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Previous: >>149650981

first for emma

washed old man

Alcaraz wins another tournament. So tiresome.

>>149661334
>Why don't they do concrete courts
That's mostly what you see for public courts, down south here anyway.

Just pushes around the old mqn

>>149661440 (OP)
What the fuck is Djokovic doing?
I don't even like De Minaur that much but he's outclassing him rn

Do you think Roger is staring down at Novak to put him off?

Roger is the GOAT and the best grass player in history.

Fuck how is Roger still so handsome?

>Luca Boschetto-Ivan Ljubicic Italian comment
kino

>>149661481
fucking based

uh oh.... no one told djokovic what australians do to kings....

>>149661481
Who's he rooting for?

The Commonwealth's brave Alex.

Based Fed with the laser pointer

>>149661492
>”australians”

>>149661440 (OP)
>IKEA kitchen

>>149661499
Rolex

guys I saw roger slip something into de minaur's drink...

>>149661485
8 (eight) Wimbledon titles.

Novak is going senile

>>149661477
De Minaur is keeping his cool, Djokovic is double faulting all over the place

>throw first set
>fake injury
>rally against the crowd who know you're faking and win the next three sets

I'm so fucking sick of this episode man.

>>149661455
He’s merely pretending.

Holy fuck what is up with djoko

I found out about royal tennis the other day
I didn't really get the rules but it looked mad

>>149661440 (OP)
Apologise.

>>149661519
This it's fun to pretend but we've seen this episode on repeat forever

>>149661519
This.

>>149661522
>>149661525
Imagine falling for this bullshit.

>>149661522
He's an old man cut him some slack.

Boris I asked you before: does your waifu have implants? I thought you abhorred such things

He is going to blame the early match time

God what a boring match up with djoko and demon

>>149661544
Fucking bastard.

Just woke up, are we truly watching the end of an era right now?

>>149661522
He looks good actually, very smooth racket motion.

>>149661552
When pushers push

>>149661544
Could probably get £20k for that broken racquet.

Roger never looked this washed at Wimbledon

>>149661559
Stop being stupid, burger friend

hoping for floaty spastic arms and legs djoko to make an appearance

Djokobitch is COOKED. Fed would never get embarrassed like this.

>>149661570
Hubert 2021 last set

>>149661481
>40-15

>>149661578
heh

>>149661549
They say that nature abhors a vacuum
... So does my dog

chokeabitch btfo

Djokoshit is actually faking. It’s beyond me how people (Minotaur included) do not understand this.

mcenroe really doesnt watch anything other than slams does he kek
novak has had a lot of shit performances in other tournaments

>>149661481
Kind of looks like Tom Cruise

>>149661578
Injured

Even John "cocksucking" mcenroe doesn't know what to say

oh dis man WASHED washed

Even bookies still think this is a bluff from Djokovic.

holy shit

>>149661594
McEnroe is not a spectator, he still plays. So of course he doesn’t watch many matches.

>>149661594
>implying grand slam commentators give a shit about anything other than grand slams and occasionally indian wells

The love of a good woman.

Energy conserved

>Wimbledon is Novak's best chance for another slam!
>

>australia humilating novak further for refusing the jab

When will it be enough for these people?!

Djoko sistas?

Serbs don’t have human rights

Choker's last breadstick was against Van De Zandschulp, but this is just his warmup set. Why is he dumb enough to let it slip on the one he wants most?

wow djoko looks like shit

retirement in the 2nd set or 3rd for novak?

FRIENDLY REMINDER: roger never retired from a match

pissi djokitini

>>149661594
And lost to Popyrin at the USO.

>>149661605
sometimes they at least pretend to when the interns push stats they can bluff having knowledge about onto their screens

>>149661606
love are katie

Now he takes a magic poop and rapes Alex in 4

>>149661602
Holy shit the guy who just won 6-1 is still paying 2.30, is this free money???

Here you go. 1-6, 6-2, 6-1, 6-4

>>149661630
Heil hitler

Finally broke this kid
Marin to win Wimpleton

>>149661630
Gambling is that easy
Putting my house on him (I rent)

Come on Alex don't go to the net it's embarrassing

So cringe

Who the fuck keeps calling out after let

>>149661549
not him, but i remember him saying (and i agree) that she does it the right way
she's very very subtle and delicate with her bogging

So it begins.

I switched over from skyward sword to this but I might switch back shortly

>>149661615
>FRIENDLY REMINDER: roger never retired from a match
literal goat stat

Here Alex hold this

>>149661656
Automatic linekeeper bot, same as the really canned 'fault' calls

The fuck is Demon doing

>>149661657
shallow whore

Why is this retard vollying now?

