Thread 149612145

poort v bane
saints v hawks

bum

Iggs

poo

HEAVE HO UNNA

We are Geelong, the greatest team of all
We are Geelong; we’re always on the ball
We play the game as it should be played
At home or far away
Our banners fly high, from dawn to dark
Down at Kardinia Park

>>149612156
This.

your taxes pay me to sit around all day playing games, watching anime and movies and having sex

anon promised webms of obese women squeezing into activewear gym pants. Still waiting...

big girl bum on my head

>>149612181
Do you have a car to drive to the brothel or does mum drop ya off?

my head on big girl bum

>>149612188
none of them are fat enough

>>149612196
i ride a bike you dumb cager

>>149612188
>Chatgpt gave straffo thongs
why?

>>149612218
based bikecunt

>>149612188
why did it add a troon?

>>149612223
knows he's too fat to tie shoes

>>149612147
I thought methheads were meant to be thin though?

fuck I hacve depreesion

>>149612262
girl with the thigh boots is getting me hard

do normies really just sit around a fire and talk to each other

>>149612283
It's just millennial things, you wouldn't understand.

>>149612283
yeah but only after a few lines

I reckon an /afl/ campfire would be good fun

based dad humour ken

>>149612283
aren't we more or less doing that now but instead of a fire we're all huddling around the glow of our computer/phone screen

>>149612188
>So much fat they added an extra person
lol

10 more for Ken

Would you guys take $70 million to be paralysed with limited movement in your upper body?

>>149612314
same

>>149612353
no

>>149612353
no

>>149612283
not me i don't

>>149612314
>>149612355
Can't wait to push some of you cunts into the fire.

>>149612353
no i could just fake it and get 70 million from the NDIS

>>149612393
tribe nonce

>>149612353
I'd consider it atleast I'd have an excuse for the way I am

>>149612320
never thought of it like this

>>149612393
hes jewish

>>149612393
Are the arms of glasses meant to touch your head at all? Floating all the way until they touch your ears look silly desu.

>>149612403
This guy is the dweeb who sits downwind.

I like watching those police videos from America how come there are never Australian ones

what's it like having a partner who barracks for a different club?

Moutain Mama take me hoooooooooooome.

Had a loose smelly post binge drinking shit, really sprayed the bowl down good. Now having cold fried chicken and Bulliet Rye burboun for brekkie. Also it looks like Brisbane is back on the march. Got my Anon cunts for the bantz. Life is good right now. Soon the house will be getting up and it will all go down hill. The missues will start cleaning and acting like she did not get drunk at all last night and I'm the first man to ever get drunk in the world.

>barracks
Victorians are so king vringe

SAM POWELL PEPPER HAS DONE HIS KNEE ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>>149612434
I will end you, cunt.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751341007554724.webm

Dadza is making funny sounds think it's a stroke

watch out lads rulesperg is out for blood!

I showed dadza my penis last night and he had a stroke

whenever i go to the shoping center i always think how i could just pull out a knife like that guy in bondi and nobody could do anything about it
you could easily kill a dozen people if you go for women, children and the elderly

Lads, Cameron just posted

>>149612597
I would fucking deck you

>>149612612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t69XMB-PINM

no you would not

>>149612597
If you're going for kills driving a lorrythrough a parade is seemingly the best

is kai lohmann related to kath mclaughlain

yep not sure if it was touched before the line please check

>>149612314
shotty playing ivan milat iykwim haha

could kill more people easier with $10 of petrol

practising my social skill with chatgpt

>>149612644
>that mma fag that gave him a calf kick

>>149612283
no but steven flame iykwim haha

if brisbane get 6 more points they will have 100 points and most likely win

>>149612597
All well and good until you step on some blood and slip.

So Anons Djokovic or Kekmanovic on Center Court today at Wimbledon?

>>149612353
$70 million isn't any good if you can't enjoy it.

Oh my god I just want to hurt someone. I want to violently rip someone to pieces.

I would highhjack one of the cruise liners and sail it into summint

>>149612812
I think there's medication for this.

>>149612838
yeah a bullet to the head

>>149612650
Depends if you want to be flashy or not and the time frame.
There are chemicals you could make and then "spill" in high traffic areas that would easily kill hundreds/thousands over the next year or two, but you'd also an hero in the process of making them.

>>149612353
nah $70m would put me out of touch with the dinky di true blue aussie battlers who post ITT and are only parlyised in the head

i first started watching footy in 2004 and i have a burning hatred for port adelaide

94-72

>>149612353
upper body no, but you could reduce that to 7 million and change to condition to losing the function of my legs and i would

I wanna suck all the dicks in the world

>>149612812
Meet me at the macca's ay Linton St. right by the Gabba after the match. I'll heem you good and proper.

