Thread 149594624

Ind 587
Eng 387/6
trailing by 200

YFO

YFO

Cameron Winter

we lost a wicket, I'm going in next

>>149594524
Theres nothing to talk about here. Half the posts are zachy and the fat neek fighting.

my grandfather is a better batsman than Zachy C

>>149594624 (OP)
AUS 286
WI 3/84

Day 2, 2nd Test, Grenada

>>149594637
Vitality t20 bash or whatever it's called this year

dunno why Broad's commentary annoys me. Might have to cancel my sky subscription if I don't get over it

>>149594665
Post what (You) want to talk about and tell them to shut up if they're annoying you

Where's that pozzie gone you daft cunt.
Follow-on averted, India has two rainy days left to set a new target. They lost the story.

imagine cricket on freeview again. it would become the national sport if the povvo youth could see bazball

>>149594711
member Eoin Morgan or someone who said free TV would add more pressure on cricketsmen.

>>149594711
Test and fc cricket should only be on fta, odi wc should be on fta, everything else should be behind the wall

>>149594717
I'm glad he never got to represent Ireland in test cricket

pathetic effort by all the batsmen to be outscored by the keeper

>>149594732
didn't really represent England much either at test level. sure did enjoy winning his CWC though, probably hardly any Irish (not you) know he's peak West Brit.

Imagine unironically living in Donedon

>>149594751
It's complicated like most things here

>>149594687
>your favourite colour
>favourite state in the US
>thing you like most about English people

Zachy charged with rape

Reckon if you cut out the fannying around between deliveries you could condense a whole test match into a TikTok which could be beamed into people’s phones on the emergency broadcast system, and displayed on those bus stops with the fancy computer screens. I’ve discussed with some IT guys I know, and they say it’s feasible.

>>149594794
impressed she felt anything

>>149594790
>It's complicated like most things here
it's the sense I get from actual Irish so I'm impressed an outsider caught on. NI issue is similar.

Pears vs Yorkshire tonight
Should be good

nah we are going out with our gfs tonight. enjoy your drunken lonely schizo Friday night rants tho zachy mate.

>>149594790
green
illinois
slags

>>149594828
I'm not really an outsider though but anyway. What I think is that his only opportunity to play highest level AND earn a living doing so was in and for England so that's fine no matter what else I wouldn't begrudge him that. What I really don't like about him is he is a white ball extremist. Some other stuff which isn't necessarily fair on him like he could've and still could do more for cricket in Ireland but then again he probably doesn't see that and because he's a wbe I honestly don't want him involved, what we need here is more regular home tests and tours and Irish people will start getting interested in it, they do already when Ireland are playing if they know its on they'll have a look on tv and if they feel like it might be good craic to go to the match they will

>>149594862
Nice larp
how would you ever know they even take place? Unless you were there yourself
Fat neek

>>149594902
Nottinghamshire

>>149594808
business idea: change to decimal cricket. making it 10 ball overs

>>149595004
fuck off colin

>>149594994
seen someone else refer to it. I see by the lack of denial its true kek.

https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/vitality-blast-men-2025-1460753
Playing today as it happens

kek spaccy actually posted a seething serious reply to that little dig. clearly struck a nerve
remember not to go bouldering this weekend mate - she might be there again

these dangerous beasts need to be put down
where's Glenn McGrath when you need him

>s-seen someone else refer to it.
lol what a pathetic comeback
kys fat neek

>>149595088
>these dangerous beasts need to be put down
sounds like the elephant put them down already

>>149595086
as I will be bouldering exclusively in the south this weekend I very much doubt it

>>149595088
>shoot at the elephant
>die by the elephant

>get #11 in
>smash his head with a bouncer instead of just knocking him over
Will never understand this.

>>149595162
war didnt end saars

>>149595000
thanks lad, I'm Joe Roots #1 fan

gov announced their nhs 10 year plan
cut outpatient appointments by 2/3 by replacing it with AI advice
we are entering the future

>>149595174
now be a 6 month waiting list to see an nhs chatbot

>>149595108
No denial???

happy 4th (fourth), fellas¡!!
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>get Dr Keir chatbot
>report being molested by pakis
>sorry, I didn't understand that

>>149595162
See. Told ya.
>>149595210
5th here tbqh

>>149595252
Diagnosis: RACIST
PC Plodtel is on the way anti-citizen

>>149595270
k x

>>149595252
>I'm sorry you're in the wrong tier for this treatment

>11 batsmen
>6 ducks
holy fucking kek

never understood why zachy expected the ex not to become the ex after he bought her that 75% off necklace for valentine's day. tight neek

