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>Previous thread:
>>149656249

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
F1 legends come together for Eddie Jordan tribute at British GP
Lewis Hamilton still struggling with "unbelievably tricky" Ferrari F1 car
Sauber: Nico Hulkenberg has ‘monkey off his back’ with F1 British GP podium
Norris hails 'amazing' home win at Silverstone
'I didn't get the result I deserved' - Piastri on penalty
Hamilton admits Ferrari was 'very hard to drive' at Silverstone
Hulkenberg's first F1 podium will "shut up everyone that doubted him" t. Sainz
Russell: Mercedes 'couldn't afford to play it safe in British GP tyre gamble

After Alonso inevitably wins the 2026 opener, what's the next streak to watch?

gimi

>>149663293
GPs since last Edd rankings

>>149663273 (OP)
>Sauber: Nico Hulkenberg has ‘monkey off his back’ with F1 British GP podium
in more than one way

when was the last time anyone saw Edd, anyway?

>>149663331

>>149663293
Who would have thought the German saying Hulk will get a podium was less delusional than the Spaniard claiming Alonso will get the 33?

How many races until Alonso's counter is retired?

>>149663352
How many races until he retires?

edd

>>149663331

>>149663331

gimi

>>149663345
Hey that was me
He'll get a win this season btw

afternoon lads

>>149663399
Now that's what I call digits

his name is spelled Hülkenberg btw

Those Maria Nagai webms and pictures posted in the race mega thread yesterday…
Why is she so big? Like the 2021 alpine.

>>149663429
You will never Ñ so I will never Ü

>>149663273 (OP)
Mika Salo mentioned

pee ASS tree will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER win a wdc

>>149663273 (OP)
Tsunoda 99 (so far)

>>149663273 (OP)
>Russell: Mercedes 'couldn't afford to play it safe in British GP tyre gamble
looking this up i get:
>“If we played conservatively we probably would have been P3, P4 or P5 which is better than where we ended up. But it wasn’t what we were going for.”
they wouldn't have won anyway
is he retarded
silly burgers at m*rcedes

What’s the F1 equivalent of the Atreides family?

>>149663473
don't presume i wont ñ, so you should ü

>>149663473
Aloñso

>>149663545
>p3 and p10 are basically the same thing
why did hulk care so much

>>149663605
Nooo that's so not right.

>>149663747
Ferñañdo Aloñso

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/british-gp-2025-f1-driver-rankings-edd-straw/

>>149663883

>>149663883
GASBROS WE WON

>>149663883
>Gasly
This fat fuck gets off from being a contrarian, doesn't he?

>>149663883
What is he smoking

>>149663930
what? someone spiked Edd's Greggs

>>149663930

>>149663883
That's some retarded rankings even by edd standards

>>149663883
gaschads rise up!

>>149663939
he did it just to annoy you
but he values a lot qualy, and gasly in qualy did great, his car was a p14 max car and was able to make it to q3, while hulks qualy was shite, well, he even say so in the article(but who reads the letters, am i right?)

>>149663883
>AMX 10th
grim

>>149664070
I can't actually read, I just like pictures with lots of colors in them

>>149664007
Edd went full shitter mode when he went with rankings instead of grades

>>149663883
>Norris above Piastri
>Sainz above Albon

>>149664114
Piastri's radio should put him last. Total kwab

>>149664114
PS3 is too high if anything. Remind me where did he place amx when he got an unnecessary 10 secs?

>>149664180
>outqualified Norris
>dominated Norris throughout the race, to a point where the goblin wasn't even in contention for most of it
>get handed a bullshit penalty by br*tish stewards that even other drivers and commentators call very harsh, just to gift the win to their br*tish driver
>total kwab
If anything his mask is off for the rest of the season. This was Piastri's Silverstone 2021 where he got to experience the full bias of the br*tish people. He'll be unhinged until the end of the championship. Goblin won't stand a chance.

>>149664250
too long didnt read. lots of coping and seething i bet

even with the 10 sec, pastry should have won

>>149664114
>>149664180
both Mclels are too high
the car is so good that a dominant 1-2 should be the expected outcome every time and nothing special. Norris was the slower driver and Piastri had his stupid moment that threw the victory away

>>149663883
>Anyone behind Tsunoda
I would even put Colapino ahead of Tsunoda
>Bearman behind most of the Rookies who binned it
Guy managed 11th after being hit, hitting others and driving a Haas

>>149663273 (OP)
>italian media supports lewis
Must be the first black man italians like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8B-2W3qcoA
>2021 was 5 years ago
>people already being nostalgic for the soundtrack
grimi

>>149664405
for me it's dirt2 ost
newer stuff can go to hell

>>149664250
I will reply!
Oscar could have won if he pulled 6-7 seconds on Norris in the main inter stint but instead he haemorrhaged time to Norris after getting the gap up to 4.5 seconds at one point.
He would have won if he managed to eek out 1.5 more seconds due to the sheer speed difference his outlap was compared to Norris's Yellow flag affected (Ocon and Bearman due spin) and traffic (Wounded Ocon limping through the second sector) affected in-lap.
But instead Piastri was too slow and let Norris catch up to within 1.3 seconds at one point.
Go slow, lose race, simple as.
It's like last weekend in Austria, Piastri takes the lead but fumbles and lets Norris through.
The kid still has a lot to learn it seems.

