Thread 149659189

hope everyone is ready for the marner inspections today
>>149634910

>>149659189 (OP)
we don't call it that anymore

>>149659194
Retard

>>149659207
we don't sign our posts here

>>149659189 (OP)
Every morning I have to have a marner. I don't understand why.

how does /hoc/ feel about making marners at work?

it means deep stuff rick

>>149659259
WHY DO MARNERS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEE WHY MR LAHEY

>>149659259
>we're in the eye of a marnercane here julian

Vegas golden faggots

watching season 1 of married with children. why was the mid-80s so comfy

>>149659285
someone's upset kwab btw we don't call those that anymore

>>149659257
what a fucking legend

>>149659299
copey is coping.. as per usual hence the name
I am also gonna laugh so hard when you guys find out that marner is called a marner for a reason

trb is raped.. as per usual hence the name
I am also gonna laugh so hard when you guys find out that trb is called a rb for a reason

>>149659298
>why was the mid-80s so comfy
Because it's jewish anti marriage anti natalism propaganda.

>>149659335
what the fuck are you talking about.

Mr lahey not another night of the anti natalism abyss

>>149659298
>>149659335
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

enchiladas but the opposite

Get hyped flameschads

this season of diablo kinda sux desu. more than usual.

>>149659259
Absolute jen

what's the difference between bud and 1?

>Ferraro/Liljegren
>Walman/Ceci
>Thrun/Rutta
vs.
>Ferraro/Liljegren
>Orlov/Klingberg
>Mukhamadullin/Leddy

This is not inspiring confidence in the season

>>149659984
you're sharks are still a couple years out from really trying to win

>>149659994
Yeah but somehow getting worse on defense was not what I expected going into the offseason

Darche has set the islanders up to be extremely flexible in two years with over 2/3 of the roster having 2 years or left on their contracts, allowing a suddenly robust prospect pool to start filing in by then.

Contracts with 3+ years remaining
>Barzal
>Horvat
>Engvall
>Romanov (just extended)
>Pelech
>Pullock
>Mayfield
>Sorokin

Kinda remarkable how Darche can almost blank-slate this team in 2 years. He’s focused on acquiring fast, aggressive skaters that are physical.

>>149660059
Fug this is wrong nm, it’s already including the upcoming year

>>149659984
You thought the rebuild was over? It's year 2.

>>149660121
>year 2

>>149660135
The tank season doesnt count.

This’ll be the day that I die

>>149659490
Fuck off Leon

>>149659299
Uh yeah we do

Vegas golden raped faggots

>>149659221
You consume food

>>149659221
same. this just started happening a year ago for me. im grateful.

>>149660784
I thought you faggot ass canadians just liked digital girls

What don't other states just lower their taxes so that they can compete with Florida

>>149660911
Do other countries really worry about America this much?

>>149660905
How do you get a digital GF?
I'm tired of analogue

>>149660927
I got a real one after my country won a Stanley Cup. All I told her was that I knew about hockey and she melted. How about you?

>>149660940
>melting
That's a physical change that would requite a once solid body so your obviously lying and don't have a digital GF.

>>149660784
How do I obtain a pwhl gf as a 5’7 no skate?

Why are women so attracted to thugs?

>>149661762
for the love of the game

>>149661762
Shes legitimately crazy

Laffs have decided to acquire Kyrou.

>>149661762
>this bitch still will not shut up after getting laughed out of court
lunatic

>>149660940
>my country won a Stanley Cup
americans are so fucking retarded

>

>According to NHL Insider Chris Johnston however, it seems that all of that craziness surrounding the potential tampering issue has died down, and seems very unlikely the league pursues Vegas:
>"I'd be surprised if it resulted in any kind of punishment; I don't believe the Leafs are pursuing that."
Thank you Gary

There was no tampering. Laffs participated in full discussions with Vegass re a sign and trade. At the last minute, Vegass said fuck off, we're signing marnerjeet and keeping all our assets. They shoulda stuck to that. Vegas had mountains of evidence that laffs were in on all of it.

>>149662773
>Vegas had mountains of evidence that laffs were in on all of it.
post it

>>149661762
Do we have a toll status on this one??

>>149662790
>post it
Here you go, Samir.

>>149662831
most accurate part is their fanbases being a bunch of Dorothy's

>>149662773
Yeah laffs are marks.

