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LAD: Tommy Edman (toe) is not in the lineup for Monday’s series opener against the Brewers
CWS: Luis Robert Jr. (hamstring) is likely to be activated from the injured list at some point this week
MIL: Joey Ortiz is out of the lineup on Monday against the Dodgers
CIN: Hunter Greene (groin) has been scratched from Tuesday’s scheduled minor league rehab start for Triple-A Louisville due to renewed discomfort
MIA: Otto Lopez is on the bench for Monday’s series opener against the Reds
BOS: Red Sox manager Alex Cora told reporters Alex Bregman (quad) could potentially be activated this week from the injured list
HOU: Jake Meyers (calf) is not in the lineup for Monday’s series opener against the Guardians
MIN: Byron Buxton will compete in next week’s MLB All-Star Home Run Derby

'stros

fuck my ass

Anyone have a home remedy for constipation? I haven't gone since Thursday and I'm starting to get worried.

dodgers

>>149668686
pickle juice, ya freak

>>149668686
coffee usually works for me

>>149668686
yeah it's called Fiber, and drink water until you physically can't anymore

>>149668686
don't fuck with home remedies, go see a doctor

God i heckin luv poly ticks

it's up!

>>149668686
Usually a quick smoke does the trick for me, I quit for a few months and when I picked it back up I couldn't go out for a long break because I would immediately have to take a shit

>>149668686
Eat some beans nigga

>>149668716
this nigga eating beans

Does anyone play Fantasy Baseball?

>>149668722
I do

>>149668706
jew

a lot of good advice here on treating the underlying cause, but if you're already backed up or impacted, seek advice from a medical professional

>>149668662 (OP)
>general for the undisputed king of chud sports
Do better and delete this thread.
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/20/904383342/mlbs-history-of-homophobia

>>149668686
Unironically go and grab any nicotine pouch available at your local gas station. Makes me shit every time.

nobody cares doyerpaco

>>149668782
You jerk off the 15 year old anime girls.

>>149668753
i normally go once a day, which is why it is weird, especially after the long weekend where i ate tons of shit inducing food.

Yankees.

>>149668812
Did you travel for the holiday? I get travel constipation or whatever they call it real bad for whatever reason.

>>149668816
Ow dee

>>149668722
i used to play but im not autistic enough to keep up with it throughout the season anymore

>>149668782
hololive will take their girls elsewhere after a crushing defeat this time. our san diego padres won their weeb night, so otaku luck might be on their side and cover should capitalize on that.

>>149668843
Bitch! Mow my lawn.

>>149668662 (OP)
This is NOT okay. When is MLB going to ban this pervert?

>>149668857
>Mr Met gives a thumbs up
he really doesn't care that he's getting cucked...

>>149668857
Mrs. Met's ass is a meme at this point

when does the baseball game start?

>>149668825
The official luxury car of the New York Yankees.
>>149668857
Built for BYC (Big Yankee Cock).

>>149668873
7:40 pm

>>149668782
Vtuber night should move to Philadelphia in 2026. The Phillies love Mint.

27 inch long cock

Cubs are a real bear of a team

Tampa Bay vs Detroit is on FS1 today

Hear me out: Disney crossover
The Chicago Mancubs vs the Baltimore Dumbo Jim Crows

>>149668857
For me it's Rosie

For me it’s Marge Schott

John Rocker vs Mitch Haniger in a based-off

They call me the gaped queen

>>149668891
Yes, let's introduce Vtubers to Philadelphia sports fanatics.

Say what you what will about Charlie Sheen but he’s in the HOF and Pete Rose isn’t

Dodgers hololive night
>Lost
>Fans got exposed having to do their gay little dances on the field, making a mockery of the stadium(apparently somebody threw up on the field too)
>no girls there, only cardboard cutouts
Chadres NIKKE night
>Absolute stompfest that Dave Roberts conceded the game before it was even halfway through
>Big inflatable Doro and actual cosplay girls to take photos with instead of cardboard cutouts
>a skinny female cosplayer got to shake her ass on the field without any sweaty nerds to ruin it
it's clear who had the better weeb day

Wetherholt is in Memphis now.