>>149664446
Peeasstree is pure shit, bro

>Piastri already on F1 officials' radar before race-losing incident
Stop noticing

I hope Peeasstree wins just to make bongs mald

Why is someone like Colapinto getting so much hate in media while Antonelli is jobbing hardcore with quite a good car? (Compared to Alpine)

>>149664446
>get handed unfair penalty by biased stewards
>start to drive angry and losing focus
Understandable. Who wouldn't be seething in the cockpit at that point

>>149664446
faggot

>>149664502
Then he must improve his mental.
He's losing a championship at the current rate.
>>149664500
>Colapinto Radio after the car "stopped working"
Very sad, I will miss him.

>>149664500
The only cunt i don't see getting enough hate is Tsunoda. He jobs hard constantly and everyone forgives him because he's a nip midget. People are weird.

>>149664525
Yeah, Tsunoda is fucking retarded with all the coddling from social media. Colapinto is getting an insane amount of hate for even the smallest mistakes.

>>149663273 (OP)
Even greaseballs love him

>>149664368
I hate british twinks has much has the next guy, but this are some bullshit rankings, Bearman did the best he could and despite the french terrorism, almost scored points
Justice for Ollie!

>>149664525
Pérez and Lawson got the hate, since then normies sort of accepted the idea that the red bull is a shit car and no matter who you put in will suck, so anything Tsunoda fucks up is not his fault. He better hit the ground running in 2026 because that excuse will run out at some point.

>>149664545
>they listen to him
>ferrari now performs worse than alpine

>>149664500
Bortoleto (I don't hate him), Antonelli (neither), Bearman and Tsunoda get a shit ton of support, but people really fucking hate Colapinto out of nowhere.

>>149664545
Gianluca Gasparini doesn't have a job tomorrow, hope his CV is good.

>>149664556
>List of teammates Ocon has collided with
>Perez
>Alonso
>Gasly
>Bearman

>>149664386
>italian media supports lewis

>>149664561
The only way he can redeem himself is by tsuruging in both mclels before it's too late

Poor Cola :(
https://youtu.be/2qagN3MK1fI?si=MuhOXt6j1CTTaCod&t=72
He knows.

>>149664587
Didn't he hit Pascal as well?

>>149664568
now now, let's be fair, there was a shitton of retards on social media attacking anyone who criticized Franco so it's natural that they push back just has hard
I still agree that our boy need at least this full season to be written out has a shitter

lewis thinks this is italian
>make-a the car-a better-a
should ferrari listen to that?

Do you think they miss him

>>149664545
>OMG LISTEN TO HAMILTON
>Hamilton: paint the car black

>>149664673
>hire more niggers and women lmao

>>149664632
If they don't, they miss the money for sure. I don't think Tsunoda is bringing anything. lol

>>149664632
No

>>149664588
>this is the best pussy.....in the world

So imagine you're some shitter like poonoda. You qualify 20th as usual but on the lights out you do a 180 and go in the opposite direction. Everyone else is called back to the pits, you're obviously black-flagged, but what else can they do? Do they have police with spikes present at the circuits?

>>149664673
>black ferrari
not the worst idea

>>149664588
>Tonight
>I nut inside Rebecca Ferguson
>James nuts inside Rebecca Ferguson
>And Richard is too short to reach Rebecca Ferguson

>>149664724
old car sexo

>>149664721
i now understand some of those russian dashcam vids

>>149664721
just park a couple tractor cunts across the track and dare him to test the halo

>>149664762

>>149664762
Bro wearing a durag lel

I seriously need a way to monetise off the back of /f1/'s work

>>149663293
Alonso to get his third wdc next year. Hulk to get 3 wins. The old men (Hamilton need not apply) schooling them youngins

tyre exploded while doing 150
F1 races for this?

>>149664856
Baku 2021

>>149664856
britain 2020

>>149664701
Who is leading the WDC (world destructors championship) this year?

>>149664902
2025 Imola

baking

>>149664807
just claim PIP, you daft cunt kek

>>149664856
It's not updated to Britain yet.
But it is currently TSU - NOR - LEC
With Russell on 0

>>149664832
>thinking old men will be able to run a formula e-like battery management "sport" over zoomers, instead of racing cars really fast like they're used to.
People don't yet realize how shit the 2026 regs are going to be.

>>149663883
As much as I loved seeing Hulk get a podium, it should have been Alonso there had Aston not sabotaged him in favor of Stroll.

>>149664601
yeah that was his last race in eff juan

>>149664994
M-maybe Cadillac?

