Thread 149608256

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don't reply to astromiguels

doyers

cornhole those doggy doos

go Sneks

jintsbros :(

'stros

Let's go Doyers!

The New England Dodgers!

ITT

Faggie doos

dodgers

hmmm

do the dodgers have an issue with pitching this year?

>>149608303
Yea an issue pitching a fit like a bunch of soft ass BITCHES lmao

>>149608303
seems like a problem with scouting, if we're being honest. can't throw money at all your problems

also rans can't into banter

i miss seeing games at the oakland coliseum, bros. best sound system in the league. knock down mt davis and modernize the park and you have a bay area dodger stadium without the hostile mexicans.

>>149608312
:^)

>>149608309
whatever happened to this nigga

Some minor league news. The Greensboro Grasshopper (PIT - High A) just pitched a combined perfect game!
https://x.com/MiLB/status/1941306718669111564?t=TQ5QgvDVB8DQeoy_2mmYHQ&s=19

why don't all pitchers throw 40mph? it's impossible to hit a home run off a 40mph ball

>>149608314
the fans that played instruments were unironically one of the only soulful things left about this league

>>149608314
it's a shithole just like the rest of oakland

>>149608302
is that Tanuki the japanese influencer

>>149608312
>doggie doos think banter is repeating the same three copeposts over and over again
kek drink your sippy cup bitch lmao

The whole point of the position player pitching is for fans to enjoy it. Shit doesn't work when you grab a guy like Rojas that nobody gives a fuck about and is #1 on the chopping block in case of a trade or call up

>>149608328
combined no hitters don't count

>>149608323
honing/powering up for the post season

>>149608303
>keep buying bums that are constantly on IL or rookies that shit themselves
>make your golden goose start pitching
>he starts batting worse
>the corpse that is the dodger's bullpen having to get dragged across the finish line by freddie, smith, and pages
KEKINI

doggie doos kek

>>149608336
I don't know but I'm pretty sure she's my waifu.

>>149608333
oakland sucks. but that ballpark had soul before team fire sales killed it.

>>149608328
how do you get a perfect game with an error?

My neighbors behind my house keep a dog in a cage out in the backyard who squeals and whines all the time

Fireworks just started going off and he sounds like he's fighting for his life

>>149608312 (You)
>doggie doos think banter is repeating the same three copeposts over and over again
kek drink your sippy cup bitch lmao

kek also ran cope everyone

>>149608323
GREATEST ROOKIE PITCHER OF ALL TIME
>4.76 ERA in 2 games, gets injured

>>149608361
call CPS

rally time!

>>149608338
>The whole point of the position player pitching is for fans to enjoy it.
how retarded do you have to be to believe this?

‘stros

2024 world champions my ass

don't worry guys they just have to get 18 runs to win

>>149608368
ain't it

>>149608339
they rarelt allow starters to throw more than 6 innings in the minors. But there was a complete game no hitter earlier this year in NH (a 7 inning shortened game due to rainout earlier).

What’s it like living in Houston?

>>149608361
report them to an animal rights org and they'll investigate and bring cops if need be

>Dallas Braden in the booth
Yay or nay?
He seems pretty genuine.

>>149608362
I'm the sippycup doyerpaco, that wasn't me.
poodrepacos can't meme thougheverbeit.

*wins one World Series since 1988*
>also ran cope everyone!

>>149608361
subhuman pieces of shit

>>149608357
the error was by the other team

>>149608384
I know. I'm just shitposting because what else is there to do now.

Noah Davis bros, are we ok? I'm about to give up a run.

Reminder that Shohei threw his best friend since childhood under the bus to cover up his gambling addiction and maintain his squeaky clean appearance.

Ohtani will hit a garbage time homer

>>149608396
call every also rans again!! Say you still win even when you lose again! POST MORE SOIJAKS I LOVE SOIJAKS!!!

>>149608361
you better report them and not be a faggot just making a onetime post

>>149608402
If only David Oritz had a interpreter...... Also Chadres!

>>149608392
that's not what the box score says

would mercilessly smash jenny cavnar tho

>>149608415
cry moar also ran!!!

>>149608427
only barely, they lost 16-0 earlier this year

this team just ain't it

Fireworks are spooking my kot :(

>Doyers finally face a team over 500 after weeks of beating up on trash
>get absolutely BTFO
LMAO

doyer announcers are just as dumb as their fans
>score is 18-1
>2 more outs and this kid will have his first save of his career
LOL

is verlander finished?

