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hope everyone is ready for the marner inspections today
>>149634910
>>149659189 (OP)we don't call it that anymore
>>149659207we don't sign our posts here
>>149659189 (OP)Every morning I have to have a marner. I don't understand why.
how does /hoc/ feel about making marners at work?
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it means deep stuff rick
>>149659259WHY DO MARNERS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEE WHY MR LAHEY
>>149659259>we're in the eye of a marnercane here julian
watching season 1 of married with children. why was the mid-80s so comfy
>>149659285someone's upset kwab btw we don't call those that anymore
>>149659257what a fucking legend
>>149659299copey is coping.. as per usual hence the name
I am also gonna laugh so hard when you guys find out that marner is called a marner for a reason
trb is raped.. as per usual hence the name
I am also gonna laugh so hard when you guys find out that trb is called a rb for a reason
>>149659298>why was the mid-80s so comfyBecause it's jewish anti marriage anti natalism propaganda.
>>149659335what the fuck are you talking about.
Mr lahey not another night of the anti natalism abyss
>>149659298>>149659335comfy is just a code word for boring desu
enchiladas but the opposite
this season of diablo kinda sux desu. more than usual.
what's the difference between bud and 1?
>Ferraro/Liljegren
>Walman/Ceci
>Thrun/Rutta
vs.
>Ferraro/Liljegren
>Orlov/Klingberg
>Mukhamadullin/Leddy
This is not inspiring confidence in the season
>>149659984you're sharks are still a couple years out from really trying to win
>>149659994Yeah but somehow getting worse on defense was not what I expected going into the offseason
Darche has set the islanders up to be extremely flexible in two years with over 2/3 of the roster having 2 years or left on their contracts, allowing a suddenly robust prospect pool to start filing in by then.
Contracts with 3+ years remaining
>Barzal
>Horvat
>Engvall
>Romanov (just extended)
>Pelech
>Pullock
>Mayfield
>Sorokin
Kinda remarkable how Darche can almost blank-slate this team in 2 years. Heโs focused on acquiring fast, aggressive skaters that are physical.
>>149660059Fug this is wrong nm, itโs already including the upcoming year
>>149659984You thought the rebuild was over? It's year 2.
>>149660135The tank season doesnt count.
Thisโll be the day that I die
>>149659299Uh yeah we do
Vegas golden raped faggots
>>149659221You consume food
>>149659221same. this just started happening a year ago for me. im grateful.
>>149660784I thought you faggot ass canadians just liked digital girls
What don't other states just lower their taxes so that they can compete with Florida
>>149660911Do other countries really worry about America this much?
>>149660905How do you get a digital GF?
I'm tired of analogue
>>149660927I got a real one after my country won a Stanley Cup. All I told her was that I knew about hockey and she melted. How about you?
>>149660940>melting That's a physical change that would requite a once solid body so your obviously lying and don't have a digital GF.
>>149660784How do I obtain a pwhl gf as a 5โ7 no skate?
Why are women so attracted to thugs?
>>149661762for the love of the game
>>149661762Shes legitimately crazy
Laffs have decided to acquire Kyrou.
>>149661762>this bitch still will not shut up after getting laughed out of courtlunatic
>>149660940>my country won a Stanley Cupamericans are so fucking retarded
>According to NHL Insider Chris Johnston however, it seems that all of that craziness surrounding the potential tampering issue has died down, and seems very unlikely the league pursues Vegas:
>"I'd be surprised if it resulted in any kind of punishment; I don't believe the Leafs are pursuing that."
Thank you Gary
There was no tampering. Laffs participated in full discussions with Vegass re a sign and trade. At the last minute, Vegass said fuck off, we're signing marnerjeet and keeping all our assets. They shoulda stuck to that. Vegas had mountains of evidence that laffs were in on all of it.
>>149662773>Vegas had mountains of evidence that laffs were in on all of it.post it
>>149661762Do we have a toll status on this one??
>>149662790>post itHere you go, Samir.