The first to 100 usually wins

>>149612869
based micksperg's friend

on the cheeses

First team to 100 usually wins.

Besides the last 10 mins of the 1st qtr port havent been that bad tbqhwy

When I was in primary school we visited a mosque and they even taught us how to pray lmao

>>149612952
U sure about that?

>>149612974
yes well those last 6 or so goals in the 1st qtr is the difference in the game

>>149612393
you just NOSE iykwim haha

>>149612974
U sure about that?

uhh bane bros????

>>149612890
based my ex-missus (while I was with her)

>>149612970
When I was in primary school we said the Lord's Prayer every week before assembly.

>>149612890
hey mum i didn't know you posted here

when I was in school we had to chant "may god bless you" each time we said good morning to a teacher

>>149612890
go pies

I have a feeling Jews actually respect antiseptics like they're on the opposing team but they can admire your skill level in pattern recognition

when i was in 1st grade we had to sing the national anthem before we could leave
i'm still angry about it to this day to have that level of nationalistic indoctrination on 6 year old children

>>149612999
Yeah I'm pretty sure between Ashcroft and Andrews the Lions got this.

>>149613032
no they dont at all they are a highly paranoid people with no honour what so ever. Respecting your enemies is for people with honour.

Look up how many ancient tribes they basically genocided.

>>149613032
Wouldn't that contradict all the nonsense about Goyim that I read on here?

>>149613053
Imagine doing that every single day like the yanks do.

>>149613053
According to my sister my 6 yr old niece at her school they do welcome to country every day.

(my sister likes it)

The lions jumper looks like they got their ass out from the back

one time inferred really loud in class and all the kids laughed at me so much

>>149613086
Sounds pretty comfy. I always say "I'm home" when I arrive home but no one ever says "Welcome back" ;_;

>>149613088
A diversion tactic for Travis boak

>>149613086
Holy fucking kek I see like signs with abo shit outside schools too

when I was at kapooka we would go to the church on a sunday and there was one song they would play and everyone would scream 'JESUS' and you had no idea why until eventually you were the one screaming 'JESUS' and confusing all the freshcazblowie red tabs who just rocked up

>>149613083
Watch it bloke or we might not sell you our submarines.

>>149613086
you need to rape correct your sister

how do you called to afl?

HEEEEEYYYYYY HEY BAILEY
OOOOO AHH
I WANNNA KNOOOOOOWWWWW

>>149613112
No I dont think ill be doing that

>>149613116
i employ telephone

>>149613116
Hmmm?

Are the Brethrens allowed to use televisions/computers/smartphones* nowadays? Back when I was a kid they were all thought of as evil so the brethren kids needed to sit outside of the lesson.

*smartphones didn't exist back then, but they're kinda important now.

>>149613097
the phrase you are supposed to say is "tadaima" and the other person would say "okaeri"

The Tour de France is on, lads

when i was at school we had 30 minutes of bible studies each morning where we learnt how multiplying the cubits of the tabernacle could be used to predict the end times

>>149613144
What about when you walk into someone else's home?

>>149613083
Whats wrong with instilling patriotic values

>>149613116
good morning saar

>>149613097
iktfb

AFLW loses the AFL $50m each year

>>149613141
read this as Breretons at first

>>149613146
How long until they get to the last 10kms?

>>149613158
you say 'ore ha haiteiru kisama'

in assembly the version of the national anthem they played was this abo themed remix with clap sticks and didgeridoo

>>149613167
A long while yet, they've got ~1600 to go

just took a cialis

>>149613158
Shitsurei shimasu

>>149613168
honton?

>>149613141
i worked in a Brethren office. loads of them in the construction industry. they have no problem using technology to make a buck

>>149612188
all these people have had sex besides poor straffo

They should have made it a cup to commemorate Robert Walls.

The Coward's cup rolls off the tongue better than the Coward's medal.

>>149613175
derp 160

>>149613160
because loving your country unconditionally is a fucking retarded concept
you will never own a home
you will never have a virgin wife
you will never have children
your country will be flooded with shit skins
you will become a second class citizen
what is there to feel patriotic about? because a bunch of retarded proto boomers were tricked into dying on a beach half the world away to secure shipping lanes for the remnants of a crumbling empire on the other side of the world?

>>149613181
ほんとんです。

lol

bunch of fucking nippongo wakarimasing bloody otaku

>>149612650
applied for 72 in paradise yet mate
>>149612861
applied for PPE yet mate
got a receipt iykwim hah jk unless

>>149613205
I know where you live.

>>149613197
It became like this due to a lack of patriotism

>>149613206
what the fuck is this meant to be

just saw the tom lynch heem

>>149613217
we can play cod zombies and trackmania

>>149613097
>>149613144
Need to get and train a bird. They live roughly as long as you.
>>>/wsg/5915654

>>149613231
Your verdict?

