Thread 149564392

/hoc/key thread.
/hoc/vious: >>149557945

might make a wrap for dinner bros

>>149564418
I was thinking chili dogs

/playoffsbound/

>>149564423
Id marner for a week

>>149564392 (OP)
based summit series thread

thoughts on trb getting raped by bud?

bud1
mitch1

>>149564447
i don't think trb is capable of thought after that burrito mishap lmao

mitch made trb his bitch
bitch made trb got mitch'd

Islanders got first overall and didn’t draft hagens or misa instead picking the next owner power lol

>>149564242
The Islanders are the winners of the 2025-26 off-season.

Get to watch him play right now

>>149564501
cope he's the next potvin

>>149564425
Doubt

>>149564541
i doubt you're not a faggot lmao

did that one guy sign anywhere?

>>149564566
Retard

Calgary puck says connie cooked

Pew Pew Pius Sutr is a St Louis Blue.

>>149564577
Bud got him

bud draws near

can we not call each other retards please

Chelyabinsk got hit by a meteor kwab

thread needs more newfags trying to fit in

>>149564640
holy kwaboty, true facts bud

I'm going to have a pidzer tonight :)

>>149564501
He's literally in a different tier of talent than your boyfriend Misa.

>>149564638
I'm a retard and I gave permission to /hoc/ to use the word as they please

>>149564665
that was awfully nice of you

>>149564699
/hoc/ is for frens :)

Calgary Flames

Had a MASSIVE Marner today, haven't been regular for a week
How was u guyses day?

>>149564654
what toppings, bro?

my sabres are gonna miss the playoffs by no more than 3 points

mitch won

>>149564784
how are you taking mitch's victory over you?

>>149564753
I see them missing the playoffs while having more points than the 8th seed in the west.

late afternoon coffee and a marner

I’ve been Brock hard for the last 48 hours should I see a doctor?

JLMI

who won the marner trade?

Gary

>>149564893
Unfortunately your condition is reported to last 7 years.

>>149564901
My toilet

What is it with all the prancing on the ice?

shabanov-drouin-gauthier

>>149564896
thoughts on your loss to bud?

JLMI

>>149564901
My morning Marners

Why the fuck would he go to the Islanders

>>149565028
You gotta go back, rabbi.

>>149565077
who, Maxim Shabanov? get's him out of conscription, that's for sure

bluebirds are on

>>149565099
Misa will win it

>>149565159
Luv me Jaysies :)

>>149565194
>>149565194
I keep an eye on them every year cause the last time they won the Series, they canceled baseball for a little while, which was weird
>also follow the Mars and Rockies cause of family

>>149565179
Im sure theyll piss it away as usual

>>149565295
you should've kept an eye on bud on april 17 2022 lmao

>>149565179
Brad Richards got his final paycheque from the rags too, but that one never counted against the cap. They bought him out in 2014

>>149565303
Just like my islanders

ehlers holding out for that 11 million dollar aav from some stupid bozo team

Marner is a crybaby bitch I’m booing him when he comes back to toronto have fun vegass when he does nothing in playoffs little pussy boy

>>149565341
I forgot about him

>>149565341
He's from prince edward island

>>149565179
>it's not ok for the Devils to sign ridiculous contracts
>but it's ok for the Panthers to do it
If I were Gary Bettman I would worry about my family, worry about my well-being, some crazed Devils fan or player, who knows, might take it into their own hands and figure they get him out of the way....And you know things might get settled.

>>149565383
You know what's the least believable part of that? That you have a job and can afford to go to the game with the most expensive ticket next season

>>149565432
Panthers are a fucked organization makes sense their fans are a bunch of inbred buffoons.

>>149565457
he must have a proud dentist

>>149565432
Anon we here in a real country don't take hockey that serious. It's just a game. Don't equate first worlders like you and me with Can'tnadians

>>149565295
MY CAPTAIN KIRK carrying my Jaysies

>>149565381
my sabies pls

>>149564727
Meat lovers :)

I’m going to Korea next week so if you see a Korean flag it’s me.

got wing sauce on my shirt bro's kwab

>>149565564
Neat, I could go the SK for vacation and spend the entire time in Seoul, it's that vast and full of things to do
>where are you going? are you heading to Pusan? Or Jeju Island, perchance?