0 is actually a good score in bazball
shows you aren't playing selfishly

>>149595314
bazball only needs one guy to turn up

>>149595332
depends on how many balls you take doing it desu

bundle em out for 150 odd then a big chase to win
gg ez

>>149594790
>blue
>WA/HI
>sense of humour

this is basically 4d chess tbqh, needed to hurry it up, get the indians all excited so they try and rush things themselves
knock off their total in a heroic 4th innings chase
quintessential bazball

>>149595345
Hang on please I thought there was only one of you asking

>Andrex advert about schoolkids needing to shit whilst in class
>Casts Indian as kid who needs to shit

>>149595361
roll with the flow fella x

>>149595365
I hope they didn't pay too much for that awards-bait shit. Sounds like a totally made up stat too, I didnt take dumps at school because I was too busy.

Also a school is like a place of work in that they'll try to keep running costs down, especially bog roll. Who the fuck is buying Andrex for every comprehensive in the land?

>>149595345
Somerset

really strong smell of poo in here

No point watching this.
It's a draw.
ECB fucked up.

academia is nothing but a conformity test

>>149595447
>win first test
>build roads and draw all remaining tests
>win series
seems like they didn't fuck up

>>149595437
tabla
but I already got a team x
>>149595447
think India has a chance to level up fella ngl

some French guy keeps looking at me at st pancreas
might have to spark him out (gently)

>>149595475
First test was a bigger road than this.

>>149595174
>trial new patient power payments, which are an innovative new funding flow in which patients are contacted after care and given a say on whether the full payment for the costs of their care should be released to the provider

you as a powerful patient can now deprive the hospital of their funding for your treatment
ingenious way of saving money I must say

Donedon

>>149595554
it's like a really shit version of circular quay

>>149595486
that's debatable, I'll acquiesce

>>149595554
https://youtu.be/_zrMykBnidM?si=9t3VEvfhzaEEC4Iy

just saw zachy irl at Blackfriars station lads
lmao MUCH shorter than you might think and the arms actually are quite toothpicky

mental how I'm so strong at climbing that I look stand-out in your average commercial gym
but the dream is over before it began
my parents fucked up by not taking me more as a young-un
There must have been something there

gottem

>>149595088
Why are women on safari? And where were the men who were meant to protect them?

I thought that would've been going over too

>>149595637
ventured nowhere near there
went for a pint near kings cross (looks and feels post-apocalyptic btw)

I am still alive, at least

Counterpoint:
India all out for 150 and England chase it with a day to spare.

if it was an Australian elephant with Australia-shaped ears it would have been too poowardly to kill the women

>>149595696
Now you're bazzing

fucked up by handing down those unathletic welsh genetics but it was inevitable

>>149595686
You posted Blackfriars Station so this is a really weird larp even by your standards.

anti-Semitic is a weird word
because no other words exist for racism against a particular group
and the Palestinians are much more semitic than the isrealis
that are basically just white people blowing up brown children

>another based take
that's why they call him zachy bowen, not zachy cohen

>>149595720
source?

>>149595709
>Unathletic Welsh genes
literally debunked on Thursday

zachy ventured into blackfriars station but doesn't even know where he is. lmao the poor sheltered neek has been spoiled by his mummy for all 36 years and wouldn't last 2 minutes on the donedon streets

>wouldn't last two minutes on the Donedon streets
Jesus wept
Dam
God I really missed out there
*Punches the table*

jaisball baby

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

dog on the field

Cameron Winter is /OneOfUs/

typical england always cheating.
spirit of the game apparently only counts when they get run out

far more to do in donedon and manchester than any other city on this island
keep coping in your sleepy york bedsit with your 80 yo neighbours though

DOG ON THE FIELD IN WEST INDIES

>>149595976
truthnuke
don't even have to live there to know this

>>149595953
>>149595984
webm now cunts
>>149595964
Stokes tried to save them a review. that's sporting.

>>149595964
correct
please pay attention to this matter!!

>231/1
oh nooo

>>149596013
dogs don't do webm they do gifs

>>149595976
>far more to do
As a fat neek
What do you do exactly?
I don't get it

not the first tiem jaiswal has gotten out in this EXACT manner ngl
>tease him with his length, slightly leg side line
>bowl a full one, leg stump line to wrap him on his pads
think he has to sort that out ngl

>>149596038
or jpegs

>national dish
>dung?