>>149661657
thighs

We love tennis on this blessed day

>>149661657
how do I get a full match Morgan thighcam? Can't see it on BBC iplayer

>>149661670
Sticking to the script.

>>149661657
Not a thought running through that airhead

the hat means hes going mega autist mode. It makes him look like a spud

>>149661661
Stop gaymen

>>149661670
Some people find a way to lose the story, no matter how hard it may be

Gonna bet on Mirra to win, therefore it's a win-win for me

>>149661686
He's wearing it for its intended purpose, unlike those backward wearing heathens.

Jana :(

Cilic implosion

>>149661697
Backwards cap keeps sun off the neck

So he gave away the first set, prentending to be incompetent - just to give himself a story arc?

>>149661695
was actually thinking about doing the same with rich emma (and she's at 2.50 last time checked)

You now remember when Caspar Ruud getting into finals a few years ago

>>149661697
he loses 50 aura points with it, he can't pull it off

>>149661702
except i see a lot it like that when they are looking into the sun

>>149661699
Cooor his big guy

Katie looking hot lads

Novak has realised that if he can't go forward then bringing Demon forward instead and hitting a passing shot is another option
Demon usually makes it to dropshots and is a generally decent volleyer but Novak is excellent at passing shots
Demon needs to pick his timing when he goes forward and also potentially play more aggressively from the baseline to prevent getting drawn forward when he's not in an advantageous position

>>149661708
The Ruud era

>>149661702
also less wind resistance when running or biking

The crowd

CAM ON ALEX

>>149661699
>Just been heemed out of Wimby
>already on her phone before she's even left the court
Do they actually put a chip in kids heads these days or something? I can't imagine walking around in the actual world and only looking at a six inch screen.

>>149661725
God she's cute

Just had three of these

Just retire grandpa

>an Australian ended Novak's career
didn't see this coming

>>149661708
Ruud was 1 match from being #1. Quite literally would've been more embarrassing than even the lowest lows WTA has reached.

That break point was a real missed chance for Demon after that deep return but he blew it

>>149661725
>cucking demon with that black guy
>at his own wimbl match
savage

autist mode with cap on?

>>149661733
>euro shopper
braver than me, that shit is like battery acid

It's clear Alex isn't top tier stuff, but we can't forget this is 6th vs 11th, Novak will be getting pushed more than usual this early in a slam

>>149661735
Yeah an Australian who has never won a quarter final is whipping Novak into retirement

>>149661717
>>149661737

I liked it

>>149661708
i get the FO somewhat but making a hardcourt final is just bizarre

>>149661733
Based. Redbulls have no bizniz costing fucking €3 This is my favourite one though.

They're both serving under 50% first serves which is horrid, especially for Novak
Have to assume it's either the wind or he's feeling pressure from Demon's ability to return so he's going for more
That said Novak's serve has always been more about pinpoint precision than power so it's strange

>>149661779
Has to be the wind

Oh Cobolli broke back

>>149661765
You liked a player who had no titles above 250s being #2 and nearly #1?

>*Cilic unforced error*
>"FORZAAAAAAAA"

What type of person would you never date again?

A million years later.

Is De Manure elite now?

>>149661795
I say BPD but I would 100% do it again and then just be disappointed in myself

He's definitely putting up a fight

>>149661802
Yes.

But more than serve accuracy I think Novak's bigger problem today is simply rally tolerance
The weak serves mean he's not getting any easy +1 shots so he gets dragged into extended baseline rallies where he either gets outplayed or just gives up a completely unforced error

djoko playing like ass

Novak is struggling

Ahhhhhh. Night session save me

>>149661795
I've never been on a date mate but I'm only 32 so there's still plenty of time for me haha yeah plenty of time

>>149661793
>>149661793
Maybe he punched above his weight. But finally the Fedal generation started losing and Ruud had the most good looking box. And by box I mean his sister.

England's brave Ruby Cooling dumps Dencheva out, didn't see that coming. Dencheva not having the best luck against Bongs recently.

Imagine actually thinking this kid has a chance against Novak Djokovic

It is so over

what would anons do to katie?

>>149661807
They're not as cringe as Tsitsipas and Badosa.

how long has this game been

once you get to a 5th deuce you should have a tie-break

far out djoker is cooked

>>149661840
Shake her hand and tell her I am a fan.

Federer already knows what Novak is doing wrong, saw her talking to the wife, Maestro

Who's the cute girl in the Demon box behind Hewitt?

