freddy edition happy friday i love you

>>212320325
a challenging plan as many of the most /ss/ coded girls turn out to have the least /ss/ taste

are we good?

ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based

>causes fishtank civil war

I give this thread 20 seconds until it's down

let's keep it clean, let's keep it casual

THEY'RE DELETING THE THREADS NOW
AHAHAHAHAHA

Aryeh x Ellie Fat bastard porno
>set on a casting couch
>Aryeh is the producer
>Ellie: i'm just a kid. in highschool
>15 minutes of Ellie helping Aryeh try to get his huge cock in her tight hole.

First for Ellie.

wtf

previous

>>212319062

the fuck are you guys doing

let's control ourselves this time

>>212318906
hi phone ellie

posting in last /ftl/ ever

One job, OP

previous: >>212317443

waterangie

We back

Jet <3

whats he up to? hard at work finding a s5 house i imagine

>>212320523
whats /ss/ im not a gooner

before it ends for the last time, what was everyone's favourite /ftl/ moment?

you are all welcome in the big brother general

some of the rachel stuff was funny but their fixation on her overstayed its welcome

This is the elimination thread

Watermellie

>>212320561
Jeet

MODS

>>212320572
watermellie poster

>>212320568
female pedophiles

>>212320572

>>212320563
Yeah he seemed pretty upset in the apology vid so i bet hes working really hard to deliver a quality product to the audience

>>212320572
This post was really funny idk if it's my favorite but it was funny

i dont like big brother
i dont like bant
i only like tv ftl

>>212320552
trvke

Ellie come with us to /bant/
It’s a magical place that will change your life

I saw jet and ellie in NYC today they were holding hands

Reminder:
>>>/wsg/5914563
>>>/wsg/5914556
>>>/wsg/5914541
>>>/wsg/5914570

>>212320572
TJ winning S2

We should just go to /bant/, we're in the phase were 70% of the posters are just posting gooner shit anyway.

We're never coming to /tv/

That was the last fishtank season

>>212320600
he couldnt even contain his laughter. i honestly can't believe sam hasn't killed him yet

>>212320577
they obviously knew it wasnt lasting the full 6 weeks but wanted to milk her as much possible. its funny how she's had no presence on her socials at all for how much talking she did about that

https://youtu.be/xekfBhiqfig?si=IeMvfUdODYyuyIM7

thread theme

>>212320607
i love this .mp4 :D
more but no head exploding alien shit

did /ss/ posting kill the last thread?

>>212320568
you never watched cartoon network?

>>212320600
Absurd for him to vape during it. He specifically doesn't think it's a big deal at all.

>>212320596
bg would have been shit without the camera guys, wish s3 and s4 had them

Isn't AB the one that clipped and saved CP of a little black boy?

was the week 2 twist literally just the early cancellation thats so fucking gay lol

>>212320601
thank you

>>212320648
He's always vaping, he's addicted to that too.

>>212320603
>50% marky posters
>50% gooners
/tv/ left. These are post-tank /bant/ fags.

>>212320607

>>212320551
The mogging continues

>>212320651
qrd?

>>212320648
it's a power move he picked up from sam like when he would eat in those fishtank calls.

>>212320651
Bitchtank is the only season that had the line go up as time went on.

wn2b talking about stripes. the mods are on to us.

>>212320668
Was that your post? It was very good and true thank you for posting it

>>212320572
this happening right before bloodgames was a marvel to witness
other than this, tj beating joker jimmy, jet counting roses, the first night of s4 shutdown, the schizo meltdown about binx and lingling

Thank fucking God that terrible, trashy, shilled show is dead. I hope everyone involved in its creation dies a terrible death, thus making the world a better place.

>>212320516 (OP)
ELLIE RIMMED JET NEPTROON

>>212320657
It’s jolly til it ain’t anymore

>>212320607
Why do /tv/troons fear the /bant/BULL?

>>212320691
That's where it's at

>>212320684
why was seth wearing only stripes for like his first 3 days? hmmm? interesting...

you now remember this classic moment from season 1

https://x.com/SCHITZ_P0PIN0V/status/1938751737378308395

Will Jet take any responsibility?

>>212320689
no problem

>fucks letty in your path

>>212320683
sorry nobody on our research team could find anyone who watched

>>212320650
yes, and it was from jacob fishtank stream

>>212320551
bitch better use tomorrow colors or i will lose my fucking mind. jacob did the same shit. zoomers are so god damn braindead

found her dad after reverse image searching a hawaii trip photo from her mom's insta

>>212320699
Really good post

Not a single season has been able to overtake S2. Many have tried, all have failed. Each season's peak moment just merely meets the daily average kino of Season 2.