SO GLAD my grandfather is a multi millionaire
Pure metaphysical consolation

https://youtu.be/19hin5FJDKU
JONESING for a proper snake.plissken™ sesh ngl fellas
wonder where he is these days...ngl

ngl teared up a bit at the BK50

say what

Bit worried that Bairgoat will make short work of the plucky Pears

hope bard sees this bro

>>149596353
Disregard this
Tom Taylor is the true goat

>>149596210
https://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM
think Karun nair deserves an extended run at number 3 ngl. think of it as metanoia not just from the selectors but from the Indian team itself

>>149596481
happy fourth feller
https://youtu.be/P6axe4hBJyg

>>149596071
fat neek is just your projection
go out and about and explore the sights, the bars etc

>>149596554
tabla x
https://youtu.be/nrYyUc8dh6o

dont pay much attention to bards worcs posts these days
just remember him shilling libby for england (this was shortly after he tipped SA to win a t20 WC they went out in the group stages in) so I quickly stopped taking his takes seriously

no beer in the house so i guess im drinking whiskey neat tonight

teetotal general mate
try the deano footy threads

>>149596593
Libby who recently hit an unbeaten 228?
Far better player than creepy Crawley, at the very least
Should probably be Sibley getting the chance thoughever

WALLOP

kingly innings

gottim

CUMBALL

bit sad how nobody cares about the WI/Aus game until a few afterthought posts following the actual test
sad, these 2 teams used to be the GOATs

we'll have a pooview thanks

>bowl wide long hop
>get wicket
fucking classic

don't forget this one lads

I will use the term sportspeople but I'm only referring to men unless it's netball or another women's sport

>>149596953
betty snowball is my onlyfans name

Pears are getting a battering here

>>149597009
jej

nobody else cares about niche shite like pears or bouldering
stop posting your pointless special interest updates

>>149597061
waste of food

>>149596953
really hate when the BBC bait you with those
they do it with headlines a lot
make it sound like something interesting is happening in the cricket and- oh wait it's women's "cricket"

>>149596853
Sorry mate I fell asleep reading your previous posts

Australia might actually be looking good here

>>149597288
Few years ago here I heard on the radio there was a soccer match, a friendly, coming up Ireland vs Australia at Lansdowne and I got excited about it was organising a crew to come with me and then found out it was women's.
They never do that in other sports far as I am aware

>>149597288
can only imagine the deviousness of the person who suggested they start doing that, because its obviously only for clickbait.

>>149597621
It will only not annoy thick cunts who didn't realise they were tricked, so that's their target audience and that's why it won't take off it's a short term money grab operation

Good little cameo again from Isaac Mohammed but alas he must depart
And a golden duck for Kashif to follow
Don't think we'll win it from here

Some proper West Indian lower order batspersoning going on here la

>>149597288
kek I've been caught so many times by these

>>149597167
thoughts zachy lad?
do weighted chins = this physique?

Isn't Isaac a jewish name? Isaac Mohammed is an odd combination indeed

>>149598777
not entirely uncommon for brownies to give their kids Anglo names in an Anglo society
Grew up with a lot of kids with Christian First Names + Indian/Arabic Last Names

>>149598873
*yawns obnoxiously in your face*

>>149598777
Muslims at least partially believe in the Old Testament, think any biblical names can be Muslim

Israel have decided they will carpet bomb children in Gaza in the name of counter-terrorism

fuck i picked up a bottle of vodka and missed 3 threads

https://youtu.be/Xee_2r-5L2U?si=8C4_eiYi8mD3W82_

Love him

>>149598770
Yes

>>149598918
Hope a fly goes down your throat and you spew it back out you rude prick

bowen gets into a musician and then brainlessly boringly shills it like nobody else. expect posts of this Cameron shitter (not clicking any of the links btw) in every thread for the next 6 months
seen this with Pavement and Built to Spill in the past

as if anyone gives a shit what you say, you fat neek
A V2 may as well be from an alien country

not fat not a neek and dont care about your reddit hobbies

>>149598918
*cries*

Pears lost :'(

currently watching the (women's) tennis but only because we're winning

V2's were made in Germany

Head is bowling

just seen the score
Aus losing the story 2bh

>>149599244
missus is going to love this

>>149600396
Not if we can get this last wicket sharply. That 8th wicket partnership brought them right up

Tactical declaration incoming

That’s a catch and GOTTEM

????????
that shit clearly bounced

same old aussies trying to cheat again then they'll have a good cry if you don't walk

No bad light today methinks this’ll be fun.

