>Liverpool's football Diogo Jota has died in a traffic accident in Zamora province
https://x.com/marca/status/1940682092356292849
>>149572571 (OP)This is a massive shock. Wow.
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>>149572571 (OP)unfortunately the vax claims another one, rip brother
Who? They wouldn't make it news if it was a curling player
>>149572571 (OP)Apparently ir's only Marca reporting this, based on a local news source which reportedly hasn't confirmed the identities. Are there any odds it's not true?
>>149572571 (OP)Probably got a heart attack while driving
Another death because the EU doesn't implement Tesla FULL SELF DRIVING
RIP
>>149572605It's on Sky News.
>>149572571 (OP)Who should they sign to replace him?
>>149572571 (OP)safe and effective
FIFA will do ANYTHING to prevent Ronaldo from winning a WC.
Vaxxxx claims another one
>>149572631Darwin will step it up now
>>149572593I thought it was already awful but that's tragic.
>>149572631Welcome to Liverpool, Igor Paixao!
He always was a fox in the box, now he's dead and in a box
Brakes cut by The Sun newspaper its an agenda against our community la
>>149572653I know it's not exactly solace to the family right now but at least he got to have kids and set them up financially for a decent start to their lives.
Do you think he's getting his number retired?
>>149572593>two weeks after his wedding >brother also diedfucking grim.
>>149572631Welcome to Liverpoop Mason Greenwood
>>149572663IN A BOX IN A BOX
JOTA'S IN A BOX
his wikipedia page has been updated so it's real
>>149572571 (OP)His brother died too :/
Btw he died burning the car was on fire
>>149572593He got to nut as a husband not the worst time to go.
Giant F. Devastated.
People used to say his kid brother would have been better than him ;_;
So hes not going to be in FPL then?
https://youtu.be/a3iOrIr_d68
Fuck man this one hurts, the best pure scorer we've had since Fowler
Liverpool will still get 30 million for him
Fucking hell they're never going to let this go
>>149572691>So hes not going to be in FPL then?Likely not
god fucking damn
feel sick
>>149572674anyone can write anything on wikipedia so you know you're getting the best possible information
Will his card be removed from FIFA? He's a good 85 to stock up on fr
>>149572700It's natural to be uneasy, but don't dread it too much. Are you more scared of leaving stuff undone, the process itself or what comes after?
I wonder what caused the accident, he doesn't seem the type to drive like an idiot
>>149572700Not driving recklessly at night is an easy way to avoid it
>>149572722Um, safe and effective, chud
>>149572700Then you must have an acceptable life. I don't have such problems.
>>149572721what comes after mainly, but I also drink and smoke daily so i'm meeting the reaper soon lol
>>149572691Control your autism/addiction bruh
What is it with spics and wrapping their cars around a tree?
>>149572722portuguese can't drive
Liverpool can't catch a break
>>149572753>FlagOf course...
>>149572723Yeah, the report definitely makes it sound like their fault. Still shit news though, class player.
>>149572631Javi Martinez still available?
>>149572571 (OP)And the source which means RAWK can now discuss it
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/diogo-jota-dies-liverpool-breaking-31982252
>>149572746Is that really a thing? I guess it's common for neighboring countries to make jokes like that, we have them for Norwegians and vice versa
>>149572571 (OP)taxi for vaxxies
RIP to him and his brother
Married 5 days ago with 3 kids
Fuck
>>149572766It's always them kikes, even when hiding behind mutt/bong flag.
>>149572717Limited maybe, in gook feefur people already gone to hunt his cards so i guess it's going to be the same in traditional version
Wikipedia niggas changing tenses faster than Jota was driving
>>149572784>is that really a thing?yes
>>149572722>he doesn't seem the type to drive like an idiotI know a guy that goes to church pretty much every single day, attends mass, is involved in the local charity/volunteer work stuff, etc, etc. But the second you get in a car with him, you start wondering if this is going to be your last day. He drives like a fucking maniac. Doesn't make any sense.
The missus hit the jackpot. Just married so she's getting all the money. Still young and fertile.
>>149572571 (OP)RIP to one of the GOATs. Where the fuck is the sticky? 28 is very young.
>>149572571 (OP)Just saw on the news. That's gutting, young fella ontop of the world with mkre ahead of him.
Rip
>>149572821grim but trvth
>>149572571 (OP)damn
rest in peace
way too young
pol always told me 2 weeks
>win PL, nations league and get married in the span of a month
>die a week after
God damn
>>149572721I'm so sick of these chatgpt style posts. Fucking kys
>linked with a move to wolves
>dies 2 weeks later
is it really that bad?
>>149572809Yeah I guess you never know
>>149572846He sold his soul to the demon Penaldus
>>149572808told you driving on the left was safer
Man I always drive way too fast I can already forsee my death by car accident and I have no idea of how to stop myself.
Slot had him killed after signing Wirtz for a humiliating ยฃ116mn.
>>149572700yet you go on the internet tell people to kill themselves
>>149572808>รle de France the lowest road fatality rate in all of France>รle de France has the highest black population of Metropolitan FranceBBCbros, we stay undefeated
>>149572700Anon, we will all die. Why cry over the inevitable? If everyone goes through death, it can't be that bad.
why is this guy always injured?
>>149572876Hopefully you will die before you maim or kill anyone else.
>>149572808>norfies crashing while driving to algarve intensifies
>>149572571 (OP)why is this club so cursed with tragedies
>>149572571 (OP)League sacrifice
>>149572821Oh, just one more thing miss ...
>>149572876I was the same and only calmed down dramatically after I had a crash which wrote my car off yet somehow I had no injuries to myself at all.
It was a massive wake up call but the main part was how lucky I was no-one else was hurt (I never care when only the driver dies so I can't be a hypocrite).
>>149572853Just think people are better off not dreading death too much, not that complicated m8.
>>149572876You don't gain much by speeding. Just slow down.
>The initial Marca report saying a tire burst caused the car to veer off-road.
>>149572571 (OP)nothingburger. waiting for fabrizio's here we go
>>149572821quick write her on insta this is your chance
>>149572700Start living then
Great now the FA will rigged next season for Liverpool again, so they lift the trophy in his honour
>>149572808What is wrong with Turks?
>>149572571 (OP)>We are such stuff>As dreams are made on, and our little life>Is rounded with a sleep.RIP Diogo.
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>>149572887It's cause y'all can't afford cars B
>>149572746brother in law said the same thing about you at the last barbecue, you never halt at stops or respect priorities
Apparently he was going 89 in a 50 zone.
RIP
>>149572887A nafri made this post
>>149572593is that the best he could find?
you just KNOW liverpoo will win everything next year for that lil fella
They're saying the tyre on the car burst causing them to veer off the road
Fuck
So was he driving or was his brother speeding or was he hit by a drunk or a woman or what
>>14957297289 kmph? That's not even fast nigga, how do you die from that.
>>149572895>went to hit the brakes>tore acl>couldn't press the pedal>crashmany such cases
>>149572994Asian lady cut across 3 lanes.
