asks for no hostility for title rival Oscar Piastri at home British GP
he just doesn't have killer instinct at all does he
not that it would matter anyway but still

Albono Helmet

>>149560725
>t. a fluffy cloid

>>149560716
I don't think this is true but I can't disprove it

you will never taste proper bread this way

>>149560679
I dont want to bother explaining, i just want to post a photo I took in Spielberg last week

>>149560746
>cloid
time to kms myself

england next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYI683KGpDk

>>149560725
lauwson

>>149560693
>>149560715
>>149560716
>vibes

for me it's kimi larsson

>>149560741
Repulsive

england next
https://youtu.be/eAIhGllfXio

first his girlfriend now his rival
bladerunner strikes again

Bottas going to Alpine and then Cadillac is a good way to break the record of most races in a row without scoring a point.

cant think of a movie to watch with my meal
not gonna watch F1 the Movie btw

>>149560679
you are right to not want Vetlel as his successor but he looks like a Gollum plus he's 3,000 years old

>>149560840
That would never be allowed today

>>149560860
Yikes, big psycho vibes. His gf's influence is too much

>>149560840
top of the fucking keks. absolutely based

>>149560860
Why is his hair so grey?

I'd take Lily Zneimer to a nice dinner and a rape afterwards

>>149560883
>movie to watch with my meal
how big is that meal?

vettel would be 6XWDC without pozzedstappen

>>149560768
>>149560892
So zoomers hate him purely because his blunt and truthful comments make them cry and shitpost, trauma dumping about the resentment towards their own parents or something. And also because it's fashionable these days to disrespect your elders.

Marko was right, this is embarrassing.
>wahh wahh he's so hateful and hates bad takes wahhhhh he's literally hitler
I can already hear the high pitched nasally bitch boy voice behind such comments.

>>149560978
I just think of the fallback that would happen if he were to pass away unexpectedly, RB would go to shit (as if it hasn't already)
traveling around at that age must not be easy on him too, I don't know.

>>149560954
I still have to make the meal because I want to start the download first

>>149560978
from time to time he makes some comments when talking to german media, which get translated into english and then people get offended.

Also, he's not "literally hitler", he's literally hitler's son. You know, when daddy Adolf and mommy Eva love each other very very much...

>>149561017
Quite honestly I'd like these baby faced smart asses to try and be in his position. Honestly Marko's "critics" are just straight up worse.

(You)r Norris fanbase in 2025

>>149561026
There's a documentary I watched recently, 'The Contestant'. Thought it was pretty interesting and fucked up
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13940818

Think the 2026 changes in car size will help Monaco?

>>149561053
i want a suc natural if you know what i mean haha (fellatio)

>>149561069
The cars barely get smaller

>>149561053
You already posted this

>>149561081
send this to your female coworkers

>>149561051
eh, who cares if he was unkind to certain guys, part of his job is to provide feedback. maybe he's uncouth but I find him funny occasionally.
if I were to pay this much attention to people shit-talking my favorite drivers (primarily Italians that British media really liked picking on) I would have lost interest in F1 a long time ago.

>>149561139
You forgot to call him a faggot

>>149561069
no
X- and Z-mode and Manual Override deployment also will not

pasta time

>rumors of AMX to great satan
pls no

>>149561219
Already had

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT

>>149561242
ehh sweaty, whichever Team amx is part of is based

>>149559670
So I went over to my grandma's house since she has a thermometer on the sunlit side of the house, and the temperature readout was about 48 degrees celsius. And that area isn't even in the sun for all of the day because it's partially shaded.

Seems about right.

>>149561242
AMX to Cadillac
Source: yes

USAIDS has been shut down so driving for merc isn't any worse than driving for the nafri team (red bull)

>>149561053
wow, thanks for the repost
>>149561139
i didnt see it then, he reposted it for me

HBD DANNY RIC
HAD A GRAND DAY OUT WITH THE RENTS

>>149561406
looks like a recently released israeli hostage
or someone who took an israeli hostage

>>149561406
thicc neck

>>149561323
She needs blackout curtains or shutters in that room to keep out as much heat as possible, even if she doesn't spend much time in it. That heat will just spread once it's in the house

>>149561456
Does that mean he's coming back?

verstappen titles without perez:

>>149561406
he's 36??? wtf im 10+ years older and look younger. sex really fuck you up

>>149561219
Pasta so good it will make you race to the toilet

>tfw 51 and no grey hairs yet
God is great

>>149560953
>Romanian chivalry be like
>>149561053
Dau finally got a job? Thank the lord it wasn't an OF """"""""""modelling"""""""""" job

>>149561560
that's the twink fag zoomer romanian you're replying to in the second phrase
but I have to disappoint you, dau is working part time as a hostess in a club , on the beach (daytime only)

>>149561552
not even in your beard?