>the raped bitch announces his presence
>>149662831most accurate part is their fanbases being a bunch of Dorothy's
>>149662773Yeah laffs are marks.
>>149661782Courts looked at her, listened to her speak and said yep we're giving 100% custody to the guy who managed to go bankrupt with an NHL salary
>>149662920thoughts on your loss? (to bud)
>>149663355Believe all wimmin, chud.
Having a foul marner on the clock
explosive marner, got some on my balls
>>149663904Hate to see it
drank too much fernet and coke yesterday
>>149664657just like my islanders
>>149664657Your summer sucks and is wasted by a retard
>>149665050Those are my red wings
>>149664936Wonderboy couldn't move Rakell at the deadline when his value was the highest. What's the purpose of trading off assets now? Why are they wasting Crosby's contract?
>>149663768Gary makes a dollar. Doesn't pay me a dime. That's why I marner on offseason time.
Didn't go to work today gonna go on a couple week vacation then find a new job. God bless neets and the labor shortage
>>149665075He could have moved him but the asking price was two first rounders
>>149660556cope you're seething no milly KWAB
>>149663768>>149663904>>149665094we don't call those that now
>>149665271Vegas raped faggots (who signed a diva faggot to 8 years and 12M per) lmao
And it's pronounced retard rakell
Marner has 13 career playoff goals and the raped faggots gave him 12M a year.
If there's a god then the golden knights experience a lull like the Coyotes and Panthers did after their first five seasons. Would be hilarious seeing Vegas crowds just being tourists only and McCrimmon throws a meltdown after losing their 8th straight
>>149665456Some would say the Coyotes are still experiencing a lull
>>149665406to be fair my marners can't do that
Them women down in San Antonio can be used as a flotation device in the case of an emergency
just logged in and im not reading any of the slop thats been posted,
let me know if i need anything from the above or its just jen and that retardation
going forward i expect some high quality posts.
Post rumours, news, trades, etc.
Flames rumours, anything?
whatchu say bout victoria
>>149662773I think the laffs were asking for picks and future considerations and vegass put them in their place.
>>149665671rumor has it the Flames Rule
>>149665713Gary had it changed to Flames Rock
didn't ask you shoot boner
>>149665728still got them kicked off TSN
>>149666058Had to make space for when Ryan Reaves retires
>>149661486>Ivar StenbergFraudlunda fraud
>>149665075He wants to trade Crosby too.
>>149665671Calgary will trade Zary to a real team that'll win a cup in a few seasons
>PTSD is a very serious mental health condition. Hockey is entertainment. Entertainment should never cause PTSD, if it does you need to cut it out of your life and find entertainment options that work better for you maintaining a healthy life. And (speaking from personal experience), PTSD is not something you can walk off, real professional help is needed for rehabilitation.
Which team is drafting him?
McKenna said "lol fuck Canada" and is going to Penn State
>>149666593penn state has a pedophile problem so no surprise a young hockey player would choose to go there
I canโt name a single good American player probably why we embarrassed them at 4nations
>>149666593He needs to work on his neck gains.
girls soccer is on, these girls are drowning in pusy and /hoc/ virgins might learn something here
>>149666709Its over for us
Happy Stampede bros its your duty as Calgarians to find some dumb drunk BC whore and double team her in a back alley this week.
It's all just part of the Alberta / BC culture
>>149666709>>149666751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aYfznwwYGM
>>149666709Iโve seen a soccer pussy before and havenโt eaten roast beef since.
>>149666876LOOK AT THIS LESBIAN
>>149666751Not my favourite remake of The Metamorphosis
>>149660059I just want them to develop players for once
>>149666889>lesbianNot a real thing
>>149666916Go play an RPG
This is Money Puck
>>149666817My friend is dating a girl like that right now we warned him that sheโs a skank but he wants to marry herโฆ
>No offer sheets this summer
Grim
>>149666993your friend is dating an anime cowgirl your friend sounds BASED
>>149667065Offer sheets are gay
>>149667065Buffalo not taking an offer sheet on Byram makes them even more retarded.
