Thread 149712525

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Horner out!
(Mekies in)
((Amx who knows))
(((T*rger still the devil)))
We have entered the Norris era.

edd

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149712538
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=sGJqZpnIYzSsiKZG

So did Geri give him pity sex after he got fired or no?

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>>149712561
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>>149713180
>Unlike every example of heroism in all of human history, vulnerability and whining are good now!
Why does a former killer like Vettel try to kick the ladder down behind him? What does he get out of leading Lando down the wrong road?

>>149712614
Terrible upscale, you should be ashamed.

Max Furstappen :3

haha has anyone thought about if there was a picture of edd and then maybe lets say there was a certain theme to the picture and the theme was christmas or a winter-esque thematic style to the overall picture if you can imagine that and lets also say edd was perhaps in some kind of outfit that happened to be a sort of creme colour and then here is where you may have to use your imagination but he could be holding a sort of stick like object in the shape of a well known holiday style decorative piece called the cinnamon stick and perhaps this is much larger than your average cinnamon stick and the picture has the title eddnog

Shan't read all that

>>149717849
best i can do dawg

>>149718097
Edd if he predd

So is hornyman going to be FIA president or what?

DEAD BULL

death to mclel, as always

here is YOUR 2026 formula 1 car

>>149712614
I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’ YOU BABY, YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVIN’ MEEEEE!

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>>149718736
I care more about livery than shape

>>149718736
Kinda looks like an Indycar without the shitty-ass semi-cockpit they have.
I like it. The engine failures are going to be epic.

Guys, you’re supposed to say the car looks like shit.

>>149718736
Holy fuck that's awesome, it's at least 18mm smaller in every dimension.

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This is the Formul-ACK!

>>149718736
>YOUR 2026 formula 1 car
Well I'm dangerously under qualified but I'll give it a go.

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>>149718785
>You vill like ze new car and you vill eat ze bugs.
Honestly it looks exactly the fucking same. Same overall design, same proportions, and it's still going to be an overweight pig.

>>149719402
>The engine failures are going to be epic.
No they're not, because of allowed number of engines, cost cap and all the associated penalties mean everyone is going to be running conservatively while hoping everyone else blows up. We're going to see some turds, yes, but at most two total engine failures in all of 2026.

>>149719660
I want to go back so fucking badly.

>>149717491
That's not allowed in F1 anymore.

>>149719688
Stop clinging to the past and embrace Lewis' "afrofuturism" you fucking chud.

>>149719688
did they fugged?

Bulgaria has been really quiet the past few day
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>>149719799
he has been gooning to Hulk podium all these days

>>149719744
90% of TikTok videos made by women make no sense.
99% of women making TikTok videos can't act.

>>149719779
Other drivers should start casually making comments to Lewis about him & her as if they're in a relationship, just to fuck with him.

>>149719823
100% of women on TikTok are fucking retarded

Both Mclel cars disqualified from the championship, Max WDC

morning lads

Fuck im in wrong thread

Bros…

>>149719799
He is celebrating coming to eurozone by embezzling all money

Dead Bull
Dead Sport

Who the actual fuck likes George Russel?

>>149720102
me

>>149720102
Me

>>149720102
His mum.

Even Bernie is calling out Horner as a degenerate coomer, though no symphaty for that hoe either.

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/bernie-ecclestone-labels-christian-horner-an-idiot-for-acting-like-a-20-year-old-amid-sexting-scand/10741142/
>Bernie Ecclestone labels Christian Horner “an idiot” for acting like "a 20-year-old” amid sexting scandal
>The embattled former F1 owner spoke out in the wake of Horner’s firing from Red Bull, and revealed whether he thinks his longtime friend’s demise could have been avoided
>...
>“This business that he got involved with 18 months ago, he was just an idiot,” Ecclestone told the Telegraph while discussing the scandal on Thursday. “He was a 50-year-old who thought he was 20, thought he was one of the boys.” Horner was twice cleared of claims of sexual harassment and coercive behavior, though a highly-publicized cache of WhatsApp screenshots allegedly featuring messages between him and a female employee caused a global media storm and serious embarrassment.

>Ecclestone, who has made several disparaging comments about women through the years, had little sympathy for the woman who accused Horner of inappropriate behavior. “I often wonder, when these situations happen, why if the girl is so upset with the advances of someone, they don’t just say, ‘Oi you, stop it,’” he said.
>...

>using a literal pedo thread
what's wrong with you

>>149720158
most of /f1/ thought Horner was based for that btw when it all came out

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>>149720119
You are both homosexuals.

>>149720165
Based

>>149720166
how is texting some disgusting british slag based

>>149720165
How matter how much you gonna deny this Lando will win his WDC anon. Wake up and face reality

friends (well..), esti made an actual good thread
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>>149720175
/f1/ always had a hard-on for Horner for talking trash to Toto and Sky

post yfw Edd straw says
>The Race is on!
at the start of the Race F1 podcast

>>149720191
he also says this when he leaves the house for a hotpocket

>>149720184
We dont care. Finish this one first

>>149720194
Hotpockets aren’t really a thing in the UK

>>149720194
Does he have sex?

Why the fuck did RB promote Mekies instead of doing the promotion internally?
The only scenario where I see this is possible is right now where you have a 3 week break and a summer break afterwards but I still don't think its enough for Mekies to absorb how Milton Keynes does things and will just be a sockpuppet for who has the stronger influence on RBR (Mateschitz or Yoovidhya)

>>149720180
piastree will win it

>>149720191
>Mfw anyone other than edd voices an opinion

>>149720158
>though a highly-publicized cache of WhatsApp screenshots allegedly featuring messages between him and a female employee
Which were found to be fakes.
>“I often wonder, when these situations happen, why if the girl is so upset with the advances of someone, they don’t just say, ‘Oi you, stop it,’” he said.
Because that's not what Jos paid her to do, Bernie.

>>149721665
poz4 will not win

>>149728992
Of course not. The suspension updates will fix everything and this will be Charles' year!

>>149720285
Rb has already given up on 2025. All they're going to do now is try and salvage what they can.

bros. marble league 25 started recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsuSmvlO31U

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When did it go wrong?
I was looking at some cars today and I feel 2005 was the turning point with 2009 the point of no return

are we in a mini silly season?
why so long until Spa?

>>149720158
>"Oi, yew got a loisence to sexually harrass me yea?"

>>149731235
I don't get it.
Is this gambling?

>>149731377
it's marble racing, theres also marbula one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55iTYdRDG4s

>>149731460
So it's a cult?

Congratulations to Charles on his future child.

I did not force her

>>149733747
What do you mean by this?

Now that redbull is finished, who's going to revive the sovl of Formula 1?

>#8000
>#7998
faggot retards

>F1
>sovl
oxymoron

Death to McLaren.

I used to like Piastri but fuck him too

t. US poasting from Mexico on vacation.

>Turn on the MotoGP
>Wet race
>They're gonna start the race in time
>No safety cars, no red flags
I'm very confused

Why is /f1/ so dead?

>>149747832
we got the hulk podium and reached 8000 threads
/f1/ can die in peace now

>>149718736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ovY8oSjDY
idea of F1 cars sounding like this almost makes me cry