Thread 149639633

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Previous: >>149626595

no emma no watch

what happened to lena

>>149639721
AIDS

I've never come to /tennis/ and seen discussion about the sport. It's just pictures of various women players.

Looks like an annoying, short-man-syndrome teenage boy

Any bratty outburts from Mirra?

>>149639836
Ballgirls and spectators too

'tching the ol' 'nis

realistically how far away is alcaraz rublev from starting? need to know if I should stay up or if too late

>>149639864
Not so far. But she seems to control herself well in doubles matches anyway.

Afternoon lads

>>149639922
What time zone you anyway, GMT -14 or something?

>>149640003
He's in the fucking future. Australia is weird

>>149640003
aest, 12:30 am currently

I hate formula 1 so fucking much

i would let Kartal stuff my ass

>>149640187
You're all confined to the east huh?

>>149640342
What about me?

Glory to the Soviet Union.

>>149640383
i only let women fuck my ass if I get to turn around and dominate them physically and pschologically. show them that because I am male I am stronger and they as one of the inferior sex need a strong man in their life, and they are nothing without me

this Kartal match has been woeful

Womanlets simply shouldn't be allowed to play unless they're Henin tier

>>149640456
t. powerbottom

Pavs :)

how did a man lose to a woman here?

Out come the court condoms again.

:)

>another foid match
>it's the howling banshee
Grim

>>149639633 (OP)
rip
haha

thoughts on england's brave norrie?

>>149640639
funny funny accent

>>149640639
He's hanging in there, if it didn't say it on the screen I'd never guess he won the first set.

Only Morgan Riddle can save Wimbledon

jarry and norrie playing an absolute slurper rn

CAM(er)ON NORRIE!

Brooke Black looking gorgeous out there today

Post Cirstea and Kalinskaya

Crazy that Navarro just came out of nowhere in 2024 and is dominating the WTA now.

>>149641176
how many slams has she won so far? is she gonna be the next serena?

I miss the challenging and the arguing
this new system feels shite

>>149640583
She’s a disgrace

did refo's acutally get free tickets over locals?

kino

>>149641435
>t.

death to servebots

BASED FUCKIN NORRIE

England's brave Camerold Norrington

>>149641932
Off topic celebrity shit

>>149641932
>I'M ACTING

Lfgooooooo Norrie

>>149641932
god awful.

"Draper" can only dream of being to British tennis what Sir Cameron Norrie is

what's he wittering on about

Mertens and Sabs used to be doubles partners

Someday someone will explain why commentators glaze Emma R no matter what. Losing, quitting, making excuses - regardless, they worship her. Very weird.

Explain to my dumb casual ass what makes a tennir player dominant, cause surely there must be more to it than just
>he can run across the court faster
>he hits the ball harder
>he can give it more top spin
>he's stronger mentally

>>149639633 (OP)
All people on picture look 35+

this court has no doubles lines and it's very distracting

What was Jarry complaining about? My sound was turned too low

>>149641932
Villeneuve is such a hack FRAUD, I mean what kind of direction is this even??

this idiot is whinging

>>149642057
British nationalism

>>149641932
Notice there's no inner life. Typical of the new actors. Just pantomiming humanity.

>>149641944
>zenny
>off topic
Tell me who wrote the below
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140564302/#q140602751

>>149641932
What am I looking at here

Who has the biggest booba at wta right now?

>>149642063
youre asking if being
>faster
>stronger
>more skilled
>smarter
is an advantage in sports? hard to say really

>>149641932
>>149642166
Funny how forcing this bitch is not working on any males with eyes

>>149642109
Villeneuve sounds French Canadian. Name one good French Canadian thing outside of ice on puck chasing stars

>>149642089
Norrie bouncing balls in between 1st and 2nd serve I think, that's what the commentary said at least

>>149642199
I'm asking if there's more to it than quantifiable stats

>>149642087
newport is the only sovl tourny left

>>149640267
why, what happen?

>>149640639
not english

why i support jarry

>>149642195
Vendula and Lys
Collins
Sabalenka

Seems like he's moaning about Norrie bouncing the ball an unpredictable amount of times between serves.

