Thread 149589803

Euros will NEVER understand this feeling

>>149589803 (OP)
they are all fat

Is it a store for fat people?

>>149589803 (OP)
>Gabachos

>>149589803 (OP)
They have a cave troll!

>>149589833
It’s a mall sized gas station essentially
I think they’re known for their beef jerky which was absolute shit when I tried it, reconstituted chicken tier with the pieces glued together

Beyond satire at this point

>>149589803 (OP)
>everyone is a fat fucking pig
what the fuck is going on with the food over there lmao

>>149589936
high fructose corn syrup

what does 'buc-ees' mean

Yeah I've been to Buc-ee's, pal

>>149589936
Not true the owner that the beginning of the video seems fit

>>149589961
Nah, its the fried food and cheese

>>149589803 (OP)
Yankanons, I always get the feeling that the only people who wear cowboy hats are retarded LARPers who have never been within 400 feet of any livestock and desperately pretending they still live in le heckin Old West. Is this assertion accurate?

>>149589976
It's the name of the store and its mascot, which is a beaver. The store is known for being a very large gas station full of food, and clean bathrooms.

>>149590266
I thought only blacks were frying their food

Nuke America

>>149589803 (OP)
Is this /pw/ meet up?

>>149589936
>>149589961
If you are waiting in line for a gas station to open for the first time because they make fudge or some shit you're probably the ones that tip the obesity scale

>>149589803 (OP)
wtf is this

>>149589803 (OP)
average Buc-ee's gas station. yurop could never

>>149589803 (OP)
Most of those people need 10 years in a gulag. It's actually an opportunity to be closer with god for them.
Gulag is a type of sport when you think about it.

I hope this Buc-ees thing is a gym

>>149591235
how is that in any way desirable?

I feel like I can understand it even if I've never experienced it, it's possible to empathise or identify with other cultures and people and understand how they might behave a certain way

>>149591257
Americans are communists in disguise

>>149589803 (OP)
When I read the headline, my /sp/ brain made the assumption that Buc-ee's opened a location on Virginia's college campus lol

>>149590318
Nah you still see some legit cowboys or farmers wearing it, it is actually resourceful headgear for being in the sun all day

>>149589803 (OP)
>sudacas 24/7: EUROS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS FEEL
>burgers 24/7: EUROS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS FEEL
You people care about our opinion way too much tbqh

>>149591728
White man’s burden

>>149589803 (OP)
How do i know if the place i am in has a chance of appearing in 4vhan? I dont want to be mocked by you guys

>>149589936
The people excited for this shit are exactly the type of people you see in the video: dumb white trash that's pumped to the gills with fried foods and Mountain Dew

>>149590318
Yes. My family have been cattle ranchers for over 4 generations. I don't wear a cowboy hat as an accessory, neither does my dad or grandfather. You wear it to keep the sun out of your face while you're out doing things on the ranch.

You wear it for work, not fashion. Anyone wearing a cowboy hat outside of working out in the sun is a LARPER. Same for cowboy boots.

Equivalent of wearing sunglasses indoors or at night.

>>149589803 (OP)
>DEM BIG WOMEN
wtf Charles, you told us it was a San Antonio thing only

>>149590318
I live in New Jersey and can confidently say that I have never seen someone wear a cowboy hat just while being out and about, unless they are visiting from the South/southwest and wearing it to make a statement that theyre not from around here.

>>149591728
>make one thread mentionning the Americas IN PASSING
>OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

>>149592226
>Equivalent of wearing sunglasses indoors or at night.
>he isn't BluesBrothersMaxxing
Not very effay of you

>>149589803 (OP)
>virgin's first bussy opens

>>149589803 (OP)

Grim!

>>149589833

It's America they all are.

>>149589803 (OP)
dear god
repost this in HD and this will be spammed for the next months on all boards.

>>149591603
>>149592226
>>149592270
Thank you for your insights lads. I presumed it was similar to every cunt over here with short back and sides and a flat cap pretending they're in Peaky Blinders

>>149591257
There's always a free pump, no waiting around
Lots of space between pumps makes it easier to safely navigate
Very clean space, bathrooms are immaculate
Snacks are fine. Not good, just fine.
20 Oz coffee for $1.50 and its actually not horrible. Again, not good, just not bad.
White employees, no sheisties allowed

>>149589803 (OP)
Sports?

>>149592226
Dumb retard, cowboy boots are just good shoes.
>last for years and years
>comfy
>leather shoe always looks nicer than plastic garbage
>timeless design

I bet you're from the Carolinas you swamp retard

Sir, this is a sports board.

>>149589803 (OP)
Whatever they're doing to the drinking water there needs to not be done to drinking water.

>>149592270
I live in New York and can say that they're worn by male prostitutes

>>149591372
Trump is the most communist leader this planet has had since the fall of the Gang of Four.

>>149590035
There's a tall black guy in his 50s that quickly goes by. He's pretty normal, maybe a bit overweight. There's a white guy with a beard who is a bit scrawny but he'd not stick out as absurd looking. Also there's a young woman who looks pretty normal, even though her boyfriend looks like a dab of sour cream. I'm not saying any of them are attractive, I'm just saying they're not exceptionally odd looking.

>>149591235
usa it's such a shithole

>>149590318
Nah for the most part people that wear cowboy hats here are from the southwest or are women looking to get dicked down.

>>149592738
For the average European everyone in that video looks odd. I’ve been all over mainland Europe and as a whole they’re more healthy and better dressed/put together. So seeing a hoard of poorly dressed overweight people looks abnormal to them but very normal to us.

>>149591257
because even our gas station jerky and cookies are better than anything to come out of your shitty country except your beer

>>149592851
I think these people, while not inherently attractive, at least are fairly close to "normal" looking.
If one were to see them walking down a street in New York or London you wouldn't do a double take like you would with most of the people in the video.
Like his jaw is weird, she's got relatively narrow hips, but I would give her a pity fuck, I probably wouldn't want to have a relationship with her, frankly with those hips she's probably bound for some miscarriages, I wouldn't avoid talking to him, like he might have some bad hobbies he wants to talk about, but I'm sure he can formulate a conversation that isn't about Catfish or the differences between Deer Season in West Virginia and Kentucky

>>149593043
Incel post

>>149592851
And this guy is a bit fat, and that's a dumb smile on his face, but it's not a dumb smile like inherently dumb.
He's probably a fairly normal guy probably talks about catfish more than the other normal people I mentioned but he's a rural black guy in his 50s. He probably even went to college and has a skill job.

>>149593043
>but I would give her a pity fuck

>>149593082
That's Darius Rucker. AKA Hootie. of Hootie and the Blowfish.

>>149589833
>a store only found in Midwest flyover land
yes it’s a store for fat people

>>149592479
I hope you don’t actually wear cowboy boots you cringe fag lmao

>>149593135
>bucee's
>midwest

>>149589936
We eatin it

>>149589803 (OP)
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

>>149593043
>I think these people, while not inherently attractive, at least are fairly close to "normal" looking.
then you are completely lost

>>149593158
>midwest
yep

>>149593148
East coast nancyboy found
Suck a cock gayboy KEK