>>149608444
kinda weird to refer to your pet as a sex toy

>>149608450
He's not Japanese so yes

>>149608450
he was in 2023

>>149608424
read it again, slower

>>149608449
if you pitch the final 3 innings or more of a game in relief it counts as a save regardless of the score

OH HERE WE SO AGAIN. You're telling me the Houston hush-hush Astros just dropped a seventeen burger on the Dodgers on Fourth of july like it's 2017 all over again and we're just gonna act like their trash cans aren't micd up and wired into Elon Musk's Tesla fridge? I DON'T THINK SO, BUCKS.
This whole game smells fisher than a sardine smoothie in a bootleg jacuzzi. Christian Walker hitting lasers like he's got OPS tracking from the dugout, Allure looking like he's got Area 51 pitch data fed through an earpiece shaped like
a molar. Don't even get me started on that
suspicious dugout guy aggressively blinking in Morse code every time a curveball's coming.
And of course, the Dodgers gotta sit there all wide-eyed and flabbergasted like a pack of confused meerkats while the Astros launch another moonball off the Hollywood sign. You expect me to believe this is all clean? Nuh uh,
This ain't baseball, this is cheerball 2: Electric Bugaboo sponsored by Bang Energy and Bill Belichick."
Strip the 2017 title. Strip this game. Strip their gloves, bats, and that suspiciously humming Gatorade cooler. I don't care if it's been 8 years, want a congressional hearing and a lie detector hooked up to Dusty's toothpick.
Justice for Dodgers Fans. Justice for baseball.
And justice for all the innocenttrash cans that
suffered in silence.
#Bangbang2025 #TrashBangRedux
#stickyVickySpicy Suspicion

USELESS GOOK

Doggie doo pacos know they can just close the website at any time and don’t have to reply to everyone making fun of them, right?

>>149608447
She looks like she exclusively fucks AstroCHADS.

Fireworks are spooking my cat.
What do?

>>149608449
you should probably delete this, toid

>Ben Casparius
i think he is roman

>>149608478
what's toid precious?

>>149608471
this is a Dodgers general, and you are merely tolerated here. you know that, right?

gg asstros
see you tomorrow

Astros win!!
ggs Doyers
Holy BTA, this is the largest margin of loss for the Dodgers in Dodger stadium in history. See yal tomorrow for Hololive night.

>>149608303
As they ALWAYS do, and this was the most foreseeable one by far
>dude's name is literally Glass Now, is made of glass
>Boras pitcher, the most fragile substance known to mankind
>new twink Japanese guy that was already a known injury risk (I keep forgetting he even exists)
>gambling addict that they'll never actually let pitch for real
The only surprise is that Kershaw is alive still (and elite), I fully expected back spasms to take him out again. But then Gonsolin took his spot on the corpse pile

>>149608475
Never seen a cat get tripped out by fireworks before.

>>149608469
well said

>>149608497
No. I thought dogs only get scared of them

Ohtani has experience pitching against the Astros from his Angels day. The Dodgers will do fine tomorrow.

It honestly just goes to show that the Dodgers are offensive monsters. This is going to be a very scary team once they get their pitching staff in order.

23rd in ERA -> 1st in Standings (-22 rank swing)

Every team in the bottom 10 except for the Blue Jays (which lead their division and are in 7th place in the overall standings) and the Dodgers (#1) are nowhere to be seen in the top 10.

Yea, it sucks that we got wrecked tonight, but this team is only getting stronger with Glasnow/Snell (copium)/Muncy set to return soon.

>>149608256 (OP)
USELESS

>>149608491
>elite
the elite pitcher that gave up 4 runs in 3 innings to the literal worst offense in baseball?

>>149608475
>>149608497
>>149608504
My cat is terrified of fireworks. She freaks out and runs to go find somewhere to hide.
I have her in my room with her food/water and litterbox with my TV on playing some music and all the windows closed. She's chilling.

As a lifelong doyers fan of 364 days this one really hurt. Can’t imagine it’s ever been harder to be a fan of this team :(

>>149608508
he doesn't make it out of the first inning

>>149608497
There's usually five stray cats that I feed show up in my yard but they haven't showed up since the fireworks. This happens every year tho so no big deal.

>>149608488
I still cannot believe this hospital lineup just scored 18 runs against the dodgers at dodger stadium with taylor fucking trammell batting 8th. Could really be our year mang

>>149608509
who really cares? Muncy's injury is really the worst thing that's happened this season besides Evan Phillips needing TJ.

>>149608504
Same. My girlfriend's dog has snuggled tightly next to my leg and is shivering like crazy but the cats are just sleeping on the couch.

QRD on bangbang? Sounds like a Niner thing

>>149608517
Holy shit, Jays vs Dodgers WS confirmed. Get the Ohtanib owl ready.

>>149608485
This is /mlb/ not /btfo/

>>149608537
You just know we'll start playing worse once all our guys are healthy

It honestly just goes to show that the Astros are defensive monsters. This is going to be a very scary team once they get their hitting staff in order.

23rd in BA -> 1st in Standings (-22 rank swing)

Every team in the bottom 10 except for the Blue Jays (which lead their division and are in 7th place in the overall standings) and the Astros (#1) are nowhere to be seen in the top 10.

Yea, its great that we got to wrecked tonight, but this team is only getting stronger with Yordan/Pena set to return soon.

>>149608563
Literally my Yorkie

>they were displaying the national mental health hotline at the game
holy kek doyers

>>149608544
same, my dog is crashing out harder than the doggie doos kek and their fans rn :(

why the fuck are nike commercials on mlb tv calling soccer football

It’s ok Doyers. The giants are also getting gaped. #metoo

>>149608574
LMAO

>>149608551
you will always have to work extra hard and band together with other seethers you don't even like just to maintain equal footing with our sheer numbers

I need a girlfriend so bad it's torture for a guy

>>149608563
Yeah fuck those small dogs.