>>149572700There is no news of any other cars involved in the accident, so they just randomly crashed.
99% chance they were drunk and/or speeding. Don't be a retard and chances are you will make it safely to 90
>young millionaire dies while driving recklessly
Good, not my problem
>>149572961No, it isn't. It'd be 100. The 97th died of injuries he suffered at Hillsborough in like 2018. Then two more committed suicide from PTSD after they got crushed again in the CL final versus Madrid. So it's 100 if you want to be 'le dark humour buddy' man.
>>149572994His brother was sucking him off as he drove with his dick at a right angle, and he spoodged with such force that it blew the car into a tunnel wall at 100mph
>>149572972heard it was 97
>>149572784We still do a lot better than the usual burger/asian/sudaca behind the wheel, but yes when compared to the rest of Europe we're among the worst drivers.
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Rip doggo
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>>149572994I speak a bit of Spanish and I just read in the news that they were jabbing each other with another booster and the tire exploded, fucking hell
What was the last thing that went through diego jotaโs mind? carbon fibre.
>>149573037Good one Chris7319
>>149572685well it certainly was para sempre
>>149573045bro your best footballing export is teemu pukki you can't be saying this
>>149572785Uhh... why do the kids look like niggers?
Where was Cristiano Penaldo on the 3rd of June, 2025?
>>149573062Nah. Litmanen is the best Finnish player ever.
>>149573059>>149573068I don't get it. I only watch rugby
>>149572887We all know you niggas cant afford cars. As someone from a country who's blacks can afford cars(on credit for 30% apr) they can't drive for shit. All their cars have dents, cracked headlights, and half their bumper hanging off the car
The car (lambo) was reduced to ashes KEK
>>149572945Yea, that's a shit car. Most supercars are terrible when it comes to technical faults compated to a standard Lexus or Toyota.
>>149573062Divegrass is for subhumans, Iโm not offended
So what was his car? Should have bought a boring family Volvo.
>>149572722A tyre blew out when overtaking.
Serious question, do clubs have some sort of life insurance policy on their players?
>>149573079>Who'sIt's whose, B
>>149573078Misses the funeral like he misses the goal when he takes a shot
>>149573037fucking hell lmao
>>149572571 (OP)>speeding in a cheap Lamboof course.
Driving is very scary desu. But taking the public transport is even scarier because it's full of people that look like extras from Apocalypto.
That's why I just stay at home :). Being at home is comfy.
A flat tire killed Jota and his brother...
Meanwhile Didi walks free
>Dying in a car crash while speeding
Soulless
>Dying from falling over drunk in a pub
Soul
>>149572853this wasn't chat gpt style at all but ok, asking genuine questions here u souless retard
>>149573107Same. If bro had stayed in wanking every day like myself, he'd still be alive, wouldnt he
>>149573103I read that he had a Cadillac Escalade
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The tire blew out, they crashed and the car caught fire. They were burnt to death
>>149573037I don't get it
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>>149573097>Serious question, do clubs have some sort of life insurance policy on their players?yeah
>>149573107Based and comfy
>>149572985The man is still smoking next to us and youโre making jokes, you cute fuck?
>>149573037Realistically, they will from the player insurance
>>149573097Yes most of them do, liverpool will get money but I doubt it will be his market value
>>149573020This. I swear this place has become le reddit.
People don't have standards or values anymore. Live like a fool, die like a fool. Also, his family will have the time and *means* to recover psychologically.
Pray for Ukraine, Jota and Israel goy!
>>149573122Tyre blew out just like his legs used to
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>>149573124Why not get the fuck out nigga just jump out of the car
The Guardia Civil has told BBC Sport that Jota and his brother died at about 00:30 local time on Thursday.
They said that their car, a Lamborghini, left the road due to a tyre blow-out while overtaking another vehicle and then caught fire.
>>149573139Smoking? The man's an athlete. He should stay away from cigarettes.
>Winning the lottery of life in being a pro footballer earning hundreds of thousands every week
>Throw it all away by overtaking some granny in your Lambo
Kwab
>>149572593two weeks and she gets the cashout already
Where was Arteta at the time of the incident ?
Apparently he burned to death..
>>149573132To this day Cardiff and Nantes are still in legal disputes over this and I dont think anyones been compensated except for his agent
Hope we get some cheeky chants next season about this
>>149573155In modern cars the doors autolock when fire is detected. It's a safety feature.
>>149573161This is not even the first time it happens, lol.
Footballers are really low iq.
>>149573178you can make it happen
>>149573097There isn't much reporting on this (specifically for deaths).
I'm assuming they will do but if it's like when it comes to general injuries then I don't think it covers when they're off duty or playing for their national teams (national FAs cover player insurance in the case of injury).
>>149573180No they don't you fucking retard.
>>149573020>>149573145>driving recklessly Youre fucking retards. The tyre blew out
>>149573169At a least they won't have to pay for the cremation
>>149573145>French>Defends Russia, a nation with 30% Muslim population>Defends Iran, a theocratic Islamic statepottery.
I guess you could say his transfer's fully amortised
>>149573196geez i wonder why
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>>149573169lmaoooooooo disco inferno up in this bitch
Why no photo of the accident all this time? Wtf are u lazy fucks doing? show me some action
>>149573138>>149573120Yeah, I just turn the AC and sit down in front of the computer. No threats. Nothing. Take care of my skin. Avoid the sun. Avoid all the evil people that roam the streets. It's 11 am and I already watched a movie. I will watch the news and see how some wagie died because of the heat wave or because he got stabbed at some club. Meanwhile, I'm at home, with my AC.
>>149573196You realise that tyre wear is much more excessive when you're, you know, speeding, right? Those two things are not mutually exclusive, you realise that, right? Wait until we get more information.
>>149573155>tire blows out and car catches fire>just jump out and roll when you hit the ground>elevator cables snap and crashes down>just jump right before the impact>plane loses its engines and plummets out of the sky>just jump out and deploy your parachute (you did pack one, right?)>attacked by a knifewielding maniac>just grab the knife and disarm himIt's literally that easy, I haven't died a single time yet!
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Not meaning to sound insensitive but as someone who's new to watching football, how many other high profile tragic deaths has there been in the last decade or so? I remember the one player who also died far too young in an airplane crossing the English channel
Liverpool fans are going to be insufferable next season holy shit
>>149573175Feels like whenever something like this happens, there's always a guy that goes "Yeah, I knew that place/area/person/thing well. It's the worst place/area/person/thing I've ever seen". I'm not saying they're all lying because it's entirely possible that when a "big" incident happens, the news reaches so many people that it stands to reason that someone would be familiar with subject, but I still find myself doubting their words.
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>>149573222I asked chatgpt to show me his last moments and it made this
>>149573238Yeah because they're not any other time.
>>149573238You're a little weirdo, aren't you?
>>149573169If the crash was severe enough, he probably passed out first from the fumes and asphyxiated on them before he felt the flames burn him alive.