>>149561552
Nu-uh

>>149561456
HE'S STILL TRAINING
HE READY

>>149561602
I shave. I don’t like having facial hair. But to answer your question, no. Not even in my beard when I rarely let it grow.

>>149561597
>that's the twink fag zoomer romanian you're replying to in the second phrase
I figured as much, most people over 35 have enough shame to not take covert photos of random strangers in public
>but I have to disappoint you, dau is working part time as a hostess in a club , on the beach (daytime only)
Plenty of clientele to pick husbands or baby daddies from

>>149561063
That looks pretty fucked up alright. Like the average F1 drivers hairline. Thank you for the suggestion.

>>149561602
i have blonde hairs in my beard, in my moustache and close to the mouth

>>149561597
which beach
gonna come to romania and woo your 'ghter

>>149561698
There's stella in that glass (not andreas)

>>149561597
>twink
>fag
I think that one is long gone, the only thing in common is me also being a zoomer

>>149561631
>atheist alliance
I too would base my beliefs off of what a celebrity would say instead of thinking for myself for why I chose atheism.

Are there really zoomers in Romania?

>>149560632 (OP)
>Liam Lawson has overtaken Yuki Tsunoda in the driver standings (kwab)
lmao
ifthere is anyone deserving the 2025 WEC title it's this stupid ping pong Tsunoda
First he pisses himself and screams for the RBR seat
now he drives worse than Perez
Lawson managed to collect himself in a midfield shitbox
top lmao

>>149560632 (OP)
is this mockery or sincere?

>>149561685
I have a few ginger hairs in mine that weren't there when I was younger. Wonder if I'll turn full redbeard in my later years

>>149561765
humiliation ritual

Oracle will be the trve death of F1.

>>149561868
Redbull's sponsor or the character from the matrix?

>>149560632 (OP)
well may we say God save the King, but after this NOTHING will save the e*glish drivers

>>149561775
Same, I always pluck them and those 5 fuckers always come back
Because of them I've seriously started considering a suicide but I decided to postpone it until there won't be at least ten

>>149561937
Red Bull sponsor aka the tech company

>>149561937
The defunct ITV Teletext service

>>149561765
On the internet, everything is a personal attack against (You)

took a huge shit

>>149562001
>teletext is dead in the UK
grim
i love checking f1 standings via teletext

>>149562001
>>149562104
the particular service he's talking about died in 1992 and was replaced by a service called teletext (just teletext) because of how the itv system worked
that one and ceefax (bbc teletext) then died because of a br*toid lie that digital television couldn't carry teletext

>bro did you see what they are saying on reddit?
No
>bro max is going to Mercedes
Says who
>imaging not knowing these reporters have sources in every team lol. They literally know what’s happening all the time before it’s announced. It’s common knowledge

Why the fuck do people actually believe this shit? Last year you couldn’t get people to shut the fuck up about some imaginary feud between Jos and Horner and it was “guaranteed” either max or Horner wouldn’t be in Red Bull because of it. I’m going to go ahead and blame the British because it seems like their level of faggotry.

>>149561406
36 is about where it all goes downhill...

>teletext is dead in bongland but not floppy disks
strange

gimi

>>149562162
>exactly 2x what it is for women
interesting

Jensen butthole

YES YES YES

NO NO NO

>>149555608
wagpoof on sui watch

This is so not right

>>149562178
women fall off a cliff and earlier, men slowly decay

>>149562254
What the fuck? Is that what the dinosaurs look like in the new movie?

This is so not right

That’s left.

buncha comedians in tonight

Thank you we will be here all day every day

why are (you) (you)ing?

>>149562162
He just needs a haircut lmao

>>149562137
>br*toid lie that digital television couldn't carry teletext
kek

how cold is it in your area?

>>149562400
ICE COLD!

>>149561242
>4 more titles
>a whole new regulation cycle
>a dominant mercedes engine
I kneel

/f1/ seems unusually schizophrenic today

>>149562413
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT

>>149562444
all me btw

>>149562490
imagine sharking her

>>149562502
How does one shark someone wearing a full dress?

>>149562145
>journalists in any way, shape or form in any sport, event, or habbening
worthless excuses of human beings

Getting incredibly horny
Any femanons ITT?
Oh wait girls don’t care about F1 XD

>>149562521
yank the cunt til it falls down ya berk

>>149562444
that's what happens when you don't preheat

>>149562536
Troof

what does ralf say about the verstappen drama? the opposite is probably true

>>149562444
I've had that and it's not that good

>Fell for Masa
>Fell for Alonso
>Fell for Hamilton
Why are they like this?

>>149562654
>Fell for Vettel
>Fell for Capelli
>Fell for Berger
>Fell for Barrichello
>Fell for Arnoux

>>149562654
like all italian enterprises, it's a money-laundering operation

>>149562620
schizophrenia?