>>149666993Remember tho, you never actually own a girl, you simply just lease her for a period in time.
Some leases are shorter than others. I always wanted to wish it wasn't true but it always turned out true.
F regardless
in the nba thread they claim that serbian women are hot can someone confirm this
>>149667090You can't date a anime
TSN Overdrive off and running, with... Jim Tatti and Dave Feschuk.
>>149667149Fuck you. Im tired of crappy teams keeping RFA's until they're 27-30 and all become crap.
Winter Classic should be a neutral site game rematch of last season's Finals.
>>149667180most powerful slav race
>>149667230Why is he holding up a 4?
>>149667257what about the asian slav mix you get in east russia those whores can be something else
>>149667184"1000 pound sisters" is such a funny name. Hilary Knight is probably close to 200, what if it was just 5 of those? Not so bad
>>149667255Why? No fans would show up
>>149667311Overdrive starts at 4pm.
>>149667329Thatโs like 10 bedards
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>mfw I've finished 19-23 sour keys
>>149667311Hes counting how many retards are in the picture
>>149667329Tammy was like 700 of those 1000 pounds lets be real
I admire the bulk
>>149667184>the human body can store fat in the forehead and the earlobes
>>149667323"retard" and its hoping that the NHL's free agency isn't a pile of shit and bad team don't hoard players before they expire
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>Jim Tatti
>Dave Feschuk
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>149667180>I want me an Alaskan bitch
>>149667472i know that cowboy
hes from revelstoke
>>149667551R E V E L
S
T
R
O
K
E
>>149667495i had one of those she had unshaven armpits, total turnoff
stampchads Zack Ryder is hanging out
the best goalie in the history of the universe, Miikka Kiprusoff, is Finnish.
Shut your mouth.
>>149667894zero cups LMAO
>>149667894He had worse SV% in the SHL than the NHL, proof that the NHL is overrated.
this free agency was so shit i don't even feel like hanging around and shooting henshitneith you guys this is gonna be a long off season I cant even pretend to care about hockey right now
>>149668048You'll be back. They always come crawling back.
WOAH LE FAT GARY BETTMAN AI SLOP IMAGE
>>149667691lol. that dude was such a bum
>>149668185I thought toskala made them finnphobic enough to trade rask for raycroft but I got the timeline messed up
uh oh, I feel a Marner coming.
12M dollars for Mitch Marner LMAO
>>149668281>>149668295Fuck you guys Marner is going to kick fucking ass in Vegas Mitch is gonna get his first cup there next year cap this fr
>>149668315Mitch Marner's gonna get some knee injury so the knights stash him on LTIR lol
>>149668315cope more copey
>gavin McKenna committed to Penn state
Retard
>>149668315He rips ass every morning
>>149668329Make it less obvious he's going to Shitsburgh
>>149668333this is why I wear boxers to sleep now. Fool me once, shame on my shart, fool me well over a dozen times in a six month period shame on me
>>149668343Mark Stone has regressed every season after 2021
how did this win a calder cup?
>>149668404You put in the work. You roll up your sleeves and go arse deep.
>>149668413>downtown Atlanta is as bad as Zimbabwe you can say that again
>>149668413When Gary grows the game there everybody will stop having sex and fix the problem
>>149668455Imagine having an NHL franchise so sad that it needs gary bettman to save it not once but twice through lottery rigging
>>149668469Just like my islanders
>>149668487How did ragsies get that much better without a first round pick, they must have some real scott morrow heads making those rankings
>>149668315I'm back from taking my Marner now
>>149668478Looks like he gambled on a 5-3 win for Carolina
>Elliotte Friedman: The market for Bowen Byram has been a little softer than Kevyn Adams wanted - 32 Thoughts Podcast
Maybe the market is softer because nobody wants a guy whos one concussion away from being dead
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>149668534Hope you wrote a thank you letter to mommy Hochul
>>149668534But I give the islanders the respect they deserve
>>149668413Won't be a problem when the local economy booms thanks to their new NHLยฉยฎโข franchise
>>149668558Why do they always start kicking when their skates are in the air?