Big development. Until this morning Liverpool's hadn't changed one iota
Trolls having a field day in the mail comments
>>149573124"New cars suck" Chads vindicated again
>>149573229Can't beat brit bantz
>>149573196Literally 85IQ
>>149573232Haaland died yesterday getting trampled by a BVLL in some field near his hometown.
>>149572593those poor boys
What will Jota legacy be remembered as?
That hatty vs Atalanta?
That Playstation celebration?
His FIFA prowess?
All in all gone too soon.
Why are people here so cruel?
>>149573083local news here say that a tire exploded while he was overtaking on the highway
>>149573196Tyre blowing out + overtaking is going to be reckless driving 9 times out of 10, unless he bought a super car and cheaped out on the tyres by getting part worns.
Maybe he did just get insanely unlucky and wasnโt doing anything wrong which is just awful luck but if I was to bet the pair of them was doing something stupid and lost control of a very powerful vehicle either trying to show off or to get past a slow/normal driver.
what is it with Iberians and reckless driving?
>>149573196And then the car caught fire just like that.
Of course they were recklessly driving otherwise the car wouldn't go up in flames. Young prima donnas with too much money on their hand, luckily they didn't harm any innocent bystanders.
>>149573178(To the tune of Freed From Desire)
Jotas car was on fire, him and Andre terrified (x3)
Jotas car was on fire
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na (x4)
>>149573225Maybe you should have waited for more information before stating he was driving recklessly you fucking mong
i didnt even know he was sick
>>149573232There was Reyes in Spain, I remember some Belgian ngubu who played in Germany dying as well, in his case people immediately shit on him for bad driving but he was actually just a passenger
>>149573145>noooo rick folks deserve to dieeeekys frog
>>149572808Proof brits are the most civilised in the EU. We can drive without fucking killing eachother
>>149572571 (OP)Sweet jesus!
Rest in Peace man, you were great!
>>149573255You're posting on 4chan idiot
Footage has been released from moments before the crash
https://youtu.be/7UHfuhYTdwo?si=E8nIqDvkxBejmUlG
another, left the world , i think he's too young to leave ;;
>tyre blowout
If it was a rental then that's unlucky and someone is going to be sued out of business for not keeping their cars in proper condition (although they could argue the damage was done by the client I guess). If it was Jota's own car then that's entirely his fault for not keeping it in good condition. Of course, there's the possibility that the car was fine and they drove over scrap metal on the road which sent them spinning. Either way, was the speeding really worth it? Probably yes because I speed all the time and it is worth it. But I'm alive, so..
>>149572722>he doesn't seem the type to drive like an idiotAh its the old parasocial relationship
>>149573313Imagine being German and crying for a Kalergi mutt dying lmao
>>149572952The browner people get, the worse drivers they become
>>149573311BANTER
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RIP in pieces Diego Jeta
>>149573232Cristiano Ronaldo has been missing, assumed dead for about 5 years.
moments leading up to the crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luEyPmNhcuQ
>>149572571 (OP)Does this make it 98, or do we count his brother as the 99th, JFT bro's?
>>149573297It's a two lane motorway isn't it? Why would overtaking be such a problem. Even slightly sporty cars usually have tires that are rated for pretty high speeds. That doesn't mean they won't wear out faster if you drive at higher speeds often.
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>>149573328nothing was keeping him here
>>149573316we're not in the EU mate
>>149573308I didn't say anything of the sort, retard. I just said 'type blew' and 'speeding' are not mutually exclusive things. Read my post carefully, I know you've got tears in your eyes but I have an extremely low limit to deal with retards like yourself.
Irrelevant anyway, if he was driving recklessly or was under the influence of drugs or alcohol you'd never admit you were wrong or retarded, you'll scuttle away into anonymity and never bring it up again out of sheer embarrassment.
>stop taking PEDs during the off season
>get tyred easily
>>149573232christian atsu was my FM legend, rip my nigga
Thatโs what happens when you drive like an idiot in your super car. Zero sympathy, just like i had zero sympathy for antonio.
Bring in wage caps and you can save footballers lives
The deadly VAX claims another as the media covers it up with a 'crash' with no photos no witnesses. You got a loicense for misinformation?
>>149573201Steepest drop since sancho and j.felingz
>>149573394>right wingers have no empathy or emotional intelligenceYes we already knew this
Margaret Thatcher personally slashed Jota's tyres.
She can't keep getting away with this
Not a Liverpool fan but fuck this is shocking , RIP.
>>149573232Cheick Tiote who scored the 4th goal in 4-4 match against Arsenal suddenly died a few years later in China
>>149573158>car randomly catches fireahh, the Lamborghini special
Yesterday, one of Bayern's youth coach also died
https://www.focus.de/sport/fussball/schock-bei-bayern-nachwuchscamp-trainer-bricht-zusammen-und-stirbt_e2ec4bb7-65b5-42c8-9983-26f2acca1715.html?s=09
>>149573232There's that Ajax player who got into a years long coma during preseason right before his debut season for the main team.
>itt a bunch of incels get off on a successful man dying
Many such cases
>>149573323>I'M JESUS, I'M A DESCENDENT OF GOD>*puts on seatbelt*KEK. Some folk just need putting down, deary me.
>>149573232Baldock who played for Sheffield United died a few months ago
Mad that this wouldnt have happened if Liverpool were in the club world cup
>>149573316hasnt antonio crushed his lamborghini around 30 times?
Most shocking sporting news since that Dortmund player that got cancer on his balls
How many years did he have left on his contract?
It was confirmed this Thursday morning that both bodies were found burned, and that the car's license plate was the only way to identify the victims.
DNA testing will now be required for full confirmation, as the condition of the deceased's remains prevented identification, and it was only the vehicle that enabled them to be identified.
https://www.zamora24horas.com/deportes/matricula-coche-clave-identificar-diogo_1_2839939.html
Diogo Jota and his brother Andre were identified as the deceased thanks to the license plate of the vehicle in which they were traveling, as their bodies were found burned, according to official sources.
https://www.zamora24horas.com/sucesos/accidente-mortal-zamora-primeros-indicios_1_2839925.html
>>149573064Heโs portuguese
>>149573331>speeding really worth it? Driving in the countryside I see people overtake tractors or lorries on windy roads at speed. Like to get to their destination 10mins quicker people will do a crazy maneuver and put their life and their families life in danger.
there are two cursed teams in england, liverpool and man-united
in their hubris they traded success for evil
>>149573232Junior Malanda also died in a car accident aged 20. Him and de Bruyne were the most talented midfield duo in the Bundesliga at the time, he couldve been a superstar.
>>149573425Heโs dead and Iโm not whoโs the real winner
This would've never happened in a 911, Porsche chads stay winning
>>149573418Paul Walker wil never walk alone.
>>149573357To think we were robbed of 97 of these fine young men, truly a tragedy
>>149573278>LutonI think I have a webm of the guy actually
>>149573338If that's the case explain how London is so low
>>149573485Might have happened in a Carrera GT, thoever
>>149573448Racist chud, you're confusing him with Sir Child Feeder who constantly crashes his cars
>>149573425humour is a way to cope with tragedy, we're all very sad.
