/hoc/key thread.
/hoc/vious:
>>149557945
might make a wrap for dinner bros
>>149564418I was thinking chili dogs
>>149564423Id marner for a week
>>149564392 (OP)based summit series thread
thoughts on trb getting raped by bud?
>>149564447i don't think trb is capable of thought after that burrito mishap lmao
mitch made trb his bitch
bitch made trb got mitch'd
Islanders got first overall and didnโt draft hagens or misa instead picking the next owner power lol
>>149564242The Islanders are the winners of the 2025-26 off-season.
Get to watch him play right now
>>149564501cope he's the next potvin
>>149564541i doubt you're not a faggot lmao
did that one guy sign anywhere?
Calgary puck says connie cooked
Pew Pew Pius Sutr is a St Louis Blue.
can we not call each other retards please
Chelyabinsk got hit by a meteor kwab
thread needs more newfags trying to fit in
>>149564640holy kwaboty, true facts bud
I'm going to have a pidzer tonight :)
>>149564501He's literally in a different tier of talent than your boyfriend Misa.
>>149564638I'm a retard and I gave permission to /hoc/ to use the word as they please
>>149564665that was awfully nice of you
>>149564699/hoc/ is for frens :)
Had a MASSIVE Marner today, haven't been regular for a week
How was u guyses day?
>>149564654what toppings, bro?
my sabres are gonna miss the playoffs by no more than 3 points
https://youtu.be/KOYhVESluhA
>>149564784how are you taking mitch's victory over you?
>>149564753I see them missing the playoffs while having more points than the 8th seed in the west.
late afternoon coffee and a marner
Iโve been Brock hard for the last 48 hours should I see a doctor?
who won the marner trade?
>>149564893Unfortunately your condition is reported to last 7 years.
What is it with all the prancing on the ice?
>>149564896thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>149564901My morning Marners
Why the fuck would he go to the Islanders
>>149565028You gotta go back, rabbi.
>its another 25 year old russian "rookie" wins the calder episode
>>149565077who, Maxim Shabanov? get's him out of conscription, that's for sure
>>149565099Misa will win it
>>149565159Luv me Jaysies :)
>>149565194>>149565194I keep an eye on them every year cause the last time they won the Series, they canceled baseball for a little while, which was weird
>also follow the Mars and Rockies cause of family
>>149565179Im sure theyll piss it away as usual
>>149565295you should've kept an eye on bud on april 17 2022 lmao
>>149565179Brad Richards got his final paycheque from the rags too, but that one never counted against the cap. They bought him out in 2014
>>149565303Just like my islanders
ehlers holding out for that 11 million dollar aav from some stupid bozo team
Marner is a crybaby bitch Iโm booing him when he comes back to toronto have fun vegass when he does nothing in playoffs little pussy boy
>>149565341I forgot about him
>>149565341He's from prince edward island
>>149565179>it's not ok for the Devils to sign ridiculous contracts>but it's ok for the Panthers to do itIf I were Gary Bettman I would worry about my family, worry about my well-being, some crazed Devils fan or player, who knows, might take it into their own hands and figure they get him out of the way....And you know things might get settled.
>>149565383You know what's the least believable part of that? That you have a job and can afford to go to the game with the most expensive ticket next season
>>149565432Panthers are a fucked organization makes sense their fans are a bunch of inbred buffoons.
>My Nuckies will be paying Oliver Ekman-Larsson until the 2031/32 season
>>149565457he must have a proud dentist
>>149565432Anon we here in a real country don't take hockey that serious. It's just a game. Don't equate first worlders like you and me with Can'tnadians
>>149565295MY CAPTAIN KIRK carrying my Jaysies
>Yaks are getting their shit destroyed by the Bluejays
>>149564727Meat lovers :)
Iโm going to Korea next week so if you see a Korean flag itโs me.
got wing sauce on my shirt bro's kwab
>>149565564Neat, I could go the SK for vacation and spend the entire time in Seoul, it's that vast and full of things to do
>where are you going? are you heading to Pusan? Or Jeju Island, perchance?
Wingstop is the only american slop chain I get angry at for fat spoiled american reasons. I know a boneless buffalo wing is a nonspecific unit of measure, but c'mon man. You can't do this to me
>>149565488>>149565506>yay, 5 hours into the game and my boreball team is winning in the 132nd game of the season but until the fat lady sings, there's still 3 hours left of this game but it's only 386 games left until the playoffs start, woohoo!
