Thread 149661934

> Grêmio associates with club from Vietnam for 700k Trumps
> Flamengo apparently gave up on Welsh player and is now after De Paul

>monday 07/06:
>BRA2
19:00 | Operário-PR x Chapecoense
21:00 | América Mineiro x Athletic Club

>PRY1
18:30 | Sportivo Ameliano x Club Atlético Tembetary

>tuesday 08/06:
>CWC
16:00 | Fluminense x Chelsea

>BRA2
19:30 | Goiás x Criciúma

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Latest: >>149630639

>Welsh
Scottish*

Revelado o tamanho do bicho do fluminense em caso de vitória contra o Chelsea

>>149662032
Literally me

Which região of Brapzil has the best ccime?

Good thread.

>>149662053
>mfw I look into the sky and a meteor is heading my direction because I'm next to a gorda with her own gravitational pull

>>149662122
nice font retard

thiago silva is carioca? I always thought he was nordeschino or nordeschino offspring at south, didn't he start at juventude?

>>149662168
It's perfectly readable with 3d glasses

>suddenly i picture an alternate reality where i don't hate thiago silva
>because there is no thiago silva
>but rato
VGH what could've been...

sua cueca ta cheia do rato

Thiago Silva doesn't act like a carioca
He's too centered, you dont see many carioca leaders and when they have leadership they're egomaniac or psychos like Romário, Felipe Melo and Luxa

2014 alternate reality Brazil
>Cesão
>Dan - Thiago Rato - Luizão - Guga Moreno
>Paulinho - Gusta
>Hulk - Espanta - Ney
>Chaves
bros...

>>149662277
suas ideias não correspondem aos fatos
o tempo não para

>>149662285
>Thiago Rato
Thi Rato or just Rato sounds better

Some of y'all got way too much free time

>>149662318
I get paid to shitpost.

>>149662318
I have two eyes, two hands, two heads and two screens. I work on the top monitor, I shitpost on the bottom monitor.

Silva Ratão

>>149661934 (OP)
>Paraguayan girl with the Cerro scarf

based OP

IT’S SPREADING
GIGA BASED

>>149662464
>this is pareceited with brasileiro
I only understood 2 words

>>149661934 (OP)
Peru, Bolivia and Mexico are the best. Shame the opposite is true in the real world.

Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

>>149661934 (OP)
Good rolling template, for me its Colombia

Trikasbros...

>>149662122
wow so Brazil is just the southwest then

>>149662834
Southeast is indeed the strongest region, but CBF favors them a lot too

Northeast and South aren't that far behind

>>149662032
She just needs to lose 10kgs

>>149662904
more like 50 kg

>>149662279
There are several carioca leaders, but Globo sold the stereotype of the malandro so hard that when a carioca doesnt act like that you dont realize he's a carioca

carioca leaders: Fernandinho Beira-Mar, Nem da Rocinha, Marcinho VP, Edir Macedo. Yeah totally not malandros.

>>149662953
>Globo sold the stereotype of the malandro so hard
not being Disney with Zé Carioca wich made all the world think Brasil is carioca

>>149662953
you realize it's just a coping mechanism for rio being culturally the most relevant/interesting state right?
>>149663106
yea bro it's because of disney and zé carioca everyone knows that character abroad

>>149662032
I thought it was suarez for a moment

>>149661934 (OP)
gayest OP in a long time, congratulations

>>149662904
*tons

>>149663179
>rio being culturally the most relevant/interesting state
This just means the most bunda, malandragem and favela

>>149663467
thanks for proving my point
i hope other regions become more relevant so that brazilians stop seething about rio so much

insolito bombazo

Cruzeirofags must be happy. Considering how Palmeiras and Flamengo are fucking up, the chance of winning Brasileirão is quite high. Racing or River is probably the Libertadores winner too.

>>149663581
The point being you a dirty favela dweller with nordeschino origins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrzUUS-TqYk
Alianza Lima look like a good team
why are boca fans so dramatic?

>>149663970
a "good team" from peru is a B mid-table team here

>>149663970
they would descendate from b metro

>>149663753
Flamengo is already ahead and with one less game. Palmeiras is right behind. With the Mundial money boost they got they’ll just buy the championship like in previous years.

just...need...to...get...through...these...two...days...

The Recopa Gaúcha will be decided tomorrow.
Fun fact: in 1927, São José became the first football team to travel by plane to play a match, going from Porto Alegre to Pelotas.

>>149664320
why is a vietnamese club playing in copa gaucha?

>>149664329
I dont know, they wanna put uruguajos on the Gauchão league next year too.

>>149664375
would actually be kino

You guys might not know this but vietnam has some quality ladyboys.

