Thread 149583172

>Lap:
#7973

>Countdown to Semen Slurp: Power by Greggs™
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149574687

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>Amx
Amx

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break
Lewis Hamilton urges Ferrari to prioritise 2026: ‘I know Mercedes are focused on next year’
Liam Lawson has overtaken Yuki Tsunoda in the driver standings
Lando Norris: McLaren driver asks for no hostility for title rival Oscar Piastri at home Russell bullish on new Mercedes deal
Max Verstappen remains tight-lipped on F1 future but rules out sabbatical
Yuki Tsunoda takes the blame for F1 Austrian GP shocker
Lewis Hamilton would recommend Mercedes switch to Max Verstappen
Alex Albon's British GP helmet is a love letter to fans

gimi

amx

wish amx has a break has a kitkat® with his friend bort

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

gimi

Max Verstappen has 0 sons

>>149583236
yes, gimi

you now remember dickbutt pick on the UPS fan ferrari logo livery back then

>>149583258
/f1/'s favorite driver is a cvckold raising another man's driver. Please explain.

>>149583172 (OP)
still don't know why there's pepper and salt on the table with all the phones

jeff gordon

>>149583296
but it's another man's daughter, not driver

>>149583310
better than any F1 driver

>>149583309
he was about to order lunch when they swarmed in

>>149583296
Are you telling me that was not K-Mags own daughter?

>>149583296
>another man's driver
Penelope can't drive, and there are webms to prove it

>>149583370
But can she ride?

>>149583172 (OP)
wtf none of them are wearing masks

>>149583335
damn straight

>>149583296
He was groomed, please understand

>>149583427
pathetic

>>149583460
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being groomed by atractive older woman

not a fun hater but ring twingo is a bit too far

>>149583427
What does Jos think of this? How did he fail to teach Max his way of beating women into their place?
>>149583493
There is. A man is a leader.

>>149583460
(You) would not resist impregnating this succubus either

>>149583552
Wtf she's got the Razer logo tattooed I didn't know she was a gamer

>>149583552
funny lookin

I'm not a Yukifag, ever since I learned that he also takes part in infantilising himself I find him a bit creepy now honestly
But I honestly don't think he's doing as terrible as people are saying. He's not doing good enough and results are what matters at the end of the day, but when people say stuff like Checo being better, I dunno how true that is. The grid's way closer together (McLol rocketships aside) and Tsunoda usually is not as far off timing-wise from Max as Checo was especially during the crazy slump he went on last year, being 6-7 tenths off was enough to be ok last year where doing less than that will send you near the back of the pack this year

This is worse than 10 9/11s

>>149583718
all that lestappen smut, lost, like tears in the rain

>>149583597
>ever since I learned that he also takes part in infantilising himself
What did he do?

edd

I couldn't resist.

>>149583172 (OP)
>Lewis Hamilton would recommend Mercedes switch to Max Verstappen
does he hate narb that much?

>>149583779
Everyone does

>>149583718
me stubbing my toe is worse than 10 9/11s

Does anyone have the Brundle meme with
>The grid is filled to the brim with niggers
>A bit smelly here, Fernando?
Cheers.

>>149583172 (OP)
>thailady
>fans
KEK

POLE

>>149583790
he will get his wish granted during summer, I assume hes aware that max going to mercedes means that his records will be broken

>>149583794
the spee archive has OCR now in case anyone wasn't aware
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/ocr/A%20bit%20smelly%20here%2C%20Fernando/

>>149583736
He baby talks and call himself Yuu-chan on twitcast.

>>149583819
I am pretty sure that he is british and not pole

>>149583819
this years WDC

Went to Toulouse after leaving Nice and got a good smack on the ass from a local. F1 related because it may have happened to Poorez.

>>149583859
>Went to Toulouse after leaving Nice and got a good smack on the ass from a local.

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149583885
kek

>>149583828
>>149583849
Thanks. Probably the best thing I ever posted here. Didn't have it saved anywhere.

>>149583859
nice

>>149583834
>call himself Yuu-chan on twitcast
C-cute!
>>149583922
<3

>>149583834
Isn't adding -chan just a nip thing?

>>149583908
Why do you mention Oracle so much but not Palantir? Aren't they both draconian glowie orgs?
>>149583965
Yes, although it is sorta a diminutive

gb gp next

Formula 1.

>>149584025
sexo

Next post will be European.

A fucking leaf…

>>149583849
Where's the chinaman one?