>>149668413So Iโm safe :)
>>149668659Thatโs a hockey move per UK justice system
>>149668659genetic memory of running in the jungle from predators
>>149668640They want to build the arena way up in the suburbs, I get it especially with how it's almost definitely cheaper/easier to build but it looks like a pain in the ass for non-car havers
>>149668693Thats a good one
bud1 bro's how we feeling
>>149668729>>149668743oh great the cancer is here
>brad marchand enjoying his summer vacation
>>149668749thoughts on witnessing bud's victory over trb?
>>149668749shut up stephen
>>149668729>>149668743>>149668749>>149668760>>149668763next person to say "bud1" or "mitch1" gets terminal AIDS inside their asshole
>>149668786thoughts on your crushing defeat at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>149668752God I wish that were me
>>149668700Non car havers is basically underclass in Atlanta and I doubt Garry is concerned about those 2nd hand jersey owners
>>149668848im pretty sure that the main reason the Atlanta area wants a team again is because they don't want it run by a group of retards who handled the Thrashers and Flames like they were a dog and pony show
>>149668700>but it looks like a pain in the ass for non-car haversI don't think the people who can afford NHL tickets are the same people who don't own at least one car.
Ain't it fun
Livin' in a bud thread?
Ain't it good
Being a raped bitch?
>>149659257 These jerseys were such kino. I hope their winter classic jerseys are good too.
Can the next thread be an embarrassing hockey uniform edition?
>>149669140Winter classic in Florida?
just here to drop a bud1 and a mitch1
bud1
mitch1
>>149669368>we need to have winter classic in every market that haven't got winter, otherwise it's unfair to those markets
Janny warned me for posting off topic in /hoc/ of all places, cmtsu
*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!
>>149669494stay bud1rated
>>149669368Tampa and Florida are getting one next season :)
>>149669506both vs O6 teams so they sell tickets
>>149669506>onereminds me of bud
>>149669506is that a joke
>>149669542Some are convinced it is, others are resigned to do as Gary tells them
>>149669556>others are resignedreminds me of trb being resigned to the fate of losing to bud
>>149669542It is a statement of fact but it is also a joke, yes.
How hasn't there been a Montreal-Toronto winter classic
>>149669596Welcome, newfriend
>>149669617thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>149669575much like bud1
>>149669645none of them are heating up
>>149669682>heating upreminds me of trb when bud1 is posted
>>149669682It's cool down season. Time to heat up comes later.
>>149669676why not disney?
BUSINESS IDEA::
Seeing as how there is a 30k population of People from the Subcontinent living in Salt Lake City alone, Gary should green light a Ganesha style hockey jersey for cultural relevance and community involvement and stuff
>lemme know when that jersey gets finished, I wanna see, sounds like it's gonna look cool
>>149669747tldr bud raped you
The last stadium series was great. Teds/wongs were both in the mix for a playoff spot then both went back to being ass and missed.
>>149669770>lastreminds me of the place trb ended up in when he raced bud
best team of all time? '73 habs
what's the best atlanta team of all time
>>149669814Can you believe Scotty Bowman is still alive?
I overcooked my chicken but thatโs alright desu Iโd rather eat overcooked chicken than undercooked desu
>>149669831>cookedreminds me of what bud did to trb on 04/17/22
>>149669814I prefer '76, know why? Because that was like good defeating evil for the future of hockey. The Flyers (Sauron) getting their heads cut off by Aragorn
t. Not the Habs Swede
>>149669845>ravereminds me of the reviews of bud's 1
>>149669747Can I get a CHEE HEOOO?
One more time for those in the back...
CHEE HEOOOO
Brewers are absolutely raping the dodgers
>>149669875>absolutely rapingreminds me of what bud was doing to trb on 04/17/22
>>149669875Neat
This is the hockey thread, though
>>149669747>sounds like it's gonna look coolmeh
>>149669542Not necessarily, we have the technology.