Genuine question
If a United player made a joke on Instagram rn about jota what would be the consequences?
>>149572969>barbecue>frenchNow i am puzzled
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>cause of death was tyre blow out
sheeit.
>Know shit all about cars
>Had tire losing pressure faster than others
>Keep pumping it every week and forget about it
>Live in the middle of nowhere, drive over 120km each day for an hour
>Finally go to a garage
>You fucking retard that tire has a gash, need new one
>Wont even let me drive 2 mins home in my small town as too unsafe
That was 3 days ago. Really and unironically makes your think
I would like to believe that it wasn't them, but there are just too many coincidences.
>>149573139maybe he should have been more responsible and not speed at night. now the kids are orphans and wife is up for grabs.
>>149573433greeces brave Yorgo baldokis
>>149573463poor parents, two brothers
>>149573403Muh directions
Genuinely don't care if a millionaire dies. Oh no he died while driving a lambo while on holiday in the french Rivera? Fuck off.
>>149573430It sounds like that guy was going through some sort of psychotic break. Complete loss of contact with reality.
>>149572700That's normal. You should be afraid of one day not being scared of death.
>>149573517It's been confirmed by the Portuguese FA
C'est fini. La vie est injuste, la mort peut frapper n'importe qui. J'encule Jรฉsus, Allah et Dieu.
>>149572571 (OP)Thatโs actually insane. Feel so bad for his family. RIP
https://streamin.one/v/957e592a
He didn"t drive so good
>>149573403He was more of a CF/LW tbf
>Noooo you can't heckin speed at nighttime
That's the best time to speed though
>>149572571 (OP)This wouldn't happen if Liverpool were invited to play Club World Cup like they should have been.
FIFA killed him.
Lost a good one today boys. Jota was one of the good guys at the Liverpool team
>>149573297hit a nasty pot hole at speed can fuck u up. even more so in a car with low profile tyres
>unconfirmed reports say a 52 year old Norwegian man was at the wheel
>>149573347>Iberian infrastructure
>>149573485>Porsche chads stay winningForgotten all about Paul Walker?
>>149573537WAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU GOD FOR GIVING US FREE WILL
>>149573472This is why I am far more scared driving on country roads than say in a City or the Motorway.
>fiery EV battery fire death
car version of vaxxxxed
>>149573514nothing would have happened if the tyre went out while they were driving below 100km, there is also a correlation between high speed and worn tyres finally giving in
>>149573529I agree but not because he's a millionaire. Some millionaires deserve their money and have made great contributions to society. Footballers most definitely do not fall into this category.
>>149573543He didn't fly so good you mean. They had decent air time.
Why didnt he just walk it off like Antonio though
Damn, he was having the moment of his life winning those titles and getting married. RIP.
>>149573567I clicked it. Its footage from the accident site taken in broad daylight.
>>149573333no one is crying here, but it is shocking and sad news to see such a young lad who I watch play last month just died for no reason. Also he looks white so don't give a shit what a negro from Fr#nce says
>>149573476>not wearing a seatbelt when the driver is speeding in heavy downpourAmazing
imagine what's going through the wife's head right now. finally got married, your husband is on top of the football world by being a league and national team champion, happy parents to 3 kids. and then it all disappears in a flash.
>>149573575thats what im saying anondo, I was also driving at 120kph on a bad tyre just 3 days ago
>Got married 11 days ago
>Got F'd
What a horrible timeline man
>>149573500Nobody drives in London
life is so short man. really need to make the most of the time we have here.
*continues to sit on 4chan all day*
>>149573514>Wont even let me drive 2 mins home in my small town as too unsafeLeast cucked angloid.
>>149572952Most Turks are only a couple hundred years removed from being horseback-riding steppe warriors. They have a genetic predisposition for taking risks at high velocity.
Nobody will care when I die not even me
>>149573543This is the road that everyone's been saying is the worst they've ever seen? Really?
>>149573232Puerta a Spanish Sevilla upcoming superstar back in the day died in the field. I think it was straight up heart attack from roids in the 00s
>>149573592She's thinking about what to do with his money.
>>149573592Sheโs about to inherit a truck load of cash she ainโt bothered lil bro
>>149572963Surely they have insurance policies for this sort of thing? There's no other area of business where you wouldn't insure an asset worth ยฃ40 million.
can you imagine the circlejerking Liverlel are gonna do before every game this season because of this
>>149573592True man, one of his child was literally 7 month old, hopefully liverpool fc atleast manages all the financial expenses
>>149573145this post is 100% made by either a 15 year old or a boomer election tourist
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>>149573514i spent a week driving with a knocking noise coming from the front of my car. i thought it was just something wrong with the suspension because mechanic said i probably need new shocks soon
got annoyed by it and had a look around to see what was wrong. turns out there was a giant chunk of rubber missing from the inside of a front tyre and you can see the steel threads and it was blooming
>>149573622>every gameI doubt
Someone put this in NBA terms
>Great player
>Young, only 28
>recently married
>3 kids
>Top player of his country and his club.
>Wins nations league with Portugal and Premier League with Liverpool this year.
>Top of the world, best time of his career and his life.
>dies like Paul Walker
Life is a cruel mistress. RIP Diogo Jota.
>The incident occurred around 12:30 CEST on the A-52 motorway near Palacios de Sanabria, where their Lamborghini reportedly suffered a tyre blowout while overtaking, causing it to leave the road and catch fire.
This is horrifying man. But then again this is what happens when you speed at night. But yeh RIP Jota
>>149573537La vie est ne injuste Jean Pierre. Espagne est une pays de merde full of corruption and poor infraesteucture.
>>149573500i's impossible to drive faster than 20 mph in London, there's never enough empty road to accelerate in
>wasn't even drink driving
>Still died
KAWBOTY?
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>>149572571 (OP)jota? more like... jerky-ota....
damn, driving and crashing a lambo could have happened to anyone..... rip
>>149573543nvm he deserved it
>>149573529Thanks for posting very insightful
>>149573600Nearly everyone does in outer London but the average traffic speed is aorund 10mph
>>149573621Yea, there shoubel be both a personal and a club insurance.
>>149573614thought the same the road doesnt match the comments it looks fine
>>149573614yea looks like a great road to me
>>149572571 (OP)He went out like he played, shining bright as a star.
>>149573625The players are already insured for injury and shit surely they at least offer to put them on life insurance.
uh oh, jota did a fucky wucky in his ewetwic car :3
>>149573633Good. It's fucking great when retards who drive at 200 kmph endangering everyone on the road get their karma.
>>149573646well you have no way to know considering he was burnt to a crisp he could have been coked up or pissed
>>149573347The french and swiss cars are most likely Portuguese emigrants. Portuguese people drive too recklessly regardless of the state of the road, this is a fact.
let me think, Iโve got a wife now and some young kids let me go drive 140mph!
