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>>149633501
winning a bullpen game is like not choking a world series for the stinkees
Chad
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okay, thank you for 5 innings Gausman. The 'pen will take it from here.
>>149649401they objectively did not
>>149649415they won our hearts :)
bryce harper is very attractive
>>149649395Share? We get him against lolmets :3
>>149649401kek doyerpacos
>>149648675There is nobody who hit 40 home runs for the Blue Jays and also played for the Angels.
>>149649401If I was sitting next to this faggot I would knock his teeth out
>>149649505you wouldn't do shit
>>149649505lmao you wouldn't do shit
>>149649503What about Expos?
Vladdy dinger cancelled, but at least my man Leo got his first hit of the season.
>>149649525Vlad Sr did that, but he wouldn't count for that spot.
Did Vladdy just make the pitching change for his team lol wtf
Almost a quality start for Gausman
>>149649401doyerpacos kek
>>149649724he just waved the bullpen pitcher in
this is a big at bat, folx
Doyerpacos really bring their anime dolls to the game kek
>>149649818they really do be like that
>>149649818yeah because we're based and not insecure little bitches like you
hou
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Today, we are ALL Astros fans
If this result stays, I think Boone has bought himself another month as Yankees manager.
>>149649227 (OP)This OP was factchecked by true Yankees (Somerset) Patriots.
Hopefully O'Hoppe didn't crack a rib there, that looked painful
>>149649872kek doyerpacos
>>149649936aww that's all the npc can say
a beautiful swing from a beautiful man
>>149649940kek doyerpacos
>>149649957Foot inside, right in his wheelhouse
I will NEVER root for the Astros, Dodgers, or Yankees
>>149649987What about the cusb
>leave in fried to immediately plunk someone
boone masterclass
>>149649987What about when they're playing eachother?
>>149650002cubspie ruined them for me, also no
>>149649912He's not going anywhere, and even then, we're at the point of the game where the bats get cold and the bullpen blows it.
>>149649987>Astros put on the same level as the Yanks and DodgersWe can't stop winning, these last 10 years has been a delight to be a fan of this team.
i will NEVER root for the Diamondbacks, Athletics. Braves, Orioles, Red Sox, Cubs, White Sox, Reds, Guardians, Rockies, Tigers, Astros, Royals,
Angels, Dodgers, Marlins, Brewers, Twins, Mets, Yankees, Phillies, Pirates, Padres, Giants, Mariners, Cardinals, Rays, Rangers, or Nationals.
>>149650067the astros MINDFUCKED the doyerpacos
MEATBALLS ARE ON THE MENU BOYS
>>149649962the cards will pay for the game. based entrepreneurial doyerchads.
>>149649972at least we got a close up of ohoppe's crotch
>>149650116IT'S A MEATBALL SUBWAY SUNDAY,
Schanuel's been having to bail out a lot of shitty throws from Rengifo and Neto lately.
>Boone insists on going to the bullpen
Game fucking over
>yanks aren't beating the allegations
>check scores
>yankees beating the mest
ah no wonder mestboricuas are so quiet
Yankees with the bad fundies
boy, the stinkees are getting smaller and smaller in the rearview mirror
Goldie saved another run there
I would have sex with Barbara Palvin
Kevin Gausman day is done;
5.2 IP
7 H
2 ER
3 BB
9 K
>>149650213a daring synthesis
Judge once again carrying these bums.
Gonna need an Adell homer to tie the game 3-3 and then we lose in extras again
>>149650213i had really bad insomnia when i was 17 and spent a lot of nights watching the rockies :)
>>149650146Hotter than any asian woman.
Judge just can't win with these cats
judge is the only good thing about the stankees
>>149650146i've never wanted to be a basketball so bad in my entire life
coomers to alligator alcatraz
4 runs total in the det/cle series?
>>149650261>hot white girls are hotter than AsiansNo shit
>>149650285I like Bellinger even though he's not as good as he used to be.
COME ON, YANKESS
SCUR SUM FUKIN' RUNS
>>149650325Race doesn't really matter, as long as she's not fat and doesn't have tattoos, piercings, lip filler, and dyed hair they will already be hotter than 90% of western women
O'HOPPE PLEASE
HE THREW NOTHING BUT SLIDERS
EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO THROW NOTHING BUT SLIDERS BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS CHASE
GOD DAMN IT
>>149649876No. I hate both teams
does bryce harper have aids? did he get hit by a pitch and contract hiv?