That explains their partnership with gaymio

Não é muito popular dizer isso, mas obrigado Alessandro Barcellos. Eu confiei e confio no processo. Tua humildade e tua inteligência vão colocar o inter onde poucas pessoas no teu lugar teriam capacidade de fazer.

>>149664467
we had a resident vietnamese not too long ago, he liked watching at his brother's pp

>>149664482
What happened to him?

>nguyenzinho hasn't posted here in 2 years
what the fuck

>>149664514
he got bored and moved on like most tourists

Ladyboys are better than girls because they don't menstruate

>>149664628
But they diarreate.

>>149664659
you need to feed them well anon

>>149664628
Ladyboys can't birth your next wife

>>149664757
El bahiANO

Antis won their title for the year, we're going after all the others

>anon, i want you in my office in 5 minutes
wdyd

>>149664825
>leila's reforces with mundial money: yago pikachu, jeromel, payet, anselmo ramon, robinho and 2 angolanes

Forget titles I'm goin after Leila Gostosa da porra

>>149664864
Quick wank and go without rinsing.

>>149664930
my dick would get so hard

>>149664864
>>149664930
Anons, please, stop this...

As a trikas fan I feel very envious of Palmeiras they have the most diva president and the most handsome coach

What are they saying?

>>149665127
>it was this small!

>>149665127
>ola leila tenho um bragre europeu na minha mente que estou querendo no meu elenco
>tabom abel mas ele nao pode ter nome ou ser de time grande,e tambem precisa passar dos 50 milhoes de reais se nao nao vai dar
>podes ficar tranquila esse dai vai ser quase 100 milhoes haha

>>149665018
how do you hear this and not start masturbating instantly

>>149665252
Alias tem que ser um latino americano se nao o Barros nao consegue negociar

>>149665127
>What are they saying?

>>149665280
because my boss is male

https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/1942232192173707400
>for marcos rojo to leave boca, he will have to present an offer to the club
>the other way is for him to request a meeting with Riquelme
>neither happened, so he will stay until his contract expires at the end of the year

trvth

>>149666046
frfr palmeiras needs to get rid of abel and leila if they want to become good again

>>149665022
four time relegated mundialless hands wrote this

#freepalestine

>>149666376
das rite

>>149666221
Only the Club World Cup champions are world champions.

>>149666407
walled so bad

>>149666407
Parede

>>149666553
>>149666575
she looks exactly the same but with armpit hair (+10000 aura)

>>149666661
vomitive aura maybe

>>149663753
ah yes the classic "they just need to compete with palmengo for 25 rounds and they'll win it easily"
worked fine lately

Is Tia Leila Lebanese?

is it me or waking up from naps is much harder than actual sleep

>>149666948
wouldn't know because i've never taken a nap in my entire life

For me, it's

>Cerro

For me, it's

>Ferro

>>149666980
and our greatest allies and eternal friends

>Millos

For me it's

>>149667137
we call those piroca frita in brazil

VAR SINSON

>>149667195
I fucking knew it

>>149667197
Same energy.

my farts smell more rancid than ever

>>149667137
churros

is there a vidya you always go back when depressed?

>>149667360
this one

>>149667360
the sims 4 with sex mods
i'll create a banheirao with all of my favorite bover players

>>149667360
AOE II... time to wall up and siege my way through the Black Forest

>>149667360
Cave Story

>>149661934 (OP)
>no panamachan
it’s ok we hate weebs anyways

>>149667752
Don't be so tsundere bro.

>>149667638
copalib has good taste in vidya

>>149667360
cs go, playing deathmatch always cheers me up

>Pulga Rodriguez joined Colon
>2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bZbwkJ3A90

does argies have this level of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfVsucRe1w

>>149667360
banished.
it's like coming back home.

sorry im listening to patricio rey y sus redonditos de ricota
https://youtu.be/SePSMFlQcek

>>149668349
I love this song.

Are party girls good fucks?

>>149668438
the thousand tatuagem stare

>>149668452
that beard is very faggy

https://x.com/futebol_info/status/1942313095549821096
kek

>>149667360
zenless zone zero

O técnico do Chelsea dizendo que eles disputaram 63 partidas na temporada e, por isso, "as condições são diferentes" em relação ao Fluminense.

Daí um jornalista avisou que o Fluminense jogou 70 partidas no mesmo período.

>>149668556
Fuck!
I didnt scroll all the way down

>>149668563
Nice character designs but >gachashit

>>149668687
that's a man

>>149668692
Ladyboy*
More respect please

>>149667195
>>149667137
They are actually called deleito pardo here in Salvador

>>149668789
False, it's meladinho

A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

A brazilian walks into a bar

>>149668877
Does that really need to be said?

