1993
1993
1993
1993
>>149215305

canadians are gonna "bubble" hard at this

oh the bubblin's already started
bubblin'

trb: doctor i need meds cause people online say i'm bubblin'
doctor: well that is a pretty clear symptom of bubblin'
*laugh track*
men...

>>149226392 (OP)
I'm just horribly thankful that the retards don't know how to make threads

>>149226411
that's what trb the threadcuck (you) is for

>Every single canadian post is about their imaginary friend

Can the kitties close it out in game 6?

>>149226437
does the bud 1 in the woods?

>>149226392 (OP)
>SHAWN IS A FAG
crowds had soul back then

bret screwed bret

>Canada soon to be 0-8 in the finals after 1993
how

>>149226557
not their game anymore

>>149226392 (OP)
>>149226450
You now remember Chris Benoit

>>149226557
Canadian hockey fans are cancer

>>149226557
gary put hard times on canada daddeh

>>149226651
They honestly deserve it. Do you see they way they act?

>>149226557
Soon to be 1-7*

bud + 1 = trb

>>149226392 (OP)
Youre welcome

>>149226205
Alright Gary I got your new team ready to go.

The Atlanta Garys

Think about it, it's perfect, it embodies everything about trying to make an Atlanta hockey franchise work, its got history, its got soul, and let's be real this is all your idea so this really is your team.

Really hope the panthers don’t drag things out and win in game 6

>>149226823
they will. unless the oilers pull out a 3ot miracle kek

>>149226289
Yeah we make pretty good aircraft that made Boeing look like a bunch of clowns a few years ago. But that's not too difficult since those shitbirds fall out of the sky

Sometimes I feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.

My marner this morning was exploring its options but eventually decided to test the market

>>149226962
Won't be your marner for much longer. Canes want him. A team of soft pust8jwg
sies want another.

>>149226942
sometimes i feel like a nut
sometimes i don't

>>149227269
First they want my cock then my marners?
Where does it end

>>149226428
>imaginary
trb responds to his name

>>149227388
trb is so budbroken kwab

>>149227435
if he forgets he can always remind himself by reading that still exposed stud

>>149227484
trb sr is gonna ground him when he finds out

Real queers queering off hours starting early.

>>149227534
you're afraid of bud kwab

>>149227534
You dont have to get up early for us

>>149227534
trb making his daily appearance

>>149227534
right on time desu

>>149227534
bud1

>no hockey

>>149227610
Game 6 is a must win for hockey fans

>>149227610
After this week there will be no hockey :(

the looming offseason is making me anxious

>>149227610
>its another "gary randomly decided to make it 3 days between games" episode
getting tired of gary's shit desu

>>149227741
A lot of posters ITT could learn a thing or two from this post

>>149227741
>>149227791
im starting a chudcel to monk pipeline

>>149226823
Gary won't be denied his playoffs revenue

fucking jury duty

>>149227991
you're a pink pony girl

>>149227991
I watched Juror #2 yesterday it was ok

>>149227991
uhhhhh just don’t go? Stupid

>>149228099
the american way
>too lazy to perform your civic duty?
>just dont do it bro!

>>149227991
Dont worry just mention youre a /hoc/ poster and they'll exempt you

>>149228192
Ok I tried this and they tazed me and put me under arrest.

Just sat through 30 minutes of traffic because the Knights bus broke down

>>149228221
go knights

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>149226392 (OP)
Even as a Canadian, Bret was 100% in the wrong here. He refused to job, even though he was leaving the company and was the champion.

*saves your shitty sport*

would it be based or cringe if Florida played pink pony club tomorrow?

>>149227991
have mercy, anon. life is tough for everyone. <3

>>149228291
I hate this timeline. Maybe she’ll date bedard

>>149228291
Youve got the wrong general, NFL is down the hall

>>149228295
based
pride month

/ourguy/ pospisil

>>149227991
I've got it next week and my gameplan is to make it very clear that I vote with my heart and not my head and that I think luigi mangione is a hero so I can hopefully get kicked out in two or three days instead of wasting a month of my life on this shit

>>149228291
Yes thank you so much for all the brown undesirables checking in

Oilers will win the next game but get btfo in game 7.

So the Oilers are fucked arent they
The goaltending just ain't there

>>149228556
they'll have to outscore their goaltending
it's been this way since salo left, im sorry to say

>>149228291
Why in the everloving fuck did they show them?
Why were they even there?
Kelce's from Ohio and Taylor's from Pennsylvania
The fuck they caring about Panthers or Oilers for?

>>149228556
I want to say yes but this team is a fucking cockroach. Everytime you count them out and think they're dead they come crawling back.
Its so stressful

>>149228574
Muttburgers are celebrity addled goyim, they probably had no idea what actual event they were at

You can tell McDavid doesn't care about this Final.