>>149650462I like the Jays.
What do we think about Slim Chicken?
>>149649227 (OP)I'll accept NY as America's sewer, but nothing more.
>>149650098Someone fuck this guy
>>149649962those hands say everything
>>149650462i like all these teams, even the Yankees
if the A's move to Vegas, then maybe I'll hate them
>>149650146definitely dodger fans
>>149650292yes, those white women mog this bug
anyone have that new ohtranny copypasta from last night that ended with >his ERA is now 1.50 (5 innings pitched)
>>149650560I remember when i was younger i was anxious about dying at 27. I had a very high opinion of myself
>>149650269judge is the reason they lost the world series
I like most teams other than the Dodgers, Yankees and Red Sox.
>>149650595Fuck my boricua ass
And like that Bryson Stotts one home run per year card has been used.
Tigers get caught running, only one out left
>>149650582They weren't winning Games 6 and 7 in LA, though it would have been nice to have least gotten it back there
you know what team i like?
>>149650606>red soxyou are at least 35
Sheehan will right the ship.
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>>149650632It's mostly because their fans are annoying.
>>149650620just like the astros weren't going to win game 6 and 7 in 2017, right?
Little working with a little lead.
>>149650683>letting an away team use your batter's eyevery giving of the doyers
>>149650098>not hating another team so much that you have a slogan like my favorite teams are the Red Sox and whoever's playing the YankeesAre you even trying?
>>149650098my team not listed!
>>149650292This is hot, but why is she wearing panties under her panties?
>Leiter Jr.
gg mest, outside of September 11th, good luck never.
Tigahs tie it up on a wild pitch after an overturned call
The extended netting cost the Angels a ground rule double. First time seeing that all year.
are the pacos still on the seethe?
>Keeping Wheeler in
Thompson finally put on the bold pants.
Step off the plate, Lindor.
never too late to blow a game
Schanuel please, you have another chance
Little has to walk a batter every outing, no exceptions. It's his MO
ITFDB
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ITFDB
>>149650806>his MOLOL it's emo, dummy
Damn, had Wheeler not given up a home run, it would've been a perfect game.
>>149650800Of course we don't fucking capitalize
FUCK THE DODGERS, FUCK THE METS, FUCK THE YANKEES, FUCK THE ASTROS
WE GOT WHEELER AND WE AINT FUCKING GOIN NOWHERE IDGAF WHO U LITTLE FAGGOTS THINK YOU ARE WE ARE THE TEAM TO BEAT
YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
>>149650819no MO is for Modus Operandi. The way he operates.
>>149650731safety shorts so you don't see her panties
>>149650856But what if i want to see the panties?
>>149650850>WE GOT WHEELER AND WE AINT FUCKING GOIN NOWHERE IDGAF WHO U LITTLE FAGGOTS THINK YOU ARE WE ARE THE TEAM TO BEAT
>>149650850no one cares philthiepaco
>>149650850New Phillies fan here
>>149650850>goes 0/30 with risp
Extra innings on the Erie
>doyerpacos still booing altuve
kek
Reds fans were saying this guy is as good or even better than Paul Skenes.
>>149650799Only gonna get one win next week before the break.
>>149650924>>doyerpacos still booing altuvegood
>space city home network exclusive
I got jewed so hard by manfred into buying mlb.tv
>>149649227 (OP)why did they stop winning so much?
Tiger
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TIGODS
You have a UTI at 30,000 feet
>>149650993reverse curse of the bambino
>>149650856OK, why is she wearing panties under her unsafety shorts?
>>149650988That's odd. I can watch the Astros broadcast just fine in MLBtv. Maybe set a VPN to the international market.
>6 innings of 1 run ball with 8 Ks in first MLB game since 2023
Trade deadline addition in house?
>>149651042Give moar sheckles goy
I need some quality Blue Jays memes now that they are elite
do not reply to doyer chuds
>>149651055He's a certified doypaco
2 Sweeps in a row! My Jays are feasting.
GG Angels.
always reply politely to dodgerchads
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GG Blue Jays. Our pitching showed up, our offense did not.
Good Luck on the rest of the season.
>>149651055Just like my doypacos
GET SWEPT GORDS YOU FRAUDS! THAT GORDBOLL SURE IS SOMETHING HUH!
>fundies thought that was a home run
>Clveland
1-0 lead with 2 outs in 9th,tied on wild pitch.