>>149642129
Nope. I'm listening to a male and female announcer here try to outdo each other slobbering over her. Wild.

>>149642151
>Typical of the new actors
i disagree with this tho zendaya is the most overrated actor we have rn

>>149641073
i love how they give vibes of like giggling schoolgirls lauffin' at the virgin /tennis/ poster

>>149642166
Said nothing wrong

>>149642195
Certainly not Iga

Kalinskaya is gonna win the women's doubles Wimby (hopefully)

Mertenssisters we can still do this

how do we get rid of zendaya poster

>>149642308
name a good one or more then

>>149642195
anisimova no contest

Arantxa Rus's sexy lean skinny muscular body, legs and corr in particular

Gaby Sabatini's perfect lean musiclar sweaty bronze tanned legs

That's the images in my head I wish I had in my 80tb nas

wish god had taken norrie insteas of diogo jota

>>149642366
jus close yo eyes nigga

>>149642379
paul mescal

>>149642440
I can't take that woke joke seriously. but ok

Jarrybros what happened

Raducanu and Draper are both popular with the brits, how come there are no NorrieManiacs out there?

>>149642227
There's gotta be something, but nothing comes to mind. French Canadians are a weird arrogant retarded bunch.

>>149642354
Is this pic form 2019? Tummy looks lean and youthful

>>149642366
he is very easy to filter

>>149642490
>caring about anything an actor does off screen
so you are a woman.

>>149642339
Tummy of 35y mother after 2 pregnancies
Or me after 3 years no fitness

>>149642331
Would

>>149642527
Trudeaus mom is very pretty

Rumors she was super duper slutty like orgies in NYC club etc

>>149642508
watch aftersun

>>149642339
Big bunda makes up for it

>>149642522
He's American

>match so boring that you all talk about movies
Classic wtgay moment

>>149639633 (OP)
Sup dogs we doing wimby??? Who play

>>149642687
was good in Normal People too

>>149642725
there is also snorrie vs servebot that nobody cares to watch

>>149642769
>>149642788
Sup dogs what's up America let's go

>>149642239
>>149642283
It can't be such a retarded thing. I refuse to believe it.

>>149642522
Too boring to watch.

>>149642832
it is
Jarry just did it to get back at him

peak snorrie

>>149642854
Brazil what's up let's go let's go

This is the worst Wimbledon I can remember
Only the Tsonga/Raonic times were worse

>>149642769
and all of us strangers. but i only watch capeshit and nobody can act anymore

Didn't tennis(TM) make a serious effort to get rid of grunting a while back? Why is this russian ogre allowed to banshee scream at every hit then?

>>149642832
>>149642876
Germany Italy, the axis, what's up let's go wimby! we are rallying the fan base

Elise :)

>>149642151
This 100%. They convey nothing.

>>149642946
Just ignore it.

>>149642946
They didn't. As long as the noise you're making is consistent they don't say anything

>>149642958
We were with that anime country too

>>149642903
I just knew Jarry would get 3-0'd by a more seasoned player

come on are norrie

>>149642923
Could be a 250 tourney innit?

>>149643086
Consistent? Lmfao, the fuck does that mean? When I hit the ball I can scream "AH" and at the next shot "EEEH". What's the problem?

I want to see Sabalenka’s nipples so bad

>>149642923
2018 Djokovic - Anderson

>>149643086
this isnt true you see dudes screech when they stretch for a winner even tho they were quiet the entire rally and the umpire doesnt say shit

>>149643230
Why

>>149643281
It's a judgment call but for volume during rallies I've heard umpires say something like, "he's been doing that the whole time." Point is there has been no formal effort to police it

>>149643230
God I wanna climb that tree so badly. 6ft of woman

>>149643239
2018 actually had some decent matches
djoker nadal
del potro nadal
but yeah other than that, it was horrible

>>149643320
>He doesn't want those lips around his dick

kalinskaya my wife

so radiant

beauty

Are players allowed to talk to to each other freely, or do they need the umpire's permission everytime they want to communicate?

when the fuck's monke playing

>>149643415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4baxT-yIw

death death to the chair umpires

>>149642538
she looks better now

based boy being funny in front of the camera
just based
b
a
s
e
d

Walkover victories from opponents retiring shouldn't be allowed in Grand Slams.