Just switched it on and what the fuck
Even cooked Federer beat AdM

ADM actually matches well against djoker because he is elite at getting to balls, doesnt fall into the trap of other top players who think they need to hit the instant winner as a long rally will fuck them up

>>149661845
They only do this to spite the Aussies
Just want to SLEEP

>>149661821
You're not missing anything. Game is not rigged in our favor anymore

It's Nover

Reminder that Steve Carell is an Alcaraz supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVoUX7Re1c

Lleyton hewitt is higher on the GOAT list than novak and nadal

nole might actually be screwed

huge win

>>149661683
>can someone post the Katie Boulter hookup forum posts
i'm sorry, the what

>>149661871
In terms of exceeding your natural talent, big rusty is no.1 no doubt. Polar opposite to nick wog boy krygios

Hewitt wasnt actually good though. Just boomer cope.

>6-1 1-1
>57 minutes

>The year is 2025
>You are seated in front of the screen with a nice drink
>You are watching Djokovic face a guy in his mid 20s
>Lleyton Hewitt and Roger Federer are sitting in the stands watching their old foe

>>149661895
should've gone gluten-free and/or believed in Orthodox Jesus, or both

Alex wasted a break

COBOLLIIIII

Bye Bye Balkan Boomers

For some reason I remember the Federer vs Kyrgios (semi?) final in Miami more than most matches

But also when he beat Roddick and those marathon matches against Nadal

Fuckin 20 minutes to break back just to get broken again immediately

this is anti-tennis slop. Wake me up for the sinner-alcaraz final

>>149661895
fuck

flava flavio

WTA tier match

>>149661683
what

>>149661884
Did win 5 of his last 6 matches against 29-31 year old Sampras.

>>149661929
Rallies longer than 5 shots at least

grim

>>149661925
where's the T?

>>149661938
My kind of game.

Cobolli will bootyblast whoever wins

>>149661943
To spell what?

it's over demon bros

>>149661943
I regret to inform you, we lost the T carrier to covid (I mean the vaxx did him in)

By the way, why don't they have dedicated Wimbledon hotels? Why do they make players pay their own way when none of the other tournaments from challenger level all the way through the majors don't?

>>149661935
a then modern baseliner beating a serve and volleyer doesn't sound impressive

Federer literally sulking and looking at his toes

>>149661795
dumb black girls

>>149661966
big players rent their own homes anyway

>>149661953
Nick nolte

Looking on nervously.

how good will stefan djokovic be?

wtf is fed doing lol

Mirka sexo

>>149661966
Pomp and tradition

>>149661993
>just one more point and it would've been different....

>>149661966
If you are the most established high status tournament you don't need to behave like a beggar

>>149661966
because wimbledon is a small town in an already packed london

>>149661989
Has he had some plastic surgery on his face? looks kinda bogged

>>149661993
He looks in physical pain from remembering something

>>149661993
>I paid too much for this ticket

>>149662007
Are you literally retarded? They would just partner with a hotel every year who would gladly reserve a set number of rooms for players. This is done everywhere for every sport.

>>149661970
Why couldn't Agassi do it? Funny thing is Sampras probably wouldn't have won that final slam (2002 USO) if Agassi didn't beat Hewitt in the SF.

its over for the serb

>>149662007
That's why they bought the golf course and plan to expand with an 8k stadium and other courts. The locals aren't happy and took it to the high court.

>>149662015
He was kinda bogged right out of the womb.

demon is fast bruh

>>149662022
you ever been to wimbledon mate?

hayai desu ne

>>149662015
Reminds me of zack efron

Dropshitting in windy conditions is low IQ nole

>>149662043
US Open partners with hotels in Manhattan when the tournament is all the way over in Flushing. The hotel doesn't have to be right next to the courts you mongoloid.

tournaments shouldn't allow wind, it's not competitive

Come on, Djokovic!

>>149662015
For sure he had some kind of hair procedure at minimum, his hairline is better now than 5 years ago

congrats to flavio on his first grand slam semi-final

Its no coincidence that clay rhymes with gay

They look like Link and Zelda.

>>149662090
The become an eternal dragon is to lose one's self

>>149662090
>no katie gf

Is serve a disadvantage?

What the fuck it keeps happening
Get your shit together
This is just like when they played at Monte Carlo a couple of years ago

>>149662112
only on grass

This match is literally wta tier but no tits or legs turning it off

>>149662115
what do you mean

>>149662063
so if its easy why hasn't wimbledon been doing it for the past 20 years? Ah its because the infrastructure needed to support that doesnt exist yet & the locals have been protesting against it for years

Masha is old now :/

>>149662124
Turns out it was only last year
It was one of the worst matches I'd ever seen

Why is Demon rushing the net? He always loses the point when he does that

>>149662137
Hard yikes lemonade

>>149662090
I like the blue.

>>149662156
Boggles

>>149662121
This has vastly superior rallies to anything the WTA can muster.

>>149662157
Isn't she a doper fraud too?

Remember when Wimbledon chose a pandemic insurance payout rather than actually hold the tournament?

>>149661440 (OP)
Why are Australians so unlikeable in tennis? Does this sport not suit their personality?