>>149661782
Courts looked at her, listened to her speak and said yep we're giving 100% custody to the guy who managed to go bankrupt with an NHL salary

>>149662920
thoughts on your loss? (to bud)

>>149663355
Believe all wimmin, chud.

Having a foul marner on the clock

explosive marner, got some on my balls

>>149663904
Hate to see it

drank too much fernet and coke yesterday

This off season sucks

>>149664657
just like my islanders

>>149664657
Your summer sucks and is wasted by a retard

>>149665050
Those are my red wings

>>149664936
Wonderboy couldn't move Rakell at the deadline when his value was the highest. What's the purpose of trading off assets now? Why are they wasting Crosby's contract?

>>149663768
Gary makes a dollar. Doesn't pay me a dime. That's why I marner on offseason time.

Didn't go to work today gonna go on a couple week vacation then find a new job. God bless neets and the labor shortage

>>149665075
He could have moved him but the asking price was two first rounders

>>149660556
cope you're seething no milly KWAB
>>149663768
>>149663904
>>149665094
we don't call those that now

I do call it that

>>149665271
Vegas raped faggots (who signed a diva faggot to 8 years and 12M per) lmao

And it's pronounced retard rakell

Marner has 13 career playoff goals and the raped faggots gave him 12M a year.

copey won kmitchie won

If there's a god then the golden knights experience a lull like the Coyotes and Panthers did after their first five seasons. Would be hilarious seeing Vegas crowds just being tourists only and McCrimmon throws a meltdown after losing their 8th straight

>>149665456
Some would say the Coyotes are still experiencing a lull

>>149665406
to be fair my marners can't do that

Them women down in San Antonio can be used as a flotation device in the case of an emergency

just logged in and im not reading any of the slop thats been posted,

let me know if i need anything from the above or its just jen and that retardation

going forward i expect some high quality posts.

Post rumours, news, trades, etc.

Flames rumours, anything?

whatchu say bout victoria

>>149662773
I think the laffs were asking for picks and future considerations and vegass put them in their place.

>>149665671
rumor has it the Flames Rule

>>149665713
Gary had it changed to Flames Rock

>>149665396
This

>>149665693
it's a secret

didn't ask you shoot boner

ok how you know?

you tell me

>>149665728
still got them kicked off TSN

>>149666058
Had to make space for when Ryan Reaves retires

>>149661486
>Ivar Stenberg
Fraudlunda fraud
>>149665075
He wants to trade Crosby too.

>>149665671
Calgary will trade Zary to a real team that'll win a cup in a few seasons

Which team is drafting him?

McKenna said "lol fuck Canada" and is going to Penn State

>>149666593
penn state has a pedophile problem so no surprise a young hockey player would choose to go there

I can’t name a single good American player probably why we embarrassed them at 4nations

>>149666593
He needs to work on his neck gains.

girls soccer is on, these girls are drowning in pusy and /hoc/ virgins might learn something here

>>149666709
Its over for us

Happy Stampede bros its your duty as Calgarians to find some dumb drunk BC whore and double team her in a back alley this week.

It's all just part of the Alberta / BC culture

>>149666709
>>149666751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aYfznwwYGM

>>149666709
I’ve seen a soccer pussy before and haven’t eaten roast beef since.

>>149666876
LOOK AT THIS LESBIAN

>>149666751
Not my favourite remake of The Metamorphosis

>>149660059
I just want them to develop players for once

>>149666889
>lesbian
Not a real thing

>>149666916
Go play an RPG
This is Money Puck

>>149666817
My friend is dating a girl like that right now we warned him that she’s a skank but he wants to marry her…

>>149666993
Sad

>No offer sheets this summer
Grim

>>149666993
your friend is dating an anime cowgirl your friend sounds BASED

>>149667065
Offer sheets are gay

>>149667065
Buffalo not taking an offer sheet on Byram makes them even more retarded.

>>149666993
Remember tho, you never actually own a girl, you simply just lease her for a period in time.
Some leases are shorter than others. I always wanted to wish it wasn't true but it always turned out true.

F regardless

in the nba thread they claim that serbian women are hot can someone confirm this

>>149667090
You can't date a anime

TSN Overdrive off and running, with... Jim Tatti and Dave Feschuk.