>>149565457i delivered a pizza to this man when i was a struggling college student in columbus. pizza hut, deep dish, meat lovers.
>>149565642You sound like you're a big fan of baseball, Sven; who's your team?
my boy pulkkinen stuck on long island with all those busts :(
meat lover pizza seems to be pretty popular here on /hoc/
>>1495656878 straight Swedish Championships in the 90s.
>newfags and rape victims
and for this reason, I'm out
>>149565754Neat, I haven't perused Swedish Basedball yet, but I'm getting into Euroleagues now, follow the Twins team in The Netherlands
>NPB and KBO have way more media coverage
>>149565744It's bread, meat and cheese. What's not to love?
>>149565847Nothing, it's bliss
would
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>โThis team, since it entered the league, has really pushed the boundaries to be that winning team,โ Marner said Tuesday. โThatโs where I want to be. I want to be in a winning situation.โ
What a bitch. Not "I want to contribute to a winning situation" Nah, this bitch just want to be dropped into a winning team without any effort. If there ever was a player deserving of a career ending injury in his 20s, it's Marner.
>>149565642Did u have a bad day fren
>>149565988He's only been about getting the bag since day one, you attract what you are.
And he's a big crybaby desu.
>>149565988worked for Brad Marchand
>>149565988How can you criticize Marner but laud Tavares
>>149565988On time AND dependable delivery? My parcel service can't do that.
>>149565564Bring us back a souvenir!
>>149566018Based rockbrain
>>149565988The only accurate reporting the sun does is on the leafs
>>149566067>laffs>winning situationkek
>>149566186The leafs regular seasons over the past decade are an impressive accomplishment. They don't get those results without Marner.
Just started the dishwasher bros donโt let them pile up in the sink
Marner is grateful to be free of Toronto with some reputation yet left to salvage
>>149566216Laundry is currently the demon I must conquer.
>>149566242as soon as I take my clothes off I immediately put them in the machine so I wonโt forget
*drops a marner in the toilet*
*picks marner up out of toilet*
*drops a toilet on the marner*
>>149566186Are you too young to remember the hype in 2018
>itโs not if we win but when and how many
>>149566316>hype is a winning situationo i am laffin
* drops the fat beats *
https://youtu.be/o1GnvlwE3g0?list=RDo1GnvlwE3g0
>conroy signed a 3rd c to 4.5 million
kek
what the fuck are you people talking about
>>149566366the chilly easter evening of 2022
Wait, #93 is real. Not even a troll.
>>149566330>On October 24, 2017, Glass published an official statement that detailed events of Kath subjecting her to sexual, physical and mental abuse during her time in Crystal Castles>Glass and four other women came forward alleging that Kath had sexually preyed on them when they were teenagers and he was in his mid to late twenties>further elaborated on Kath's behavior towards her, commenting that he had thrown her phone out of a moving car, torn her hair out and lied about the nature of her rib injuryI heard he was also on the roster for Canada's WJC 2018 team.
>>149566379yeah. He was too much of a coward to wear it in toronto, and 16 is taken in vegas
what do you think Gary is doing at this moment
>>149566396Enjoying his 5th cocktail of the evening and reflecting on yet another successful NHL season.
>>149566422Sounds comfy the other night I drank a lot of jack and cokes
>trb keeps getting raped
kwarb the jannies must be getting called soon
>>149566434comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>149566422Thatโs what Iโm doing
>>149566457boring is just a code word for comfy desu fampai
desu is just a code word for t b h
>>149566459Cheers from Canada!
hope everybody is having a good evening
Crystal castles is a Canadian iconic group shame our music industry is dying with mainstream crap like drake and weekend dominating instead
>>149566554https://youtu.be/Za0Dq8JAs2A?list=RDZa0Dq8JAs2A
>>149566379>my dad was a big Doug Gilmour fan growing up>so I decided to become the opposite of him as a playerI bet you that Don Cherry would rather hit Mitch the Bitch in the face than kiss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_6a1LFQETM
>>149566383Is it morally wrong to buy their merch then?