Smart guy heโll go far
liverpool will claim insurance on their dead player and use the funds to pay for other players. scum club.
>>149573652Looks like a high speed crash.
If only the car was a Tesla it would've doubled the meme value of this incident
>>149573617>>149573619You two don't have a clue kek
RIP, If Portugal wins the world cup they'll have prime material to make a great movie/documentary.
>>149572808>Campania the safest region for ItalyI call bullshit, people there drive as if the traffic code laws were a mere style exercise
So many questions to ask here but Rest in Peace Diogo Jota:
>at what speed was he driving in this road to cause a tyre blowout
>Did he die from the accident or the fire?
>Is that road known to be very bad?
Blowing a tire isn't fatal unless you are traveling at 100 + mph you dumb euros.
>>149573661>>149573662Spain must have the best fucking roads on the continent is what I'm learning if that one is considered godawful.
>>149573621He'll be insured. It won't be market value but they'll get something
>>149573670What the hell.. :333
damn apparently he just got married a week or two ago. what a way to go. RIP
Probably diego jota had black blood inside him. He was very low IQ.
>>149573625Assuming he had life insurance (Iโm guessing all these high earning athletes do) then sheโll get a massive payout from that given how young he was and how high the premiums would have been.
Also I wonder if sheโs entitled to whatever he had left on his contract, I know widows usually get their husbands pensions so I would think she might get some/all of his remaining salary.
>>149572808I cant believe those narrow British country roads with hedges and hills blocking your view are not as dangerous as they seem.
>>149572571 (OP)>Lambo Yep, this is why I only drive superior Japanese motor vehicles
>>149573691Really? Usually when a husband dies the wife gets his money? Is that not the case anymore?
>>149573683>Dies while in SpainMaybe Barca pulled the wrong lever?
>>149573714They are kek. Without them our crash would be even lower.
>>149573715VW and japonese cars > the rest
>>149573607If he crashed that guy would lose his whole business and ve sued into oblivion. Why are you like this
>>149573695I drove all over Italy and you are all equally retarded. Im surprised you are still with us
Why do bots keep talking about electric cars? Is it just trying to spread oil baron propaganda? It was a lambo
>>149573513why ? it's fairly popular here too
>>149573715Easily safer and far far more reliable than any supercar
>Go Diego Go!
>N-no, Slow Diego Slo-ACK
.
I kinda liked him as a player RIP
>>149573750latest lambo is a hybrid
>>149573652Are they made of paper-mรขchรฉ?
>>149573750Conservatives hate electric cars again now that Musk turned on God Emperor Trump.
Yes they're literal NPC retards
>>149573766When youโre driving 140mph yeah
>>149573714because people usually end up binning it into the hedge which is a life saver in some ways
>>149573696>>Is that road known to be very bad?According to
>>149573240>>149573347>>149573504>>149573175the road is fucking awful but looking at
>>149573543 the road looks perfectly fine. Maybe there's more to it than that video but I was already sceptical of all the people claiming it was the worst road EU.
>>149573750u know supercars these days are hybrids with li batteries right
>>149573652That looks like it was blown up by a hypersonic missile. My nigga must've been doing at least 150mph.
>>149573698Yea, that crash picture tells me that it was very high speed collision. Only good thing is that the driver didn't take out another vehicle.
>>149573641>>149573543>lamborghini>state of the left lane>blown out tyreOK, I didn't want to assume, but this doesn't seem like an "accident" accident.
Drive in a more normal car and this would be far less likely to happen.
Drive at slower speeds on a road like this and it's far less likely to happen.
Drive at slower speeds and if something like this does happen, the crash is far less likely to be THIS fucking destructive.
Tragic as fuck but entirely avoidable.
>>149573791>Tragic as fuck but entirely avoidable.welcome to 99% of all motoring related deaths
lamborginis are the most expensive coffins
Is this why Liverpool did not want to sell luis diaz?
>>149573771>I make up shit in my head and that is my truth and realityName a more leftist behavior.
>>149572808Let's not forget our shit road.
Also big F, gone too soon.
>>149573714If you're not a mong you drive through them slowly, if you are a mong then either you or the person you're about to crash into will veer into the bushes
>>149573757The corruption kills.
>>149573592she got all his money and can now pick any guy she pleases
i was just in spain and may have chucked a couple of these out the window whilst driving
>>149573738>>149573717THE BASQUE MAFIA IS BEHIND THIS
>>149573592She'll be engaged with someone else in a few weeks
>>149573676this, there is some greek liverpool sports journo who used to make ironic deriding comments about a greek singer and a trapper dying in car accidents, and is now in teras posting about the tragedy of life and the thin line between life and death
that sucks he was really on fire the last or so
>>149572808Only time ive been in a car accent was when some frenchman in a renault van ploughed into the back of us on holiday
Diogo isn't a bad player but the way the replies are just shitposting not talking about him are doing a disservice desu
Surely Thatcher is somehow to blame?
But seriously RIP
>>149573797Nah mate it's not 99%, how many people die everyday because some drunk fuck crashes into them? For those people it is unavoidable, you can't do shit if somebody drives into you at full speed.
Jota's isn't the case. If he drove safely his kids would still have a dad.
damn. the crazy thing about dying is you're not just dead for a bit or for a while, not for 100 years, not for 1000 years but forever which is hard to grasp
>>149573771they always hated electric cars they just make an exception for tesla because of musk and his cybertruck garbage
>>149573652big yikes from me pimps
>>149573448Antonio is Jamaican
>>149573837Are thou a deano?
>>149573824French blokes smash your back end in often lad?
>>149572700not dying, but knowing you're dying
like going out in an accident like this is pretty stressless. he's driving his car, next he's chilling with Catholic God or universalist God somewhere.
I'm appalled that people here are making jokes about Diogo Jota he was a baller. This is not the Roast of Diogo Jota that was 12 hours ago.
>>149573839nah bro everyone knows you get reincarnated at some point
>>149573817Keep it down else youโll get whacked too
>>149573801Yes, it was an inside job.
this is all just a simulation bros. we will make it through
>>149573839Heโs just getting a headstart on being reincarnated as the next Dalai Lama.
>>149573652Doesn't look that bad, surprised he didn't walk away from it unharmed.
is it time to admit liverpool are a cursed team with cursed fans? i think so
Thats the price you pay for driving an electric homomobile.
>>149573850"knowing you're dying" is just temporary, it ends quickly, why would you be scared of that?
Being dead itself is way more scary, that just doesn't end, ever.
>>149573868Aaron ramnsey played for the scouse?
>>149573751Didn't know that, in terms of food the french are permanently in the top-tier so it surprises me they do grilling, i haven't heard of their variant
>>149573868Itโs the tories fault
drive while stoned. only safe way to drive because you're too stoned to drive over the speed limit.
>>149573732To a woman, the right mate is infinitely more valuable than eternal financial security. That security behind inherent in having the right mate, it alone will never compare to what he represented to her.
