>Lap:
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>Countdown to Semen Slurp: Power by Greggs™
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149616664

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Quali: VER PIA NOR
Max Verstappen has tied Sebastian Vettel for most poles as a Red Bull driver
Yuki Tsunoda has finally out qualified both Racing Bulls of Hadjar and Lawson
Red Bull on 2026 F1 engines: 'Embarrassing for Mercedes if we were ahead'
Chuck on suicide watch (again)
https://dubz.co/c/bc88d7

Alonso pole

gimi

pisstree will NEVER win a wdc

how does he do it?

>pole #44
>at Silverstone
>"you went motor racing"

>>149620325 (OP)

POLE

Is Tsunoda further from max than perez or albon or is the gap to the rest of the field so small he looks worse than both.

>>149620406
What cinematic masterpiece is this from

I have mental fatigue cause Iv been drinking all day

REMINDER that having downforce is for losers.
Just don't crash out, it's not that hard.

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149620443
/f1/

Max Verstappen to Mercedes
George Russell to Aston Martin
Fernando Alonso to Red Bull
Yuki Tsunoda to Cadillac
Arvid Lindblad to Red Bull
Franco Colapinto to IndyCar
Valteri Bottas to Alpine
Checo Perez to Cadillac

edd

Should Red Bull try plan C with Tsunoda tomorrow? Question.

>>149620475

>>149620424
The gap is way smaller between drivers now, Checo in full on slump mode like he was near the end would prob be doing worse, but regardless Yuki is simply not doing good enough.

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET POLE IN THAT SHITBOX!?

Michael Schumacher

>>149620497
they should put him on plan 'bottas at hungary 2021'

>>149620515
The redbull is built for kombat

mogged

>>149620298
based
death to george

Edd takes a dip in your public pool.

>>149620515
Got a tow from Kimi

>>149620424
Hard to know, since they just got an undrivable car.

>>149620617
tsunami

>>149620497
I literally cant pinpoint the period this man got hair transplant. it seems like he always had got tier hair genetics, maybe that's the case unlike 99% of the other hollywood pedos

twinks got gaped

>>149620325 (OP)
he's just like me

>>149620515
Pure concentrated racism, and PS3 chocked.

>>149620671
such is life at gaperstone

I AM SO FUCKING SHIT

>>149620671
>>149620502

P2 to P1 tomorrow ;)

Hammy behind a Mercedes

>>149620617
OH SHI-

amx is gonna let kimi fuck him

Charles L'incel

>>149620515
He's without a doubt the best driver on the grid

>>149620667

>>149620770
hashtags?

>>149620667
Finasteride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25_z9_lDapQ

get him GONE

Imagine being Russel.
Imagine having an actual great season. Not a single race where i could say: "yeah, Russel botched this one".
Imagine there being rumors of you getting replaced.

>>149620824

>>149620878
there's a reason why /f1/ considers toto a vessel for lucifer

>>149620878
I'd probably say something like lets see Kimi's lap and then invite him to my apartment to listen to Its Hip to be Square

Beautiful pole from AMX
Cheatlaren 1-2 tomorrow, won't be watching

>>149620424
He’s actually closest but a tenth is now the difference between q3 and q1

so please, explain to me how the penals work here, toneli has a 3 grid and bear 10, do they apply at the same time? so bear would be p18 and toneli p10, if this was the case, what would happen if with their penals they would end up in the same place, example kimi is p5 with a 10 grid penal and bear p12 with a 3 grid, so they both should be p15
is it like that, or does 1 of those penals apply first, for example if kimis penal is applies first then bearman gets promoted to p7 and with his penal he would be p17, and kimi would win a place with bears penal, so they would both win a place, this doesnt make much sense, so i think that the first option will happen

AMX won
both mclel crash each over

also hamilwog is fucking washed lmao
also
>porris

>>149620923
>le 56% face

>>149620465
Finally a good post

>>149620923
>>149620824
>I just changed my shampoos I swear

>>149621006
probably applied in the order they're dealt
so antonelli's gets applied first, then twinkman's

it's somewhere in here: file:///J:/Stuff/Stuff/Media/FIA%202025%20Formula%201%20Sporting%20Regulations%20-%20Issue%205%20-%202025-04-30.pdf

>>149620824
>>149620923
lewish halfmilton
first and only "black" driver in f1

>>149621142
self-KWAB

https://www.fia.com/system/files/documents/fia_2025_formula_1_sporting_regulations_-_issue_5_-_2025-04-30.pdf

here

Weren’t they saying that the Alpine was the slowest car?

>>149621142
>file:///J:/Stuff/Stuff
Jos...

which way, white man?