He already won the Four Nations this year. The Stanley Cup is irrelevant.

>>149228291
I don't even understand. Why would viewership spike when (or after?) they show a celebrity?
Am I just underestimating the retardation of normies?

Tonight would be a great time for a hockey game

>>149228610
I bet Lundpads would've killed for a Cup win even with his olympic medal

>>149228574
>The fuck they caring about Panthers or Oilers for?
they've been lifelong fans ever since last summer, chud.

>get bad diarrhea and fever saturday night
>spend all day in bed yesterday
>email work group that I'm sick
>they don't get the message
>middle aged coworker calls me concerned that I didn't show up
I'm glad they care but fuck

McDavid should still win the Conn Smythe, btw

https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/454103/jason-kelce

Well actually Travis Kelce's brother played high school hockey

>>149228661
Stay away from /hoc/. I don't want to catch your diarrhea disease

McDavid is a bitch ass punk fr fr

>>149228667
they've spoken about their love of the blackhawks

>>149228574
travis kelce has been training in florida and hes an athlete and wanted to watch the finals how is that a mystery

me when the weird coworker doesn't show up

>>149228617
Taylor been on a hiatus so the fans got a chance to see her live

>>149228665
Unironically it should go to Marchand

Thinking of watching a movie today

>>149228685
Where's Brady?
He lives down there
Would they show him?

>>149228695
>Playoff MVP
>To the guy who is 7th in playoff scoring
Lol

>>149228695
Agreed

yep, the Oilers just need to score more goals then Florida tomorrow if they want to win.

>>149228724
It went to a loser last year

D A V I D

M
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C
O
N
N
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>>149228734
Proof? How can YOU be so sure about that bud

>>149228828
B E T C H N I K O V
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>So Elliotte, are you surprised by the reaction to the news that Marner isn't coming back to Toronto?
>Yes a little, Kyle, I thought everyone knew that despite me and every other "insider" saying that nothing is set in stone, but the Maple Leafs is completely out of the picture now
>Ok Elliotte, so what about Ehlers
>That's very interesting, Kyle, I'm hearing that The Jets isn't out of the picture yet, but it's highly likely that he will test the market. It's very similar to the Marner situation. Very...Similar...To...The...Marner situation
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT SIMILAR YOU K*KE RETARD FUCK???

YOU SAID ONE HAS CLOSED THE DOOR ON HIS OLD TEAM AND THE OTHER ONE KEEPS THE DOOR OPEN.

And the absolute worst part is that he never gets called out on the fucking bullshit he says on the podcast because Kyle Bukkake is just there to lick his ass.

>>149228869
you ok bro?

>peeden seething about elliotte again
Hes got you WORKED

>>149228291
I dreamt about her last night. We were dating. And then she ended it. And then I listened to the album she wrote about.

>>149228869
have a pity (you) skellefteå

>>149226575
Is this a late Fathers Day joke?

>>149228945
huge canucks fan on the right

>>149228896
Have sex

wordle in 4 (four)

If Oilers are the Laffs of the West who’s the Dangle?

The Canucks are the >laffs of the west

>In the Miami-Fort Lauderdale market, the first three games on TNT produced ratings of 3.2, 3.0 and 3.2.

>That 3.2 means 3.2% of South Florida homes with television sets watched and 96.8 percent did not.

>That 3.2 is less than one-third of what regular-season Dolphins games typically generate and less than a quarter of what Heat games draw locally when they’re in the Finals.

no matter how much hockey you shove down the sunbelt throat, they will never care

>>149228881
No, I'm tired of everybody being dumber than me.

>>149229030
this doesn't say much
whats the percentage of florida homes that watched the nhl playoffs say 10 or 20 years ago?

>>149229059
honestly probably a lot higher than 3.2 but that's got more to do with ratings for everything tanking into the absolute dirt in the last 15 years

>>149228465
grim

>>149229030
Yeah but I care and it makes snowfags seethe
Funbelt supremacy

Added La Bamba to my playlist because its a good song and I ain't hearing it any other way

>>149228724
Coming in clutch > meaningless goals

THE COILERS ARE SHIT

LMAO
KEK
LOL

so all jokes aside, let’s get to the brass tacks, the real deal as one would say, no spin zone. Who’s idea was it to make a gay pride song the anthem for the Oilers?

>>149228972
Same but perfect connections

>>149229172
i did horribly on connections

>>149229167
It's the jews.