(formerly European)

>>149583597
yugi hit new low last week with that awful qualy and colapiss spin

forza motorsport is ded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKvnpDvEG0M
New works in Interlagos, I just wish they fixed the favela around the track

>>149584025
Imagine a threesome with her and Maria kozjeikzyxienye from javelin throw or what's her name

>>149584025
I want to see her butt

>>149584221
haha yeah just imagine

>>149584071
As the saying goes

>>149584025
>vincent
That's a man you fools

>>149584221
>>149584246
>>149584282
Javelins are quite phallic in nature

>>149584176
All racing games are dead, seems like licensing and development costs are just far too high for such a niche genre.

>>149584324
Mario Cart World be bussin fr tho

>>149584324
*ahem*

>>149584312
>andrejczyk
>son of Andrej
You won't fool me

>>149584282
Color me gay then baby

>>149584312
TAKE MY SOUL POLISH JAVELIN SLUT

>>149583172 (OP)
he looks miserable and it's only day minus 1000 at Mercedes
Imagine day 1 MAX

DON'T DO IT

>>149584025
imagine the sons she'd bear you

>>149584282
That’s what they all say…

>>149584441
why wasn't edd there?

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arMSrXkbMKM

>>149584473
They're at Silverstone, so he's at Greggs

>>149584473
>>149436156

>>149583978
Oracle is a parasitic company. Anything they attach their brand to goes to complete shit. Just like Disney or Apple.

>>149584482
absolute UNIT
>>149584493
thank G-d, i was starting to worry

>>149584441
what's up with this guy?

>>149584346
>his example is a license that only moved hands because the previous owner was so unsuccessful that they went bankrupt

>>149584516
Yuki dood, wat nou?

max isn't going to mercedes, lando will win the championship, nothing ever happens

>>149584560
i don't think lando will win it

>>149584569
thats because youre 75 IQ jose

>>149584594
it started when hornyman shagged half the secretaries

>>149583531
>>149583778
>>149583852
>>149584441
>>149584473

How much will Max be on? £50 million, 3 years?

>>149584621
Didn't aston offer him 1 billion or something like that?

>>149584621
yes his body language is saying that it's all true

>>149584621
him not answering with a straightforward no means he's definitely talking to mercedes. or at least his dad is.

Max will not drive for Mercedes

>>149584649
IMO that was always just a meme, it literally would have been the largest sports contract in human history and by a large margin

>>149584621
at the very least 80M per year

>>149584670
heh... back in my day the meme was that shit was actually happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

>>149584670
she should consider it. red bull raping is a sinking ship

>>149584672
I thought cr7 had only reneewd for only 1 year. also messis's contract with miami should be there aswell because its worth a lot

how will ferrari frick it up for him?

>>149584672
>top 5 twice

Mercedes will hire Jos by mistake and Toto will have to have him seething and punching people in der garage for the next three years plus option without actually getting a driver as part of the deal.

>>149584762
they'll make him drive. and somehow light him on fire again

How can anyone look at this onboard and say this was Hamilton's fault? Verstappen was clearly moving in the braking zone as usual trying to force his opponent into a "yield or crash" situation, he wasn't even close to giving enough room to Hamilton as seen by how far away he was from the outside line.

>>149584621
one billion dolars

>>149584806
the proper argument is that hamilton was there and max still went for the apex
two into one doesn't go

>>149584687
nigga how old are you, 30?

>>149584806
>>149584821
delusional

>>149584672
>new york mets first
theres no way a baseball team have this amount of money to spend in a single guy

>>149584825
copy, we will come back to you

>>149584836
Look at the contract lengths, there's plenty of MLB ones on there but they're all looooooooooooong as shit.
Just look at how much they're being paid per event and it makes a lot more sense, even Max's current contract has him earning several times more per event than those top ranked MLB players.

>>149584806
they went racing

>>149584806
Unfortunately none of this matters as Homolton got a preview of the race via the sprint, and decided he would deploy his signature move instead of taking a guaranteed loss

>posting bronzepebble 2021 bait after 4 years
>falling for bronzepebble 2021 bait after 4 years

>>149584835
>>149584845
this just shows that max took himself out

>>149584867
lol. shameless fucker

>>149584836
long contract plus it's mostly deferred, they'll be paying them for the rest of their lives

for all the shit we give lando, max is also a massive mental midget

>>149584975
trvke. /f1/ is not ready to hear it but max starts crashing everytime he actually has to race to win

>>149584975
only when he chimps out, the mclaren twink is always /weakmind/ thougheverbeit

Yeah, Max is literally complete and utter shit

>>149576596
>Ban blood-descendants from getting visas
>Gives visas instead to ngubus, mohammeds and saars
What did they mean by that?

>>149577648
Check pic

>>149578570
Is he ok?

>>149580087
Veronica Silesto isn't American though.