>>149566597moral equivalent of owning a sharter fart jersey
kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gang bang
>>149566619Bedard was the real victim
>the World Is Yours, Mitch
I wanna watch hockey where is the hockey where are the games Gary
>>149566749thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?
>>149566762welcome home, comrade
5234
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rempe has met his match
woah..
this kid has been doing his mewing! im very impressed, conroy ink this man 8 years, he's earned it
>>149566863me on the right
Where do you think Ehlers ends up and for how much
>>149567167Back in Winnipeg, 7x9m.
Just took a really stinky Marner.
>>149567284based drunk Eddie. I saw a doll of him in the dallas jersey at my local toystore. I should have bought it
>>149567297up your butt and around the corner
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhK5zjIr9_0
>>149567315but i Marner from there
https://x.com/Kash_Patel/status/1940583192790270200
will his inability to score on shitty russians translate to the nhl?
>>149567284>its first Stanley CupThis implies they've won a second. The correct phrase would've been "it's only Stanley Cup".
>>149567312>my local toystoreWhat did you end up getting?
>>149567405Impressive. Very nice.
>>149567466Based. I hope with this newfound mainstream patriotism in our country we'll finally get an apology for him. Maybe even admit he was right.
>>149567485if 44 played the body like a canadian shabanov would be literally dead
This guy sounds good they should sign him too
gotta be tough to have the last name Cherry and not be a complete pervert
>>149567497The only player who would play the body there is Trouba and it would be with his elbow out high.
>>149567507Mr. Cherry has never had any controversy's or scandals apart from loving his country (which he dearly paid the price for).
>>149567521so you don't know
>>149567532if you think you'd be a pervert because of your name, i have some news
>>149567519Romanov is Russian though. That's a nice hit but Flyers #8 had a real tunnel vision there.
>>149567594Nominative determinism tyler biggs renata fast
>>149567519And this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJkffjoG0EE
This off-season is going to suck bros
>>149567618Just like my islanders
>>149567618Iโm enjoying it
>>149567625More accurate than you may have originally thought
>>149567645Can't believe the government took away sexy ice scrapers.
>>149567605that's why he posted it. go to bed, sven.
>>149567519When my nigga Kronwall did this they put that nigga way for 5 minutes every time
is the sabres rebuild finally over?
>>149567618at least we can blogpost
file
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>>149567813they do realise he's 50 right?
>>149567785Yes. Expect unparalleled success.
>played before the lockout
>>149567813What's the point in having Burns if Makar plays 2 minutes every PP? So he can be a slower than slow liability for the 11 minutes of ice-time he gets?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>149567791The only thing I remember from last year is Calgary not having water. 99% of blogposts are boring, and not in the comfy way.
>>149567909I enjoy discussing music with you guys
>>149567904goodnight fren
>>149567813Ah yes, the perfect fit for one of the fastest cores in the league.
Calgary has fluoride again
>>149567938nobody cares you schizo freak
He might move back to forward. It would be extremely funny watching Burns playing in slow motion besides MacKinnon and Necas.
>>149567950mother fucker literally just mentioned calgary water fuckhead
>>149567950I literally just said it was the only thing I remember about last years off-season /hoc/. That story line was funny. I care that an active punishment for living in Alberta was taken away.
>>149567938In the drinking water? That shit make newborns have downs and autism
Rasmuss andersson only wants to play for Vegas
>>149568040Meds it removes cavities only
>>149567813this season's old man: locked the fuck in let's fucking go (to another first round exit)
ill assume bonnie blue is a femboy porno actor
>>149568115Is that your post? Itโs very high quality.
>>149565077>โhey Maxim, wanna sign with the team who held a fucking BBQ crying they traded away a fucking 4th liner?โ
>>149568009More old Sharkies on the Avies. Lets goo
I play for the Islanders. I hope some day /hoc/ learns to respect us
Islanders ahl team is relocating to Canada
islanders will complete their rebuild before the yzerplan does
I'm going to smoke a few racks of ribs this weekend. Anyone want some?
>>149568225Yzerclown will be fired for being responsible for the decentralized draft fiasco before completing his rebuild.
>>149568297Oh yeah. I forgot that. That means he will play all 82 regular season games unless he'll get injured.