>>149621142
based retard

>>149621142

>>149621142
ummmmmmmmm yeah, makes sense, at least that way you dont have the problem of both of them landing at the same place

>>149621142
>file:///J:/Stuff/Stuff/

>>149621183
I've got a folder called Random that has a random folder that has a random folder

>>149621204
false dichotomy

>>149621204
Both are cuties
Piastri's gf seems more like a good girl though

>>149621142
you need better folder hierarchy

gonna cook up a spag bol
am I tifoso now?

>>149621376
ps3's hag is a psycho bitch. sanpaku eyes

>>149620838
i got none

>>149621204
The third option

>>149621387
>am I tifoso now?
No unless you enjoy being cucked by your significant other

Fact check: Q1 kwab podium is more exciting than pole position

Norris' girlfriend is pretty too

hauger's sikth pole in indy nxt btw

>>149621387
Only if you use the official recipe condoned by the Bologna Chamber of Commerce

https://www.accademiaitalianadellacucina.it/sites/default/files/Rag%25C3%25B9%2520alla%2520bolognese%2520-%2520updated%2520recipe_20%2520April%25202023.pdf

>>149621568
max fewtrell is a man though

>>149621513
no yellow fever allowed!

Tomorrow we go racing. Or... something that looks like it anyway.

>>149621576
Link pls.

>>149621424
>ps3's hag is a psycho bitch.
Rude
>sanpaku eyes
don't know what are you talking about here we don't have rude stereotypes regarding someone's eyes

>>149621637
His girlfriend is a Portuguese model (female)

I don't understand, why doesn't Aston Martin just built a car for combat? It worked for Sonny Hayes, as demonstrated in the recently released F1 documentary. I started watching F1 with the first season of the incredible series that is Drive to Survive, so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.

>>149621387
Dont break the pasta

>>149621675
I miss grid slags

>>149621683

>>149621360
Reminder that she obliterated whore posters
such grace such ears such absolute elf

>>149621680
for what, it's over
indy (proper) quali is in 20 mins though

>>149621669
The sharp decline in HE posting ever since her cosmetic surgery became public knowledge has not gone unnoticed

Shout out to my Canadian bacon friend who voluntarily ended his life via euthanasia. He wanted me to say his final words:


gimi

>>149621387
youd better simmer that bitch for an hour
ill come to your kitchen
dont play

>>149621380
it's actually pretty organised believe it or not
however I'm not going to dox my folder structure any further

>>149621513
pic related, I don't think so chief

>>149621880
I'd appreciate a link for that as well.
Thank you, my brother from another monarch.

>>149620878
He's gonna go to Aston Martin and become the new WDC and also be the new James Bond btw

>>149621837
Anon you're clearly wrong she doesn't have such eyes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku

>>149621675
first from the left

>>149621941
One measly hour????
At the very minimum it has to be two. I let mine simmer for 4 hours.
I thought you tropical folks have a lot of time on your hands. Why the rush?

>>149620325 (OP)
>https://dubz.co/c/bc88d7
how are you even supposed to react to a message like that as an engineer? Call the mental health unit?

>>149621964
Here you go lad you can find every sport related event
https://streamed.su/

>>149622029
Thx Twain.

>>149621993
its not a constant thing retard. its in moments when they show their true self it shows

>you went motor racing
based GP making the media seethe

>>149621941
lmao maybe 30 minutes

>Max is taller than all posters ITT

>>149622029
>.su
The Soviet Union still has its interwebz domains?

>>149622016
yave jps money to be simmering 4 hours??

>>149622064
>tfw 2 meters and still fit my entire bod in your moms pussy

just watched quali highlights
Sky edging for Hamilcar's entire triumphant lap and then cumming in their pants right before he rockets from 5th to 4th will always be funny

>>149622055
also known as kubrick stare. its a sign of clinical psychopathy

>>149621895
say what

>>149621204
I'll rape both but keep Lily as a concubine

>>149622018
>Ok, copy

>>149621380
krashes

got a can of red bull ready for tomorrow
cooling down in my fridge

>someone looks up
SANPAKOO SANPAKOOOOOOO

>>149622055
>its in moments when they show their true self it shows
silly burger those are just weird superstitions

>>149621204
the billionaire

>>149622133
she needs to increase her body fat a bit

Fucking disgusting nasty repulsive dirty repugnant filthy irredeemable whore

>>149621380
>you need better folder hierarchy
YOU need a better folder hierarchy

Hello I’m balding, fat and watch F1

>>149622180
got may fully clothed naked ladies? question

>>149622184
im not fatwell, not very

>>149622170
doing gods work

absolute state of that world map behind him

>>149622184
Laugh and grow fat, like Edd.

>>149622180
What happens here

>>149622092
Do you burn money or what?
You live on a tropical island.
>Go innawoods
>get some wood
> light it
> put bowl on fire
>Go back to being a lazy islander for 4 hours

>>149622180
Your folder structure implies Japanese Culture isn't one of your interests.