Windies 253 for those following along

>need to play your full strength team
>need to claim bounced catches
>yet still struggling to beat the worst grimdies
lmao

>>149600716
yeah clearly caught the turf
same old aussies

Konstas needs at least 40 odd here and don’t lose it stupid

FUCK

excellent call direish lad

>>149601066
lol

>>149601066
time for an irish jinx i mean jig

I’m ok with him being dropped for the third test now (if it’s not a dead rubber). Some sick balls here

worst review ever

ausgaylia getting their karma for claiming that bounced catch

Australia will never win another match ever again

Singles of truth

I think you all need to ease up a little bit and appreciate how good this Seales bloke is bowling

>>149601927
My dad literally got up of his ass and walked out with how good the wicket ball was
Genuinely world class bowling happening atm

>>149601964
Your father is a gentleman tell him I said g’day.

Of course Poms can’t appreciate such quality pace as they never see it in the mirror

Lyon took that on purpose btw to waste time and daylight. He’s a sneaky little cunt

Based Tarq dog

you'd only need a blanket in this weather if you're an extremely skinny neek with poor circulation

>>149602296
going to hug my dog now

Will climb every lime and yellow overhang at boulder Brighton this weekend
As for for slab? I couldn't given any less of a fuck

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7CZVTyXwjlQ
langer seems like a good teacher

My good sense doesn't win me any wars
And crazy only let my brown hair all over the goddamn floor

Never has my bouldering career ever been felt more revatlized than when the milf in Leeds said 'you just look so strong'

new fairytale just dropped lads

Chess is the game of the devil

>>149602913
Some people are good athletes and naturally muscular
Something you will never be
Fat Anglo neek
Stick to your laptop

don't think you can call them milfs when you're probably the same age or a few years younger

my grandfather is like 95
wont be slowing down for at least another 30 years

There is simply no way cancer can exist in my body

The world has come across some evil people in its time
But this must top the biscuit

Who is Zacky? Serious answers only.

floats up V4s with a firm but fair fist

yeah looks wise she's the same
we take those
https://youtu.be/Pzlu7hzLuvg

drunk and bloviating again, how pathetic

thoughts on the current test matches currently ongoing?

how do they verify they didn't streetshit?

This clearly hit the ground? I know it was the last wicket but still...

How did Shitraj managed to get a 6 wicket hall

>>149608815
same old pozzies

It genuinely over for Khawaja, Konstas has looked like a bunny since that one inning in MCG too lmao, how did this fella manage to generate so much hype around him?

>>149609752
You tell us fella, you guys were the ones who shat their pants at the sight of him

>at the sight of him
no, they just do that regularly

>>149609791
We did? the only thorns for us were Trav, ScBo and our own horrendous batting

having a beer

>>149610166
same

>>149594964
>>149594964

>>149610195
not really a rugby nation these days

Sick to death of it all
What's the point of it all

watching batman forever

>>149610801
That's far too long to watch Batman for
You should limit yourself to just 2 or maybe 3 hours

>>149610801
We say batter now, chud.

Why not just say batperson

>>149611061
Not everyone identifies as a person.

>>149611074
Whomest is the most likely to identify as a furry in test cricket?

>>149611109
Smith

>>149611109
Bethell

Have you ever done a fursona quiz? I'm a mustelid

Wonder why there's this phenomenon of middle-class people having double-barrelled surnames

Is it just the case that middle-class women are more pushy/feminist whereas their middle-class husbands are too meek and unassertive to ever argue their case?

Obviously it's an absurd premise, because once little Henry Fotherington-Smythe and Fleur Edwards-Andrews grow up and get married and have kids of their own, the little bastards will be called something like Oscar Fotherington-Smythe-Edwards-Andrews and that's just patently absurd

A unified family should all share the same single-barrelled surname, simple as

>>149611284
Whenever I have to address someone with a double-barrelled name I drop the second one. Life is too short for that.

>>149611284
I've expressed similar sentiment previously
Incredibly short-sighted desire from women but really it's just weak men allowing it to happen

>>149611361
Can't imagine what kind of person listens to that the whole way through. I made it 23 seconds in.

>>149611284
Not reading that essay

>>149611284
common in mixed black people as well

>>149611284
fuck up pseud cunt

is bard an acronym for his quadruple-barrelled tarq name he inherited from both his oxbridge parents?