>>149562718
that thing on the frog's head

>>149562654
more like Alonso and Leclerc fell for them

another summer storm, we are having a lot this year

>>149562537
im a girl but i don’t like talking about it

>>149562828
write a song about it

>>149562654
Every driver they signed on since Kimi was a failure.

max to mercedes

mercedes to the max!

>>149562854
especially Kimi for his second run

my fist to your face

>>149562828
Are they mainly on the plain?

Always liked Mercedes, great bunch of lads

Mihai Pantofarul

Max Verstappescu

The storms in Benidorm fall mainly on the... corm?

>>149562654
Ferrari is a soul harvesting mind raping operation

>>149561242
Textbook sequel script, good guy and bad guy team up to defeat the ultra bad guys

>>149562961
Who benefits from it?

>>149563023
Mercedes/Red Bull

>wins 4 consecutive championships with Red Bull
>"the GOAT"
>becomes a father
>loses the championship (<---- we are here))
>moves to a different team because that was the problem and that will fix it
>never to be a champion ever again, driving worse and worse

>>149563023
those without a mind and soul

>>149562894
im castillian, so yeah

>>149563145
vettel?

>>149563177
No, the other red bull driver that won 4 consecutive championships and then moved teams

Scotlandbros what the hell is going on?
Will this affect Silverstone?

>>149563217
ah yes, how could I forget

night /f1/

>>149563459
bro you wont wake up

>>149563459
*kisses your forehead*
good night

>>149563236
NOOOOOOO BY GOD WHAT DID THE UK DO TO DESERVE THIS OUR TRAFFICS LIGHTS ARE LITERALLY MELTING!!!!!

>>149563546
>NOOOOOOO BY GOD WHAT DID THE UK DO TO DESERVE THIS OUR TRAFFICS LIGHTS ARE LITERALLY MELTING!!!!!
That's an air quality index map...

>>149563573
Yes what indeed did the UK do to deserve that?

>>149563169
I only speak it. Anywho, don’t melt.

>>149563590
Deodorant-challenged new arrivals
>Silverstone next

>>149560632 (OP)
>Gran Premio di Gran Bretagna
Do you foreigners tend to think of us as Great Britain, the UK, or just “England”?

>>149561502
jokes aside, i've said that lawson/tsunoda will perform worse overall than checo and i didn't even like checo at all

>>149563634
kek as someone with a leafland friend who complains about the "new arrivals" this is funny.

>>149563643
Britain, usually think of the English first, then the Scottish, and Norn isn't a real country.
Wales and the rest I think of as weird extras a bit like the US and Puerto Rico.

>>149563236
I sell ice coolers and ice cooler accessories. Maybe I should fly to Great Britain and sell them some coolers with good insulation for them to live in at half price. With a bag of ice free of charge. I will save the UK.

>>149563643
as an American in order of most common its
England > Britain (not Great Britain) > “the UK” > the United Kingdom > GB > everything else > Great Britain
I think you’ll only ever hear Great Britain when it’s the Olympics

>>149563643
fuckhead land

>>149563634
what in the fucking AI

>>149563643
Quitters

>>149563643
I just say UK even though I don’t even know what goes on in Northern Ireland but I have to include it anyway. I know your license plates say “GB”, what initials are on Northern Ireland plates?

>>149562924
having a shoe maker in charge didn't go so well last time for us

F1 drivers have such a mundane personality

>>149563643
If I mean Wales, Scotland or NI, I say that. If I mean England I say UK

>>149563978
they're media trained

>>149561756
around 1.5 million total

>>149563643
just Inglaterra here

>>149563145
cool biography of Hamilton, Schumacher, and Vettel careers minus the father and red bull part for Hamilton

>>149563978
Alonso, Verstappen, Raikkonen, and Kubica, maybe Sainz and Tsunoda are literally the only ones with some distinguishable personality traits besides "be a PR robot, be a PR robot more than the other PR robots (aka Jorj)"

>>149564235
Excuse me, did you not see Bottas' bare ass calendar?

>>149564162
>literally making the ACK face
top tier acting performance

Michael's opponents:

>Honda (unlimited budget)
>Renault-Nissan
>Merc (unlimited budget)
>Toyota (unlimited budget)
>Ford-Cosworth
>BMW (unlimited budget)
>Michelin (unlimited budget)
>globohomos

kwabmilt*n's "opponents":

>f*rrari (pozzed)
>h*nda (pozzed)
>r*nault (pozzed)
>toro rosso (cuckstomer team)
>alfa romeo (cuckstomer team)
>haas (cuckstomer team)
>mclel (cuckstomer team of the team he was driving for)
>williams (cuckstomer team of the team he was driving for)
>asston shartin (cuckstomer team of the team he was driving for)

>>149563643
in schools we were taught about "marea britanie", Great Britain
we use it when we speak about brits and british things in general
if it's specific to an area, let's say Slough, the educated ones will say England, but the average Joe will say Great Britain or UK
old school chads will say "Regatul Unit al Marii Britanii", "united kingdom of great britain"

Great Britain next

>>149564284
rape rape rape rape rape

daddario

>>149564284
Wife

>>149564319
>Didn't have a n loicense
many such cases. sad!