>993
reminds me of that tragedy
found two tattoos on my retarded kid tonight
>>149568225Islanders arenโt even in a โrebuildโ, they just were mediocre like they were the past 3 seasons. Only difference is that they stunk against the middling eastern teams this season
>>149568377zoomers are like that
>>149568406at least they're on his legs I didn't notice them for two years
>>149568412>game 1>game 2>game 3>game 4>game 5>game 6>game 7
>>149568402thoughts on your victory over trb?
Oilers signing carter hart yโall are cooked now that we have good goaltending
>>149568452Will he shart on a random Edmonton thot?
I like posting on HFBoards.
>>149568511the goalie equipment thread is my favourite
Ruff Ryder Anthem should be the flames song
i miss my dawg so much
*pounds chest and points to the sky(
cp
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>>149568511this is the most kino hockey board
>>149568772what the FUCK is wrong with calgary fans?!
>>149568511i'm a top 1% commenter on /r/hockey
>>149568772the depths of hell
Currently take a massive canada. I need more fiber
>>149568452But did Refmonton re-sign their MVP the zebras
i hope marner brought the flu to america and everyone gets sick
>>149568986I'm 6''2 200 (that's 188 and 90 in poverty units)
>>149568991Yeah you third worlders don't have a sense of cleanliness
>>149568377In poland tadpoles are called der frogenhausens
>>149568772Reading the posts there gave me brain damage.
>>149568772gary's not like that
>>149569268*AHEM*
Post the real one
>>149569533>Post the real onebud one
>>149569545fuck off mitch
>>149569602uh o... xhe's bubblin'
>>149569602Thoughts on your losses to bud and Mitch?
The fact that Marc Messier died for this disgusts me. We AREN'T worthy.
Messier provided evidence of Gretzfraud
If you hate calgarypuck youโre a sexless incel and we laugh at you while posting about the flames.
>>149564600That place is a retard zoo
>>149569942brad never should have betrayed panny now every team wants him
I hate Brad it's all his fault
>>149565680Did you suck his dick too Holy boring story
>>149569959just like my /hoc/ies
>>149569959Sounds like this place. Calgarypuck actually discusses hockey not trb and Mitch.
>>149565988For me, it's johnny hockey
>>149569268Original 6 is retarded Gary marketing
>>149566137Why are you here Reddit tourist go back
Who is your favourite calgarypuck user?
>>149570023Calgarypuck discusses Calgary style hockey. Their main tactic is sucking the other team off, can you believe that? I think it's a bit queer myself. But, Calgarypuck seems to think it can get our Flames to a Stanley Cup and the pride parade the comes after.
mgx
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meanwhile, on utah puck
Calgarypuck is full of based gooners that watched the flames win in 1989. Itโs not full of newgens like /hoc/.
shaq
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chuck tell em about san antonio puck
>>149566351He's a 2c here bud
>>149569959Calgary pucks is based because its an old internet forum that hasn't been replaced reddit
>>149570342You just know he enjoys the milk he gets
There's a guy on CP named dissentowner who has mental breakdowns every other day and pretends he's an insider. There's a guy named sec213 who pretends he's an insider but only posts in gifs to svengali the rubes. The owner of that cesspool is a guy named Darcy McGrath and I've fucked his ex wife. It's a bad place.
remember that one time that flames anon posted a selfie and he looked like chris sutter lmao
>>149570438I sadly know who all these people are
>>149570468i know. but im not wrong. Theres like a half dozen more annoying spurges that makes that place almost unreadable. There are people there who thought it was a crime they didnt give mathew fucking philips first line minutes. Its a retard zoo.
>>149570291it makes me sad that hfboards is dying
Oiler fans look like sloth from the goonies
pep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXSXU_T2xs
>>149570735Dube and lucic are in jail Johnny is dead
>>149570734don't you talk to me or my wifes baby ruth ever again!
>>149570735someone should have stopped this
>>149570735this is why we don't win cups. wanna fucking kill myself now.
>>149567898>What's the point in having Burns if Makar plays 2 minutes every PP? So he can be a slower than slow liability for the 11 minutes of ice-time he gets?He has other skills that go unnoticed.