>>149664962
Do the current zoomer rookies have experience with that in lower formulas?

>>149664500
Those DNFs were not his fault though.

>>149664568
>out of nowhere
Pretty sure it started after his argensimian fans harrassed other drivers, teams, and other F1 fans. F1 in general loved Franco before that (in 2024)

>>149663883
What the fuck is this retard drinking

>>149664721
you mean like I play f1 99-02?

>>149665024
He was the first driver to challenge Albon in years and the move he made in Singapore lap 1 was so clean and brutal you could not help but love him.

>>149664947
no no
Russel ís a 0

>>149665148

>>149665165
mediocre animatronic

>>149665184
It emotes

>>149664946
>PIP

>>149665199
Welfare for people with disabilities like "depression" and "anxiety"

>>149665222
Oh, neetbux.

>>149665197
good composition of ai in front and real in the back
well done

>Belgium next

>>149665289
Was this with the chicane in the run up to Puon?

>>149665222
I got those. Can I have some pipshekels? Does Lewis get autismbux?

>>149665148
>Russel ís a 0
he's a chad....
with aspergers

>>149665299
there is no chicane in the graphics there friend

>>149665327
totally

>>149665327
>>149665352
Chat is this real?

>>149665352
KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal

AUF DEM PODIUM STEHT EIN KLEINES NIIIIIIICOLEIN
UND DAS HEIẞT
VROOM VROOM VROOM
HÜÜÜÜLKENBERG

EINS VON HUNDERTAUSEND INGENIEEEEEURELEIN
WIRD UMSCHWÄRMT
VROOM VROOM VROOM
HÜÜÜÜLKENBERG

>>149665352
Stance too far away, too much lower back to get that swing onto target. He's going to fuck himself like that

>>149665402
>going to
like he ever did this again

>>149665400
I just hope this revitalises F1 in Germany.
The Vettel Ferrarri years really killed German interest in F1.

>>149665427
and that was a good thing

>>149665427
F1 in Germany died with Schumi. Nobody gave two shits about Vettee in RB either.

>>149665427
>I just hope this revitalises F1 in Germany
It wont
I work for a Kraut Company and spend most my time there.
They are a lost cause. Motorsports is bad because environment and toxic masculinity. Only people i know there who are into it are unironically migrants and unironical nazis.
The common germ is more preoccupied with virtue signaling and dodging mudslime rapists.

And those cunts are froogle as shit. There will never be another German GP ever again. It's (((too expensive))) and not good for the environment. There's a reason M*rcedesAMGFagtronas is located in Bongistan.

Nobody here cared about them wiñning 8 WCCs in a row. Literally nothing.

>>149665289
Run off?
Barriers?
Have a forest

>>149665478

>>149665506
>Nobody here cared about them wiñning 8 WCCs in a row. Literally nothing.
because the team is run by an Austrian Jew

>>149665506
>wiñning
?

>>149665506
>Nobody here cared about them wiñning 8 WCCs in a row
Why would anyone really care about what Mercedes do anyway?

gm what day is it lads

>>149665592
LU pretends to have a language at times

>>149664727
Remind me what this was for again?

>>149663939
Edd just recognises greatness

Why does Hadjar always look on the verge of tears?

>>149665585
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149665549
Nobody in Krautistan know Wolff, let alone that he's a chosen one.

>>149665620
Good question.
I was based in Mercedes's hometown for the entire MWL area. Not even there did people care and they usually never shut up about their "Daimler" and their "Borsche".
Srsly, swabians are the worst germans of them all.

>>149665635
humiliation, emasculation of men, subverting western society for the perceived benefit of (((them))), pleasing gay men

>>149665585
bad outfit. her arms look way too big, like she's a pro swimmer from ddr
iykyk

>>149665680
>pro swimmer from ddr
kek

Post your predictions on who tops Edd's rankings at Spa.

>>149665662
He knows Marko thinks about 'promoting' him
So he has to sprinkle in mistakes to prevent this.
He is aware it's hurting his career options for the future.

OI EDD

Listen up you fat fuck. I'll never allow cookies to read your fucking lame ass, gay driver ratings.
We all know you are a fat fuck who cant stop eating but you do know that you cant eat internet cookies, right?
Fuck you and your data mining company. I hope you choke on a sosig role and shart yourself when you die in a Gregg's

Piece of shit.

fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate

>>149665680
>like she's a pro swimmer from ddr
Not enough beard for that

guys have you heard?
hulkenberg got his first podium!

>>149665585
She's getting too bony, any more and her chubby sister is gonna mog her hard

>>149665773
When did that happen?

>>149665790
he.... knows

>>149665782
Post sister

>>149665785
i was drunk at the time idk

>>149665790
its like a pedo serial rapist looking at a kindergarten playground

>12 points clear of Mercedes
>50 points clear of Redbull
Ferrari bro’s we keep growing in the shadows
Soon

looking for places nearby that still sell newspapers for some reason.
there's none.