>>149560840
>from this to the current ads broadcasted during races
what went wrong britbros?

>>149563699
>Yeti
Too bad they’re owned by Blumpftards

>>149562437
What's the point if they can't build a car that doesn't fall apart in the heat

>>149563699
FART IN THEM

>>149563023
unironically jews

>>149563699
weird flex but ok

>>149563978
I don't get why people got so mad at Lawson being a bit competitive (in personality, not performance lol) last year, forget the drivers it's the fans that are pretty mundane. Maybe it's better that way overall though

Make sure to catch the BEST daily breakdown of all F1 news/rumors/developments

Has anyone calculated the power to weight ratio of F1 cars since the V10, V8, and V6TH era to today to see if it has gone down?

>>149564408
UK tabloids are so good

>>149564404
Pretty sure it was only when he started being ass that people began hating on him for seemingly no longer being the tough guy he made himself to be

>>149564421
Even the current engines vary from unit to unit, and even more so from manufacturer from manufacturer so that wouldn't be possible, but you wouldn't even get that far since none of the numbers are actually public.

>>149564284
admire from afar

Just gotnhome from the pub and i only had 9 beers.
I could have had more but i didnt feel like it.
I might have cancer or something.
Races for this feel?

>>149564421
Should be bretty easy tho, no?
Divide horespower by weight and you get horsepower per kilogram of weight.

>>149564560
I'm on my second beer in 10 hours

>>149564614
whoa whoa slow down there

>>149562437
DTSfags aren't ready to witness Amx in an actually dominant car
2023 is going to look like a fucking joke in comparison when the smallest winning margin is 30 seconds

>>149564631
I take my Inebriati membership very seriously

If Amx goes to Merc this general will only take 3 nanoseconds to start pretending they never hated Mercedes at all and that Torger is the best TP ever.

>>149564614
Woah, my brother from another monarch is going all in.

gimi

>>149564762
Miss that little nigga like you wouldnt believe.
Funny because i always hated him when he was at McLel because I was a huge Schumihead.

>>149564751
It's one of these bad boys. F1 drivers that don't drink propa beer are twinkfags.

>>149564802
Piet, you are alright.
Luv me some trappist beer.

>>149564421
>v10, 2005
950/600 = 1.5833
>v8, 2006-2008
800/600 = 1.3333
>v8, 2012-2013
750/640 = 1.1719
>v6t, 2014-2016
800 (900 if mercedes)/700 = 1.1429 (1.2857)
>v6t, 2020-2021
1100/750 = 1.4667
>v6t, 2022-present
1050/800 = 1.3125

I suspect the stewards do an F1 version of this during races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYn6LHdB4g

leglerg :D

giim

george cuckitini

Which team will he go to?

ed starw

Forgot pic

Which team will he go to?

>>149564990
i hope it's ferrari to replace neekeri

>>149564990
Cadillac

>>149564990
he would be an upgrade for mclel

>>149564990
>F1 legend
>Martin Brundle
is achieving 9 podiums considered 'legend' status now?

>>149564990
alpine or if museo wants to quit, aston.

or toto will just say fuck it and demote kimi to a reserve driver and take the prestige of having the best driver combo on the grid.

>>149565049
where's your podiums?

Imagine if they dropped Crofty and Brundle for Jense and Nico. Such an easy to make change would improve the sport so much

I love the silly season!

>FRIDAY, JULY 04 – FP1 AND FP2
Conditions: Sunny start then clouds building up but dry afternoon expected. Gentle west-south-westerly breeze. FP1: 24°C // FP2: 25°C
Maximum temperature expected: 25 Celsius
Minimum temperature expected: 16 Celsius
Chance of rain: <20%
>SATURDAY, JULY 05 – FP3 AND QUALIFYING
Conditions: Cloudy but dry at first before a rainy weather front crossing England from late afternoon. Timing and intensity tbc (2-5mm max). Moderate southwesterly wind with gust up to 55kph. FP3: 19°C // Q: 20°C
Maximum temperature expected: 20 Celsius
Minimum temperature expected: 15 Celsius
Chance of rain: 60%
>SUNDAY, JULY 06 – RACE
Conditions: Behind the front, unsettled with showers sometimes moderate (up to 5mm through the day) driven by a constant westerly wind. Race start: 19°C
Maximum temperature expected: 19 Celsius
Minimum temperature expected: 15 Celsius
Chance of rain: 60%

Apologize.