>>149613219
I disagree it started to go wrong when human rights where given to flora and fauna IMHO

not a single game so far has had a margin <4 goals

>>149613239
its just not cricket

Absolutely shit season of footy, absolutely fuck all upsets and the top 8 has almost already been set

>>149613236
Kawaiiiii :3

>>149613256
Swans will beat Adelaide tomorrow quite comfortably. There's your upset.

>>149613236
what the fuck this bird mogs me and i studied for ten years

>>149613246
Well you see it's the top 9 teams vs the bottom 9 teams

my life would be ten thousand times better if I was half as attractive as Josh Battle

>>149613236
dumb bird says the line before the denwa rings lol
https://youtu.be/O1y2s9vFudg?si=C97Ylg5He7iTT8IA

>>149613282
if the favorite won every single time bookies would be out of a job

>>149613271
swans are favoured vs fremantle
your post is all fucked and you need to have a good hard look at yourself

>>149613256
enjoyed watching gold coast become more consistent, hawks and richmond have been fun to watch, sydney struggling with depth and blooding new players has been interesting, enjoyed watching adelaides younger players start gelling. Theres heaps of other good shit I reckon its been heaps good

>>149613307
swannies finna

>>149613271
don't reckon they will as they play fremantle

On to to beat Carlton next match, lets hope Gold Coast upsets the pies, and the The mighty Giants thrash Geelong. I'll also try and get the wife to give me a blow job this week.

do you blokes like karma lee?

>>149613326
Tits too big

first team to 1 usually wins iykwim haha

>>149613326
>Bogged face
>Will have a massive ego because of slightly above average breast size

>>149613326
I dont like anyone who isn't family and even then I only like a few
If any of you died i wouldn't care in the slightest

she has a sex video and with footy on the telly in the background

pies girl

Still farting my guts out.

>>149613355
>loveheart eye pupils
What is this magic?

she could give me a cream pie iykwim haha

do we really have so many freshies who cant remember karma lee posting?

fucks sake next you'll claim you dont know palace or han either

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHfwzozS7XZ/?img_index=1

=/

>>149613384
nobody cares about your stupid prostitute posting you dumb fucking whorecel
touch sex and have grass without paying for it

>>149613370
Ring light in the shape of a heart.
Basic shit.

Wonder if Joffa considered a career in early childhood care, haha

Alright The Yank is out wishing you all the best; see you cunts later.

>>149613384
for me its izzy

when i was in WA i once fingered hex in a broome nightclub iykwim haha

>>149613438
Later buddeh, thanks for joining us tonight

>cat poop on her feet
https://www.instagram.com/p/Crllw_uyNua/?img_index=1

>>149613438
have a good day m8

game's gone

do you guys like beyblades?

those tatts and piercings are disgusting

>>149613384
>>149613423
>>149613451
>>149613496

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/aussie-boy98

I wouldn't have sex even if it was offered to me, I refuse to

>>149613470
More of a tazos person myself.

>>149613496
Why on earth would you get a buck skull tattooed on yourself? Is it something else and I'm blind?

why doesnt straff just get a gf and have sex with her?
cunts nearly 40 ffs cant believe he hasnt found anyone

if we could not post off-topic in /afl/, that would be great

the gfs

adam hunter used to walk up to random girls and say "i'm adam hunter, west coast eagle and nine inches"

if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me

>>149613582
was that before he died?

>>149613589
be a bit strange if he was still doing it aye

>>149613578
fuck that's hot

>>149613600
he might've been doing between his death and now

>>149613558
Not right now, rulesperg. I'm kinda busy shitposting. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and just come back another time.

>>149613503
This nigga tryna reverse psychology the universe

>>149613582
>and nine inches
Isn't this a turn off? Girls prefer the 5.5-6" range.

>>149613501
is aussieboy98 related to perthboy96?

rulesperg are you okay?

>>149613629
sorry

>>149613670
>Isn't this a turn off?
For sensible women.

>having a small vagina
cringe

>>149613727
Why does she have a tape measure and know their sizes? And I'm betting she got all excited and took that 10 incher.

OH MANDY, WLL YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TAKING BUT I SENT YOU AWAY
OH MANDY, WELL YOU KISSED ME AND STOPPED ME FROM SHAKING AND I NEED YOU TODAY

>>149613670
there are threads on the porn boards right now you can go and see women taking dildos the length and thickness of your arm

>>149613763
Chat is that woman right or is the anonymous poster on the autist imageboard right?

>>149613797
Shalom.

>>149613797
>the length and thickness of your arm
As if, I'm a tradie.

>>149612283
best moments

>>149613806
Ask it how big of a dick can a vagina take.

>>149613828
ITS OVER 9000!!

>>149613828
I asked it your question word for word.

