Thread 149572326

Palmeiras vs Chelsea

>>149572326 (OP)
>Palmeiras logo copypasted from the Boston Celtics
Can't respect that

>>149572326 (OP)
Does Chelsea stand a chance?

MUNDIAL STATUS?

it's tomorrow dumb fukou

>>149572383
It doesn’t even feature a palm tree, fraudulent club

Now thats an extremely early match thread

Easy game for us, boys in blue.

>>149572383
>>149572612
Ummm Palmeirasbros???

>>149572326 (OP)
Bit early m8

>>149572326 (OP)
Chelsea's getting heem'd tonight.

DEATH TO ANIME

why the fuck would they schedule games for july 4th

>>149572383
>copypasted
nope

Chelsea wins 3-0

>>149572326 (OP)
we dont care

Who /a/ here?

>>149572326 (OP)
LatinXoids gonna get mogged by an American owned team of youngsters.

>>149577055
I see.
That's amazing!
Please, tell me more.

(don't mind me, just passing by)

>>149576458
Its tomorrow blud

>>149572383
Isn't their logo a midget chicano dressing als "irish" for >muh heritage?

ominous

Jota was Neto's bf. He will not be on the pitch tomorrow. Palmeiras chances increased.

>>149572326 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tick tick firsties

Which sport would be my ideal alternative to football/soccer for me?
> A sport where womens are always superior to mens
> A sport where there are always more womens than mens
> A sport that has more female fans
> A sport where men are inferior in every way
> A sport where all the most representative, important and historic figures are all womens

>>149576467
nice and early
based

>>149576467
LIFE TO ANIME

we will go down as the most pathetic brazilian campaign in CWC, our biggest win will be against fucking bostafogo which is a small team in BR

Since the thread is up early might as well update CWC stats.
>By confederations
Alive in QF:
UEFA 5/12 (41.7% success rate)
CONMEBOL 2/6 (33.3%)
AFC 1/4 (25%)

Lost clubs in R16: CONMEBOL (2/6), UEFA (4/12)
Eliminated in R16: CONCACAF (2/5)
Lost clubs in group stage: CONMEBOL (2/6), UEFA (3/12), CONCACAF (3/5), AFC (3/4)
Grouped: OFC (1/1), CAF (4/4)

>By countries
Alive in QF:
Germany 2/2 (100%)
France 1/1 (100%)
Saudi Arabia 1/1 (100%)
Brazil 2/4 (50%)
Spain 1/2 (50%)
England 1/2 (50%)

Lost clubs in R16: England (1/2)
Eliminated in R16: USA (1/3), Portugal (1/2), Mexico (1/2), Brazil (2/4), Italy (2/2)
Lost clubs in group stage: Portugal (1/2), Spain (1/2), Mexico (1/2), USA (2/3)
Grouped: Austria (1/1), Japan (1/1), South Korea (1/1), UAE (1/1), Morocco (1/1), South Africa (1/1), Tunisia (1/1), Egypt (1/1), New Zealand (1/1), Argentina (2/2)

>Confederations that remain undefeated
None
>Countries that remain undefeated
Saudi Arabia
>Clubs that remain undefeated
Palmeiras, Fluminense, Al Hilal, BVB, RM

>>149587528
>flamengo: Neuer bregs about how weak they were
>botafogo: parks the bus to a brazilian team and loses, causing the manager to be fired
I would say that it was the 2nd best campaign; the feat of elliminating the semi-finalist could only be surpessed by reaching the final.

>>149587641
both had their cool moment, bostafogo fans will remember about their win against PSG and Flameme will talk about how they scored 3 goals against the same Chelsea that eliminated Palmeiras. Sure the context are different but 'zilians are too low iq to get it. Still think our campaign will be embarrassing

Wtf why post so early? I was ready to watch, fuck you OP

>>149587641
since you're a jewmeiras fan i know you don't even believe that and it's just straight up lying here

As an American, I’m confused why every article I read regarding the Club World Cup is a manager or executive bitching about it. They complain about the temperature, as if their players are kit professional athletes who are expected to play at the highest level despite whatever adversity is thrown their way.

I like international soccer. And I like the idea of the best teams playing each other in a format like this - why wouldn’t you want to see the best of the best teams in the world compete in a winner takes all format? But the constant bitching about the weather and venues outside of Europe have really soured my view of European soccer. It comes off as entitled and soft, in all honesty.

Can someone give me some background? Why wouldn’t these teams be excited to compete for a chance to be proven the best club in the world?

>>149587937
top euro teams are all plastic souless teams with plastic fans and greedy owners. this type of competition would be kino if it had real football teams, not fucking PSG or Manchester City

>>149587937
Europeans believe such a tournament already exists and is called the UEFA champion's league.
It's a bit similar to how the NBA champions are called the world champions under the assumption that the best NBA team must also be the best team in the world, and NBA teams and players would see a world tournament in their off season as more of a chore than anything else because they see all other teams and leagues beneath them.
That said, not all European managers and players reacted like this, some were actually quite professional, like Guardiola, Luis Enrique or Thomas Müller.

>>149587937
euros always had an eurocentric view about football even when south american clubs still had the best players and the financial gap between the continents wasn't so huge
it's a miracle that even care about the world cup honestly
but since you're american it's kind of like how foiregners "joke" about the teams in your major leagues entitling themselves as world champions without beating any team outside of your country

>>149587984
I suppose, but the fact that multiple European teams are getting beat by other clubs should be proof enough that European leagues ain’t all that.

Your analogy is solid, but you’re forgetting that in Olympics there is only one Team USA. If they win or lose, it’s just one of them. But in this tournament, several European teams have been embarrassed only to come out and complain about the conditions. Just seems bitch made to me.