>>149662157
Not looking too shabby.

>>149662176
noble sacrifice to save are nhs

>>149662157
is that her natural hair color?

>>149662157
Now post current Serena.

Who's the qt smug dark haired girl in Alex's box?

Katie really does look lovely

>>149662176
Dark times. And some people can still gaslight millions into thinking the Chinese didn't create the virus. And now the Trump administration is lying about the Epstein list. He ran his campaign on releasing it.

this set decides the match

>>149661594
tbf neither do I, I only really watch slams and the olympics
but I'm just a casual

>>149662207
This is the question

>>149662193
Drova did all this just to get broken again and lose the match

>>149662221
He was gonna release it until he saw his name on it lolz. I'm glad he won but let's be real he's obv into kids, weird comments about his own daughters even so, pedo AND incest.

He hates nogs though so that's all that matters.

Get this old man off the court

>>149662129
You're acting as though the US Open owns their own hotels which isn't the case. They partner with different hotels every year for the players to stay at. You're just coping for incompetence.

>>149662188
Honestly, hard to know what the other slams would've done if they had the option. I know the AO lost shitloads of money holding the AO due to no/reduced crowds and paying to cover quarantine for hundreds of players.

Brutal to watch

Did that count as le aeroplane man? Is demeanor fucked?

I grow tired of all these breaks

>>149662249
Some of the tournaments even offer vouchers for players staying elsewhere. I know the US and Aus do.

>>149662249
never implied that, you're just arguing for the sake of it. you should travel & broaden your view of the world. Not everywhere operates like mutt york

Alcaraz also complained about an arm injury, I think this may be end up being another vultured asterisked Slam for the flavourless doper, I'm gonna hurl ...

This will be Carlos in 2040

>>149662239
But it hurts because Trump was a US Open regular and almost always kept his word to MAGA

Idiotic wind, idiotic roof off, idiotic tournaments with random elements like wind.

>>149662286
kek

>>149662143
Wtf is this photo hahahahahhajajaja

>>149662157
Women get fat ankles after pregnancy, true/false?

>>149662275
>Alcaraz also complained about an arm injury
Maybe he shouldn't play hours of unnecessary tennis against shitters every tournament.

matches should be played in a vacuum chamber

the players will be permitted to wear breathing apparatus

Holy fuck Demon what are you doing

Cute wmif couple

>>149662295
someow rank Albanian criminal

lmaooo, can't even beat this shit version of djoko

alex is the king of letting opponents back into matches

Yahoooooooo
Boomer bros we're so back

>>149662221
>Chinese didn't create the virus
If they did, boy am I glad about the number of Europoors and Amerigolems it killed

Sinner is going to absolutely maul this unc

Djokovic isn't getting past Cobolli

2/10 break points for alex that set

>>149662342
he won't even have to do his customary set drop against cannoli

Todd Woodbridge saying Alex played a good set
lol, lmao

>>149662330
I'm still here so you'll have to put up with me for the foreseeable future.

>>149662367
wtf is this real???

Djokovic still the best player ever at 40, just like Cristiano Ronaldo is in football.

djokovic pulling another injury troll, his ace up the sleeve

It's De Minover

You reckon Dimi can make it fun?

Demon is just tactically dragging this match out to exploit Novak's lack of stamina

Bring back blue clay

djoko bros.....

>>149662392
>can visit home and an island paradise at the same time
SEA is heaven

>>149662389
only alcaraz can make it fun against him

This match is very dimeanoring for novaks career

>>149662392
baaaased

>>149662389
Retires 1 game into the 2nd set

>>149662330
>glad about the number of Europoors it killed
Barely 0.024% of our population, you think those are good numbers?

rooting for this Álex de Miñaur guy

Why is this anti-science chud allowed to disgrace a storied tournament such as Wimbly with his presence?

>>149662392
I want her to be a good player so much bros, she's like a fun, less cunty Raducanu

>>149662392
name of the whore behind her?

>>149662392
i do love SEA monkeys

>>149662157
She cute

>>149662274
>Not everywhere operates like mutt york
Literally every other tournament does this though which was the original argument

>>149662372
>40
He's barely turned 38.

>>149662392
last week my dad said that she looks like a boy so she's probably a lesbian lol

This is going to be a long ass match.

sex with eala

CHUDS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>149662129
>the infrastructure needed to support that doesnt exist yet
>in London
nigga there's a million hotels there

>>149662499
It's crazy just how good 45 year old Novak still is

unc got wimbled on

Chud screeches

djoko chimping out

>>149662562
translate pls

ADM keeps cooking him with forehand passes. Also that cute girl left his box for some reason.

Angry old man needs a nap

Swiatek - Tauson will have come and gone before this match is done.