>>149608580
My two favorite sports are baseball and football (not the handegg mutt collide)

>>149608580
Because you americans don't care about that sport

>>149608527
Huh that's wild. I seriously thought cats were somehow unaffected.

>>149608563
it's like that joke about dogs sticking their head out the window of a car but getting mad when you blow on their face

>>149608591
True Americans don’t like divegrass

My stros!!! :)

>>149608592
Yeah, so call it soccer

Fuck it, ima go to Jolibee for dinner.

>>149608584
your “numbers” don’t know:
>Who Kirk Gibson is
>What a single vs a FC is
>How many games the NLCS is
>Literally anything about the dodgers from before 2024

>>149608586
you don't. you need a 19-year-old attention-addicted filipino femboy

>>149608517
>unironically using ERA vs seeding when you're playing one of the easiest schedules in the league
>get instantly exposed by teams with decent pitching like the Cubs, Phillies, and Astros while struggling against teams with above average pitching

>>149608618
and that's the glorious thing about our retarded frankenstein fanbase rn. they insulate the rest of us from more actively having to deal with all the rest of you shitbirds all the time.

He’s still replying oh kek

my ohtani glazing fatigue is only rivaled by my black and jewish fatigue.

>>149608517
not really worried about our pitching staff in the long run or not making it to the post season but these blowouts suck to watch just because it's shitty baseball. also copium, but I was at the games when we blew out the Yankees and the A's earlier in the season and you just lose interest in the game at some point, even shitposting isn't fun.

Don’t reply to baskinfag

also rans still coping oh kek

they actually still stand up and respect God Bless America being played at a stadium in California? I'll be damned.

>>149608626
it's a long season chud

>>149608639
>>149608649
Based baskinGOD have a reply!

It's July 5th, everyone wish Shohei a happy Birthday.

The genny is god awful this year jesus christ

>>149608655
I watched and enjoyed every moment of this game and I'm not a fan of either team

how do we cope with this one jays bros?

EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN 10-6!
BREAKING BAD IS STILL OVERRATED!

>>149608655
>not really worried about our pitching staff
15th in babip and 15th in xfip. they're as mediocre as they appear

>>149608671
i hope hololive loses

>>149608655
getting btfo here and there doesn't matter at all. staying healthy and on track is what matters. the team hasn't even been great at any point this season and still has the best record in the league.

>>149608672
you deserve this for not bullying the anime fags enough

>didn't care about my local team until 2022 when my roommate forced me to watch games
>we've sucked since them

>>149608676
How bout 'dem rags little doggie boy

>>149608674
glad for you, anon.

>>149608672
Doyersamas can’t laugh at themselves, they have to project a really gay air of superiority every time they get blown out (which seems to keep happening lol)

>>149608672

so make it better

Its so peaceful when the Dodgers get blown out and all their shitty bandwagon fans stop posting for a bit.

that funky muncy

>>149608703
I try to but everytime some motherfuckers spam the same 3 messages 50+ times

>>149608672
it's all the also ran shidding and pissing desu. buncha drowning betas trying to drag everyone else down with them.

>>149608701
poodrepaco projection

>>149608701
>Doyersamas can’t laugh at themselves
Name one franchise except perennial shitters that laugh when they get gaped

Doggie yucky stinky smelly ugly poopy nasty caca sippycup dookie doos KEK

Kek just remembered the Yankees are on a 5 game losing streak

LMFAO CHICANOS LEARN THEIR PLACE
EVEN /vt/ IS MOCKING YOU

>Giants getting BTFO
>Dodgers getting BTFO
Fuck California

>>149608675
remembering 2021 lol

>>149608381
The guy who lives there is literally a sheriff :(

>>149608722
Humility is good for you

>>149608733
Giants are getting blown by a California team though.

>>149608733
but the ones beating my jints are also still californians for now

>>149608722
>except perennial shitters
one world series since 1988. (The perennial shitters are better posters and less annoying than you fags btw.)

>>149608722
>doesn't shit on his team
can always identify the bandwagoners

>>149608747
>a California team though
no

>>149608731
Chicanos out, Tejanos in?

>>149608747
>>149608750
>for now
it is a homeless team

doggie doos kek

>>149608742
nobody is above the law

>>149608712
The bandwagoners are the ones who won’t stfu

>>149608671
"Happy birthday, you bitch"
~Adam Ottavino, 2021

What sort of record would the A's need to pull to land into wildcard spot #2 at the end of the year? how many wins?

>>149608351
If you are not black you have no chance.

A’sies

jintsbros we're showing a disgusting lack of patriotism with this pathetic display

>AL West obliterating the NL West
oh no no no no

Ohtani will be pitching tomorrow on his birthday at 4:15 pm PST. Don't forget to tune in.
>>149608402
Shohei's friend took advantage of the trust placed in him. Shohei is a victim of theft.

>>149608362
reddit bros, we in here? i am happy with the cleveland rebrand and i want to rebrand the braves because of racism. reddit bros, rise up

>>149608742
that's fucked up but still call an animal rights org. it's not an unusual story. this shit happens everywhere around the world all the time, even in so called shithole countries. If he's a piece of shit it doesn't matter what his job is he won't get away with it. You can do the right thing and give that dog a chance at a good life. There's nothing to be worried about and nothing but something better will come from it

>>149608807
you sarcasm falls flat

So jintjeronimos....
How is Devers doing so far?