>>149585047
>blood-descendants
come on, son

>>149585021
the only person max has ever had to race is hamilton and he has the iq of a dead tree when he's within 1s of him

>>149585063
>>149584975

>>149585082
If you remove every shitpost on this site there are no posts left

>>149584186
>We're never getting old interlagos back
Fuck...

What is it?

last 2 digits confirm how many G's max will experience this sunday

CARDO!! your race weekend is ready

>>149585166
Last 2 digits is who's going to Ham-manouver him.

>>149585239
how is brendon hartley gonna manage that?

>>149584687
I miss 2012 4chin even if it was regarded as shit by actual oldfags and original fags

>>149585296
Yuki dies on Friday, and Red Bull needs to find a willing replacement.

>>149585418
>hartley
>willing
dude is happy in wec

>>149585336
4chan has always been better 5 years ago

>>149585535
It was objectively better before the 2015 mobile invasion and then the 2016 election/boomer refugee crisis.

>>149585535
>2012 was five years ago
HAHAHAHA LOL

>>149585138
His penis

>>149585592
Stop, faggot. I’m already lost in time.

2014 was last thursday.

They say time is a flat circle, but really nothing actually changes. You just age.

euros are sleeping

Put him in a Mercedes or McLaren or Aston Martin next year and he would be the 2026 WDC

>>149585847
love are hulk but he's weakmind

>>149585847
enjoy the new redbull

is so joever for dead bull

>>149585703
time is bowman gray stadium

>>149585872
>you lived long enough to see Red Bull Mercedes get shat on by an Adrian Newey-designed Aston Martin running a Honda engine in 2028
imagine if your 2021 self saw this

I fucking love Abu Dhabi 2021

blud came through in the trackie and flat cap
skull emoji
skull emoji
skull emoji

>>149586134
the camera focal length really brings out the britoid in him here

>>149586142
proppa proppa enslish chav mystery meat
this could be his brother

a murder most zesty

He's not "zesty"... Yikes

>>149586134
Those eyes are the most English eyes I’ve seen in my life

>>149586134
old uncle g
no kids of his own

>>149586344
what a bitch

>>149586437
too white

>>149586490
narb gets pregante with a somali babby in a career ending pregnancy in 2027
subscribe to netflix to see the upcoming series

>>149585847
why even try when you look like this, I don't get it

>>149586437
Good, kids slow you down and age you up, unless you're a freak of nature and not normal.

btw i just re upped my grandfathered $60 rate f1tv
suck it euros

>>149586505
how many videos of Bearman acting fruity do you people have
Also why be a batty boy when you can go to the beach and stare at women like pic related

>>149586556
>how many videos of Bearman acting fruity do you people have
it grows

>>149586556
zamn

>>149584975
Being angry all the time doesn't mean you are a mental midget.

>>149583172 (OP)
Can someone make a "If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are" edit with this?

>>149586556
pussy and pit hair looks like mold

>>149585703
Fuck off Parmenides, /f1/ is a heraclitean general
/f1/ related because the central core of f1 is motion

>>149586723
you are literally a faggot

>>149586767
What's wrong with bum sex? question

>>149586775
nothing
im a marxist
from each the hole i need and to each the dick they require

nothing
im a Chud
Me ne frego

>>149584877
>>149584878
>>149584880
>>149584881
CUM’N :O

>>149586853
exceptionally high

>>149586853
He has a contract.

>>149586868
you silly bitch
thats the implication
>>149586869
no thoughever

>>149585872
Why does Ford have to be so fucking gay 24/7? I just want a new V8 powered Crown Vic. I don’t want a fucking crossover.

POOWIS SHARTMILTON SHOULD GO THE FUCK BACK TO AFRICA

OOGA BOOGA NIGGA

>>149586899
he didnt say that.

>>149586869
That contract likely has a buyout

I am the queen of France.

>>149587057
proof?

>>149587079
I crowned her

>>149587127
oh shit
>>149587057
pic

>>149587057
ayy bby im tryna put something in that neck forcefully

>>149587057
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things

https://youtu.be/Se3Ev3lNDkA?si=JSr1CyrGO0IuIcPJ

pozfags really think piastri is in the title race lol

chuck is in the bike race

>>149587294
>no helmet

>>149587326
nothing to loose

>>149587326
nothing to protect

>>149587342
its lose not loose retard. your mom is loose

jota would be alive if he had a helmet

>>149587357

>>149587362
no i suspect the fire did them in
the monocoques are pretty strudy and you'd have to find a seriously unfortunate but of rail to get deleted
unless it was a urus then
S

>>149587390
Ignore that burger, loose works too. God bless Jamaican hoes.