Djoko is angry that his wife is looking at the phone all match and not gaf about him

>>149662571
he said the n word

tfw no tennis ball gril girlfriend yelling OUT when my dick accidentally pulls out while we fuck

>>149662590
She's texting me

>>149662157
Would, and if you disagree (You) are gay

>both de minaur and novak give each other a respectful clap when the other player hits a good shot
honestly kino

He said something with fuck. Jebote or jebote means fuck.

t. Serbian language expert

>>149662590
She allows him to cheat without complaints

Beating De Minaur at 38 years old isn't for everyone

>>149662618
He told his wife off from the court. She looked like a scolded kid.

remember when just stop oil would throw orange powder everywhere. Brave displays

>>149662633
people forget man, federer was a marauder

>>149662617
demon seems like a good guy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD2p39tQSKU

Wish McEnroe would keel over already, so tired of his retarded ass commentary

Samsonova must be so nervous (if she wins, it'd be her first GS QF appearance)

>all these holds
gay

Come on Ben!
Ben Ten!
Big Ben!
Benzodiazepine!

Who's the woman holding Novak's daughter?

>>149662665
Where are her boobies?

Why does he flop like that
What are you doing man just hit the ball

>>149661060
>It would be tragic if Carlos ends up with Emma, he's too big for her now. He could get any super model/hot piece of ass way better than this little chinese girl. Hell the horse next to Emma in that picture is hotter and more deserving of carloth.
When will /tennis/ realise that Emma Raducanu is the biggest prize in the tennis dating pool?
ATP players, and many WTA players, all want to hook up with her

>>149662699
She's Filipina, that is hardly a given. She brought pizza though

This demon guy is pretty good, you guys said he was a shitter.

Princess Mingge is playing.

>>149662718
Flips usually have huge tits due to their monkey blood

POO ESE POO ESE POO ESE(total mutt death kike death)

>>149662718
>>149662665
IIRC Phillipines is one of the most overweight countries on the planet
As soon as she stops playing professionally she’ll get very, very THICC

>>149662733
He's ranked 11th m8

>Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf have been married since October 2001

I'm ready for the next tennis romance of the century

>>149662733
He is

>>149662733
He's considered a shitter because he doesn't have 10 grand slams

>>149662744
They're basically the Latinas of Asia

What’s the official thread consensus on SEA women like Eala (and women from Thailand etc)?

>>149662750
Hewitt and Clijsters were supposed to... ah, I guess some things just aren't meant to be.

something is off with federer, his face looks more bloated than usual

>>149662747
Well he looks way more competent than Zverev/Rune/Draper, today at least.

>>149662772
Hewitt’s son is playing in the Wimbledon junior championships this week

>>149662512
or your dad's a faggot

>>149662750
demon and boulter

>>149662764
bugs, my skin colour means I am above them & shan't be touching

>>149661612

Based

>>149662788
SEAs, Japanese, and South Koreans are honorary aryans, no?

>>149662392
sonya real trannylooking with that manjaw

what an absolute slurper

Alex is just edging Novak

do u think katie gives good head

>>149662764
Hapa pinoys somehow become latinas, and I think that's pretty damn hot.

>>149662803
No. That was purely a strategic decision

>>149662744
eala’s parents are both quite large so yes this is probably true and she’ll get pleasantly plump in her early 30s

>>149662803
>SEAs

Why are lleytons eyes so red? Hes gonna end up with rod laver eyes isnt it? Is it the australian sun?

Minotaur won 44.4% of matches against Nole

>>149662820
Yes

>>149662820
She’s never done that in her life
Missionary with the lights off is her limit

>>149662738
We're all monkes.

absolutely vile.

>>149662549
do you fuckers ever stop trying to tell the rest of the world about their counties? arrogant cunts, then you wonder why the rest of the world hates you .

>>149662856
Gay

>Thread is full of shipfags in the middle of a major
Tennis has the worst fans, enough so that I'd confidently say it's the worst professional sport

>>149661953
Nole team

>>149662856
Dennis Rodman's daughter is based

Lads should I get some beers? Novax might still take a while and Iga will be even later.

>>149662821
>Ethnicity: Filipino (three eighths), English, Irish, German, small amount of Austrian
Interesting mix.

>>149662803
seas are just completely unattractive to me. japs and koreans atleast look nice

>>149662867
uncomfortable conversations

>>149662875
Yes

Only if you have a healthy relationship with alcohol.

fuck niggers lol

>>149662879
Eala is highly attractive tho
Wife material

>>149662857
they're just retards, no point debating

>>149662873
>>149662865

Shelly just needs more time

>>149662871
Oh maybe you were joking but just in case, it's "Nolefam"

Players should have the option of dual wielding for style points

>>149662925
I legit started laughing at how retarded that would look

>>149662905
forsure eala is good because she doesn't look like a traditional smelly thai cavewoman

>>149662875
The Drunkard of Düsseldorf

MIN WOOOOOOOO

>>149662902
That's not happening any time soon

Might have a cheeky fiver on Norrie to beat the grug at 13 to 1. What you think lads?

