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>>149594171>NewsNew Tigers thread here
Doyers best record in MLB
NY Subway series
A's closing the day out for some reason
ah shit i thought /mlb/ was dead
iโll turn on the yanks mest game after i see my phillies lose
Don't @ me, I baked it hastily
>>149599102 (OP)Awoofternuding awoo it's 4th of July an all is well.
This is an umpie masterclass no oneโs happy
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home
If Mets beat Yankees, Boone is getting so much shit
REALLY hating these blue caps btw
>>149599150(>^-^)><(^-^<)
>>149599191Na Yankees are a great team. A great team.
>>149599174Have both managers ever been ejected at the same time??
>>149599187>From the mountains>To the praries>To the oceans>white with FOAAAAAAMGOOOOOOOD BLESS AAMERICAAAAA
Damn it looked like Lindor's bat went into outer space when he lost it lmao.
>>149599191they're gettin swept
>>149599223Uh.. Dunno if updated but last time I can find is 2022 Cleveland game
How does cane's compare to chick fil a?
I need all of you to fill this out and return to me before next nu.
>5 inches deeper
wtf did the mets mean by this?
You would think the Yankee would have spent every day of the offseason working on defense after that world series but no, their defense still sucks.
Peteyyyyyyyy polar beat ate up da next jeetuh
>making the jankees play baseball
>>1495993155 inches is considered an exceptionally large penis in the mets locker room
>>149599315>he doesnโt see the ball deep
>>149599357Soto rocking the 3 inch monster
Fucking Red Sox broke the Yankees as you see them rn. It was them. That last series sweep started a meltdown season.
>call themselves the Yankees
>get btfo on 250th 4th of July
as a gay boricua new to the city wheres the best place to go to get fucked in the ass?
>>149599395You too fren :D
should i go down to the local high school to watch fireworks tonight? i'm 27 and never attended the place.
>>149599433Hell's Kitchen
>>149599364i dont know why i get my hopes up
>>149599439>and never attended the place.they don't know that
>>149599439If it's the best local option, then yes. What are they gonna say?
>What are you doing here? It wouldn't have anything to do with our public celebration of a national holiday, would it?!
isn't the pitcher position a bit too cerebral for a brotha?
>>149599455The ghost of Mickey is yellin at him right meow
How many people wife that one done knack belle in the name of fruit of the womb prayer
>>149599417Don't get ahead of yourself, venezolANO, it was when the doggie doos booty blasted us 18-2.
This is still a one run baseball game btw
>>149599479Niggas know the game. And real niggas know the game within the game. You need to up your game to see the game, you feel me?
Keef
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Belli-Bomb, ties it up 3-3. Good game in Queens thus far.
>>149599492Based strokeposter.
>>149599511See you gotta give respect to get respect, and thatโs the economy of respect
damn mamma got some absolute JUGS on her.
>>149599492You need to stop traveling to Ayiderdee my man.
Future All-Star Otto Kemp
>>149599597>cubs fanthats a man
>>149599616his best hope is getting traded to a team that doesnโt choke in October, i wish him the best
We need batygod now more than ever
>>149599216He's so cute I wanna die
should i jerk off to big booty japanese girls fucking white men now or after the subway game?
Oh they tied it again, lol.
Kek Baty running back to first lmao
My rags get to play Dad today!
>>149599827He just like me fr tho...
>>149599801No one will buy these.
>>149599801fuck the blowgays
>>149599809>>149599818What happened? I was taking a shit
my phillies lost, just turned on the subway game on the Yankees broadcast. fuck the mets, hope they lose
>>149599858After the pride crap they're trying desperately, an failing
>>149599818He was already out, he thought the out was made at first already I think. Not a bad move if he was correct but he wasnโt.
>Phillies lose on Independence Day
for shame
>>149599860MLB should have put the stars and stripes on the Toronto hat in order to make cucknadians seethe while India takes over their national airwaves
>>149599876Judge will destroy them
Dansby Slap!
Buschie Slap!