Elon Musk acts like a zoomer and it pisses me off greatly.

dead bull

>>149587542
That person has you data now

i do so much and im still treated like shit

euros sleep and no one else posts F1 hoes. america is not only the great satan, but also gay.

/f1/ hates him because they aren't him.

>>149587597
Shit

slavi stop being breedable challenge

>>149587659
Grace is so overrated. There is a reason for why she only took photos of her face from an angle. Box faced unironic ho

>>149587800
everyone looks better at an angle, even your pepe

>>149587724
man looks 40 going on 14

>>149587724
you just know they didn't

>>149587880
Not true t bh tho I agree on your pepe assertion

>>149587977
post one person who looks better straight on. hard mode, similar quality photos, e.g. both studio or both candid

and yet
im still hungry

>>149587997
I mean I could post women with non-perfect noses or weak jawlines to prove myself right. But anyway, my original post was meant to truly dunk on Grace Kelly because people always say she’s the most beautiful old Hollywood woman when that’s not the case (that title belongs to my late wife Audrey Hepburn.) Kelly’s profile is really exceptional but apart from that she’s just bleh

>>149586556
>tattoos
>armpit hair
Yuck

ded to mclel

>>149587659
for me, it's gimiposting

>>149588108
>avoiding the question
lol, lmao even

pic related is way more attractive than Audrey

as always, death to mclaren

>>149588251
Russel could win the WDC this year and he'd still get the boot if Max makes the call

>>149586556
cognate the aroma

>>149588303
She’s more beautiful than Kelly I’ll give you that

>>149588463
horrid haircut lmao. worse than doohan's buzzcut

Unrelated but happy 4th of July Burgerfats!
https://youtu.be/Nx7OjVaXGZ0?si=YiqQ6_7mCdUgF2Aq

>>149588498
death to america. death to mclaren. amx and jorj as teammates please.

>>149588473
Shut up shut up

We need a driver that speaks with a transatlantic accent.

>>149588498
based pigger

>>149588498
USA
S
A

>>149588498
God bless Ameriga :DDDD

forgot to sleep again
why can't I be like Kimi (the fun one)

>>149588524
I've never seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants

>Where there's smoke, there's a fire.
Is it true?
They always say that with F1 rumors.

Max going to Merc would be a downgrade even if the Red Bull is hard to drive.

>>149588791
>going to Merc would be a downgrade
why? the redbull is a shitbox that they no longer have any top talent

gimi

>verstappen loses it with redbull
>goes to Aston martin to be with newey
>stroll gets downgraded
Finally, Alonso can have a proper teammate again.

>>149588867
Merc is still finishing behind Max.
Russel is a good driver, likely 2-3rd best.
But I don't think Max would be any better off at Merc.
That's why would anyone switch teams before the 2026 regulations?
Red Bull might get lucky with the changes.
No one really knows though.

>>149588921
just do a reverse Ricky and switch to a better team 3 times in a row

>>149588917
stroll wont be the one to leave

what's next for Redbull?

>>149588921
red bull is gonna have shit engine. there is just no way they get it together with how much organizational chaos they have had

>>149588938
Inevitable collapse because they centred the car around max and forgot that max will drive the wheels off any car.

>>149588935
It's not going to happen anyway, so I can dream as much as I want.

>>149588943
But they have a chance for a reset next year, surely Ford's engine will be better than Merc's right? im sure they'll convince him to drive for at least 2026

>>149588946
I want to see Alonso, Verstappen and Kubica on the same LeMans 24h team and win.

>>149588498
>>149588977
ehhh F1?

I just had a deadly premonition. An unobstructed view of our horrifying future. To relay this knowledge would expose you all to a cognitohazard.
I offer you one chance to avert your eyes and mind now:
.
Max Verstappen will be a Ferrari driver alongside Hamilton.

>>149588982
Austin soonish
Vegas a bit after that

>>149588984
Your premonition is merely an apparition.

>>149588977
https://youtu.be/1UXs8TzlGCU?feature=shared

>>149589004
I managed to watch 5 seconds before having to close it. How'd I do?

>4th of July
>Can't tell what's fireworks or gunshots
f1 feels for this

>>149589014
2021 Saudi Arabian Terrorist Attack Jeddah Sponsored By Houtis European GP

F1?

>>149589014
Future Chicago GP sponsored by Wakanda

>>149588791
>>149588921
Hamilton going to Merc would be a downgrade even if the McLaren is unreliable.

Merc is still finishing behind Lewis.
Rosbergg is a good driver, likely 2-3rd best.
But I don't think Lewis would be any better off at Merc.
That's why (sic) would anyone switch teams before the 2014 regulations?
McLaren might get lucky with the changes.
No one really knows though.