>>149621204
:)

Ayrton Senna 14

>>149622228
you silly bitch

>>149622226
Scat porn I'd imagine.

>saving porn

>>149622180
>mfw my hierarchy is literally Pictures>pictures

>>149622229
It's a different category

>not saving porn

>>149622302
Nah you're thinking of picrel

>>149622374
>Extreme Water Sports
Heh

>>149622347
My biggest mistake was not categorizing my media files in pictures/videos library by 4chan board categories years sooner
It took since 2022 to sort everything on and off and it is still not done
Hopefully I can resume my computing life with some sense of clarity now without going insane at how much shit there was all over the place or partially where it needs to be among countless duplicates

>>149622251
Kek I just came here after watching a Seinfeld 1738 clip

>Mfw i spot a porn saving boomer

>>149622423
>implying boomers don't save porn on VHS tapes or a different hard disk entirely

>watching porn altogether

>>149622228
>lighting freshly gathered wood
ah yes, city people

New to F1 this season. If Mclaren has the best car, why aren't their drivers on pole? Is Max really that good?

>tfw only visited 31 countries while F1 drivers get to see the world

>>149622462
is fapping to tiktoks ok? is having tiktoks saved ok?

>>149622495
>tfw only visited 31 countries
That's a lot of countries anon.
What was your favorite?

>>149622462
yet here you are, on /f1/

Mercedes not being good on hot days means it is the aryan car, it represents White People and stands for Whiteness worldwide. They are a rare force of good in this globalised world. Toto is one of our future leader.

>>149622495
remember most f1 drivers are elitist pricks who dont see the countries they visit outside of the airport, hotel, and racetrack. you've seen more of the world without leaving the Netherlands than they have.

>>149622495
i have been to, france, portugal, mejico, italy and greece
now, looking back, i think that it was a mistake, most of them, and that i should have stayed in spain

>>149622503
would argue that's worse
>>149622511
I used to call every woman posted here bogged but I no longer bother

>>149622075
A lot of them. Many piracy related sebsites, and some other strange stuff. I think world of tanks or something similar to it had a .su website as well.

>>149622395
my system is that i remember what everything is next to
i remember how it looks at a specific window width and its chronologic so i can find things

>>149622548
ok

>>149622517
>climate change killed merc
jej

>>149622510
The Netherlands

>>149622594
i'd nether your lands if you know what i mean

>>149622615

>>149622593
What have you done today to promote Whiteness in Jamaica?

>>149622462
You're cool lad

>>149622495
>tfw I traveled 64 countries and the worst one was India

>>149622649
bought 2 litres of vodka before 7am.

>>149622671
will you drink it all alone? thats a lot

>>149622667
why india
did an indian fuck you mother or sister or something

>>149622667
why the fuck would you go there?

>>149622699
>tf
>tp
no its not shut up

such an odd thing to say

>not watching porn
lel, gay af

average neverlands shitposter

>>149622571
>my system is that i remember what everything is next to
It worked like that until you run out of headspace and cascade failure occurs
Or sometimes the German autism for order and efficiency just kicks in and demands you audit and sort everything within some kind of logical structure

>>149622762
>It worked like that until you run out of headspace
i sometimes wish to forget

>>149622517
You're only saying this because AMX might move there

>>149622707
Travel job that flew us out to Mumbai to assist jeers with product management. The myth about call centers and office buildings smelling like musky ass and vindaloo is true (hah that rhymed)

>>149622707
impossible challenge for f1 track designers: a first turn that isn't a right hander into a chicane or a squiggly bit

>>149622701
GOOD MORNING SAAAAAAAAAAARR
>>149622804
I meant jeets not jeers

>>149622133
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149622495
kwabbed by leo the cute yellow dog

>>149622810
what about a left hander into a squiggly bit

>>149622395
I literally have dozens of hard drives (multiple terabytes) which I got no idea what there is, only that there's shit since early 00's.

fun fact: this is still on the table

>>149622804
Is it really that bad
I've been to several middle eastern countries like Lebanon Turkey Egypt and despite all of their shortcomings i was able to enjoy my trips since i wasn't there to judge them even though Egypt was quite dirty

>>149622898
of course you were, abdul

>>149622731
lol 0.7 bottle of vodka is fine, 2 liters is a lot, stay safe

>>149622885
I have about a dozen hard drives with photos dating back to the early 2000s, I am just hoping that I didn't lose some of them wiping my other drive making a calculating move to determine how many duplicates were on there
Let's hope I won't waste too much time going through my surviving photo CDs again
All of this began with the problem of my shit being fragmented across like 5-6 drives in my case before I pruned what I can and moved it onto one big 14*tb platter

>>149622891
poohan average quali position after 6 races: 15.5
cola average quali position after 6 races: 16.7

poohan race results: DNF 13 15 14 17 DNF
cola race results 16 13 15 13 15

neither driver has made it to Q3
both drivers are the only ones in the WDC to not score any points

>>149622915
What's your problem

>ferrari shitbox + ESL pitwall will take this from him

new wallpaper I think

>>149622939
My aim for this summer was to take disk images from all the random drives into a new ZFS cold pool and forget the whole thing for another 20 years.