>>149611599
I know you bongposters have last names like Tonguebottom

>>149611599
As a humble gentleman of the upper-lower middle classes I have a singular (foreign) surname

When Rupert Lowe becomes PM I will likely be deported

When should India declare?

englels slips are concreted to the ground

>>149611748
Maybe towards the end of the day. Unless there's rain forecast then it'll just be a draw anyway

england are shit lol

STICK THAT UP YOUR CARSE

Fucking hell Smith made that catch look hard

>>149611284
hmm not something I've given too much thought to even though I've always known the pheonmenon exists.
quite good as far as off-topic posts go desu. can't be one of yours can it bard?

bard is an acronym for bindians are really dumb

this game is only going anywhere if the jeets do an aggressive declaration - no later than the middle of session 2. hopefully they don't cowardly bat into the 3rd

heard from a quite reliable source that zachy won't be posting much today as he's down south to attend the Pride festival (makes sense as he posted pics of him travelling into London yesterday)

>C:\ARSE
>C:\ARSE\RUN
>RUN\ARSE\RUN

>stokes cucking his front line bowler by asking the wicketkeep to stand up to the stumps
keKkkkk

>>149612180
>Bad command or file name

talk about all duck no dinner!

has england decided that they will alternate between getting btfod by Jaiswal or Rahul in every inning of this series?

>>149612291
>cricketing team
moar.liek a BIRD SANCTUARY aaaammmoirite ¿???? hahahaa eyequeem..hope ya queem x

>>149612291
Q U A C K
U
A
C
K

More like Gay L Rahul

>>149612370
lol


also
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF RAHUL

GONE GOTTEM and all that

That looked like it went straight on lol.

self-convos with his poz vpn again

what a chad lmao

BCCI is still losing this.
They'll get out by tea.
England will chase it down by lunch tomorrow.
Rain is their only hope.

Someone tell that cunt blowing the horn to shut the fuck up please?

>>149612521
tabla x

yeah we are probably going to get around 450 and then declare, explains Pant's approach

450 runs would surely make sure that England are out of the game

DROPPED THE TONGUE-ARSHDEEP

I would have caught that desu

>>149612618
also acceptable
>CARSE-DEEP

I think pant is diseased he is coughing quite a lot

world class

DROPPED THE ROY-SPOONER TROPHY

>>149612784
plus hes indian

spudshed @innaloo
5 minutes, champ

Why is Bashir just so average?

https://youtu.be/m3nvefwqWW0
N E E D
E
E
D

really strong smell of poo in this thread

>>149612940
Average relative to the general population or to test cricketers?

>>149612971
Test cricketers

>>149612967
they're too comfortable

>>149612967
>t. dealer and smeller

pro-tip: add lemongrass to the peanut garlic chutney >>149612946
thank me later x

no vigor or enthusiasm from England at all
just trundling through the overs on one of their pajeet tier curated flat spazball pitches hoping for a wicket

>>149612978
He’s below average.

because bazball doesn't care about bowling, that's why we win the toss and bowl to get it out of the way

>>149612967
t. doesn't wash his bum with water

reckon ravi shastri's moustache would feel dead lovely against your taint while he east you out

bazball does care about bowling because a decent pitch favours bowler and batsman
bazball and the pajeet tier curating of pitches to suit it is cowardly

brb

>>149611774
Had a long chat about this just now and the consensus is they aren't declaring

felt bad about mocking him as "subhuman gill" after seeing India flags here calling him that as well. a tragic reminder of India's eternal caste system which i shall not dignify with acknowledgement.

I will continue to call him subhuman

Drinking this stuff it's not as fruity as you'd expect just a nice bitterness

uhh look out mate it says "alcohol-free" on the top there

>>149613258
>alcohol free
>grapefruit
>beer
pretty sure that's called sparkling grapefruit juice

IPA 0.5%
ingredients: water, barley, wheat, hops, natural flavour, yeast

>>149613300
going to have two to three cans of heineken later

there's a beer festival in the village rn
but I overdid it last night and have only been awake about an hour. literal hair of the dog booze is unappealing rn.

actually nice once you get into it, the grapefruit is more like the peel aroma and pith flavour

>>149613323
Suggest a big feed of fish n chips or fried chicken and chips and a single beer with that will take the edge off

>>149613342
some food vans too

formula one is actually excruciating
wish it didn't exist

>alcohol free
based teetotal general

debating nandos tonight - what we reckon lads?

>>149613323
go and pretend to drink then when everyone is drunk start fights with drunk cunts
they're heaps slow and you can punch on pretty much risk free for easy heems

>>149613408
i'm making a lasagne
i say eating chicken is cruel

>>149613408
I'm keen especially if they have livers on, love those

>>149613362
understand the appeal much more ever since I got my licence and a car but yeah its far too up inside itself to be worth regularly watching.