>>149667149
Fuck you. Im tired of crappy teams keeping RFA's until they're 27-30 and all become crap.

Winter Classic should be a neutral site game rematch of last season's Finals.

>>149667180
most powerful slav race

>>149667230
Why is he holding up a 4?

>>149667257
what about the asian slav mix you get in east russia those whores can be something else

>>149667232
Retard

>>149667184
"1000 pound sisters" is such a funny name. Hilary Knight is probably close to 200, what if it was just 5 of those? Not so bad

>>149667255
Why? No fans would show up

>>149667311
Overdrive starts at 4pm.

>>149667329
That’s like 10 bedards

>>149667311
Hes counting how many retards are in the picture

>>149667329
Tammy was like 700 of those 1000 pounds lets be real

I admire the bulk

>>149667372
I see

>>149667184
>the human body can store fat in the forehead and the earlobes

>>149667323
"retard" and its hoping that the NHL's free agency isn't a pile of shit and bad team don't hoard players before they expire

>>149667372
kek

>Jim Tatti
>Dave Feschuk
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>149667151
Retard.

>>149667180
>I want me an Alaskan bitch

>>149667472
i know that cowboy
hes from revelstoke

>>149667551
R E V E L

S
T
R
O
K
E

>>149667495
i had one of those she had unshaven armpits, total turnoff

>>149667691
>>149667751

stampchads Zack Ryder is hanging out

the best goalie in the history of the universe, Miikka Kiprusoff, is Finnish.

Shut your mouth.

>>149667894
zero cups LMAO

>>149667894
He had worse SV% in the SHL than the NHL, proof that the NHL is overrated.

this free agency was so shit i don't even feel like hanging around and shooting henshitneith you guys this is gonna be a long off season I cant even pretend to care about hockey right now

>>149668048
You'll be back. They always come crawling back.

WOAH LE FAT GARY BETTMAN AI SLOP IMAGE

its eternal

>>149667691
lol. that dude was such a bum

>>149668185
I thought toskala made them finnphobic enough to trade rask for raycroft but I got the timeline messed up

uh oh, I feel a Marner coming.

12M dollars for Mitch Marner LMAO

>>149668281
>>149668295
Fuck you guys Marner is going to kick fucking ass in Vegas Mitch is gonna get his first cup there next year cap this fr

>>149668315
Mitch Marner's gonna get some knee injury so the knights stash him on LTIR lol

>>149668315
cope more copey

flush it down

>gavin McKenna committed to Penn state
Retard

>>149668315
He rips ass every morning

>>149668329
Make it less obvious he's going to Shitsburgh

>>149668333
this is why I wear boxers to sleep now. Fool me once, shame on my shart, fool me well over a dozen times in a six month period shame on me

>>149668343
Mark Stone has regressed every season after 2021

how did this win a calder cup?

>>149667472
>>149666817
Fucking lmao

>>149668404
You put in the work. You roll up your sleeves and go arse deep.

>>149668413
>downtown Atlanta is as bad as Zimbabwe
you can say that again

>>149668341
Unlock it bud

>>149668413
When Gary grows the game there everybody will stop having sex and fix the problem

>>149668455
Imagine having an NHL franchise so sad that it needs gary bettman to save it not once but twice through lottery rigging

>>149668469
Just like my islanders

>>149668487
How did ragsies get that much better without a first round pick, they must have some real scott morrow heads making those rankings

>>149668315
I'm back from taking my Marner now
>>149668478
Looks like he gambled on a 5-3 win for Carolina

>Elliotte Friedman: The market for Bowen Byram has been a little softer than Kevyn Adams wanted - 32 Thoughts Podcast
Maybe the market is softer because nobody wants a guy whos one concussion away from being dead

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

>>149668534
Hope you wrote a thank you letter to mommy Hochul

>>149668534
But I give the islanders the respect they deserve

>>149668413
Won't be a problem when the local economy booms thanks to their new NHL©®™ franchise

>>149668558
Why do they always start kicking when their skates are in the air?

>>149668413
So I’m safe :)

>>149668659
That’s a hockey move per UK justice system

>>149668659
genetic memory of running in the jungle from predators

>>149668640
They want to build the arena way up in the suburbs, I get it especially with how it's almost definitely cheaper/easier to build but it looks like a pain in the ass for non-car havers

>>149668693
Thats a good one

bud1 bro's how we feeling

bud did not 1

>>149668729
>>149668743
oh great the cancer is here

>>149668749
thoughts on witnessing bud's victory over trb?

