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Go Rams!
Thread Theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JNM2tV3PA_8&si=iPUOLeQ0rNZh6enX

Rasm!

My Steelers :)

>>149562336

Chiefs rule and u drool

>>149564359 (OP)
Winners win!

My bronkies :)

>le post early thread man
kys youngcuck

• Most wins of all time among all players
• More passing TDs than anyone else
• More passing yards than anyone else
• Most passing completions of all time
• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player

• Most division titles by a single player
• Most consecutive playoff appearances
• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances
• Most consecutive playoff victories

• Most playoff wins of all time among all players
• Most playoff completions of all time
• Most playoff passing yards of all time
• Most playoff passing TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single playoff game
• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time
• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time

• Most Super Bowl appearances
• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise
• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time
• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl

• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards
• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro
• Oldest player to win MVP
• Oldest player to win the AFCCG
• Oldest player to win the NFCCG
• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl
• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP

• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season
• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>tripfag is a fan of the geriatric faggot instead of the high T guy that goes to UFC fights with NFL players
checks out

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-8ZiAJiQo&si=qfml1Jyp98GfFrM6

The weak should fear the strong

>>149564499
we need something fresh and original the last thread didnt have

>>149564499
More like the Raiders suck lol

>>149564480
jenny…

>>149564508
Dakota Blue Richards

>>149564511
My team sucks, and that's okay...

>Burrow has a losing record against his division.
Meanwhile Mahomes has more Super Bowl appearances than losses against his division.
>B-but the AFCW is weak
3 AFCW teams made the playoffs and they had the best record in the AFC.

Reminder, Rams are Japans team

DANCING IN
THE MOONLIGHT
EVERYBODYS
FEELING
WARM AND
BRIGHT
ITS
SUCH A
FINE AND
NATURAL SIGHT
EVERYBODYS
DANCING
IN THE
MOONLIGHT

>>149564528
>no meat on her bones
of course you kiwis third worlders would be into that

>>149564535
That photo was taken after Burrow bootyblasted the mahomie

>>149564454
>All lame longevity stats he gained from being the last man standing.
Mahomes is accomplishing more in a shorter period of time.

>>149564532
No it's not. Chimp Kelly needs to cook up some offence kino this season and get them to at least 9 wins

>>149564603
>Chip Kelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvWseXDsK_Q

ya'll really gonna be shocked when Rice, Worthy, Royals is carving up the field

Rasm finna gonna win da owl

>>149564556
Great song

>>149564630
Those children are no older than 16. Why do you have this pedo shit saved my friend

>>149564637
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W31QsA8NA&si=lrbTeBc2jrKX7cJe

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZsYe5Uwg0&si=wbxtLPxKv5Z5IRNu

>>149564653
pedophiles have been in the highest office of the US for the last 40 years and you ask why the culture reflects that?

>>149564660
I'm already jamming out Pearl Jam otherwise I'd give it a listen

>>149564653
>being this much of a fag
These bitches have of pages dumb idiot

>>149564674
its just SOAD sloppa
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6lnoM25D-js&si=eiGKCGbPRv3T0XIB

it's Pink Floyd for me

>>149564593
>getting beat by the man whose legacy you're trying to chase
>twice
>getting blown out in the super bowl
>twice
>accomplishing more

>>149564684
As an aside

>>149564703
>>149564674
God bless at least someone has fucking taste today.

>>149564698
Dark Side of the Moon is one of the greatest albums of all time. The Great Gig in the Sky blew my mind the first time I heard it

>>149564719
Gay

>>149564724
I wouldn't fuck you with a hobos dick you mutt goblin

>>149564703
Based Dadrocker

>>149564733
You would, you incel.

I bet none of you have playlists with any followers you plebs

>>149564626
>Worthy
Will have a sophomoric slump since he won't have as many targets now that Rice is back.
>Royals
Who the fuck is that guy?
>Hollywood
Hasn't completed a full season since 2021 and only seems to get more injury prone with time. Not worth the paper his prove it contract was written on.
>Kelce
He's old enough to be your father. Chiefs offense is fucked now that he's washed. Maybe him losing 25lbs will make a difference.
>Skyy Moore
This ass clown is still on the roster. LOL.
>Rice
He is only good for 1k yards and would be a WR2 on most teams. He will be the only reliable target but the league will suspend him for 4 games during the playoffs. Chiefs will experience their first divisional round exit against the Bengals due to his absence.

>>149564703
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no

>>149564745
zoomer cunts love dadrock
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NhF1Z40Ua20&si=XRZ0mzviB3YgiGhQ

>>149564359 (OP)
>Gov. approves funds for new Browns stadium

Absolutely insane that Ohio tax payers will be on the hook for _$600 million_ because Haslam bribed the governor…

>>149564653
You must be new here. That's just how the Raiders fans are. They like em young.

>>149564750
Trust me when I say Rice will have over 1.4k yards this season
Royals is their draft pick and I am drinking the koolaid on this guy specifically
Worthy will be able to get open more now that he isn't double teamed every fucking play

>>149564508
Some kick ass fucking kino maybe?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LY1b2CzlELs&list=PL4t-k4YMDXtJmxSzDTXWmMszck7BbS3RQ

>>149564703
Nice one Led Zep is elite. IV and Physical Graffiti are probably my favourite albums. Rush is cool too one of my exes introduced me to them years back. I should listen to more of their stuff

>paying to listen to music
Could not be me

>>149564805
Spicetify makes everything better, hija.

>>149564782
Rush is eternally based, very surprising a woman introduced you to them as they’re traditionally a man’s band
houses of the holy by zeppelin is my fav album of all time, you gotta give it a shot at some point
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=60iwmyhV8pQ&si=c_JrPBScKs1BYmDU
makes me think of Jenny, and I can play it on guitar

>chiefs fans are still rating john ross 2.0
lmfao

>>149564537
>Nigeria
>Browns

lol

>>149564812
>Spotify
Isn't that a girl's website?

>>149564805
Terribly convienent for sharing with others desu. Otherwise ypu would ha e to worry about file sharing and whatnot. This way I can send 4h of music with a link.

>>149564777
Kelce was carrying the offense after Tyreek left. Now that he's washed the Chiefs dynasty is in trouble. They need to find a long term replacement for him.
I think Rice's ceiling is a really great WR, but I can't see him playing at a hall of fame level like prime Kelce and Tyreek. Only time will tell.

>>149564777
Withthat said
4th round
2014:
Martavis Bryant - Pittsburgh Steelers - pick 118
Kevin Norwood - Seattle Seahawks - pick 123
Ryan Grant - Washington Commanders - pick 142
Devin Street - Dallas Cowboys - pick 146

2015:
Vince Mayle - Cleveland Browns - pick 123
DeAndre Smelter - San Francisco 49ers - pick 132
Rashad Greene - Jacksonville Jaguars - pick 139
Stefon Diggs - Minnesota Vikings - pick 146

2016:
Demarcus Robinson - Kansas City Chiefs - pick 126
Tajae Sharpe - Tennessee Titans - pick 140

2017:
Mack Hollins - Philadelphia Eagles - pick 118
Josh Malone - Cincinnati Bengals - pick 128
Ryan Switzer - Dallas Cowboys - pick 133
Jehu Chesson - Kansas City Chiefs - pick 139
Chad Hanson - New York Jets - pick 141

2018:
Jaleel Scott - Baltimore Ravens - pick 132
J'Mon Moore - Green Bay Packers - pick 133
Justin Watson - Tampa Bay Buccaneers - pick 144

2019:
Gary Jennings Jr. - Seattle Seahawks - pick 120
Riley Ridley - Chicago Bears - pick 126

2020:
Gabriel Davis - Buffalo Bills - pick 128
Antonio Gandy-Golden - Washington Commanders - pick 142