A barzilian walks into a bra

A bolivian walks into banheirão do boca

>>149668877
This comes from a hollywood movie btw

You now remember Las Diablitas

The bar in question is in ciudad del este.
The brazilian is a cop

>>149669035
at least half of those are men

>>149669035
For me it's the pale goth queen in the middle, because she's not like the others and she knows it, she's not a slut, you know? she's doing it ironically

>>149669072
you could save her anon, why didn't you?

I hate how pozzed and woke modern trannies are

>>149669097
Remember when gays joked about being faggots, without actually acting like faggots all the time?
Remember when trannies accepted they were men and joked about it, without acting like a african american women all the time?

Those were the days

>cpi das bets didnt have even a final report
>mayors want to create municipal betting houses
> there is a bancada do tigrinho now
This country finds new ways to make you feel despair

>>149669135
>cpi das bets didnt have even a final report
What did you expect anon? 95% of the congress is a bunch of corrupt fucks who are absolute scum of the earth and they hold the most power over here, way more than the president.

>>149669135
Quite literally every CPI in the last 6 years has been a smoke curtain
Virgínia shat on them lol

how the hell do i turn off the dazn mails, i have everything turned off

>>149669276
you signed the contract bro, it's over

Brazil national team if Fernando Diniz and/or Ceni were to be coach
Fábio
Igor Vinicius (Daniel Alves por causa da saidinha)
Thiago Silva
Davi Luis
Renan Lodi

Tche Tche
Zé Rafael
João Gomes
Everton Ribeiro

Neymar
Gabi"gol" (Firmino por causa da saidinha)

>>149669205
It is the first time.in 10 years that there isnt a final report. cpi da pedofilia had a final report. Cpi das bets didnt.

>>149669035
is that Gabriela Spanic on top

>>149669355
This team would beat inter di milano

Fábio
Wesley - Militão - Bremer - Murillo
Estevão - André - Andrey - Rodrygo
Endrick - Vitor Roque

fuck a.nal

>his team doesn’t play a game every 4.67 days
Ngmi

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a knife, (no)
I might use an axe, (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

>>149669475
is this about la princesita?

>>149669510
and Gianina

>>149669035
You now remember boca's cheerleaders
(wasn't morena beltran one of them?)

vou apostar contra o flu pra ficar menos triste quando o chelsea ganhar

protip: if you kill yourself you die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60rDpit-TU8

>>149669559
>(wasn't morena beltran one of them?)
she was like 10 when the boquitas stopped appearing

>>149669135
It gets easier after you give up. Haven't read the news in month. Tomorrow I'll be watching the game at the Copacabana fan fest and getting drunk no matter the result. Life is great.

>>149669622
>It gets easier after you give up
this is a good mindset

>>149669396
He w do they do it bros

You now remember.

feriado at quarta-feira means today is basically quinta so i had a glass of wine, feels good

>>149669622
Globosta journos are ripping their panties about Trump again, that's all you need to know

>>149669844
do you also have feriado on wednesday? wow so nice of you to celebrate our independence

>>149669918
it's a paulista feriado to celebrate a date where paulistrannies got uppity against the government led by a true man, the gaúcho Getúlio Vargas
They got btfo obviously but they got a day off and an obelisk where they keep the corpse of 3 paulistas

>>149669976
more like Entulio Faggas

>>149667521
I've literally been thinking this lately, I'm depressed as fuck and thought that maybe AOE II can really help me better than pills

>>149670165
Nyees goy, play aoe2, specially mp

> went to live in san pablo for 6 months
>became addicted to tubaina
> return to my state
>can't find tubaina

>>149665480
>It was just a scratch, guys. I'm okay.

>>149670214
where tf do you live that there isn't tubaina easily available

Reminder that Alaska is feasting on a salami pizza right now in her apartment, later she'll rip out some big stinky farts and maybe take a huge dump

>>149670374
please anon stop I'm already depressed enough

>>149670269
>2018
Take me back

>>149670374
Who the fuck is Alaska?

>>149670447
Why is vasco pictured

>>149670461
my dick in your xavasca

>>149670447
Don't remember the scene but is that implying vasco is the whore? lol

>>149668588

queue the office op
maresca was a bit of a coworker in his statement

>>149670517
He was the noobest of all noobs

call me retarded but i've been listening to brasilian music all day long and called the day off tomorrow

>>149670461
A huge mass that passed from a country to another

>>149670464
I am not sure

>>149670547
Figa de guiné.

>>149670547
what kind of music?