F1 Academy > F1
simple as

WTF!?!?

>>149666036
How can she wear a helmet without folding her ears?
Regardless, i would.

>>149666063
>WTF!?!?
I don't get it

>>149666100
they didn't tell you?

>>149665790

>>149666100
Obviously that women is being kidnapped.

>>149666063
supercar blondie?

mask off

>>149666170
kwab!!!!

>>149666170
based

>>149666170
F1 pet psychopath

>>149666170

>>149665790
What are the chances that Newey doesn't actually know what the fuck he is doing and he just lucked out for decades

>>149666114
No one tells me anything

>>149666283
>My boss only spoke to me three times

Best boss ever.

>>149666283
i just faxed you the details

>>149666149
spooky face

>>149663293
consecutive WDCs won by Max Verstappen (with Mercedes)

>>149663293
Consecutive weeks of wags being in relationships, but still being unmarried.

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149666446
Actually, I fucked this up, it should be "partners" instead of wags.

>>149666464
They already killed F1.

narb a shit

Edd steps in
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=XIKmnMbLc2JfiPBN

>>149666469
thank you for being inclusive

>>149664673
Hamilton once said:
"
I see a red car and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red car, I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes
I see a red car and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
", then proceeded to win and dominate 10 championships in a row.

Storm incoming in my town, welp

>>149664963
this is factual. With a decent strategy Alonso would have won the race actually.

>>149663883
fat

>>149666489
I knew it!!!!!!!!!

>>149666548
F

Lance Stroll is the most anime character in history of F1 by a long shot.

>>149666548
BOX FOR HARDS

>>149666063
Uhh... is that Anya?
Why is she flying with Lulu?
Isn't she married?
Is her husband with her?

ps3 will never win a wdc hahaha

PS3 will never win wdcanon forgot to post his laughing Max pic hahahahahaha

>>149666663
Only chance is this season.
Williams will be king next season.
They will have a challenge from Aston martin but the Sainz vs Albon rivalry will go down in legend.

>>149666063
Oh shit it's Anya Taylor Joy

>>149666063
Is there a loo on the heli

>>149666340
Thank you

>>149666753
No pooping on the plane

>>149666809
you know thats fake right? lewis would want everyone to poo so he can smell it since he is a bottom

>>149666149
So fucking ugly. The woman too

>>149666846
I think it's other way around, he has a scat addiction and it makes him uncomfortably horny

>>149666809
this is reasonable thoughever
don't shit in your employers toilet. it's rude

>>149666866
i choose this to believe

Great talk this

>>149666882
>don't shit in your employers toilet
No bathroom breaks? Life is suffering in jamaica

Max is going to go to Aston Martin. He and Alonso will usher in a new era

>>149666882
he should learn to pilot his own plane then

>>149666977
Too kino for the modern audience - saars and girls

>>149666977
I hope Stroll hires more blondes.

>>149666977
gods i wish
i'd become a 500% fan of aston

>>149663559
>lets cut away to these b movie hags while Verstappen is making his way from 9th to 5th
>because who cares about the race, we need to show some who hasbeens

>>149667073
Watch out, I got a 30 day ban for posting that kind of meme once.
Spam, they said.
Yes, mods are that gay.

>>149666977
>>149667020
>>149667073
>>149667136
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

Leclerc will never ever be WDC. What a retard of a driver with "muh Ferrari passion".

>>149664701
most of these was from magnussen kamikazing himself into perez

also
this list is not based in reality, the worth of parts is literally just made up by the guy who makes this ad he says he has no clue what he's doing

Why does Charlie The Clerk always mess up wet races?
I want to one day say "Nice drive by Charlie The Clerk on this tricky wet race"

>>149667207
>most of these was from magnussen kamikazing himself into perez
maybe perez should be 30 seconds ahead of shitters like magnussen

>>149664941
HE IS SO GAY

>>149665790
>ENHANCE

>>149667239
Don't be mean to Kevin.

>>149666170
make ps4 into the joker

Twinks, Medshitters, Pozzed, Gapped, Got Shat on BTW, 24-0'd

Man, they should bring back booze and cigarette liveries...

You might be racist. But are you fascist? Yeah didn’t think so, queer.

>>149667364
booze seemingly never left

see:
>>149665400
singha, thai beer

>>149661671
glenfiddich, scottish whisky

post eff juan dudes that look like you

>>149665790
Clarkson and Kaleb just walking in front of him like it's nothing.

>>149667473
almost like he's pure shit

>>149667473
It's always awkward running into people you went to school with.

>>149667451
Sad the Tobacco sponsors never got their 0.0% era
Sainz has Estrella Galicia, right? Heineken's all over the sport, too

>>149666036

>>149667539
They got it with the vape brands.

why was he afraid to talk

>>149667458
I'm lo res

>>149665753
Their souls are weighed down by gravity.