Wingstop is the only american slop chain I get angry at for fat spoiled american reasons. I know a boneless buffalo wing is a nonspecific unit of measure, but c'mon man. You can't do this to me

>>149565488
>>149565506
>yay, 5 hours into the game and my boreball team is winning in the 132nd game of the season but until the fat lady sings, there's still 3 hours left of this game but it's only 386 games left until the playoffs start, woohoo!

>>149565457
i delivered a pizza to this man when i was a struggling college student in columbus. pizza hut, deep dish, meat lovers.

>>149565642
You sound like you're a big fan of baseball, Sven; who's your team?

my boy pulkkinen stuck on long island with all those busts :(

meat lover pizza seems to be pretty popular here on /hoc/

>>149565687
8 straight Swedish Championships in the 90s.

>newfags and rape victims
and for this reason, I'm out

>>149565754
Neat, I haven't perused Swedish Basedball yet, but I'm getting into Euroleagues now, follow the Twins team in The Netherlands
>NPB and KBO have way more media coverage

>>149565744
It's bread, meat and cheese. What's not to love?

>>149565847
Nothing, it's bliss

>>149565461
>laffs

>“This team, since it entered the league, has really pushed the boundaries to be that winning team,” Marner said Tuesday. “That’s where I want to be. I want to be in a winning situation.”
What a bitch. Not "I want to contribute to a winning situation" Nah, this bitch just want to be dropped into a winning team without any effort. If there ever was a player deserving of a career ending injury in his 20s, it's Marner.

>>149565642
Did u have a bad day fren

>>149565988
He's only been about getting the bag since day one, you attract what you are.
And he's a big crybaby desu.

>>149565988
worked for Brad Marchand

>>149565988
How can you criticize Marner but laud Tavares

>>149565988
On time AND dependable delivery? My parcel service can't do that.

>>149565564
Bring us back a souvenir!

>>149566018
Based rockbrain

>>149565988
The only accurate reporting the sun does is on the leafs

>>149566067
>laffs
>winning situation
kek

>>149566186
The leafs regular seasons over the past decade are an impressive accomplishment. They don't get those results without Marner.

Just started the dishwasher bros don’t let them pile up in the sink

Marner is grateful to be free of Toronto with some reputation yet left to salvage

>>149566216
Laundry is currently the demon I must conquer.

>>149566242
as soon as I take my clothes off I immediately put them in the machine so I won’t forget

*drops a marner in the toilet*

*picks marner up out of toilet*

*drops a toilet on the marner*

>>149566186
Are you too young to remember the hype in 2018
>it’s not if we win but when and how many

*buds 1*

>>149566316
>hype is a winning situation
o i am laffin

* drops the fat beats *

https://youtu.be/o1GnvlwE3g0?list=RDo1GnvlwE3g0

>>149566330
raped retard

>conroy signed a 3rd c to 4.5 million
kek

>>149566330
raped retard

>>149566335
Good post

>>149566352
good post

what the fuck are you people talking about

>>149566366
the chilly easter evening of 2022

>>149566366
>you people

Wait, #93 is real. Not even a troll.

>>149566330
>On October 24, 2017, Glass published an official statement that detailed events of Kath subjecting her to sexual, physical and mental abuse during her time in Crystal Castles
>Glass and four other women came forward alleging that Kath had sexually preyed on them when they were teenagers and he was in his mid to late twenties
>further elaborated on Kath's behavior towards her, commenting that he had thrown her phone out of a moving car, torn her hair out and lied about the nature of her rib injury
I heard he was also on the roster for Canada's WJC 2018 team.