>>149229167
Mine
I did it because I knew it would make American chuds seethe

>>149229155
>Playoff goals
>Meaningless
1993 brain

>>149229167
they got caught blasting it in the locker room after a win and it became a thing after that

>>149229195
Ive wisened up to the jewish tricks they try to pull

evens: the boilers lose game 6
odds: coilers win game 6, only to lose 6-1 in game 7
trips: soilers win

Why is the NHL season concluding on a Tuesday?

>>149229264
he couldn't dig in

Some Tragically Hip songs are good but in others I feel like he is simply making Dad Rock Noises

>tfw forced to use AI translation for doujins

>Aaron Ekblad has signed a 7 year, $9.25 AAV contract with the Toronto Maple Leafs

>>149229322
He can spend this summer grinding duolingo and anki

>lose in the Finals
>win Conn Smythe
>still go out to accept it to show respect
Did McBum do that last year?

>>149229264
Oilers got you seething it seems

>>149229355
No since he was too busy having crying sex with draisaitl

>>149229349
duolingo sucks for Japanese

>>149229367
Sorry buddy, the digits dont lie

Just remembered that the most common bet was Oilers in 6.

gambling is degenerate

>>149229403
I trust you

>>149229322
>implying mcdavid isnt fluent in japanese for the sole purpose of reading obscure trap doujinshis

Just had a lovely marner

>>149226399
I will remove my Oilers jersey to reveal my 4 Nations jersey underneath.

>>149229450
What a coincidence, a man named pooya just messaged me on linkedin about a job

All signs point to the Oilers winning the Cup.

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL
I FELL IN LOVE ONCE AND ALMOST COMPLETELY
SHE'S IN LOVE WITH THE WORLD
BUT SOMETIMES THESE FEELINGS CAN BE SO MISLEADING
SHE TURNS AND SAID ARE YOU ALRIGHT
I SAID I MUST BE FINE CAUSE MY HEART'S STILL BEATING
COME AND KISS ME BY THE RIVERSIDE YEAH
BOBBY SAYS IT FINE HE DON'T CONSIDER IT CHEATING NOW

https://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/province/active-nhl-players-born-in-alberta-career-stats.html

Would the nation of Alberta's hockey team be about as good as Finland?

>>149228734
Not necessarily true. The game may end on Wednesday.

>>149229482
>proud to be the home of nickelback
fucking grim

>>149229482
Those poor little finns would be crushed into a paste

>>149228945
[chuckling]

Anyone elses life hopelessly crushed by an overbearing narcissist mother?

asshole itches

>>149229482
I wonder if the town of Wake knows about Nickleback

>>149229513
Nickelback are massive of course they do

>>149229505
>>149229511
Both these things aren't helping matters in life

>>149229511
when was the last time you showered?

what’s a good game I can throw on in the background while I do chores?

>>149229505
My mom just struggles with female autism and is generally hurtful. I blame her post partum depression and anorexia

Gold is back on the menu

>>149229668
TRB bros my butthole doesnt feel so good

>>149229684
@grok What does this mean?

>>149229668
Marnerbros, our response?

Raped Bitch
Now we're sharing the same /hoc/
And our posts they kwab as one
No more bud on the 1

>>149226437
Hopefully

>>149229668
really looking forward to the third frame

>>149229668
Looks like a bunch of soft pusys except for CrosGOD.

>>149229668
stoppable? lol no/non

>>149229761
how so? 8 cups among them

>>149229747
cool picture

>>149229793
If you remove asterisk cups then there are only six which means CrosGOD is 50% of the share.

>>149229814
nice cope

>>149229747
>comparing Gary tournament to the Olympics
also I remember watching that Olympic game vividly. My dad and grandad where so angry during the medal ceremony kek

>>149229836
loser cope

>Marner just cancelled his annual charity event
Oh yeah he's out out

>The top PWHL free agent is now off the board. Hearing Hannah Miller is signing with Vancouver.

COILERS LMAO LOL KEK

>>149229909
I'm amazed the PWHL is growing. I thought it would be dead within 5 years

>>149229909
Sorry man but no matter how hard you try I just cannot bring myself to care about women hockey.

>>149229883
Isnt he from Toronto originally? Bit unclassy tbqhwyf

>>149229959
remember the time he went to someplace in toronto and his car got stolen what a fucking shithole and also he was probably in a neighbourhood to buy drugs

>>149229747
you aged 30 years in 15 years? I'm a bit concerned

>>149229988
yeah he was carjacked cause hes stupid

>Brampton

>>149229988
>>149230015
Lefties love victim blaming to hide from the fact that their policies of open immigration to Canada has rendered it an unsafe, violent place. Sad!

>>149230050
>unsafe, violent place.
no one was hurt
the vehicle was recovered
2 men were arrested over the matter

this is going to be so kino, nsbros

>>149230050
didn't your women cops just give over a bunch of info to muslim criminals they were sleeping with?