>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race

>>149667540
That shit looks way more entertaining that F1

>>149667564
br*tish bias penalty everyone agrees was too severe to gift br*tish driver a free win.

>>149666548
Stay dry & comfy, fren!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHP9xuQbm6g

>"Box for mediums"
No it's too wet
>"Box for mediums now"
No it's still too wet
>"We would really like to box for mediums"
No.
[later]
>"Stay out, stay out"
No, these tyres are fucked, I'm coming in.
>Podium

Lekek could never.
Norizz could never.
Shamilton could never.
What a legend.

>when medshitters try to argue that they're less corrupt and slimy than anglos

>medshitters

>>149666721
>Williams will be king next season.

>>149666063
Today i learned Anya and Ham are friends

>>149667564
Crowd would turn on him
Brits are happy to win through cheating

Reminder

reminder that nobody takes Canadians, Indians or Amerindians seriously

>>149667633
>woman's opinion
who cares

>>149666853
eh

>/biz/idea
Weed sponsors

First greek f1 driver when, exactly?

>>149667689
>pancake tits
Nice for flopping around not so nice to look at.

>>149667674
My wife

>>149667672
I usually don't really take the Greek serious, either. However the Greek are always chill and my go to brand virgin olive oil is Greek

>>149667712
Why would you advertise those things?

>>149667606
His soul was not weighed down by gravity.

>>149667713
You should beat her opinions of of her otherwise she will get funny ideas

>>149667712
Eh. I like them. I like pretty much any type of tits. Big, small, flat, hanging, fake, symmetrical or not. As long as they're not deformed.
I just really, really like tits.

>>149667564
I'm liking this guy more an more and more.

>>149667718
it's okay Dutchbro, I like to think I am self-aware at the very least :)

>>149667727
I… Okay, but only (you) told me to.

Some useful info from a very well informed Brazilain journalist (pre race)
1) Cadillac will take one experienced and one new driver

2) Bottas shall be their main driver, but Bottas might have another option (Alpine)
3) Bottas may race for Alpine already at Spa. Briatore is already fed up with Franco, something that might have skyrocketed yesterday.

4) Perez is totally focused on Alpine. He has earned a lot of money out of his Red Bull contract and does not want to go to Cadillac (a new project).

5) Drugovich has only Cadillac as an option, and is totally focused there.

6) Briatore does not fully trust Gasly, but this might have changed after yesterday.

7) If Alpine dumps Gasly, he might find some love back at the Red Bull family.

8) Crawford is not an option for Cadillac.

9) Zhou might be hampered because of Trump's tariff war.

10) Briatore is trying to convince the other teams to let him use 5 or more drivers in a season and is getting Aron ready as well.

Source: Autosport forums

>>149665922
He's a consistent points machine.
He won't try to stress the car past it's limits. A reliable pair of hands for constructor championships.

>>149664568
for shafting Doohan

>>149667747
>4) Perez is totally focused on Alpine. He has earned a lot of money out of his Red Bull contract and does not want to go to Cadillac (a new project).
So he's still retarded. Good to know.

>>149667718
>Greek
Mykonos was a nice trip

>>149667744
You will thank me later, but don't forget to do it regularly otherwise she will always be bitching about it

I read a comment that said Toto said of Russell "he's met all of our expectations" and the commenter said that was bad because it means he's never impressed Toto even once.

>>149667772
Mercedes PU or bust.

>>149667780
Greece is peak holiday destination

>>149667795
Fair. But Alpiss management.

>>149667702
we've had a couple of engineers :)

>>149667813
So never. Got it.

>>149667606
I still don't understand why drivers, especially so called distinguished veterans like lulu, don't just overrule team decisions on when to pit from wets to slicks. I get it when it's the other way around i.e. RAIN IN 5 (SECONDS) YOU DUMB FAGGOT PIT NOW like goblin in sochi, but the driver should know better when the track is dry enough than some italian on the pit wall.

>well informed
>Brazilian

>>149667458

>>149667783
Last year he was quicker than Hamilton in qualy, but slower in the races.
He's missing just that extra bit in race pace.

He's more than good enough to be world champion, but there's an all time legend of F1, 4x champion that you can have in that seat instead

>>149667834
>RAIN IN 5 (SECONDS) YOU DUMB FAGGOT PIT NOW
>NOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>149667782
After her hassling me to replace our old Subaru for a fuck Tesla last Christmas, she deserves it.

>>149667799
Trve. Santorini is the next trip, but 2025 is a shit year that I may go some other time

>>149667831
your only WDC is a Quebecois. your most recent drivers have both been Jewish.
please take a look in the mirror.

>>149667633
literal who?

>>149667852
>bitches telling their man to change their cars
A friend of mine had a rubicon he was in love with, and let his dumb wife convince him to change it for a cherokee because "it's better for the kids".
Then turns out she's a psycho that took all his money and his kids away from him to.
Never listen to bitches, especially if they start telling you to change (you)r car.