2021:
Jaelon Darden - Tampa Bay Buccaneers - pick 129
Tylan Wallace - Baltimore Ravens - pick 131

2022:
Erik Ezukanma - Miami Dolphins - pick 125
Romeo Doubs - Green Bay Packers - pick 132
Calvin Austin - Pittsburgh Steelers - pick 138
Khalil Shakir - Buffalo Bills - pick 148

2023:
Derius Davis - Los Angeles Chargers - pick 125
Charlie Jones - Cincinnati Bengals - pick 131
Tyler Scott - Chicago Bears - pick 133


Misses (61.3%):

Kevin Norwood
Devin Street
Vince Mayle
DeAndre Smelter
Rashad Greene
Tajae Sharpe
Josh Malone
Ryan Switzer
Jehu Chesson
Chad Hanson
Jaleel Scott
J'Mon Moore
Gary Jennings Jr.
Riley Ridley
Antonio Gandy-Golden
Jaelon Darden
Tylan Wallace
Erik Ezukanma
Tyler Scott

NFL Contributors (25.8%):

Martavis Bryant
Ryan Grant
Demarcus Robinson
Mack Hollins
Justin Watson
Calvin Austin
Derius Davis
Charlie Jones

NFL Starters (12.9%):

Stefon Diggs
Gabriel Davis
Romeo Doubs
Khalil Shakir

>>149564814
>makes me think of jenny
the absolute state of autism

>>149564827
Of course you would know temu baby

>>149564827
I do both. I guess I am very gender positive and don't hold to binary social constructs when listening to music. GUMMY TIME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egxg01Gd9Ws

I'm fat, gay and retarded. I have zero knowledge of football, nor do I care to learn, and I'm an abject failure at life. What team should I root for?

>>149564861
Browns.

>>149564861
>fat gay and retarded
Niners are perfect for you

>>149564814
She was a big muso had great taste went to a ton of concerts Fleetwood Mac, GNR etc. probably why she was my longest relationship. Yea I've been on an indie +Hip Hop binge lately but I love old school rock. I might jam out houses of the holy later

>>149564861
Team Lion!
Go Lion!

>>149564872
kek

>>149564630
God damn

>>149564879
WIONS!!!

>>149564877
God bless you
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n4hNGivbr_8&si=nIUE77bgis18Kksi

Why are all raiders fans into anime and cartoon children?

>>149564872
9ers sisters... please tell me this is staged.......

>>149564929
>Why are all raiders fans into anime and cartoon children?
Have you seen how those weirdos dress?

>>149564929
Mexicans are notorious pedos anon, its an open secret. What do you think the quincinera is for? The kid? Lol

>>149564929
Raiders fans are the OGs

chiefs lost lol

>>149564944
Do you think they were upset when the Chiefs lost?

>>149564944

>>149564957
This isn't helping the prevailing theory that you're a thicc Latina who roxx Raiders gear at the Saturday cookout.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dWrhjGq5ppo&si=mWFGa8ew3q01HFPA

PLEASE DONT BULLY MY WIFE TEMUJIN

>>149564991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vo-o4cDnQA

>>149564991
God Bless

>>149564991
WHAT THE FUCK
DOES SHE MEAN

smells like dinty moore beef stew in here

Kyren gets his redemption
Adams cements his legacy
Puka will ascend to his place as best WR in the league
Stafford rides off into the sunset a HOF
McVay gets one ring closer to his Grandfather
And Rasm gonna win da owl !

large breasts

>>149564537
>No fans in LA so they had to find them in different continents
Sad

>>149564719
You know ball.
I love Live in Pompeii

>>149564991
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=g-ap9WtEzgNbHb1T

>>149565108
>rams now have a global audience that will push them to the most valuable franchise in the world
Happy

>>149565170
I mostly see Seahawks fans there btw

>>149564872
If they didn't want you deepthroating it why would they put it on a stick and make a food dildo out of it?

>>149565188
Based blind retard

>>149565082
Why are men allowed to expose their nipples but not women? Did patriots fans make these laws

>>149565220

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=h0cptD1mGNTd5RD6

>>149565252
The money goes to Rams team operations btw

>>149565252
The LA teams don't have real fans. They are all fair weathers. You will never see arrowhead stadium being invaded like that.

>>149565301
>Home games getting taken over by other teams seen as a flex
What kind of cuckoldry is this?

>>149565329
Thats because flyovers have nothing to do. Football is their only entertainment.

>>149564944
>quincinera
What is that?

>>149565345
>hurr durr muh fans
The money doesnt get rewarded to your team just cause you showed up you dumbass. Thanks for playing

>>149564869
im 3.5/5 and the biggest browns fan here so you're on to something

>>149564671
There's blackmail on them too which is why they do unpopular shit

>>149565350

Mexican Sweet 15

I work at Rams team operations

>>149565375
Not that anon but you sound like a cuck

What team does she support?

>>149565350
it's when they start multiplying

>>149565375
Idk what's the point you're trying to make.
I said that LA has no fans and find it funny the one or two fans on here are always spamming about "growing the fanbase"
I just pointed out that all their home games get invaded by other fans and then they cope "hurr durr they're paying us" lol what?

>>149565348
no one moves there from the outside so theres no one to pay out the nose to watch a team from the shithole they escaped from. flyovers only get thirdies for new residents the feds put there

>>149565412
Those sweet celebrations are creepy in ever culture. It's a celebration of your daughter being old enough to get bred

>>149565487
Nigger you dont actually care nor believe what your saying you just want to make jokes. Giving a single fuck about what other people do with their money is bitch behavior. Caring about "fans" is as arbitrary as it gets.

>>149565521
Fun fact there's a lottttt of molestation in Hispanic communities

>>149564836
What does any of this even mean?

>>149565537
>Giving a single fuck about what other people do with their money is bitch behavior.

You brought it up. >>149565301

>>149565375
a third of it is shared with the league anyway on top of it. nfl teams don't really care about the top half of a stadium being filled outside of looking pretty for the camera shots an optics now financially

>>149565554
???? Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit

>>149564359 (OP)
>Bird Gauntlet
the Rams go 0-7 against them

>>149565553
>molestation
You can rape the willing. Latinas are more promiscuous and want to be bred. They fuck like rabbits with the first boy that shows interest in them. Source: my youth

>>149565554
I'm guessing anon was trying to give historical context to how frequently 4th+5th round WRs actually end up being solid NFL players. It's obviously just showing 2014-2023 but the hit rate is surprisingly low I thought there would be more

>>149565598
Your bitching about "takeovers" like that means anything, im just giving you proper context. That money your spending is going to the team your making fun of.

>>149565537
Why is it always Rams fans going "we have fans. Look!" Literally no other fanbase does this.

>>149565628
after third round tight ends everything turns into a glorified lottery slip

>>149565638
And I'm saying that's some cuck cope behavior. Idk why you're so triggered by it.

>>149565645
Because no other fanbase gets hounded like we do, since its the only negative about our franchise. Notice you cant actually talk about the team or our trajectory.

>>149565682
>other fanbase gets hounded like we do
Nobody cares about the Rams. I forget they won a championship. I just find it funny that it's always one anon maybe two max who always spam the general.
I bring up the fact that they have no fans and oh boy!

>>149565669
It depends on the draft class. 2024 I actually think there was a lot of good playersn being taken into the mid 5th round the 150 mark. 2025 class some of the guys taken in the 6th round like Jimmy Horn, Ollie Gordon and Riley Leonard I was way high on. Id say as a general rule you're right about round 4 onwards being a lottery just not every year

>I bring up the fact that they have no fans and oh boy!
Your having a conversation now? Lol

>>149565682
Nobody says they don't have fans. They just don't have real fans. LA teams are a bunch of fair weathers

>panthers were 1 play away from beating both teams that played in the super bowl while having the worst defense ever and a bunch of rookies and thielen at receiver
Panthers surprise owl appearance soon, book it.