>>149622988
based, truly
and it's even better that mentally ill chuck still finishes ahead of him 10 seconds on average

>>149622964
It ain't bussin for them

>>149623054
all according to flavio's plan

>>149622928
its for the weekend
relax
i only had like .4l left from thurs/fri

>>149623070
red bull diagnostic software leak

Alonso winning is just a figment of your imagination

>>149623024
only thing i want is max lap 1 retirement

fuck dead bull

>>149622463
It's summer right now, mate. There's lots of dead dry wood innawoods rn.

Neekerilton and Goblando will crash and burn in the first lap, Mashallah

>>149623184
>The least religious man in Finland

Fraudstappen will DNF lap 1 again, inshallah.

i had a night mare in which alonso was a communist, and i had to cope and seethe

digits and ps3 and kwabmilton crash t1

>>149623237
>he doesnt know

AMX will get a podium with the 10th fastest car on the grid, Mashallah

>it took until ferrari to strip Him of His plot armor
fucking italian commie .....

once had a dream I was a Haas driver and Lawson was my teammate

>>149622594
No place like home as they say.

>>149623237
>i had a night mare
a female horse of the night?

>>149623237
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

Am I the only one that thinks Lewis’ communication at Ferrari are hilarious? How many more races till his mind breaks like Leclerc’s?

>>149623409
Ocon is the most underrated driver on the grid. He would be curb stomping ps3 and goblin in a McLaren.

>>149622226
h-homework

>>149623415
>wait i should have time why cant i go
>no fuel
>oh
found it quite funny

>>149623432
i rate him higher than gasly
btw, great qualy from gasly, that was wasnt q3 worthly
i hte him but i think that im one of his biggest defenders in this general

>>149623458
NO, HE IS GOING TO FALL AND BREAK HIS BACK

Ver, Rus, Lec, Alo, Alb, Sai, Gas, Oco, Hul, and even Ham are all better drivers than the goblin and the pisstree

>>149622395
Based. 4chan file system is the superior method.

>>149623458
that's dangerous

>>149623534
ummmmmmmm, i would put oscar above some of those drivers

>>149623563
Is he okay?

>>149623563
ai

>>149623458
hello there :)

>>149623534
how can we correctly measure how good midfielders are?

>>149623645
spin a bottle

>>149623608
yeah

Dutchman, why do you hate Mercedes?

>George Russell: F1 drivers poke fun at adidas cooling jacket “because they’re jealous”
>
>Mercedes driver George Russell has been turning heads with his innovative cooling vest system, which he says keeps him "feeling fresh" on the grid
>
>This article is in partnership with adidas.
ah
anyway:
>“They are making fun of us because they’re jealous, it’s as simple as that,” he said jokingly(?) ahead of the British Grand Prix.

>>149623563
>no halo
>ded
see?

>>149623674
do you know what general you are in

>>149623601
oscar barely beats the goblin. how can you rank him above any
>>149623645
number of mistakes and performance vs teammattes

>>149623674
cheats

reminder to not get your hopes up

so hot im having modelo on ice

narb a shit

>>149622898
Mumbai is a literal trash pile of a city. Everywhere you look there’s bound to be trash piled up somewhere. Those fucking tut tuts that honk nonstop will get annoying real quick. Somehow, the hotel my job reserved for us was pretty clean.

>pepsi 20th
kek

>>149623702
but things are constantly changing. ocon got shit on by ricciardo but then ricciardo got shit on by lando. lando was shit on by sainz who got shit on by hülkenberg

>>149623645
It's simple dubs decide who's the best midfielder

>>149623619
Yeah thats what he said

>>149623645
you can just tell, its hard to know, but when alonso was fighting to get in q2 during his mclaren years it was known that he was one of the best of not the best
>>149623702
being in a title fight requires different things to do
maybe im bias, i like the stupid chink, but i was very critical of his last season, i thing that this season he is doing what he needs to do to win the championship, and if he wins it it doesnt matter how he did it

>>149623833
the best medshitters in f1 history are about as good or slightly worse than hulkenberg

>>149621675
>>149621994
kinda looks like little caprice

>>149623842
Jarno Trulli

>>149623848
winning a wdc means nothing. even winning 7 doesnt mean you're good.