>>212320607
need an ai of sam actually killing him

>>212320691
fred seems so based

direnc has a stench

>>212320732
i doubt she even knows you can change style

Who is she?

>>212320718
ear, out

>>212320607
this is incredibly fucking funny, somehow it makes perfect sense that in that situation, jet would start reflexively putting his hands near his mouth in fear, like a toddler

Imagine how much weight is Jet gonna gain for the next season after all the stress. He might be able to replace fatty at some point

Another good post that I saved from here

>>212320710
the lovely america

>>212320733
nyarlathotep lookin ass

>>212320733
jfc lol hes just how i imagined him

>>212320728
Yeah it's a pretty underground season, a cult classic, if you will. Only real fans watched it.

>>212320769

Jet walking around the house naked after he pushes Sam just a bit too far

>>212320763
>she
Anon, i...

>>212320760
she has little roast beefs poking out her clam

>>212320763
My wife

what is /ss/?

Lets support our boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X4xWYJgX8g

Delaney raped jimmy stop posting her

>>212320681
A Season 2 fag claims that 4chan posts peaked during Season 2, but he uses manipulated data because 4chan had an outage. Since the site was offline, he artificially inflates the numbers. Of course anyone here from Season 1 knows that these threads would last 20 minutes before hitting image limits.

>>212320769
he got off work 4 weeks early so he got a head-start on his year round vacation, he'll be fine

>>212320733
nigga got eyebrows on ash wednesday

>>212320760
And I want to add to it

>angelina deleted her “im fangirling so hard” tweet without explaining what it even referred to in the first place

>>212320744
looking at this, I'm not sure S4 had the legs to go much further, interesting how dead famous house was in comparison

>>212320799
Yeah... no

I liked the moment where we were better showrunners

>>212320613
they would just remove any problematic male black that was acting tough, burt is retarded. his house keeper was a seal? alright big bro let's get you back to grindr

>>212320763
the most fucked up person to ever be involved with the show

>>212320816
right lmao

>>212320799
Hell no

>>212320763
delaney from s2

>>212320796
underageb&

>>212320733
penis pump

>>212320799
You're fucking gay

>>212320803
damn i was a shit skater but at least i can ollie and heelflip when the board wasn't moving

>>212320733
less doxxing type stuff

we're all here, so we can just take a few seconds to really think about KAAAAAW

Your next showrunner

>>212320760
>having all of that permanently on your back forever
crazy

How do we convince Drench to make strippertank with TJ and Ollie as guests?

>all my favorite thread screencaps have been posted already

>>212320733
she has his eyes

my gf

>>212320699
Yeah wonder how cole ended up like that

>>212320733
Was he in Hiroshima when the bombs dropped? Where the fuck are his eyebrows?

>>212320825
I wish this happened

>>212320744
what happened on day 29 s3? famous house 2?

>>212320860
THE shane burgos??

>>212320802
She gets a pass.

the absolute worst part of all of this is that this is all seen as a wigger success, they made money and got to fuck a girl, and yes I say they because they are a bizarre disgusting hive collective, an entity composed purely of nitrous and wiggonium

>>212320885
>>212320846
fucking disgusting

>>212320763
elvis depressedly

>>212320860
scotty would pick better looking broads than Goran AND he would not groom them he would give them platonic self defense lessons to protect them from predators like Rapistovic.

>>212320882
mine too

>>212320873
nothing will beat season 2s ftl, everyone lost their minds

does sam really believe in christianity?

Tai's new video dropping tomorrow

https://x.com/crookedtbeats/status/1940788106854277322

>>212320798
straight shota, basically adult women who like little boys. kind of fucked

>>212320733
Vancecord please stop

>>212320859
do you think arye could understand Blood Meridian? i think he should try and read it, or at least audiobook it.
>>212320871
>and Ollie
based. ollie doesn't get enough credit. i would have wanted him to win if he were a fish

GROOMING an 18 yo chick from a family with an absent father rn

this was the moment

>>212320873
>PEACE OF SHIT

>>212320733
jomon type stuff

>>212320799
...