The fact that they have been together since like high school, had three kids and had already built an entire life before they even got married, means they didn't need the formality of marriage to assert their bond. If your bond is weak, marriage becomes a tool to bind someone to you. If your bond is strong, marriage is just an irrelevant puppet show.
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Fucking hell
>>149572808>slavoids and turks more inclined to kill themselves while driving carsGenerally not someone who fully believes in eugenics but slavs really might be too dumb to drive cars
devastating man
https://x.com/WEMP1R3/status/1940446728949522696
>>149573892shakespeare here
>>149573886>so it surprises me they do grillingbro what, you didnt see their protest when they have a fucking rolling grill so they can move and grill at the same time?
>>149573892Ainโt readin all that lil bro
>>149573037All these lads are getting arrested for thought crimes
>>149572808We really are the GOAT nation of driving
>>149573881You won't know you're dead any more than you know you're sleeping in a deep sleep. You cannot be scared if you have no brain or consciousness to feel fear. I look forward to death. The concept of eternal unconsciousness is comfy af.
>>149573824Same shit happened to me in traffic in London. Even a slow speed collision jolted me back. It's easy to forget the vast energy vehicles have at speed.
>>149573868They just literally cruised to the title you thick cunt.
>>149573894Another win for the Renault Twizy
>>149572631Brian Brobbey
Trust me!
>>149572808'See the Algarve and die' used to be a standing joke here.
>>149572985fuck off cunt
they were together since high-school
prime example to follow instead of chasing golddiggers and instahoes
>>149573894why does it look like it just exploded into fire
no marks on the road or damage to the hard shoulder
>>149573928And then jota cruised off the road, so yes they are cursed
>>149573894millionaire with 3 young kids
drive like a psycho in a supercar
darwin award
Fuck bros...
Fuckin he'll...
>>149573820A mewling Liverpool simp who also has double standards?! No way!
>>149573894wouldnt happen to a cyclist or chad pedestrian
>>149573924Jesus I really don't like this thread can we talk about football
>>149573928deal with the devil success for a curse
tale as old as time
>>149573840Electric cars are cool thought. Quiet, safe. Tesla FDS is also awesome.
Of I was richer id buy Audi e tron gt rs as a 2nd car, they depreciate like crazy, 2021-2022 models are sold by <50% price now
I also think it's prettier than taycan or Tesla's irl
/sp/ only does stickies if it's some elderly spic boreball player dying
>>149573946Fucking he will?
>>149573161No self respecting granny is driving at 00:30
>>149573946i don't think he'll anything right now
>>149572985Love is thicker than water
>>149573886The french language has its own verb for grilling, but if by any chance you believe rotisserie is an english word, I got a Lamborghini to sell to you
>>149573909no i didn't but that does not surprise me, we have pickup trucks with modifications for grills so we can work and grill anywhere.
>Grilled oysters and sardines>Olive oil and pepper beefDoesn't sound that appetizing but beats non-Dixie american BBQ
inb4 vaxx tards start asking about the car's vaxx status...
>>149573938nvm seen the full video they just travelled pretty far
can't wait to hear the chants from teams playing against them hahaha
>>149573592Grim responses devoid of reality
>>149573966I'm phone posting and apparently it doesn't like the word hell for some reason.
so what's the odds they
>retire the number 20
>build a statue
>round of applause on the 20th minute of first match
>round of applause every 20th minute for 20 games
>call Trent a cunt
>make one of those horrific tifosi things with his marriage photo on it
>>149572571 (OP)Who vaxxxed the car?
>>149573713Not if he was speeding. Death while commiting crimes typically invalidates life insurance
>>149573979Board of incels, what did you expect?
>>149573944Darwin is staying now
>>149573894I haven't seen a Liverpool player skid into the turf this bad since Steven Gerrard.
>>149573977I cant read and I cant write, but I can drive a tractor unlike diego jota.
>>149573894definitely unlucky this could have happened to anyone!
>>149573984All of the above.
>>149573977NANANANANA
JOTA'S AT THE WHEEL AT THE WHEEL
JOOOTA'S AT THE WHEEL
NANANANANA
>>149573979>>149573993Did you both forget this is 4chan? Fuck off elsewhere if you don't like it.
>>149573984They will never shut up about it till the south Yorkshire police admit responsibility
>Nunez alive
>Jota dead
its not fair
>>149573881The Epicurian understanding of death is simple just as much as it is precise and soothing: in a way, it's either you or death. Both can't happen and take place at the same time. The latter, as an event, is unkownable in itself. So when death is there, you're not there anymore. And insofar you're still there, death is nowhere to be fond.
Fear of death as a punctual event in time is a nonsense.
>>149573969>but if by any chance you believe rotisserie is an english wordNever said that but rostisserie is not grilling per see, the heat in the former is indistinctive while grilling demands charcoal or wood, the smoke is part of the recipe.
That's why americans and their fangled propane mechanisms are abomination
>>149572571 (OP)Oh fuck, tha-
>LiverpoolNever mind, don't care
so uhhhhhhhh
I guess this means they definitely won't sell Diaz to us?
David Beckham is leading the tributes to Diego Jota. So sad
was this place making jokes when Sala died in a plane crash? I wasnโt here then
>>149572808>WalloniรซWe truly need to annex Flanders to save them from these devils
>younger than me
>with a loving wife, three kids and fabulous career
yet i am forced to live while he is taken away
>>149572571 (OP)I will reserve judgment until I know who was at fault for the accident.
>>149574051Yes, feel sadder for this since he actually played here desu
>>149574051Well obviously lol
do you think they've already sounded out who to replace him with?
>rich millionaire dies
and?
we're all fucking poor while they are living it up who gives a shit
>>149574072Im 34 and never had sex. Hes right.
>>149574051Yes. Also no body really knew who he was. Also that was a shit show from everyone involved. The clubs, him, the pilot
>>149574080>we're all fucking poorspeak for yourself
>>149572685>impregnate woman>fake death 10 days afterthe perfect crime
>>149573072Getting his lips done
>>149574081surely at least once anon?
>>149574080>money is the only metric i understand Yank brained
>>149573743Lambos are VWs you retard
Tax man just lost over ยฃ3 million a year from his wages, no wonder Reeves was weeping yesterday.
>>149574104He does sort of have a point though. People die in car crashes every day.
would be jokes if all his assets were in his mums name like Hakimi his wife will be ragin
The loss of tax revenue which Jota supplied is going to be the nail in the coffin for Britain's economy. His income tax alone was carrying about 500 benniemongs.
i'm from the region of the accident and the roads there are twisty, worn out, barely more than a lane wide and they go through most of the villages in the area
while it's unfortunate the passing of the player i have to be glad about his reckless driving hasn't taken with them any bystander
>>149574104buds crying over a bloke who kicked a ball around on a field
hahaha
what happens with his contact will Liverpool have to pay the rest of his wages to his wife?
>>149574114Really? Lambos sound italian.