>>149565049
They probably mean his F1 commentator career.

>>149565115
I really like Jense but the only positive aspect of Nico is how catty he can be and how often he corrects crofty, without crofty I think he'd become grating quite quickly.
Reminds me I need to make a webm of Button saying "Yatta!"

Williams special livery

I will confess, I want AMX to join M*rc because I been looking for a actual reason to support the great satan since the Schumi days because my family managed a mercedes dealership in the past

>>149564990
>>149564990
>which team
Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our sport! To denounce Mercedes, the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! George! Russell! Team Rocket drives off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to race! Woody! That's right!

>>149565316
max is finished, bro

>>149565413
>dis jeet only supports drivers that win
neguinho please

>>149565316
>Managed a stealership
Scum
GTFO

vivien

>>149564643
Why the fuck did you shop his head to be so small?

>>149565413
Only if he stays with redbull.

>>149565501
>are you sure this will help me drive a car?

>britain next
>youtube embedded link of the beatles - I want you (she's so heavy)
>image of bernie collins in profile showing her fat ass and fat gut

>>149565086
well im not an f1 legend so i have none. in other news, f1 legend Vitaly Petrov talks about news.

britain next
>>149565632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpFvd8Lm4k

>>149565174
I agree about Nigo and think he would be best as a third chair, like District of Columbia is on F1TV. So maybe keep Harry Benjamin as the lead, Yenson on color, with Nico chiming in as and when.

>>149565772
corrrr

>>149566133
tummy

UK next

>>149564742
Turns out, I didn't hate Merc.
I hated Lewis.
Once he left, I stopped hating the Merc F1 team.
Idk why max would pick Merc though.
They've been the 3rd fastest team for a while.
And Red Bull might get lucky and get a good engine.
Maybe.

>>149566284
>the 3rd fastest team for a while
So it a upgrade either way

>>149565632
Bernie is Irish

>>149565772
>These are the beautiful english roses you kept hearing so much about

>>149566451
>Born: Maguiresbridge, United Kingdom

>>149566516
>from the wrong county
Gross

>>149566516
>>Born: Maguiresbridge, United Kingdom

My birth was so quick i was born in my grandfather's garage. Am I a car?

>>149566284
>max on the 3rd fastest car
so… 3 wdc confirmed?

>>149566570
>Am I a car?

>>149561456
gimi without the F1 neck looks like one of the dudes of all time

>>149566516
>Northern Ireland
>Not Irish
This is such an extreme view that not even the IRA agree with it lmao.

>>149566451
>>149566502
>>149566516
CVM :D

>>149566977
Anyone got her comment on this matter?

heh these never end

>>149567071
Everything ends at some point.

it's gonna be so sad when you fags start worshiping merc....

>>149567160
Where does George Russell go?!?

>>149567187
Hell (India)

zesty little prime minister

>>149567187
right here

>>149567263
could be kino

>>149567187
Sky sports commentary team

>>149567263
rip museo

>>149567160
it's either merc or the nafri team, m8

>>149566203
This tbqhwy

>>149567160
I don't worship red bull, I worship verstappen. Glory be upon him.
Hell, I've got one but if f1 memorabilia, and it's a 1:43 Ferrari car because I think their pods are the neatest. I don't even have any allegiance to a driver.

>>149567160
Mercedes always were the good guys...

asston shartin not invited

>>149566744
But i look nothing like a car.
I am more of a carrier based aircraft. I can fold my wings and I have a massive cable hook. I also spew toxic gases from my behind and i cant function properly without a computer. And the logistics chain to keep me well maintained is ridiculous.

>>149567583
Real!

>>149567385
>>149567387
>>149567395
>>149567400
>>149567418
Oh god, I’m…. CUUMMing!!!!!!!!

>>149567631
Add>>149567419 and you have this webm

>>149567667
Why the fuck does USA bitch have a bunch of Chinese on her knees? (Japanese) (dirty) (look at these)

>>149560679
There is a fairly sizable portion of the F1 fanbase (normieni**ers) permanently stuck in 2018 politics. They're loud as shit; ignore them.

>>149567454
So you're saying you let hundreds of minimum wage men fondle your parts and get inside you?

>>149560679
Stop associating with South Americans

>>149567667
i coom too much
i know 3 and 4, theyre sisters
cute butt holes

>>149567879
Dire post
(sauce?)

>>149567920
He's referring to ollies cumhole and Paris

>>149567939
slander

>>149567160
Red Bull lost its way months later upon Mateschitz's death, making them virtually the same as any other brand. God bless his soul.