>>212320909
Obviously not, a real Christian wouldn't scam people out of a full season.

https://gofile.io/d/TxROXG
Angie patreon foot video is named Piggies

>>212320846
>mfw luke says the n word

>>212320909
hell no

>>212320873
Im in here

>there was a time where Jet thought this show was going to start careers and change lives overnight

Just fyi small startup type companies very routinely sideline founders to bring in real management after a few years. Of course this won't happen because they don't have a board but still it happens for a reason. Not that I'm suggesting anything like that as Jet obviously is very capable and can handle the responsibility.

>>212320572
this:>>212320873

Im buzzannnn

>>212320920
why was cole so insecure over brian being taller than him

>>212320909
Do you really think he does? Think about it for a moment.

>>212320920
>>212320908
>>212320873

>>212320644
holy fuck this just got me rock hard

>>212320799
who the fuck is this fag???? go away

>>212320871
what

>>212320926
Forgot to add an image fuck

>>212320920
cole obsessing about brian's viewer numbers is really sad. he is such a narcissist

>>212320914
sickening

>>212320935
You can start a career after Fishtank, you just have to completely distance yourself from the show to be successful.

>>212320909
he only ever vaguely references christianity and says he believes in a "creator" aka he's a freemasonic crypto jew.

>>212320909
I'd like to think so but it is very hard to square it with having the groomer wigger team running a show like this.

>>212320846
white men piss and shit themselves over this

>>212320916
I work alone

>>212320946
Too poisoned by manosphere discourse.

>>212320858
I'm there's a baby possum under this deck I'm baiting it with fries lol

>>212320962
He makes the good recaps on youtube, but yeah I'm not interested in watching him stream.

>>212320953

Angie should get on the gambling girl grift

>>212320733
I see the resemblance. Is there a penis pump for eyebrows we can get /our dad/?
Need him on dad tank. The sarge would love this guy

>>212320911
base

>>212320909
sam's probably a gnostic who thinks those ms paint comics explaining hylics and shit are really neat

>>212320946
>that time he got into an argument with Peter because he said something about being the bigger person and Cole interpreted it as him bragging about being the tallest

>>212320968
pretty sure it was a joke, you're autistic

>>212320733
rapebastard physiognomy

>>212320985
I think she's beat bubba

Well done everyone, excellent s4

>>212320995
absurdist kino

>>212320935
i mean it kind of does. binx, mizzy burt greg all got a boost from it.
right now we see ellie and angie both having eyes on them.
its not jet's fault they can't keep or grow an audience. its harder to get your first hundred viewers than it is to go from 100 to 1k, most fish just don't have what it takes

>>212320973
she didn't at the start, the casino shit was a last stitch effort after she fell off completely and it worked somehow

>>212321025
nta but cole is autistic

Weck was right about fishtank

>>212320909
sam knows nothing other than internet fashion. he's larping because it's "cool" to be a christian now, but he's larping so hard that he actually forgot that he's larping and actually thinks he's a real christian. his old old mde stuff even made fun of christianity, but because internet culture has changed, so has he. he's just a sad empty vessel.

>>212320946
IT WAS A BIIIIIIIIIT

>>212320525
>friendzoned jet
Good. Hate that fat, ugly fuck

Extreme Peace is so fucking bad and is clearly ripping off Shane Gillis's Tires.

>>212320973
anon, having no job and having sex with older gambling vacationers for money is not a career. I don't care how many followers you have on instagram. She is hitting the wall at light speed and you can see a little bit of fear in her eyes now. I smile knowing that she will suffer for a long long time.

>>212320802
/ss/ Delaney

>>212321025
pretty sure you didn't watch how fucking mad he got when brian joined the live

>>212321031
now onto caps from other sites

>jet makes the entire fanbase want to kill him for even implying grooming ellie
he deserves this so much, hes going to be looking over his should forever

>>212321057
Sup ben

>>212321035
it worked because shes a good person

>>212321035
You gotta start somewhere, what's the problem with that? She didn't even try until TJ cheated on her, she was gearing up to be his trad wife but he chose to cheat on her with a black troon and start a harem for some reason.

>>212320985
are you an indian girl?

>>212320947
I don't know, I saw him cry on stage while doing standup because he started talking about how god loves him

Will we ever see him again?

>>212321047

>>212320946
IT WAS A BIT YOU AUTIST

>>212321067
cope harder

>>212320551
who did this? apologize

>>212320993
he surfaced twice but he was too fast for me to snap a pic
don't worry dawgys we'll get him KA KAW

>>212321074

>>212321049
>Sam is doing poorly because I fell for him lying to me!