There should be a secret in-house pro that comes on instead, then the last game played is reset to 0-0

>*WWE Walkout music starts to play*
>Commentator: "By god It it's Casper Ruud with squash raquet"

>>149642601
>has no principles
so you are a woman

>>149643672
whos monke

You are watching the women's Euros right anons?

>>149642687
i don't watch broccoli haircuts, ironic moustaches, woke men, or bad acting

>>149643834
I've been watching Semenstone till now, might switch to Siegemund

>>149642932
>i only watch capeshit
mystery solved

>>149643012
precisely

anna :(

>>149640166
CROATIA

>>149643230
woo her with roids

Brb, going to buy New Balance shoes because Coco Gauff endorses them.

>>149643711
Perfect example yes lmao

>>149643834
nah

fink thats the reason eugene wasnt televized

just strong resentment

"watch on bbciplayer" you say

"why the big issue?" you ask

because i NEED to fast forward when i want. not gonna sit there watch minsles 2 hours of athletics. i watch bits i want and fast forward the shittery

and the fact of the matter is that bbciplayer's fast forward system is so bad its unusable in this capacity

similar problrm in tennis. i fast forward a lot to make it go fast between the rallies

this is impossible on iplayer

if i watch tennis on iplayer its only possible to watch in real time

yea i actually do the fast forward routine sometimes but when i maje that choice i am also actively acknowledging that a significant proportion of the match will be spoiled by the unusability of the fastforward fast backward system. so i only so that whrn i dont particularly care about a match

Emmaless Wimbledon is so boring.

>>149642522
Cos he's a farken Kiwi with a dreadfully boring game and is actually a bit of a prat

>>149643905
Why are eye-talians so rayciss

>>149644132
god what a spinner she used to be

>>149644132
based

>>149644116
Based autist

>>149644140
they are subhumans

>>149644132
Gookcel

>>149644116
>Most patient zoomer

the age of emma is over

>enjoying cam kino
>bbc randomly changes over to women's soccer
they did this to me the other day with some Kier Stammer interview too

>>149644132
Imagine if her footgame was actually good

I love formula 1 so much

>>149639633 (OP)
Guys u think Emma would lick/suck ur penis if u placed it gently on her face/cheeks or is she not like that

>>149644140
Charlie seems like a nice guy. Shelton is the one who was going to assault a chairperson.

>>149644322
Remember the other thread where she was dancing? I forgot to comment that I didn't like her jeans and shoes, I thought those looked like old lady clothes

>>149644304
> wanting to listen to keir starmer

>>149644322
Strangely I can't imagine being sexual in anyway. Looks like she has a starfish personality

>>149644307
I'm pretty sure her "footgame" is pretty good when she's dating chads...

>>149644392
>implying anyone suggested this

lady di schnaider look deeply depressed

very sad

She won

>>149644440
>implying thats not exactly what the comment implied

>>149644515
>British reading comprehension

>>149644140
>>149644210
Satire is more than legit in this case, given how exaggerated his interaction with the Philippe-Chatrier crowd was.

>>149644497
looks like she just emerge from josef fritzl basement

>>149644392
>keir starmer
Fucking melt. No idea how someone so weak becomes the leader of a fucking country. What happened to us?

>>149644417
It's the baggy jeans and shoes she might be asexual

>>149644497
>not sure if mugshot of robbery accomplice or teacher who had sexual relationships with multiple students

>>149644561
>implying it is not illogical to watch something one does not want to watch

bogglin' diss one

must be said

>>149644573
Is that the food truck guy?
>>149644581
Hate that guy man what a loser

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>149644614
>poster watching tennis
>annoyed that it got switched over to something they didn't want to watch
>eternally coping because you made a mistake
m8, just shut the fuck up

>>149644591
CROATIA
R
O
A
T
I
A
I love you Croatia I will die today for the cheques

Poone was right when he said he'd beat Jarry 9 times out of 10

kahm on norrie

got some fresh cod for tea
dunno doesn't really inspire me, seems a bit light

>>149644581
Today I learned make of boss in Severance and your pm is the same. Is it somehow related to Kiera?