>>149668749
shut up stephen

>>149668729
>>149668743
>>149668749
>>149668760
>>149668763
next person to say "bud1" or "mitch1" gets terminal AIDS inside their asshole

>>149668786
thoughts on your crushing defeat at the hands of bud and mitch?

>>149668752
God I wish that were me

>>149668700
Non car havers is basically underclass in Atlanta and I doubt Garry is concerned about those 2nd hand jersey owners

>>149668848
im pretty sure that the main reason the Atlanta area wants a team again is because they don't want it run by a group of retards who handled the Thrashers and Flames like they were a dog and pony show

>>149668700
>but it looks like a pain in the ass for non-car havers
I don't think the people who can afford NHL tickets are the same people who don't own at least one car.

Ain't it fun
Livin' in a bud thread?
Ain't it good
Being a raped bitch?

>>149659257
These jerseys were such kino. I hope their winter classic jerseys are good too.

Can the next thread be an embarrassing hockey uniform edition?

>>149669140
Winter classic in Florida?

just here to drop a bud1 and a mitch1
bud1
mitch1

>>149669368
>we need to have winter classic in every market that haven't got winter, otherwise it's unfair to those markets

Janny warned me for posting off topic in /hoc/ of all places, cmtsu

bud won

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

>>149669494
stay bud1rated

>>149669368
Tampa and Florida are getting one next season :)

>>149669506
both vs O6 teams so they sell tickets

>>149669506
>one
reminds me of bud

>>149669506
is that a joke

>>149669542
Some are convinced it is, others are resigned to do as Gary tells them

>>149669556
>others are resigned
reminds me of trb being resigned to the fate of losing to bud

>>149669542
It is a statement of fact but it is also a joke, yes.

How hasn't there been a Montreal-Toronto winter classic

>>149669596
Welcome, newfriend

>>149669617
thoughts on your loss to bud?

Hoob with his sons

>>149669542
:^)

>>149669575
much like bud1

>>149669645
none of them are heating up

>>149669682
>heating up
reminds me of trb when bud1 is posted

>>149669697
Kwab!

>>149669682
It's cool down season. Time to heat up comes later.

>>149669676
why not disney?

>>149669542
>No.

BUSINESS IDEA::

Seeing as how there is a 30k population of People from the Subcontinent living in Salt Lake City alone, Gary should green light a Ganesha style hockey jersey for cultural relevance and community involvement and stuff
>lemme know when that jersey gets finished, I wanna see, sounds like it's gonna look cool

>>149669747
tldr bud raped you

The last stadium series was great. Teds/wongs were both in the mix for a playoff spot then both went back to being ass and missed.

>>149669770
Retard

>>149669770
>last
reminds me of the place trb ended up in when he raced bud

>>149669778
no

best team of all time? '73 habs

what's the best atlanta team of all time

>>149669805
KWARB

>>149669814
Can you believe Scotty Bowman is still alive?

I overcooked my chicken but that’s alright desu I’d rather eat overcooked chicken than undercooked desu

>>149669831
>cooked
reminds me of what bud did to trb on 04/17/22

>>149669819
the Braves

>>149669814
I prefer '76, know why? Because that was like good defeating evil for the future of hockey. The Flyers (Sauron) getting their heads cut off by Aragorn

t. Not the Habs Swede

>>149669845
>rave
reminds me of the reviews of bud's 1

>>149669747
Can I get a CHEE HEOOO?
One more time for those in the back...
CHEE HEOOOO

Brewers are absolutely raping the dodgers

>>149669875
>absolutely raping
reminds me of what bud was doing to trb on 04/17/22

>>149669875
Neat
This is the hockey thread, though

>>149669747
>sounds like it's gonna look cool
meh

>>149669542
que?

>garyposting in July
kino

>>149669542
Not necessarily, we have the technology.

Sex with Gary

My Montreal Canadiens desu!!!!!!

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>using his very limited income to go to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
feel free to add to the list

>>149670114
Just spent 100 bucks on drugs ama

wish rapey died in the burrito incident

>>149670114
Didn't he also admit to travelling to Asia because the prostitutes tend to be... "younger"?