>medshitters

>Dead bull has zero race pace
>Its too cold for the Cheatlarlen to make their drivers untouchable
>Russell is washed and Ant is a noob
Ferrari 1-2

>>149623799
>some people stand in the darkness
>afraid to step into the light
>some people need to help somebody
and so forth
i hope that logan hunter is doing well and had a blessed 4th of july yesterday

>>149623833
Albon is currently trashing Sainz

Medshitters, Twinks, Pozzed, Gaped, Got Shat On BTW, 24-0'd

>>149623911
he stopped racing for an unstated reason instead of building a wec career (his uncle told him cut the shit and manage boats)

>>149623911
>logan hunter

>*farts*

>>149623678
NARBs not hot

>>149623968
sniff

>>149623901
Ferrari plan F 5-stopper incoming

>>149623964
Hunter's his middle name

>>149623979
NARB can never be hot

>>149623833
ocon>hulk>sainz>lando>ricciardo>ocon
simple as

>>FIADocsBot
FORMULA 1® QATAR AIRWAYS BRITISH GRAND PRIX

VIP access pass to the F1® Paddock - requests by team

[Amended 5 July 2025]

>Oracle Red Bull Racing
Miss Lalisa Manobal (to be captioned ‘Lisa’)

>McLaren Formula Team
Mr. Gordon James Ramsay
Miss Emma Raducanu

>Scuderia Ferrari HP
Miss Dua Lipa
Mr. Callum Robilliard Turner

>Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Ms. Tate Rosner McRae
Mr. Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr. (to be captioned ‘Stormzy’)

>Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team
Mrs. Gemma Christina Arterton
Mr. Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
Dr. James Daniel May

>BWT Alpine F1 Team
Mr. Paul Bernard Mullin

>MoneyGram Haas F1 Team
Mr. Brian Blessed OBE

>Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team
Mr. Connor Marc Colquhoun (to be captioned ‘CDawgVA’)
Miss Kaho Shibuya (to be captioned ‘Kaho’)

>Atlassian Williams Racing
Mr. Rowan S. Atkinson
Miss Mary Alexandra Earps MBE

>Kick Sauber-Ferrari
Mrs Alexandra Anna Daddario

>Guest of The FIA Formula One World Championship
Mr. William Bradley Pitt

fuck me this is air fryer simulator irl

>>149624022
shut the fuck up

>>149624022
LISA!!

>>149624003

>>149623979
i don't think he can nor needs to sweat

>>149623968
oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much

>>149623432
He's been weirdly poor at qualifying all season so far, he then picks it up in races

>>149623968

>>149620325 (OP)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...each day brings us closer to final victory over the great satan of fraudstappen and deadbull...
> FraudStappen exposed !
> FraudStappen can't drive !
> FraudStappen no skill !
> FraudStappen no talent

Norris and Piastri are drivers with actual talent and skill.
For FraudStappen it's been 99.9% the car and 0.01% RetardStappen.
I love seeing FraudStappen exposed for the FRAUD he is.

fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC
> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way

>>149623955
>>149623955
>he stopped racing for an unstated reason instead of building a wec career
i knew, i pay attention to him
he could have been in that genesis hypercar next year
>>149623964
yes he's very american

>>149623893
of course it does, most people dont know shit about how f1 works and think that the driver with the most wins is the best driver, and you get more money if you convice 90% of the population that you are good than if you convicethe other 10% of the population
yeah, winning the champioinship doesnt make you good, but i do think that the way piastri is going on with it does classify him as good, its true that i think that he should be futher away from landoa dn that australia was a huge mistake, but what else can you say about him this season? japan was a pòor race from him aswell, but other than that he has been doing what he needs to do in his tittle fight

>>149624022
Lisa seems to attend quite a few races. Are they fucking?

>>149624022
misses a mapother

>>149623964
wait till you learn about sting ray robb

>>149624022
>Miss Lalisa Manobal
why does she like amx so much?

>>149624101
same with the hulk

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>149624132
shes thai
red bulls thai owners must be pimpin her

>>149624172
>shes thai
explains why (s)he's ugly

>>149624003
Albon>all of them

/biz/ idea: mclaren racing and palou become friends again and mclaren fires lando for palou

>>149624119
beating up a retarded kid doesnt make you good a fighting. barely doing so makes my point doubly so. i do not care for the opinions of the masses.

>>149623993
>>149624093
>>149624105
I’m a 23 year old woman by the way.

>>149624217
okay I'll take the sniff back
hag

>>149624217

/biz/ idea: renault clio race so we can see who the real f1 shitters are in equal machinery

/biz/ idea: I get run over by the Willy on live broadcast and F1 dies as a result

>>149624217
old hag

>>149624257
>super under steering car
>Max is last

So for the cars this season it's McLaren > Ferrari > Merc > Red Bull > Alpha Tauri > Williams > Haas > Sauber > Aston Martin > Alpain, right?