>>149566330
raped bitch

>>149566379
yeah. He was too much of a coward to wear it in toronto, and 16 is taken in vegas

what do you think Gary is doing at this moment

>>149566379
Retard

>>149566384
Good post

>>149566396
Your Mother

>>149566384
good post

>>149566406
raped bitch

>>149566396
Enjoying his 5th cocktail of the evening and reflecting on yet another successful NHL season.

>>149566422
Sounds comfy the other night I drank a lot of jack and cokes

>trb keeps getting raped
kwarb the jannies must be getting called soon

JLMI

>>149566434
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>149566422
That’s what I’m doing

>>149566457
boring is just a code word for comfy desu fampai

>>149566454
raped

desu is just a code word for t b h

>>149566459
Cheers from Canada!

hope everybody is having a good evening

Crystal castles is a Canadian iconic group shame our music industry is dying with mainstream crap like drake and weekend dominating instead

>>149566554
for me? Rush.

>>149566554
https://youtu.be/Za0Dq8JAs2A?list=RDZa0Dq8JAs2A

should've left earlier

>>149566379
>my dad was a big Doug Gilmour fan growing up
>so I decided to become the opposite of him as a player
I bet you that Don Cherry would rather hit Mitch the Bitch in the face than kiss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_6a1LFQETM

>>149566383
Is it morally wrong to buy their merch then?

>>149566597
moral equivalent of owning a sharter fart jersey

kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gang bang

>>149566619
Bedard was the real victim

I wanna watch hockey where is the hockey where are the games Gary

>>149566749
mitch1

>>149566749
thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?

>>149566762
welcome home, comrade

rempe has met his match

woah..

this kid has been doing his mewing! im very impressed, conroy ink this man 8 years, he's earned it

>>149566863
me on the right

>>149566863
bud and trb

pink pony club

>>149565988
>laffs

islanders camp

bud1
mitch1

Where do you think Ehlers ends up and for how much

>>149567107
copey too

>>149567167
Back in Winnipeg, 7x9m.

Just took a really stinky Marner.

what's up bro's

>>149567268
Hello

>>149567268
the sky

>>149567284
based drunk Eddie. I saw a doll of him in the dallas jersey at my local toystore. I should have bought it

>>149567297
up your butt and around the corner

>>149567315
but i Marner from there

flush it down to vegas

>>149567268
Hi fren!

will his inability to score on shitty russians translate to the nhl?

>>149567284
>its first Stanley Cup
This implies they've won a second. The correct phrase would've been "it's only Stanley Cup".

>>149567312
>my local toystore
What did you end up getting?

>>149567457
Don Cherry

don gary

>>149567405
Impressive. Very nice.

>>149567466
Based. I hope with this newfound mainstream patriotism in our country we'll finally get an apology for him. Maybe even admit he was right.

>>149567485
if 44 played the body like a canadian shabanov would be literally dead

This guy sounds good they should sign him too

gotta be tough to have the last name Cherry and not be a complete pervert

>>149567497
The only player who would play the body there is Trouba and it would be with his elbow out high.

>>149567497
Like this?

>>149567507
why?

>>149567507
Mr. Cherry has never had any controversy's or scandals apart from loving his country (which he dearly paid the price for).

>>149567521
so you don't know

>>149567519
WHAMMO!

>>149567532
if you think you'd be a pervert because of your name, i have some news

>>149567519
Romanov is Russian though. That's a nice hit but Flyers #8 had a real tunnel vision there.

>>149567594
Nominative determinism tyler biggs renata fast

>>149567519
And this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJkffjoG0EE

This off-season is going to suck bros

>>149567618
Just like my islanders

>>149567618
I’m enjoying it

>>149567625
More accurate than you may have originally thought

>>149567645
Can't believe the government took away sexy ice scrapers.

>>149567618
fraid so

>>149567605
that's why he posted it. go to bed, sven.

>>149567519
When my nigga Kronwall did this they put that nigga way for 5 minutes every time

is the sabres rebuild finally over?

>>149567618
at least we can blogpost

>>149567813
wtf

>>149567813
they do realise he's 50 right?