>>149587937
When sissy (((yuros))) are humbled by brazilian, argentinean, mexican, arab and even american teams their image is harmed. This is terrible for UEFA's business, they brag about how petrodollars and moneylaudering buy the best players and this makes them "better" at football. Decades of branding being thrown out of the window.
Dats why they invent 37 different leagues so even their 2 division clubs don't have time to play against someone outside yurop.... when they do, in same fitness conditions, everyone sees how overinflated and hyperestimated their plastic irrelevant super teams are.
but if you have pleady 2x the matches they do, they somehow use the data to brag about how they spent 3 billions to win a game against some exhausted foe

>>149572326 (OP)
Why does Siri look like shit now? She got on Ozempic?

>>149588133
breast reduction surgery
sierra skye got it too

>>149587693
Only the fans will care about this.
>>149587763
Cope, merdarinthiano.

>>149588035
>but you’re forgetting that in Olympics there is only one Team USA
Not at all comparable because those are national teams.
The equivalent tournament in basketball terms does not exist as far as I know. You'd have to see NBA teams vs Euroleague teams vs teams in whatever professional basketball leagues exist elsewhere.

>>149588035
This happened because of the recent poor performance of South American clubs against Europeans; like the last time a non-European team won the cwc was in 2012 against a really weak Chelsea, the 7-1 really strengthened this idea that the only football that was worthwhile was from Europe . Honestly, I think that most of the european clubs didn't really care at the start; they thought it would be a easy competition, but as the results came in, some of them got a little more serious. Maybe in 2 or 3 editions it will be a more prestigious cup, especially if clubs and national teams get good results.

>>149588324
>especially if clubs and national teams get good results.
South Americans really need other national teams in their confederation to start doing better and hopefully win the WC a few times to avoid the accusations that the WC is just a Euros with invitations for Brazil and Argentina.

>>149587937
Who? Both BVB and Bayern were excited for this tournament, from players to management. Do you have some examples?
Comments like yours are strange to read lol, they dont match the reality here.
The one thing thats true ist that most German club fans dont care for this competion, and why should they if their club isnt playing in it? German footie culture isnt similar to Brazilian footie, rival football fans might laugh at workplace over weak performances but thats it. People here in general only follow 1 club besides NT football, which I guess is different to South American football culture who root for their country teams even if they arent a fan of thst specific club.

>>149589385
>who root for their country teams even if they arent a fan of thst specific club.
I do not believe that's really the case.
I think everyone will root for the underdog just because upsets are interesting, especially in such a competition where the most non-Euro teams to advance means the most interesting matches you can't normally see in, say, the UCL.

Lol

>>149590132
People rooted for Al Hilal over RB Salzburg, so I kinda doubt your thesis

>>149588641
We've had this discussion before, 99% of Euro qualifiers are:
>S National Team
>literal microstate
>state with less than 4 million inhabitants
>shitter NT that has never made it to the WC or hasn't in +30 years

Or in the case of Portugal, several micro states.

>>149593390
???
You saw Saudi flags that said they were not Al Hilal supporters supporting Al Hilal because it was Saudi?
Well, even in that strange case, Saudi Arabia is not South American so I'm not sure it helps your thesis either.
And I think it should be noted everyone instinctively roots against Red Bull teams. I know I'd have rooted for Rapid Wien against Al Hilal if it was there precisely because it'd be an underdog and also likeable, or at least not hateable.
For what it's worth I was mildly rooting for Salzburg as much as I could while frankly not caring much about that entire group.

>>149593581
I thought "Mundial" meant club world cup in Spanish and Portuguese, have I bean mislead?
And I'm not sure I follow your reply. I meant that South America would be benefitted to have Colombia or Paraguay win something this century so that the whole confederation isn't reduced to just Brazil and Argentina and dinosaurs.

>>149594053
mundial can mean both the cwc and the world cup
one refers to clubs and the other to national teams

>>149594025
No, I said most people in the match thread were rooting for Al Hilal since you said people here root for the underdogs, which absolutly wasnt the case between Salzburg and Al Hilal.rrhp8v

>>149572399
It looks like NOPE

>>149594344
yuros are always saying that all their leagues and teams are miles ahead of the rest of the world so by this logic salzburg were the favorites

>>149594025
>>149594344
And I want to add, one club is owned by Red Bull with a squad value of 15mil while the other is owned by an entire state conglomerate, a value above 100 mil with players like Neves, Malcolm, Cancelo, Bono, Koulibaly, Leonardo etc. Wild to call them the underdogs lol. No, people rooted against Salzburg since they were an Euro club, shrimple as.
Not that Im not used to people rooting against >us.

make chelshit shit again

>>149594406
Ah yes, plucky underdogs Al Hilal against the mighty Salzburg xD >our transfer record is 12mil for Brendan, Im pretty sure every single South American club has more money to spend than Salzburg

I need to see Estevao OG

>>149594293
I know it's from mundo/mondo/monde but I saw a poster saying "copa de mundo" is used for the WC and "mundial" is used for the CWC.
>>149594344
>>149594415
But the post I replied to didn't say anything about rooting against European clubs. It mentioned that that poster (you?) thought South Americans were rooting for teams from their country even if they didn't normally support them, which is what I'm contesting.
I mentioned that you might have seen such an effect because
(a) people tend to root for the underdog (this was especially the case for the Botafogo vs PSG match)
(b) the tournament would be boring if too many European teams advanced and this this turned into a second UCL.
In fact, I was very against this tournament at the beginning, because I thought the bad scenario in point (b) would happen and I figured this would just be a pointless second UCL. I'm very glad to have been proven wrong and very grateful tor the teams that stole European spots into the knockout tournament so that we could keep seeing cross-confederation match ups.
I do not think your counter example with RB Salzburg vs Al Hilal really covers both of these points, and more importantly I do not believe it lends credence to the original point I was replying to.
In any case, as I said,
>I think it should be noted everyone instinctively roots against Red Bull teams
Moreover, as exemplified by the Brazilian poster you replied to, it seems the appearance of being an underdog (in this case being a team outside of UEFA) is more important than actually being an underdog (in this case being a team considerably less wealthy than an oil gigateam).