>>149565554
nerd shit, ignore it

Good food tastes better with a dollop of Daisy

>>149565682
>Notice you cant actually talk about the team or our trajectory.
That's what I'm saying, you'd expect them to have lots of fans. Great ownership, GM and I think they have a top 3 HC at least and they recently won a Superbowl. You'd think they'd at least have more bandwagoners like the Lakers and Dodgers get but no. Rams are one of those teams that I always forget exist just like the Titans

>>149565735
bills fans can't sell off their season tickets piecemeal to pay off their house for the year because no one ever visits buffalo. that "hardcore" fanbase would bend the second they could too, all ameritubs care about is money

>>149565487
>have roof
>still gets rain delays
never change LA, I want you to fall in the ocean like this

>>149565771
>they are fair weather fans because they cant overpay for a football game

>>149565799
I put it on my beef stew and it's ruined now!

>>149565762
sure and it might not even be true now i just meant in an almost useless overgeneralized sense historically third rd is the last rd you can rely on and only at non-cornerstone positions

>>149565793
Let's not get ahead of ourselves they have to have a winning season first and Bryce needs a full good season not just half of one. I'm hype to see how Nic Scourton plays I really thought he was way better than his numbers on tape. Great against both the run and pass. Huge bag on rush moves and spoke well in the interviews I watched. Could see him being a 10+ sack guy very early in his career

Rams didn't have home grown players. Their transplanted QB is as natural as their fair weather fans.

Stafford's wife talked about how she fucked his backup QB to make him jealous in college. Stafford would pull up to his dorm and see his ex walking out of his team mate's dorm room half naked. Probably put his ear next to the door and listened to her ass getting PLAP'd. Enjoy your washed cuck QB.

>>149565850
No, panthers had a losing season before both owl appearances. This is the year.

>>149565874
fake ass ugly ass veneers

Flyovers have it so easy. They get cheap seats to their teams games cause nobody wants to go to bumfuckistan and see tumbleweeds blow. Meanwhile LA is a worldwide destination that everyone wants to go to and visit so oligarchs take note and jack up prices, now im getting called a cuck on 4chan cause they dont see a blue jersey in some overpriced stadium

>>149565934
Then why are more people and businesses leaving California than entering? Checkmate worst coast

>>149565899
Bryce Young ain't Cam and he doesn't have Mushin Muhammad and Steve Smith catching balls for him like Delhomme did

>>149565934
This being argued on the day Ohio which has turned into the second big reliably red state raids unclaimed funds to build a dome for their loser team

>>149565521
But that’s what they’re for?

>>149565960
they aren't lol California's population went up two years in a row

>>149565964
Nobody is like Cam, but also nobody is like Bryce. He was a top 10 qb to end the season with a young improving core of weapons and a good oline. He will only be better this year.

>>149565816
When did that happen?

>>149566009
Because they’re letting in every illegal alien they can find, not to mention red states shipping off their methheads and other bums to California.

>>149566069
so do people want to go to california or not

I like making fun of LA but I'd would so much rather live there than the majority of the country.

>>149566061
handwaving the clear #32 defense away like it doesn't exist

>>149566061
Top 10 is a stretch. He played very well and Xavier Legette did fuck him over in multiple spots not just at the end of the Eagles game. That said he is far from a sure bet to improve. Growth isn't always linear and their O line while good could be better at Center and RT

>>149566127
You and everyone else ITT

>>149565976
And when regular cleveland fans cant go to their new billion dollar stadium because tickets are 200 for nosebleeds and Browns games look like Chargers or Raiders games will you say they have no fans then? Will you call them fair weather?

Mahomes is fighting Burrow on NFLN

>>149566143
It isn't a stretch, its factually correct after his return. You can blame the rest of the qbs being shit if you'd like or blatantly ignore pff as they have him as the 5th highest rated qb after week 9(technically leaving out his return against the broncos, but he would still be top 10).

>>149566127
I'll buy you a tent to live on Skid Row

>>149566213
No one visits or moves to Cleveland from the outside so it won't happen. The confusion on why the boreball team decided on Guardians showed that very clearly

>>149566305
>blatantly ignore pff

I've been doing this for years lmfao PFF is dogshit they don't know anything. My own personal eye test saw Young play very well in the 2nd half of the year but not top 10. You don't have to accept that it's not my problem. Goff, Allen, Lamar, Burrow, Mahomes, Hurts, Baker, Love, Nix and Daniels were all better specifically week 9 onwards. Those are just the easy ones

>>149566305
Dynamics change drastically once a defense doesn't turn every game into an up and down affair from being so shit. Panthers defense was 30th and below in almost every category that means anything
>Points
>Turnovers forced
>Sacks
>Yards
>Redzone
Easy to jack up numbers when you get 3 extra possessions a game and defense are actually tired from how useless the other defense is and not really playing right because they know the offense is putting up 35 anyway

Fragile speedy manlets didn't work in 2023 or 2024, but THIS time it will work!

>>149566317
>Nooo look skidrow that's all of LA
Why does California cause so much seethe?

>>149566500
I'd ragdoll that 169lbs twink.

>>149566353
>No one visits or moves to Cleveland from the outside so it won't happen
Yeah what you'll get is an empty stadium instead. The cost of renovation will be passed down to the consumer in some way shape or form, with a state that has a median household income of 50k I just dont see it not affecting the fanbase.

>>149566500
>watching practice

What would Rodgers legacy be if he wins the superbowl this year? He eclipses Peyton for sure, I imagine.

>>149566572
Kobe always talked about going hard in practice. Guess who is the one who won multiple championships and who won nothing?

>>149566580
He would undermine Brady's legacy if he wins a ring in his 40s after an achilles injury.

>>149566392
they did get rico dowdle whos a stud carolina may surprise people the run game is elite now

>hey chat how ass are the seahawks going to be this year?

>>149566551
wasn't disagreeing i just worded op to you poorly. stadiums in those places are emptier than you think already the tv jews do a remarkable job of covering it up

>>149566580
Rodgers would have better stats but Peyton has more MVPs and First-Teams (7 to 3). We fans don't care about First-Teams but the players are obsessed with them.

>>149566627
Yea getting Dowdle and drafting another Etienne in the 4th round shows how committed they are to keeping the ball churning on the ground. Hilarious how bad they fucked up with the Jonathan Brooks pick though. Even discounting his injury I thought his tape was mid as fuck. They even traded up for him gave the Colts or whoever it was two 5th round picks just to go up 15 spots or whatever it was to grab him kek

>>149566672
Sorry to tell you this, we only have homosexual post in the offseason. Might as well post more now that you're getting your 3day bro.
>seahawks
No QB. No coach. No culture.
You're going to win the draft lottery.

>>149566627
Im a panther fan but fucking lol. Dowdle doesn't make the run game elite.

>>149566604
Did he watch it though

>>149566730
Nah imma just call you a massive faggot for being a bitch and enjoy my summer. Go Rasm

>>149566726
Brooks was a high risk high reward pick and the panthers got lucky Hubbard turned out to be legit as the featured back.

rams finna boutta lose da owl

Test

>>149566782
did it work

>>149566773
I don't endorse /nfl/'s homosexuality during the offseason. I wish more would post webms like that but instead they post bussy.

>>149566799
No

>>149566774
Yea well it looks like they're essentially expecting nothing from him with the contract they gave Hubbard+signing Dowdle and drafting Etienne. No RB had even gone off the board it was an unnecessary pick let alone trading up to take him. They should've used those 3 picks to help flesh out the secondary

>>149566773
On pride month?
Get out!