>>149574026The fear is of the imminent absense of life. Anybody who's thought they were about to cop it knows this fear.
>>149574133This, uh, makes a tyre blowout on an overtake unlikely.
this is what happens when you skip maintenance on your toy car, that you only drive 1 month out of a year.
>>149573938This is from the end of a video that starts off further down the road, some other anon posted it earlier in the thread but in that you can see skid marks for a long distance. He was definitely going fast as fuck, completely took out the armco barrier, you can see bits of it crumpled along the length of the crash site
>>149574134when did jota play for the Minnesota Timberwolves?
>>149573946How's Portugal taking this news?
>>149574122Were on /sp/ its literally a football general why wouldnt we talk about this? Coming to say you dont care or hate rich people is bizarre
>>149574051Yeah but most of that was /n/ style retard pilot material.
>>149574133Yea, they were going very fast. The crash scene tells the story. Glad no one else got hurt.
>>149574137I genuinely think anyone burning to death sitting next to their brother is pretty grim desu regardless of their bank balance
>>149574152they got bought out by the VAG (Volkswagen Audi Group) decades ago and mostly use their parts, under the skin they're no different.
>>149574165I meant in general you doink.
This is only all over the news because he was a prominent footballer.
thank god I never learnt how to drive
Apparently his brother who was also a footballer, died too, Can't even imagine how devastating it is for their mother
>>149574152the company is italian based but its owner is german. the audi r8 and lambo huracan are essentially the same car with the same engine and several of the same components.
>>149574188>This is only all over the news because he was a prominent footballer.Well yeah. If this didnโt get reported people would start wondering where he is when the season starts.
>mfw i am not succesful or not famous so nobody will make fun of my death
>>149574188>Famous people's deaths are reported on the newsWhat's so weird about it you autistic fuck? It makes perfect sense
>>149574184I wonder what his last thoughts were while burning to death
>damn maybe i shouldn't have been driving like a fucking idiot
Bobby Zamora claims two more...
>>149574223Yes I will cry over a millionaire who didnโt know about me or care about me.
>>149574191...you just walk around and not use any means of transportation, ever?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c5y7p6pw5gyt
Fuck I missed screenshotting the first post where they left the epic upvote/downvotes on and there were 357 upvotes. The director general probably resigned already.
>>149574227What are you seething at? I was just saying the initial Anon had a point. I don't care about this former human one way or another.
>>149574228Probably more like "its getting kind of warm in here"
>>149574057Means you still have the opportunity to better yourself whilst he no longer does. You won't, of course, but you could.
>>149574220>check Transfermarkt>[Injured] Car Accident - Indefinitelysimple as
>>149574228>At least I didnโt have to play in the Club World Cu-
>>149574247Yea cuz you don't watch football and are autistic. initial Anon had NO valid point whatsoever.
>>149574057Nobody's forcing you.
MODS I KNOW YOUR SALARIES WERE DOWNGRADED AFTER THE LAST GOOK DEBACLE BUT DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND STICKY THIS NEWSWORTHY UNTIMELY DEMISE
>>149574276Sure, sperg bro. Whatever.
How quickly did that fire kill them if they knew somehow that they were overtaking someone and that the tyre blew out and that's how the car went out of control? Someone clearly witnessed it then but just didn't have time to help I guess? Or they were trapped in the car?
>>149574244Honestly this is bizarre.
>>149574057This is why I don't want success.
>>149574306Bright side: They were killed instantly by broken necks/shock/impact or knocked out so totally that the fire didn't bring them round
Worst case scenario: yeah no
>>149572700eh its not that bad
DIOGO JOTAA JOTAAA
ฮฮ HAD HIS TYRE GO UP
HIS LAMBO TURNED INTO METAL MASS
DIOGO JOTAAA JOTAAAA
>>149574309she's a local MP and minister for sport you retard
>>149574309It isn't bizarre at all you weird twat, they always make statements like this.
https://x.com/Cristiano/status/1940715187293544946
>>149574306Youve seen f1 or something when the car catches fire and theyve got safety equipment on and theres people on standby to react like right away and they still get injured or burnt
>>149574348Just trying to get some popularity points because the whole country hates them
>>149574346Culture and sport are under the same aegis?
>>149574352Overall, how does this affect Portugal's WC chances?
>>149574366I only know of the one dude burning to death in his car.
>>149574352Typical making it about himself
>>149574387Pity World Cup inbound.
wouldn't have happened if they were playing in the CWC
just sayin'
was it worth it to invite that 4th MLS team?
>>149574352The real shocker here is that worst ronaldo is still in the national team. Hard to believe it's possible.
>>149574387Starting XI winger with natural knack for goalscoring is out so a bad hit
>>149574337That's what I was thinking looking at the actual crash. The car looks like it was completely crumpled and as far as I'm aware, fire wouldn't really do that to the body of a car, would it? They had to have died from the impact and the fire just made it impossible for people to do anything.
Then again Antonio survived his crash and that car looked proper fucked. He could have been driving on the left side though cause it was probably a fancy car and the driver seat might have been on the other side.
>>149574366Yeah, that's fair. I can't really expect people to jump into a burning wreck to save people. I was just wondering about how it would have went down.
>>149574418You're the one bringing up F1
>>149572653Who cares, he was still married two weeks longer than I ever will
>>149574432I didnt mention deaths
wouldn't of happened in a Dacia Sandero
>>149574352>an accidentThe man is ruthless, he will do anything to ensure his place in the starting 11 for the WC.
Nobody from that national team is safe.
>>149574306The video shows the barrier taken out and disintegrate. That gives an idea of the speed.
The damage is caused by going head first into barrier pillars and then down into the ditch.
The height of the Lambo would make it more vulnerable to get smashed, spin, flip and launch into to the air. There's a distance between the hole where the barrier pillar stood / last tire tracks on road and where the wreck is.
Probably went airborne, air bags deployed and landed in a way that made it impossible to get out even if they were conscious. The fire is caused by destruction of the engine and fuel tank behind them.
>>149574387He's our only other natural goalscorer after Ronaldo. If we end up needing a goal in the last 10 minutes we are fucked
>>149574163Everyone's shocked.
Politicians and former athletes have shared their condolences.
>>149574518he probably shouldn't have done that
The famous F1 burn was Roger Williamson in 1974. A driver jumped out and tried to turn the car over but his hands were burning and he couldn't move it. The cause of death was given as inhaling hot gases but I wonder if that was cope.
>>149574547>The cause of death was given as inhaling hot gases but I wonder if that was cope.I've always read that usually in a fire the cause of death is actually suffocation from smoke inhalation so it's probably true.
>>149574471But cars catching fire
>still no sticky
fuck you mods
RiP
It sucks. Very good player
>>149574596>sticky for speeding scum'no'
le unpaid dogs will sticky when it hits p10 and everybody has forgotten.
>>149574547>The cause of death was given as inhaling hot gases but I wonder if that was cope.In what way is that cope. Do you have any idea how painful a death asphyxiation by hot petrol smoke would be
>>149572600>They wouldn't make it news if it was a curling playerA curling player who could afford a Lambo would be news.