My Montreal Canadiens desu!!!!!!
list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>using his very limited income to go to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
feel free to add to the list
>>149670114Just spent 100 bucks on drugs ama
wish rapey died in the burrito incident
>>149670114Didn't he also admit to travelling to Asia because the prostitutes tend to be... "younger"?
Also remember he had a lot of pictures of kids saved on his computer
>>149670211>trb is a pedoto the absolute shock of no one
>>149670211how did you see them
Alright bros, itโs 9pm, lights out
been working on my stride
>>149669140I hope they do what Dallas and Nashville did and pay tribute to past hockey teams from the area
>>149669803One life changing decision. Signing with the Blue Jackets made him a bloody stain on a New Jersey road instead of being alive and well in Calgary right now.
Talk about a sliding door moment.
Remember when the Abbotsford Canucks won the Calder Cup?
>>149670576>play La Bamba>"Eh, we made the finals, good enough. Time to switch to the gay pride anthem."
why do the summers feel shorter every year. god i hate fall
>>149671030Gary adding more teams to the League isn't helping at all
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gonna try to wake up early tomorrow so I can get to work early so I can leave early :)
>>149671078Good luck
also, why?
>>149671084Because I like being in the office before everybody else and I want to be home before 4:30
>>149671078Because of my somehow still undiagnosed autism my job is cutting all the vegetables for the local chipotle and leaving
>>149671130I'm not your supervisor, so it doesn't matter if I approval, but you want my approval? cause I approve
>>149671130>the officeCorporate fuck.
>>149671222>not distrubuting nice, wholesome Sweden gay porn magazines to the elder queer folk in your fishing village checked
>>149671222Jokes on you weโre a small business and not a corporation
ahahahahahaha get fucked edmonton
just terminate this retards contract already
>>149671383Yet they'll be the first to request a trade when McDavid leaves.
>>149671383>>149671403>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE YOUR NTC!
group project: we rape trb again
>>149671486you have serious problems trb
>>149671479The only "legacy" Nurse will have is being the reason McDavid didn't win a cup with Edmonton. He knows his contract is an anchor and should do the right thing.
Is he saying he did waive his NTC then?
Eklund - Celebrini - Smith
Musty - Misa - Chernyshov
Dickinson - Cagnoni
Mukhadmadullin - Wang
Askarov
my gary jersey comes in tomorrow
>>149671495Yeah, Nurse's contract is the anchor, not Bouchtard's or the twelve goalies they've bought out in the past decade.
>24 teams looking for a 2C
>My kitties have five of them
>>149671576FUCK
I remember when my Nuckies Center depth was
>Miller>Pettersson>Horvat
>>149671550im gonna come in gary in a jersey tomorrow
I miss 5 dollar footlongs
Alex Turcotte's dad Alfie was born in Gary, Indiana
>>149671649I've been meaning to try the footlong nachos.
Miller/Trocheck/Zibanejad is good if you ignore the demons
>>149671532Who'd want that contract? Unless Oilers adds a sweetener and if they do that and trade Nurse + high pick/prospect, what in the fuck will they replace him with? The market is more barren than a 40 year old woman with 10 abortions behind her.
Centre depth is a meme. The kitties have gone back to back with Bennett
>>149671383Why does he look like that
>>149671383Salary cap is the gayest shit ever and we should be able to remove shit contracts
>>149671761That's Conn Smythe Champion Sam Bennett. Teams were going to give him $10m if he hit the open market.
>>149671543This almost NEVER happens
>>149671576Okay who's the other three
>>149671780Ok but the fact remains they've gone back to back giving top c minutes to a scrub
>>149671808>a scrubIn the regular season, sure. But a player whose actually willing to do whatever it takes to win, including injuring another teams player, is worth the money. So many of these guys talk about doing whatever it takes to win but won't actually make a play to physically harm the other team significantly.