>>149589385
>South American football culture who root for their country teams even if they arent a fan of thst specific club
I think that's a very specific reaction to this tournament. South Americans have been hammered with the idea that football here is too far behind European football and that our clubs wouldn't even make it past the R16. Especially when you look at the past results of the old CWC format. I believe there was a positive surprise that started with the Palmeiras v Porto and Fluminense v Dortmund games that escalated and got people to think "wait, wait, wait! We can actually compete with them!"
You won't see Sudacas supporting their compatriots in the Copa Libertadores or anything like that. At best in Brazil, where football developed in a state level and interstate rivalries aren't really significant, so you might see someone from Rio happy for a club from São Paulo or Rio Grande do Sul. But this general "us against them" thing against UEFA is a one-time episode caused by this sudden boost in self-esteem. And even then, River fans pissed themselves laughing at Boca for conceding to a PE teacher and Fluminense fans are overjoyed that Bayern sent Flamengo home. So it's more complicated than it seems.

>>149594791
lmao that retarded can't even score OG in big matches.

>>149594930
But your original point doesnt make sense and is proven wrong by my case with Salzburg, who were the underdogs and still had people rooting against them. And my original point being South American club fans also rooting for other South American also stands, as can be evidenced in multiple match threads or simple threads on the catalog, a different football culture to for example Germany, where viewership was extremely low and carried only by Buyern and Doofmund fans, something that is also mirrored in level of German footie discussion here on spee.

Abel 'The Devil Worshiper" Ferreira sacrificed one of his countrymen just to win this match. Despite that, Chelsea should still be able to win. Palmeiras is missing 3 of their 4 main defenders. The last time they had to play like this, the opposing team scored 2 goals in the first 5 minutes.

>>149595020
>But your original point doesnt make sense and is proven wrong by my case with Salzburg
I do not understand how you can look at my post and say, this to be honest. I may not have explained myself well but I don't want to go through the effort of rephrasing myself yet again.
Let's agree to disagree on this topic.
>where viewership was extremely low and carried only by Buyern and Doofmund fans
On a semi-unrelated sidenote, I have a funny anecdote about this. I asked a German colleague if he was keeping up with the CWC. He said no, he only cares about his club (not present in the CWC). Then I mentioned the group stage had finished and that both BVB and, obviously, Bayern had advanced.
He immediately stopped me
>what do you mean obviously? Bayern lost their match against Benfica!
So much for not keeping up lel
Of course I doubt he was actually watching the matches, just makes for a funny story.

>>149595263
>and say, this to be honest.
and say this, to be honest.*

>>149572326 (OP)
Hoja tem pal

>>149595263
Well if your friend is a football fan, then its not surprising he knows that since it was their first ever loss to Benfica. It was mentioned in most football news outlets alongside most other results.

>>149572326 (OP)
The post-Ukraine War context has left Chelsea in a rebuilding phase, with a talented but inconsistent squad and tactical vulnerabilities due to absences (Caicedo) and the emotional impact of Diogo Jota's death, particularly affecting Pedro Neto and team morale. These factors boost Palmeiras' chances, who can leverage their defensive solidity and quick counter-attacks led by Estêvão to pull off an upset. While Chelsea remains the favorite (55-60% chance of advancing), Palmeiras has a realistic shot at victory (30-35% in normal time, 40-45% including extra time/penalties), especially if Neto is absent or emotionally compromised. The match promises to be closely contested, with Palmeiras potentially capitalizing on Chelsea’s lingering post-2022 instability.

>>149595550
He's not a football fan, he's just a fan of his club.
I wasn't trying to prove a point by the way, it's just a funny anecdote.

>>149586349
Volley

>>149586349
Rhythmic gymnastics.

VAI TOMAR NO CU CHELSHIT
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AQUI É PALMEIRAS PORRA

If Palestra doesnt win agaisnt the worst chelsea of all time im going to personally kill abel bagreira

>>149596348
Chealsea é um bairro em Londres, manito.

Fluminense plays today you autists

>>149595078
Chelsea loses:
>Their only attacker with brains who regularly plays well, aka Pedro Neto
>Their only midfielder who can play from the back, who despite not playing regularly nor a complete DMF, plays well, aka Romeo Lavia
>Their only DMF, who forces opponents to play wide in order to avoid him in midfield, aka Moises Caicedo
Chelsea is forced to:
>Rely on Palmer in attack and wait for him not getting warm.
>Have to use MaduCAN'T or nCAN'Tku
>Move Enzo Fernandez back in the formation or play with a DMF without pace.

>American vs English team
>On 4th of July
Ameribros, you will support Palmeiras like real Americans, won't you?
Remember to be the real American, fighting for the right of every man. When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside. You gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide.

>>149587937
European football acts just like the NBA does to the Euroleague

>>149588641
Ecuador, Paraguay and Colombia are playing some of their best footie recently. And you can never count the big 3 out

>>149596715
NBA players are way better in general than Euro players. A really mid player is the NBA is a star in Europe.

>>149596896
That's not really true anymore, the NBA has a completely different ruleset now and many of the stars of today would struggle with FIBA rules and the style of play in Europe. Plus, many of the European teams could beat the NBA teams too, maybe not the top teams, but the bottom half, sure.

>>149572326 (OP)
> 4am
infantino plz

>>149572326 (OP)
FLUMINENCE HAS WON
PALMEIRAS IS NEXT

tonight we will bring shame to brazil

>>149572326 (OP)
Say "PALMEIRAS NUNCA SERÁ MUNDIAL" or you will spend 10 years without getting laid.

Palmeiras sisters, what are our chances of winning?

We are gonna fucking lose.