>>149608801
>American league
Kino

It’s ok Doyers. The Jints and Dbacks are also getting gaped so you’re not alone tonight

>>149608787
>What sort of record would the A's need to pull to land into wildcard spot #2
49-23 for of the season

ON THE BOARD

sacramento is giants clay and you can hear it

Can anyone confirm or deny?

Now that I'm back from the fireworks festivities how did my DOYERS do-
>18-1
HOLY MOTHER OF DOG

>>149608846

yes

>>149608846
doyers got BTFO

>>149608846
No.

>>149608846
Maybe

>>149608832
i appreciate the answer. i think they'll do it.
LET'S GO OAKLAND

>>149608849
so was it a onetime thing or is this someone you might see again?

>>149608830
but you’re also rans NOOOOOOOOOO >:(

>>149608846
I don’t know

>Poodres only winner in the NL west
I would have been okay with getting blown out but this sucks extra bigly

>>149608860

she's kind of a space case, might be a one timer. nice little body though

>>149608846
Can you repeat the question?

>>149608859
>LET'S GO OAKLAND

>>149608846
Can you repeat the question?

>>149608812
>There's nothing to be worried about
It's obvious that I'm going to be the one who reports him.
Dude also gave us shit because we were pressure washing our roof while he was trying to sleep after working the night shift.

>>149608870
ah, well. dodging a bullet while still wetting the wick is a win.

>>149608873
You're not the boss of me now

Me when my teams gets blown out
>Ah shit happens we'll get them next time.

Dodger fans when their team gets blown out
>This is the literal worst day of my life. This team is dog shit, the season is over. Fire everyone, blow it all up. Sell the team

Diamondback lost? They should give back Geno.
Dodgers lost? They should give back Teo.
Giants lost? They should give back Robbie.

>>149608848
It's Ohtani's birthday in Japan anyways, you'll bounce back. This is from his home prefecture of Iwate.

>>149608586
I'll let you fuck my butt and I'll put on a pink skirt and thigh highs. Some of your RL loved ones might be down for that too. Do you have a brother?

>>149608874
i fucking hate him so much. he's jewish, isn't he?

>>149608898
Dodger fans when their team gets blown out
>They're treating this like their World Series. We're resting our bullpen. We're going to rape them next game. And if they win? It's just a regular series, they're treating this like the World Series. We know who REALLY won
FTFY

>>149608848
Sorry about that, but my Chadres won! Slowly, but surely....

>>149608898
if you're browsing reddit, maybe. you wouldn't do that, would you anon? suspicious spacing you used there.

>>149608886

what else is july 4th for?

point and laugh >>149608515

My wagie workplace made some bombass burgers today. Sometimes it’s not too bad being a functioning alcoholic wagie.
How was your 4th espee?

>>149608915
what time is the parade tomorrow?

>>149608915
Don’t forget
>also ran
>also ran
>also ran
>also ran
>also ran
>mlb can’t handle the banter
>also ran

>>149608922
I ate a ton of cookies. Drank a liter of soda and had some decent burgers as my neighbors set off fireworks. It was nice.

>>149608922
My team got dogwalked by our memesis

>>149608907
>including the dog
holy reddit

>>149608878
I'm serious. You should tell everything you're saying here to people with an animal rights group. They are serious people who deal with a lot of difficult situations and have a very large network of individuals from different backgrounds that will help. I can understand your apprehension and fear, but it sounds like this guy will be a problem regardless. If you let other people know what's going on there is a good chance things will be better in the long run even if it might be stressful at the beginning.

>>149608922
Was good >my team won, grilled some meat, now I’m smokin a j and trying to comfort my dog, lookin for a kino to watch

Can you please shut the fuck up.

my team lost but at least it was 18-1 bad

>>149608948
i endorse this bit

I heard the Astros are the Dodgers of the AL so from now on I'll be rooting for the Astros after tonights game!

kek doggie doos

doyerpacos seething so hard kek

do any of your commentators ever slip up and say oakland when they're playing or talking about the a's? i can picture manfred kvetching

IT BEGINS

>>149608965
geoff blum routinely says indians and gets reprimanded

>>149608965
happens all the time

>>149608945
Watch In Bruges

why is the crowd in sac town majority giants fans?

>>149608969
kinda based ngl

>>149608965
Giants announcers did it several times earlier in the year

>>149608970
>toid rekt by bbc

>>149608975
Rape this retard

>>149608970
there's been a lot of 3rd base injuries this past few weeks. Jazz and Springer getting throated, Muncy broken ankle, and just today Adell got his nose broken at 2nd. They're about to ban the head first slide

>>149608972
who is your guy? the mets or yanks guys (where i am) never really slip up.

>>149608974
the poodle staring at him made me burst out laughing the first time I watched it

>>149608975
Fuck you!

>>149608970
‘toid relaxed around a ‘groid

>>149608980
stfu faggot

If I was an Oaklandite I'd never root for the giants cause their sack of shit owner voted to move the A's. Same thing if the white sox ever leave.