>>149671828>a player whose actually willing to do whatever it takes to win, including injuring another teams player, is worth the moneyIt only works when those players play for the chosen teams
>Before Evan Bouchard signed an extension in Edmonton, Carolina reportedly threatened to offer sheet him, per @FriedgeHNIC
>Bouchardโs extension was expected to be for four years with a $9.5M AAV but the Oilers signed him to a larger contract to avoid the offer sheet.
>>149671851>Bouchardโs extension was expected to be for four years with a $9.5M AAV but the Oilers signed him to a larger contract to avoid the offer sheet.This makes no fucking sense at all. Why pay him 1 million more against the cap instead of just matching the offer sheet?
I love a nice cup of folgers coffee, black
>>149671941And yet he still stays on the Oilers.. expecting different results.
Does he know the definition of insanity?
>>149671876Who had 10m in space and all those picks to give up? San Jose?
hey bro's how was your day
>>149672009bad, I gained like 7 lbs from binge drinking and eating for the last 4 days. im too old to keep doing this.
>>149672009BAD thanks for asking dude. Thanks for fucking reminding me.
>>149672051i'm about to crack open my first beer myself
>>149672051...is this post-Marner?
>>149672065sorry to hear that bro my coworker had a bad day too the boss freaked out on him KWAB
>>149672073we don't call those that anymore
>>149672076That was me dude.... I'm your coworker...
>>149672009i only got into sports because my life turned to shit
>>149672083no we do, stop bitching.
>>149672150we do
marner is shit and deserves to not win a cup
>>149671985Carolina had before the K'Andre trade
>>149671851>Carolina reportedly threatened to offer sheet him, per @FriedgeHNIC
>>149672238i'll bet you're a big k'andre fan bro
>>149671805Barkov, Bennett, Lundell and Reinhart are Top 6 Centers.
Rodrigues and Luostarinen are Middle 6 Centers.
>>149672292because you're a gay retard
Tampon gay went back to back** four years ago today
>still on the same thread as last night
grow the game my ass gary didn't grow shit
>>149672570your ass grew though so did your tummy you lardass
>>149672570Itโs off season Mr retard
>>149672520You're the faggot nig lover you retard fuck off.
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>>149672625Sar please calm down sar
>>149672311>Luostorinen>CenterHe's a winger
>Rodrigues>Middle 6Just say he's a 3C. Dude is fine but not godly.
>>149672570Wow who would have thought that people don't want to come here just to listen to the same song and dance about "bud1" and "trb" and an imaginary rape.
>>149672725trb comes here every single day to be called a rape victim, actually
war is just a marner away
93 SHALL BE THE NUMBER OF COUNTING
NO MORE, NO LESS
What does the /hoc/mind think about VGK who won their division last year adding a 100-point scorer? Has to mean they have a good shot at the cup right
>>1496728821st round exit unless they get rid of hertl
>>149672882they will win the presidents cup and lose in round 1
what the FUCK is our king doing???
>>149672975>-3Ow
>>149672990Just like my broons
>>149673031the only person on this board that copes is copey and he's a huge vegass fan
You're either a 170 iq obese retard, or you're a Gary hater. There is no in-between, there is no overlap
170 IQ gary haters: what he say fuck me for?
You're either a winner (bud), or you're a raped bitch (trb). There is no in-between, there is no overlap
>>149673060i don't cope tranny kwab 1993 *dabs*
>>149673076bro i said "what he say fuck me for" as a joke the other day around other people and zero (0) people got it, it was cringe
>>149673078COPEY I KNEW THAT WAS YOU
Is copey still trying to hold in his marner
>>149673085cope no you didn't bro
>>149673090we don't call those that now buddy
Hey copey, who are your least favourite players in the league?
finna boutta take a midnight barzal
>>149673115based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cat has taken 3 Marner's so far this night
>>149673119oh no she did not
These digest channels make me wanna kill myself. Every day "BIG NEWS HOLY SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"
stfu plz
>This marner is MASSIVE | Daily Marner Ne...
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KWAB
>>149673119Kitty marners can be especially foul
>>149673140>>149673185we don't say that anymore
>marner moratorium
fuck you I got a permit to marner post here
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by the way I don't think it was a girthy marner
>>149673185Animals don't deserve this kind of abuse. You are sick canadian.