>>149567785
Yes. Expect unparalleled success.

>>149567813
What's the point in having Burns if Makar plays 2 minutes every PP? So he can be a slower than slow liability for the 11 minutes of ice-time he gets?

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149567904
sweet dreams

>>149567791
The only thing I remember from last year is Calgary not having water. 99% of blogposts are boring, and not in the comfy way.

>>149567909
I enjoy discussing music with you guys

>>149567904
goodnight fren

>>149567813
Ah yes, the perfect fit for one of the fastest cores in the league.

Calgary has fluoride again

>>149567938
nobody cares you schizo freak

He might move back to forward. It would be extremely funny watching Burns playing in slow motion besides MacKinnon and Necas.

>>149567950
mother fucker literally just mentioned calgary water fuckhead

total gimmickfag death

Randybros…

>>149567950
I literally just said it was the only thing I remember about last years off-season /hoc/. That story line was funny. I care that an active punishment for living in Alberta was taken away.

>>149567938
In the drinking water? That shit make newborns have downs and autism

Rasmuss andersson only wants to play for Vegas

>>149568040
Meds it removes cavities only

>>149567813
this season's old man: locked the fuck in let's fucking go (to another first round exit)

ill assume bonnie blue is a femboy porno actor

>>149568115
Is that your post? It’s very high quality.

>>149565077
>”hey Maxim, wanna sign with the team who held a fucking BBQ crying they traded away a fucking 4th liner?”

>>149568009
More old Sharkies on the Avies. Lets goo

I play for the Islanders. I hope some day /hoc/ learns to respect us

Islanders ahl team is relocating to Canada

islanders will complete their rebuild before the yzerplan does

>>149568135
No.

I'm going to smoke a few racks of ribs this weekend. Anyone want some?

ehhhhhh

>>149568225
Yzerclown will be fired for being responsible for the decentralized draft fiasco before completing his rebuild.

>>149568297
Oh yeah. I forgot that. That means he will play all 82 regular season games unless he'll get injured.

>993
reminds me of that tragedy

found two tattoos on my retarded kid tonight

>>149568297
Sad

>>149568225
Islanders aren’t even in a “rebuild”, they just were mediocre like they were the past 3 seasons. Only difference is that they stunk against the middling eastern teams this season

>>149568377
zoomers are like that

>>149568406
at least they're on his legs I didn't notice them for two years

>>149568412
>game 1
>game 2
>game 3
>game 4
>game 5
>game 6
>game 7

>>149568412
Faggot

>>149568402
thoughts on your victory over trb?

Oilers signing carter hart y’all are cooked now that we have good goaltending

>>149568452
Will he shart on a random Edmonton thot?

I like posting on HFBoards.

>>149568511
the goalie equipment thread is my favourite

Ruff Ryder Anthem should be the flames song

i miss my dawg so much
*pounds chest and points to the sky(

>>149568511
this is the most kino hockey board

>>149568772
what the FUCK is wrong with calgary fans?!

>>149568511
i'm a top 1% commenter on /r/hockey

>>149568772
the depths of hell

Currently take a massive canada. I need more fiber

>>149568978
fat fuck

>>149568452
But did Refmonton re-sign their MVP the zebras

i hope marner brought the flu to america and everyone gets sick

>>149568986
I'm 6''2 200 (that's 188 and 90 in poverty units)

I almost weigh a Stone

>>149568991
Yeah you third worlders don't have a sense of cleanliness

>>149568377
In poland tadpoles are called der frogenhausens

>>149569024
Fat

>>149568772
Reading the posts there gave me brain damage.

>>149568772
gary's not like that

>>149569268
*AHEM*
Post the real one

>>149569533
>Post the real one
bud one

>>149569545
fuck off mitch

>>149569602
uh o... xhe's bubblin'

>>149569602
Thoughts on your losses to bud and Mitch?

The fact that Marc Messier died for this disgusts me. We AREN'T worthy.