>>149608994
you're mad. did i touch the third rail by noticing the crowd or some shit?

>>149608987
Same. It's a great movie, I liked Seven Psychopaths too.

>>149609001
Wasn't planning to

>>149609013
Based. Keep your head up.

>>149609001
and also, oakland gave SF san jose (or fremont, i forget which) rights region for free to entice the giants to stay in the bay. then when the A's explored a stadium there the giants wouldn't give it back because they wanted the A's gone. the giants are fags.

>>149609001
All 30 owners voted to allow the move. Nobody wanted to say, "Hey, if I want to do something with my team later, remember that I said no to another owner doing what they want".

Fuck yuppies and fuck Frisco

>jenny cavnar
she have hot feet?

>>149609019
the oakland coliseum was a dope ballpark. fuck the haters.

>>149609016
Different owners for both teams. The guy who gave the original owner of your used car $100 can't demand it back from you.

just saw the doyer score, toid status?

gg las oaklamento

Guess we’re just gonna pretend the As owner wasn’t part of the problem

my trashtros won that game btw

>>149609031
Sure, but it doesn't make the giants "Oaklands team"

pacos seething

>>149609045
I don't give a shit about that. Oakland can thizzface while watching Ballerz games on channel 44.

doyerpacos continuously seething lmao

ok miguel

>>149609062
daws open mane

what happened tonight, did someone win the world series?

>>149608940
The only thing is that he'll try to ICE us or something out of spite. We are all citizens except for my dad.
But I'm sure if I tell my other backyard neighbor about it he'll be willing to report it on my behalf. I'm sure he also hears the poor dog. He's a solid boomer who probably won't gaf for being a snitch. He gives us eggs all the time from his chicken coop
Thanks anon. I'll figure something out for sure.
Happy 4th

It's scummy how the giants ownership treated the A's even if the A's ownership wasn't the greatest. Relocations are gay as fuck and always increase entropy.

>The Toronto Blue Jays have a higher W-L differential than a run differential
Can't believe there were people actually taking this stat seriously as an indication of anything last year

>>149609100
do it for the dog and do it for yourselves also. there is plausible deniability with more people involved. gl anon and happy 4th to you also. I'm rooting for you.

kek what living rent free in empty skulls does to mother fuckers also rans eternally btfo

>>149609100
>We are all citizens except for my dad.
shiiit, be careful. hoping the best for you, your family, and little pupper.

>>149609100
>We are all citizens except for my dad
does he have papers though?

>>149609097
someone definitely lost their world series, in blow out fashion to boot

>doyerpacos going to get deported by ICE
kek how many will get deported this week end with Hololive and Gold cup?

>>149609101
Look, basically the A's and Oakland were in a marriage that went south. Blaming the Giants for their divorce has just never made sense at any point in Fisher's decision to leave.

>>149609097
No the Doyers just got btfo by the first team with a winning record they've faced in weeks. Pretty par for the course night all things considered.

My ass hurts...
Go dodgers

Yankees had it worse than the Dodgers

Sacramento is a strange city for a team. That city is beyond soulless.

dodgers still won

>>149609218
Wtf are you saying retard it has a lot more soul than every other non california western city

>>149609218
sac might be a little boring but it has a lot of old-timey gold rush history that they cherish.

>>149609245
won the KWABOTY award

doyers won that game

can't spell paco without cope

Flyovers be like “oh yeah have you tried fried cheese tho?” lmao

>>149609218

what are my dos/donts when i'm there in september?

>>149609218
More soul than Lost Vegass

>>149609309
nah, still tony

Can’t spell Mississippi without “I miss pp’s” lmao buncha gaymos

>>149609365
‘toids do be like that

Vegas doesn’t deserve sports teams. Actually, scratch that. The Golden Knights are alright. If Vegas gets major sports teams, they should be expansion teams. Raiders belong in California. Same goes for the As.

Imagine naming your city after this guy lmao

also rans be like we can't win when it truly matters but we're still jubilant and sheeeit lmao

>Logan Webb is a latinachad
BASED

>>149609142
Get a new line! I see almost every salty doyers fan post this shit on every Padres fan social media non-stop lmao

>>149609416
damn what a waste of aryan genes

WHO /CHINITA/ HERE

>>149609464
?

>>149609440
>>149609416
>https://youtu.be/Dc40YciUHBM?si=Fnev2gfuWgRFK-Wg

>>149609440
have you seen her? he scored bigly

Stars and stripes bikini is so sexually aroused, why?

Manfred definitely brought out the juiced balls today, right?

gn mariners nation

>>149609467
Fumina Suzuki

>>149609482
That’s what ur mum said lel

The poodres are winning the division aren't they...

Doyerpaco is still embarrassing himself, and he doesn’t know how to crop a photo kek

>>149609512
>copyright 2015
How bogged is she now?

>>149609335
West Sacramento is a different city than Sacramento.
Sacramento has some cool shit to do if you like museum and stuff, West Sacramento not so much

>>149609480
my italian-born friend says the same thing, dude grew up around brunette smokeshows including his now-wife but always used to say he couldn't think of anything hotter than a classic american blonde wearing an american flag bikini

>>149609496
Not with that shit ass offense they have, no. If they can buy a catcher that can slug or at least trade Cease and Suarez, Arraez maybe for some good prospects, we can sneak in a playoffs.