NEW
>>>/b/936670477

>>>/b/936670477

>>>/b/936670477

>>>/b/936670477

>>149613879
>Content removed
Sure you did.

>>149613894
Crisp rulesperg.

I'll kill myself

ynr that anon created the backup thread on /bant/ when everyone got banned during the summer of love

>>149613879
>After vaginal childbirth, the vagina often has a more elastic and wider structure, but it still retains its ability to contract and return to a functional state
Doesn't this btfo people who say that whores who take a load of dicks don't have a looser vagina?

>Aussies getting stomped in the cycling
>Aussies getting stomped in the cricket
>Aussies getting stomped in the f1
Wonder what to watch next...

anyone noticed how fucking shit port is? and how poor and uneducated their supporters are?ha ha!

>>149613924
I'm pretty sure only women and simps say that and no one should take either seriously.

Sam pell-pepper done his knee again

>>149613975
Was immediately obvious. Bad luck for him.

I haven't been on /b/ on yonks so the new sticky jumpscared me

>>149613955
shoujo ramune episode 5 comes out in a couple weeks

>>149613962
They also have bad teeth. Hinkley has only been there ~12 years and now he needs dentures.

>>149614006
>dicks go here!

losing the will to live

>>149614023
Crisp Selwood family member.

I can't keep on going like this

>>149614023
try your best to live a normal productive life by getting employed at an op shop and then continuing to work there the rest of your life not harming yourself or anybody.

skate 4 looks ass

>>149614084
you're not looking forward to a live service always online free-to-play skate 4 with a season pass?

watching mission impossible

>>149614072
>employed at an op shop
So you can see cunts come in and scan all the items on their mobile phone comparing the op shop price to the ebay price, buying all the underpriced items so they can flip them for a profit?
Yeah, that will really cheer anon up.

watching the tour de france, gonna fall asleep this is so comfy

fuck my tight little bumhole with a big black dildo

nick daicos proved me wrong i feel like an idiot

>>149614274
I can tell you for sure, the cunt behind the counter would have been fully smac'd if he didn't serve me

this is peak performance

>>149614274
r/ThatHappened

Everything I browse b I get a stiff and end up wankin

F1 hit it's final peak in 2012 and has been getting gayer and gayer every session.

>>149614309
so true
>uhhh-uh e-excuse me ill need to see your vax passport please

>>149614407
it's been gay since they got rid of grid/pit girls

haven't had a full stiffy in over 5 years

saw the f1 movie with my brother
it was okay
but other people in the cinema enjoyed it
so good to know other people are enjoying life
for me life is nothing but a chore

>>149614425
would never have happened under Bernie

>>149613220
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSBSGg5WX/

>>149614445
The big man said it was stupid and gave it 2/5

>>149614426
do they keep pulling out?

give straffo a rest you fucking losers

>>149614476
it was very stupid and made no sense generally but it had it's moments

Straffo also said MI 8 was bad so what would he know

>>149614503
movies generally do have moments. they can be measured in seconds and minutes

>>149614193
not a lot of diversity in the crowd

I love watching cyclists eat shit

f1 is boring as fuck
you just watch the same cars dominate each week with no variation

>>149614612
says the fat bogan tradie fuck who eats shit every hour

>>149614612
>>149614653

This Tour de France looks super comfy. Any $80,000 houses along the race course?

my enemies should be afraid

>>149614713
dont set him off mate

bought a new mtb the other day

>>149614744
Do you wear lycra when riding?

finna fall asleep listening to the cricky on the radio

hate travelling
hate anyone having fun
hate life

>>149614713
No and if there were they don't allow spastic retards like you buy them anyway.

>>149614799
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149614799
yep crisp

>>149614777
nah

>>149614568
>>149614733
contain your shit you spastic /pol/brained fuck

this guy fucking titled as fuck kek
creating /afl/ on /b/
HAVE A SOOK CUNT

>>149614963
happened an hour ago mate

jelly of my (you)s

i'm always saying how much i everything but deep down it's myself that i hate

the community is what it is
how about you fuck off instead of sperging out about it all day

we might end up getting fucked with by b just delete it

>>149615326
they wont even notice it, no creep pics or nonce shit to catch their eye

anonymous the hacker going to backtrace our IPs

>turn on the cricket
>covers coming on for rain

>>149615326
pools closed
we are legion xd

Whats the point of lighthouses, what kind of shit cunt boat driver doesn't know how to not crash into the land

>>149614612
based

>>149616066
one of the goat webms

we should postmaxx one whole weekend in one big /alf/ thread
i nominate next week, ignore all new threads until the one is pruned, only then migrate out of necessity, but ideally one thread the whole weekend

>>149616066
>>149616525
i like the one where the two are racing to the finish and one runs the other into the fences and he goes flying and eats shit

i'm a braindead coomer and I NEED you guys to hold me accountable and not let me coom

>>149618621
chop off your manhood

Hey anons what is the new vipleague site? The match I wanna see at Wimbledon cost to damn much.