>>149230073
>Armed carjackings in downtown Toronto is fine
Cringe.

>>149230088
who said it was fine? also brampton isnt toronto

>>149230050
he was robbed buying drugs in a bad neighbourhood how is that not his fault

>>149230073
toronto queers are just mad marner exposed their violent unsafe city to an international audience what a shit hole toronto is

didnt a group of 15 year old girls like beat a homeless man to death and then ate him like what a shit hole

THE COILERS, LIKE OILERS BUT ADDING IN COIL OF SHIT SO THEY ARE THE COILERS LMAO KEK LOL

>>149229668
>putting McDavid at the top of the poster above Crosby

I hate Canada and fuck Crosby but that motherfucker scored the golden goal. McDavid is a no cup having loser

better not be being drugs in brampton boy

>>149230094
>>149230095
Fuck off leftypol.

im afraid they can't

>>149230050
I have never taken the keys out of the ignition in any vehicle I own and have never had any stolen

>>149230124
I'll be surprised if that isn't mcdavid as captain now

Hockey players don't snort cocaine

i don't like this sked, garold
too many days in between

>>149230143
Retard

>>149230157
>cocaine enema
retard

>>149230143
True they just do PEDs

Can we get bronze?

>>149230250
The biggest frauds in the league currently sorry to say

Thoughts?

>>149230266
None

>>149230266
it's unseasonably chilly today

>>149230250
>2 cups among them

>>149230250
>Auston Matthews
Why do they allow this choker to be a part of national teams?

>>149226450
This is more that The Rock (based) has become Dwayne Johnson (cringe).

>>149230266
Which study materials should I use?

>>149230250
tage thompson should be in this image

>>149230266
mind like puck

Who else is watching our girl Jackie on Pat's show?

What did Trump say?

>>149230359
"Panthers in 6" and then started laughing

>>149230250
>Matthew Tkachuk looks pretty normal
>Brady Tkachuk is an absolute goblin
How did this happen?

>>149230451
it still hurts

>>149230250
Gold or bust

>>149230134
i leave my range rover unlocked in the winter and homeless people usually sleep in it during the night

>>149230250
brady tkachuk looks like he just discovered the function of a light switch

>>149230312
WOULD FUCK
>>149230324
I'd only fuck Jackie if she got braces someone tweet that to her

>>149230359
You're fired. Gretzky is taking over.

>>149230451
i was there it was based fuck john forever but at least now we know it was his cunt mid tier wife who made him leave

>>149230359
Are Canadians protesting Drumpf today?

>>149230519
from the comfort of my living room, i am, yes

>>149230451
It was offside.

>>149230542
you're offside with that comment

CONNOR MCGAYVID OF THE COILERS LMAO KEK KEK KEK LOL

bud1

McPussy

Was Ekblad always as aggressive as he was this year?

>>149230460
the genes knew brady would have to actually step in for his brother and fight

bud1

mcbud1

>>149230502
>Dear Jackie;

>a user on an anonymous messaging board would happily have sex with you if you fix your teeth

>yours truly

>help me doc i'm terminally bubblin' online i need MEDS
trb irl

>>149230580

* Condom McDilate *

>>149230717
The projection on your part is amazing

>>149230717
>>149230788
my headcanon is that this is the same guy just talking to himself and I'm not really interested in any evidence to the contrary

Who wins tonight?

>auston butthews commits to USA olympic team
welp, we're cooked(again)
gg, leafs

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Why is that one fasty skatey guy always on the ice? He's shit.

>>149230250
>McAvoy
he doesn't deserve to be on the team at all, let alone as one of the top 6
if Fox is on the team as well, we're cooked

>>149230811
gary

>>149230784
>>149230788
>>149230806
thoughts on you having a mental breakdown and visiting the doctor?

>>149230806
TBG and Samir/Mitchell are two different people but the latter is obsessed with the former and will talk to himself on occasion pretending to be two different people shitting on TBG

>>149230844
huh?

doctor doctor
give him the news
buds gotta
bad case of raping you

>>149230851

>Samir mentioned. I'm in.

I've watched Crosby his entire career as a Penguins fan, as well as a good bit of Ovechkin's. One aspect both them utilized even in the early days was an immense amount of physical strength I think that is among the reasons why those guys have both been able to be high level forwards well into their late 30's. When I see McDavid I don't see the speed staying with him like a physical strength would as he ages. I don't think he is going to lose his hands or vision, but that extra time his speed buys might disappear rapidly. Of course I'll also say I'm inherently biased against the Oilers. Maybe McDavid will prove me wrong and keep his place at the top purely through offensive production, but it's harder for me to see him become the two way monster that Crosby has become in response to losing a step.