>>149589025
not on my watch

which f1 personality is most likely to do something like this?

>>149589050
me

>>149589025
kinda gay, if you ask me

that thumbnail is sussy

my minds gone

>>149589050
>52
Grim.

>>149589091
where is youuuur miiiiind

>>149589077
what a vile trollop

Kimi Matias Raikkonen

>>149589106
you like that don't you

Just had the most terrible nightmare, lads...

>McLaren
Norris
Piastri

>Ferrari
Hamilton
Bearman

>Mercedes
Barnard
Ugochukwu

>Red Bull
Albon
Lindblad

>Williams
Browning
Block

>Racing Bulls
Lawson
Palmowski

>Haas
Slater
Chambers

>Aston Martin
Stroll
Russell

>Audi
Ticktum
Voisin

>Alpine
Rowland
Doohan

>Cadillac
Crawford
Kirkwood

>>149589165
where's amx?
where's tuukka tuukavittupeepoonen?

why are you having dreams of 22 men, anonie

>>149589200
fujos be like that

>>149589165
>Ugochukwu
Unlikely to happen, and if it does it'll be the most blatant example of a diversity hire yet. That kid is trash
>losing to a guy that only did 1 event
lmao

>>149589200
Not all of them are men

>>149589200
>>149589205
She said it was a nightmare

>>149589212
it was a nightmare because
>it wasnt an orgy
or
>binlannd is actually a yume who wants to secrelty get fcuked by all of them

>>149589207
i don't want to see ooga boogachooga ever drive again

>>149589207
https://youtu.be/ZWwZ_gWKSQs?t=30

I HEARD IT IN THE WIND
AND I SAW IT IN THE SKY (f1)

morning lads

Races for this feel?
(what. the. FUCK.)

>>149589262
based

>>149589165
this is just every Youtube 2026 grid prediction from four years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGnqFqd3K3c
What do you do if you meet this guy in the forest?

>>149589313
i take out my .44 caliber revolver because he's just put me into a self defense situation

>>149583552
wtf, Max's mom took pics like this?

>>149589192
>>149589207
>>149589300
Don't reply before waking up properly

>>149589313
Alpine bad is a bold prediction?

>>149589345
i'll keep your nightmare alive as long as i can, lauri

>>149589375
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149589375
jajajajajajajaja
Also you forgot Mercado Libre

So lawson is above chinky poonoda in points but you still have him higher in WEC? lawson is a rookie. Chinky hs been in f1 for 6 years.

/f1/ is a joke

have a programme lads
>FRIDAY 4 JULY Local time
FIA Formula 3 Practice Session 08:45 - 09:30
FIA Formula 2 Practice Session 10:00 - 10:45
FORMULA 1 FIRST PRACTICE SESSION 12:30 - 13:30
FIA Formula 3 Qualifying Session 14:00 - 14:30
FIA Formula 2 Qualifying Session 14:55 - 15:25
FORMULA 1 SECOND PRACTICE SESSION 16:00 - 17:00
FIA Formula 4 Practice Session 17:45 - 18:30
>and don't miss:
Formula 1 Historic F1 Car Demonstration 17:10 - 17:25

then, tomorrow
>SATURDAY 5 JULY
FIA Formula 4 Qualifying Session 08:10 - 08:35
FIA Formula 3 Sprint Race (18 Laps or 40 Mins +1 Lap) 09:15 - 10:00
FIA Formula 3 Press Conference 10:20 - 10:50
FORMULA 1 THIRD PRACTICE SESSION 11:30 - 12:30
FIA Formula 2 Sprint Race (21 Laps or 45 Mins +1 Lap) 13:15 - 14:05
FORMULA 1 QUALIFYING SESSION 15:00 - 16:00
FIA Formula 4 First Race (25 Mins +1 Lap) 17:00 - 17:30
>and definitely don't miss
Formula 1 Historic F1 Car Demonstration 10:10 - 10:25
Formula 1 Eddie Jordan Tribute 10:25 - 10:35

and the day after tomorrow
>SUNDAY 6 JULY
FIA Formula 4 Second Race (25 Mins +1 Lap) 08:20 - 08:50
FIA Formula 3 Feature Race (22 Laps or 45 Mins +1 Lap) 09:30 - 10:20
FIA Formula 2 Feature Race (29 Laps or 60 Mins +1 Lap) 11:05 - 12:10
>don't miss
Formula 1 Historic F1 Car Demonstration 12:20 - 12:35
Formula 1 Eddie Jordan Tribute 12:35 - 12:45
Formula 1 Drivers' Parade 13:00 - 13:30
Formula 1 National Anthem 14:44 - 14:46
Promoter Activity Red Arrows Fly Past 14:46 - 14:48
>and last but not least
FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX (52 LAPS OR 120 MINS) 15:00 - 17:00