>>149619387
vipbox lc

iggs

>>149620347
thanx

on-top discussion ONLY

up and at 'em

the beer is ICE COLD

good morning cunties

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/carrie-bickmore-sizzles-in-skimpy-bikini-while-on-holiday-with-tommy-little/news-story/52684399e91a853ab03b8529d56e7a3d

carrie is 44 now, isn’t it about time she started acting her age?

Good morning alf

Did you guys know that the closest country to Brisbane is France?

its over poortfags......

just one fucking upset bros i really need this the cupboards and the rent is due

Vigorous diarrhoea.

>>149629204
I'm just sad about SPP doing his knee.

Also the season was unironically over in round 4 when >we lost to essendon then st kilda in successive weeks.

>>149629488
good physios at Geelong, just sayin.

Why is nobody posting

>>149630291
I can't stand talking to you.

>>149630306
Anxiety
Keep on trying me
I feel it quietly
Tryna silence me
My anxiety
Can't shake it off of me
Somebody's watching me
And my anxiety

Carlton are 11th on the ladder. Seems a bit weird thinking back to R1 how people thought Richmond beating them was the biggest '''upset''' of all time lol

Love waking up on a sunday morning and watching The Round So Far with Kate McCarthy and Xander Maguire

>>149630312
banger

>>149630398
Big fan of nepotism, me.

>>149630398
>Love my ability to wake up on a sunday morning and my ability to watch The Round So Far with the ability of Kate McCarthy and Xander Maguire ability

Vale.

>>149630619
Might start dressing like the man on the left everytime I go out.

i am hungover

>>149630386
weren't they really good last year?

carlton were down 60-0 in the 2nd qtr of an elimination final last year
safe to say the signs of them being shit were always there

>>149631140
no lol
to be honest it's still an upset because a lot of people were predicting richmond to finish last again while they were in the process of a rebuild, but they've been a lot better than many predicted

thread survived the night, rare

>>149631158
reminder they shouldn't have even made finals if not for the rigged game against fred
>>149630619
kek
i always wonder what the singer felt in that situation, you don't have much choice but to roll with it

>>149631140
nope they were lucky to make finals see >>149631225
in 2023 they looked good, but this year their list looks bad and players they were relying on (acres, cerra, curnow) have been shit

>>149631158
Amazingly they were 2nd after round 17 last year. So they've lost like 18 of their last 25 matches

they have a woman commentator on the tour de france now

>blowouts all weekend
>decent chance of two somewhat competitive games
>they overlap

>>149631609
They really don't

>>149631609
one game on the telly, other game on the lappy

>>149631777
they really do

>>149631803
The first game will end during the first quarter of the second game so who cares

this football discussion is boring
lets bring back yesterdays chat

>>149631844
Laughing at dead 18 year old tradies?

The 'ti

>>149614799
annoys me that people don't just go travelling, instead they've got to let EVERYONE in their social circle know about it.

Damn some terrible matches today.

and then north melbourne was like
>WAAAAAAAAA GIB ME ATTENTION WAAAAAAAA GIB ME MONI WAAAAAAAAA GIB ME DUSTY WAAAAAAAA

Just gunna skip the sydney fred game two of the worst teams to watch at the worst stadium to watch footy.

sydney will go on a run and cuck gold coast out of finals

>>149631869
you gotta admit it's a pretty funny way for someone to die
could be an episode of that show 1000 ways to die

Did the bombers look alright? You guys are my only friends and I only post here every so often and no one knows me.

Do I still need Kayo, stuff seems to be going up pretty quick on Au.sierules

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST I'M SO PUMPED FOR THE FOOTY!

all i do is toil and all my money is taken from me

>>149631410
is she french? or is this the aus commentary
regardless simply don't care about the tour, though i don't mind it as background noise i wouldn't ever think to put it on

farmer wants a noose

>>149632061
nate chaddy looking like 2027 coleman medal and durham the norm smith

joel hamling the indigenous representative for sydney
>>149632061
they looked decent for 3 quarters

its good to have your company from wherever you are posting from around the planet

chad warners cox and amiss

stdney to go all the way to the granny just to choke by 10 goals yet again
please god let it happen

>>149632188
you raggin' on the staff cause you jelly

>>149632243
would rather an entertaining granny meself

>>149632243
this

>dermie on commentary with dwayne
based & comfy

>>149632256
based gilf enjoyer

>>149632266
this
rare good commentary team

sydney is so pozzed

>>149632256
shitney humiliation is always entertaining

>>149632266
>>149632283
Thing about Dermott Brereton... *long sharp hissing inhale directly into the microphone*... is that he often says far more than necessary, and that... *long sharp hissing inhale directly into the microphone*... often makes him redundant and only there as a vacuous space filler.