>>149599875Baty was on first and Mauricio hit a ground ball to Goldschmidt, Baty ran back to first cause he prob thought Goldy stepped on first before throwing to second. But he hadnโt, and it was just a routine double play.
what kind of trailer trash name is dansby
I'd give her a pearl necklace iykwim
that stankee chick in the cowboy hat was pretty doable
>>149600090that's a big... logo
how many yns in these threads?
Are we all in agreement that the cubs are cheating? We saw it with the rangers and braves. This is genuinely unbelievable, all they need to do is target a few pitchers
In Austin Warren we trust
>>149599801>Red JaysOH NO NO NO
They need to let dick lovelady pitch.
>>149600154i dont even knoww who these niggas are
Rangers are gonna get fucked tonight. Padres are seething after their shit road series and the Rags aren't up to it.
qt
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god dammit
>>149600159Red Jays are elite
$800K version of Juan Soto did it again.
>>149599801Relocate the Blue Jays into the country
>>149600217What about Orange Ducks?
Stanton can really slug it
>>149600261They can stay in that shithole.
>>149600261>Canadian team>in the American League Heh.
Mets need a Japanese pitcher. Shit, Yankees should get one too.
>>149600297All the good ones are already in the big leagues
>>149600288slug mentioned
if you aint dodgers then you gay ese orale
>>149600297We're way overdue for not having an Asian guy on our roster.
imagine losing to the team that got swept by the jays
I hope you doyer fags have your trashcan memes ready, you're gonna be seething so hard the next 3 days
>>149600316Senga is broken, get a new one.
>>149600394this was an attack
>>149600282basking, taking the year off
>>149600326Ours struggled against rangers >-@; but hes not bad imo. Certainly way better pitchers but not bad
>>149600432You can fuck my ass
>>149600427We're less than 7 games from boston holding out hope :D
>>149599102 (OP)LETS FUCKIN GO AMERICA HAPPY JULY 4 KILL ALL OTHER COUNTRIES MITHER FUCKER BITCH SHIT NKGGER SLUTA LETS FUCKING GO
mets
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>>149600331>>149600370those girls like the dodgers
>>149600432iโm finna jack my white cock to big ass asian girls as soon as the yankees win
>>149600452This but unironically.
>>149599187unfathomably based.
>>149600394>muncy injured>bullpen gamestill gonna win 2/3, astromiguel
>Canadian team
>leading the American League East
Heh.
Thick Mariners milf in those sunglasses who caught that ball looked good in those sandals.
trashtros really think they're on the same level as doyers lol
Mets should get some guys on base and the drive them in to score
>>149600537but enough about japs
>>149600531as it should be
>>149600531>Canada isn't in North America
>>149600559why would they rank themselves down a tier like that?
>>149600559>swept by the angels award
>>149600531>90% of the population lives within 100 miles (aka 1 hour drive) of the US border
>>149599841I'm waiting, lil bro...
So close Pete. I wasn't feeling something big this at bat.
Stroman chimp out incoming?
>>149600607i don't. guess i'm one of the lucky ones.
>>149600531Is pretty funny ngl
>manlet rage
Why are they like this?
Does anyone else have a big boner when watching the yankees game?
>>149600749yeah but iโm thinking about all the black, latina and asian women iโve fucked with my BWC
>>149600749I got big boner all the time
anyone have the webm of jazz crying about being tagged at 3rd base?
>>149600705Owo what part of Canadialand? Also how was Canada day.
>>149600565I think we would all like to see the mets win the game.
>>149600828what's bro yapping about?
>>149600794based cat enjoyer
>>149600804>bwcMore like micropenis
>>149600804>blackCringe.
>latinaGIGABASED.
>asianSomewhat based.
>>149600842mets gonna be out of wc by eom m8
which series this weekend is the real WS?
doyers-trashcans 2017 redux
FAGGets-stankees 2000 redux
>>149600816nova scotia (our version of massachusetts)
people seemed to have a good time here on canada day. the weather was really nice.