>>149589395
>Lawson
>rookie
but I agree

>>149589395
i had a proper basedjak version of this one but lost it some time ago

>>149589397
I will be missing the historic F1 car demonstration and the EJ tribute :(

>>149589405
>basedjak
kwab

>>149589401
raced less than half-a-season before 2025 innit

>>149589395
WEC is a popularity contest

did the br*toids even like eddie jordan

>>149589415
:(

>>149589424
probably not, maybe for like 5 minutes during the aftermath of the 1998 Belgian GP

>>149589424
Mixed opinions a lot of people thought he chatted shit too often but every once in a while he would have absolutely wild insider info.
IIRC it was him that first leaked Lewis to Mercedes. I wish I'd been there to hear him negotiate the Newey RBR split.

I'm excited for 2026.
Not just figuring out where max goes when redbull fucks him out of five on the trot, but because I want to see just how terrible some of the teams manage to deal with the new body changes and active aero and shit.

Arvind Lindblad is just a brown george Russell. Not good, not bad, just a British faggot who gets gifted the best cars in lower formulas

you now remember arrivabenis

>>149589458
Shouldn't you be in the UK already, Liam?

>>149589462
you now remember my penis *unzips dick*

>>149589469
Sex tourism is bad

>>149589498
i'll show you bad *slowly unbuttons vest*

>>149589043
this one fine, just swap the strap
he had a named maroon one

shut the fuck up chris mccarthy

>>149589458
Atleast George actually won the lower formulas though

trident cheats

alicia silverstone this weekend?

>>149589568
thats a man with shitty fakeup/filters

>>149589585
Russian men look like THAT?!? Zamn!

Taponen 3/6 weekends with 0 points

>>149589585
she's just e*glish please understand

tim tramnitz got old

>>149589610
Part & parcel of being a Red Bull junior

>>149589288
>guys how low should we tune our guitars?
>yes

whos that

could be the mother of your children if you play your cards right

>>149589375
>claiming they race to win
>in reality collecting Colapinto's gibs does it

>>149589651
Just imagine Lewlew banging that.

Happy Ameriga day Amerigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Gu1dNVwwU

ugo orlandi-but-we-call-ourselves-ugochuckwu-bros, we're first

>>149589028
Yeah but that was a special case of Ross Brawn and setting up the Mercedes team correctly.
And having a 3-year head start in the engine regulations.
With a cost cap on both development on engines and cars were just not going to see advantages like that anymore.

i don't like silverstone

Digits and Hyundai enters F1 in association with Renault.

>Claro BWT Stake Renault-Hyundai F1 Team Mercando Libre Mercedes

>>149589028
Brawn failed miserably at Honda and I doubt Merc can make the best engine with questionable reliability in the past.

Also there's rumors about Haug retiring, the management might be up for a big shakeup. Imagine if they bring in someone like Lauda who shat the bed completely at Jaguar and some shady billionaire businessman because Merc really doesn't seem serious with their F1 project.

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149589703
>With a cost cap on both development on engines and cars were just not going to see advantages like that anymore.
IDK if they've kept the token system for the 2026 regs as well but either way it should have the same effect of slowing development.
If anything it could be even worse since they won't even be able to test developments whereas before they could at least do as much R&D as they wanted before using their upgrade token.

>>149589697
looks more like a finn

>>149589651
Lewis Hamilton.

tsolovbros!

>>149589766
I was actually thinking the same thing after I posted it

>>149589732
don't bother. gooks dont get motorsport

Formula One next
https://youtu.be/ow57BWehyTc

>>149589822
>Gooks don't get motorsport
:(

>>149589840
>Heh, Max to Mercedes? Ooooooh, how much betrayal can I take? Feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!
>Did ya hear that, Edd? So I told him, how much more betrayal can I take? Feels like I've been stabbed in the heart! heh.

>>149589822
>gooks dont get motorsport

>>149589859
fake pic
and even if it was real there's nay a gook in sight

korean is only good for murderous childrens games

Today I learned Sainz still owns his Golf and prefers to drive it over his other cars. I don't know why but this just puts a smile on my face.

>>149589875
literally not even real
or
oreca-designed anyway

>>149589896
looks real to me
>oreca
ok, and?

>>149589923
oreca's french, not korean
and the point was >>149589822

>>149589923
>>oreca
>ok, and?
So it's a bit like saying Racing Point "designed" the RP20

>>149589923
propah shitbox energy

shut the fuck up chris mccarthy

were i in the f2 (or f3) intro, i would not cross my arms and block my main sponsor

>>149589939
>>149589951
>gooks pay the bills
>car eneters under gook brand
>uhm, it's acktually a french car
by your logic, bmw, porsche, mclaren and cadillac wec cars are italian
good to know

>>149590028
Literally yes, do you actually believe the RBR cars are Austrian or that the Mercedes cars are German?