Everyone in brazil will run faster against fluminense this year

>>149670478
kkkkkkkkkkk

>>149670582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAybxkvSgFU
i want to listen to charlie brown jr next i have only listened the mtv album before which gets really good at the end

https://x.com/juuuliaaaaan/status/1942360806429188593
>colo colo's practice lasted between 45 and 50 minutes, surprising various players
>afterwards, almiron and vidal chatted for 30 minutes
kek
is Vidal just co-managing the team now?

>>149670660
el concejo maligno

Primeiro-ministro do Vietnã visita São Januário e exalta a história do Vasco

>>149670547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJefzQFOOT8

>>149670478
OH NO NO NO

How many of you will be upset of flu loses tomorrow?

>>149670875
I only get upset when my mom or perro get sick

>>149670875
i'll be upset because it'd be so funny if they made it to the finals

>>149670899
wish my perro was still alive

>>149670918
me too

>>149670875
Me, but I know it is the expected result
It is just that hope is hard to kill

>>149669035
all of them are probably dead from STIs and drug abuse

>visit /int/ for the first time in years
>/bra/
>go to bottom
>sea peas
I hate these flamerdistas

>>149670875
Most people want to see Fluminense being humiliated tomorrow. Its main rivals(Flamengo, Botafogo, Vasco) teams without a mundial(Palmeiras, Cruzeiro, Atlético MG) and teams with nothing but old glories(Corinthians, São Paulo, Grêmio, Internacional, Santos).

>going to /int/
>ever

>brazilian gets upset over legumes
just another day on copalib

>>149671223
I don't understand /int/ seems just like a bunch of pedophiles trying to normalise their heinous fetish?

Are you proud of yourselves?

An Australian walks into a bar

>complaining about /int/ for the third time in the week
nigga you are just as bad as them

>>149671177
I dont think that is true

Do yall niggas play rematch?

>>149671343
that joke is "an autralian walks out of a bar"

>>149670464
Secret final boss of el Mundial after beating Real/Paris

>>149671407
is that good? my friend told me "it's like rocket league but with humans" and I thought that sounded fucking retarded

>>149670875

its the expected result so it wont upset me
but i prefer the funny outcome

>>149671472
>trabajo duro
kek

Good night colabip

>>149671472
then the monos dare cry about not being taken seriously
it's just a jungle of bean farts and hot jungle women(male)

>>149671454
how'd you get into my country? do you have any sisters "of age"?

>>149671493
good night champ don't let the bed bugs bite

>>149671442
I feel like it has the zoomy rocket league graphics and colors combined with some fifa street mechanics
not bad to waste a little time

>>149671419
kek

Some of y'all niggas really need a little bit of Higher self heart- healingLight language activation Release trapped emotions Galactic Reiki ASMR and it shows.

>>149671472
That wasn't for children, chud. This was a lecture at the prestigious elite Federal University of Bahia.

>>149671472
you lost your way, /int/ is 2 blocks down, we talk about le footie here

>barman
>security

A barman walks into a brazilian.

The brazilian asks for a coconut with a straw.

thinking about moving to MG countryside

why is it called MG
are there mining spots there

>>149671871
"Mining" is a euphemism for anal sex in brazil. When they say "let's go to the mines" it means a gay bar where they can practice "mining".

is that why females are called minas in your count

>>149671859
Rural Minas is lovely but forget about ever getting a job. Unless your idea of "countryside" is Ipatinga or Patos de Minas. In that case, it's just living in a city but without any of the upsides.

>>149671934
I work from home, I can do it from anywhere

>>149671871
There is a joke about why they are called MG and GO but it only makes sense in portuguese

>>149671953
Then you'll have a great time.

the brazilian countryside is either a bean farm or plain ol' jungle with spiders big as puppies

>>149672145
>countryside is farms
Yes, exactly.

>>149672153
are you avoiding discussing the beans?

we crave a different kind of beans

>>149672290
Nothing wrong with planting beans. Minas and Paraná feed millions of Brazilians with their beans.

I got your bean right here monkeyboy

>>149661934 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGMUUpNRZ_c

>>149671472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWOWHkcfXc

My university course only had old and ugly teachers. I Jelly UFBA

>>149672593
Brazil buys beans from argentina. We just eat'em

>>149671683
It was in maranhao. This guy is travelling brazil with this act. (The lawsuit was in bahia though)

Chikaner is spamming the musiala edit using the brazil flag
His jokes maje less sense each day

>>149674152
Where?

STAY AWAY CHIKANER

Supercopa internacional today

A team that lost to flamengo
A team that lost to botafogo
Fluminense
Real madrid

>watford beats chelsea
good one, lads!
>brazilian team beats chelsea
THIS IS A DEFINING MOMENT IN MY HISTORY

bom chia copalib

>>149674274
>>149674425
Hi chikaner o algo

>>149674425
SEX, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. SEX.