>>149600850kek brownoid mad his women would rather fuck white men which has been been objectively proven with statistics
>>149600804Iโm thinking of fucking Judge ngl
>>149600873Hololive Night
>>149600870stfu bitch lmao
>>149600884People from Massachusetts are called massholes for a reason.
>>149600920>he wants to fuck the Judge
>>149600749Yes, for Meredith
>>149600794>Gulf of Maine*Canada
>>149600884Good :3 I honestly meet moar newfies than peeps outside of the big 3 very uncommon to meet any bluenoses
>>149600945fantastic book. The Great American novel.
>>149600918>objectively proven with statisticsYou've never had sex have you?
>>149600884for me, it's Regina, because it's pronounced like Vagina
>>149600926imagine having to talk about pedolive night during the world series
>>149600853iโm white and i have an 8 inch cock (not larping) and i love fucking black women. there is something very satisfying about whipping my cock out and seeing their shocked face. Iโve had several black women tell me i have the biggest cock they have ever seen, that โthese niggas aint got shitโ and โgod damn they was lying about white boysโ. anyways go Yankees
That's a Baty Blast! Metsies are back within 1!
If Yankees = soul and mest = kino, what did that make the Dodgers and Giants before they moved? I imagine that it was the reverse: Yankees = kino and Dodgers/Giants = soul.
>>149600968I have no qualms over this change, desu, actually makes sense
>>149600993Don't make me post it big dog. I'm going out of town with my brown gf this weekend so a 3 day won't matter.
>>149601076>when she takes off her top on the first date
>>149600993latina x white man is the most common interracial pairing in the US
>>149601080this isn't even true. Most Asian women get with Asian guys. The WMAF pairing is the most common interracial pairing though.
>>149601027Based as fuck my dude. I only like mexican girls but the comments they make about the bwc do hype me up so I get it.
>>149601111hence dying out
>>149601111I really was expecting it to be some variation of a black x white pair
>>149601058Tfw one of the original St Louis Browns and modern orioles passed the other day, he also played with mickey mantle on the 1956 Yankees team who won WS, won one as coach.
>>149600292Canada is in North America, so itโs appropriate.
>>149601134Why does he have the face of a fat 16-year-old? And who wears a goatee anymore
>>149601273What's the problem buddy?
goys who betrayed the white race are getting uppity again
>>149601273>he thinks a van dyke is a goateegrim
>>149601275Enhance, Batygoon! ENHANCE!!!!!!!!!
>>149601273you're going to be up all night peeing if you keep drinking all that hateroade.
>>149601345I know the difference, but nobody calls it that
And people didn't have Cubs in the post season just last week.
>>149601339Retarded as fuck desu, baka!
what's your guys favorite NPB team?
>>149601441Rookie mistake.
Have a question for mets frens does gary thorne still broadcast or did he retire?
>>149601456my Dragons. We suck however
Mmmm aaron judge at the plate my big beautiful mutt man
>>149601573he's white, chud
>>149601524>>149601566>>149601608I'm looking to get into it, which one is most similar to the O's?
>>149601244Just read up on that. There's no more of the OG Browns alive left now. Billy Hunter and Ed Mickelson both died within a few days of each other too, which seems fitting. Pretty sad.
why do asian pitchers in the npb and kbo put their glove up to the side of their face when they are looking at the catchers signals?
>>149601573I too grow tumescent upon seeing the caricature of that sizeable man.
>>149601663The Carp because they haven't won since 1984, one year after the Orioles
>>149601642interracial couples make up only 5% of marriages
>>149601722juiced ball homer but we take those
>>149601659Heโs 22 you retard, and your gm offered Soto $760M lmao
>>149601332white women are beyond saving. there is literally no point in even trying to get with a white woman. all of them have inflated egos, have completely unrealistic expectations of their abilities, and downright stupid with no thought as to the future or any sort of life goals. try talking to a modern western white woman. they have absolutely no thoughts in their head. i would much rather get with a latina who i know is loyal, independent, family oriented, and knows her place as the caregiver for our children.