>>149230851
The whole thing is made up by so the interns can keep the thread from sliding off the board every day and it’s a sad state of affairs when they need to do that on the eve of a stanley cup game 6.

>>149230851
>>149230855
>>149230875
TBG, that stands for the bitch gaped correct? i mean that is what bud did to xim after all kek

>>149230701
Not if she fixed her teeth, if she got braces. I would fuck her if she had braces. Now, tweet the correct version at her so she doesn't think I was insulting her teeth. The braces are purely aesthetic.

>first year as captain
>team sucks so bad your 100 points player decides to leave in free agency
American leadership, not even once.

please god don't let >my team pick up Mitch Marner
he's so mentally weak

thanks china

>>149230701

> Dear anon,

> I would be pleased to have sex with you. I'm trans btw, if that matters.

Jack(ie)

>>149230908
the mind is mega

>>149230908
Quit shrinking his forehead

>>149230908

>1967
>shit team is shit
>shit mgt is shit
>1967 forever

>>149230967
We dont use tautologies here

>>149230967
an american captain could never break 1967

So are they doing 4nations plus Olympics this year?

>>149230988
Just olympics next year

MARCHAND ON THE BREAKAWAY
SCAAAAAAAAAAARS

AND THE AMERICANS ARE PULLING HELLEBUYCK

>>149230976

>1968-1=1967=shit=laffs 2025
>1966+1=1967=shit=laffs 2025
It's simple arithmetic.

>>149230986
>never break 1967
Yes

russia should be in the olympics. it's just not as fun

>>149231032
The hindu rituals can execute break this evil curse, saar.

i generally like the content sportsnet puts out.

>>149231060
Agreed. It sucks that ovi can't compete because poutine thinks he can control ukraine

>>149230880
>good players are strong
wow what an incredible insight. what other truth nukes can you share with us?

>>149231142

> t. globohomo

Never trust a man who uses Craig Button seriously

>>149231221

>>149231060
The Olympics are too retarded and political for that.

>>149231060
You’ll enjoy France you stupid goy

>>149231329
What top players do France and Italy even have?

desu frens i like hoki quite a bit

>>149231221
someone is going to draft this soft twink lmao

>>149231355
what do finnish people do in the summer?

>>149231235
Why did Hagens stock drop so hard

>really hoped Frondell would stay at #6

Will mcdavid be ranked above Marcel Dionne after his career, considering either of them dont/wont have a cup?

>>149231355
winland has always been a close ally of my team in sweden many players from winland or of finnish stock much like myself

>>149231408
Not enough points and general managers are getting a hard on for guys who can be like Sam Bennett. This will totally not mess up a team in the future

>>149231395
What everyone else is also doing during the summer, silly

>>149231418
Absolutely based

>>149231355
I love hokkei, it's my favorite sport

>>149231412
Yeah he won the conn smythe

>>149231142
Your posts have marked you as a willing goyim for the upcoming world wars, gg retard.

>>149231462
I go to the beach and gather shapely women in bikinis for recreational sex and they pay me.

>>149231556
>won

>>149231462
swimming naked in rural lakes?

>>149231592
much like bud

I dont believe finland is a real place
Have you ever met a finn in real life? I havent

528 goals scored in the playoffs

No way Utah keeps the 4th overall pick

>>149231627
i did, his name was jani

Are any of you pussies gonna fuck me or what?
I didn't come for the mozza stcks.

>>149231627
sold my last car to a finn

>>149231687
the broad lawyer actually started womensplaining to the women judge that the statement did not mean she consented

>>149231687
I want to make mozzarella sticks but I do not want to fuck a Canadian

>>149231627
Fuck you bitch

>>149231627
I met an Israeli once at Disney World. His English was very bad and we couldn't really understand each other at all.

>>149231627
I saw a man in a suomi jersey at a hockey game once

>Seravalli: There is an ongoing battle behind the scenes right now between the Aquilini family. It's not over control of the team because Francesco is going to maintain that...They have to buyout Paolo. It has been ongoing. Probably wont get settled until the start of the season

>>149231837
What's the coolest place you've been to, Pekka?

>>149231837

>>149231873
literally? probably äkäslompolo in january

>>149231716
Yes. That and voluntarily putting a cock in her mouth was also not consent consent.

