Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:45:12 PM
No.18519574
Real talk: does masturbation accelerate hair loss in men?
Or is it just a placebo effect? How come those who push this narrative don't also target men who have casual sex? Is it just to make balding men feel bad about themselves and feel like it's their fault?
I think it's /fa/-related since hair care and styling are related here.
/goon/ - Lewdtubers General
8/23/2025, 5:31:43 AM
No.103774158
Welcome to /goon/!
This thread is for the discussion of all Lewdtubers and/or AVtubers!
I.E Bao, Cotton, ProjektMelody, exc.
>Any view requirements?
Nope! They just need to make NSFW content!
>My oshi is also discussed on other threads (I.E LIG), does that mean I can post them here?
Of course!
>How long will this thread stay up?
I don't know! I don't really wanna keep reposting the thread, so someone should be a hero and sometimes make a new thread in my stead!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:54:29 AM
No.24647595
Since there's a generic coomer to represent porn addicts, ought there not be a generic female coomer? What does the generic coomette look like?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:44:25 PM
No.213729168
>>213724190
>>213724380
>>213725691
porn references make me giggle
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:37:59 PM
No.213729081
Cooming is making a comeback.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:43:26 AM
No.33507945
how do I find a purpose in life?
I got burned out on the one thing that gave my life meaning 4 years ago, and nothing I've done has put me back in control of it. I suffer with constant untreatable anxiety, depression, and self-esteem issues, have few friends, am immediately peggable as autistic just by looking at me, and am haunted by constant flashbacks of all this humiliatingly cringey things I've said and done
if you have religious advice, kindly kill yourself. Your god deserves a hell worse than your devil could ever possibly imagine.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:20:46 AM
No.18547077
>and /pw/'s 2025 Coomer Match of the Year goes to...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:24 PM
No.18542084
>inverted spear
hey now wait a moment, this sounds actually doable, has anyone really done this?
like, a spear to the back instead of the front? or is it too risky?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:50:00 PM
No.938322345
Every hour spent watching pixels is an hour stolen from your own reflection.
You could have read a chapter, learned a skill, lifted some weights, or fixed your posture in the time it took for you to trade for a fantasy.
You’re missing a chance to make reality better.
Why don’t you turn away from the glow of the screen? I can see the glow being in your eyes instead.
They do not care about you
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:29:14 PM
No.106164728
>>106148212
>my current GNU+Linux install is only 15 days old
AAAAH, I'MMM GONNA HOOOOOPPP
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:55:16 PM
No.18426825
>you want some?!
>COOOOOM GET SOME
xx_CoomerLord69_xx
7/25/2025, 10:12:43 PM
No.511354211
she should reveal her tiddies instead
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:30:04 AM
No.127151725
I NEED A LADY TO HELP ME TO GET THROUGH THE NIGHT
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:23 PM
No.24554788
>>24554569
In about three months, when enough anons will be backlogging, there will be a coomer type meme about backloggers, mark my words.
>Always revises his story
>Dreams about his story when not writing
>Has written over 200 million words of his story, will never publish anything
>"I'm Looging"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:52 PM
No.212756967
>>212756667
did you know there was such a shortage of cum in the middle ages that they called their land Cum-mania
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:40:29 AM
No.149720158
Even Bernie is calling out Horner as a degenerate coomer, though no symphaty for that hoe either.
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/bernie-ecclestone-labels-christian-horner-an-idiot-for-acting-like-a-20-year-old-amid-sexting-scand/10741142/
>Bernie Ecclestone labels Christian Horner “an idiot” for acting like "a 20-year-old” amid sexting scandal
>The embattled former F1 owner spoke out in the wake of Horner’s firing from Red Bull, and revealed whether he thinks his longtime friend’s demise could have been avoided
>...
>“This business that he got involved with 18 months ago, he was just an idiot,” Ecclestone told the Telegraph while discussing the scandal on Thursday. “He was a 50-year-old who thought he was 20, thought he was one of the boys.” Horner was twice cleared of claims of sexual harassment and coercive behavior, though a highly-publicized cache of WhatsApp screenshots allegedly featuring messages between him and a female employee caused a global media storm and serious embarrassment.
>Ecclestone, who has made several disparaging comments about women through the years, had little sympathy for the woman who accused Horner of inappropriate behavior. “I often wonder, when these situations happen, why if the girl is so upset with the advances of someone, they don’t just say, ‘Oi you, stop it,’” he said.
>...
maiq
7/10/2025, 12:23:10 AM
No.40337466
barely legal poles and soles
in my secret hidden emails
my priest and mommy will never know
that i like little boys and shemales
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:11:43 AM
No.76355664
I think God finally took pity on me and sprinkled a thimble of Grace on me because it's only been around 4-5 days since I've quit porn but even though I've had no desire to really imbibe it again, it's resurfacing in disturbing ways. I had a dream last night about masturbating. I felt almost all the emotions I would have during my usual gooner binge I've maintained daily for years.
Not a wet dream, not a high T dream, not a fantasy, just proof I've absolutely fucked my subconscious literally. I could feel myself slipping in the dream and I felt powerless like all the countless times I've had the thought, "Wow, this is pointless and stupid but here I go again" and then goon binged for a few hours.
I'm optimistic that I'll get better though if I keep on proceeding and ignoring the temptation
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:06:17 AM
No.149589677
>>149589651
Just imagine Lewlew banging that.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:05:18 AM
No.212321456
>>212320516
>>212320644
Has there been any nudity of the girls?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:09:25 PM
No.18478308
Hair loss mitigation tip #1: stop masturbating
You don't need all these fin medications with multiple side effects or some grotesque hair transplant that costs thousands. Just stop jerking off, and your hair will become healthy again.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:42:40 AM
No.509197597
>>509197427
even better. I was worried that she was too skinny for me.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:53:55 PM
No.212251008
>>212250955
I surely take all the 4k close-up boob tease videos for granted
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:32:52 AM
No.508560294
>>508559373
>It seems they don't see what they're doing as deception towards men whatsoever
nobody with a functioning brain is getting deceived. they dress like that to attract weak minded coomer types who will one day decide "ehhh......close enough"
if that offends anybody, it's because that's you, and you're afraid one day you'll be too lonely to resist anymore
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:15:59 PM
No.149232459
>>149232437
She’s got a magnificent body, prime for breeding