Messier provided evidence of Gretzfraud

If you hate calgarypuck you’re a sexless incel and we laugh at you while posting about the flames.

>>149567500
tldr

>>149564600
That place is a retard zoo

>>149569942
brad never should have betrayed panny now every team wants him
I hate Brad it's all his fault

>>149565680
Did you suck his dick too Holy boring story

>>149569959
just like my /hoc/ies

>>149569959
Sounds like this place. Calgarypuck actually discusses hockey not trb and Mitch.

>>149565988
For me, it's johnny hockey

>>149569268
Original 6 is retarded Gary marketing

>>149566137
Why are you here Reddit tourist go back

Who is your favourite calgarypuck user?

>>149570023
Calgarypuck discusses Calgary style hockey. Their main tactic is sucking the other team off, can you believe that? I think it's a bit queer myself. But, Calgarypuck seems to think it can get our Flames to a Stanley Cup and the pride parade the comes after.

>>149570032
Yeah

meanwhile, on utah puck

Calgarypuck is full of based gooners that watched the flames win in 1989. It’s not full of newgens like /hoc/.

chuck tell em about san antonio puck

>>149566351
He's a 2c here bud

>>149569959
Calgary pucks is based because its an old internet forum that hasn't been replaced reddit

formerly sneed's

>>149570291
*by reddit

:(

>>149570342
You just know he enjoys the milk he gets

There's a guy on CP named dissentowner who has mental breakdowns every other day and pretends he's an insider. There's a guy named sec213 who pretends he's an insider but only posts in gifs to svengali the rubes. The owner of that cesspool is a guy named Darcy McGrath and I've fucked his ex wife. It's a bad place.

remember that one time that flames anon posted a selfie and he looked like chris sutter lmao

>>149570444
No

>>149570438
I sadly know who all these people are

reminder

>>149570468
i know. but im not wrong. Theres like a half dozen more annoying spurges that makes that place almost unreadable. There are people there who thought it was a crime they didnt give mathew fucking philips first line minutes. Its a retard zoo.

>>149570544
Retard

>>149570291
it makes me sad that hfboards is dying

Oiler fans look like sloth from the goonies

>>149570735
Dube and lucic are in jail Johnny is dead

>>149570734
don't you talk to me or my wifes baby ruth ever again!

>>149570735
someone should have stopped this

>>149570735
this is why we don't win cups. wanna fucking kill myself now.

>>149567898
>What's the point in having Burns if Makar plays 2 minutes every PP? So he can be a slower than slow liability for the 11 minutes of ice-time he gets?
He has other skills that go unnoticed.
I think Burns actually had the best penalty kill numbers on the team last year. Which is nuts when you're playing with Jaccob Slavin.

i'm the bad boy of this genny
smokes let's go

>>149569863
fuck mark messier. i wont buy your fucking lays chips you fucking shit

>>149571031
Chin up partner, its videos like this that separate us from the rest of the league

>>149571159
>its videos like this that separate us from the rest of the league
you're right about that. but, i'm not sure if it's a good separation

I’m a regular poster on calgarypuck

im a regular poster of didnt ask

i'm a regular poster on 4chan /hoc/
you might know me, i'm kind of a big deal

>>149571251
Big fan of your work!

>>149571248
didn’t ask either chump

>>149570735
thats that good shit
inject it straight into my veins

Woah... Bettman chose me to post on /hoc/. I'm his top guy !

saw a handful of good flames posts

imagine when ai gets more powerful in the future to the point where you will have to post a picture of your skates before being able to post on /hoc/

>>149571319
AI has gotten outta hand

>>149570735
This is just phone ring tune the whole 2 minutes

one day they’re be only one poster on /hoc/ left as we grow older and get families and hockey fades out of our lives.

>>149571361
there is only one actual poster on /hoc/ already. Everyone here is a bot except one poster.

@grok am I gay?

>>149571299
I really don't...like Gary Bettman. And I disapprove of what he did. I would love to be in, probably Bettman occupied Sunrise, Florida.