>>149565934
Coastie fans are the most fairweather in the league. Trying to find a chargers, jets, or giants fan at a home game is like playing where's Waldo

>>149566812
You should never endorse homosexuality. It is a spiritual sin and a biological dead end. There is nothing good from pursuing the flesh in such a degenerate manner.

>>149566861
Your propaganda pity month is over now back in the closet

>>149566866
Because we have other options. Beach, concerts, chilling at the Bodega
Flyovers literally have nothing else do to.

>>149566780
>>149566896
What's the Ram's excuse for losing in the last season. Seems like they had everyone healthy.
>>149566867
I wonder what couples did before birth control and condoms were invented, did they just sodomize their gf to avoid pregnancy

>>149566912
>because we have [insecure cope]

Note how coastie teams tend to be the ones constantly moving to other cities and states because of their tiny fairweather fanbases

>>149566736
hes really good cowboys are dumb af for letting him go

>>149566672
I thought this was AI at first hot damn

>>149566912
>live by an ocean
>It's never warm enough to do anything but look at
at least nebraska yokels have boats they use

>>149566912
>chilling at the Bodega
What the fuck is a bodega?
Why did you capitalize it?

>>149566912
>chilling at the Bodega

kek what an Anthony Bourdain tier bitch

>>149564836
This just tells us that drafting late is just a gamble and says nothing about receivers. There's a reason they were picked late.

>>149566672
bradyknee is a snitch. If this was the hunter-gather times the tribe would take him out back and flog him to death. We'd do the same to Temujin but we'd have him cosplay as a latina anime girl before sodomizing him to death

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Goodell sent, or whether Goodell tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there hope in Baltimore?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the closing window,
This team shall clasp a CCG win with whom the angels name Lamar—
Clasp a rare and radiant Owl appearance with whom the angels name Lamar.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the thread and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no (You)'s as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my cope unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy replies from out my posts, and take thy threads from off my board!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, never winning, still is choking, still is choking
On the pallid bust of Jackson just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!

Yes you're very clever. Alone is the best Edgar Allen Poe poem anyway not The Raven. You should try and make a shitpost out of that

not reading all that

>>149567075
>Temujin
>him

>>149565448
Looks like a Viking wench to me

>>149567127
This is toxic behaviour. The anon went to great lengths typing all that out you need to read every word or he'll have a melty

>>149567119
They aren't called the Baltimore Alones

>>149567119
From chuck’s hour I have not been
As others were—I have not seen
As others saw—I could not seed
My passions from a common feed

>>149567170
Not my problem

>>149567155
>This is toxic behavior*
That's my intention, so I guess I'm doing a good job.

>>149566962
>Fishing
>Surfing
>Bird watching (looking at the girls tanning on the beach with binoculars)

I'd take that over Nebraska's awful summers and winters. My old co worker lived there and always told me how miserable it was. Now she's forced to move back when she retires because it's the only place she can afford to buy a house

>>149564805
>>149564812
>>149564827
for me it's Musi

>>149567106
>Leave no (You)'s as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
>Leave my cope unbroken!

>>149567199
sure but this is where florida chads wreck you unless you actually surf

>>149567179
From Sneed's proprietor I have not drove as Germans were-i have not manicured as others saw-i could not adore the Gucci loafers from a common store

>>149567106
pisstree did it better desu

>>149564630
Those are clearly underaged

>>149567304
Under what age?

>149567155
>149567183
If anons ignore my post then I will ignore theirs. No more (You)s from me

>>149567304
Thanks for letting me know

>>149567304
Stop, you're making Temujin's dick hard.

>>149567181
From rebuild's hour I have not been
As other teams—I have not seen
As other teams—I could not bring
Lamar Jackson win the CCG
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow—I could not awaken
My team to win at the same tone
And all I choked—I choked alone
Then—on my TV—in the dawn
Of a most unclutch team—was drawn
From ev’ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still
From the run game, or the pass
From the lead which does not last
From the defense that gets smoked
In its winter tint of choke
From the QB in the rough
As the passes get picked off
From the fumbles, and the sacks
And the team starts to crack
(As the choking turns the face blue)
And a ring just out of view

>>149567367
>From the run game, or the pass
>From the lead which does not last

Legitimately make me kek easy 9/10

>>149567270

The league might have fucked around and given the Chiefs the best left tackle of the decade.

>>149567534
Have you actually watched his tape or are you just going off what Nick Wright and other Chiefs jock sniffers are telling you?

Simmons was projected to be a top 5 pick before the injury.

It's not a question of if he's good, it's a question of will he continue to be good after that injury.

>>149564395
>>149564528
>>149564630
>>149564940
>>149564976
>>149566773
Built for hung BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

>>149567595
So you're saying you haven't actually watched his tape right? I have. Very athletic, moves well and great in the run game. Solid anchor but stunts give him problems and he does make mental mistakes in pass pro (see vs Oregon). Even without the injury I wouldn't have taken him over Josh Connerly

>>149567560
>>149567659
Jason Kelce: "Josh Simmons is the next Trent Williams"
https://youtu.be/ZdRxzxNuEWM?t=1763

>>149567676
Andy Reid called Clyde Edwards Helaire the next Brian Westbrook. It doesn't mean shit what anyone with an association to the team says because they're gonna gas them up regardless

>>149567633
>bronco fan enjoying a webm of children twerking
why are they like this

I literally cannot stop thinking of big floppy ladyboy cock.

>every offseason I read propaganda about my team's picks and eat it up like a fly on shit
>the players never live up to the hype
>rinse and repeat for the next season
Anyone else suffer from this mental illness?

>>149564457

>>149568044
Go Broncos btw

>>149568160
Your son comes home with a trophy which he won by winning a coin flip. Do you:
a) Slap your son on his lips and say we don't accept participation trophies here. Throw that shit out.
b) Lie to him and pretend as if he accomplished something. Wow son you really earned that!

lil bro's trying to force mahomes into the brady conversation when he hasn't even surpassed Joe Cool

>>149568280
Mahomes is 29 and has a decade left yet already has more playoff wins and pass TDs than Montana. Already tied him in league MVPs and Super Bowl MVPs.

>>149568315
Yet he's still behind him in the stat that matters most. Until he surpasses Montana you can't even entertain talking about Brady.

>>149567560
You nailed it

>>149567676
LOL

>>149568280
Why would you not filter out Montana's garbage time stats too?

>>149568372
>Joe Montana
>garbage time in super bowls
?

>>149568330
He also has the best per capita stats best win rate in the Superbowl era. Wilt Chamberlain and Dan Marino's stats alone carried them in GOAT debates.
>Marino 0 rings (RANK #25)
>Bradshaw 4 rings (RANK #50)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Top_100:_NFL%27s_Greatest_Players

>>149568372
Montana didn't throw a TD in the 4th quarter of either the Broncos or Dolphins Superbowl so he didn't pad his stats in either blowout Superbowl. The two over the Bengals weren't blowouts so it doesn't apply

>Dan Marino
>GOAT debates
He's the 8th quarterback on that list from 15 years ago. He's not in any GOAT debates. He's the best quarterback to never win a ring and that's it.

>>149568280
>>149568372
>>149568399
>>149568554
We don't know how Brady and Montana would have done in their 5th super bowl at this age since they were too busy being blown out in the divisional rounds against journeymen.

I love it how they keep cherry picking super bowl stats and forget that Mahomes post season stats are the best of all time. He threw more pass TDs and went to more super bowls than Brady and Montana combined in their 20s. They aren't on his level. None of us can name a single thing they have over him at this age.
>Blown out in super bowls
Cool, they got blown on in the regular season and missed the playoffs lol.

>>149568083
replace newspaper with football analyst and most of all draft experts and this applies even better. football is poorly understood and the jump from college to pro translates rather poorly

>>149568610
Same fools who worship Jordan's 6-0 record in the Finals, conveniently forgetting all those times he got bootyblasted by the Pistons.