>>149663753
>River
Why, why does everyone always insist River will fight for the Libertadores, even besides Riberfags, they are awful, they can at best get past some shitty team in the RO16, the first Brazilian they spot is the first Brazilian they are giving up their ass to.

>>149674580
they're gonna spend like 200 million dollars, already bought the best racing player (other than maravilla) and will probably get a completely new defense and midfield

>>149674609
All of this so Sapardo can keep them all at the bench to field Nacho Fernandez and Enzo Perez, alongside the dynamic duo of Pezzela and Acuña on defense.

A brazilian club has to win this years libertadores to tie the score with argentina

Who is in charge of bean duty today?

>>149674679
This year will be a team from Uruguay or Colombia. I can feel it.

>>149674711
you got a better chance of getting a gf than this happening

just realized im basically rewriting the constitution while studying so stupid but writing feels so good

>>149674903
I just recently started reading all constitutions of Brazil and was thinking of doing the same

>>149674986
Give me your favorite facts about he brazilian constitutions in one post, before some br thread fiscal gets mad and calls us monkeys

since you guys are rewriting the constitution can you like add an article that says handsome argentinian men are entitled at least one bahiana gf

you know it's over when your boss sends a message, your coworkers react and you can tell which reaction is which without looking

>>149675007
I can't really say much as I know next to nothing when it comes to the law and the constitution and that's precisely why I'm forcing myself to read all of them.

The idea to write my own was both to force myself to think a little bit more about the topic and to satisfy my worldbuilding boner.

I'm still at the beginning of the 1824 constitution, I haven't seen anything too crazy besides the difference in modern portuguese and that time's portuguese kek

https://www.planalto.gov.br/ccivil_03/constituicao/constituicao24.htm

>>149675007
>>149675053
Recently I found a book series called "Constituições Brasileiras" with 7 volumes, that cover more details about it, I might read that instead of the pure text, idk

kkkkkkkkkkkk
happy 7-1 day
https://x.com/brfootball/status/1942538722022473932
VIROU PASSEIO

>>149675053
For me the craziest constitution is 1937. The same guy who wrote it came back to write 1967.
1824 constitution doesnt mention slavery even once. Slavery had a law to be abolished but rarely laws saying it was legal.
The current constitution mentions sports courts and causes all that problems when teams decide to take their cases to normal courts, like gama did in 2000 because of sandro hiroshi.
Treze also cause a lot of trouble in serie c a few years ago taking their case to normal courts

>>149675076
can't believe I missed this match over a fucking dentist appointment

>>149675076
I refuse to believe this photo is real, they just hired a random guy to do this. It feels so fucking plastic

>>149675087
>For me the craziest constitution is 1937
Can you expand a bit on why?
>1824 constitution doesnt mention slavery even once. Slavery had a law to be abolished but rarely laws saying it was legal.
Honestly, not surprised, it seems like slavery was a common thing everywhere in the world before, with some variation. We could even argue it's common today although masked as wagecucking.
>The current constitution mentions sports courts and causes all that problems when teams decide to take their cases to normal courts, like gama did in 2000 because of sandro hiroshi.
>Treze also cause a lot of trouble in serie c a few years ago taking their case to normal courts
I always wondered why clubs would often go to real justice courts for dumb stuff, now that explains it

https://x.com/egrodriguez_/status/1942397144628953582
>last 40 shots armani faced
>more than half go in
I didn't realize he was so finished lmao
and he's going to keep playing until his contract runs out this year!

>>149675151
Gallardo is legitimately still living in the 2010s. River is currently trying to get Lucas Boye in, but he's expensive. Wouldn't surprise me if they called Rogelio Funes Mori, he's a free agent now. Quintero is almost back, too.

>>149675151
what's great is that he concedes the most retarded goals but then one every other match he pulls a great save so everyone comes out to defend him

>>149675156
>Quintero is almost back, too.
he's 100% back

>>149675125
1937 had class vote, like each class gets to elect a few senators.
I think what surprised me the most were how senators were elected or appointed and how the economy was run by the state, but it has been a long time since the class I took about it
I am also surprised that boca tied with a team full of amateurs btw

What would be the profession of boca players had they not chosen to become footballers?