>brazilians unironically care about this
it's only chelsea

Lets go palm tree bros

>>149572326 (OP)
Today, Brazil is Chelsea.

>>149601834
If they play "joga bonito", they'll get raped
If they play "murderball". they'll maybe win it in PKs

>>149601834

not good

>>149601834
baseado e angelapilado, we have 0 chance of winning tonight

>>149601000
2 am here. holding up like you cant believe

>>149601813

o palmeiras nao tem mundial
o palmeiras nao tem mundial
birebaixado e nao tem mundial

>>149601862
SHUT UP
I WANT BRAZIL TO BE REAL

>>149601942
O meme não pode morrer

This post completely annuls any Zica against Palmeiras in this thread and amplifies any Zica against Chelsea.

How's Chelsea right now? Can Palmeiras win?

>>149601920
>>149601834
Can you stop posting cute men?
>>149601998
>Zica
I'm just waiting for Maresca line up

I'm a Chelsea fan but also kinda want non-European teams to shine

>>149601834
please please tell me she has an onlyfans or patreon where she shows off more of her eyebrows, preferably in lewd situations
i will pay as much as i must

>>149602186
My answer:
>>149595705

>>149601921
From 2 to 4 AM tough, but still doable. From 4 to 6 am that’s already too much.

>>149602247
I’ve got thousands of unlabeled webms lying around, but I still managed to find it.

chelsea fans i repeat
you must convert yourself to jesus if you want to win this game
abel is using all the tricks from satan to win this
only jesus can save you from total elimination

Not very confident for this game, mundial joke will continue

>>149602186
Chelsea has been weak since the American bought them but they are rebuilding their squad

Even my mum that usually spiral into anxiety every big Palmeras game is calm and collected. Deep down she knows we have little chance.

Que horas e o jogo?

What are you guys doing b4 the match? I watched Gantz 0 and got in the mood to read the manga again. The beginning takes ages to take off lol.

>>149602659
22

>>149602469
i like to collect pictures of bielsa sitting on his nevera hehe

>>149601942
you have to go back

>>149602736
Just re-watch the anime until the filler arc starts then go back to the manga.

>>149602736
Playan' fortnite

>>149602775
I remember watching the anime when I was a kid, it only aired on MTV or VIVA at like 10 pm lol, I remember being surprised anime besides pokemon, digimon and DBZ existing

>>149602755
There were some images somewhere too, but I won’t be able to find them now.

>>149602837
I only watched Desert Punk on MTV when I was a kid. I recommend it, specially the manga, it has some real artistic merit.

>>149602736
I'm going to cook
>cream cheese instead of cheddar
>bacon and fried egg instead of vegetables
I'll take any of these:
>Palmeiras vs Flumemense
>Chelsea vs Flumemense

>>149602736
Studying because I'm stupid and failed almost all of my uni classes

>>149602736
drinking mate and playing haxball
probably will make a pizza with bacon and olives

>>149602247
Let Fluminense shine next round then. Palmeiras needs to get fucked.

>>149602631
i'm 0 worried about that match, i will just shitpost at match thread and drink some beer while enjoy my team lose to Chelsea, again.

>>149602335
What happen to that old lad?

>>149602736
just started a new save on 7 Days to Die

If Palmiras win does it confirm Serie A (Brazil) > EPL?

Okay, first beer of the night waiting for the game.

>>149603525
Hola Oscar

>will have to miss the game because it's my dad's birthday
Meh, I guess family comes first.

>>149603525
Nice latte

>>149603606
Hallo Leon

>>149603525
>it would be 15 euros + 5 mandatory tip for that glass of 95% foam 5% beer sir
imagine being spanish lol

>>149603663
It was only 6€.
Picrel was 15€.

>>149603676
Jesus Christ
You're killing me man

Eu amo ser branco

Palmeiras will win

>>149603786
Baseado.
Heil Hitler.

After all, this CWC was about 2 brazilian teams against 5 EUROPEAN TEAMS.

The 'Best Club of the World', Champion of the CWC 2025, using 12/32 slots of participation, the largest participation, of course will be an european team, right? Heh.

reminder: tonight Brasil is Palmeiras, every single brazilian with no exception will support Palmeiras

>>149603786
My uncle who lives in SP(palmeiras supporter) is very pale white with blue eyes( Italian)

fat bunda status?

>>149603849
All the favelados (corinthians and Flamengo) and jews (spfc) wont

>>149603867
reported.
leave this board, coomer

BRING ME CHEL SEA

>>149603786
Eu amo ser brasileiro

>>149603867
I only like trans girls sorry

>>149603888
I just saw a petite tranny, why they look so good?

>Palmerda vs Chelshit
What can I expect from this?

>>149603942
slurp

>>149603942
>Palmeiras lost 3 defenders
>inefficient attack
>dumb coach
>shit Estevão playing
90 min of semen slurp

>>149603942
the Cold Palmer show

AQUI E PALMEIRAS PORRAAAAA

>>149603645
Alonso?

>>149603849

sorry sir
you will not have the mundial

>>149603525
Cheers

>>149604009
SEX

>>149603948
>>149603971
Say it ain't so... I at least hope one of Palmerda's players manages to injure Enzo Fernandez and finally ends his career. That would more than make up for all the slurping.

>>149604006
>the Cold Palmer show
starting eleven status?

Biboca garagem favela, biboca garagem favela!
Fubanga maloca bocada, fubanga maloca bocada!
Maloca bocada fubanga, maloca bocada fubanga!
Favela garagem biboca, favela garagem biboca, porra!

any chelsfags here?

>>149603902
Sorry but Yukari is a Dortmund lifelong

I'm playing Rematch, and so far, argies are constantly sperging and yelling on the mic, while macacos are laughing and having fun even when losing. I haven't heard a single chilean or peruvian talking on mic for some reason.