It's now 7-1 Tigers with no outs in top 10.
Tigers were just playing with their food
Cleveland you will NOT have an October to remember!
>>149650980>4 for 7>2 home runs, 1 3b, 1 2b, 6 RBIsit's working, you should keep it up
nice try, Californian Angels of Anaheim next to Los Angeles. California
Don't care, skubal will choke in the playoffs again
>>149651153I don't care if it makes him play better, that faggot needs to know he's not welcome here
>>149651072that sucks bro. RSNs are garbage
What do we think about Slim Chicken?
Cleveland loves the Tigers
>Xits only april baseball barely started yet
>Xits only may baseball barely started yet
>Xits only june baseball barely started yet
>its only july baseball barely started yet
>its only aug baseball barely started yet
>its only sept baseball barely started yet
I need a fat cock in my ass
>>149651219only 52 of them....
>>149651160serena owes me sex
we got a gold glove at 2nd
He needs to start every day
Astros be like
>Yea we killed that grandma and stomped her puppies to death, and what?
literal nigger tier thug organization
>it's not blocking if you can slide in
>>149651324Wait until after the game finished, Soto.
the marlins have a better record than the braves
kek
>>149651241Yea . Fuckin cool shit (imo)
i really hope the twins rally here
I need a hard dickin' down
>>149651166weird, seems the fans want him there
>>149651324We donโt need you here. Fuck off.
>>149651361oops, wrong pic
>>149651361That's what happens when you play Dekopin
>>149651361this makes me think of the early 2000s more than any image I've ever seen
>>149651361Do โtoids really?
TIGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
guessing Gusto is some kind of Scandy name given what he looks like, but it sounds like a beaner name
*strikesout your side*
*leaves dubsteppedly*
Jasy making sure to win every game by 1 run so they keep the run differential below the W-L differential. On a mission to kill that stat.
I think Kim from the DOYERS should get more games to play!
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>>149651457yes, brownoids collect hololive cards
Kim needs to get more play
>>149651484It's Italian, Cletus.
>>149651530>Kim needs to get more play( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
>>149651530he's fun to watch
if doyers hate altuve so much, why do they keep giving him the ball to put them out?
>>149651521he's in the bigs and it looks like it's permanent so that's already more than we could have hoped for. let the team cook.
the google ad on the astros side of the broadcast looks so bad
The Rays need to change pitcher my god
>>149651520we're clutch
our win to loss ratio in extra innings is 7:1
rushing finally does something
>>149651539beaner, Italian, turd world. same difference
hey look at that, rushing got a hit
>rushing
>crushing the ball
>>149651601shut up โtoid
>>149651601>My sister, cousin, mom, same differenceSee how you come across?
Este Ruiz is the face of my gritty 2030 doyers
>>149651642is your family tree really so linear? must be a brownoid thing
YANKEES WIN
BOONE KEEPS HIS JOB FOR ANOTHER MONTH
CASHMAN LOOKING AT A 2 YEAR EXTENSION NOW.
most obvious money on the game umpire crew
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>My sister, cousin, mom, same difference
See how you come across?
>good luck trying to hit that, man, itโs unhittable
Championship is back on for the Yankees
>>149651672Not related to Mad Men, but I was wondered what kind of banter Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David have during the subway series.
My teamies are getting assgaped
>>149651663if he keeps his K rate down, he should be a nice 4th OFer at the very least
>>149651709Larry being a Yankees fan and Jerry being a Mets fan feels wrong
Shrug
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I did not care for Red Dead Redemption 2
so it happened again, chat
Didn't win the season series like I wanted but splitting is better than last year even with yesterday. gg mest for real this time and outside of September 11th, good luck never. It's still DFA Volpe and Fire Boone. I do not like the mest. FAGGETS KEK!
>B-but you blown out by us yesterday and k-keep losing to the doggie doos!
Don't care, still posting it anyway.
>FAGGETS KEK!
>>149651765I enjoyed it but have no urge to play it again.
>>149651521Same based gura poster
Bottom of da 9th is next :(
>>149651765only thing I know about it is south park meme'd hard on it
>>149651765Play RDR1 instead, it's a mastapiece
>>149651802but it's only the 3rd...
something is wrong with jp today!