Also remember he had a lot of pictures of kids saved on his computer

>>149670211
>trb is a pedo
to the absolute shock of no one

>>149670211
how did you see them

Alright bros, it’s 9pm, lights out

>>149670378
Night, pookie

>>149670355
>blow gays

been working on my stride

>>149669140
I hope they do what Dallas and Nashville did and pay tribute to past hockey teams from the area

1993

>>149669803
One life changing decision. Signing with the Blue Jackets made him a bloody stain on a New Jersey road instead of being alive and well in Calgary right now.

Talk about a sliding door moment.

ppc

bud1
mitch1

Remember when the Abbotsford Canucks won the Calder Cup?

>>149670924
vaguely

>>149670576
>play La Bamba
>"Eh, we made the finals, good enough. Time to switch to the gay pride anthem."

why do the summers feel shorter every year. god i hate fall

>>149671030
Gary adding more teams to the League isn't helping at all

gonna try to wake up early tomorrow so I can get to work early so I can leave early :)

>>149671078
Good luck
also, why?

>>149671084
Because I like being in the office before everybody else and I want to be home before 4:30

>>149671078
Because of my somehow still undiagnosed autism my job is cutting all the vegetables for the local chipotle and leaving

>>149671130
I'm not your supervisor, so it doesn't matter if I approval, but you want my approval? cause I approve

>>149671130
>the office
Corporate fuck.

>>149671194
Thanks boss

>>149671222
>not distrubuting nice, wholesome Sweden gay porn magazines to the elder queer folk in your fishing village
checked

>>149671222
Jokes on you we’re a small business and not a corporation

ahahahahahaha get fucked edmonton

just terminate this retards contract already

>>149671383
Yet they'll be the first to request a trade when McDavid leaves.

>>149671424
gross

>>149671383
>>149671403
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE YOUR NTC!

group project: we rape trb again

>>149671486
you have serious problems trb

>>149671479
The only "legacy" Nurse will have is being the reason McDavid didn't win a cup with Edmonton. He knows his contract is an anchor and should do the right thing.

Is he saying he did waive his NTC then?

Eklund - Celebrini - Smith
Musty - Misa - Chernyshov

Dickinson - Cagnoni
Mukhadmadullin - Wang

Askarov

my gary jersey comes in tomorrow

>>149671543
>>/int/

just like my steven

>>149671495
Yeah, Nurse's contract is the anchor, not Bouchtard's or the twelve goalies they've bought out in the past decade.

>24 teams looking for a 2C
>My kitties have five of them

>>149671576
FUCK
I remember when my Nuckies Center depth was
>Miller
>Pettersson
>Horvat

>>149671550
im gonna come in gary in a jersey tomorrow

I miss 5 dollar footlongs

Alex Turcotte's dad Alfie was born in Gary, Indiana

>>149671649
I've been meaning to try the footlong nachos.

Barkov is better

didnt ask

Miller/Trocheck/Zibanejad is good if you ignore the demons

>>149671532
Who'd want that contract? Unless Oilers adds a sweetener and if they do that and trade Nurse + high pick/prospect, what in the fuck will they replace him with? The market is more barren than a 40 year old woman with 10 abortions behind her.

>>149670576
raped faggot

Centre depth is a meme. The kitties have gone back to back with Bennett

>>149671383
Why does he look like that

>>149671383
Salary cap is the gayest shit ever and we should be able to remove shit contracts

>>149671761
That's Conn Smythe Champion Sam Bennett. Teams were going to give him $10m if he hit the open market.

>>149671780
Sad

>>149671543
This almost NEVER happens

>>149671576
Okay who's the other three

>>149671780
Ok but the fact remains they've gone back to back giving top c minutes to a scrub

>>149671808
>a scrub
In the regular season, sure. But a player whose actually willing to do whatever it takes to win, including injuring another teams player, is worth the money. So many of these guys talk about doing whatever it takes to win but won't actually make a play to physically harm the other team significantly.

>>149671828
>a player whose actually willing to do whatever it takes to win, including injuring another teams player, is worth the money
It only works when those players play for the chosen teams

>Before Evan Bouchard signed an extension in Edmonton, Carolina reportedly threatened to offer sheet him, per @FriedgeHNIC


>Bouchard’s extension was expected to be for four years with a $9.5M AAV but the Oilers signed him to a larger contract to avoid the offer sheet.