>>149662857
>>149662906
you're both hilariously retarded

>>149662925
Ambidextrous players would be ruling this sport then

>>149662925
kek, add multiball to that as well

>>149662955
i think norrie will lose

>>149662739
what did he mean by this

>>149662958
British hotels are different.

Are any of the top female tennis players autistic?

'uckin' 'ell Demon

>>149662970
Yeah so do I but they're long odds for a 2 horse race and Norrie will have the crowd behind him. He has a small chance imo.

pathetic

>>149663004
Watch enough WTA and you realise they all are

>>149662958
Wimbledon doesn't need to partner with hotels. Players can arrange their own accomodation, as is normal for grown adults attending sports tournaments.

yeah baby

>>149663004
Iga

>>149662958
just explain why these hotels aren't already being used by wimbledon please

How do you think Djoko will feel when he will inevitably get triple bageled by Sinner?

the guy sitting next to boutler is fantasizing about fucking her raw and get her pregnant, it's normal

Just when I was getting into the match, he throws the set away in a non spectacular way

>>149662974
heh.

Long ass rallies, almost no aces. Compared this with yesterday's power bashing... Why?

>>149663004
Rybakina, Ostapenko, Putintseva, Collins, Swiatek

IDEMO MOTHERFUCKERS

>>149663048
She'll make demon watch if he continues to be as pathetic as this

If AdM was playing anyone else in this shit form he'd probably win easily. He's mind-broken because he can't believe he would beat Djokovic at a slam. It's all about the name.

>>149663004
the lesbian one who does YouTube vlogs claims to be neurodivergent

>>149663004
I truly believe any top athlete has to be on the spectrum to put their body through what they do. It takes an absurd amount of time an effort to get top 10

Easy work for the djokester

what happened to naomi osaka why is she buck broken?

>>149663067
Rybakina isn’t autistic she’s just painfully shy
Also she’s no longer on speaking terms with her parents :(

What does a grand slam mean in tennis?

>>149663090
Pole position, race victory, and fastest lap

>>149663087
Lena seems clinically retarded, that's why just does whatever Vukov wants.

>>149663039
kek he thinks players are going to stay in a B&B north of the river and travel across London to Wimbledon every day

>>149663046
He won't even get past Flavio

>>149663107
this

have a goooooood night

Grand Slam means the big 4 tournaments

If you refer to one it's a Grand Slam tournament

I'm just guessing here

>>149663118
That was cheeky of him.

they jewed the stream link

>>149663090
A grande ole slamme is a term coined for what I did to your mom

>>149663039
Because they aren't required to since it's not a ATP event. They did provide hotels during covid and forced everyone to stay in them.

King of Denmark spotted

Mingge is on the warpath.

I won’t him

Demon has not won a five set match since 2020

>>149663118
It’s only 10 am silly

It’s a week since that Eala webm was posted and the 5 anons below this post are still thinking about it

>>149663187
He's losing this is one in 4

>>149661499
joe root

is de minaur the covid cuck? i hope he breaks his leg

>>149663163
Alena crying again?

>>149663087
why did she fall out with her parents? because she sucked vukov off?

>demono
>dominno
why can't they just pronounce his name right?

>>149663239
She doesn't want to take over the Potato Farm

>>149663087
>Also she’s no longer on speaking terms with her parents :
Proofs?

>>149663244
Demanure.

Jana bratty daughter wife :(

>>149663239
The tattoos

>muh wind
do tennis players really

>>149663249
>Sonegro
he looks like an Arab or jeet

>>149663239
Pretty much.

>>149663122
every tennis player wants to go balls deep in a grand slam (of yo momma)

Now watch demon completely fuck up this service game after breaking... again

>>149663090
Winner gets to choose a grandma of the defeated participants and they slam. Queen of England watches from behind a curtain.

>>149663262
Nonce

Shelton is SO cute

I can’t help but think about how his naked body must look

Demon impressed me by not giving up

>>149663267
>muh sun too

>>149663290
he looks like a less simian alcaraz

>>149663290
Shame about his face

>>149663279
APOLOGIZE

total kovackova destruction today :c

>>149663290
>>149663311
why are you gay

has this guy hit a single first serve today?

>>149663311
He's got some skills.

>>149663329
You can tell she isn't impressed

De Minaur is taking the grandpa to a final set!