F1 kids?

>>149590058
dont

>>149590056
>enters under x nation
>uhm it's acktually all brit bong cars
that's why noone likes you

>>149589889
Dubbers get the rope

>>149590068
Would /f1/ hold this opinion if it were applied to people? Say jeets for example?

>racing at home at silverstone
>swedejeet
sure

i don't like silverstone

RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
safety first

>shitter gets stuck in gravel
>RED FLAG
i'm tired

>>149589889
thats a fancy 2010s gti though. basically my dream car.

Which of these young drivers will be the next Jack Doohan?

luke browning is gay for amx btw

Spack Poorfraud

britain is browning yes

>tructor right behind barrier where shitter got stuck
>still takes 10min+ to recover the car

>>149590179
they had to go over their OH&S paperwork first

>>149589889
based saar

remember when jak crawford got gifted a win at monaco

no
i've watched one formula poo race this year (shit field)

>>149590179
Is not as easy as you think

>>149590239
>i'm ok

Seems like everyone has forgotten it's Bearman's home race too. Lol.

>>149590255
>jew
i didn't know that we are racing in israel this week

>>149589395
Tsunoda is driving the worst car on the grid tho, Lawson is getting exposed by a nafri

>>149589889
this is from DTS is it not?
I recall someone showing this clip to me before....

>>149590239
Do you have the chinamen trying to push bottas's car?

>>149590255
>cubboy
i don't give a FUCK

British Grand Prix. British Sport. British Victory.
/thread

nothing ever happens

>>149590332
No but I have a video of chinaman smashing Max's car so much that mechanics had to come and dismantle the car on the track
https://streamable.com/1qzp03

F1 is better with BIG BERNIE 'BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS' ECCLESTONE in it. The O.G pot stirrer, heavenly mandate of funposting imbued within him from birth.

>>149590540
Impressive, very nice

i have a feeling the twinks on the grid are going to get absolutely anally GAPED this weekend. max, alonso, etc will dominate

As of March 2025, McLaren Automotive is wholly owned by CYVN Holdings LLC, owned by the government of Abu Dhabi.

>>149590703
McLaren Racing Limited is a British motor racing team based at the McLaren Technology Centre in Woking, Surrey, England. The team is a subsidiary of the McLaren Group, which OWNS a majority of the team.

>>149590703
grim

>>149590703
>>149590727
McLaren run a £400m deficit per year. If they didn't have a rich Arab sugar daddy, they'd go bankrupt.

which drivers are into scat?

>>149590793
Russell for sure. Probably Albon as well.

humiliation ritual

>>149589077
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149590625
Oh oh, "Literally Hitler!" has spoken once again. Normgroids aren't going to take that lightly.

>>149590788
>£400m deficit per year.
>here is your supercar interior saar

>>149590872
I hate touch screens in cars so much bros

>>149590797
>ywn have He shits

>>149591015
Girls don't poop you doofus

Odds on Lindblad shagging it into a barrier like fake gimi on his FP1 debut?

>>149590703
>>149590722
i knew, because i pay attention
>the McLaren Group
which is owned by the bahrain mumtakalat holding company

>>149591065
>mumtakalat
*mumtalakat
right

>>149591015
Very Indian post of you

>>149591065
>>149591073
yeah, double arab gangbang on a brit company, I know

lindbladders

>>149591119
I'm nicking this one.

MCLAREN IS NOT BRITISH

>>149590872
>literally early-00's shitbox interior with couple of screens and a nice steering wheel

MP4-12C was the only modern McLaren with class.

>>149591119
lindt blad

LE MAGGOTS AND LE BECKETTS

arvid blindlad

its DUN DUN time

>>149586556
lovely shape, but this shape should be like this while standing, not while lying down

>>149590872
even cheap Polo looks better.

Buttass moving to alpenis

>>149590996
I vastly prefer them for some stuff like GPS but I don't understand why they think a touchscreen should replace ALL fucking buttons, one of these retards is gonna put the controls for the windows on there some day (if they haven't already).

>>149591393
he should move to Yakutia actually.
tired of this guy.

>>149591169
more like faggots and buttsex tbqh

>soulless advertising cunts using dire straits music to advertise british gas
fml

why does lando norris walk like he has autism

>>149591450
I hear BP is in dire straits

>>149591464
>like
he has autism

DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN

>>149591450
I hope at least they got some royalties from that
>get your money for nothing...