>>149567905
julia and lauren burch

>>149567905
idk what youre talking about

me on the left

>>149567795
Yes. Like i said, my logistics chain is off the hook

>>149568101
El pajero de palermo

did you know that before they were cute, mini dachshunds were bred to hunt rabbits? F1 because leo

who gets dnf’d this week? one of the brits please

>>149568739
digits and it's no rizz on lap 1

>>149568739
bearboy

>>149568739
It'll be Chuck

>>149568739
alonso
dubs confirm

>>149568739
Silverstone 2021 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>149568739
>NARB and NARG will crash into each other.
>NARG will be to blame (rookie mistake)
>NARG will survive but be paralyzed
>NARB dies
>Endless bong seethe for decades ensured
>Nigel Farage will advocate war with Italy
>Britain's brown soldiers refuse to fight their brown brothers
>Lewlew will somehow make it about himself

Repeating integers confirm

>>149568513
@grok is this true?

>>149569089
Yes, Dackel are ruthless killer machines underneath their cute exterior appearance.

>>149569154
>Reduced to sell ice cream to make ends meet
Grim, only fans when?

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

*taps sign*

>>149560632 (OP)
Formula One is centered around Lewis Hamilton. They have races dedicated to Lewis Hamilton. They’ve built entire teams to support Lewis Hamilton. They listen to Lewis Hamilton’s radio calls. They knighted Lewis Hamilton. They dress and act like Lewis Hamilton, with vegan diets and faggoty fashion. They draw their entire modern fandom from Lewis Hamilton. They post fan edits about Lewis Hamilton. They watch Grand Prix in worship of Lewis Hamilton. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing watch parties in honor of Lewis Hamilton winning races. They use Hamilton slang like “Hammer Time” and “Still I Rise.” When you say “Lewis,” they’re not thinking of some random guy; they’re thinking of Hamilton. Their circuits are completely dominated by Lewis Hamilton’s legacy. They idolize his Mercedes team, disproportionately filled with Hamilton fans, and their global F1 fanbase is obsessed with Hamilton. Their men sit around watching Hamilton highlights while their women buy Hamilton merch. They worship Lewis Hamilton like he’s Senna, Schumacher, or Prost, while downplaying drivers who built the sport before Hamilton dominated. Their race broadcasts are filled with Hamilton’s name, and their driver rankings are topped by Hamilton. They cheer for Hamilton at the British Grand Prix and celebrate when Hamilton wins because he’s the true GOAT of F1. They watched Hamilton win to the point where “P1” doesn’t mean pole position but Hamilton’s victory instead. They’ll tell you how much they respect other drivers and how the Hamilton GOAT debate is just banter, but the evidence speaks for itself: Formula One has always been and will be a sport of Hamilton-loving fans.

>>149567597
>>149567631
>>149567667
I’d fuck and CUM :D in all of them.

>>149569743
only 2 mclaren double DNFs and max is back in it
trust the plan

How do you pronounce Mleux?

>>149570059
Ask someone from Quebec.

>>149570141
Disgusting.

>>149570275
xd

>>149569897
Who is Lewis Hamilton? Isn't he that poor lad from Stevenage? Surely he isn't F1 related.

Semen next.

gimi

>>149569897
This but unironically. Now that Red Bull is dead and the field is closer than ever nobody is likely to threaten his records and his 7WDC will cement his legacy. "Seven times world champion" just has a different gravitas to it than anyone below that number.

Now that the dust has settled, did Michael Massi do the right thing in Abu Dhabi 21 by letting Max win over Hamilton?

There is literally nothing wrong with going car racing

>>149570578
Yeah Schumi was really something, you're right.

David Crotch

Martin Grundle

realistically how is ham going to get a least a podium this race

ded to mclel

>>149571021
either haas or sauber will stage an engine failure

>>149565501
very nice

how many of you actually watch the whole race?
i just see the highlights on jewtube to check if rarri won

>>149571280
Only race I didn't watch in full in the last 10 years was the 2023 us gp.

I only watch it on my off days

>>149571280
i dont bother checking if its obviously a mclel 1-2

Benis

>>149571280
I only follow the sport at all because it gives me a reason to shitpost on /sp/ during races

>>149560978
>le zoomers are le bad
Low IQ.

>>149571342
impressive commitment considering how much of a slurper this "sport" has been lately.

LE ZOOMER I AM BOOMER
NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES!

>>149571447
I say last 10 years because I can't be sure before then, it's been a while. Generally watched every race without fail since 2003, and on/off from 1994-2002.

I have lived through things you people can't even imagine.

>>149571488
>Jeetships on fire off the shoulder of BC, I watched semen glitter in the moonlight of Fundy bay. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to retire.

I red bull can figure out how to make a shit car not as shit, and have it ready by next week, max is going to win another championship.
Thankfully it's not like they've spent the last two seasons fucking shit up, and having verstappen win in spite of the car.