>>149609539
Babe, come to bed. You promised sex time if the padres won

>Chadres beat the rags
very cool Padres, very cool

>>149609480
Horizontal stripes make breasts appear larger. You see this with dresses.

>>149609536
Correct.

>>149609563
kek

doggydoos kek

>>149609561
oh dear, it appears some pesticide has been sprayed on your bikini bottom miss... I guess you need to take it off~

>>149609309
What a KWABOTY looks like, a butt?

>>149609563
Apologize.

>>149609544
Sigh… I’m coming.

>>149609577
basically

lmao

>>149609579
my bad Jamie, I didn't mean it

>>149609591
Thank you.

Daydream
I fell asleep amid the flowers
For a couple of hours
On a beautiful day

>>149609536
I see, but I've always wondered, what do average Americans think about the Stars and Stripes bikini? I feel like some people might think it's an insult to their cherished national flag.

>>149609604
Fuck no. It’s hot and patriotic

Anyone ITT completed a 9/9/9
Also, does it count as a 9/9/9 if you complete it in extra innings?

>>149609604
a Japanese-themed bikini with the red circle over the tits and pussy sounds hot as fuck

>>149609615
no, and no

>>149609615
I could clear 9 drinks in 9 innings ez pz
when you make those drinks beers or add the hot dogs I have no chance
Also, no it does not

>>149609611
I understand, I'll masturbate without hesitation in the future.

>>149609622
>I could clear 9 drinks in 9 innings ez pz
>when you make those drinks beers... I have no chance
bro anybody could drop a shot at the top of each inning and chase it down for the next 15-20 minutes, the challenge is about the volume and I ain't no joey chestnut

Fuck Jannies, love America, let’s go Mets USA! USA! USA! USA!!

>>149609636
I see nipples! I’m teeeeeeeelling!

>>149609622
See I wasn't sure if the 9 innings was about having it as a time limit or about being able to last a full 9 innings

>>149609635
you really do need to be 300 lbs+ to do it right

>>149609652
>>149609643
>>149609636
Damn this is disappointing. She looked better with the top on.

I could do the 9 beers in 9 innings but probably couldn't do more than 5 o 6 dogs

Thank you God for giving us these sexy pictures on Independence Day. Glory to America.

>>149609660
Those tits are perfect anon

Alcohol and pornography are bad for you

>>149609687
porn fucking rules

>>149609604
Literally nobody here thinks that except those that hate bikinis in the first place. No red-blooded conservative man is going to tell a woman to stop disrespecting the flag if she's in a flag bikini. It's only seen as disrespectful if you purposely destroy / cut up / etc. the flag as a sign of protest. However, it is sort of weird to wear it as its own outside of specific holidays.

>>149609700
Thank you very much for learning about the inside of America.

>>149609723
yw

I'd imagine an american girl wearing one on vacation to another country is begging to be stared at and hit on

For me, it's '80s gym bunnies.

>>149609750
Got any with sexy dude butts like in MLB?

>>149609745
doubt anyone but some redneck chicks might wear them other than for stupid photo shoots

doggie doos kek

>>149609804
hahahahahaha

Good thing I had plans for the holiday
GGs Astros, cya tomorrow

>>149609750
I wonder how many of those ride Arnold's cock

80s was when his Hollywood career blew up

Conan the Barbarian (1982) with a sequel in 1984
The Terminator (1984)
Commando (1985)
The Running Man (1987)
Predator (1987)
Twins (1988)
Total Recall (1990)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)

The Houston nigger faggots cheating nigger faggots

>>149609867
gonna cry?

>>149609836
My favorite gay club has the big naked dance party tomorrow night. We going to be swinging our cocks all over the dance floor slapping them into each other's cocks etc
Sunday I'll be at the naked pool party at the gay country club

>>149609875
prolly your mom false flagging again after the crew didn't pay her the 20 dollars promised for the gangbang

>>149609887
will you be bringing the wife and kids

>>149609887
Based Doyerpaco

>>149609899
It was $2K promised. She got cummed on or in constantly for 5 hours straight with hard cocks pounding all her wholes the whole time. Her butthole is still trickling blood

>>149609913
My son is coming for the first time (he turned 21 a couple months ago). He plans to go naked on just a Padres jersey unbuttoned a cut all sexy to show off this stomach and arms
The wife, she's cool enough to support my secret gay life but she just likes watching me and another guy in our bedroom humping each other's buttholes and kicking each other's cocks, that's about it

>>149609952
lol you're the coolest dad ever, dad

>wait a minute I’m talkin bout…
>America!
>Sweet… America
>y’know god done shed his grace on theeeeeee!
>heeeee-heeee-heeeee crowned thy good, yes he did
>with brotherhood
>from sea to shining sea!

>>149609987
soi faces!

It's midnight on the West Coast which means it's time for /MLB/ anal hour.