>>149651529I bet he sold them for $300 and you're holding onto your penis
its been eight years doyerpacos, move on
There's a new baseball manga and one of the protagonists is basically catcher altuve
Fairbanks is so shit and that previous pitcher too for the Rays.
you will always be considered the trashtros, move on
The Blue Jays' 8-game win streak is fueled by clutch walk-off wins, lineup depth, and key contributions from players like George Springer (multiple homers), Addison Barger (walk-off hits), and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (baserunning leadership). Improved coaching matchups and a strong homestand, including a Yankees sweep, have propelled them to first in the AL East.
>>1496518652017 is more legit than 2020, move on
>>149651765I can't finish it, the characters all suck. Replaying rdr1 on pc and they're more fun and there are fewer massive gunfights with 25 dudes.
what a dumb ass move to catch that foul ball
>>149651868Thank you Grok
He shouldn't have caught that ball and give them the sac run
>>149651895>>149651899you can't expect them to use their brains
Thanks for catching that Ruiz
>>149651907who is "them", chud?
skanks getting uppity for beating syracuse with their ace
jays
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>>149651868>please create an image representing the Blue Jays recent win streakthanks, OpenAI!
>>149651912antis can't meme
2017 is more legit than 2020, move on
fundies thought that was gone KEK
>>149651985None of them are legit
>>149651985so, Boston fans boo Bregman for every at bat, right?
>>149651985>doyerpacos can't greentextembarrassing
vtrannies canโt meme kek
doyerpacos
>can't
greentext
>embarrassing
>doyerpedovtranniepacos cant meme
KEK
>>149652015cheaters stick together
>>149652061Sorry but Iโm not the eight year old boy you have chained up in your basement lel
this game is boring fr fr
>>149652081weird projection but ok
Bourbon is making me shit lava
>also rans already shidding and pissing
sad!
>>149652102my bowels are holding off the coffee so far
*fingers crossed*
>>149652079so doyers support the astros? good to hear
>pacos seething so hard they're reverting to the playground mimicry and insults again
oof
poodrepacos and astromiguel think the height of comedy is adding kek to the end of a post
literally can't meme
so doyers support the astros? good to hear
>pacos seething so hard they're reverting to the playground mimicry and insults again
oof
I just want vtrannies to know that they will never be women
The Yankees win today guaranteed Boone will remain employed for the next five years.
Going to Costco cafeteria. You guys want anything?
sit the FUCK down, faggot!
>>149652202this comes from personal experience
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>>149652175>>149652201Kiddie diddler pacos canโt meme
KEK
>>149652218based
lock him up before someone steals him from you
>>149652268She's based as fuck
>>149650669This post did not age well
>>149652233hot dog and a soda
>>149652233hot dog with diced onions, a slice of pep, and a brisk raspberry iced tea
>nice
selfie
Kiddie diddle
>poodre pacos
canโt meme
>KEK
>>149652201I look like that and I said both of that
>>149652249Your personal experience is that you will never be a woman and the actual women you simp over are puppets voiced by irl roasties, some with kids
>>149652284>shefundies actually believe this
>>149652233Polish dog with mustard onions and kraut thanks.
Got the ol Costco pizzaroo
>>149652233I'm limiting my calories, so maybe just one of those 900 calorie chocolate chip cookies
>>149652337take your meds
>>149652284based on what?
>>149652282is this the dude with the really hot gf?
>>149652342great taste
>>149652335I'm sorry your transition didn't go well
>>149652268I thought that was a girl. is everyone saying it's not?
>>149652348sorry, I'm nu, this was meant for
>>149652336
>>149652379he/she is whatever you want him/her to be
>>149652378get the regular season without too many more bumps and bruises and the post season should be really fun
PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>149652314>>149652342No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.
>>149652402I want it off my screen so I didn't pay much attention, but I'd assume it's a real girl
giants desu
based RandyRod and Webb and Ray
>>149652423>illustrious careersuch as?
>>149652435stfu BITCH LMAO
>>149652367Say that in the mirror next, I know you can do it
>>149652423>NAMED AS "LEGEND PICK" IN HONOR OF ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER
>>149652459>>149652460No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.
>>149652427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIXWhTjnQwQ
>>149652201Doyers rather pick fights with Padres and plunk Tatis Jr rather than pick a fight with Astro that stole their world series chances in 2017, shows how mind broken they are from Chadstros lol
>>149652447Based doyertrannyfucker likes a woman with big hand and an Adamโs apple
Chadstros live in doyerpaco heads rent free kek
>repetitive unfunny retarded post
>KEK
>>149652486You shitters are the dirty bush league team and you all know it
>>149652482What do you eat? Child pornography?