>>149667581
trvke. ps3's seething will be endless when he loses this year

>>149667886
fun fact: every medshitter who competed in the silverstone gp finished behind his teammate

>>149667838
Meant to write can't use Checo cuz he's too light skinned.

>>149667875
I've done Rhodes twice, Corfu twice and Crete twice. It's time for a different island next time

>>149667886
So still 0? Thought you might have found one somewhere.

>>149667564
he's done being the mclel bitch
no more team orders
its obvious he was backing up verstappen into goblando to help him on team orders
they repay him by not letting him race
moms gonna freak
darkoscar tiem

>>149667886
PRIMA ZOOMBEIN

never heard of that brand before

>>149667886
Quebec is the only place left in Canada with any sort of national pride so I'll take that over Ontario or BC pajeets and changs.

>>149667892
I remember a story on /o/ about how some anons gf held onto his dads old and rare 2-door Chevy truck 454 and replaced it for a Toyota Yaris. No reason, no kids or anything. And they split up soon after.

>>149667906
we had one guy in the 50s but he was Greek-American with one entry, so a literal who.
I know we've had a few guys in lower categories racing under British licenses. some F1 Academy Aussie is also of Greek descent and her brother is part of M*rc's junior driver program.
whatever, better than Allen Berg.

>>149667960
t. cutfag

>>149667960
Based. Also G Villeneuve was the goat.

>>149667970
That's just a blatant lie

>>149667891
Anya, she's a latina actress

>>149667997
ayy lmao

>>149667458

>>149667960
Are Ching Chong changs really a detriment over there in Canada? Thought it would be the jeets given their unsanitary and uncivil lifestyle.

>>149666063
/tv/ and /f1/ 911 in the same post

Impressive

>>149668020
They basically bought all the real estate in the west since the '90s and have openly influenced our politics, so yeah they're an issue.

>>149667960
and that's precisely why I mention the Villeneuves were Quebecois.
I like Gilles.

>>149668042
>someone buying a house is more of an issue than an entire cult trying to mutilate my children's dicks
cutfag logic never ceases to amaze

>>149667996
he is pointless in the metaphysical sense of the word

>>149668053
You seem awfully obsessed with foreskin, anon.

>>149665790

>>149667564
yessss
give in to the dark side

>>149668064
or lack thereof

>/f1/ when they aboutta realize who is about to overtake lerclerc in WDC standings

HOLY FUCK I was just reminded by me that fucking HULKENBERG got a fucking PODIUM
Checo used to be le occasional podium man. What's Hulk now?

>>149668089
the shart leclerk humiliation ritual continues unabated

>>149668092
>What's Hulk now?
getting calls from Horner

>>149668089
0 podium

>>149667905
At one point I planned on going to Rhodes, but a friend wedding was located in Nice, France so I went there instead……same year that terrorist attack had happened no less……

>>149668098
Smartest thing horner's done in the last few years then

>>149668095
he looked like he went to war after Silvestone

>>149667960
30 years ago it could have been its own country.
T. Former Montrealfag

>>149668089
wrong
2022 was when i lost faith in chuck
i will never believe in him ever again. he's just shit.

>>149668089
What will he do when he catches him?

>>149668117
Less than 1% away from succeeding bro.

>>149668095
he says he's choosing extreme setups but then said he doesn't believe the setup is making that big a difference so is he calling himself shit or the car shit?

>>149668152
Thanks for the reminder man :(

>>149668154
it doesnt matter. he was permanently mindcucked in 2022 so he'll never compete for a wdc again

>>149668105
Rhodes is comfy but if you want to go sightseeing then there's probably better options in Greece

>>149665922
nice

miga

>>149668221
neweybabby

POLE

yuki shitnoda sucks

>>149663559
Dear Anya, I will never forgive them for what they did to you

>>149668092
>What’s Hulk now?
HULKAMANIA BROTHER

>>149663559
get the buccal fat removed

If Tsunoda is smart he tries to get into Cadillac.

>>149668278

>>149668289
Mila Coomis still looks good there

>>149663883
I called Edd putting Gasly ahead of Hulk but didn't expect Hulk to be 2nd so it's all good.

POLE

>>149668293
>Cadillac

>ynr Alonso dating that old Austrian hag
Who is he with now anyway?

>>149668310
Only because whoever did the edit pasted the ayy lmao over her face.

>>149666170

Why didn't Jorj get a penalty for doing the same as PS3 at Canada?
Easy.
His flag.

Max Slothstrappen

>>149668384
Him and Taylor Swift got back together

>>149668437
they both have union jack flags

>>149663473
coño

Nothing but podiums for my boy Hulk from now on
you are witnessing the beginning of the Hulken-era, bros

i for one am glad that max got absolutely GAPED yesterday

>>149663883
>pls don’t use adblocker
FUCK YOU EDD
FUCK YOU YA FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>149668515
You are literally starving him you faggot.