Asking to your questions, I've heard rumors that UK elite is very closely tied and all the networking-nepotism goes all the way from friendships made in elite boys only schools, and some of that friendships are 5 inches deeper than school friendships usually are

>Zverev out in R1
>Granny in QF
State of german Tennis

JARRY DOING IT

>>149644734
Based do you live near a river

>>149644737
>make
Name

Serving fast is not in the spirit of tennis. There should be a speed cap at say 100mph

>>149644666
Much appreciated.
>>149644734
Your cod doesn't inspire you?
What are you a billionaire recluse who talks like that?

>>149644794
lmao

>>149644794
if that were the case, the term "ace" wouldn't exist

>>149644794
You might as well go back to the amateur-only era

>>149644867
Fr

>>149644794
>There should be a speed cap at say 100mph
That's how I feel about cricket bowling where they cant extend their arms passed a certain degree.....BECAUSE

It's over :(

>>149644653
kek i have no idea the logic of this post

beggars belief

>>149644625
No that's Josef schnitzel

>>149644918
good

hope kalinskaya cirstea somehow go whole way

>>149644928
>ESL jeet is STILL coping
you can just stop replying. no one will know it was you in later gennys.

>>149644918
Oof what kind of garbage do they eat that Schneiders face looks like that
There goes that muh elite athlete myth
Muh elite muh elite
So gay

>In ATP tennis matches, players are not explicitly prohibited from talking to each other, but there are limits and expectations about how and when they interact:

>Allowed: Brief, respectful interaction
>Players can speak directly to each other, for example:
>Apologizing after a net cord.
>Clarifying a point.
>Light conversation during changeovers (rare but allowed).

>Not allowed: Quarreling or arguing
>Heated arguments, quarrels, or unsportsmanlike conduct directed at another player can result in:
>Code violations (for unsportsmanlike conduct).
>Warnings, point penalties, or fines.
>The chair umpire has full authority to intervene if a dispute escalates.
>If one player feels harassed or provoked, they can ask the umpire to step in.

>Umpire's role
>Players do not need the umpire’s permission to speak to each other, but:
>The umpire ensures communication stays within professional and respectful boundaries.
>In contentious situations, players are expected to address concerns through the umpire.

>Example (reality of the rule)
>Some on-court spats have occurred (e.g., Kyrgios, Tsitsipas, Medvedev), but when they become confrontational, they’re penalized, and often become disciplinary matters for the ATP.

Cringe rules. Back in the days tennis was more face-to-face. Real men (1920s-2000s) vs Manchildren (2000s-today).

>>149644771
cod don't swim rivers do they?
But yeah I do, had some locally caught brown trout once and that was nice

>>149644826
kek last time I posted about my coriander and hummus sandwiches some cunt on here called me a Tarquin
do you lot just eat microwave ready meals or something lmao

love the kalinskaya cirstea sexual energy

>>149644918
Hideous monkey specimens

Mirra

>>149645015
You are king of the waters

>>149644588
>>149644417
She is very sexual.

>For now, tennis is Navarro's only focus as she gears up for a third round match at Wimbledon on Friday afternoon.

>However, the 24-year-old did admit that, though she is currently single, she's open to love and wouldn't rule out dating a fellow professional.

>She continued: ‘Tennis is it, for now. We’ll see. My heart’s open, let’s put it that way.’

>When asked specifically whether she'd date another pro, Navarro replied: 'I don’t know - I wouldn’t write it off. It happens a lot. There are a few tennis couples on tour.’

>>149644918
radiant eastern beauties

>>149645015
Posh Surrey cunt funky off

Snorrie sisters?

>>149645078
>looking for that sinner gaping

>>149645078
What do you think of those jeans and shoes they're cringe to me I don't see her the same way now
Before I thought she was a fine Slavic lass

>>149644918
It never began.