>>212321057
she didn't friendzone shit. don't believe her lies.

>>212321088
sam is like bpd or something but that probably the tren getting to his brain

>>212320909
No

>>212320976
>>212321013
I assume he's orthodox if anything because of his ties to Jay Dyer

>>212321102
no

>>212320525
I would add
>Fish with the prettiest feet

>>212321083

>>212320909
His Korean baby mama does so he mimickd her to get in the rw grifty character

>>212321039
He's just ugly and suffers from the inverse halo effect, he has crippling self awareness

sam currently has AIDS btw

>>212321108
who remembers the challenge

>>212321107
ellie take notes

>>212321107
disgusting brown monkey feet. never post again.

>>212320551
>ellie started lurking just after people started doxxing her hostel
yeah she has discord informants

>>212321076
you virgins ain't gonna do shit

>>212321126
You're fucking retarded faggot her feet are dark and ugly

>>212321137
bitchtank insult challenge

honestly i'm getting kinda bored of posting Ellie's sister

>>212321128
it's not a fuckin trailer

>>212321108
>the stress of a toy phone getting damaged is enough to send him in a retarded frenzy against a little blonde girl

>>212321128

>>212321067
she makes money doing what she likes and youre here lying about her in your shithole room youre deranged and if you ever fucking said that in real life id put you in your place

>>212321107
gross

>>212321137
breed chris?

>>212321128
it’s not a fuckin trailer

>>212321133
He's obviously autistic, he's admitted it too. No shame in it, he didn't choose to get vaccinated.

>>212321016
kek cwabag

>>212321158
we need new ellie's sisters. she needs to go live at home and keep the camera on her sister

Reminder the wiggers knew this season would fail and exploited you to cash out

>>212321142
lol this was me

>>212321144
We're not safe here

>>212321034
glad this one got capped

>>212321170
do you know mma

>>212321170
Chill the fuck out bro

>>212321083
>show just ended
>already has a fraction of the views when he just got out
yeah this show fell off

>>212321137

>>212321167
My mom isn't fat but this seems like something I'd be conscious of to not post, out of respect.

Have you directly cost the wiggers money?

>>212321193
You all deserve it.

>>212320909
He semi-recently began stating his faith is in Jesus Christ rather than just the 'I believe in a higher power' thing he did for the longest time.

>>212321083
>>212321128

When you think about it, everything has gone down hill since they were mean to cryozempic keen

>>212321190
i get the feeling ellie doesnt socialise with anyone in her family, even though they are in contact.
Smart.
My entire family is fucking insane, i should do that

>>212321208
it was 5am his time

>>212320516 (OP)
EllieBros, it's over.

>>212321193
Not me, I didn't pay or even watch it for more than an hour.

>>212321156
fun!

CK update?

>>212321153
wrong. ellie's tosie wosies are pretty and perfect

>>212321158
post rare gigis

also hello ellie

>>212321170
hi taylor! kek enjoying the 18 viewers you have on your livestreams? KEK you're really rolling in the big bucks with that sponsorship

the raped

>>212320691
>>212321128
>>212321083
>>212321167
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212321142
Leave Kev alone, you evil piece of shit

>>212321211
she's got big caveman stompers

>>212321183
if you actually think cole is autistic you're retarded and you don't understand autism. you can be eccentric and socially awkward without being autistic.

>>212321238
Nice job giving a high school girl a rape fetish in just a few days from parasocial simping, guys. Keep it up.

>>212321217
Not really, but I like to think I have.
They read these threads. My shitposting gets to them.

>>212321193
the "fans"(cultists) don't care, they get off from being exploited. they think that way they are "in" on the joke and thus closer to being "friends" with the wiggers.
its really pathetic

>>212321245
fuck its like muh Conan the barbarian fantasies

>>212320942
>>212321060
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751594319059995.mp4

>everyone worrying about Ellie getting gooned
>meanwhile Angelina is posting suggestive content on her patreon
don't get me wrong, she's a TIGHT PIECE, but this feels very dark, very dark

>>212321153
Proof or you are a gaylord

>>212321183
bot or retarded?

>>212321256
Ok autist

>>212321246
that is the canadian taylor defender and he is a wacky lovable staple of these threads

>>212321167
would

>>212321256

>>212321256
cole hands typed this

>>212321193
yeah i would be pretty mad if i was pig, but im just frustrated bc jet never did the truffle shuffle

>>212321256
hes autistic as fuck you fucking retard

>>212321256
dude he 100% has aspergers.