>>149668537

>>149668537
Oops

I bought f125 on steam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_h6QCJ9JnM

time for an eddblocker

>>149668591
Why? It'll be 80% off in January like it is every year.

>>149668629
Because I want to play it now.

>>149668601
I wonder if he gives credit to Andretti, since he was the one doing it and not Cadillac.
Probably not.

I hope cuckdild-ack crashes and burns

>>149668703
Just imagine how many 9/11 jokes we could make

>>149668703
>cuckdild-ack
who?

Hulk win in Spa?

>>149668629
actually looking at previous games price histories, it's typically 40% off by late july, 50% ~oct, 60% nov, and finally 70-75% off dec/jan

>>149668737
Spa will be 33

>>149668731
oh

what do we think of susie? will she make it in f1?

>>149668820
>2005
Time was ago.

oh shit its over, its happening lads
rip rb

>it's official
Yeah it's so over for them

>>149668776
>Spa will be 33*
(*sprint race win, the grand prix is a mclaren 1-2)

>>149668886
>people still draw manually

>>149668808
>>149668820
>Susie and Toto Wolff (also known as Torger) started dating after meeting in 2009
>torger 37
>sus 26
that age gap!!! im literally shaking right now

>>149668952
calm down abdul, keep that shit on the cutfag board (/pol/)

>>149668961
whatever you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

>>149668979
didn't read

>>149668901

>>149668985
maybe your eyes are way too dirty (go figure) this is how i wash em

>>149668537
He’s got about a ten years cushion before he starves.

>>149668952
Based

>>149668979
If apartheid was still in effect would South Africa have a higher avg. IQ?

>>149668999
yeah didn't read, cutfags thinking anyone takes them seriously is the funniest shit

>>149668979
are nips really the highest race?

>its another leaf projecting his mutilation on everyone else again episode

Miggers, we are so back!
https://lastwordonsports.com/motorsports/2025/07/07/f1-cadillac-confirm-negotiations-with-mick-schumacher/

>>149669028
Probably

heres how amx can still win:

>>149669063
Sup my migga

>>149669081
mclaren private jet crash

>>149668979
fun fact: if you took a cutfag percentage map, it would look identical

>>149669032
you are right, im cut, but not only that!, the rabbi botched the cutting and i have 50% of my original dick. now is as long as the average jeet dick
feels bad man, bro

>>149669105
you can make all the jokes you want bro, it won't help

>>149669105
more like frills batman

>>149669105
OH YEAH? WELL… IM HOMOSEXUAL.

just cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>149669137
whatever, I'm half-bisexual

>>149669141
Shan’t

Last digit is how many times this year hulk will be the top finishing Ferrari

>>149669115
true, nothing will make a dick grow to international standards, at least not 50%. but you, saaaaaaaaar, know that better than me
also pic, now i get why you got triggered by >>149668952
kek

>>149669156
>half
Hmmmm

>>149669183
whoa abdul, do you really expect me to read all that cutfag shit

>>149669177
Chekt
Red Bulldykesisters days are numbered

Consooming one of these bad boys. What do you think Hulkenberg (put the dots on the u yourself you fucking pedantic Kraut) drink in the evening after getting his podium finish?

>>149669198
i kiss your whole body
im jeetsexual now

>>149669081
Racism

>>149669201
Conaidering he went with Amx
Gin and Tonic

>>149663883
edd recognise edd

I’m glad there are no racist F1 fans.

Let’s love each other

>>149669201
Belvedere F1® vodka, official vodka of Formula 1®

>>149669204
tell us more "based" cutfag opinions about age gaps and how women are property, abdul

yukwab should be held to the same criticisms as the previous drivers. hes fucking garbage and a bum

>>149669251
>zesty daniel craig.webm

>>149663331
I dun get it

The guy above me is wrong.

>>149669261
bloody bastard benchod rape you tomorrow

>>149669285
>probably only 1/100 are even reported
grim

death to mclaren

>before the season
>"yuki deserves that seat hell kick checo and liams ass"
>midway through the season
>"get yuki out of there hes a shitter"

>>149669285
notice how the only dark regions are the ones with cutfags, abdul (same as the IQ map)

>>149665352
He is literally me, i think i look cool when in reality im a total dork.

>>149669261
>>149669267
>>149669281
CUM :D

>>149669251
Overpriced shite (F1)

>>149669308
>film my motorcycle ride
>felt epic
>watch footage
>went so slow I could have been overtaken by Tsunoda

>>149669298
the map that shows india with 76iq avg? yeah true
im glad we agree in something, bro

>>149662793
Yes

>We're building them... for combat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mACO9BhP3ok

>>149666559
Had Alonso gotten into first during the first pits, I could see that happening. Piastri also wouldn't have made his stupid break check, meaning no penalty and a high chance of Lando and him crashing with each other. And Alonso win and Hulk P2 would be beyond kino

>>149664500
I've been saying he was a fraud from the start, would you like me to start a publication of my own?

Is Russell seriously the second best racer this year?