Some bullshit headliners from podcasts/reports behind paywalls

>David Pagnotta: Islanders looking for cap flexibility; trying to move Pierre Engvall and listening on JG Pageau - The Fourth Period

>Elliotte Friedman: The Panthers have been trying to get Sam Bennett on a similar deal to Carter Verhaeghe at $7x8; that won't get it done any more - SN 590

>Rick Dhaliwal: Lots of Western Conference teams are interested in Sabres defenseman Bowen Byram; would not be surprised if the Canucks are one of those teams - Donnie and Dhali

>James Mirtle: Nikolaj Ehlers could command upward of 9 million on the open market - The Athletic

>Elliotte Friedman: Mitch Marner may not sign July 1st; could have plans to set up meetings and visit cities - 32 Thoughts Podcast

>Arthur Staple: The Maple Leafs are interested in Rangers' Mika Zibanejad - The Athletic

>James Mirtle: Not sure the Predators "see a realistic path to being good"; may be willing to take a step back to be better in the future - Leaf Report Podcast

>Chris Johnston: Calgary not in a rush to make a decision on Rasmus Andersson, could decide at next year's trade deadline whether to trade or hold if no extension can be reached - Chris Johnston Show

>>149231728
Fag

>>149231930
I fap without consent. It's more exciting.

>>149231857
is this the new sopranos season?

>>149229355
in 03 they announced the smythe winner before the ducks left the ice. last year it took like 20 minutes and obv the captain isn't leaving his team to come back out onto the ice to accept a runner up trophy

>>149232024
is fapping rape?

>>149231947
>James Mirtle: Not sure the Predators "see a realistic path to being good"; may be willing to take a step back to be better in the future - Leaf Report Podcast
Umm trotz bros... are we the problem?

>>149231947
>anon posts headlines

Top tier anon

>>149229909
>Miller was officially named to the Chinese women's national team roster for the women's ice hockey tournament at the 2022 Winter Olympics on 28 January 2022. The circumstances surrounding her eligibility to play for the team were not made public, though questions were raised during the tournament regarding her continued Canadian citizenship (Chinese dual citizenship is not possible) and lack of Chinese ancestry.[12]
huh?

>>149232024
Woah buddy I didnt consent to this
See you in court

>>149229167
it's brass tax

>>149232147
I bet I speak better Mandarin than her
t. scored a 4 on AP Chinese

Pink pony club

>>149231994
no need to sign your post

>>149232208
Nihao

>>149231994
What a cutie, hope she enjoys Finland

>>149231915
neat. italy and china were cool places to me. I wish I could attend the /hoc/ meetup in milan next year

we're not hosting an intergalactic kegger

My buddy’s wife just posted a picture of herself on the instagram and she’s got them big ol birthing hips

got me acting foolish

I need cigarettes, i want to walk to the gas station because i'm getting fat because i stopped going for daily walks in the winter, but it's too hot out to wear a hoodie and i dont want to be seen in a t shirt because of my fat stomach. I guess I will just get high and suck it up.

>>149230460
Brady got all the flawed recessive genes

>>149232213
+1

>>149232098

Cope

if somebody spoke cantonese to me i could understand the gist of what they are saying but might not be able to answer back beyond 1 or 2 sentences

>>149232255
Pussy

>>149232255
go out for a walk. nobody cares

gary's primary language is cash money baby

If somebody spoke Cantonese to me I’d tell them I didn’t ask

>>149232312
That and Hebrew

FF is on fucking maintenance and there's no hockey either

>>149232255
I respect every overweight person who goes for walks to better themselves and so does everyone else whose opinion you value because we like to see people doing the effort

>>149232339
Go for a walk fat ass

but enough about you

>>149232347
chuddies gonna crab bucket

>>149232147
Unfortunately, using a big white woman named Miller as a ringer for your hockey team and calling her "Mi Le" is goated

When I do the laundry I’ll put in about half the clothes I need to wash, and then I’ll add either some liquid detergent or a pod, and then put another layer of clothes on top and then put another amount of liquid detergent or another pod.

>>149232215
lol never heard that one lol I'm stealing it lol

>>149232347
based

>>149232297
about what?

>>149232243
Your buddy needs better friends.

>>149231930
she basically said that. Why the fuck did they make this whore sit on the stand and tell the world she was a whore when hockey canada already had paid her whore ass to go away? Do women crave attention this much?

>>149232437
She’s got a magnificent body, prime for breeding

>>149232137
Maybe it’s like Barry Trotz seriously overrated the core of that team in 2024.

>>149232255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzqX6VwaKMk

>I need cigarettes
>...
>Here in.

Menbros.....

>>149231947
finally a good post

In spite of recent humiliations, it’s an honor to be joined by men

>>149232503
the regular season championship, whatever happened there?

Yeah '71, that was my first year on the job. Bad year for hockey. Bad year for Canada. Sabres and Canucks joining the league, Dave Schultz bashing skulls. I don't judge a man by the amount of his penalty minutes or the kind of playstyle he follows. Dump and chase was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the Scotiabank Arena, fella.

>>149232243
post it here and we will tell you if she should be fapped to or not (with consent)

when farter shart is finally proven innocent how will that whore ever pay him back restitution for ruining his pro sporting career?