>>149574574that car is obliterated, dude was dead before it even burst into flames, def going 100+mph
>>149574619It's 6:30 in New York and 3:30 AM in Los Angeles. Cut the moderators some slack.
>>149574625I have an idea yes but it would be better than slowly burning for eight minutes until your brain stem stops.
>>149572571 (OP)unbelievable. he just got married. RIP Diogo.
>>149574659I was talking about the F1 guy. Jota I'm sure died on impact or at least got too fucked up to get out of the car and died stuck there.
>>149574674if you're on fire you don't feel pain until you die. The skin's nerve cells are burned out before that.
>>149574518Also, the tire marks suggest either hard braking or the car going sideways / in a spin. Could have crashed into the barriers rear first, causing the vehicle to catch fire before it stops, but the burn marks around the wreck tell most of the story.
Niggas really do be successful and have everything and yet they still drive like drunks
>>149573332I didn't really give a fuck about him because fuck Liverpool. I'm just saying if it was Darwin Nuรฑez or Bissouma I would find it par for the course. I just thought he was a calm and quiet guy compared to some other of the psychos in football.
>>149574807Who wouldn't want to speed a little on a highway in a lambo? Be realistic please, they just got unlucky for some reason
this wouldn't have happened if Liverpool was in the CWC and not fucking Lelsea
why the fuck are they invited
>>149573592unironically shes hit a massive payday and will be remarried within 2 years tops. shes a fucking woman lol
>>149572788We don't do that you filthy goy
>>149572808Of course that darker blob in the north of England is where all the footballers live
>>149574825>AHHHH, I NEED TO GET A SPORT CAR AND DRIVE AT 140 OR ELSE MY LIFE IS TOO BORING AND MUNDANEDo richtoids really?
>>149572808How do you age standardise a car crash death?
>>149574352pissi would have posted an ad about crisps
>>149574926When you are in a car like Lambo, speeding on a highway is not surprising at all. As reports say, a tire blew up (which is just unlucky, not a driver error).
>>149574927I just got what it means.By example, Turkish have a more pyramidal age demographic than many western European countries, that's why they standardise the stats
RIP Diogo anyway
>>149574971I want you to reread what you wrote in a couple weeks when it leaks that he was going 120+mph
This team has more tragedies than Shakespeare.
>>149575031I mean they are built to go fast its not like he was going 120mph in a vw polo
29th of May 2021, Diogo Jota sits down to watch the Champion's League final. He doesn't like Man City for cucking Liverpool out of the PL constantly. He wants Chelsea to win. They do. He celebrates. Chelsea winning means they will play in the 2025 club world cup in place of Liverpool, who would have qualified on coefficient points in place of Chelsea had they not won. A football game 4 years prior would ultimately lead to his death.
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>>149573894crazy liverpool has now had a slip at the start and end of the season
Halfway jannies, put the hotpockets down.
>>149573744And what authority does a shop have over your own property? The tire guy is not the police so fuck off and leave me and my car alone.
Tire jew wanted me to buy new tires because of a puncture and I just bought and did pic related. This was 3000km or so ago, still going strong.
>>149574228he most likely passed out due to the crash/smoke
>>149573944From "You'll never walk alone" to "You'll never die alone"
>>149573757Based avecs. We won the Spanish roads, it was very based taking autovia del norte and only paying peage in basque country.
t. Drove twice from Porto to Paris for work.
EPL Clubs should mandate All players need chauffeurs and drivers - RIP
>>149575254the classic You'll never work again fits perfectly
turns out it was a rented lambo
bro didn't have the skills with his hands
Bump all threads, it's the traditional way to jolt le dogs into life.
>>149573894would never happen in my fiat
>>149575326lawsuit incoming
>>149575218I begin to understand
>>149572808
>>149572853Do you mean posts in full sentences with correct grammar?
>>149573894How exactly do you determine a tyre blew out from that smouldering ash pile?
Who was at fault?
Bit of a cold question, but im terrified of traffic accidents and would like to know if this is something that could happen to me
>>149575460Dont worry u will never be in a Lambo
>>149573178I am working on new lyrics for Fast Car by Tracy Chapman as we speak
>>149574533>portugal matches will now be even slurpierFuck me
>>149573232You can point to lots of deaths like Cheick Tiote and Christian โChuchoโ Benitez, but itโs also worth remembering that Fabrice Muamba and Christian Eriksen both survived, so things are getting better overall.
Everyone is now going about how much of a good boy he was, but would a good boy really be speeding at 3 am in a lambo?
As an Arsenal fan that's fucking horrible to hear my God. The fact that anyone can joke about this is honestly fucked.
>>149573293Because thereโs no point in everyone just endlessly repeating how sad they are, so we look for other things to say instead, and those comments will invariably be a lot more offensive than the generic sobs you seem to be asking for.
One thing I have noticed in this thread, however, is how many people immediately try to force the idea that the tyre exploding was somehow Diogo Jotaโs fault. My best friend had the same thing happen to her a couple of months ago, and she drives pretty normally; it just happened randomly. But the posters here seem afraid of the fact that death can happen at any time and that nothing is guaranteed. They donโt want it to have just been an accident, because accidents can happen to them too. They want Diogo Jota to have done something wrong.
>>149573382He certainly died from the car-owner-virus
>>149573512Welcome to Olympiakos
>>149573537>Jโencule JรฉsusBit gay
>>149573851Well done, sir
>>149573894Iโm not surprised his tyres blew up if he was driving on the verge. He should have tried driving on the road with everyone else.
>>149573537Ok, mais avec ou sans capote ?
>>149573851Terribly underrated.
>>149573984My moneyโs on the applause in the 20th minute. Iโm thinking that if I was a footballer, I would ask for shirt number 91 so they wouldnโt be able to clap my death if the same thing happened to me.
>>149574228>I wonder if they will have a minuteโs silence for me in the womenโs Euros
>>149573017But what if they had crashed into another car and killed the other driver because of that, not being retarded wouldnt have saved the other driver
>>149573894>he wasnt driving like a maniac i swear !
>>149575619>My best friend>her>it just happened randomlylol you moron, tyres don't randomly explode. It was a woman so I can guarantee those tyres were bald and ready to go at anytime.
>>149576016Then the garage should have told her when she got her MOT.
>>149573232chapecoense plane crash took out almost an entire team like 9 years ago
>>149572571 (OP)why mods didnt stick this fucking retards
>>149572593>picture with the kids and wifebritish media as classy as always
You Liverpool lot are awful tragedy merchants aren't ye?
>>149575305>All players need chauffeurs and driversWhy? Not like it worked for Princess Diana.
>>149574533What about Bruno?
>>149578132He's a good scorer but against a parked bus looking for a goal he'd definitely be outside the box trying to create something
>>149576056it's her duty to check tread depth anon, just because it passed and mot doesn't mean it was going to stay that way until next time. Other anon is probably right.