>half a push in the back but not a full one
>was that a throw depends who you ask
why do commentators hate sawsn bros?
Are vic cucks that threatened by the mighty bloods?

>>149632307
thats lynchy idiot

>>149632307
he's 50/50 imo, sometimes insightful sometimes retarded

>>149632266
>dermott
knows his shit but his smug disinterest commentating players doing shit his boomer gen could never is crunge

why is sydney so fucking gay

>>149632369
probably because they heemed the team you support

>>149632400
not in grand finals lol

>>149632409
cockblocked the entire comp besides bane lmao umad kek

Is this the guy that bombed the

sinnagogez
https://www.instagram.com/angeloloras1/?hl=en

>we lost miserably in two grand finals but at least we stopped other teams from getting in
what a shit comeback from the stdney fan kek

sydney are what i call a 'waste your time' team, consistently make finals, even grand finals, then pathetically fade away at the most important moments

>>149632468
gigamad KEK

mad how the best player in the competition, Isaac Heeney is a new south welshman
is the homosexuality and vibrant diversity victoria promotes and makes law affecting football at a junior level?

this patrick voss cunt is so cringe

these two teams dont like each other

>>149632503
phone poster pretending to not be phone posting alert

just remembered when cucktorians obediently stayed in their cuckboxes after dictator dan told them they'd be shit if they didnt
new south wales chads were going surfing with their mates at all the uncrowded breaks lmao

What's your guys favourite art movement?

>>149632503
how many premierships, brownlows and coaches awards has he got mate

>trannypoof flags in the crowd
why the fuck are you shitneysiders like this?

i want that thick leb looking goal ump to sit on my dick 2bh

told a chick she looked like the singer of korn last night

>support swans
>tipped fremantle
I win either way

>>149632541
thanks for agreeing with me mate

>>149612188
Lacks the sweat of the original

>>149632556
literally wiggum-tier logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH0mtTwSk7U

fuck the scg is such a shit ground for footy
cricket yeah its nice but why the fuck is that the designated afl ground of nsw it fucking SUCKS

>>149632535
>this faggot is unironically sitting on his computer posting on 4chan and is mad everyone else isnt
KEK

got him riled up spitting out everything he can to try and deflect onto melbourne and victoria by calling sydney (rightfully) gay kek
so fucking easy you are fucking mentally weak and anyone can smoke you out like the rat cunt you are

i own you

>>149612320
Yes. Robots BTFO.

How has the scg surface been insofar?

dean cocks

>>149632581
the scg test is the worst test of the calender

so weird when i see people complain about x ad on telly
i dont watch any ads i'd rather turn it off and watch a black screen

Imagine if normal jobs had a father/son rule.

>>149632617
farmers innit

cucktorians unironically base their entire existence around football teams who dont even know they exist or give the slightest fuck about them hahaha

>>149632603
yeah now that i think about it the rain if nothing else tends to fuck it

>>149632540
Romanticism, especially Romanticist impressionism
You?

>>149632635
*Posts on an anonymous image board* ow yeah really showed em aye

>>149632617
i'd like it, guaranteed work without having to jump through any hoops

>>149632643
the series is usually over by then
sydney is raining
the pink test bullshit
shit pitch

it's all so fucking boring i never watch it

>>149632654
weak and nonsensical

>>149632649
For me, it's Futurism.

any time a player is on their knees these days they fish for head high contact and it usually gets rewarded, pathetic

whatever happened to that saints customer who would take his anime pillow to the footy

scg test is pure sovl
warne mcgill lyon and all of the great aussie spinners have ensured its status as pure SOVL

It's not raining in Sydney
The surface is good
The SCG is one of the best grounds in Australia

Stop coming up with bullshit to whinge about Sydney

>>149632694
trvke
ducking or raising the arm to milk a high free happens so, so often and the worst part is the umpires fall for it 8 times out of 10
the game has never been worse

>>149632694
cucktorians developed this maggot wogball tier tactic

fuck papley is pathetic

*lispy poof voice*
>THTAAAAND!!

whos this sad cunt obsessed with victorians kek

>>149632717
yep
i would care a lot less if scumps didn't always pay it

>>149632724
absolute gun, imagine being a plumber given a chance to play afl and you become a game changing superstar

>>149632732
bro can dish it out but starts crying when new south basedman fires back. :skull:

>>149632735
there was one yesterday where angus clarke tried to do it and the umpire paid htb, which I thought was fucking fantastic
if you try and draw a free kick, it should count as your prior opportunity
then I saw mccluggage do it that night and get a free goal and I lost hope again
the funniest thing was brad scott had a big sook about it, when he is responsible for ruining north melbourne and contributing to the decline in the afl with the stand and dissent rules (hocking as well)