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

They say greatness attracts greatness, and on November 27th, 2016, Derek Carr and the 8-2 Oakland Raiders attracted none other than the Excellence of Execution, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret Hart, to Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum for their game against the 4-6 Carolina Panthers.
Hart, a big fan of Carr, witnessed as the young, supple QB and his team fell behind late in the game, 25-24. And worse, Carr had injured his pinky finger. But just like the Hitman had done so many times during his pro wrestling career, Carr and the Raiders dug deep, flipped the switch late and went on the offensive, only instead of suplexes and sharpshooters, it was a TD pass followed by a Sebastian Janikowski FG, and a 35-32 Oakland Raiders win.
After the game, Bret Hart gifted Derek Carr a pair of his trademark shades. A testament to the old saying that "Real recognize real."

that's cool but again, 4 > 3. If Mahomes ever reaches 4 then we can talk but until then...

How is there a dedicated Derek Carr fanboi on /nfl/. He is ringless.

>>149568554
>>149568802
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Top_100:_NFL%27s_Greatest_Players
But you never explained why Marino with 0 rings was ranked above Bradshaw with 4 rings. It's almost as if individual stats is also a factor in GOAT debates and it's not just about counting rings hence the reason people rank Peyton and Rodgers above Bradshaw who has more rings than both combined.

Why are Mahomes fags so obsessed with comparisons to historical figures anyway? Do you compare what you've accomplished in life with what people 20+ years older than you have? It's absurd to me. Enjoy watching Mahomes and stop worrying about historical context until he's done playing

>>149568864
Marino's goat claim is built on eye test.

It's you guys who keep bringing up Brady and Montana since you are ashamed of your current QBs and won't put him in the same sentence with Mahomes.

>>149568929
the 9th post in this thread is you directly comparing mahomes to brady.

>>149568864
Mahomes is a good QB but he's a flopping ref baby

>>149568802
>that's cool but again, 4 > 3.
By your logic Troy Aikman is better than Peyton Manning since he has more rings.

This picrel is funny, Mahomes already eclipsed Troy's career, makes sense why he's always seething at him during broadcast.
>>149568945
That's carried over from the previous thread. It's always the Brady fanboys that start it. I just finish it.

>>149568894
Please understand, it's the insecure Mahomes Schizo.

>>149568929
I think you have some serious autism. Shitposting is just shitposting. The Chiefs got ass raped in the Superbowl so they're gonna get dunked on everyday until September. You're the one who takes banter too seriously and feels the need to defend him like his honour depends on it lmfao. You don't have to reply to every single post mentioning Mahomes. Just talk about other players or teams

I still love that this guy's skin is so thin that he reads everyone saying his favorite quarterback is the 3rd best QB in NFL history and he perceives that as an insult.

>>149569010
You never finish it. You regurgitate the same shit every thread, and every time someone BTFOs you you move goalposts or change the subject completely.

>>149569053
What the heck? Am I seeing... is that what I think it is on her foot??? This image can't be real........... please no

>>149569019
>>149569063
I don't argue Mahomes is a GOAT. I don't even claim he's better than Brady or Montana.

All I argue is he's objectively better at this age and more accomplished. It is you guys who derail into GOAT debates which is a lame longevity accomplishment that nobody but NFL nerds care about.

If Jalen Hurts won another ring where does that put him in the all time ranking?
Does he move past Rodgers who only had 1 ring? Or do we acknowledge he's a roster baby and anyone could have won on that team.

>>149569092
its true, mahomes sister...our qb is a cuck
im afraid the stats dont lie
mahomes is the GOAT at his age and the most accomplished at cuckoldry

>>149569053
>>149569092
>>149569142
When the tattoo is black it means eternal love.

>>149569142
What the fuck...I didnt wanna believe it, but then I just found this article talking about how his wife sleeps around and throws it in his face. Looks like a former Jaguars QB was involved at some point.

>>149569016
You can show him all the evidence in the world and you still wouldn't convince him.
You see it in religion, cults, /biz/ poster who thinks his shit coin that he got scammed on will go up again.
They are very defensive

>>149569176
>Black
>Eternal love
Checks out

>>149569176
the black actually means the color of..well, you know

Brady will NEVER have the following:

• Won league MVP and Super Bowl MVP in the same season

• Only player to never miss a championship round in their 20s

• Only player to win 3 Super Bowl MVPs in his 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in 20s, every pass he makes is setting a new record

• Only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs or 5 Super Bowls in their 20s

• Only player to throw for 50 TDs and 5k yards in their first season as a starter

>>149569441

>>149569455
Eagles booty blasted Brady in the Super Bowl as well. He lost to a career backup QB too!

>>149569441
What does one call this level of mindbroken. You're not convincing anyone.

All those stats are meaningless now that he's been found out as a holding o line ref baby

LOL

>>149569441
>>149569541
Genuine question. Do either of you expect to "win" this argument?

>>149569541
>Chiefs are only winning because of the refs.
>Chiefs only lost because the refs didn't help them.
You can't have it both ways. Find a narrative and stick to it.

>>149569574
I've already won. But it's fun reading the cope from the Mahomes Schizo

question this bussy
expect this bussy
"win" this bussy

LOL!

>>149569574
>>149569641
>Genuine question. Do either of you expect to "win" this argument?
It's not an argument. I'm simply saying Mahomes is the best we've ever seen thus far. This is not debatable seeing how he's #1 in every metric.

The other anon is a Patriots fan who is upset that Mahomes is a threat to Brady's legacy. I'm not even saying he's better than Brady though.

>>149569729
Wtf didn't everyone say he was a Lions fan?

>I'm simply saying Mahomes is the best we've ever seen thus far. This is not debatable

What goes through your mind nigger? Did you actually watch Brady play in 2001? Did you watch Manning? Joe Montana in the 80s? Bart Starr? Jim Otto? Otto Graham? The "best we've ever seen" is vastly different based on how old you are and who you actually watched

>>149569750
Here is /nfl/'s regulars:
•Me and another Chiefs fan.
•The bussy posting anon who got ousted as a Patriots fan. He's literal homosexual but we accept him for who he is. Bradynee is also a Patriots fan. Both of them never talk about their team and leech off former glory.
•Then we have the two Raiders fans. Temujin and the Jenny cartoon poster.
•The AI slop anon who is secretly this >>149564426 Steelers fan.
•A kiwi who is team less. Non-americans aren't real fans.
•Lastly the webm schizo who is secretly a Steelers fan pretending to be a Patriots fan pretending to be a butt hurt Broncos fan to throw off his trail but I'm on to him.

>Mahomes is the best we've ever by age 28*
That was a typo.

>>149569913
*are

>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66

>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423

>Sean Payton: "He's the best"
https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046

>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50

>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132

>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"
https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0

>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40

>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6

>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"
https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26

>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"
https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12

>>149569868
It was a typo. I meant to say he's the best and most accomplished we've we've seen at this age. Who in this picrel has anything over him?

>>149569868
he's a lifelong chiefs fan of 5 years so he clearly knows what he's talking about after watching some old QB highlights on youtube

>>149570065
see
>>149570061
In b4 *CRICKETS*

>>149569913
do lurkers count as regulars?
I don't have or try to have an identifiably autistic posting style but I will say whenever you see half-assed mspaint edits there is a good chance it was made by me

>>149570061
>at this age
that really is all you have, isn't it?
5 entire months of crying and that's the only argument you can come up with, some assumption, a prayer really, that there's absolutely positively 0 chance his career won't hit a plateu

Jayden Daniels is the best rookie of all time and is therefore projected to win 500 Super Bowls

>>149570280
He's the best we've ever seen after 1 season in the NFL. mutthomes was so shit he couldn't even start as a rookie outside of a meaningless week 17. Fucking embarrassing

>>149570242
If he doesn't play another snap he retires with the 2nd most playoff wins and super bowl mvps of all time.
>there's absolutely positively 0 chance his career won't hit a plateu
Talking about sports is already dumb enough and unproductive as is. Speculating about the future is a waste of all of our time hence the reason I don't like GOAT debates since we don't know how things will play out. I only bring up data points from the past. Mahomes first 7 seasons is better than Brady's.