>>149232488
So she's made enough money is what I'm hearing.

Not sure I "see a realistic path to being good" either

>>149232536

>>149232564
She could finish her blowjob for starters.

>>149232488
burn that thing with fire holy fuck thats haunting what is that i hope someone deals with it (with fire).

BTW only men make good art this is historical fact.

>>149232589

>>149232488
Menchad bros…

so the nhl allows gamblers and drug abusers to freely play in the league, but a man proven innocent in a court of law is somehow still indefinitely suspended?

>>149232536
Shan’t

>>149232624
>proven innocent
Retard that’s not how western law works

>>149232488
dis wh*te woman look lik she smell like expired milk. As a proud and loud white man, I’ll stick to azn qweenz

i will argue with you about anything

>>149232687
You’re not a faggot

>>149232137

>>149232488
mensisters we have been well and truly rumbled

>>149232624
>gamblers and drug abusers
A few murderers too.

Craig MacTavish even got the reins to an entire franchise after he killed a woman.

>>149232668
based

why does the ahl use a 2-3-2 style for splitting a 7 game series?

I love women so much bros

>>149232782
poverty league, less travel, and hockey only has a ~55%-45% home ice advantage anyway

>>149228274
he was forced to leave because McMahon tore up his contract and told him he could not pay that 20 year deal anymore.

bret hart had reasonable creative control in the last 30 days written into his contract because he thought mcmahon would sabotage him.

>muh analytics

>>149232488
Im a sabrina carpenter fan myself

>>149232847
im having sabrina carpenter flavored oreos rn. theyre ok

>>149232624
And even more hypocritically Russian war criminals will be freely skating on the ice tomorrow.

>>149232847
She’s got a fine backside

sorry boss can't lose in my hometown of Calgary, Quebec

kwabec

>>149232847
just deposited an 18oz sabrina carpenter at the marner depot

I finally completed the name all 50 states in 5 minutes challenge. I've done it every day for 9 days straight and would always forget either Iowa, Missouri or Connecticut.

>>149232883
Will they be liquidating you zoomer numales?

>>149232883
Cope bobrovsky is christian

fifty nifty united states from 13 original colonies
shout em scout em tell all about em one by one till you've given a name to every state in the U-S-A

Aaaallll.... a....... bama, alaska arizona arkansa california colorado connecticut
i digress

>>149233018
Don't forget canada.

I think it's a good thing we don't have hockey tonight. I trust Gary wholeheartedly

>>149232963
Not bad places to forget

>>149232985
And Kulikov, Podkolzin, Barkov?

>wake up
>remember sunbelt teams exist and win cups
>day ruined

>>149232963
Things west of Kentucky, north of Louisiana, east of Kansas and south of Ohio may as well be an exclusion zone.

>>149233066
Finnish

>no hoc today
its over

what's the /hoc/ equivalent

>>149233118
he doesnt sound very finnish

>>149233134
Me eating a bowl of chili

>>149233134
america conquering the caliphate of nocupistan in the future

isn't finland just a socially constructed buffer zone between the west and east? basically poland of the nordic region.

socially constructed by based finns

>>149233257

>>149233257
I don't think the columbus blue jackets should be collecting the canadian teenagers with bad backs

>>149233257
every one of these i see is different for my ruins

Grim

>>149233103
Just get better

>>149233332
How the fuck did that clown team make it to the finals

>>149233332
Knob is protecting Skinner’s wife from preemptive death threats

conrad fondrk

Someday this series gonna end.

>>149233376
unfortunately this isn't unlikely

CHARLIE DONT SKATE

>>149233332
Watching Oilers fans tear eachothers throats out over which .890 goalie should start game 6 of the SCF is wild stuff.

>>149233332
It will be the third one or the Zamboni driver.

>>149233449
>>149233473
Kek. Jen even.

>>149233332
At this point they should just hire the guy from the crowd

>>149233504
very funny that it was the allure of nikolai kovalenko (29 gp, 3g 9a -2, khl bound) that pushed mike greer to trade blackwood to the avs and not the oilers

>>149233369
Oh that answer is simple. It's the best Canada had to offer.

>>149233273
Sharks are gonna draft the son of sam huh

>>149233257
>>149233273

FACT: This year's draft class is dogshit
FACT: This year's free agent class is dogshit
FACT: This summer is gonna suck for any team that didn't win the cup

>>149233625
You must be a flames fan

>>149233257
>>149233273
damn looks like a rough draft year for czechia

>>149233625
The Marner sweepstakes will be kino

>>149233387
Finally, America's very own Martin Frk

>>149233660
Whoever wins, loses.