>I've managed to sleep through my alarm clock every day for the last 2 weeks
I hate the fact that we need to sleep so much. Races for this feel?

>>149571597
I'm glad to hear that Mr. Bull, but there should be a comma after I, bull, or both.
>>149571613
Are you me? I literally set 2 last night and positioned my phone directly next to my head, no idea how I even managed to sleep through them.

>>149571613
same but the last 6 years

>>149571613
>>149571634
You have sleep apnea.

>>149570059
the m is silent

I miss Sepang

>>149571634
Max WILL win every race from now till Abu Dhabi.
The McLaren cars will fall apart like they're from a 1920s cartoon, and Ferrari.

>>149562502
lotsa indians on this thread

>>149571687
I sincerely doubt it, I don't snore and I'm not fat.
>>149571705
>pic
kek

>>149571554
gud one :))

>>149571687
I don't snore either and I'm also not fat. I'm just unable to fall asleep without 1.5-2 hours of tossing and turning, then wake up 4-5 times each night

>>149571687
And I'm not even sleepy during the daytime, it just takes like 2 hours for me to wake up

>>149571736
I wish you'd have posted right after this >>149570644
We could've had
I
F
U
C
K
:(

>>149563655
checo wouldn't have done any better this year
car's gradually getting worse
the 'junior' who is in the VCARB has the better/easier car now

>>149563145
>implying anything other than the car/team is the problem

looking for diecasts with tremendous airboxes.
everything sucks

>>149566502
hahaah acting as if the brits do anthying but call their woman a slag in front of others

which f1 drivers have done this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neZZfPfAdsk ?

>>149566261
rato saw that

>>149571839
good thing they gave up all that sponsor money for negligibly better results

>>149571971
not saying it was a solid decision in retrospect
they clearly misjudged how they would start a new era of buck breaking their junior drivers; that's worse than the money

>>149564990
Alpine would be kino. Flavio and Osama Bin Russell breaking rules all the time would surely make the FIA angry.

>>149571983
they always knew their car was shit for the #2 guy, thats why I wouldnt say they misjudged shit or well maybe they did in thinking that a rookie like lawson was gonna deliver good results or maybenot giving yuki the rb seat right after they sacked checo, that was the best thing to do no but they still managed to fuck up shit even more, and because of that now they will have to put 3 new guys in their teams for next season

>>149571709
Good morning sir

Britain Next

>>149571933
Jules Bianchi

>>149571993
P R O P A H
R
O
P
A
H

>>149572021
how many slags are getting beat up because the brits cant win this weekend?

>>149572021
>38% if they loose
don't be a whore, simple as

>>149560679
all ok except Marko has already stated that he is in favor of Vettel replacing him

>>149572095
NOT ENOUGH

>>149572064
>toast sarnie
Still haven't tried it, but I think it wouldn't be half bad.
But I'm dutch, so my idea of tasty food isn't any better than the average bong's

>>149572149
all ok except Marko has already stated that there have been no talks whatsoever with Vettel about any of this

death to Vettel BTW

>>149572202
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/vettel-opens-up-about-contact-with-marko-over-potentially-succeeding-him-in.13zsjOxwG4lWx0iFGbh6gH
>"Speaking to ORF TV’s Sport am Sonntag podcast, Vettel explained: “There have been a few headlines recently. I still get along great with Helmut, and we're in contact regarding the topic."
>"[Talks are] not yet that intensive or in-depth, it's perhaps something that could play a role. In what form remains to be seen.”
Either someone is lying or he meant there aren't literal contract negotiations going on.

>>149572231
>>149572202
KWAB

>>149572095
All the fans of brit drivers are girls in their twenties gushing over pretty much fictional basedboys; so it's probably their cuck boyfriends who will get beaten up

>>149572243
>implying they have boyfriends

>>149572256
I have no idea Georgios, but if there's anyone getting beaten up, it would be them

>you will never be beaten up by your fat slag gf because lewis finished outside the points again
life just isn't far

>>149572095
a lot of twinks are going to get the bash from their hefty fujo gfs when norris and russell don't get p1

>>149570820
Martin Fondle
Johnny Pervert
Naomi Sniff

I will be going to what is allegedly the best pizzeria in the country (f1 related because Ferrari is Italian)

doing my weekly check-in for F1 happenings
what's new? what did i miss before i ignore the sport for another week?

morning lads

is bronzepebble midul or norf?