>>149604032
They sued Desperados because they claimed their beer contained tequila, which was false, and they had to change the name to aguardiente.
They are starting to distribute it again because I also bought it the other day.

>>149604056
>Chileans
>Peruvians
Too busy playing Blue Archive now that it's out on Steam.

Palmeirense é tudo um bando de playboy cuzão. Têm mais é que se foder. BORA CHELSEA!

>>149604056
Here in Spain, you play on the European servers, but playing on a South American server must be a religious experience, especially during MW2 and BO era kek

>>149604068
>8k players
I don't think so lol

>>149604068
I will not play your gacha slop
I will consume your content through the boorus
Thanks in advance

>>149604093
I checked out the group chat before release and not kidding like 1/4 if not more of the guys there were Chileans.

tb h I lost interest in the cwc

>>149604105
I don't play gachas either. I know dudes whose entire lives have been consumed by that filth.

>>149604105
Holy based (im the same)

>>149604117
Sure bro, It has nothing to do with the fact that Barcelona, the quintessential Moorish team, and Casablanca are not in the cup. Be humble, please. But yeah, the tournament is too long, it shouldn't have a round of 16.

Game time! Uefa vs Conmebol strike again.

Chelsea: Robert Sanchez; Malo Gusto, Trevoh Chalobah, Levi Colwill, Marc Cucurella; Reece James, Enzo Fernandez; Pedro Neto, Cole Palmer, Christopher Nkunku; Liam Delap.
Manager: Enzo Maresca

Palmeiras: Wéverton, Vanderlan, Bruno Fuchs, Micael, Agustín Giay, Emiliano Martínez, Richard Rios, Facundo Torres, Allan, Estêvão, Vitor Roque
Manager: Abel Ferreira

Stadium: Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Referee: Alireza Faghani
Kick-off: 9pm (01:00 GMT, 03:00 CEST July 5).

Let's go!

>>149604040
starting

>>149604088
>tfw half the server is Polish/Russian

Estevao looks like black bart simpson

>>149604195
pige

This tournament is kinda cozy maybe infantino was right

I what language was that Corazón Partío cover?
Who sang it?

>>149604210
That's 100% true, my dear anon. It's neither a serious tournament nor a bunch of preseason friendlies; it's the CWC (comfy world cup), and the only thing that would make it comfier for me is if it were also summer down here.

fuck chelshit

No Gomez, no Piquerez...It's over

Palmeiras must win
ffs pls

>>149604306
Absolutely vile

>>149604306
That's the minimum amount of ass I consider acceptable. Any less and she might as well be a man.

>>149604306
This stupid bitch used to be hot.

worst palmeiras of all time btw

AAAAAVVVAAAAANNNNNTEEEEE

>>149604154
>Delap
is this guy actually good or just better than jackson

>>149588068
>>149588027
>>149587984
>>149594936
>>149595263
its insane the inferiority complex from thirdies in here kek
we know we know, europe cucks your players from you and you have to seethe it up because the CWC is your only one chance for revenge, but stop shitting up the board with your bitter cuckold revenge fantasies

can someone post a >globo stream

>>149604306
eeeeeeeeew
>>149604389
she took this brazilian girl to the same path. i'm 100% there's a freak paying for it

Okay, I'm brown. Now what?

>>149604449
https:// multicanais. property

>>149604483
muito obrigado

20 bings remaining until total chelshit death

>chikaner arrived
goodnight everybody, hope next time game we can have a good thread

>>149604473
sauce?

>>149604504
he's already spamming the whole board using our flag btw

>>149604506
i don't remember but she's grotesque right now, don't worry about it.

>>149604481
The life cycle of spaniards

how accurate is this image

CHIKAAAAAAAAAANER, VIAAAAAAADO
>CHIKAAAAAAAAAANER, VIAAAAAAADO
CHIKAAAAAAAAAANER, VIAAAAAAADO
>CHIKAAAAAAAAAANER, VIAAAAAAADO

>>149604525
>>149604506
nvm found it on my history, basedvictoriamatosa

>>149604539
Crap, she looked fine in the original webm. What goes through woman's head that this is an improvement?

>>149604530
>Buyern and BVB on the same side
Kek

PORCO
CANTA COMIGO
NESSA CAMPANHA
QUERO SEMPRE ESTAR CONTIGO

kek viado is a funny word

>>149604530
>palmeiras
>not piccolo

one job

>>149604439
Women are so fucking retarded. Chad can do literally piss and shit on her chest and she won't complain

palmeiras do chocolatinho

>>149604551
she became friends with that thing. again, i'm pretty sure there's a freak with some weird fetish paying

>tik tok whores on screen 1
check
>modded crash team racing on screen 2
check
>match on screen 3
check
>little ceasars pizza
check

yep, it's CWC time

Abel is fucking dumb, picked a terrible team. 4-0 to Chelsea

Is Cole palmer playing? He's the only player I care about

>>149604607
Yeah, he is.

>>149604591
basado

i want to sniff a butthole but my gf is sleeping

>>149604530
everything is wrong

>>149604613
Noice

Why is the CWC so important to brazilians / latin america?

>>149587937
euro teams already convinced themselves that they are the best because their club promoters managed to convince everyone they are worth 10 quadrillion yuros and money is actually the only thing that matters so they think this as a waste of their time because obviously the winner of the UCL is the best team already
that's why in the previous format the yuro team only needed to win 1-2 matches to be crowned "champions" while everyone else played more

>>149604625
>>149604520
chikaner

>>149604625
You are the one that posted thwt retarded faggot chikaner monkey

GUYS, I'M TOO NERVOUS

Okay, before the match starts: favorite artist from coomer.su?

>>149604650
Don't worry, everything will be fi...
>Piquerez not playing
Start praying, anon.

>>149604650
Don't worry it's Chelsea

PRIMEIRO CAMPEAO MUNDIAL

>>149604655
for me, it's oliviamaebaee

>>149604655
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/akumagirl

>>149604665
Piquerez hugged Vanderlan naked before the game
The energy passed from one to the other.