>>149601781holy shit shut the fuck up
>Nobody Beats The Wiz ad
I always forget those closed down. HMV was comfy too.
>>149601781Based accelerator
>>149601668I may not think of Yankees as rivals, though 200ish more games than we have with Detroit but Yankees did come from Baltimore so wes brothers <(^-^)>
>>149601802kek brownoid mad
>>149601745only juiced balls are in LA and NY, and you'll see this weekend just what I mean.
>>149601869Iโm white and so is my wife faggot, we are watching baseball itt. Stfu.
>>149601897Ur mum has juiced balls in her mouth lel
>Cubs broke a franchise record for HRs in a single game.
>Cardinals broke a franchise record for HRs allowed in a single game
Holy fuck Mike Esterbrook is bad
>>149601825We are rivals because we are in the same division and we're brothers, but I still do not like your team outside of Ripken, Tejada pre-steroids, and Rutschmann.
>gloryholes
>>149601939Oof. Glad Oreos aren't the only ones with bad records
don't reply to astromiguel
Juiced ballz deep in ur mumโs ass
>>149601952>we're rivals cause we are in the same divisiondoyerjorgebros...
Dodgers and Yankees cheated in 2017 too btw
>>149601974You know what I meant.
>>149601983ehhh you got proof of that?
>>149601456all of them <3
>>149601909>white wifehow many dicks did she run through before your cucked dumbass married her? or was she just โfinding herselfโ? you are a fucking retard
>>149601456Hanshin, but only because it's fun to see them melt down whenever they lose
How come you big brainers don't spam this queer
>>149601781 with "please fuck my ass" like you do with thaiflag
>>149601992Yes, it's called "stealing signs like the Astros"
McNeil holds the bat like a true professional.
METS TAKE THE LEAD
MCNEIL TRUTHERS EATING
JEEEEEEEEEEFF GIVES US THE LEAD
>stinkees
kek, KEK!
SEVEN
DAY
LOSING
STREAK
>>149602034Judge will rise donโt worry
>>149601992everyone was recording signs, it was just the Astros who did it so egregiously that teams already noticed them not swinging at breaking pitches like they did against Kershaw.
threadly reminder that astromiguel is a noid obsessed with the doyers who makes the same 2-3 posts and replies to posts with a gay emoticon or links to other posts because he's too retarded to come up with anything else.
Mest are gonna save America
>>149602022Would you say he's a student of the game?
Yank bullpen blows yet another game
genuine question, how do yankees fans sleep at night knowing they are the cowboys of baseball?
>missed the homer because i was shaving my ass
>>149602061He holds it like a Jedi knight so yes.
>>149602083we sleep well thank you
>>14960208327 rangz o algo
>>149602083I always compare them to the Packers because of their amount of rings they have before Super Bowl was a thing.
FUCK THE YANKEES
FUCK THE YANKEES
FUCK THE Y A N K E E S
YANKEES SUCK LOL YANKEES SUCK
>>149601952Tons of Yankees I like, though one|Canseco is cause of growing up with Ninja Turtles. Outside of Jeter my top 3 are Girardi, Torre and The Sandman, but CC is cool too.
I will simply not reply to chudcels
>>149602083On a mattress from mattress firm probably
Sneed Garrett is prime for the blowing
Uh oh it's Stanton. He can pop one easily.
>>149602083>there are people who weren't alive when they got their last ring who can now legal operate a motor vehicle
FAGGOT MIKEIAN STRIKE OUT
Oh god why is this clown pitching
mest better not blow this
>>149602173This applies to a lot of baseball teams lol.
Ump scorecard for this game will be a museum worthy
>>149602173It was 2009 not terribly long ago.. owo Phillies won a year before that
lmao nice is that why the pirates suck?
>>149602212great hot corner play
Sneed Garrett didn't suck ass today
Mets need like 2 more insurance at least to win.
I FUCKING HATE THE METS AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149602246Not even close to there yet
>>149602173>mfw 2009 was 54 years ago
>>149602246If he's in for the 9th we lose 100%
>>149602263Tfw I was still young then D: 22 sure, but still! @_@;
>>149602018That is not proof; that is an assertion.