>>149675177
>1937 had class vote, like each class gets to elect a few senators.
What the fuck...
>I am also surprised that boca tied with a team full of amateurs btw
At least it was the Junior team (ha)

>>149675186
criminals and construction workers
Blondel would be an french teacher at a public school

>>149675225
Piblic schools.in argentina have fremch teachers? All we have are wnglish and sp*nish teachers. Even in private schools

>>149675230
>Piblic schools.in argentina have fremch teachers
most schools only have english but some have french or italian and they let you choose which one you wanna learn, most do italian because it's easier
it's obviously very low level and you'd be lucky to learn anything other than the colors and days of the week

>>149675093
Yeah brazilians would never do something stupid because of football.

>>149675230
It's very rare and only at schools where the kids smell their own farts and their parents don't let them watch the simpsons, or 'le simpsons' as they like to call it.

7-1 was a psyop orchestred by US governement to smash brazilian national self-esteem close to presidential election and make Dilma fail reelection.

How Dilma won reelection, Plan B was actived (parliamentary coup).

>>149675353
you don't smell your own farts? you're missing out bro

>>149675380
I don't even eat beans.

>>149675384
bro you should enjoy your life

>>149675399
I do that by not watching football.

buenos dias

>>149675408
good choice

>>149675409
Que tienen de buenos?

>>149675425
es una proyeccion hacia el dia, por eso va primero buenos

>>149675425
tomorrow is no work

>>149675447
>>149675468
Okay I'm happy now thank you guys.

Today is anniversary of Emancipation of Sergipe from Bahia

>>149675504
Congratulations or sorry it happened.

Where are all the fluminengos? Did anyone remind them they play in a few hours?

New idea: 3rd place matches in the argentinian league
Winner gets the juan peron trophy

>>149671368
It is true. Everybody despises fluminenC

>>149675504
Is that a good thing?

>>149675611
They are very proud of it.

>>149675602
That's the name of the 1st prize trophy already.

Sergipe state anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZfm9iYsQc

>>149675688
copa héctor cámpora

can't wait till my new book arrive

>>149675714
Do they tal>>149675714
k about the cheese situation?

>>149675504
>>149675694
Confidence, Bejeep, or Andisbahian?

>>149675688
Then name the other evita peron trophy

Should i bet all my life savings for Flu today lads?

>>149676100
lol no i'm trying to find a site where can i bet on chelsea without having to provide my id and wait for my account to be approved

>Cocca left talleres
>he hasn't played a single official match
lol

>>149676100
give them to me I'll place a bet for you

Seems like Alfaro wants to retire after >we qualify for this coming WC, so which one of you wants to be our next manager

>>149676899
Gagussy

>>149676899
Gustavo florentin is the obvious choice
Gustavo morínigo the second one
Any other paraguayan named gustavo if both reject the job
It is a nice name

>>149677082
Being Gustavo is easy, now Don Gustavo? Few

Remember Clodoaldo? ;')

>>149675504
MACACO

>>149675504
Alagoas should still be part of Pernambuco
Sergipe should still be part of Bahia

There is no reason for states that small to exist

>>149677326
Alagoas only exists as retaliation against Pernambuco for separatist revolt in 1815

>>149677369
Sure. Then Alagoas and Sergipe should become one ou algo.

>>149677278
happy for /our boy/

>>149677326
Alagoas and Sergipe have legitimate reasons to exist. Pernambuco and Bahia did to them the same Angola does to Cabinda.
>>149675562
I'll be watching the game in Copacabana so I won't be able to shitpost with you.

>>149677326
Sergipe was a captancy subordined to Bahia province since 1590 until emancipation decreed in 1820

>>149677440
>Alagoas and Sergipe have legitimate reasons to exist.
Such as?
>the same Angola does to Cabinda
What's the lore?

>>149677454
Ikr, but states that small shouldn't be a thing anymore, they should at least become one

>>149677278
Based he could play for auckland

>>149677317
This howthe cangaceiros called the police

>>149677326
Ppolitics is not an exercize in abstraction

>>149677482
Sergipe captancy was 2x bigger than current Sergipe. Baiano lobby inside D. Pedro I's court made Sergipe province smaller.

>>149677482
>such as?
Decision making was centralised in Olinda and Salvador, which naturally skewed policy priorities towards these cities and meant the rural elites of Alagoas and Sergipe were subjected to the demands of the wealthier and more powerful elites of Pernambuco and the Recôncavo. Emancipation meant local elites could now manage the new provinces according to their own interests, instead of sending all of their tax money to build pretty plazas in Salvador.
>>149677482
They didn't want to become independent from Portugal to begin with, but Angola ignored it and annexed them. Despite producing most of the oil in the country, the region is a completely desolate shithole because the resources are split between Luanda and the companies while leaving Cabinda only with scraps. Luanda has 8mi people while Cabinda has less than 1mi, so voting harder doesn't work either.