>>149570280
Jayden had an objectively better rookie season than Mahomes. It's not so hard to say that. Why can't Brady fans do the same with Mahomes and admit his first 7 seasons were better.
>>149570320
Completely ignored >>149570061 as expected. Concession accepted.

>“I don’t play the game for stats, I don’t play the game for numbers, I don’t play the game for any statistical approval from anyone else… the number one goal is to come out here and win.”

>>149570410
He could win another ring and people would not put him in the same league of Peyton and Rodgers since he doesn't have their stats and MVPs. He's tending to be a black Troy Aikman.

>>149570163
Same here. I always hope I'm not identifiable by how I type. Don't wanna be caught with "Well you think so-and-so is good so your opinion on this person doesn't matter" etc.

>black Troy Aikman

That's mutthomes

>>149570433
then I guess he'll have to win 2 more

>>149570445
>>149570163
>I always hope I'm not identifiable by how I type
On /vg/ there are schizos who run AI checks on the archive to oust anons by their typing style tendencies. It goes against the nature of 4chan which is supposed to be anonymous. Luckily the people on /nfl/ largely don't give a shit and we repost the same stuff all the time. I've probably made the same Brady vs Mahomes arguments 800 times and counting on here.

>>149569868
He's a schizo.
He said all season that Mahomes would cement himself as the GOAT after he threepeats. Disappears for a week then comes back with the "before age 29" nonsense and how he still has 10 years to catch up to Brady lol

>>149569913
Lmao. I remember when you begged Temujin to check if the Lions fan was the refball poster literally saying "i'm not crazy". Get a life dude.

Shame on me for thinking the kiwi knew ball. The super team around Aikman won in spite of him, not because of him.

>>149570488
I don't go as far as using AI but I do dip into the archives to check image hashes every now and then and also check posts if I can recognize a poster and they are being a hypocrite or liar eg "nuh uh I didn't say that/nobody was saying that"

>>149570509
You are confusing me with another Chiefs fan. I'm on the record complaining about the OL and arguing it was in doubt since Veach didn't sign a veteran tackle.

>both had 3 Superbowl rings and made 6 pro bowls through age 29

I accept your concession. he's the black Troy Aikman

>>149570509
not a schizo
just autistic

>>149570621
Brady, Aikman, and Mahomes all won 3 rings in their 20s. Mahomes is the only one with 3 Super Bowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs.

The MVP voters acknowledged that Brady and Aikman weren't the driving force behind their team's success.

>>149570714
>MVP voters
Is this really what you're hanging your hat on?

>>149569985

>>149570547
I have no clue what you're referring to. I went into hiding after the Super Bowl loss

>>149570765
This was a couple weeks ago

>>149570745
>Brady's first super bowl run: 1 TD, 1 INT
>Mahomes first super bowl run: 10 TDs, 2 INTs
As Colin Cowherd said, he wasn't relying on defense like Brady
https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66

Or as Chris Simms said, he wasn't a system baby like Brady
https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50

>>149569913
What about me? I'm here all the time?

>>149570163
>>149570839
>What about me? I'm here all the time?
I'm not schizo enough to recognize everyone. I only know the ones who talk shit about my Chiefs.

>>149570828
MVP voters are retarded

>>149570745
MVPs matter. Fun fact, playoff Mahomes stats is on par with the last decade of MVPs. Playoff Mahomes is the best QB we've ever seen in terms of stats, so by extension it means the MVPs are pretty damn good.

>>149570979
was meant for
>>149570948
>MVP voters are retarded
Nah, I think they got it right. Their stats are on par with playoff Mahomes.

>>149570979
Wrong

>>149571008
Wrong about what?

>>149570948
I don't know how long ago it happened but as of 2024 Mina Kimes is one of the 50 AP voters lmfao what an absolute dumpster it's turned into. Was bad enough when that low IQ weasel kike Adam Schein was given a vote

IT'S THE REAL NIGGAH HOURS

What have you guys been doing this off season?

Mina Kimes is a great voter.

>>149571051
working on a new citizenship

>>149571051
I've been watching basketball and tinkering with my dynasty fantasy football teams wbu?

>>149571051
I deleted my Mahomes stats folder and went into hiding. We Chiefs fans don't make excuses and allowed the Eagles to enjoy their win.

>>149571092
>watching basketball
The NBA finals got some of the worst ratings. Nobody knew who those guys were. This is what happens when your league doesn't have a dynasty. Patriots and Chiefs are necessary evils

>>149571070
>>149571037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyBSu6xOdqY

>>149571132
The ratings were shit cos nobody cared who won after the Nuggets and Knicks were eliminated. The Pacers hype was artificial as fuck

>>149571156
At least she admitted stats are for losers in that video kek too bad she keeps using them every time she opens her mouth instead of going off eye test. Some people are slow learners

>>149571175
>>149571092
>Basketball
For fucks sakes cut down the games. Every game in the NFL matters since they play less. The boomer executives in baseball/basketball don't realize less is more.

Why is he like this?

>>149571221
Which one is she?

>>149571221
Is it Daniel Jones saying the giants fans are trashy losers?

>>149571249
She's the blue. Danny dogshit is the one trashing Giants fans

Before social media and our glorification of attention whore culture athletes could fuck random thots and nobody would know about it.

The girls knew they were side pieces and never complained.

>>149571327
This still happens. Players get messages on X or Instagram then ask for snap handles or what's app and add them with burners. Only retards get caught with text, Instagram, X or iMessage screenshots

>>149569312
>You can show him all the evidence in the world and you still wouldn't convince him.
I am being gaslighted. I post data and they are in denial of it.
>>149569016
>The Chiefs got ass raped in the Superbowl so they're gonna get dunked on everyday until September.
They were shitposting about the Chiefs after we won back to back owls. Poverty franchises are going to hate regardless.
>You're the one who takes banter too seriously and feels the need to defend him
It's the opposite. I come on /nfl/ to talk about my QB and team. They bring up pointless goat debates whenever I state a fact about my QB.

>>149571388
>Players get messages on X or Instagram then ask for snap handles or what's app and add them with burners. Only retards get caught with text, Instagram, X or iMessage screenshots
But there's nothing stopping a girl from claiming it was you in the text exchange. They can even get a photo of you with them by posing as a fan.

I am an unapologetic homosexual.

>>149571626
How bout dem Cowboys

>>149571626
VPN off, kiwibitch.

Wake me up when September starts

Kraft is the most sus owner in the NFL.

>>149571754
Wasn't all of the Lions defensive players injured.

>>149571626
So you're chiefs or dallass fan. Maybe both.

>Why does Mahomes struggle in Super Bowls?
https://youtu.be/d0VVDCzV7qc?t=110

>>149565735
>I forget they won a championship
>First person to bring up the owl
Casual L

Mahomes has had 5 starters at left tackle in the Super Bowl and they wonder why he struggles.

Left tackle is the 2nd most important position in the football.,

>>149571774
No.

>>149571891
Weren't at least three of those guys really good though? Plus theyre allowed to horse collar hold rushers coming off the edge.

Ayo hold up we are them boys.

>>149571972
>Weren't at least three of those guys really good though?
Chiefs have 3 Super bowl wins. Coincidence?

>>149571999
Yep it's a team sport, despite what some may think.

>>149571774
They had enough to put 12 on the field at some point

Say something nice about the Chiefs.