>semenstone
sluuuurp

LINDBLAAAAAAAAAD

>female commentator
and...... I'm swapping to Sky

>silverstone
ugh

>>149591464
diversionary tactic to mislead his opponents

>>149591522
best circuit on the calendar you pathetic cunt
at least you can overtake here

lance stroll is actually there?

ENTER

>>149591529
>you pathetic cunt
no you

>>149591529
>can
we'll see

>>149591547
Cute

too bad silverstone wasn't mistaken for those iranian nuclear facilities a couple of weeks ago

>>149591547
green goblin (real)

>>149591582
if you can't overtake on one of the widest circuits, you don't belong in f1

>>149591606
>widest
yes brits are fat

someone is smoking

>>149591622
I am not smoking but I am smoking hot if that's what you mean

>>149591547
it is bussing

circuit de monaco > silverstone

They are announcing NARB contract extension this weekend

>throwing shade on the thai ladyboy
can't believe they called him br*tish

>>149591672
isn't AMD supposed to be moving to Merc? is the Ant moving then?

>>149591672
and then watch him be shit for the rest of the year, so torger has to fire him

pier gasly

>>149591711
>offensively large nipples
gas the french

>>149591732
As good a reason as anything
Gas the French

>>149591711
bier gasly
haha

>>149591672
Just like Cadillac announced Checo in Miami?

>>149591757
Very good

how long have they been showing the brake pedal position in the hud? it used to be either 0% or 100%, no in between.

gas leak again

>>149591751
have an updoot
>>149591783
around 3-4 years ago, around the time they started doing the live feeds

sbinnala

That was such as high speed

Mclel should have put the orange on the tip of the nose instead of making the nose chrome

>>149591767
Cadillac wanted Retardo

>>149591808
think of the papaya brand recognition!!!!

>>149591830
I'm not saying to get rid of the orange. I'm saying put it more forward

strolling

>>149591777
checked
>>149591854
he's actually there!

>>149591606
it's hard to overtake at shillverstone desu if you've ever played it in games, everyone is just pounding round so fast and there's not a lot of corners to make a difference on and no easy drs spots

>>149591793
what's a live feed

>>149591878
skill issue

B*TTAS FUCK OFF
B*TTAS GO HOME
B*TTAS GO DIE

>>149591878
If you can follow in the esses you can get em on the straight afterwards

MARKO
THE SEAT

>fastest lap
>hottest gf
LAWGOAT

was business do lauwson and hannah st. john have?

>>149591890
based

>>149591897
>hottest gf
wrong

>salesforce gleefully advertising your ai replacement
cunts lad

son of law is really lucky

>>149591908
>>149591914
arr rook same

>>149591912
stop noticing

>>149591908
did bort bite her on her arm?
would make sense with that mouth of his, but still

>>149591908
>BCG scar
lmao, imagine having parents who let you get that shit

>>149591924
see >>149591926

>>149591914
Do you think she looked at him like that when he told her about being demoted back to RB?

>>149591933
is the f1 paddock at risk of getting tb now?

>>149591948
yeah they fuck
hot tbdesu

>>149590793
guess who

>>149591956
nah, it's a standard bong school vaccination
most people suffer it well, but around 10% get the scar.

what does he even need eight bins for?

Why is no-one posting Lewis's only fans beard?

>Bottas
>Ocon's femcel
>Binotto
Why do they always show the same handful of people every session?

>>149591972
unless it's on his plane

I really want verstappen to take russels seat, the amount of seethe from all sides would be so funny

>>149591948
>good looks
>drives F1 cars
>hot gf

yeah I hate him

>>149591970
they look cute, they will save the white race
>>149592000
kek

Brad Pitt mentioned
F1 movie box office mentioned

DEAD BULL

>>149592018
she looks like a female elliot page

>>149591990
>tattoos
>whore
>burns coal for clout

>amx shaking his head
Let the hate flow through you

>>149592036
vgh... The Michael...

fat

need a reaction pic of the binoculars kid

did someone clip that fat twat with the binos? meme material

CHUCK SURGE

LECUTEBROS ??? WE ARE BACK ???

>>149592059
>looking for digits

mercedes has already been diversified by hamilton
no way max goes there

>>149592059
peak
ty

>>149592037
kek, I admit this picture doesn't help her

>>149592024
F1 movie is huge success
expect more normies and women "fans"

dead bull
e
a
d

b
u
l
l

there are more fat people in silverstone than miami

>>149592066
and actually getting them

>>149592059
Mind if I steal this?

billy monger with the worst combover ive seen in years

>>149591990
shes not in the paddock with him
thats all you need to know

>>149592087
go on anon, have fun