/biz/ idea: le mans '55 repeat with the lando fan section

>>149624119
alonsocope

>>149624217
I've always wondered: What does it feel like to hit the wall? Is it a gradual shift, unlike the name implies? Is the first indication reduced male attention or is there something else?

>>149624294
ferrari and merc switch every race and it's impossible to know the truth about red bull

>>149624217

>>149624297
who is responsible for the crash and which driver dies as a result?

>>149624217
Hello my lady
You don't really fart do you

>>149624294
>Red Bull
not even the ninth fastest car, bro

my job makes me want to kill myself

>>149624294
RB > RBR

>somehow, red bull the "great satan" returned

JUST FUCK OFF AND STAY DEAD

FUCKING DEAD BULL

>>149624406
very spooky face

>>149624461
bit racist m8

>>149624359
>who is responsible for the crash
mercedes in general
>and which driver dies as a result?
george, obviously
mercedes will cease any motorsport activities, and go bankrupt, taking the entire german auto industry with it

>>149624206
i like this idea
:)
>>149624216
>i do not care for the opinions of the masses.
people do, it doesnt change who is better or worse, but it change which driver goes to which team, well, has some effect. i didnt say that you should
>>149624294
mercedes and ferrari are close, but funnily enough we never had a race in which the fought in track, when 1 was faster it was clear of the other, but i dont know which one was the quicker on average
maybe williams faster than racing bulls(STOP DEAD NAMING THEM), but yet againg, this last drop of williams was huge, they dont even see the flag
aston maybe ahead of sauber? or maybe not, because, the same that williams, alonso was in the points a few times but his car died, so its not a good car if it doesnt end the race, in the races in which alonso scored i do think that the sauber was better, canada, spain and austria, when neither of them were good enough to score, aston was on average faster, obviusly it matters more when you are scoreing points, so yeah, i do think that the sauber has been, until now(thanks newey) better than aston
and you never know about redbull

>>149624406
smol he brest

>>149624359
lando norris

>>149624406
he is less passable there than your average thai men

>>149624514
without wings
dont post

>>149624418
tell me about it, im looking for something else, i have the second interview with other company next week
fuck my bosses, i do like my coworkers, maybe a bit stupid but good people, but my bosses... i have nothing but bad words for them

>>149624406
I wish i could hold her like picrel

>>149624217
do you do this?

based geezer

>>149624554
very spooky face

>>149624217
please be in fresno

>>149624603
how many WDCs does bernie have?

>>149624603

>>149624555
no

>leclcerc thinks he's shit
what a kwab haha right guys? haha

>>149624679
then leave.

>>149624623
What do you mean

We can make lots of cool and funny edits of this image!

>>149620325 (OP)
imagine the state of /f1/ is the goblin said this. maybe after he dnfs we'll get this from him

>>149624731
no

Just marathoned the F1 flick, what did I think of it?

>>149624893
any nekked tits in it?

>>149624893
ick

>>149624893
complete and utter shit

>retarded morrocan with dutch IP itt
>schizonesian with finn IP itt
death to mclaren, mercedes, and hamilton

>>149622671
Why do you drink hand sanitizer. Shouldn't rum be cheaper than water where you live

>>149624893
you were disappointed by the female representation (lack of)

Believe it or not, this is going to be a common car setup Max is given for the remainder of the season. That floor upgrade is mega (in the downforce it generates) and they can opt for lower drag wing. Spa is probably going to be the best demonstration of how powerful this setup is.

>>149624679
ok so you're the cocksuckin' type of gal, cool

>>149624929
>lack of
Wtf do you mean the feminist plot about female adrian newey being accepted as a serious engineer in a boys sport had more screentime than the main story

>>149624960
whose opinion did you copy?

>>149624893
it's a nice comedy
>guy who hasn't driven an F1 car for 30 years joins a backmarker team and immediately tells the techical director (a woman of course) how to fix the car. then they have sex.
unironically burst out laughing at this

>>149624960
what did they mean with this tweet?

>>149624960
Can he really catch up?

>>149624964

>>149624990
It's a simple thing to induce by a retard like me when you note the focus towards the floor through two iterations from Austria to Silverstone

>>149625094
my apartment has a nice floor but it's very slow
in fact, it doesn't move at all. Your move, bucko

>>149625135
Lose the weight

Edd Straw, The Race

Why we need an English Grand Prix at Brands Hatch and a Donington Grand Prix at Donington park.

>>149624893
Two days ago I had to choose between Jurassic and F1 i went for Jurassic with 2 other lads
No ragrets whatsoever

>>149624960
I feel like he's bluffing when he complains about the car only to get pole later

remember that franco got a multi-year deal with alpine for some reason

>>149620325 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/UBwnXzzVc1Y?si=yFpuvJdYoYztbkU7

>>149624893
That it was a very generic 'old guy returns to work and he's still good at it' movie with F1 flavor.