Actually have to decide what to make later, I’ve got salmon with salad or tortellini (pre-made) which I’ll make a tomato sauce for, or some mince to make a chilli (or curry). Leaning strongly salmon as it’s quicker and more or less easier

with the pasta sauce or the chilli I’ll have to get that on sooner

Players are back out

OUT
GOT THEM
BACK ON THE PITCH

Tongue copping a lashing

WOULD

strong fielding stokesey

the classic misfield followed by pretend to be injured
been there done that many a time

cricket is currently at best the 5th biggest sports in the UK on the same level as the tour de france

>put ''''elite'''' worcs player in international game
>they mentally fold
many such cases

listening to helmet

what’s the attack strategy here?

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

We'll have a ball change thanks.

Business idea: a bowling defence

Why are the Indian whites a slightly dirty white or cream? Is it just the natural indian dirt staining them?

The Indian whites are not the problem it’s the English whites (too shiny)

You know when people get their teeth done and they take on that unnatural white that looks like some kind of acrylic, that’s what’s wrong

>>149613812
I'm not paying attention to an Irishman when it comes to what is white or not

All the "India will need 500 to be secure" like the last match wasn't a fluke and englel with collapse for under 200.

Applause from all the Indian fans totally not born in Birmingham

test cricket 'whites' should be a cream colour
pure white is soulless
as always, mid-00s had it right

that advert for poo was a bit on the nose

I almost don't want England to take any wickets because we have to listen to that fucking Andrex fart ASMR advert every time.

its very offensive to suggest an Indian using a toilet is somehow surprising

horny for world peace

Should be docked wages for that wanton usage of a bat

boycott andrex buy something else instead

asda own brand
single ply
make your bowel movements as unpleasant as possible
my grindset

just pick up whatever supermarket brand I happen to be in

only useful metric is the roll metreage

>unpleasant
all toilet paper is fine desu. I reckon I'd be fine with kitchen roll as well (would just wet it a bit first if I really had to). not like any of these brands are sandpaper tier

I like the one with the koala, don’t know the brand name

aldi 3 ply, cheapest good toilet paper in australia.
I get the slightly more expensive double length variant because those come in 4 or 8 packs and are easier to store than the ~40 packs that are single length.

Tongue out

Starting to get sleepy

If you're tired of watching Bazball, the actual test match resumes in about 20 minutes.

you guys are making me hungry for poo

>>149614298
me when i take a piss in the morning, am i right fellas?

should just declare now desu
bit cowardly to wait until the 500 lead

>>149614343
to scale?

keep up the good work fella

It's over.
England won't chase they know the target is too big.
It's a draw.

*switches to grenada*

reckon zacho, z-boy, the ole zed would like the tragically hip

>>149614351
subhuman needs to get to the century first
jeets play for stats over team (see tendulkar, kohli etc). a tale as old as time

Commentators absolutely dying with laughter at the mascot race lmao

I'm here now. Start the test.

why do they play so fucking slow?
ffs
ODI has people scoring close to 500
Test should easily clear the 700 mark

>textbook forward defence
>maiden
disgusting

why do y*nks play a sport called flag football where they have dummies in their mouths?

>brits shitting the bed because we won't declare below 500
kwab

You'll slither away the moment there's even a slightest bit of hint that your team will lose.

>>149615151
Oh, the Declaration for India

anyone have any non-dreary posts?

>>149615218
impossible to debunk this
poo flags are the most cowardly of all, even outdoing peewees

>>149615218
me i've posted on this board during the darkest of defeats suffered by this nation over many years. i am numb to one-sport-only flags mocking the spirit of england.

*bashes air horn for 5 minutes*
>yes, this will improve the atmosphere at this cricket game

You gotta hand it to the Indias, they're not very good at banter but they don't quit trying.

*tailgates traffic*

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

the pozzie grimdies is actually far more interestingly placed tbf

never fucking rains in WI

just realised how statpadded all the england batterspersons must be after playing so many games on the english roads

Declaration incoming

Try "banter" with me and I won't respond to you, either have a serious discussion with me or shut the fuck up and fuck off.

DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
AMERICA
PEW PEW PEW

Based jedeja knows that people forget a selfless cameo after a week but your average is rembered forever

>>149615488
Bards averaging 9 on those roads

they're waiting for the subhuman 100 and the 500 lead. t. knower

>>149615516
give me a kiss

England's bowling is probably at the lowest its ever been, Bazball is just a way for hiding England's poo tier bowling which concedes 350+ every single time

bard was never good at cricket though
can't play spin to save his life. even the non-turning spinners relegated him to team mascot

poo is synonymous with bindia around here mate
you just said we have a bindia tier bowling attack so insulted yourself. embarrassing

>>149615557
English bowlsmen making him look superhuman this series

>>149615619
brvtal

subhuman gill

>India captains with hundreds in both innings of a Test
>Sunil Gavaskar vs WI, Kolkata, 1978
Virat Kohli vs AUS, Adelaide, 2014
Shubman Gill vs ENG, Edgbaston, 2025
>Gill is the second player to record three hundreds in his first two Tests as captain after Virat Kohli. Seven others got two each: Vijay Hazare, Jackie McGlew, Greg Chappell, Sunil Gavaskar, Alastair Cook, Steven Smith and Dhananjaya de Silva.

respect 99s and 149s more than muh hundreds

>calling the guy better than you a subhuman
What does that make you?

the cowards will no doubt come out to bat again after tea

600 lead or nothing else

>"Jadeja is pootling along at present"
what did cricinfo mean by this

>>149615085
>>149615730
*secures a comfortable draw because pajeetland want to statpad*
heh nothin personel

>>149615862
Tests should continue till there's a winner
this 5 day draw is bullshit

the concept of the draw is extremely underrated in sport
>NOOOO I NEED A WINNER
FOY

>>149615730
both were roads, Kohli 2014 vs Aus is one of the most overrated tours OAT

No cricket on, lets post hotties
I would marry a woman like this

>marrying tattoos
state of you

India going to have to bat the day out because of their slow cowardly play

desu would be quite amusing if Jadeja's drive to get the not out and average boost hands >us the draw

>>149615447
Your tradies must be a lot more patient than ours, who don't tailgate, they blast around double lines at twice the speed limit.

>>149616044
>tattoos
>nose ring
>lip ring
>branded headwear
>not going for a proper g-string, ie fake modesty while still displaying ass
2/10

>>149616044
gypsy queen

Covers coming off
Play to resume in 15

>>149616166
we are just passive-aggressive here

>>149616203
>not noticing the excessive makeup and facial acne

>>149616278
Cheers big ears

>>149616337
>not noticing the eagle besides her

SMASHman gil

>>149616355
>thinking that’s a real eagle

>lead by 500 and still not declaring
bit cringe

>>149616523
imagine being this scared of bazball that you think they might hit 6 an over for 120 overs and win.

What are the odds that Gill gets to 1000 runs for this series? has that ever happened in a 5 match series?

Why is Jadeja batting so slowly?

>>149616688
It's a test match

>>149616688
Because he isn't pant

>Batters involved in four 100-plus partnerships in a Test
>Hanif Mohammad (PAK) vs WI, Bridgetown, 1958
>Graham Gooch (ENG) vs IND, Lord’s, 1990
>Mark Taylor (AUS) vs PAK, Peshawar, 1998
>Joe Root (ENG) vs PAK, Old Trafford, 2016
>Shubman Gill (IND) vs ENG, Edgbaston, 2025

>>149616705
>>149616709
see: >>149615016

>traffic was a complete fucking mess yesterday
Thanks India, just couldn't schedule that shit on a weekend for some reason

>>149615016
Didn't England cross 800 just last year against Pakistan, could have easily broken Sl's record if the wanted, India just inherently has players like rahul, Jadeja and to some extent Gill who prefer accumulating slower runs for first 100 or so balls
I also dont mind Jaddu playing slow for now since he needs some form and our tail has been straight ass for a while

if India had 2 more Jaiswal and Pant we would be going at 6 an over by now, also expect Reddy to go berserk the moment he arrives at the crease

I like Jadeja's sword celebration because it makes """them""' seethe

>>149617095
kek same, Plebbitors call Jadeja a caste kanger lmao

does gill know there's a fourth innings in this game?

just declare you motherfuckers
>inb4 600 lead and we still lose

>>149617177
India thinks that England will unironically attempt chasing this target tomorrow and implode in the process

>bowling joe root to speed up the declaration
lmao stokes has had enough of cowardia

>batter
keep it on reddit pls

the England players must be stroking Gill's ego and egging him to keep wasting valuable time.

>Jadeja is still playing
>Kohli sir was forced into retirement

Both teams know a result isn't possible on this dogshit pitch. It's day 4 final session and batsmen are hitting sixes at will.