Who wins this one?

>>149604696
the people not watching this semen slurping match

>>149604696
How God loves me
Palmeiras

cheering for my brazil bros :)
fuck chelshit

>>149604694
Hugged him from behind?

Reece James got injured in warm up

>>149604735
Tripped on his BBC. it happens

SECADORES, ASSEMBLE!

>>149604722
jewmeiras are the bad guys here
their fans are pathological liars

>>149604726
I hope

I CARE.

>>149604705
>>149604714
Good luck bros

>bruno fuchs
kek

we green today

myuncle's band is playing at a pub in Woy Woy tonight if anyone wants to come...

I dont know a single player here kek
I guess its understandable since Palm Trees is from another federation and timezone but wtf happened to Chelsea?

>>149604788
can i bring my dog?

>>149604795
I really fucking hope you're right.

NUNCA SERÃO

>reese james out
Is this good or bad?

>>149604800
i only know enzo because the ESCUCHEN thing

>>149604785
Based

>>149604800
You should know cucurella :)

>>149604800
not a single player?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIEAujHy_g0&list=RDJIEAujHy_g0&start_radio=1

RIP

>>149604812
Bad, Andrey is actually a proper midfielder.

BOOOOOOOOO

>>149604800
How cant you know estevao the new scam from brazil

>>149604823
the japanese version is objectively superior

PALMEIRAS!!!

>>149604835
gooned multiple times for her

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

>>149604821
CUCU CUCUROLLA, SE COMIO UNA POLLA

>1 minute of silence
>VAMO PALMEIRAAAA
go chelsea

VAMOS CHELSEA
VAI TOMAR NO CU VARMEIRAS

>>149604835
*girl(male)

stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW7k13Zu358

>>149604850
>>149604840
Both of these statements are true.

Wait the cwc is in America? I thought this shi was in saudi

macacos can't behave

>>149572326 (OP)
Palmeiras is the club financed by jews

>>149604854
Kys

GOLAZZO!!!

Where is Timo Werner?

>>149604860
the final match will be in Jeddah

>>149604860
There’s no rain in Saudi dummy

>>149604820
Oh thats the guy from the Euros
But this Chelsea squad is still unrecognizable to me, not a single guy left from the last time I watched them like 2-3 years ago

>1 minute of silence
>doesn't last 1 minute

>>149604539
how does she wipe?

>still no goal
slurper

>>149604854
She knows that my NT is shit

>woman narrator
I fucking hate DAZN

>>149604885
Pays an illegal immigrant to lick her asshole clean each time.

Maresca makes Chelsea's best players shit with his silly system

>>149604826
>he's black so he's a scam

vamos blues... o algo

>>149604889
how's the local league reverse poland?

we're so fucking shit

there is no way for poomeiras to win this one, they are already a tired old team with 2 suspended main players
only a 5 can save them

No blue shirt the fuck?

>>149604874
heard he is going to an american team

>>149604850
>compiler error: null pointer dereference, specified value does not exist
>compiler warning: please consider ceasing your incessant use of pornography

I don't watch much of this sport but I'm rooting for the Brazilians, who i understand to be underdogs.

Also, the European fans all stayed home. The vast majority of fans who traveled are all from Brazil, Argentina, and Mexico, so fuck the Yuros, our brothers down South are the only ones who care to show up.

>>149604860
It's in the United States.

>>149604896
go back to the sharty

CHELSEA IS GONNA MAKE 5-0
PAL NO CU DO PAUMEIRAS

>>149604895
oh no you're still alive

>>149604854
VGH....Parumeirasu....

All PL are so uncool for a reason except ManU and that club is a joke at this point.

>>149604909
gay shartfag fake gaslighting

>>149604874
Getting shadowbanned to the MLS

for me, it's palm trees

I am also in this thread. I have no friends so I have nothing to do for the 4th of july other than goon and watch this game.

>>149604864
it's just jewmeiras fans
(they have "espirito de porco" thats why the pig became their mascot)
fluminense fans were well behaved today

that was pretty clever from palmer

>philly hosting
>green team is playing
>they’re the underdog
This can only end one way.

palmeiras is getting raped, right?

>>149604914
brazil canonically worships black people and compares them to christ

looking bad for palmeiras already

>>149604920
>t. has a wojak folder

>>149604906
there are like 10 million brazilians already in the US

>>149604934
i deleted my frogs and 'jaks folder more than 7 years ago nigger
try again

>>149604905
faggot

how long til hues go into damage control and pretend they're rooting against their team o algo

>>149604925
there is NOTHING to celebrate anyway republics are cringe

i just hope Abel gets fired after this
>>149604936
4x more indians than brazilians in USA

>>149604800
i know palmer, cucurella and enzo

Ameribros, what channel is this on? TNT has some capeshit on

i hate how theyre making the european teams play with their ugly 2nd jerseys. The other team is GREEN, just let chelsea play in blue ffs, it makes the match look ugly

>>149604953
its free on dazn

>>149604953
DAZN its free

Incoming 7-1

Paumerda is so shit

>>149604953
DAZN streaming, dont think they're allowing it on any cable networks

>>149604947
Chikaner you are really clueless. There are about 180 million now rooting for Chelsea here

>>149604961
>>149604962
Thanks

Where would a team like Palmeiras place in the Premier League?

>>149604943
>ever having one of those to begin with
you are not helping your case, anon

CHEEELSEA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEELSEA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEELSEA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEELSEA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEELSEA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEELSEA *fiu fiu fiu*

>>149604968
German tv broadcasts bayern and dortmund games

why did chelsea buy delap kek

>>149604977
kys nigger

Where's Estavao?