>>149625403
Because he's the next Senna.

>>149625459
where his 14?

>>149625459
where's tamburello?

>>149624928
my brother in christ that is you liquor

>>149625499
14 what?

>>149625560
his senna 14

>>149625592
dont no wot dat iz

>>149625619
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=senna+14

>>149624960
Except, he was only really on pole because of mistakes from shitters. Unless you're saying this will translate into race pace, which is being disputed because of the rw and subsequent inability to turn in.

>>149625396
Because drivers and teams intentionally waste tyres on poor setups from Friday to Saturday... Come on

>>149625499
taken care of

>>149624960
or more likely, they just got incredibly lucky with their quali setup because fp it was shit and then it rocked and once max qualifies like p7 in zandvoort they all start crying how slow the car is because they missed the window in every session

Gimi

>>149625435
>75th *nniversary race
achterlijke kankerbrit

AMX will need our energy tomorrow

>>149625025
It's not a real tweet so they didn't mean anything

Ferrari resurgence

>>149625795
At 15:00 on 13 May 1950, the cars raced off the line to start the very first Formula 1 World Championship at Silverstone, UK.

>>149624893
I found it very mediocre.
And due to constant racing commentary it felt too much like DTS. It was probably intentional though.

>>149625175
I want to be like Edd

>>149625403
The reason being that he's fast. Error-prone, yes, but you can grow out of rookie mistakes.
The question is whether or not a team will give a driver the time, which is unlikely.

>>149625678
>>149625750
>https://streamable.com/jgwy6i
Maggots, where you need sensible downforce, proves to me it's the floor doing the work. No retard team in the past (let alone driver) would carry that much speed and trust changing direction that quick. Except Hungary/Netherlands (where you just bolt on max downforce), almost all remaining tracks will be pursued close to that direction.

>>149626147
>mfw still never seen a single second of DTS
I am better than all of you

>>149626222
Small description of the two floor upgrades

You do wear a watch don’t you

>>149626855
i have a phone

Once a chucker always a chucker

>>149626959
Me whenever a faster car is about to effortlessly pass Sharl.

>>149626222
All that for track temps to still be the decider where the MCL pisses off into the distance. Kek

>>149626855
>You do wear a watch don’t you
I do, on my penis of all places.

>>149626530
>min 20 words

>>149627282
?????

>>149626959
>chanting, suddenly overwhelmed by a crave for cock, continue chanting.

Hulkbros what happened?
Our boy got into Q3 every second race in the Haas shitbox of 2023 but can't even get out of Q1 most of the time now.

>>149627743
Sauber is a f2 team

>>149620378
He's a real one b burns local

>>149627743
that haas was great at qualy, like the ferrari that season

since this site has 3 weeks left for Anglets are they going to spin off 4channel again or block the whole site?

unironically passed out from the heat

>>149622180
no "stuff"

Can Verstappen beat McLaren? I assume he will basically be 1v2. Does the lone driver usually gets blocked and cucked in that scenario?

>>149624022
Aston is where the cool people hang out

You guys DID watch the daily recap, right?

>>149626530
>red bull are required to divulged everything about how their car works
>mclel gets to cheat with illegal cooling and the FIA doesn't give a fuck

>>149627831
lovely 16c here

>>149627951
>Not even all 3 stooges
Williams or Sauber are better this week

>>149628020
oh yeah well fuck you cunt
die.

Sup lads. Just got done watching qualifying. How tf did Max get pole? Is it just that good? Just incredible.

Both Ferrari drivers kind of bottled it tee bee aych.

Ham really should have been on the front row. Lost 3 tenths on the last two corners

>>149628131
>van de hak op de tak

>>149628007
It's not illegal if it's allowed.

are you /fit/ enough to lift a car /f1/?

>>149628129
mistake by pastry, lando is not very good

>>149628212
>ynr colapiss

>>149622495
i visited spain twice: one time with my parents (we drove to a town near the border) and another one during the senior week trip (we went to a beach town)
that's it, those are my two trips to foreign countries. also never entered an airplane

>>149628271
>also never entered an airplane
grimi

>>149628242
Did Red Bull get some upgrades?

>>149628129
pure racism

Is this unterhunding or just the rest of the competition being carbabby shitters?

>>149628212
With a long enough lever, yes.

>>149628037
What's the temperature there

>>149628421
>that comment
>that look on his face
kek max is a natural comedian

>>149628427
uncomfortable

>>149628421
Think everyone else apart from him and George got caught out by the wind.

But what does it even matter. The McLaren is just relentless in race trim.

>>/biz/ idea
We relent

top 5 places I need nuked
>Belgium
>Switzerland
>Saudi Arabia
>Canada
>India
/f1/ related because all of the aforementioned countries have hosted their own Grand Prix at some point

>>149628490
Let us annex Spa first so we can save the best track in F1. The rest of that pedophile nation can go to hell for all i care.