>>149675694

Nas copas surgem uivos altivos
Do bugio que vigia a manhã
E o mico, com olhar tão vivo,
Desafia até mesmo o tucã

Do cerrado até as florestas densas
Ecoa a marcha dos saguis
Com o gorila de trança intensa,
Formando um bloco que diz: "Feliz!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHK6oSdx_VI
the comfy has begun

>>149677863
Key and peele speak brazilian??

>>149677890
every black person speaks brazilian

>>149677890
i'm more of a kenan and kel guy myself

>>149677898
This is an universal truth

everyone secating goiás today. they can't win

less than an hour until fluminense - chelsea

>>149678462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiHQd9S9Mxc

Ready to get murdered by england?

You Motherfucking Phil Cuzzi. Motherfucker cost us a game last night!

Fucking explain yourselves Umps! You Fucking gave the Giants those strikes, but Fucking Matt Chapman is thing strikes 3 4 and 5 and you are calling them balls!?

FUCK YOU!

>>149678612
I think you're lost, anon

>>149678681
What happens to clueless gringos when they get lost in Sudamérica?

the humiliation ritual soon begins

for who

the script just got leaked

Mundial? I just waiting to see recopa gaucha frfr

>>149659181
>>149659181
come laugh at fluminese get atropelated

>>149678880
fluminense

They got him.
Copalib will be safe from lolininjas hereafter.

>>149678951
El chileANO is still out

A Flunáticos já tá reunida aqui nas laranjeiras

Eduardo Vargas arrived in Chile and stole two perros

>>149678993
when you think about it is there anything better than being a villero footballer
you get to act, look and live like a rich villero without doing the shady stuff

0 minutes in and they're already sweating

>>149679070
such is the fate of former gordinho

please abstain from posting women a little above healthy standard weight during the match

>>149679083
>FIIIIIIIIIUM FIIIIIIIUMMM >PPAPAPAPPOWPOWPOWPOW PAPAPAPUPUPU
>TATATATATRARATATATATA POW POW POW

peidou pro mengão
campeão do mundo mas sentiu a pressão do mengudo
vai se esconder no Estados Unidos verme filho da puta gostoso

patriotas will defend this

>CWC
Fluminense 0 - Chelsea [1]

ERA

tan roubando meu fluminensi

>CWC
Fluminense penalty not pitated against Chelsea

>CWC
Chelsea penalty handball not pitated against Fluminense

bruto penal, manga de garcas

Boca lost a final to this shit lmao

Boca lost to themselves

Where's Oscar Ruiz to help us, coimabol chads?
Where's Carlos Amarilla?

is boca playing?
you know the rest

>gallinas talking about coimabol
top kek

muito assustador this pedro neto guy

>no one was talking about river
>starts talking about "gallinas"

>>149680428
what are you if not a gallina?

Guga salvando na zaga

>>149680455
I don't have a team, I play both sides anonymously so I always have a reason to troll someone. Tomorrow I may pretend to be a bostero.

>>149680481
so you're a gallina

I sure love the taste of black penis. #VamosBoca

bokita

>>149680519
siempre mono

>CWC
Fluminense 0 - Chelsea [2]

>joão pedro again
kek

from the favelas of brighton to the rich streets of chelsea

como é minúsculo o fluzinho

the real cwc are the banks we made along the way

>>149661934 (OP)
why does this image look like cris had drawn it

Can flu come back?

>>149681868
no

>>149681868
with an airplane, yes

gg flumibros, at least you are the biggest in brazil

we're simply not black enough

>>149679517
My heart is broken

>>149681868
ref is blatantly refballing it for chelsea, i've seen like 5 fouls that he ignored

>>149682101
they are afraid of a united america's

>>149682174
>>149682174
get in here

Reminder that Chelsea starts with the letter C

>>149682078
your team had a great run bro
sadly they had to play against 12 men on the pitch today

why did flamengo beat chelsea and flu got atropeled?

>the best chelsea of all times has to refball the worst fluminense of all times
grim

>>149682258
tchelsi didn't care about group stage

>>149682258
fluminense was unironically refballed
obvious pen not taken, chelsea goal had a foul ignored before it happened

Reminder that this flu is the worst copalib winner ever.
They had to rob ALMIDOWN's boca

2 bongs and 23 bings

robbed!!!

It appears that fluminense's luck ran out

>>149682402
>Supercopa Internacional
>only argie teams play it
What did google mean by this?

>>149682465
don't try to understand it

And they got eliminated by a Xerém kid. Quite sad innit

>>149682465
it's played in paraguay or some shit

so can we resume brasileirão already? that world cup was annoying, it was funnier to see Inter trying to escape relegation

BUT LADS
MUH HECKIN PRESS CONFERENCE!!!
MUH FUTBOL EUROPEO ES UNA MENTIRA!!