>>149663329
Imagine if Americans cared about soccer

>>149663302
>>149663311
Just imagine his figure when he gets ready for a rimjob…

>>149663290
for me?

cobolli is cutest

emvarassing for draper how the cute humble cobolli dismantled the old boomoid cillic

pwincess xu has this in the bag

de minaur proving once again his semen slurping abilities are unparalleled

Prediction:
Novak wins 1-6 6-4 6-4 4-6 6-3

>>149663360
Both your statements are very true. We think of active Cobolli cuddling passive Shelton…

corr maya joint took a good-dicking today

To think some people used to rate Kyrgios higher than Minaur, kek

>>149663350
What's your point? Kickups like that are easy as fuck and not impressive at all. When he tries to do something which takes actual skill he loses control of the ball immediately.

>>149663385
Novak won't get 4 games in this set but he will do better than 6-3 in fifth
De Minaur hasn't won a five setter in more than six years

>>149663363
:)

>>149663378
SemenDeMon?

>>149663395
give kyrgoat demon's current draw and he makes it to sinnrt before he loses (because he stopped caring)

>Sinner-Dimitrov
nice, forgot about it now I'm super hyped.

>>149663395
If Nick truly cared about tennis, he'd be Federer tier.

Emerson Jones is a little cutie.

>>149663419
6-0, 6-4, 6-2

Enjoy

I don't understand all the Alcaraz romance rumors. Like yeah he's a good dude and probably best in the world. But he's so ugly to me.

It's like Ed Sheeran, yeah he's very famous and rich, and girls loved his songs - but he's also unbangable. Looks like a pen troll.

federer's face in crowd at djokovic looks swollen and leathery

like how ben kingsley described ray winstone's tanned skin as crocodile leather like "fuckin' idi amin"

hints of federer being bogged dare one sayeth?

>>149663431
You sick fuck.

>>149663419
Seems like a mismatch to me, unless Dimitrov has one of those matches he can only play every 5 years

>>149663433
kek good post diss wun hafta be said

Dimitroff

>>149663129
I wish I could pull off a lime green tracksuit.

>>149663426
computer says Minaur

>>149663436
He's clearly bogged.

>>149663431
love her hair !

Shelton :)

>>149663462
>Nick 100% win over de minaur
based

children containment thread when?

>>149663462
I know Murray has a horrible record against Nadal, but did anyone not named Federer or Djokovic beat him more than Murrays 7 times?

>>149663485
wew

>>149663433
He's rich, tall, athletic, and high status. That's going to be enough to eclipse an ugly face for 99% of women.

tick tock grass

>>149663485
prime is based because you can just turn off comentators lol
love it

>>149663426
To “truly care about tennis” you must face your fears like a man, which is what Federer did. Kyrgios is an eternal manchild and one of the worst kind.

>>149663510
No, these defeated him 6 times

>>149663530
I said Alcaraz, not Sinner.

>>149663462
>Padding De Minaur's stats by including stan and andy

niggest beating nadal ever took was from male pattern baldness

>>149663550
Thanks anon, surprised to see Thiem on that list, what a cursed player.

>>149663550
Any fellow boomers ITT old enough to remember when it looked like Del Porto might go on and dominate tennis for a decade?

COMEBACK

>>149663318
male body > female body
also guys are less annoying

>suddenly the wimbledon crowd loves novak
why are tennis fans so spastic?

>>149663462
he get it!

>>149663550
Berdych and de minaur have beaten him 6x as well

Lewdmila :)

>>149663596
The charm of a career’s twilight.

tbf to the gays just about every single female tennis player is ugly now

>>149663607
don't think so, these did it 4 times

heh dont call him semen manure for nothing

For FUCK'S sake Demon you FUCKING shitter

He's fucking fucked it.

goat

If ADM wasn't so shit, Novak would already fly home

GOAT GOAT GOAT

>>149663596
underdoggism

>>149663645
risky opinion

De Minotaur just hitting the ball and doing nothing else

fucking SHITTER leave!

>>149663596
The NPCs have forgotten about COVID.

dminaur is getting minotaured (bull ridden)

>>149663667
all deminaur can do

who is that old fuck in the audience with blue suit and sunglasses

>>149663690
me

Minaur knows he needs to tire the old man a bit more and give him the moral boost a bit earlier.
He needs to win the 4th as tight as he can.
4D move

>>149661389
Listen guys im no expert so bear with me ok a little patience is warranted her i just have a quick question - is that, i mean, could be the light, could be the fabric could be my monitor screen could be the TV camera, but is there any chance we're looking at the the i mean the you know the part that um well a lady has you know the thing where it uh and then you can um with your wow this is awkward sorry having a tough time with this what im asking is when you look at this image are we taking a good close look at the aspect of a lady that well geez this is hard hee hee I'll have to get back to you...