>>149645015
>coriander and hummus sandwiches

>>149645092
alright baz be sure to put plenty of red sauce on your oven chips tonight

>>149645078
She's wearing men's shoes and men's pants. Is she a lesbian?

>>149645078
slut

>>149644918
:(

tell me if jarry wins set 4

>>149645015
why would you not just make a normal sandwich?

SCAMERON NAURRIE

>>149645154
Imagine eating dead food

>>149645015
>coriander and hummus

Based Jarry (not his real name) giving us additional tennis to watch.

>>149644918
That's how ancient Russians looked before the contact with western and southern civilizations

>>149645154
seriously try it, it's delicious

>>149644976
God I love these tops

>>149645140
>men's pants
There's no other kind, Giacomo.

>Boob level hidden camera in a plant
Based Wimbledon

Sup d00dz LETS FUCKIN GO SABS CRUSH THIS BITCH

>>149645078
She has that american girl dawg multiplied by being a billionaires daughter multiplied by self-made successes

Wonder what is she liked in sauna and bedroom, running naked and happy

>>149645266
It's so childish that all these athletes have an empty space for their flag but the other people have flags

Sick of this lanky cunt all he does is serve fast he can barely return the ball

>>149645295
first time watching a servebot on grass?

>>149645295
rude. her name is aryna.

Hearing from the USTA that if this goes to a tie they'll scissor to decide outcome

U guys ever hear of tie break tens? Does /tennis/ follow that?

>>149645377
Who the fuck would want to see Jarry and Norrie scissor

you guys actually jerk off to players?

SABS SMASH

>>149645455
players schlick off to me

>>149645124
How is Navarro a Slavic?
Though if you said she is Slavic id believe you
Well Russia has lots of face varieties
And if you said she is sepharite jew or Mexican american, too believe


>>149645140
>wearing men's shoes and men's pants
>>149645124
>think of those jeans and shoes
I actually like it. Maybe cuz that style reminds me the style of another girl I like a lot, who is a German Berliner artist Iva's 29yo lookalike. I brought her pics here previously.
The style is a bit weird but kinda cute and you have to forgive your SO's weaknesses and weirdnessess too(cuz you love them and she forgives you yours) so I don't have a negative emotions how girl dresses if I like her.

I think this style of her says about her insecurity to dress feminine like moorgs in the same time no fear to be weird and try to find the 2% of clothes she feels comfortable in for a public event idk???

>>149645455
did a cum to Katie Boulter on Friday

>>149644132
katie is cuter

>>149645455
You don't?

>>149645455
it's difficult with the C-shaped spine and fridgebod they all have

>>149645455
only to ruudgoat

Would officials frown on you for sipping a refreshing G&T between games?

>>149645455
wait you dont?

>>149645529
>C-shaped
?
You mean S?

how is katie going to help de minaur beat djoker

>>149645455
i once gooned over Vekic pics for about 2 hours

>>149645490
She could be Bulgarian Slavic
Yeah I can see that, I think it could work if she had bigger boobs. Also I understand her sometimes I'm afraid to be fully masculine and bash heads when people bother me slam their heads into the concrete like the old days we live in society
Hahahahahahaha just kidding I'm so chill I'm on a raw diet bro

>>149645561
hide bread under Novak's pillow

>>149645455
Nah, Gladiators on the other hand...

>>149645588
Beep beep beep touch touch touch girl touch girl

anna :(

Aryna is fucking up

servebots were a mistake

I fucking hate servebots

>>149645563
On 14 sexy pics she has?

>>149645560
)

Screamlenka wants to choke her third GS in a row so bad.

Just google. Donna Vekic has a 4.99/5 rated feet on WikiFeet. That very might be the highest rated tennis women's player feet on that site. (Idk about juniors, are the allowed? Just more chance of pretty feet at 15, well 16-17, than 37, nails and skin are better)

>>149645722
But that's a good spine? Athletic, toned

>>149645455
no... but if I was gay I would

>>149645765
I knew you were a weirdo when you failed to webm the Maya Joint flicked smash at 5-4 in the tie break

norrie choking?