Aryeh getting with Ellie is less offensive than jet

>>212321256
yeah he said on live that his "diagnosis" was just some intern at his college mental health place who was just trying to get her degree there and didn't know anything, like she just gave him a personality test kek

>>212321271
i know mints was sweating

>>212321112
Sup, Jet

>>212321271
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751430376943368.mp4

>>212321241
Now that /ftl/ hates Abi, was Aperture sperging out about her retroactively based or naw?

we were robbed of this btw

>>212321256
Hi Jon 2!

>>212321292
>taking a potato chip
>and eating it
DEATH NOTE REFERENCE MUCH????

>>212321272
SHE'S ONLY 22 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

Summoning Cole is easy guys, just call him autistic and he'll show up. No need to post asian whores.

>>212321271
they're all fucking gay

what does noided mean and why does my hand smell like cum

>>212321301
>>212321296

problem is that the criteria to be autistic is so broad now that its lost all its meaning

>>212320976
not my blacked princess!

>>212320534
>>212320561
>>212320563
he a baddie he know he a 9/10

>>212321272
it should've been the other way around

>>212321315
Did they ever turn on the bathroom cams for S4 like they promised?

>>212321315
mizzy w or simbal w for holding his cool?

>>212321256
he's a sperg but he also plays it up and has the wherewithal to make actual jokes

>>212321309
imagine actually being there. looks lame af.

>>212321313
>Aperture

He has never been based. What the fuck are you talking about

autistic king

>>212321309
ben is unironically in Love with aryeh

@ellie
this is the woman you're travelling with

>>212321345
Nice selfie, looking good man!

>>212321336
some err deathgrips reference?

>>212321359
uhh that stabbing motion was a little too fluid

>>212321336
its some stupid death grips thing because ellie fucking sucks and her entire personality is the fucking algorithm

ellie gtfo

>>212321308
jet doesn't want to be associated with her at all why would he be posting that?

>>212321313
he made her quit s2 and bitchtank prematurely so naw. there would have been at least a tj love triangle or something to keep her out of the jet pipeline. also her being there with joker jimmy would have been potentially nuts

>>212321256

>>212321315
we'll see it in the episodes in five years

>>212321347
i don't think anything promised for s4 actually happened

claire is a dog faced cunt thoughbeit

>>212320891
>what happened on day 29 s3? famous house 2?
Brandon yes. The first S3 spike is Alex's wife. Really weird that the Mallet/Taymaker had no spike, both happened the same day, Mallet at like 2am and Taymaker at 5pm.

Wiggers were issued a cease and desist before the show even started (likely during pre-production)

>>212321353

>>212320646
>Cartoon Network
>Post about a Nickelodeon cartoon

autism isn't even real

>>212320691
>>212321128
>>212321083
>>212321167
"showing my grandparents the nintendo switch" vibes

>>212321388
Ear - Out

half of being a sperg is just being ugly. that's literally it. you never see hot people being spergs.

>>212321355
faggot king

>>212321167
hardest I've laughed in an ftl thread

>>212321338
i specified aspergers.
>>212321359
>NOOO NOT THE STUFF ANIMALS NOOOO

>>212321326
so no cwab legs????

>>212321283
he said on the show the diagnosis was a lie which I don't disagree with because they (jews) diagnose everyone and their grandma with autism nowadays. this picture looks tongue in cheek. see >>212321352 also >>212321306

>>212321301
he's an INTJ, that's literally what it is. it's not autism or aspergers.

>>212321359
why are turks like that

>>212321388
100% rugpull

>>212320600
>>212320648
Is this a defense mechanism or something, or does he truly just only care about getting rimmed by 5/10s? It's so strange, s3 into s4 seems like it should be the absolute lowest moment in his entire career/life. I would think that being around sam would make him feel the weight of it too since he's so big on making art and hagakure and everything.

>>212321388
As soon as the show started, they began receiving fines every day in the amount of 300 dollars until they shut it down.

>>212321397
kwab

ellie you have a cool personality, you are a smouldering fox. You dont need to try hard at all, just bee yourself and dont become like Olivia munn.

>still talking about cole in july 2025

>>212321388
jet opened his mail at 7:30 pm, saw this, typed "lol" on twitter then did nothing

>>212320646
>>212321392
major beef developing between the jimmycord and aryehcord

>>212320820
>I'm not sure S4 had the legs to go much further,
The season died with Angie, you can literally see the falloff, the upward trend is everyone shitting on the wiggers for getting kicked out of the house and how bad the S2 house situation was.