>>149667886
>your most recent drivers have both been Jewish.
Why the fuck do people still think Latifi is in any way Jewish? His parents were Italian and Persian, both of which have a long and illustrious history of antisemitism.

Fragile things so close together
Taped up, broken from before
Part of something or all of nothing
A very long, hard way to fall

Go, then, if you don't feel right
Living in our home
Choking, eat your pride
Eat your pride alone

>>149667960
trvke
>>149668020
You have no fucking idea how bad things are, literally NO idea.

>>149669477
>Boo hoo we have many beautiful yellow women
Cry me a fucking river

>>149669285
I was talking with someone about this the other day, I literally can't think of another nation on earth other than India where I've ever heard of a child being gang raped to death, and even there it seems like they manage to do it on a yearly basis. I would be surprised if something like that has happened in the entire history of Canada.

I didn’t say anything yesterday because I didn’t want to take away from the joy of Nico finally getting a podium.

But the way Lando and Oscar acted really upset me. Nico was clearly overwhelmed on the podium and they just ignored him.

Wish Lewis or Max was up there, they would’ve celebrated with him.

>>149669461
>Persian
So he's cut and low IQ. Explains a lot

>>149669530
>constantly reading news about the homeland
why not just go back?

>>149669548
I don't think those zoomers even knew he was no podium guy.

Spa-Francorchamps was the fastest road circuit in Europe at the time, and it had a reputation for being dangerous and very fast – it demanded calmness from drivers, and most were frightened of it.
The old Spa circuit was unique in that speeds were consistently high with hardly any let-up at all for three to four minutes.
This made it an extraordinarily difficult mental challenge, because most of the corners were taken at more than 290 km/h (180 mph) and were not quite flat – every corner was as important as the one before it. If a driver lifted the throttle more than expected, then whole seconds, not tenths, would be lost. The slightest error of any kind carried multiple harsh consequences, but this also worked inversely: huge advantages could be gained if a driver came out of a corner slightly faster.

>>149669577
har har
>>149669578
>It's over

Hey guys, Evil Edd here. What didn't we learn from the British Grand Prix?

>>149669624
I learned that it was a disaster and that zoomers can’t turn lmao

>>149669577
his homeland is iran or lebanon or some other incel cut shithole

Edd Straw, The Plane

>>149669696
Because I'm so big my legs constantly press the recline button on some planes. It's why I can't be an F1 pilot

>>149669470
yeah, gonna give nu-AIC a listen me thinks

>>149669671
consult the chart

>shows up uninvited to your grill cookout

>>149669762
the only chart I consult is the cutfag chart, bro

>>149669762
https://youtu.be/aU4ehgnTjVg?si=VB10Z8AX5Fzejg2U

>>149669769
>when you're about to grab a plate

Audi will dominate.

>>149669804
I’ve never seen a man’s thighs that large. I know hard to believe in Ameriga but still most fat bastards I see have big guts but near stick legs lol

>>149669837
that's because edd doesn't use mobility scooters, he walks like the man he is

It's Hülkenberg

>>149669769
hand over the grill grease and nobody gets hurt

>>149669746
it's uncanny as fuck without staley but when you associate them with the 2000's rock scene like queens of the stone age or something instead of the grunge scene it gets much easier to enjoy them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irNTqjI7A8E

>>149669866
What a unit

>>149669762
*consults*

>>149669624
rigging

>>149669624
if you need a british driver to win on a british circuit, you can always add more time into the results of drivers who are in front of british drivers

>>149669873
>but when you associate them with the 2000's rock scene like queens of the stone age or something instead of the grunge scene it gets much easier to enjoy them
oh shidd you are right, even the video is QOTS-ish

>>149669991
Should'a learned that a long time ago.

>>149669298
sow what ranjeesh/kung lao?

>>149670028
he asked what we did NOT learn from that GP

>>149669298
I don't think so saar

>cutfags trying to talk shit

>>149669624
What Colapinto's performance is in top machinery in the land that took their God given islands.

>>149670063
It says largest religion, abdul. A region with 49% cutfags would still be purple

>>149670060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplra1FJxWI

>>149670079
Bad news saar

I hate Formula One :D

>>149670094
Your chart doesn't say anything about where those cutfags are located, abdul

fucken l**fs

>>149670109
>jeet math be like

>>149670119
Yeah, this is why I don't argue with cutfags. Those maps are literally identical:

>>149669775
>>149668979

Leafjeet?
Pajeaf?
Pooleaf?
Jeetnadian?

>cutfags think there's any insult worse than being cut

>>149670155
Crapnadian?

Gimi

colour printo

you
bake a new thread right now
do it

>ynr colapiss

or we just don't bake and we can relent in peace

>bump limit

not a good thread

>>149670260
are you cut

>>149670268
>>149670268
>>149670268

>>149670267
100% romanian orthodox, we do not like non-orthodox, thus we hate cutfags

>>149668750
Look harder.