>>149572140
Brashard Smith could be the steal of the draft.
I like Worthy. Super fast players are cool.
Cool logo.
That's all I got.

>>149564537
What possible connection do the Steelers have with Mexico? At least the other teams are close to Mexico and have a sizable Mexican population, Western PA and Appalachia is almost entirely white and black and Pittsburgh is nowhere near the border

>>149572280
>What possible connection do the Steelers have with Mexico?
They're one of the most popular teams

reel nikka hours commences

>>149571217
Football doesn't understand either they're just forced to limit it

>>149572280
Vikings should be Mexico's team. Remember when Aaron Jones wore this sombrero?

>>149571217
NFL is always increasing it though. 14 to 16 to 17, and now they wanna go up to 18. Will probably be 20 soon enough.

>>149572337
Why do women wear skin tight clothing like this in public? I can't imagine it being too comfortable.

>>149572422
They like to think that every single man that sees them is doing the "HAMANA HAMANA AWOOOOGA!" thing.

>>149572422
ask Temujin. she's always showing off her bunda at Raiders games.

Who has/had the weirdest body in the NFL?

>>149571199
Nobody could have predicted Allen would be this good.

Every sign pointed to him being shitty which he was for his first two seasons.

>>149571199
Stats are mostly very useful, as they tell us what happened on the field. It's not like Brees has a high completion percentage because he lucked into it via interceptable passes being tipped into WRs' hands or something.

>>149567633
>>149567913
jeets are pedos

>>149573684
in a way but stats are also completely misleading and fraudulent. look at the chargers last year. #1 defense, decent offense statswise. and they get bootyblasted by the texans in the wildcard. cause muh number 1 defense was playing shit offense like the raidersx2 broncosx2 cards colts jags patriots browns stoolers etc. the only good offensive teams they played the got kwabbed on. the league is very fucking fraudulent

>>149574457
Broncos and Cardinals aren't shit on offense. Steelers were solid if unspectacular. Chargers held KC to less than 20 both games. They did take some beatings but it's hard to be consistently great on defense in this era.

Saquon Barkley just hit another homerun against the Los Angeles Rams

>>149572755

>>149575386

only qb....White rookie CB....birthday...etc

>>149571221
because sluts like her deserve>>149571282
>Danny dogshit is the one trashing Giants fans
based DJ it

This general hasn't changed in 4 years. Sad!

>>149576384
Vote for me for moderator and I'll ban the kiwi and oust the nflg Deep State (bradysknee).

7 > 3

aaand Romo fumbles the football!

>>149576913
His collar bone is shattered! Fletcher Cox defending on the play.

Republicans don't deserve basic human rights

>Rap Zachcrap

>>149571762
Where do you think Bobby gets his hand jobs now?

>doink pisschink

My Rammies :P

suck lol

>>149573684
Brees is even more unique due to his attempt volume. He literally threw his shoulder off.

Myles Jack wasn't down btw

How many players on the top 100 will your team have?

>>149578012
My team will have three in the top 15 and we missed the playoffs

>>149578012
>Lamar
>Henry
>Madabuike
>Andrews
>Marlo
>Roquan
>Hamilton

I'd say those 7 then one extra probably Zay Flowers or one of our tackles. Ronnie Stanley had a nice comeback season but Roger Rosengarten was a beast at RT especially for a rookie

Fans of teams other than mine are gay and stupid.

>>149578185
Fact

>>149578012
Myles Garrett. Maybe Denzel Ward. Jerry Jeudy and David Njoku are long shots.

>>149578185
no u
my team is cool as fuck but they're not as cool as they were

>>149578245
Most anons here could unironically be a better GM

Buncos have no excuses now, they literally have everything they've been complaining about not having for a decade.

>>149574788
>Chargers held KC to less than 20 both games.
NTA but KC was the definition of a fraudulent offense

>>149578047
Go Bengals!

>>149578437
We Dey

>>149578432
Weren't the Chargers top 5 scoring defense last year

>>149578012
Hoping for 5
>Stafford
>Puka
>Verse
>Turner
>Adams

>>149578012
#1 right here

>>149578468
>>149574457

>>149578489
Rams O line and secondary is such an untalked about dumpster kek. Watching the interior absolutely crumble on those last 4 plays in the 'offs was extremely satisfying. Jalen Carter made Beaux Limmer his bitch

>>149578468
They were #1, but he's trying to say they were the only team to face "fraudulent offenses" in 2024.

>>149578666
Sucks for the league that the best olind gets to practice against the best dline

yinz all mad jealous of my steelies

Collectively the Panthers saints browns patriots and Jets put up 34 against the chargers for a whopping 6.2 point average

>>149578368
FUCK YOU, FAGGOT, YOUR TEAM IS DOO DOO!

>>149578687
Won't be an issue this season now that the Eagles let Sweat walk

>>149578666
Rams have an average O-line, below average secondary. But they got a free first rounder from Washington so we'll see if they can reclaim him.

>>149578850
Average O line before they traded away Jonah Jackson, let Joe Noteboom walk and Alaric Jackson started getting blood clots again. It seems like they placed no real focus in the draft and FA in actively improving the unit. Les Snead is a good GM but they're banking heavily on their in house guys stepping up

>>149578947
and there it is

Imagine being a tempolet

>>149578933
The only real loss to the starting 5 is Alaric Jackson, so we'll see how that pans out. Jonah Jackson couldn't stay healthy or get on the field last year. Beaux Limmer was a rookie how missed his protection last year when Carter got the stop. Don't know how much Limmer will improve, but I don't mind them stashing this years first for what hopefully turns into our QB of the future.

Week 1 winners
Eagles
Chargers
Commies
Bengals
Jest
Cardinals
Bucs
Panthers
Patriots
Colts
Broncos
9ers
Loins
Rasm
Bills
Da bears

Why are there no teams that begin with the letter A

>>149579270
Cowgirls pulling an upset week 1

>>149579289
Dak is 9-4 against the Niggles btw

>>149578012
>Warner
>Kittle
>Bosa
>Trent Williams
>CMC

>>149579289
It is a game you could see dem Boyz winning but I think saquon runs all over them

>>149579270
I don't even know who they're playing but I know Jets ain't winning shit

>>149578778
Now this dude is just asking for a buck breaking
don't even get me started, bro

>>149579415
Theyre playing erin and the stoolers its a W

>>149579270
yeah nah

>>149578947
Skip turns in to an edgelord when he gets on Fanduel Network™
figures

>>149579521
If Aaron plays a single good game this season it's going to be against the Jets

Who will end up signing Ravens legends Za'Darius Smith and Matthew Judon? Judon was mid for the Falcons last year but Smith had 9 sacks

>>149579723
Yeah I wondering about Von Miller and Clowney. Where are those dudes ending up?

>>149579723
My Redskins

>>149573684
Brees is a dome baby. It's easier to throw with no wind.

>>149579583
Nah he sucks and that team fucking hates him theyre gonna T off on him

>>149579955
The Big Ten doesn't produce dome babies

>>149577317
>Feds snuck into the spa and installed cameras and watched asian whores get fucked for months.
Why is our tax dollars going to this shit. Next time tell them to just go to pornhub.

>>149579955
>Dome baby
Oh wow I haven't read that in a while

>>149579583
Erin finner boutta ball out against the Packers and win

>>149579955
What a weird seethe for a QB that lived off <10yd completions

>>149578012
Not enough

>>149579955
I'd like to get some dome, baby.

>>149580167
You did not watch Brees in his prime. He is one of the most accurate down the field passers that this league has ever seen.

>>149579996
Bobby isn't fucking anything anymore lol
He needs his dick worked for him to get off by these poor Asian sex slaves with stolen passports. It's literally Hitler if you don't let them do this and face zero consequences btw

Chiefs' GM has one fucking job in the offseason and that's fixing the OL, so far the OL has gotten objectively worse with Thuney leaving and being replaced with Mike Caliendo or Kingsley Suamataia, neither of them could carry Thuney's jockstrap.