>>149604989
cuz Jackson is dogshit

>>149604947
>pretend
you have no idea how deep the rivalries here. Fluminense, botafogo and flamengo are FROM THE SAME STATES and are century-old rivals. Palmeiras is a team notorious for being shitty for decades until some rich guy injected money into the club. No one besides their supporters likes palmeiras

>>149604989
Thats the transfer you question?

Chelsea look like they're caring

>>149604976
they would not

>>149604986
They did broadcast some games TNT network, but I think DAZN must have bought out all the rights past group stages or something

>>149604897
Barely functional

>>149604879
Chelsea after mourinho has been a bunch of literal whos.

>>149605005
Man city of brazil?

What happens if Palmeiras win?

cam on Palmeiras

>>149604997
I don't think I will, my dear shartyfag.

Cuiabá-man

im back bros what did i miss? did you miss me?

>>149605009
dont follow foreign leagues means nothing to me

>>149604976
the lastest

>>149604969
>>149605005
holy cope
you're obsessed with uefa vs brazil/latin america
we all know it

>>149605009
Dortmund are the kings of the transfer game

i've never seen enzo have a good game

Cucurella stared his future teammate down

My eyes are on for any potential Finalist opponent

>>149605023
yes, and somehow even more souless

>>149605009
i hate nogs so much it's unreal

>>149605036
I'm black and this is unironically too skinny for me to find attractive.

>>149605027
The 2026 philly baby boom will produce the best generation of athletes of the century

>>149605032
the only one ranting about shit no one cares about here is you bud
the only alternative is: you're a shartfag making issues out of thing air because you're bored.
key why is

>>149605005
you're to a known lifeless schizo

>>149605046
Based

>>149605036
>did you miss me?
of course :3

>>149605040
not in this fucking match we're not

I miss /ourguy/ so much

>>149605049
Not true. Palmeiras has no owner

>>149605027
They play against Fluminense on tuesday

WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN

>>149605036
Where is her ass?

>>149605065
damage control and cope engaged already lol

Hope that Palmeras doesn't burn all their gas on this half, Chelshit players are all doping

>>149605056
got you covered bro... whos favorite to win this match?

>>149605065
Dont argue with burgers about football

>>149605046
you should be worrying about other things

>>149605067
mamae crefisa olhando isso:

lmao it's that one ref with the crazy eyes. What's that nigga even doing in here?

collina spotted

>>149605075
Chickaner on the right

>>149605072
On my face

That witch face

>>149605005
you're replying to a known lifeless schizo

>>149605058
You are the one who came out of nowhere to defend the brazilian shartyfag.

>>149605075
i see, kek

gol incoming

CHIMP OUT

>>149605046
I'd love to play against you or Dortmund.

guys
i think cold palmer cares

chimping out over a little shove kek

>>149605086
Der Coomer stare

I want both teams to lose

Mommy sighting

YES

someone please broke enzo legs

Delap needs to stand up for himself, getting bullied by these lads

based argensimian

>>149605082
I dont live in Berlin, überinho
Besides, this is a football match thread, not /int/

>>149605075
MMMMMHHHHHMMMMM DAS RITE BLACKIE.

>>149605075
>STAWP RIGH THEAR, HOW DEAR YO TOUCH ME THE BLACK QUAN

>>149605079
Thanks bro, this is much more like it. Also my favourites are always whoever gets humiliated the most, so Palmeiras to win. I don't watch sawker regularly to have a favourite team.

>Weverton
My FM goat, such a good backup keeper

just started watching
who is playing better so far?

Chelsea buy so many niggers you'd swear they played in a farmer's league

>>149605128
flamengo

>>149605099
You know a game is gonna suck without a decent chimpout

MEMEngo struggled against this shitty Chelsea team lmao

its already a slurper

Palmeiras ta muito aberto

>>149605128
chelsea and its not even close

>bostileiro torcendo pra conchamar
absolute cringe

>>149605128
Chelsea by far

>>149605138
Yes yes, very nice. However, needs more pubes.

HAHAHAHA OVER

>>149605128
The ref

>>149605140
defesa titular é uma merda, imagine a reserva

xiiiii

GOL DE SEA OF CHEL

fraudmeiras

too easy, come on palmemeiras

WHITE POWER

Fucking hell

>>149605145
>>conchamar
?

COLD
O
L
D

TOTAL MACACO DEATH

it's getting cold

Vai ser goleada.

>>149605105
HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOAL

FRIO PALMEIRAS

Yep, its over
>>149605138
I love Soph Hee so fucking much

GOOOLAAAAAZOOII

Come on man..

>>149605135
LMAO cursed words...

GET FUCKED PALMTREES

what did I say >>149604006

cold palmer lmao exposing abel ferreira lmao

You learn your place.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDD

GOLOGOLOGLOLGOLGOLGOGOGKLGOGLGOLGOLGOGLOGKOGKGO

GET ESTRUPATED, PAUMERDINHAZINHA

oh oh Palmtreebros

>fireworks outside my house right as Palmer scores
Beautifur

>Cole Palmer goal
The black man marches on.

A VIRADA ESTÁ VINDO

I CAN FEEL IT.

>turn on the tv to watch the match
>chelsea goal
sorry palmeirabros

Palmeiras sisters....

Why that nigga always cold tho?

PALMEIRAS NAO TEM MUNDIAL
BIREBAIXADO

>>149605164
lmao

palmerdabros........... your mondial................?

unbelievably garbage defense, that was some serie C shit there right now

>>149605140
You can't compete with them in correria.

>>149605157
she sells seashells by the chel sea

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>149605137
flamengo controlled the whole game

palmer is world class

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

The Evropean man marches on

the white man marches on

>>149605194
Virada of culo to receive a BEC

only Richard Rios is worth a shit on this team

i hate this retarded so much

>>149605198
Half your players are double agents

BLACK BROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE WON

gol de cole

are cold palmer

GOLEADA GOLEADA GOLEADA

Must be a reasonable temperature because he looked like he was legitimately melting in the other matches

Palmeiras defense so bad

>>149605220
I FUCKING HATE PALMERDAS AND PALMERDAS FANS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

>>149605182
>no ass
kek

>>149605193
>The black man
>>149605214
>The Evropean man
>>149605217
>the white man

Well? Which one is it?

WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN
WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN WITHOUT RAPHAEL CLAUS I CANT WIN

>>149605214
>>149605217
lol

holy grim defending

its a pedro alvares pardal shitshow ahahaa

the dogs bark no more

Fluminense will have to don the cape alone

>>149605235
para de responder a esse cara seu retardado mental

>>149605217
Saw brazilians calling him a spoiled kid that only plays in comfortable conditions.
I hope he fucking destroy palmeiras.

Enzo's playstyle reminds me of Lampard, how many goals does he have with Chelsea?

fluminese bros will redeem us palworld bros...

>>149605239
The european one

>>149605239
All of them

>>149605227
My nigga Jermaine!

>>149605239
all 3 are technically right

Apologise

>>149605217
>>149605214
1% drop rule. Not white. But at least whiter than you Abdul

Abel is so fucking retarded

>>149605266
His sisters cute

>>149605266
white

>>149605266
that's clearly not his dad, dad got cucked by a white man

>>149605256
not many because his accuracy for shooting is pretty bad.

>>149605266
For fuck's sake can some Irish anon order a pizza so that this retard will shut the fuck up

>>149605272
What did you mean by this?

>>149605256
dont ever say this again

>>149605200

sing the song /sp/

O PALMEIRAS NÃO TEM MUNDIAL
O PALMEIRAS NÃO TEM MUNDIAL
BIREBAIXADO E NÃO TEM MUNDIAL
BIREBAIXADO E NÃO TEM MUNDIAL

https://youtu.be/zf5RhMVfyQQ?si=s_GLNOoFPwBBGxea

Cold Palmer

>>149605266
His dad looks weird

Sex with Brazilian Miku

>>149605280
kek

it took everything out of Palmeiras to earn a draw against fucking Inter Miami
of course Palmer and Enzo would destroy them

Holy shit, that's the second time i see it happening. Even balls in America are shit

>>149605280
Not even Domino's Pizza is open rn over there and they go late into the night.

vamos blues

>>149605283
He plays like him in terms of movement and positioning (going to the box and outside of it depending on the situation) but he's obviously way way worse than him.

This is the mighty Estevao that I've heard so much about?

>>149605220
i made that image

>>149605302
>>149605240
kill yourself, spamming cancer

>was about to dive
>"oh shit nvm thats a really good ball"

>>149605266
fuck, we would all be white passing quadroons too if we were colonized by anglos instead of moors

why the fuck are Brazilians so dirty? I thought it was only Argentinians that were like this

the whitest man on a field with brazilians has a black dad
food for thought

>>149605323
The New Nernam

>>149605332
Neymar and his behavior was a disaster to football

>>149605329
based thanks anon

>>149605332
kek

>>149605323
no refunds

>>149605280
t.

sex

estevão is fucking shit, we got our revenge by selling him to chelsea

>>149605343
muslims outnumber englishmen in england
food for thought

Palmeiras is getting rekt lmao

irish anons are always anti banter on /sp/

good game desu

anulo

>>149605357
Selling shit player to Chelsea isn't a victory really. It just a normal business day for them

>>149605357
He's showing his immaturity. Chelsea is not gonna give him space or time for his dance moves around the ball

>>149605360
no they don't

i paused my gooning session to be here
this game better be good

can chelsea stop being so fucking shit at finishing? it should've been 3-0 by now

>>149605365
its a brazilian ubereats driver anon

Traditional Catholic wife with strong religious background who hates anglos, jewmeirenses and americans

>>149605342
negros genes, just like yours

>>149605360
but that isn't true

where's the next thread?

Palme(i)r(as) will score

>here you take this foul neto, diogo just died
>thanks enzo

>brazilian team from their only semi-white region
>hated by brazilians on /sp/

>>149605389
plot twist; I fuck her on a holiday

>>149605389
You offering?

>>149605391
I know its an old webm but name?

>>149605383
literal obese thot

>>149605345
What color is your helicopter? Jealous bitch

>>149605407
/Sp/ is a bahia board

>>149605415
literal gay faggot

why so many niggers in the english team?

do the fans even feel related to their team?

Lmao the fat slags rooting for Chelsea

I think Palmeiras won't score, sry

>>149605415
you are gay

>>149605420
>>149605420
>>149605420
NEW

At least Botofogo would have parked the bus from the very firsr minute and would not he getting humiliated like this

>>149605419
5-0 btw

D'coldest Palmer

>>149605421
it's a club, not a national team, fucking /int/ard

>>149605383
>Pausing your gooning session
Never get two monitors. I have two monitors now and my gooning has increased 3x. It's simply too powerful to handle, I even goon on my other monitor while watching some movies.

>>149605278
They look a lot alike and you have no idea how genetics work and reduce everything to hurr skin colour

>>149605421
I still try to understand how frenchmen are able to cheer for their national team.

>>149605444
Are you having a good time at least?

>>149605433
food getting cold btw
>>149605444
i have two monitors but i need them both for my gooning sesh.

>>149605421
What >>149605440 said.
Also it does represent London well, for what its worth.

>>149605444
i got a second monitor and i almost exclusively use it to watch footy and browse 4chan while doing other things

>>149605494
>>149605444

>>149605543
>no fucking machine with large dildo integrated in the chair
in the trash it goes

god negroes are so bad

>>149605494
This is what i do too
Although some gooning does happen when there's too much coomposting in these threads ngl

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how did these farmers get here?

ERA ROJA

>>149604885
with my tongue

>>149605079
aw fuck pls who this qtie is