I think Burns actually had the best penalty kill numbers on the team last year. Which is nuts when you're playing with Jaccob Slavin.
i'm the bad boy of this genny
smokes let's go
>>149569863fuck mark messier. i wont buy your fucking lays chips you fucking shit
>>149571031Chin up partner, its videos like this that separate us from the rest of the league
>>149571159>its videos like this that separate us from the rest of the leagueyou're right about that. but, i'm not sure if it's a good separation
Iโm a regular poster on calgarypuck
im a regular poster of didnt ask
i'm a regular poster on 4chan /hoc/
you might know me, i'm kind of a big deal
>>149571251Big fan of your work!
>>149571248didnโt ask either chump
>>149570735thats that good shit
inject it straight into my veins
Woah... Bettman chose me to post on /hoc/. I'm his top guy !
saw a handful of good flames posts
imagine when ai gets more powerful in the future to the point where you will have to post a picture of your skates before being able to post on /hoc/
>>149571319AI has gotten outta hand
>>149570735This is just phone ring tune the whole 2 minutes
one day theyโre be only one poster on /hoc/ left as we grow older and get families and hockey fades out of our lives.
>>149571361there is only one actual poster on /hoc/ already. Everyone here is a bot except one poster.
>>149571299I really don't...like Gary Bettman. And I disapprove of what he did. I would love to be in, probably Bettman occupied Sunrise, Florida.
>>149571233Which retard are you? I'll list more insufferable cphaggots. Pepsifree is an underemployed fat virgin.
>>149571229I think it's good tbqh. Makes us not take ourselves too seriously. That's the difference between flameschads and oilychodes
>>149571251Love your stuff!
>win the Cup
>drink it up
Sutter did in fact look good he was extremely effay
Hey EM, what are you gonna Dillon dube about it
This song is so good
I didn't agree with that blake coleman distinct kicking motion call but maybe it was all for the best
>>149571373is grok better than chatgpt?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=skCSunNpS9I
soul
Chatgpt just made up the lyrics when I asked it for the lyrics, just made some shit up. Creepy. Like hockeyninja on cp. Strong suspicion he's melinated
>>149571479This gave me the ick
>>149571395oilers fans actually think they can win the cup
delusional chumps havent figured it out yet and to think they have mcdavid right there.. unable to get it done, should be telling but nope
>>149571539stop bullying gpt ! it did it's best for you !
>>149571539it's not nice to gaslight the robots
>>149571495Chatgpt likes making shit up
>>149571539Slap a female voice onto that and I'd feel suicidal for upsetting the computer.
Someone should lucic female chatgpt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBchsC-pDE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QiG7i-Yik20
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqAkLH6Pk4M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgaTwOjjdh4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7pGDgiYoN0
Official /hoc/ offseason playlist
>>149571389My favourite poster is thescorpion
>>149564501James fagens will literally be a mediocre player. Misa is fine but given how every scout acted, Schaefer is the correct choice and looks nothing like Power.
>>149571652Total nerd. He's one of these dataincels who thinks hockey needs to fit the model. And he's a used car salesman to boot. You like that dork?
>>149571683thoughts on your victory over trb?
https://voca.ro/1ksQ8tMdd0Bz
we don't use voice chat here lil bro
>he hasn't been invited to the /hoc/ discord
>>149571788>he thinks he's cool because he talks hockey with the CIA
Just took a concerning Marner. It was bloody, and also painful.
Join us at /nba where were discussing the theological conceptions of Jesus's divinity and how much of a fag LeBron is for rocking that orange purse
>>149571742James fagens was never going 1st overall. He tanked his own stock and now heโs stuck on as zombie bruins organization
>>149571611Holy id fuck that brunette
>>149571538Funny thing is the oily boys are gonna have to watch our flames hoist the cup next season
>>149571611Blair is hockeyninja (black) funny rap thon
>>149571611Id kill myself if I was true mamba that was truly terrible
good morning /hok/ej frens
>>149571799sometimes if I'm drunk I just sit in the tub and birth shits until they're all out
just made a good post in /cr*c/
tfw you realise your team is shit because no players wants to live in your city
jags
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>offseason /hoc/
>>149571890In the tub? How fat are you
we love kmitchie here now
I'm on the /hoc/ BBS, why aren't you?
my doctor told me to take two tums every night to help with my morning marners
>>149572010we don't call them that now
just took a midsummer marner myself
i bet marner hater guy's real goal is to get people to talk about marners more.
piggo stye isn't allowed back on tv until they invent something wider than widescreen
>>149572080we love iyo here tranny ya fed hasn't had a milly in years just like ya hockey team
kek gonna cry? dimeless bitch
>>149572118but enough about u
playing diablo apparently the thorns spirit born is a pain in the ass to play KWAB. might switch to sorc later on
i heard the didn't ask dlc just dropped
>>149572181jsut bought the slutmog :)
Can the Flyers do something with Zegras?