>>212321392
get his ass aryay!

freddy's parents are ashamed of him lol

>>212321370
So sexy.

>>212321326
Is this the bitch that asked sam for like 10k over something minor?

Cole is autistic and that's ok, I think it makes him cooler, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_LlwoSc_i0

>>212321410
if you can't tell cole has the tism then you probably also have the tism. its clear as day to me and i don't use "autistic" as an insult.

>>212321341
abi is a cunt but you've got the wrong guy

>>212320516 (OP)
>>212320644
Has there been any nudity of the girls?

>>212321451
kato maxxing

>>212321424
>>212321397

>>212321424
>this ain't no zeus type shit
yeah it's worse
lol

>>212321428
perfect 10/10 cutie pie

>You want me to replace Neptune
>You're the only man I can ask

>>212321345
hey Corey it's me your hairline

>>212321167
So sexy.

>>212321453
list concrete characteristics/behaviors that make it "clear as day" that he has autism

>>212321459

dis is da peak of comedy

>>212321456
no

>>212321370
runs in the family

ellie, you said you were doing an asuka / rei cosplay with your friend after the show. you better not have been lying.

>>212321459

>>212321459

Guys I'm learning a skill.
Is there anyone in these threads that works with GIS for a living?
I would like to prod your brain if I could

>>212321429
cole is an ftl avatar that we manifested in to reality

>>212321419
sam hyde does not care about art anymore he cares about podcasts and pretending to care about jesus so right wingers give him money

>>212321370

>>212321107
beautiful golden brown feet. please post again.

>>212321487
I hope aids kills dumbgay sooner rather than later.

>>212321492
his face is so funny

i noticed that not only does jet not follow ellie on instagram but neither does the official fishtank account or pretty much any of production i check. the only production member i could find that does is richy. it like jet doesn't want people to find her account or is trying to memory hole her or something. he would probably say it's because he is trying to protect her since she has pictures from when she was younger on there or whatever but we all know the real reason.

>>212321158

>>212321485
no i don't think i will because i don't care what you believe because im not autistic

>>212321451
are you autistic?

>>212321456
this'll probably get deleted but idc this is for the ftl bros

>>212321424
All-in-all, that zesty nigga turned out to be aight desu

>>212321503
>when the john refuses to pay

>>212321535
hot mama

>>212321530
I'm Cole yes

Send Cole back in time and he would be a silent film era star

>>212321495
one of my good friends in college did this in school.
he sells machines to veterinarians now

>>212321524
this shit is not in the budget

>>212321495
The only skills we have here are gooning and shit testing production.

>>212321475
I would fucking kneel

>>212321530
Cole is, and that's a good thing.

why does it always wrap back around to cole

ellie added me on her second ig account

>>212321535
ZAMN
PEARL LOOKS LIKE DAT?

>>212321519
>Luke followed and unfollowed
They're feeling that groomtank pressure

>>212321475
Is he still as much of an alcoholic as he was last year?

>>212321547
kino

Plot twist; Ellie is the watermellie poster

>>212321547

>>212321554
I learned computers in school and have been doing various IT jobs and it's time for me to sell machines to veterinarians

>>212321547
wow he's so short. brian is taller than him. i like brian more than cole because brian is taller than cole is.

>>212321546
explain

>>212321518
he looks like a frog

Make this fag showrunner

>>212321575
Send a screenshot of her feed

>>212321570
He was the most unique contestant, there really hasn't been anyone like him before or since.

>>212321520
these kinda chicks are common in Ausfailia

>>212321547
shit like this is actually good evidence that cole DOESN'T have autism. no autist person is animated with eccentric mannerisms like this. autistic people are always muted and ungraceful with their body.

ellie sending me feet pics on her finsta

>>212321519
it's really evil and fucked up. you're showing her around nyc you obviously know her instagram

Sticker mule is on cucumber feet stream saying Ellie humped him when he jumped on him. Said he came to 4chan read the reaction and those Ellie simps sure didn’t like that!

>>212321573
ok klaus

cole is ftl ftl is autistic and like jon

>>212321589
he makes a lot of money but he inherited the business and all his clients from his father.
why do you not want to do IT isn't that shit mostly downtime?