>>149571233
Which retard are you? I'll list more insufferable cphaggots. Pepsifree is an underemployed fat virgin.

>>149571229
I think it's good tbqh. Makes us not take ourselves too seriously. That's the difference between flameschads and oilychodes

>>149571251
Love your stuff!

>win the Cup
>drink it up
Sutter did in fact look good he was extremely effay

Hey EM, what are you gonna Dillon dube about it

This song is so good

I didn't agree with that blake coleman distinct kicking motion call but maybe it was all for the best

>>149571373
is grok better than chatgpt?

>>149564725
>>149564871
>>149566275
>>149566285
>>149567193
>>149567372
we don't use that term anymore bros

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=skCSunNpS9I
soul

Chatgpt just made up the lyrics when I asked it for the lyrics, just made some shit up. Creepy. Like hockeyninja on cp. Strong suspicion he's melinated

>>149571479
This gave me the ick

>>149571395
oilers fans actually think they can win the cup
delusional chumps havent figured it out yet and to think they have mcdavid right there.. unable to get it done, should be telling but nope

>>149571539
stop bullying gpt ! it did it's best for you !

>>149571539
it's not nice to gaslight the robots

>>149571495
Chatgpt likes making shit up

>>149571539
Slap a female voice onto that and I'd feel suicidal for upsetting the computer.

Someone should lucic female chatgpt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBchsC-pDE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QiG7i-Yik20
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqAkLH6Pk4M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgaTwOjjdh4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7pGDgiYoN0
Official /hoc/ offseason playlist

>>149571389
My favourite poster is thescorpion

>>149564501
James fagens will literally be a mediocre player. Misa is fine but given how every scout acted, Schaefer is the correct choice and looks nothing like Power.

>>149571652
Total nerd. He's one of these dataincels who thinks hockey needs to fit the model. And he's a used car salesman to boot. You like that dork?

>>149571683
thoughts on your victory over trb?

we don't use voice chat here lil bro

>>149571788
>he thinks he's cool because he talks hockey with the CIA

Just took a concerning Marner. It was bloody, and also painful.

Join us at /nba where were discussing the theological conceptions of Jesus's divinity and how much of a fag LeBron is for rocking that orange purse

>>149571742
James fagens was never going 1st overall. He tanked his own stock and now he’s stuck on as zombie bruins organization

>>149571611
Holy id fuck that brunette

>>149571538
Funny thing is the oily boys are gonna have to watch our flames hoist the cup next season

>>149571611
Blair is hockeyninja (black) funny rap thon

>>149571799
>>149571799
nope

>>149571611
Id kill myself if I was true mamba that was truly terrible

good morning /hok/ej frens

>>149571799
sometimes if I'm drunk I just sit in the tub and birth shits until they're all out

just made a good post in /cr*c/

tfw you realise your team is shit because no players wants to live in your city

>>149571890
In the tub? How fat are you

we love kmitchie here now

I'm on the /hoc/ BBS, why aren't you?

my doctor told me to take two tums every night to help with my morning marners

why Islanders

>>149571890
jesus christ

>>149572010
we don't call them that now

just took a midsummer marner myself

i bet marner hater guy's real goal is to get people to talk about marners more.

>>149572042
no

piggo stye isn't allowed back on tv until they invent something wider than widescreen

>>149572080
we love iyo here tranny ya fed hasn't had a milly in years just like ya hockey team

kek gonna cry? dimeless bitch

>>149572118
but enough about u

playing diablo apparently the thorns spirit born is a pain in the ass to play KWAB. might switch to sorc later on

i heard the didn't ask dlc just dropped

>>149572181
jsut bought the slutmog :)

Can the Flyers do something with Zegras?