They're starting a career backup at LT Jaylon Moore and a one-legged rookie in Josh Simmons.

It's a sick joke, you got booty blasted in two Super Bowls due to your OL and your solution is starting a bunch of bench warmers, backups, and rookies. Chiefs need Howie Roseman.

>>149579270
Looks like an LA sweep

>>149580327
And they're trying to make olinemen play new positions they aren't good at. What could possibly go wrong!

>>149580327
What would you do differently?
I guess keeping Thuney would be one thing but who else would you expect to draft at 32? Simmons would be a top 5 pick if it wasn't for his injury which I know is a concern but who else out there was worth getting over him? The only thing I can think of is maybe trading up to get someone like Grey Zabel or something but you'd probably have to give up a lot to jump up to 17 or whatever. Jaylin Moore is a solid swing tackle but wow he got paid a lot of money. He's not actually going to start is he?

Pat Mahomes will never accomplish this. Can't even get to 4000 yards these days lol what an overrated mutt bitch

>>149580371
I’m not seeing a Raiders win on there

Chiefs finna boutta be 3rd in the afc west

>>149580794
Lol

>>149580657
Howie Roseman would’ve moved off Travis by now, or at least negotiated a restructure that gave the team more flexibility to bring in lineman.

Here we go!!!!

>>149580657
They would have never gotten into this issue if they stayed with Orlando Brown Jr at LT who they won a Super Bowl with. I never understood what went wrong. They paid another LT more money than what OBJ was asking for.

They should have never signed Jawaan Taylor and gave him 60M guaranteed. He leads the league in penalties and his contract limited their options.

They won the 49ers Super Bowl with Donovan Smith yet they ignored him when he was begging to return.

>What would you do differently?
After all the mistakes made you really don't have that many options left. You have to gamble on Simmons or Jaylon being good. Chiefs have an abundance of corners, they should trade them for draft capital.

>>149580794
>The formerly known as Los Angeles Oakland Raiders of Las Vegas
kek

>>149580757
Let's see how they did in their 20s

>Seasons with 4k yards
Mahomes 6
Brees 3

>Seasons with 5k yards
Mahomes 2
Brees 1

>>149580837
>Howie Roseman would’ve moved off Travis by now
Chiefs GM randomly came up to Travis and was, hey dude I know you're 34 but do you want a raise to become the highest paid TE?

There's no proof Kelce was mad at his current contract or wanted a raise.

oh no no no no no

>gets one 5 yard penalty called against him
>has the longest sideline meltdown in NFL history

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!

>>149580757
Brees was struggling at the QB position and was looking into selling his ass for a living before Sean Payton saved his career by putting him in a dome. Any elite QB could put up those numbers in a dome. Mahomes dome stats are cartoonishly high.

>>149581125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

>>149581120
Fun fact: Chiefs set an NFL record for hosting the AFCCG 5 times in a row and were about to do it a 6th time but the ref screwed them.

Reid has coached for 3 decades and called over 25,000 snaps, yet never had an offensive offside called against him.

Offensive offside is so rare it got called 0 times a certain years.

Mahomes was seething since the refs protected Allen. Later in the season when he sent Allen home he acted uncharacteristically petty. He tebow'd the Bills crowd and said this in the locker room
https://youtu.be/kbYoYMCSO2k?t=1888

>>149580878
I see. So it's been a problem that started brewing years ago.

>>149580888
I'm willing to bet there are more raiders fans in LA than Rams and Chargers combined

The Steelers are an unserious franchise stuck in 2004

>Mahomes was seething since the refs protected Allen.
>Later in the season when he sent Allen home he acted uncharacteristically petty. He tebow'd the Bills crowd
The real reason Mahomes was acting that way is because him and Allen are friends. After the ref screwjob he came up to Allen was like "dude can you believe these refs" and instead of showing him comfort as he expected from his friend Allen blew him off and was like "a win is a win".

>>149581120
He's so accustomed to having all the calls go his way. The moment the refs make a call against his team, he losses it. I remember Chiefs fans seething about this the entire week

>>149581280
Didn't read nerd

>refs
Chiefs get more penalties than their opponents. Men lie, women lie, but numbers don't.

>>149581569
mutthomes is truly embarrassing. No wonder his wife goes around blowing other dudes all the time

>Brady gets worse in the playoffs
>Mahomes gets better in the playoffs.

>>149581680
brady bros.....

>Bart Starr plays 1956-1971
>defenders could wreck receivers over the middle and throw QBs onto their head without free 15 yard flags
>Mahomes puts up the same QBR as this man in the playoffs

Yea, I'm thinking Bart Starr is the best we've ever seen

>>149581680
The nfl needs to stop conspiring to keep my Bakie from tearing apart the playoffs

>peddling out memestats that make the claim that pua and jimmy the wop are top 10 statistically at their position of all time
era adjust that shit retard

>>149581835
Stats before salary cap and free agency became a thing is fraudulant.
The rich owners could just buy up all the best players so you were playing against beer drinkers and firemen.

Eagles have to face the rams chiefs bucs Broncos and cowboys to open the season thats wild

More QBs need to start Bartmaxxing and get Starrpilled

>>149581887
You realize who Bart Starr played for, right?

>>149581879
Baker Mayfield has a small sample size. He's 2-3 in playoffs. Mahomes by contrast has played a fuck ton of playoff games. Take out Mahomes super bowl blowout game against tampa and his passer rating is cartoonishly high.
>>149581882
Jimmy G and Tua has only started 60 games so their number shouldn't be taken seriously.

This past February was Mahomes' last chance to catch Brady in rings, wasn't it? He needed that fourth ring right at that exact time. His style of play won't age as well as Brady's did, and Brady was just kind of a freak when it came to playing quarterback and we've seen no signs Mahomes is a similar sort of freak, when it comes to timing, release, and reading the defense.

He needed that fourth ring right around this point of time. He didn't get it. He's not gonna catch Brady.

>>149580234
Defenses would only give up those deep shots to Colston or Jimmy G after Brees strung together some short gains with a healthy diet of Ingram and Thomas. I agree with you on his accuracy, the dome cope is just weird.

>>149581917
Eagles will drop some games at the start of the season, they’re not gonna treat the first few weeks like pre-season games as they’ve been doing the past couple years now

IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149582039
Mahomes is not a rushing QB. He's a scrambling QB like Aaron Rodgers and Steve Young. Scambling QBs win MVPs and Super Bowls in their late 30s. Fun fact, Brock Purdy rushed for more yards than Mahomes last season. In terms of passing, Mahomes is superior to Brady. Mahomes is only competing with Rodgers stats at this point in his career.

>>149582039
yup its over for the mutthomo and I say this objectively

>>149582121
>In terms of passing, Mahomes is superior to Brady
Lol.

>>149582138
Higher completion percentage, more TDs, more yards, better TD:INT ratio, higher passer rating, EPA/P, Any/A, etc.....

Brady isn't particularly close to Mahomes at this point in their career. Brady did however get better with age so we'll see.

New

>>149582236
>>149582236
>>149582236

>>149582138
>>149582039
>>149582125
Brady isn't particularly close to Mahomes at this age.

Fun fact, if you compare Mahomes to prime Brady the numbers become closer but Mahomes still edges him. So it's funny, Mahomes isn't in his prime yet already is on par with prime Brady. Prime Mahomes will statmog baby Mahomes.

>>149564359 (OP)
>>149582243
>>149582243
>>149582243

>>149581988
He would've made a run last year if they didnt refball the fuck out of the commies wildcard game

>>149565793
>Panthers make the superbowl
and not
>Panthers win the superbowl

>>149572029
kek