>>212321353
I want to be there

>

>>212321472
and she knows it

>>212321547
he moves like a man from another time

cole is female tayleigh

>>212321613
kek the second half of it was just his trump impression

>>212321570
protagonist aura

>>212321622
it was a bit! she was making arye jealous

>cole doesnt have autism

>>212321645
all i want in life is a gf like ellie

>>212320752
Who is she?

>>212321546
You're acting like Cole right now

Why were the girls on S3 so disgusted by Cole when they watched that S2 episode that one night?

still debating over cole's autism i see

>>212321673
when you miss click in your point and click adventure game

Ellie reminds me of the asian girl at highschool that used to drool at me when i took my shirt off for PE.
Funnily enough the same thing happened in asian.
They just never seen a white guy like me

>>212321659
no that’s jimmy

>>212321638
that's precisely why I don't want to do IT. My job is on autopilot and I don't have to think very hard.
I wanna go outside and wander round the woods collecting data and making maps. Go see things and stuff.
I'm 38 but I don't feel like it. It's a nice gig if you want to settle down with a family but I yearn for adventure like a young lad.

going to drink another beer and pass the threshhold in which my posts plummet in quality and coherence, may god have mercy on us all

>>212321673
what a faggot

>>212321673
dis nigga walk like a runescape character

>>212321673
cole knew exactly what he was doing, you are autistic for not seeing this

>>212321705
jimmy is jin 2.0

>>212321694
They are bad women. Good women love cole.

>>212321716
Nice, I've been chilling on drinking because I don't want to end up like Cryo.

only non autists think cole is not an autist
it takes one to know one
hes an autist

>>212321673
>I played it up for the camera

>>212321703
That's too bad you turned out to be an incel faggot posting on a jewish demoralization website

cole is cool but not as cool as brian because brian is taller and has a fiance

>>212321728
>Autistically calculated move isn't autistic
ok

>>212321421
what's that, like 5 paypiggy TTS a day?

>>212321673
It was his video game protagonist bit.

>>212320609

I saw your mom there too in an alleyway

We all need to be acting like Cole

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751445061961080.mp4

>>212321694
bc he's ugly thats literally it and most of the reason why he get's called autistic

>>212321713
maybe check out whatever profession takes soil samples around ponds or some type of forestry

>>212321736
Fact
He absolutely is autistic

>>212321673
bro you're so retarded, being in your head as you're walking around doesn't mean you have autism

>>212321742
you mad brown boy

URRRRGGHHHHH
you guys are walking around like cole

>>212321694
they thought he looked a little short compared with brian.

>>212321678
we'll all find our ellie one day

>>212321760
Cole is not ugly, he's autistic.

i wanna cum on ellies big brown boobas

>>212321768
Bad news, anon.

>>212321732
i surprisingly have a full time job and social life so i can give myself an excuse to drink a ton on the weekends because otherwise i'm normal even though the thought of ending up like cryo, however unlikely, frightens me

>>212321744
>he doesn't know about coles 14 year old arranged marriage wife

Cole was entertaining in every way
Moved funny
Looked funny
Talked funny
Said funny things

>>212321732
Good for you Anon. Glad I could motivate you

>>212321673
>shinji tracking him the whole time
>wtf is this nigga doing!?

>>212321519

The entire point of the Dox was to send her back home. The ENTIRE POINT

It was never to put her at risk. It was to keep her away from Jet

>>212321768
Yes it does

Cole is a fucking faggot

next thread: phoxinus time

>>212321761
I got a friend in forestry for a few years and noticing boomers are requesting a lot more various maps being made of their properties. There's a market there. He's got the knowledge of what to look for but can't be assed to learn how to find it.
Or I get a regular job. Life's for making mistakes.

not sure why you all are obsessed with cole's mental faculties

>>212321787
Yeah go for it, someone has to do it. I have a job, friends, and don't live in my mom's house/laundry room either. But I went too far with it for a bit, giving the liver a break.

>>212321808
Brian hi

i'm pretty positive Ellie friendzoned jet. Not only did he not get anywhere, he also has her simp army plotting to kill him for even going there lol.
Lose lose jetty boy.

yoooo phox is here

>>212321557

Thats not true!! I'm good at Yugioh.

>>212321272
I like her because she reminds me of my irl gf

I don't say "Letty"
I say NINA

I want to getaway whiff of smelly ellie

more phoxinus type shit

Klaus is now Coleseething epic

we're about phox shit up

evil

ellie's kick chat died down, she needs to make another statement to rile up the simps again

>>212321313
Is Aperture that fat Mexican guy? You cant be cool if youre fat.