Jye 'Nev' Amiss

7plus won't let me watch until I confirm my location (I confirmed it and it still doesn't work) and none of the other streaming sites are working. vipbox isn't loading the game

>>149632760
its a foxfooty game champion

friendly reminder cucktorian teams particularly hawthorn and western bulldogs practice drawing head high contact for soft free kicks

>>149632760
yeah idk what the 7plus location tracking bullshit it is
i tried vipleague earlier and that worked so try that

>>149632763
would be shown in NSW and WA on 7plus

>>149632770
it's not just them, the entire adelaide midfield, particularly soligo, peatling and berry, do it religiously
if I had to name and shame players:
sam berry
james peatling
jake soligo
hugh mccluggage
lachie neale
both ashcrofts
adam cerra
nick daicos
scott pendlebury
zach merrett
andrew brayshaw
max holmes
matt rowell
nick watson
connor macdonald
dylan moore
jack ginnivan
jack viney
paul curtis
george wardlaw
zak butters
connor rozee
willie rioli
tim taranto
jack macrae
errol gulden
harley reid
joel freijah
cody weightman

that is all just off the top of my head, I'm sure there are many I've left out
all pose for free kicks regularly

>>149632760
>>149632775
you using a VPN?
Legit streaming sites sometimes hate when you use that shit

>>149632800
I'm from ACT. I need a stream please, vipbox and vipleague aren't working

not reading all that shit

>>149632816
https://kayosports.com.au/fixture/sport!afl/series-afl!1/fixture-sydney-swans-vs-fremantle-dockers!4684

>>149632753
brad scott took north melbourne on its only recent finals run then stood down because the board was fucking retarded at the time.

>>149632816
should be on 7 in the ACT as well

>>149632816
>>149632835
https://www.yourtv.com.au/guide/canberra/
just turn on your tv, bro

>murphy reid
>patrick voss
>luke ryan
>luke jackson

the fremantle cringe squad

>>149632807
elite post. agree mate but hawthorn and bulldogs unironically make time at training to practice drawing free kicks
must be a wogball coach in there somewhere

>>149632813
my VPN was turned off completely but there was a background process still running so I turned it off and now it works, thanks
>>149632835
this is what it says. I've given it my location and it still doesn't work. I even entered my location on my PC's settings itself with no luck
>>149632849
i haven't owned a TV in 15 years

nice rig

>>149632851
meant crisp squad*

>>149632853
hawthorn definitely do, there's no doubt about that
I remember that elim final vs essendon where weightman had 6 free kicks and kicked 4 to win them the game, that was absolutely disgusting
I would love to see weightman, watson, moore, macdonald and ginnivan shot or hanged desu

not your personal tech support you blubbering script kiddie

>>149632859
wait a second dumb cunt I'll get you my elite stream site

why has bolton not touched the football once during naidoc week

I am crisp and mint

>watching this match
ngmi

you guys looking forward to proving you're over 16 to access social media?

papley done his hammy looked like
maybe i won't kill god now

yeah the same way i confirm im 18 to watch porn
god you schizos fucking fly off the handle easily kek

>>149632903
you scan your face to watch porn?

I think i'm growing out of footy? I need like a tangible thing to do with my time. Sports ball is just bread and circuses trash. Also time is moving way too fast do you feel it? It was like the start of the year a day ago. Shits moving too fast. Soon nonces are gunna make ai snuff movies and shit. I think the tribulations are coming I can feel it. They're going to force prophecy to happen. I think we'll all be fighting in a war with the express purpose to eradicate the white man by having him destroy himself.

>>149632911
hyperbole for lunch it seems

>watching porn
ngmi

its not porn
annie knight is art

>>149632919
lucky i'm not white

>>149632919
I feel time speeding up as well mate
agree, footy is fucking slop these days
I think sleeping is the best way to spend time, at least you wake up fresh

>>149632859
here faggot.
https://freeonlinehd.site/sportlive/
https://sport7.pro/

>>149632934
dardy post cuzzy deadly unna

>>149632945
I slept like 12 hours yesterday and still felt tired. I need to purify my soul before the end.

>>149632895
i only use 4chan, hentai and anime torrent sites
social media should be removed

>>149632895
Is the communist digital ID being foisted upon us? Sorry anon you watched a bad influencer your centrelink payment has been cancelled for this week.

>>149632973
based leech on society

>>149632895
>>149632991
is it actually happening? i hate how the government only ever has a consensus on evil shit like this

>>149632973
this was me when i was a shut in neet but i improved my life got a job and gf

>>149633004
I dunno but whatever excuse they get to use a crisis to foist their latest devil plan on us they will. Just another mark of the beast thing

maybe triple js hottest 100 aussie songs should be played on a day that celebrates Australia, maybe Australia day would suffice.