*>>149609987
Bares my button and spreads my ass cheeks wide*

There are people from the midwest who post in this thread who have been drinking the same dogshit pabst blue ribbon and miller lite every day for the last 20 years and still have the nerve to talk shit about the best coast

If your cock is both 1) gorgeous and 2) the size of a Large Submarine Sandwich, then your are invited the the 2025 /MLB/ summer party in Vegas

I'm jorkin it with my Jose Altuve World Series Ring replica rn

>>149610093
>FUCK THAT SHIT!
>PABST BLUE RIBBON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUIeX6UCT8

Nobody at the park
Nobody on the bleachers
I smell it in the air
The trough was out of reach
Empty Waveland, empty seats
They lose their games alone
I'm driving to the North Side
The place that you call home but

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
You've got your lip full of dip and your
Eyeblack is on baby
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

They rarely even have fucking night games
I wonder if they're just a dream
Remember how they played so lazy?
Remember how they made you scream?
Now I don't understand what happened to their gloves
But babe I'm gonna get free beers
I'm going to show the boys what I'm made of

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
I see them running real slow and
Swinging for strike one
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

Out on the road today
I saw a Boys Town sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said
"Don't look back at the car full of fags"
I thought I knew what >cusb were
What did I know?
Pissboi has gone to fangraphs
I should just let him go but

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
You've got your pants pulled down and your
Clark hanging out baby
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
You've got chaw in your maw and your
Mascara's running baby
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone
Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 12:20:12 No.104094126 ViewReport
It's Tuesday so I rewrote a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8L9G2_lhno

Nobody at the park
Nobody on the bleachers
I smell it in the air
The trough was out of reach
Empty Waveland, empty seats
They lose their games alone
I'm driving to the North Side
The place that you call home but

>yuro /sp/ hours
yuck

I demand a do-over and I'll have it by gum

'storos got ya seethin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUIeX6UCT8

Nobody at the park
Nobody on the bleachers
I smell it in the air
The trough was out of reach
Empty Waveland, empty seats
They lose their games alone
I'm driving to the North Side
The place that you call home but

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
You've got your lip full of dip and your
Eyeblack is on baby
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

They rarely even have fucking night games
I wonder if they're just a dream
Remember how they played so lazy?
Remember how they made you scream?
Now I don't understand what happened to their gloves
But babe I'm gonna get free beers
I'm going to show the boys what I'm made of

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
I see them running real slow and
Swinging for strike one
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

Out on the road today
I saw a Boys Town sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said
"Don't look back at the car full of fags"
I thought I knew what >cusb were
What did I know?
Pissboi has gone to fangraphs
I should just let him go but

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
You've got your pants pulled down and your
Clark hanging out baby
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

I can C-U-S-B rotting in the sun
You've got chaw in your maw and your
Mascara's running baby
I can tell you your >cusb will surely not be strong
After the toilet boylets have gone

>>149610205
Ataris better

Real ‘toid hours. Just glad they’re not seething over my Mets

>>149610233
Ataris better

I can seethe you
your browneye shining in the sun

>one of the doyer announcers started coping with cheating accusations
Kek how assmangled do you got to be to bring that shit up when the whoop ass is happening in your own stadium?

I can sneed you
you’re feed & seedin in the sun
You got the top pulled back and you’re
Formerly chuckin with everyone

>>149610285
Oral Sucksguyser kek

Turns out you can only buy one championship with money in MLB and then you get exposed as bandwagon frauds supporting a team that wants all of America destroyed via illegal immigration

out on the road today
I saw a toid dyin out in a cadillac

Oral Sucksguyser KEK!

>>149610341
Oral Sucksguyser!!

>>149610337
a little voice inside my head said
"population growth, you will never have it back"

cheaters gonna cheat

>>149610335
>illegal immigration
Mexicans
>legal immigration
Pajeets
Yeah, I’ll take tacos over street shitting and constant horny rape-y jeets any day of the week.

>>149610285
https://x.com/AhikamJr/status/1941320617049092341

he tried to walk it back, said it was tipped pitches, but the cope was real

>>149610354
Oral
>>149610355
Sucksguyser

Orel's a midwit but cheaters acting outraged doesn't play

>>149610341
>the Astros coasted to an 18-1 win in the opener of a high-profile, three-game series.

>The proceedings got bad enough that Dodgers fans began chanting "Start the fireworks!"

>>149610384
>>149610354
start the fireworks

stolen valor will always be seen as such
thread/

>>149610428
flex your muscles

>>149610428
have you started the fireworks, paco?

>>149610450
there is no upside to arguing with trashcans. you only end up getting dirty and the trashcan enjoys it.

>>149610464
Start

>>149610464
the

>>149610464
fireworks

>>149610464
sneed

Gonna knock out, have a nice sleep fellow Chadstros and non doyerfags. Doyercucks, maybe tomorrow it’ll be more of a game instead of belt to ass.

Gonna knock out, have a nice sleep fellow Chadstros and non doyerfags. Doyercucks, maybe tomorrow it’ll be more of a game instead of belt to ass.