>>149233642

what a backhanded move lol

>>149233569
Serves them right for not offering something with more appeal than that.
Do the Oilers even have any worthwhile prospects?

easily the weakest draft class since the 2019 disaster

>>149232963
congrats

>>149233794
bruh he made that post like an hour ago and now you're gonna congratulate him? Kinda late don't you think?

>>149233794
Thanks babe <3

I forget about Connecticut quite often as well.

>>149230111
Its the je

>>149233751
Why is he such a bitch

>>149233890
Because he's just like Mitch

>>149228556
they ran off a three win streak last year after being down 3-0 so anything's possible
skinner is capable of going god mode randomly, same as mcrai

>>149233332
just gamesmanship
i'm sure the goalies know who is starting, just prevents the panthers from knowing who to study

>>149233890
This is one of the most tone deaf things I've ever read in my life.
There's something in the water in Tronna, the city is a black hole of delusion.

>>149233846
Appearently steamed hams is a real thing there
But no aurora borealis I think

Remember: 1993 ends if the Panthers win :)

>>149233958
Im pretty sure you can see the northern lights in sweden

>>149233890
>What is he so mad about?
The media is not entitled to a player's engagement

>>149233890
look of you want to play for a soiclub where the media never asks the hard questions and everybody is nice to you and welcoming towards faggots just play for the randies already.

>>149233972

>>149233972
bill zito made the team
american GM's are just better

>>149233983
Yeppers

>>149234029
>jewish claws typed this post

>>149233890
We call it a marner here for a reason.

>>149233890
>>149234066
Soft as baby shit

>>149234081
Why do you canadians talk about things like this? wtf is wrong with you?

>>149234120
low iq white trash.

>Kessel leaves
>Wins a Stanley Cup the next season
>Marner leaves
>Will win a Stanley Cup next season
Woah...

>>149233332
there will be a 30 for 30 about this colossal fuckup in a few years. just go with skinner jesus christ

>>149234120
Piss off retard

>>149234038
bill zito is a straight white male christian with three kids and a christian wife

>>149234134
SORRY SARS

If Edmonton doesn't end up winning this series and the cup, what are the odds they'll be able to come back to the finals for a third time in the next few years?

>>149233890
American sports media absolutely kills football/basketball players and doesn't care who hockey players are or how they play. I bet the Raptors had the same dynamic in reverse when they won whatever gay trophy they get

>>149234139
>Thinking that canada will win a Stanley Cup

>>149234171
The chance drops off a cliff when McDavid inevitably leaves.

>>149234171
dunno but florida's gonna be gutted after this so it would be an empty victory by comparison

>>149234171
I thought they were finished last year but here they are

>>149234181
That's why I hate when hockey "experts" like Friedman gives his opinions on other sports. It's like I dont care what you think about football dude there is a million american pundits that are smarter than you. Stick to hockey.

CANADA ELIMINATION DAY

TOMORROW

COME REJOICE IN LEAF TEARS

>>149234000
> Laffs-South
Kek

>>149234171
>Shoulda I give canada false hope... AGAIN??

>>149234171
Their salary cap situation is about to get much worse with Draisaitl's massive raise and likely a 10m+ contract for Bouchard (a mistake IMO). This is likely Perry's last year. Ekholm's career is nearly done. Despite having two of the best players ever they're in a really bad spot moving forward.

>>149234038

>retarded image
>all caps
>generic insults to canada

Hello sharkstard

>>149234277
No I'm the Sharkstard I didn't make that post. But thanks for crying anyway

Marchand for Conn Smythe
Dead serious

>>149232243
Post it on b, in a nudify or ai cumshot thread like a true friend

>>149234310
It's either Marchand or Bennett.

>>149233257
>no canadian team drafting in top 10

>>149234310
>>149234332
Tkachuk is leading the team in points. Verhage had more points than Marchand.

>>149233937
Not sure they're worried about that lmao

>>149234379
>muh stats
Marchand wins the eye test brother

>>149234380
What are they worried about?

>>149234399
For sure I think he should win it

But holy fuck look at this. How did this clown team make the finals. Just take a look at these numbers and then see Floridas

>>149234426
what I meant was the panthers have shown they can score on both goalies.

>>149234472
>he thought deboer wasnt going to choke again

>>149231837
>tfw I have no passi-pass

Cuck?

>>149234472
>>149234512
Just look at the panthers numbers the oilers have zero depth it's just baffling

>>149234549
>hockey is not basketball and top heavy rosters never work out
Now if only GMs would realize this

>>149234595
>>149234595
>>149234595

>>149234595

>>149233751
>>149233890
Kek

https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=ZGjyKucKQ_NOnmK3
this song will play 5 times tomorrow

>>149234380
not like it costs him anything to say "lol i dunno who the starter is yet"