I just need like 5 million I reckon and I could retire to the french countryside.

got no idea what digital id shit you've been psyopd into thinking is happening kek

the state of aussie music is so shit. amyl and the sniffers? i want to deck any cunt that pretends to like that shit

>>149633066
they need our consent to do things like this so it's probably a nothing burger

>>149633066

*Sign in with Digital ID to reveal this post*

how much would you actually need to never work for the rest of your life you reckon
a few mil?

>>149632895
I couldn't give a poofter's arse. I don't have any social media accounts.

>>149633129
i think the average person earns around 3mil in the lifetime before taxes.

>>149633129
A fortnightly cenno payment works for me

HAHA TIME FOR FRED

>>149633129
Using a retirement lump sum calculator with those inputs, you’d need approximately:
~$2.5 million AUD

This amount:
- Covers 45 years of living expenses
- Adjusts for rising costs over time
- Assumes your money is invested and growing, not just sitting idle

>>149633129
400k is more than enough to retire in a low col country

>>149633129
fuck all if you move overseas
i could just live in a small but comfortable sized apartment, get a treadmil or exercise bike and live off cheap food/alcohol and playing video games
couple hundred thousand would last you decades in cambodia

crazy how cunts like musk and bezos have so much money and seem to only use it to acquire power that enables them to make more money. then never seem to spend it on worthwhile shit. truly bugpeople.

>>149633129
in Australia? how old already? 5-7.5 million put into high interest account or index funds/bonds so spit out 10-20k a month for life
less if wanna fuck around SEA the rest of your life

stay on-topic boys

>>149633208
>crazy how rich fucks keep being rich fucks

everything that bad that has happened in my life is a result of the labor government, the jews, ukraine, the globohomo, george soros, obama and the woke mind virus. i have had no say in my life and everything has been dictated by the aforementioned parties who have ruined my life. at no point is this failure of a life to result of my poor choices.

>>149633208
twitter is based af since musk bought it

>To live comfortably in France for the rest of your life—including buying a €1 million property, owning new cars, and covering inflation-adjusted living expenses—you’d likely need around:
>€3.5 to €4 million EUR
>or roughly $5.7 to $6.5 million AUD, depending on exchange rates and lifestyle choices.
thanks albo sounds like the french dream is even further away because you tanked the aud

>>149633222
time was rich fucks would use their money to impress the masses, their peers and to fund projects that weren't solely concerned with number go up. they're lower class than the robber barons of the 1800s.

>>149633226
based me

never watched a game of rugby union

if you dont stop im going to make /afl/ on /b/ again

applied for janny yet mate?

>deadshit tradie mate of mine just went FIFO for years and put all his money into crypto
>has 3 high prices cars, a house almost paid off (that would be well paid off if he didn't keep buying cars)
>taken almost 2 years off just selling off crypto now and then to fund his lifestyle
>lifestyle is just blasting test and drugs and fucking hot girls on dating apps
>I post here and get drunk every weekend
>MY Fred are losing
grim lads, just grim.

ladies and gentlemen

>>149633208
they traffic and rape baby goats

>>149633256
why are you dumber than a tradie?

>>149633256
the Australian dream aka a completely materialistic hedonistic lifestyle no wonder they treat us like human cattle
*sips beer*

>>149633272
too smart to try things. was funny when crypto tanked and he was on the verge of suicide

some real fucking entitled bitches in this general

>>149633243
I like Musk he has an autistic drive to further humanity. Bezos and co just milk the masses

>>149633226
this but capitalism and billionaires

>>149633284
you sound like a shit "mate"

>>149633256
>friends talked about setting up a btc farm in 2014
>never got around to it
I still make fun of them for this

>>149633291
he has the autistic drive to melt down on his hugbox and self-aggrandise. instead of funding the third party that already exists and aligns 1:1 with his infinite jeets corporatist worldview he pumps a bunch of money into a fucking gay photo op. there's nothing inside him, no vital spark, no drive, no love for humanity or need to progress it. only cynical drug-induced megalomania and narcissism.

Sydney stomping
mad cucktorians? look forward to them ruining your teams hopes of sneaking into the finals kek

new
>>149614557
>>149614557
>>149614557

>>149633301
just a bit of banter innit, seeing the charts all red and sending him the link for the beyond blue helpline kek

>>149633304
>t.Sam Clench

actual new
>>149633316
>>149633316
>>149633316

will get pizza later :D

>other people's success makes you feel bad
>other people's failure makes you feel good
female mentality

How do I get rich on crypto

>>149633323
*'za

>>149633344
create value on the backend architecture somehow to really print money, pump and dumps are a dead game now