I say again, third-worlder, do you have proof?
>>149602282>Yankee Booner Dandy
>>149602282Why do the Yankees always settle on having the worst bullpen in baseball history?
>>149602227But the Yankees won it at a Mickey Mouse version of their stadium and currently they are on a 16 year drought for what? demolishing the original stadium for no reason? Yup. The Babe will never forgive what the team did to his house. 2009 already feels like a 100 years ago.
>Dicky Lovelady up in the pen
letโs score a few hundred runs here boys
>>149602112I gotta make my way to Camden Yards one day. I know it started the retro-modern stadium slop, but it always looked cool.
>post-injury weaver>effross>boone in charge of managing a bullpengg mest, fuck you.
THIRTY FIVE DUMPS CAREER HIGH
TIES JUNIOR BEFORE THE BREAK
USA USA USA
>aaron judge is the mvp frontru-
BIG DUMPAAAHHHH
Yeah imagine your team not winning the world series since 2009 haha..
>>149602319As soon as Hamilton came in you just knew he would blow it.
>>149602319Itโs a one run game and Sneed Carrots is closing thoughever :(
Digits and Metspies score an insurance run
>>149602314I'm still sad about losing Memorial stadium even this long ago >-<; also I hope my stadium stahps messing with the walls except Splash Zone
>>149602288just like accepting a presidential pardon or pleading no contest, it's an admission of guilt. them refusing to release the letter details is admission of their guilt
>>149602355Hang on, what are you referring to? *what* is an admission of guilt, what specific action?
>>149602053what you just said doesn't make sense. you always want to swing at breaking pitches, they are the easiest to launch, but you have to be aware they are a breaking pitch so you can square up the ball. fastballs are the worst pitches to swing at
>>149602055what's 'noid precious? what's NOID?
How in the flip is the Big Dumper hitting all of these homers?
>>149602383The dominos mascot? I unno
doyerpaco is seething again and attributing it to his fictional enemy of the week
>>149602385He MINDFUCKED the marine layer
>Volpe
>DJ LeMeh
Dominguez is the only worrisome batter here for the Mets
>>149602401I try to avoid the noid
>>149602376mets gonna make it TWO days
>>149602375https://www.mlb.com/news/mlb-yankees-statements-2017-letter
you're welcome, nufriend
>>149602408Itโs Garrett he will just walk the bases loaded for Judge
>Sneed Garrett to close it out in the 9th
>>149601566Why do they fight ham rather than the opposing team?
>>149602385Easy schedule mariners' stat padding
>>149602403excuse me, we go by doyerchads now
>>149602428Anti yankees propaganda ignore post
>>149602433They can only win against ham
>>149602435by your logic, shouldn't a doyer have the most home runs as they've played the most sub .500 teams
>>14960245727 rings miguel
>>149602465I'm a girl, tho
Thoughts on the July 4th hats? I think they are pretty cool. I might get one
digits and Garrett spills his spaghetti
kino
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ONE MORE OUT
ONE MORE OUT
ONE MORE OUT
how do teams like mets/yankees and dodgers/angels decide who gets to be the home team?
Itโs a shame this bullpen is so bad because Marcus Stroman overall did his job today.
At least we learned what we have in Jasson Dominguez
HOLY SHIT MCNEIL. not a fan of either of these kike teams but that's one of the best of the year
>>149602498one series at each ballpark every year.
is this the mest world series?
>>149602509don't they play in the same place?
27 rings you fucking Queens fags
>stankees
they lost lol!!!
Dansby
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLqI-7ABSD-/
>>149602527not a mest fag but this is cope
sneed
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DAAAAAAAAAA JAANKEEES LOSE
>>149602548Carried by mcneil
Itโs so over this team makes me want to kms
>>149602531so the mets play in New Jersey or something?
>White Sox v Rox at 5PM
Who is going to win this series, /mlb/?