>>149671851
>Bouchard’s extension was expected to be for four years with a $9.5M AAV but the Oilers signed him to a larger contract to avoid the offer sheet.
This makes no fucking sense at all. Why pay him 1 million more against the cap instead of just matching the offer sheet?

I love a nice cup of folgers coffee, black

>>149671383
>>149671851
kwab

>>149671941
And yet he still stays on the Oilers.. expecting different results.
Does he know the definition of insanity?

>>149671876
Who had 10m in space and all those picks to give up? San Jose?

hey bro's how was your day

>>149672009
bad, I gained like 7 lbs from binge drinking and eating for the last 4 days. im too old to keep doing this.

>>149672009
BAD thanks for asking dude. Thanks for fucking reminding me.

>>149672051
i'm about to crack open my first beer myself

>>149672051
...is this post-Marner?

>>149672065
sorry to hear that bro my coworker had a bad day too the boss freaked out on him KWAB

>>149672073
we don't call those that anymore

>>149672076
That was me dude.... I'm your coworker...

>>149672009
i only got into sports because my life turned to shit

>>149672083
no we do, stop bitching.

>>149672128
we don't

just put on raw

>>149672150
we do

marner is shit and deserves to not win a cup

>>149672156
fraid not

>>149672156
raped

>>149672223
by dylan

>>149671985
Carolina had before the K'Andre trade >>149671851
>Carolina reportedly threatened to offer sheet him, per @FriedgeHNIC

>>149672238
i'll bet you're a big k'andre fan bro

>>149672263
Why the fuck?

>>149671805
Barkov, Bennett, Lundell and Reinhart are Top 6 Centers.
Rodrigues and Luostarinen are Middle 6 Centers.

>>149672292
because you're a gay retard

Tampon gay went back to back** four years ago today

>still on the same thread as last night
grow the game my ass gary didn't grow shit

>>149672570
your ass grew though so did your tummy you lardass

>>149672570
It’s off season Mr retard

>>149672520
You're the faggot nig lover you retard fuck off.

>>149672625
Sar please calm down sar

>>149672311
>Luostorinen
>Center
He's a winger
>Rodrigues
>Middle 6
Just say he's a 3C. Dude is fine but not godly.

gary board newfag

>>149672570
Wow who would have thought that people don't want to come here just to listen to the same song and dance about "bud1" and "trb" and an imaginary rape.

>>149672725
trb comes here every single day to be called a rape victim, actually

war is just a marner away

>>149672625
KWAB you mad

93 SHALL BE THE NUMBER OF COUNTING
NO MORE, NO LESS

brutal

What does the /hoc/mind think about VGK who won their division last year adding a 100-point scorer? Has to mean they have a good shot at the cup right

>>149672882
of course

>>149672882
1st round exit unless they get rid of hertl

>>149672731
you do?

>>149672882
they will win the presidents cup and lose in round 1

what the FUCK is our king doing???

>>149672975
>-3
Ow
>>149672990
Just like my broons

>>149673009
cope

>>149673025
t. gary hater

>>149673031
the only person on this board that copes is copey and he's a huge vegass fan

You're either a 170 iq obese retard, or you're a Gary hater. There is no in-between, there is no overlap

170 IQ gary haters: what he say fuck me for?

You're either a winner (bud), or you're a raped bitch (trb). There is no in-between, there is no overlap

>>149673060
i don't cope tranny kwab 1993 *dabs*

>>149673076
bro i said "what he say fuck me for" as a joke the other day around other people and zero (0) people got it, it was cringe

>>149673078
COPEY I KNEW THAT WAS YOU

Is copey still trying to hold in his marner

>>149673085
cope no you didn't bro
>>149673090
we don't call those that now buddy

Hey copey, who are your least favourite players in the league?

finna boutta take a midnight barzal

>>149673115
based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat has taken 3 Marner's so far this night

kevin nash, 1992

>>149673119
oh no she did not

These digest channels make me wanna kill myself. Every day "BIG NEWS HOLY SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"

stfu plz

KWAB

>>149673119
Kitty marners can be especially foul

>>149673140
>>149673185
we don't say that anymore

>marner moratorium
fuck you I got a permit to marner post here

by the way I don't think it was a girthy marner

>>149673185
Animals don't deserve this kind of abuse. You are sick canadian.