>>149628490
How will us getting nuked improve your life?

>>149628490
the belgian anon is cool tho

>>149628507
schadenfreude :)

>>149628490
>no turkey
mehmet go back

Why doesn't Loois have epic and badass songs like Max and Robert do?

>>149628562
Argentina and Turkey were also meant to be honorable mentions

>>149628489
cant and shant

here's some relentless, darling

>>149628489
good idea

>>149628565
excuse me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhEHBd4w-Z4

>his country has never nuked another
KWAB

>>149628639
Why did you nuke Japan twice?

>>149628667
2 sites = more data

>>149628667
roosevelt saw anime in a dream, and in his haste to prevent it, aided in it’s creation.

>>149628639
mean desu

>>149628489

>>149628667
One for Pearl Harbor
One for Nanking

>>149628667
>>149628639
nukes are as real as lando's hope of a wdc

>>149628690
Wasn't FDR already hanging out with anime girls in hell when they made the decision?

naar uit

>>149628731
But he initiated the manhattan project. Germany was just an excuse.

Hirohito got what for

>>149628738
>nipt
monkey language!

https://x.com/mattamys/status/1941157702425555088
don't mind me just pirating this steering wheel

>max on pole
We're so back!

>>149628789
bet you he's a nonce

max will replicate 2017 singapore crash but with mclels

>>149628793
Computer generate a 50m tall Lily He. Nude. Place me directly under her. Disengage safety protocols. Engage.

>>149628789
>leyton house
what are they paying him to take it?

people actually prefer cota over indy?

>>149628885
I prefer Road America

ismo

>>149628885
Ya America turns right now

new peter just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBwnXzzVc1Y

>>149628970
counterclockwise tracks are just /turnleft/ with some countersteer

>>149629048
Cars©®™ told me /turnleft/ is all countersteer

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ch5V6CxVBU

i have to refrigerate my vodka
its beyond over

>>149629188
Should I fetch a beer? Feeling kinda stressed like that cat, and everyone on the grid except Max.

damn Danica Patrick has got IT, I say that to her every time she walks past me and my coworker on set and we tell her, "damn Danny you really got IT on today". She's everything a washed out female open wheel racer would aspire to be, talented, beautiful, still in the prime of her life, still making moves in the business. She literally has to have IT or what else could she possibly do with her career that she hasn't already done blindfolded.
And nowadays I usually say hi to her and ask about how the MAGA movement is going and updates on her next big trip to Burning Man. Because yeah only Danny the 50 something year old nationalist, psychedelic, childless, cool wine aunt could pull off a lifestyle like that simply because she has IT.

>>149629198
no.

>>149629232
Nope. My dick would refuse on the grounds of supreme stupidity.

>>149629232
American women have NO ASS

>>149629232
assless ass

>>149628970
Nascar has been doing road course for only four years fewer than f1 has existed. We figured out how to turn left like seventy years ago, we just don't feel like doing it.

>>149629358
ive seen how you run cota you havent figured out shit

>>149620325 (OP)
>Chuck on suicide watch (again)
What seven (7) years at Ferrari does to a man.

>>149629232
damn you sound like schizo
What is your prognosis for tomorrow?
1-2-3 HAM-LEC-HULK

>>149629232
this is the ideal female form

>>149629387

>>149620325 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25_z9_lDapQ
so fucking shit i am

>>149629406
>built for your pleasure

get taken out the fridge retard

Tomorrow he wins. Dubs confirm

>>149629592
not dubs

>>149629592
>>149629611
lmao max sends his regards

>>149629510
>tfw he didn't pick me

>>149629611
There they are

>>149629592
>>149629611
HARDY HAR HAR HAR HAR
You make this old pirate happy

digits and lewis never wins again

>>149629633
>shocked EDD face

>>149629625

>>149629633
Bottos avenged

>>149629633

>>149629633

>>149629633

>>149621159
Everyone always forgets about Pascal

>>149621895
>>149621962
Literally just PUBErty

>>149629925
the n

>>149629232
That's a terrible ass. Tits are better anyways but that butt is atrocious.

Still I would. You're all a bunch of closeted faggots if you wouldnt bang Danica.
She's fit af, she can go all night and she looks like a women obsessed with tightness. She trained those muscles hard to stay tight.
Danica is a great fuck, no matter the ass.

>>149629949
yall have never seen a girl grow up i swear

>>149630021
>>149630021

>watching Strayan trauma docu
>this creature pops up
Explain yourself Australia. F1 related because there is always a helicopter present to take injured people to hospital, or they don't race.

>>149623227
Based, thruth!

>>149629891
why is chuck so goofy