>>149663624
>Beautiful
Danilovic, Kalinskaya, Krueger, Volynets

>Pretty
Boulter, Cirstea, Kalinina, Kostyuk, Rybakina, Samsonova, Vekic

>Cute
Burel, Cristian, Joint, P. Kudermetova Lys, Navarro, Zheng

>Used to look good, not anymore
Ostapenko, Sramkova, Svitolina

>>149663698
what if he loses though

T W E N T Y F I V E

Get rekt Fartgaret

You cannot win a tennis match if your first serve% is 29%. De Minaur is cooked.

>>149663628
your site is only including ATP events and ignoring slam wins, laver cup etc

>>149663707
>Kalinina, Kostyuk, Vekic

anyone watching Big Ben? great match

>>149663709
He will have sufficiently tired the grandpa out for the next time they meet. 5000d chess.

still yet to be a strongmind zoomie outside the big 2

>>149663737
Rothenberg? Match between him and a buffet?

This match is millennial Vs zoomer. Of course the zoomer is going to lose.

>>149663764
Leave the Russian billionaire alone

katie .... :( dont break our girls heart alex

Holy shit get this shitter off the court
Bring back Nick and Bernie already

>>149663772
Which match?

>>149663757
jurys still out on Sinner, too many chokes on long matches

haha

>>149663757
first and foremost, those two are better at tennis

Navarro and Iga soon as well.
This should have been on a Sunday.

>>149663772
Explain the last two Wimbledon finals

Boulter got the ick

AURAVIC

Katie and Alex really belong together

>>149663803
Alcaraz is post-zoomer already.

back to your tiktok dances you little zoomer fuck

>>149663803
Those werent real matches

remember when djokovic was going to lose this

>1-6, 6-4, 6-4, 6-4
Told you. What a shitshow.

>>149663837
no

>>149663817
>Researchers and media sources say they are generally defined as those born between the mid-to-late 1990s and the early 2010s, with specific birth years varying slightly depending on the source (e.g., 1997-2012)
You're a special kind of Idiot

really thought he'd win that 4th not sure why i thought that in hindsight

>>149663814
Rude

>>149663837
sorry this is my first time watching tennis

image for nu

JOOOOOKER! After such a tough childhood

>>149663839
He was 1-4 up in this set as well...

The GOAT marches on

>>149663841
according to certain "people" i mean
haha

Djokovic’s son is the most obnoxious child I have ever seen.

i kneel

I'm sorry but is he paying his opponents? Minaur literally controlled the game and somehow still lost it wtf. I dont believe these younglings are that shit

Embarrassing

A very British glorious failure
Katie must be rubbing off on him (no sniggering at the back)

Sinner will slaughter Djokovic and he's already leading the h2h

Vests should be banned from Wimbledon. Disrespectful.

>up 4-1
>lose the set
HOW

Handsome Fed. He woke or a good guy?

Btw, they aired video of teen Fed. Did he have a nose job?

>>149663837
it's his typical lose the first set charade, no experienced watcher was fooled

rigged I'm afraid

Shelton would stop the bot but of course Djokovic gets some Italian no one has ever heard of in his quarter.
>>149663862
Yes, a very strange unappealing child.

>>149663865
he wins by aura alone

>>149663879
STRONG MIND

>>149663862
Well, biologically he's Beckers son, so no surprise. The autism is strong in them

>>149663853
why is stella artois so big in the uk

>>149663882
He's had botox and filler. His wife has too plus ozempic which isn't even working really

>>149663903
KEK

>>149663896
shelton is decent but come on

How does a player with this shit of a serve and absolutely zero mental get this far into a slam and that high in the men's rankings?

>>149663896
>>149663914
Shelton is going to win

>>149663844
that's wrong.
tennis gens are 5 years max as defined by ultimatetennisstats

>>149663908
It's odd when bongs are so proud of muh British pint, yet they all just drink that stuff

NEW THREAD FUCK SAKE CUNTS

>>149663853
MAKE IT THEN YOU STUPID TWONK

>>149663911
i did notice his face looking puffy

>>149663908
idk i only drink american or mexican beer

>>149663927
they are unaware its not british

Federer nose job photos

https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/fia881/did_roger_federer_get_a_nose_job_lets_talk_about/

>>149663927
>bongs are so proud of muh British pint,
We like to drink but I've literally never heard anyone express any kind of pride about "British pints". We drink whatever will get us pissed.

>fake performance
>fake interview replies
>fake father

Ah, the price of success.

>>149663923
this match? well obviously, sonego is shit

>>149663927
Stella's alright. The only truly bad popular beers are Carling, Carlsberg, sub-4% pisswasser like that.

>>149663953
cope

>I love winning in straights
>*laughter*
British humour everyone

Mad how an entire generation is so mindbroken by Djokovic that they are still losing to his shambling corpse.