>>149572345
red bull has given up
max rumored to mercedes
nothing ever happens

>>149572353
gm

>>149572365
Quintessential midul

I liked the F1 movie

>>149572375
thank you amerifren

howds da weather frenchie

>>149560652
based

>>149572493
miduls the one for me

>>149572544
fine now, >we survived the first round of heat but bracing for more in july & august
bought myself an AC a few weeks ago which helped immensely

Britain

>>149572670
yellow car sexo

>>149572553
>>149572695
>>149572734
[Lust provoking image]

>>149569154
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

>>149572734
That's somebody's son

Races with this feel /f1/?

>The next race is on the britain island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-GETLYaymw

>>149572820
Silverstein 2021
I hate cuckmann so much it's unreal, none of the Uncharted games were anything more than a 7/10 and the entire 'ludonarrative dissonance' bullshit is just a cop out because you weren't talented enough to write a story that meshed with gameplay

>>149571021
By pulling an uncharacteristic move upon his competitors

>>149572820
His show failed so he's leaving before the next season tanks?

>>149572798
we're all someone's daughter
we're all someone's son

>>149569154
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149572820
stop shoehorning your other autistic interests into this one

>>149572763
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

any tire blowouts in slurperstone?

>>149573366
unlikely

>>149573597
Don't underestimate how shit pirelli can make a tire

>>149573628
I know they're shit but isn't that literally just dry rot?

>>149573628
why is there poop

>>149572734
His BJ video was so fucking shit.

>>149573628
They can't be that bad, I hear Lamborghini uses them.

>>149572734
Would you do this what this lad does if you could make easy money

>>149573731
No

>>149573731
No

>>149573731
No

>>149572820
>Druckmann got laughed out of Hollywood
KWAB

>a big divegrass player dies from a tyre blowout
What are the odds he was using Pirelli tyres? Shit in F1 and even shittier in the road too

>>149573749
>>149573753
>>149573755
Heh... me neither, I was just asking

>>149563546
>>149563699
That's air pollution though not heat

>>149572894
Same but because he killed off the Jak franchise in order to only make "serious games", fuck that jewish faggot

>>149573848
>he killed off the Jak franchise
yeah he can rot in hell for all I care

/v/

>>149573927
Back to English (or 'Merican) classes you go

>>149573773
supercar + pirelli string cheese tire + footballer = tragedy

rolling for Amx, Chuck, NARG podium

>>149573987
No women like this have that accent, they've all got londonese accents

>>149574023
I don't even know what accent he's going for
What do the apostrophes mean? Are they glottal stops?

>>149573908
>>149573927
>>>/reddit/

it's actually a jorj victory this weekend, sorry folks

>>149573054
wild, was actually listening to that song when I read your post

>>149574037
>I don't even know what accent he's going for
Approximate norf I think https://youtu.be/FBgz7BbKC2U?t=6
>Are they glottal stops?
Yes

>>149574120
Fernando Alonso

>>149574120
fernando alonso

England next

>>149574088
Clarkson's doing a Brummie/Midlands accent there
And there most definitely are plenty of brown Brummies

>>149574060
I'm hoping with you, anon
that way AMX can use his exit clause and replace russell next year

>>149574172
I know all about the Islamic STATE of Birmingham but I've never heard any of them on your teevee programs with that accent

>>149574128
>>149574135
Correct.
This was specifically about him rejecting Red Bull just before they went on their Vettel domination era. Lmao

>>149574219
why are they like this? why do bongs let them be like this?

>>149574172
grim

>>149574319
He's done it multiple times since then as well, the man is just a glutton for punishment (or a retard).
>>149574321
Quite literally as a way to justify the "we're a nation of immigrants" line that they stole from Americans in the first place.
Britain was 95% white as late as the mid-90's and of that 5% most of them were probably still Indian.

>>149574321
>Steven Moffat... said that the goal of all BBC programming is that they "kind of got to tell a lie"
He wasn't talking about "the goal of all BBC programming". He was talking specifically about Doctor Who. Either she's wilfully lying or she has very poor reading comprehension
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36442982

>>149574319
well his second run of not going to RBR (where he so explicitly stated when he had offers in an interview) was like what, two years before max won his 1st wdc?
just as bad were it not for the very high likelyhood of him and verstappen in one team destroying each other

gimi?

>>149574514
gimi

>>149574414
That article is from 2016 as well while the tweet and video is from 2021. Given that she says she writes for the telegraph and Sky News Australia I'm guessing she's doing it intentionally.
Either way the point stands, this is objectively government funded misinformation aimed at children.

>>149574528
gimi!

>>149574421
>england
>this brown beauty
>mfw when

>>149574607
Long hair gimi was best gimi

>page 3
>still no fresh baked bread in sight
it's time /f1/

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj6GOuPWKkA

>>149574607
>>149574644
>>149574657
There's an alternate world where gimi never became an F1 driver and was just a frat boy constantly getting wasted in the 9th year of his English degree in 2010.

>>149574676
gimi
>>149574687
>>149574687
>>149574687

von Trips