>>149673274we don't call those that here and bret screwed bret
>>149673127I agree I made the mistake of watching one of those. Just bullmarner rumours and pointless speculation
some of you really are retarded
not true cuz I'm not a laffs or soiler fan
>>149673462your team has been a laughing stock for over 30 years
>>149673505you must have mistaken me for somebody else. I support the Calgary Flames.
>>149673523post your timestamped jersey
trb is a 46 year old raped bitch
>copey larping as a swede now
sad, grim, jen, kwab
what? what? huh? what you mean? huh?
JEN
>>149673570true he won via the broship
>>149673456That's what happens when your userbase overlaps with wrestlefaggotry
>>149672697he's a natural C and is better at C. when Maurice was hired, he originally wanted to slot Luostarinen as the 3C and convert Lundell to wing, but Lundell sucked balls at wing, so they moved Luostarinen.
Team Svenskadansk or Team Nordofinn?
Who wins?
>>149673590it's wrestlechaddery
>>149673625Eat marner copey
>>149673633we don't eat matthews' here
true bro we flush the laffs down the toilet here
Just dropped a devastating marner and I dont remember having any corn
>>149673962imagine the smell
It's great to listen Spittin Chiclets and Ryan Whitney seething about the Panthers. He's totally buckbroken.
Spain
Without love
Spain
I can't get enough
Spain
I like it rough
Cuz I'd rather rape trb than nothing at all
>>149673982much like you are
reminds me of trb being budbroken for 1178 days
>>1496736091st one wins in soccer, hockey and cycling. 2nd one wins in winter sports and motor sports
>3 hours the last episode of 32 Thoughs
>only 5 minutes talking about my Stars
>>149674146ouch that's gotta be spainful.
>>1496741465 minutes too many
>>149674146nill resigned benn and duchene
the team is moving towards regression
You're out of kwab
I'm out of trb
But I'm out of my head when bud = 1
>>149674173It gave bench pressing tips
>4.25 AAV for Jack McBain
jej what the fuck is the Mammoth front office snorting and where do I get some
> Max Domi Named Trade Candidate For Maple Leafs
Let Treetard cook.
>>149674311Maybe he can do an 06 tour
>>1496743bedard better squeeze those cheeks
Last night I slept in my underwear for the first time in a while
>>149674420This is the way
>>149674460I need to do it more
>>149674768How do you usually sleep?
slept a year on the floor during the pandemic
If I don't marinade my sheets in my gross ass and balls I don't need to wash them as much
>>149674877all that so you didnt have to wear a mask
pu
md5: 89acc0fefc9338ee5f13fabc4d916e6e
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If your mattress is on the ground with no frame or box spring then you are still sleeping on the floor
Nah true ground sleepers sleep on the carpet
Nah true ground sleepers sleep in a cave in the woods
>>149675161would love to see buji put on a show at the spengler this year
>>149675161He will awaken in two more years when he makes his triumphant return
>>149675161He just needs more time
>>149673012getting ready for the impending move to Houston
>>149675274Sure, it could happen again, but it all started with Larry Murphy btw.
>>149674146>Spend the entire month of June hyping up all this possible upheaval from the Stars roster>All it ended up being was getting rid of Marchment and Robertson just seeking a long term extension
>>149675318It all started with >laffs. And it will never end.
>>149675161oh thank god we can stop forcing this retarded finn like he was anything good
I slept like a panda last night
>>149675099I have a box spring for a double with a mattress for a queen, no frame
next thread should be a bud1 edition
Get ready Cuck. It's almost time.
>>149674311Trade Domi to replace Marner
>laffs
can the next thread be rail yard dawgs themed
>>149675438every thread is bud1 edition when the raped bitch doesnt the dirty work
>>149675274Phil "Chipmunk Cheekz" Kessel
you just know that all the goym will come out of the woodwork once the new thread is up
>>149675469I replace a Marner daily.