Yankucks blew multiple multiple-run leads
Good day for Metsineriant baseball
>>149602562Flushing NY. The Nanny tv series :]
>>149602562Citi field is in new york
>FIVE. STRAIGHT. LโS
>BEST. TEAM. IN. BASEBALL.
Phillies lose
Yankees lose
Mets win
>>149602568i like this one
I formerly apologize to Sneed Garrett. Gg yaks.
smug
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Big Dumper juicing, isn't he?
>>149602471every team is wearing the same color? this is cringe embodied, just lazy
>Yankees are defeated (and later swept) by Canadians on Canada Day
>they are then defeated by the more sovlful NY team on the Fourth of July
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>149602592you mean formally right?
don't reply to doyerpacos
>>149602596He's just seein' da ball well.
Stop this Fucking Bullshit Ump! Immediately! We are coming for your Fucking jobs or careers if you keep this up! You will ALL be replaced by AI Umpires that can properly do their job! They won't just Fucking wake up and decide to change the strike zone you Cocksuckers!
>>149602569Personally? Hoping Popes team wins but that's just me ^-^; no offence to Rockies though lived a few years in Coloradawoo.
Are liquor stores still open this late on holidays? Asking for a friend
>>149602627Doyerpacos have ruined baseball
>>149602641Youโre welcome
>>149602562I wish, I would go to many more games if they did
>>149602615Yes alcohol and phoneposting got me
>>149602212Could Chapman have even made that play?
>>149602618what is this from
>>149602569White Sox are probably going to start their best lineups instead of the "get everyone at bats" lineups they have been doing.
>>149602660Phillies are the team of NJ
>didnt get shut out
cubs lost
>>149602657and how many in your life? or better yet, how many you remember watching
>>149602692they're the team of South Jersey
North Jersey is mostly Yankees, but many Mets fans
>>149602694Cubs lost that game?
>>149602637How do you wrongly call 25% of all strikes? How is that even remotely possible!? It's easy to be accurate on balls when everything is a Fucking strike!
>>149602642Rox have been kind of picking it up but Sox looked alright against the Doyers given their situation so you might get at least a series win there.
>>149602687This is definitely going to be treated like a mid-season world series by the two for sure.
>>149602719that is crazy isn't it
>>149602683Jennifer Love Hewitt
The Client List
S02E10
>>149602600Tbf heโs been dreadful lately. Today was a return to form.
dmo1
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DMO DID SOMETHING
At this rate the Yanks are getting overtaken by the Red Sox
>>149602637now that is an ump show
What does Keith Hernandez actually do that Michael Kay cannot?
>>149602749Better not! I want Oreos to get 4th at least, mebbe 3rd.
>>149602428woww that's crazy so the yankees cheated.
Any word on the other 28 teams? You simple bitch?
>>149602637Esterbrooks gonna look worse from todays game
The Bleacher Creatures need to do this if the losing streak continues into the Mariners series at home.
https://youtu.be/34QQ0P2Qk2c?si=tNC4Bu7RSeRae1OL
>>149602719you don't read all that well: only 5/54 balls in the strikezone weren't called strikes while 13/108 missed balls were accurate. the graphic is dumb in that regard
the top accuracy chart gets this stat correct, roughly 10% wrong.
>>149602732I approve of the JLH posting since yesterday
>>149602741The Mariners should go back to this blue and gold. Much better than navy/teal.
>>149602762Be funny and charming and appreciated by all.
The bright lights of Queens New York were too much for Judge.
Stance is key young padawan.
Kill all Caneโs sauce posters, behead whoppers, roundhouse kick ointment
>>149602774Lyon just entenred administration and were kicked out from the french league. They'd better not do that
you only know umps names if they are doing it right
>>149602774Based. Did it work though?
>>149602777autistic trips
>>149602788but why did he spit on the nazi and the computer hacker?
>>149602792I support this
>>149602637>>149602719>>149602777Anything over 2.5% ought to be unacceptable and indeed, sanctionable.
10% warrants a formal investigation for potential match fixing.
anyone else watching rangers/padres?