>>149572221
Going from Torts to Tocchet is like saying you got rid of cancer but have mono

can the bud do something with 1?

we DO love iyo here

Yikes /hoc/ is dead af

>>149572317
ok leme try something

>>149572317
jlmi

>>149572344
BASED allstar game enjoyer

>>149572317
Just like my penguins ):

>>149571539
I don't know why people do this or feel bad when they see this. ChatGPT is firing on all cylinders when it gets to go through it's collection of apologetic reddit posts to customize one just for you.

just took a large, smelly marner (a synonym for defecation)

>>149572475
absolutely not

we need a nickname for this buster ^

retard

>>149572499
it's just copey
he's desperately trying to stop us from shitting on marner now that marner's on his team

I hope Marner has a horrible year in Vegas and everyone shits on him for actually being a massive bitch towards the city of Toronto.

>>149572517
What a pathetic troon

I hope Marner win the stanley cup for vegas against toronto in toronto

>>149572504
>>149572517
>>149572524
>>149572529
newfag

>>149572548
BASED

>>149572524
What? Why?

>>149572550
We don't sign our posts here

>>149572660
why would i sing my post how would that translate

>>149572524
I’m rooting for a 120 point or a 69 point Marner next season.

This shit is getting weirder every day

Took another Marner. This time it was pure blood. Pure fucking blood.

>>149572789
think that dude actually likes hockey

>>149572793
You need a scoping

>>149572793
They all splash the same

just looked at todays signings. what a shit free agency. i guess it is making up for all the big trades and stuff that happened this season. it all balances out.

>fbi pajeet is an isles fan
cmtsu

where tf is everyone

>>149574260
i read through the replies from the last 3 hours and not a single one justified further response

wheres jen

>>149574260
>>149574368
So post something worthy of discussion like how Putin is slowly invading America through the Islanders org

>>149574475
no, it is not my job to entertain you

>>149574475
> the coach of Shabanov's KHL team was the AHL head coach for Tampa from 16-17 to 22-23, and a scout for Tampa in 23-24. He has to know Darche pretty well.
My islanders have the Russian connection

>>149574475
i thought pooptin was doing it thru the canes

>>149574499
Says who

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>149574703
>laffs

>>149574758
endgame Marners happen here

>>149574837
and that last wha player? adolf hitler voter

>>149572789
Marnerjeet has met his match.

when is gary going to discuss the native catacombs underneath the saddledome

>>149575255
he won't dox himself so never

"Trying for a kid" is such a weird euphemism

>>149575319
not as bad as pining for a kid
see: flames fans

medical assistance in dying is a fun euphemism

>>149575388
MEDIC! I NEED A MEDIC!!!
Medic here sir, what do you need assistance with?
DYING!!!!!!!

doctor.....dying....marner......

>>149575255
He never will because it ill delay the destruction of the dome

>>149575021
He didn’t look good. He had a breakaway and ran out of steam immediately

fug stampede is tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wrXPjHH8igw

"Do or do not, there is no trying for a kid"

-Yode

I need a plunger for this one lads...

Good morning /hoc/key. Once I finish my coffee, I'm going fishing

>>149575816
Thank you for your service.

>>149575876
Cool have fun :)

If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I'd just as soon stay home

remember when everyone in the south had ass worms that made them retarded and die because they were taking marners in outhouses
kwab go flames

>>149574837
this is a direct result of the excessive league expansion
burns doesnt belong in this league
he cant skate but still gets paid cause he has an active stick

>>149576255
lmao I love this format

>>149576281
he was a first pair defenseman for the canes last year lol

>>149576503
and he had 7 giveaways vs the panthers

>>149576521
that's the champs

My neck hurts

>>149576533
and?
that makes it ok then to be shit i guess

>>149576641
My thoughts were this scene but with Marner and Eichel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWX-H9j4Fw

*marners*

A bird just flew into my window lmao Kwab

*slips*

>>149576681
>being shorter than tom cruise

IS THAT CORNY ASS CONROY GOING TO IMPROVE THE FUCKING TEAM TODAY OR NAW

>>149576795
naw bro
he is on vacation in muskoka

Alright Cuck, take it away.

>>149576813
>>149576813

>>149576762
the birds in deadmonton getting ready to migrate already kwab