>>149610464
formerly

>get spanked
>they must be cheating!
baby shit soft fans

>get spanked
>they must be cheating!
baby shit soft fans

>doyertrans reverting to elementary level mimicking
El Em Ef Ay Oh

>>149610358
Why are all the Dodgers broadcasters such whiny little bitches? I never hear of other team's broadcasters being like this but there are multiple examples from the Dodgers of their broadcasters just whining and bitching and shitting on the opposing team and their players. They're really huffing their own farts in there.

>>149610606
soft franchise
soft fans
soft city

Breaking Bad is overrated

why do also rans constantly crave attention? we see you and know you exist. it's not personal. embrace your status and make peace with it. we have higher goals than you, that's all.

>>149610634
The Sopranos > The Wire > Six Feet Under > The Leftovers > Oz > Breaking Bad

dodgers still won that one homie if you dodgers you never lose we never lose

>dodgers dodging responsibility like they dodge ICE
KWAB

>>149610660
I know that's right

>>149610660
Oz ain’t it

>>149610713
I never watched it. I just remember all the promos made it look like a prison soap opera.

>>149610285
>t-they're cheating
>but only against our team

that funky muncy

newfag here, how important are mlb coaches compared to nfl/cfb ones? i cant even tell what they do

>>149611164
They're literally the Red Sox.

>>149611186
much less important than that, but still important enough that a bad one will doom you and a good one can save you

most important things they do are manage the bullpen and the bench and call specific base running or hitting plays that need coordination between multiple players

>>149611186
>>149611249
I should say this is about what the manager does in-game since I was assuming you were talking about them like nfl head coaches. the other coaches in the dugout are specialists, and they along with the manager do a lot of their work with the players outside of games.

>>149608608
I want to fuck Filipino men. They're a bunch of sexy Latino-Asians.

They are the only Asians with Latin American ancestry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

>>149611312
Go Jays!

Today, I meet the Mets!

>>149608256 (OP)
is this real?

barry bonds has the highest number of home runs in a season right but what does that look like per game? Was it like 2 out of 4 bats per game were homeruns?

Should I shit now or at citifield?

Hell yeah dude.

Imagining myself standing up in my england footie shirt and shouting GOD SAVE THE KING for a bit of banter

>>149611249
>>149611309
i didnt even know that they called specific runs or hitting plays. given how hard it is to hit a ball going 100 miles a fucking hours i figured the majority of on-field decisions were up to base coaches helping players avoid outs whenever they happened to get hits
>the other coaches in the dugout are specialists, and they along with the manager do a lot of their work with the players outside of games.
im guessing the biggest example of that (outside of actual practice) is using analytics to help pitchers decide on the series of balls they pitch to certain players?

Whatever happened to Tim Anderson?

Hololive night tonight!!

>>149611830
He couldn't turn crip so he turned folks

>also rans
kek

Tick tock 'Manitybros....

>Dodgers get blown out
Ah, life is good.
>Cardinals give up eight homers to the Cubs
Damn it...

>>149612409
Give it up for dem cubbie bearzzzzz

>>149611579
Did you say “Hi, Mets!”?

gm

>>149612409
Let's send Mikolas back to the Yomiuri Giants.

kek doyers kek
dont worry pacos at least you could beat the white sox

>>149612745
Why are schedule babies so sensitive?

asterisks and hangers on really do be acting like one dodger blowout is their world series lol

DOGGIE DOOS KEK

>>149612773
worst lost in dodgers stadium on America's birthday against America's team.

>>149612825
americas team? idk about that. dodgers are mexicos team.

ASStros

>>149612825
Yankees and Cubs are “America’s teams” from each league.

gm

Gaystars? GAPED.
Miura? SACKED.
Bauer? FARMED.
Yokohama Ginkō? OPEN.

>>149612898
imagine cheating and then mocking the individual you cheated afterward. truly the bottom of the barrel organization that rosters the lowest of the low.

>>149612898
I'm so sad that you think this is funny and have such a low level of intelligence. I've reported you.

You see this is the part where I would say worry about the Red Sox, but after that one trade? We should BOTH worry about the Dodgers.

>>149613015
announcing you reported someone is a bannable offense

>>149613015
and you should delete your post just to be safe

for me, its da fat mets

>>149613039
>>149613071
Thank you, kind anonymous, for letting me know. I'll remember this.

remember these nuts draggin across your face

Sex with yankmarias

>>149613304
where are her breasts

>>149613337
She is a distinguished female. Intelligence is more attractive than sex appeal.

someone pls remind the jays how to lose
it's freaking me out, bros

Dogs own ya azz

I came as soon as I heard the news
that gura withdrawal is fucking insane

>>149613653
In English please

i never heard of gura before so i just googled it
kys

>>149613881
forgot my face
also i dont remember this mascot at all

Dwight's Ox can haz Worlds Eries????

my dwight ox win da eries :D

kek doyerpacos

NO KINGS!!!

>>149613895
its slop you tard

dodgers did that on purpose bro for entertainment purposes

>>149614099
How did you stage that picture? It looks just like pepe

Tick tock 'umans....

>>149614126
youre seeing things again. meds

>>149614128
kek
>humanoids

>>149614128
>'umans think they can make a change or have a choice
kek wheeze

a ten run 6th?

nu
>>149614308
>>149614308
>>149614308

>>149614317
>>149614317
>>149614317
Nu

>>149612702
gm