So why not use the opportunity to statpad.

>>149617241
on the stump mic before tea the english players were loudly talking about "there was rain coming tomorrow" lol.

Steve's gonna fail, hardly performs in the second innings probably has something to do with his Insomnia

>>149617222
Do you think Dizzy messages every nightwatchman when they fail, to remind them he scored 200 doing it?

goochbros... our record is in danger...

wtf isn't that the indian president?

Can you still do the "dropped the X-Y Trophy" meme when he doesn't even get near it?

Reminder some complete neek on wikipedia went round editing all of the players' bios to change batsman to batter

*leaving catches so they bat even longer*
5d chess

>>149617372
looks like a selectable character in an early 90s videogame

>>149617358
he should

"Batter" reminds me of the trauma felt by women who are assaulted by their abusive husbands so I shan't be using it.

Alex Hartley just unironically said “give me the ick”

>>149617372
big if true
don't think grimdia have ever won a game he's watched

“Batter" reminds me of the trauma of a bad fish and chips

>>149617434
love her

>>149617434
yes mate it's an irl term, not something from this basket weaving forum
but then you'd know that if you'd interact with girls irl

GONE FUCK OFF

Is Jason Gillespie the most famous aboriginal of all time?

More like Scrubman Gill

>indians in the crowd booing the new batsmen
complete and utter story poolapse lol

great innings lad

is
>we'll have a bowl m8
worse than
>we'll continue to have a bat benchod

india are cooked

suppose you could say he wasn't reddy

AND ANOTHER

they're going for 600 lol
completely and utterly mindbroken by bazball

Will Smith?
Can Green?

>>149617567
he's got cricket pie all over his whites

haven't watched a single second of this match

they think 600 will be a psychological edge lmao they're scarred from the last game

>>149617567
HE'S GOT A WRIST LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE

>>149617577
lel

>>149617577
Anna Wood.

>still no declaration
Wtf is he thinking?

is this a race between Indians getting themselves out because no declaration and England only bowling pies?

absolutely grire pitch
might as well just play 11 batshomosapiens

>>149617288
Like I said, dogshit pitch.
Even tailenders are smacking England's top bowlers around.

Bashir is like Tim May if Tim May was shit.

This is one of the slowest outfields ive ever seen, holy fuck

why would indian parents name their son 'washington'

grenada is where the real test cricket is happening

Just the sixth instance of a team aggregating 1000-plus runs in a Test match.

>>149617491
Using ick is an ick and the sign of a terminally online retard. The girls you know are retarded.

please add (EvI) or (AvW) at the end of your posts so we know which test match your commentary refers to

>>149617668
wet innit

>>149617672
christcucks
maybe
we have a nigga named stalin as the minister of state

Currently not watching The Cricket (EvI)

>>149617572
>we win because you scored 1000 runs
great logic

The umpires have called for drinks, but hang on! Skipper Gill pops up in the dressing room and calls his batters back. India have declared.

>didn't let Jadeja get his 100
Selfish prick

>>149617717
Even before the rain break it was going nowhere

im the gayest man on /cric/ (AvW)

>>149617372
But he was just in our country yesterday.

Newie thanks mate

>>149617672
supposedly some bloke in the army helped them and his name was washington. some shit like that.

>>149617731
you ain't winning either with your cowardice lmao

>>149617730
Mate you better get some grig on your screen pronto or get the FUCK out of /cric/

>>149617719
Washi is a tambrahm, his dad had recieved great help from an anglo man named Washington something, thus he named his son after him

Interestingly Washington sundar has a dog named Gabba because of their heroics in Gabba 4 years back

100+ overs to Baz out 600 we've practically won

>not out 69
nice

>>149617736
He was batting too slowly

>>149617719
sundar is not a christcuck

>>149617672
>Washington Sundar's name is a tribute to his father's mentor and benefactor, P.D. Washington, an ex-army man who was a great cricket enthusiast. P.D. Washington supported M. Sundar (Washington's father) during his early cricketing days, even providing financial assistance and encouragement. When M. Sundar's wife had a difficult delivery, and the baby (Washington Sundar) survived, he decided to honor P.D. Washington by naming his son after him.

gay bindian sex must be the most fowl smelling activity on earth

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>>149617757
match is not over retard

>>149617821
and when it's over it will be a draw LMAO

>>149617846#
new

bit of a recovery by Smith and Green of Australia in the test match against the West Indies happening at the minute (AvW)

Jewish IQ = 120+
Gazans IQ = 79