AL is getting railed next week.
ill be spending the evening watchings the astros, dodgers game, and responding to your posts
>>149652486And yet youโre thinking about them 2poo
>>149652423>KershawReplace him with Jack
once they pull sheehan the bullpen will implode
screencap this
>>149652482worst take ever alert
>>149652509I think itโs pretty funny how mad it makes you when everyone makes fun of your tranny streamers actually
>named Short
>is a prettt big guy
you can't spell cope without doyerpaco
>>149652457Multiple entries
>doyerpacos let low effort shitposts get to their head
KEK
>>149652486dodgers living rent-free in your empty noggin'
>>149652549I dont know what this means
>>149652522>>149652546No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.
>>149652542they always do this for a HoFer that might be in his last season
Please be nice to my autistic wife 2hu
>>149652542and who is Jack?
>>149652342>costco>this is what the food browntoids rave about
>>149652589watch for free on mlb.com retard
>>149652568This nigga adds veggies to his pizza and pretends it taste good
>>149652596Meds now polfag
CAPTCHA: SADPA
>>149652568What do you eat? Child pornography?
>>149652567>I donโt even know what hololive is Iโm just seething for fun
>club is in last place
>having a down season, has been injured
>getting expensive in arbitration
>two years until free agency, agent is Scott Boras
>JT Realmuto's contract is up after this season
welcome to the Philadelphia Phillies
>>149652591Jacob Misiorowski
>>149652613>>149652616No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.
>>149652623it'd be cool to see him, but they should have brought him up before last Tuesday
>>149652628>look mom, I posted it again
can someone explain why they're chanting Jeter in doyer stadium?
This type of shitposting isn't even funny, it's just straight seethe because this thread is all the communication you have with people. Starting to feel like a /vg/ thread in here.
>>149649505you wouldn't do jack shit, let alone want to go to jail
>>149652638No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.
>>149652619look at the center 4 leters of hololive and you'll know who it's for
>>149652589Try here https://www.nsopw.gov/
pepperonilets getting btfo
>>149652650You browse /vg/?
>>149652589>he doesn't use mlb66(dot)ir
>sheehan out
time to implode
>>149652658Youโre probably a little faggot who loves to get fucked in the ass and cums from sucking dick.
Kersh getting grandfathered in is kinda fun
>>149652651*curtsies*
yes, m' lord
>>149652702More like kinda gay
>>149652673I only use /vp/, /sp/, /out/ & /pol/
this makes fundies seethe
>>149652695>cums from sucking dickThat can happen? You've witnessed this before?
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>149652435the cup pepperoni + spicy honey is pizza GOAT
>>149652745Less vtrannies too somehow
No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.
>>149652695>/mlb/ tries to go 10 minutes without projecting latent homosexuality challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
pepperoni babbys our response?
I just hate people who put ranch on pizza. That shit is disgusting
Klein rocking the JP Howell Amish look
BUSCH AND SEIYA ROBBED. NIGGA HEIL CUBGERS
>>149652736up next is the 30 win white sox
another feast
>>149652759Iโm a big time faggiot retard. I love big menโs cocks sliding inside and outside of my mouth; and especially my Asshole.
name a bigger psyop in baseball than pic related being coined "good"
>>149652776See you in the next one
Pineapple, ranch, and deep dish pizza are for troglodyte queers. Fuck altuve btw
This is the best way to eat pizza btw
>>149652801this is better
Why did ohtani and his /vt/ orbiters ruin /mlb/?
>>149652798Lost me at deep dish. Thatโs peak American
>>149652816Kek!
>>149652801FLUID POWER RANKINGS
3. Milk
2. Ranch
1. Bleu Cheese
This a fast food fried chicken genny
>>149652817CUZ HES JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE TRANIME CHARACTER DUDE
>julio rodriguez
>all star
meme selection desu
>>149652817because we're better than you
Here comes the finishing blow
>>149652845Not a lot going on in centerfield this year.
Abbott getting snubbed for kershaw is such a fucking joke
Why did ohtani and his /vt/ orbiters ruin /mlb/?
Klein you fucking shitter
>walk in the go ahead run
kek doyers KEK
>>149652790And then the 30 wins As before the All Star Break.
Perfect chance to solidify the lead.
>>149652870>pls ignore jake meyer hitting over .300 and having the highest outs over average