>>149673274
we don't call those that here and bret screwed bret

flush it down

>>149673416
1993

FLUSH

IT

DOWN

>>149673127
I agree I made the mistake of watching one of those. Just bullmarner rumours and pointless speculation

some of you really are retarded

not true cuz I'm not a laffs or soiler fan

>>149673462
your team has been a laughing stock for over 30 years

>>149673505
you must have mistaken me for somebody else. I support the Calgary Flames.

>>149673523
post your timestamped jersey

trb is a 46 year old raped bitch

raped bitch is here

>copey larping as a swede now
sad, grim, jen, kwab

>>149673537
what

what? what? huh? what you mean? huh?
JEN

bud won

>>149673570
true he won via the broship

omg just shut up dumbass

>>149673456
That's what happens when your userbase overlaps with wrestlefaggotry

gay sex

>>149672697
he's a natural C and is better at C. when Maurice was hired, he originally wanted to slot Luostarinen as the 3C and convert Lundell to wing, but Lundell sucked balls at wing, so they moved Luostarinen.

Team Svenskadansk or Team Nordofinn?
Who wins?

>>149673590
it's wrestlechaddery

>>149673625
Eat marner copey

>>149673633
we don't eat matthews' here

true bro we flush the laffs down the toilet here

Just dropped a devastating marner and I dont remember having any corn

>>149673962
imagine the smell

It's great to listen Spittin Chiclets and Ryan Whitney seething about the Panthers. He's totally buckbroken.

Spain
Without love
Spain
I can't get enough
Spain
I like it rough
Cuz I'd rather rape trb than nothing at all

>>149673982
much like you are

reminds me of trb being budbroken for 1178 days

>>149673609
1st one wins in soccer, hockey and cycling. 2nd one wins in winter sports and motor sports

>3 hours the last episode of 32 Thoughs
>only 5 minutes talking about my Stars

>>149674146
ouch that's gotta be spainful.

>>149674146
5 minutes too many

>>149674146
nill resigned benn and duchene
the team is moving towards regression

it was a gay magazine

You're out of kwab
I'm out of trb
But I'm out of my head when bud = 1

>>149674173
It gave bench pressing tips

>4.25 AAV for Jack McBain
jej what the fuck is the Mammoth front office snorting and where do I get some

> Max Domi Named Trade Candidate For Maple Leafs
Let Treetard cook.

>>149674311
Maybe he can do an 06 tour

>>1496743
bedard better squeeze those cheeks

Last night I slept in my underwear for the first time in a while

>>149674420
This is the way

>>149674460
I need to do it more

>>149674768
How do you usually sleep?

>>149674793
in a bed

slept a year on the floor during the pandemic

If I don't marinade my sheets in my gross ass and balls I don't need to wash them as much

>>149674877
all that so you didnt have to wear a mask

If your mattress is on the ground with no frame or box spring then you are still sleeping on the floor

Nah true ground sleepers sleep on the carpet

Nah true ground sleepers sleep in a cave in the woods

End of an era

>>149675161
would love to see buji put on a show at the spengler this year

>>149675161
He will awaken in two more years when he makes his triumphant return

>>149675161
He just needs more time

you don't think..

>>149673012
getting ready for the impending move to Houston

>>149675274
Sure, it could happen again, but it all started with Larry Murphy btw.

>>149674146
>Spend the entire month of June hyping up all this possible upheaval from the Stars roster
>All it ended up being was getting rid of Marchment and Robertson just seeking a long term extension

>>149675318
It all started with >laffs. And it will never end.

>>149675161
oh thank god we can stop forcing this retarded finn like he was anything good

I slept like a panda last night

>>149675099
I have a box spring for a double with a mattress for a queen, no frame

next thread should be a bud1 edition

Get ready Cuck. It's almost time.

>>149674311
Trade Domi to replace Marner
>laffs

can the next thread be rail yard dawgs themed

>>149675438
every thread is bud1 edition when the raped bitch doesnt the dirty work

>>149675274
Phil "Chipmunk Cheekz" Kessel

you just know that all the goym will come out of the woodwork once the new thread is up

>>149675469
I replace a Marner daily.

new
>>149675941