Ugly Belgian bitch. Come on Sabs. Get your pencil eraser nipples out

Wanted to stay up for Grug but I can't do it, I've had way too little sleep lately, I'm going to bed

>>149645823
Rest your head my boy
We will take care of the burden here to carry the emotions of the favorite players to send good energy there, and when you seem refreshed you can come back and help

>>149645820
>Ugly Belgian bitch
no need to repeat yourself

>mandy 'smova vs linskova soon
nice

>>149645856
Based

>>149645854
You have my gratitude, friend

I want Sabs to role play as a Bengal tiger chasing me around her hotel suite growling and pinning me to the carpet while I scream helplessly

>>149645823
Grug is boring anyway

Sabalenkover?

>>149645879
good fantasy

>>149645879
>Sabs
at least call her by her first name

>>149645856
The Belgian people are very good people they mostly live in Antwerp and they do the food there but now I believe they're all criminals anyone that eats cooked food or provides it
If I'm the fuhrer I'm killing anyone that cooks food I'm making stoves and microwaves illegal every street should be a public orchard of infinity bounty and animals run around to kill and eat their raw flesh

>>149645879
Very specific scenario anon...

>>149645807
that's not me :/

>sabalenka on the verge of tears
seriously, what the fuck is her problem?

Elise is trash

>>149645937
She's such a great girl with a rich personality

>>149645937
Aching for my dick

>>149645807
What match? Might find replay

>>149645937
She’s bleeding out of her tight hairy
pussy hole right now hence the black shorts. Shes super horny and emotionally unstable at the moment

>>149645937
supersoldier serum has strong emotional side effects

her screaming pisses me off

>>149645963
fucking kek

>>149645958
The final against the Filipino girl, Eala I believe

Dreadful day of tennis this. I hope the evening session delivers

Ball straight at the net and Mertens still managed to fuck it up

someone put a muzzle on this bitch

Aryna :)

she has to be the biggest autist on the wta tour

I really have a soft spot for sabs, such a little kitten

Sabs :)

bet Tim Henman regrets saying "Raducanu's Ridge" just now

Do the players put on watches after the match because of sponsors?

So many cringe posts

>>149646022
kek

>>149645987
I always deliver in an evening session if you consider the inference

who has the best serve and why is it de minaur?

>>149646032
yes

>>149645987
Prayers on Morgs presence :pray emoji:
Her girly aura is gold and makes people around happy

>>149646044
I could not possibly fathom what you're referring to old chap, care to elaborate further?

>>149646050
Among those left? Sonego.

>>149646037
thanks for providing an example

grug time

>asking Aryanka about TikTok dances
is this a new low for tennis?

>efremova's court is a single camera one
rublo v raz it is :/

>>149646120
Do you work for the lawn club and have access to their feeds

mommysinova waiting room

Depeche Mode should be the house band for Wimbledon.

>>149645796
He's such a handsome lad, I just want him to be happy in another mans arms

>>149646134
umm.. n-no, why?

>>149646097
old man djocko was tiktok dancing after his win yesterday

Why can't Jarry fucking break?

>Aryna Sabalenka after beating Elise Mertens at Wimbledon

>“First of all guys it feels so good to feel all the support, you know. I feel like today I got you on my side, right?”

>>149646212
servebots do be like that

Carlingz would bootyblast both these shitters off the court

>>149646220
Emmabros BTFO
also, that thigh gap

>>149646220
Are those actually hardwood floors?

i will not support cnorrz
i'm thinking i'm on team cilic

imagine being a footballer who was great at kick-offs and kick-offs alone.

that's your serve bot

cooked my cod what do you think?

fell apart a bit in the pan but oh well

Nastia looks like she works in HR

>>149646303
You just posted a very rare Pepe.

when does caritoth start? this match is fucking awful

>>149646340
Doesn't look as delicious as pasta with strawberries, but good enough

>>149646340
Looks delicious, congrats Daniel.

>>149646340
looks aight

>>149646340
looks good but needs more sauce or a lemon butter

>>149646362
Carlitos-Rublev is gay match

>jarry/norrie is alcaraz's next opponent
of course. utterly piss easy draw. we couldn't have shelton or cilic or someone half interesting could we.