I never cared about the cwc anyways

>destroys flu on the pitch
>destroys this in the bed
such is the life of João Pedro

We are here

>>149682505

>>149682572
gostosa vagabunda

>arias crying at the postgame interview
Colombiabros... I'll be with you next year.

>>149682572
.

>>149682585
kwab

>>149682258
>group stage game
>>149682284
I had mixed feelings on the benuldy but I don't think Nonato was fouled in the second goal. I thought it was a foul too at first, but the replay made it clear he was the one extending his leg and losing the tackle. Flu fan btw.

>>149682603
ela tem, repeating, ela tem.
IT'S OVER.

>>149682572
>>149682603
ela tem tatoage

>>149682585
KWAB

>>149682572
>>149682597
Jarvis, google Mel Maia young, disable safety protocols

>>149682572
Its his ex

>got eliminated in quartas or didnt even participate and now has to pretend superiority general
This is embarassing for your team anon

>>149682721
>in quartas
Palmeirenses were twisting against Chelsea, silly.

>>149682682
honorary brazilian

Now that our run has ended i can openly say without mufating that chelsea fans are the most obnoxious and retarded fanbase i have ever had the displeasure of meeting on my cellphone screen and its a shame this is going to make them think their team is actually good

Reminder there is no 3rd place marmtch. fabio will tie shilton's record against mirassol, not against real madrid

better have tatuagem than pechofriage
fax

>>149682779
Mirassol is bigger than Halal anyway

>>149682733
I wasnt really talking about parmera tbqhwydesu

>>149682777
chelsea fans on xitter are just africans

>>149682698
DONT DO THAT JARVIS

>>149682805
Idc where they come from they dont know anything about football and they are annoying

>Chelsea fans
bro you're from Maranhão
how can you suffer from this, just go outside, close the 4chan tab lmao

>>149682777
British Chelsea fans who've been to Stamford don't care. What you're seeing are bandwagoners from Nigeria.

>>149682832
Nice try chikaner

It's ok, brazilian referee Ramon Abatti Abel will be represent Brazil at the CWC finals

Resumo da ópera
>final europeia
>40% da premiação vai ser taxada
>taça 3 pontos
>taça superei as expectativas
o fuchibol brasileiro está mais ridículo que nunca

>>149682823
Im not from there and im not talking about 4chan
>>149682849
No hes actually right, most chelsea fans are actually from like nigeria for some reason, its like indians and arabs for varcelona and vardrid

>>149682849
what

Its over Conmebros

>>149682892
>>40% da premiação vai ser taxada
por quem?

kkkkk aí é foda

>>149682925
>>149679198
Real American patriots

>>149682930
t. mengão rage comics

>>149682892
Winning a lot of money and beating europeans is the most ridiculous point?
I will post 10 moments that weere most ridiculous

>>149682925
30% in US federal taxes, then 15% on the remaining amount in Brazilian federal taxes.

it's crazy how mengão always end up with the last laugh even against all odds
S R N

>>149682930
kek

>heh.... it will be a humiliation ritual..... we are going there to passear
>eeerm..... porto and borussia are just weak, every br team will get eliminated in the group stage
>w-w-well they are going to all get eliminated in oitavas anyway so it doesnt matter
>w-w-w-well y-you see no one is going to go beyond quartas, in eliminatorias o bicho pega......
>CHELSEA STOP FLUMINENSE RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>heh........ the final will be european anyway
This is the life of the average corno vira-lata, he was just 2 games away from killing himself

>>149682892
.

>>149682925
Israel

>>149682892
A

>>149682892
J

>>149682892
H

>>149682892
Hh

>taça vou chamar todo mundo de chicaner até o fim do ano
as consequências do mundial de clubes para a sanidade mental dos copalibers são assustadoras

>look at xwitter
>memenguistas being memenguistas
kek

Whats with the chikaner bot
Why is he spamming unrelated images

>>149683070
that was obvious

>>149683054
>sanidade mental dos copalibers

>>149682892
K

>>149683092
I don't think that's the chikaner. He was making a decent point of showing this is definitely not our lowest point, but seems to have gotten a bit too excited.
Chikaner's spamming is incoherent and adds nothing to the discussion. Like the Igor Jesus posting.

>>149682892
M

>>149683153
>>149683153

>>149683117
Ok but it is still a bot spamming unrelated and thats not uncommon for that guy

>>149682892
it's about economics. it always has been about economics. check the score again and wonder to yourself why would a fluminense player be scoring goals against his team. you'll notice the tides shifted around the same time the euro became a real currency

every flamerdista is a retarded faggot

last post

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