>>149572221Going from Torts to Tocchet is like saying you got rid of cancer but have mono
can the bud do something with 1?
>>149572317ok leme try something
>>149572344BASED allstar game enjoyer
>>149572317Just like my penguins ):
>>149571539I don't know why people do this or feel bad when they see this. ChatGPT is firing on all cylinders when it gets to go through it's collection of apologetic reddit posts to customize one just for you.
just took a large, smelly marner (a synonym for defecation)
>>149572475absolutely not
we need a nickname for this buster ^
>>149572499it's just copey
he's desperately trying to stop us from shitting on marner now that marner's on his team
I hope Marner has a horrible year in Vegas and everyone shits on him for actually being a massive bitch towards the city of Toronto.
>>149572517What a pathetic troon
I hope Marner win the stanley cup for vegas against toronto in toronto
>>149572550We don't sign our posts here
>>149572660why would i sing my post how would that translate
>>149572524Iโm rooting for a 120 point or a 69 point Marner next season.
This shit is getting weirder every day
Took another Marner. This time it was pure blood. Pure fucking blood.
>>149572789think that dude actually likes hockey
>>149572793You need a scoping
>>149572793They all splash the same
just looked at todays signings. what a shit free agency. i guess it is making up for all the big trades and stuff that happened this season. it all balances out.
>fbi pajeet is an isles fan
cmtsu
>>149574260i read through the replies from the last 3 hours and not a single one justified further response
>>149574260>>149574368So post something worthy of discussion like how Putin is slowly invading America through the Islanders org
>>149574475no, it is not my job to entertain you
>>149574475> the coach of Shabanov's KHL team was the AHL head coach for Tampa from 16-17 to 22-23, and a scout for Tampa in 23-24. He has to know Darche pretty well.My islanders have the Russian connection
>>149574475i thought pooptin was doing it thru the canes
Good morning, /hoc/.
>laffs
>>149574758endgame Marners happen here
samir
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>laffs
>>149574837and that last wha player? adolf hitler voter
>>149572789Marnerjeet has met his match.
when is gary going to discuss the native catacombs underneath the saddledome
>>149575255he won't dox himself so never
"Trying for a kid" is such a weird euphemism
>>149575319not as bad as pining for a kid
see: flames fans
medical assistance in dying is a fun euphemism
>>149575388MEDIC! I NEED A MEDIC!!!
Medic here sir, what do you need assistance with?
DYING!!!!!!!
doctor.....dying....marner......
>>149575255He never will because it ill delay the destruction of the dome
>>149575021He didnโt look good. He had a breakaway and ran out of steam immediately
fug stampede is tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wrXPjHH8igw
"Do or do not, there is no trying for a kid"
-Yode
I need a plunger for this one lads...
Good morning /hoc/key. Once I finish my coffee, I'm going fishing
>>149575816Thank you for your service.
>>149575876Cool have fun :)
If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I'd just as soon stay home
remember when everyone in the south had ass worms that made them retarded and die because they were taking marners in outhouses
kwab go flames
>>149574837this is a direct result of the excessive league expansion
burns doesnt belong in this league
he cant skate but still gets paid cause he has an active stick
>>149576255lmao I love this format
>>149576281he was a first pair defenseman for the canes last year lol
>>149576503and he had 7 giveaways vs the panthers
>>149576521that's the champs
>>149576533and?
that makes it ok then to be shit i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObRlueO2jcU
>>149576641My thoughts were this scene but with Marner and Eichel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWX-H9j4Fw
A bird just flew into my window lmao Kwab
>>149576681>being shorter than tom cruise
IS THAT CORNY ASS CONROY GOING TO IMPROVE THE FUCKING TEAM TODAY OR NAW
>>149576795naw bro
he is on vacation in muskoka
Alright Cuck, take it away.
>>149576762 the birds in deadmonton getting ready to migrate already kwab