>>149646392
seethe

>>149646370
igor's food is as ugly as her

>>149646340
how the fuck do you get your sweet potatos crispy

C'mon Jazeera u fuckin choker

>>149646400
>Best Post ITT

>>149646402
air fryer

Kalinskaya / Cirstea are gonna win again

>>149646430
shit, alright, gotta get one
just some oil, salt and paprika on it?

>>149646382
>lemon butter
interesting, i've never heard of that

>>149646402
>coat them in rapeseed oil (and salt and paprika to taste)
>put in a foil covered baking tray
>bake in the oven for ~18 minutes at 200 degrees

Risotto with strawberries is absolutely top-tier.

Norrie has the ugliest backhand I've ever seen

>>149646458
Cursed

come on norrie wrap this up so we can watch amanda!

>>149646503
seethe

>>149646506
My pick to win the tournament :^)

BASED NORRIE

>>149646534
Noskova was my pick so one of us will be proven wrong today!

Linda has actually ridden her luck from what I've seen so far so it wouldn't surprise me if Amanda wins today

>>149639633 (OP)
My boy jarry going to crush this British fag. Servebots making a big comeback now that Djoker is old.

>>149646340
What in the world are you doing with those bell peppers(capsicums)?
>gross
How would the bitterness even help this dish?
Other than that looks good anon.

Carlos will dominate Wimbledon like prime Fed

>>149646458
Ew bro ur like iga now

All the good matches are tomorrow. Gonna skip today. Hoping for an upset but not expecting it.

oh lawd please not another set

>>149646597
You have no idea what you're talking about

Norrie is finished

Norrie letting his kiwi/saffer/american instincts take over here

Wimbledon champion Nicolas Jarry

RIP norrie?

TOPKEK

I must say Nico’s wife is very beautiful

>>149646636
We'll know in about an hour.

norriebros haha

Norrie norrie couldn’t scorrie

Cametroon Snorrie

If I was a tennis player I would just never lose the last point of any game

>>149646634
stusex :)

jesus christ can one of these shutters win already

>>149646580
fair question
i've got them in my fridge so i thought, "why not?"
often in restaurants they are served within the salad (with things like tomatoes, carrot slices), but admittedly, not to the extent i've included them

i wouldn't include them if i was trying to win a cooking competition

Juicy Legs for a Granny

1point1fistpump

>>149646682
This nigga solved tennis

>>149646685
*shitters
You're welcome.

Based jarry saving tennis

ONE MORE SET
ONE MORE SET
ONE MORE SET

Carlos is the great goat

>>149646618
>>149646458
noice

>Russian and Belarusian players still not given their country letters

Such petty shite

>>149646618
not seeing the vision here italybro

it's a balance
>norris wins (rigged) so then norrie loses

Jarry is an absolute BEAST

I heard a pussy was seen on one of the courts. Did they catch it? Was the owner ever found? Homeless pets are a real problem of today's era.

that strawberry risotto looks fucking awful ngl much like that hag iga

fuck sake norrie
i hate m*n so fucking much!

Is the foot fault also called by the hawkseye software?

>>149646757
that's just Norrie la'

>>149646761
Exceptional posting sir

>>149646738
why are russian players even allowed? they are banned from football and other sports. why is tennis an exemption?

>>149646804
Bribable governing bodies.

>>149646688
Yea sabine looking good Hun :)

I hate women umpires so much it's unreal

love from italy

>>149646804
all the good ones move to Monaco anyway

>>149646757
may as well post it again i guess

>>149646831
holy shit

>>149646804
Ets an in'vid'uul spo't whotzit innit m8

>>149646831
Imagine eating Eala's pussy with strawberries

>>149646804
They shouldn’t be banned from anything. Were we banned from sports for invading Iraq?

>>149646859
eugh

>>149646859
now that's a strawberry dish i can get behind!

chi chi chi
le le le
viva chile

>>149646831
AHHHHHHH I CAN SMELL IT AHHHHH SNIFFFFFFFFFF OH MY GOODNESS THE FEMININE SWEATY FRAGRANCE GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME

Alcarathers...