>>212321487
I used to have a Chinese Dumbgay as a co-worker back when I worked at some shitty local pharmacy. Dude was funny in small doses but it'd always circle back to him talking about crossdressing and going to clubs and how he'd have white maga guys fucking him because he was so irresistible. Gay dudes like this are nasty and lie about everything lol.

jet won

>>212321679
bb25 blue

>>212321821
sometimes i worry that i'm going too far but i have talked to many family members in recovery and i'm nowhere near where they were so i think i'm chilling for now

>>212321519
would be funny if shes already blacklisted just because of the optics

baker please use a cole pic next thread

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

Ellie post that jet and you are just friends. Cuck the shit out of goran. He needs to stick with galaxy gas huffing trailer trash for his own good

klaus must hate that people like phoxinus bc he came in here and was chill and funny instead of spamming trash every thread

Don't Drink

No frosty cold bevaegesbfor you


All for cryo

>you're acting like cole right now
so jet was calling him retarded?

>>212321873
New

>>212320752
no feeds till sunday the 13th after the west coast ep

>>212321875
his first move was posting his penis

can you not call me autistic

if people were smarter my posts would be so much more appreciated but it's just my lot in life

>>212321256
I don't think Cole is autistic either. I think he has some other undiagnosed personality disorder.

>>212321887
which i usually hate but when phoxinus does it it’s funny

>>212321678
she was just happy thinking about the delicious twice fried dog that her grandmother used to make

>>212321878
he was saying he should stop talking shit

>>212321824

God I hope so

I REALLY hope she is lurking right now

Ellie, if you're reading this can you take a screenshot and post it to your Instagram?so we know you're here?

Jet is a fucking creep. He fucked Claire and bragged about it, he fucked Abi, he POSSIBLY abused and fucked Summer (jury is still out)

And he possibly and probably fucked Letty.

He uses the show as a way to get laid and have power while Sam uses it as a way to make money. Neither of them really care.

You brainless morons on here don't get that Ellie is asexual and somebody like Jet is way way way beneath her anyway even if she wasn't.

She may be a hamster killing psychopath but she isn't a slut/whore.

>>212321788
i know what post you're talking about lol

>>212321874
I would love for her to humiliate Jet and trash talk him.

>>212321570
Because he left a permanent black mark on fishtank
He was an audience favorite early on and the show didn't take care of him
It's one thing to fuck with them for content, it's another to target him and all but direct the other fish to target him exclusively for a week until you eventually kick him off unceremoniously. I wasn't there for most of the first week of s2, so I missed the prime coletent, but even I can recognize how badly they fucked up by losing him and it's indicative of the greater problem being that the producers dont actually care at all about the viewer experience. They want to do what they want without paying any mind to the viewerbase, and this has been aparent since day fucking one when they put the speakers right next to the mic so the tts and ear rape sfx affect the audience 5x more than the fish. That isnt a mistake, jet thinks it's funny. Cole is the fish microcosm of not giving a shit about your fans

>>212321849
We are cooler then the kick chat and she would come here and be horrified/traumatized by the shit we post.

Even though half of us are probably overweight, past 30 and sexual predators.

God I hope she never meets us IRL

>>212321673
What an excellent webm

>>212321926
if she's smart she would do some things to not so subtly distance herself and prove jet was only there for lunch or whatever because it will hurt her simpability if jet rumors stick around in comments. Might be too late now

>>212321926
I only judge raped summer
Vance cried
Jet couldnt get it up because he was at an 8/10 of being zoinked off his gourd on the galgas during those days

>>212321926
based redditgod spacing

did jet rape claire?

>>212321958
well said

>>212321878
in both cases jet was mad about them having any positive interactions with the girls he brought on specifically for him. he felt threatened and didn't like that jin and cole both didn't take him seriously.

We've never been presented with any evidence that Jet fucked anyone besides Claire.

>>212322154
what would you count as sufficient evidence? would jet need to release video footage of the acts?

Cole a ho

>>212322234
I mean Claire herself said she slept with him and we've seen some text messages. We've got nothing on Abi, Letty, Josie and whoever else he supposedly fucked.

Why was Ellie browsing /ftl/ when being at a Korean bbq place with Direnc? Ellie I know you are here. Put the phone down.

>>212322533
We've seen proof for all of them lol

Entire community united to cockblock Jet from Harvey Weinstein'ing Ellie.