Carlos is just joking around…

This is the start of Rublingz' strongmind era. Cap this.

holy based

Alcatraz sisters......

ACKaraz

>>149646804
Because it's an individual sport. They are banned from team events. Wimbledon banned them 1 year and the ATP/WTA stripped the tournament of its ranking points.

>>149646831
Would adopt and pet

>>149646831
film crew panicking to switch cameras lmao

>>149646939
Boring flick

Up the Rublev.

based norrie

>grug going to job to rublev
K W A B

Bros, just turned it on. Can our boy Rublev do it?

uhh grug bros?

The white man is winning

Is Buddhism the anwser?

Yeah, I’m finkin 25

if my maths is accurate, Rublev winning means Norrie probably makes the final

cam on rublev

have people stopped watching the norrie game?

>>149647057
more like taylor fritzl

>>149647067
rube carlo took my attention away

>>149647067
not me, I'm invested in it

Rublev deserves this slam.
He has done it all.

>>149647024
No, we can only hope it's a fun game

Play for the kids.

>>149647024
No he's a clown

>>149647114
>>149647183
>2 retarded errors in a row, broken service
I guess youre right.

Hearing the Brits say "Alcarath" is like hearing them say "gracias" to the shopkeepers in Benidorm. It'd be hard for me to do it, so cringe

Carlos is best grass player of all time

>>149647098
>done it all
>0 sfs
>won like 2 sets total in 10 qf losses

>6 deuces
m8 me chips are cold

Rublev is a very submissive gay while carlos is much more dominant so I think carlos wins

Alcarath is a coomer which makes him BASED

why is Norrie so shit

>>149647215
There once was a sexy and collected Swedish man called BJORN

>>149647240
I actually don't think that he watches porn or masturbates

>>149647247
He betrayed new zealand

>>149647254
He’s already better

>alligator alcatraz intentionally dropping 4 games just to mindbreak this bum
based

>>149647256
Have u seen his ig nigga

Rublev doesn't look too confident bros

>>149647098
>Stan vs big 3

He really was shite outside of a few grand slams, where he was elite. Wild career honestly

Norries gay little grey hair quiff halves is likeability

This guy is a legit joke

how will Centre Court react to a Rublev meltdown?

>Wimbledon won't show the Russian flag

Lmao who watches this faggot shit

>>149647332
peak slam cazzie

>>149647332
who gives a fuck

>>149647359
this
not even russians care

We must support the enfant terrible of tennis.
I think we can all identify with Rublev's struggles regarding the regularness of life that makes him sperg out occasionally.

>>149647369
>>149647359
Retarded /pol/brains that literally have a sub90 iq unironically

>>149647332
hello comrade

norrie's through at this point

>>149647332
They think the tournament actually matters. In England we're like, banned from any way to see any other slam except Wimbledon, almost all brits probably think subconsciously that Wimbledon is the only tournament that actually exists for tennis.

>>149647256
>implying

>>149647409
interesting.
Here we have the other 3 slams in Eurosport, regular cable.
Wimbledon only on a premium more expensive channel.

>>149647417
doesn't mean anything
chads like hundreds of pics every week so the bitches know that they're intested
they dm him and he fucks them
not even kidding

alcatumble

>>149647417
>this is a 4/10 in ukraine
You literally cant suffer there, can you?

Alcaraz, the greatest womaniser of our time, has had how many known girlfriends? How many times has he even been spotted near a woman outside tennis?

Where's Van Ritjoven?

I miss kyrgios

>>149647391
Name calling is all you can come up with. You're triggered because you know it's another embarrassment for your side.

weet ik

Rublev breaks here, but loses the 2nd set 6-1

Rublev has the most negative body language of the top200

>>149647473
Not if we start a proxy war with Russia and make Ukraine fight it :)

>>149647575
wait till the meltdown

Rublev and Pavs winning Wimbledon. Anglo-Saxons are going to cry

he fell down, the Ruskie fell down and humiliated himself

rubtumble

which GS is the cheapest to attend?

>>149647529
that's 2 posts now proving you care

kino

Based rublev

you really need to start linking your new thread more than once
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