>>149668976
he's just like me frfr

MLB should stop doing all star games

I'd say they should do a league wide old timers game, but considering some players are still playing into their 40s and guys like Ichiro are still in good shape even in his 50s, it'd probably be a little less interesting.

>month comes before day always
>nooooo dont look at the fourth of July

>>149669061
what are you babbling about now?

>>149668991
i still like the all star game although it doesnt have the juice it once did because of (((interleague play)))

>>149669061
You have a cuckstamp on your flag

>>149669061
shut up

>>149669061
he does have a point...

>>149668965
Mow my lawn Poodrepaco.

>>149669138
Based.

doyerpacos always be seething kek

>>149669149
you have to go back

It’s not an allstar game unless smashmouth shows up

>>149669061
also known as july 4th

He’s a five tool player just like your average poorfag with a beater car

>>149668965
>no girls there
Confirmed you weren't there.

Even with 900 billion of them on planet earth, Manfred went out of his way to make sure Indians have no representation in baybaw

>>149669219
that Twinkie addiction is a real bitch

>>149669206
thank you, manfreddie

>>149669219
this fat cunt weighs at least 52 Altuves

>>149669264
pplyed the shit out of this game when I was a kid and got really good at it.

Jose Altuve is the grinch’s heart of baseball

While the rest of the players golf, Jose Altuve brings his rappelling gear to retrieve their balls

>>149669264
>>149669270
For me it was RBI Baseball 3

Softball is finally back on after a 2 week long hiatus.
Bandits vs Volts on ESPN2.

Last time the Blue Jays played the White Sox they lost 2/3 then went on to become the hottest team in the MLB. So what will happen this time? Win 2 of 3 then fall off a cliff?

Tigers put two on the board

el mago

new tigers fan btw

>insanely hot latinas
>good weather
Why aren't you a Marlins fan bros?

>>149669264
This brings back so many memories.
At the time, there were only NPB players, but there were two other players with very high talent scores, Canseco and Ryan, and I remember making a big fuss about who they were.
Even when I asked adults back then, no one knew who Canseco and Ryan were.

>>149669264
My White Sox made some good throws there.

>>149669444
Checked.

>>149669433
Im gay

>>149669433
>fake lips
gross

>>149669454
chop on, brother!

>>149669200
>girls
i don't know how to tell you anon

I think the team with the most All Stars should win!

Don't run on those Tigers

almost doyers time!

>>149669474
uggos are women too

bros...

>call her daddy chick did the 7th inning stretch at the cubs game

How bad was her singing that they didn't show it on the broadcast and she got booed

birdbros take flight

Ah, so they brought back Outman.

>>149669338
Jays aren't done winning

>>149669525
ohtranny.....

>>149669526
she did a quirk chungus rendition of it because she was scared to sing it correctly, that's why she got booed

sex with kirsten

>>149669515
yay!

>>149669531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JNO5nJ0L0U

1, 2, 3!

What does Ohtani do?

>>149669538
>quirk chungus
youth lingo eludes me

>>149669219
why are the blue jays so fat

There is no roster in MLB right now that are bigger frauds than the New York Yankees roster.

>>149669562
Love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149669525
8 games isn't much of a sample size

>>149669570
27

watching the 'gers (felines)

>>149669526
I know she got raped by some old lesbian, but she honestly seems so annoying. Is her podcast really that good? Why is she so famous

>>149669573
Not a single one of those 27 happened with this roster, junior.

Gentlemen, what do the scouting reports say about the Brewers.

ITFDB

>>149669570
my doggie doos are trying to give them a run for their money

Brewers win incoming

>>149669591
she's so cute bros

What if instead of hitting baseballs with bats they hit each others' balls with their penises?

>>149669581
twenty

seven

:^)

>>149669219
recker MINDFUCKED manoah

>>149669583
It says we have a chance to win! ITFDB!

>>149669612
so you're saying they'll beat the broors? cool!

>>149669433
looks like donald duck

>Kiké injured
>Teo injured
>Edman injured
>Muncy injured
This is gonna be tough

stee-rike

singletani

>>149669628
>>149669458
Absolutely homosexual.

singltetani

>>149669634
not mention:
>ohtani sucks
>mookie is dookie
>freddie slumpman

Today, we are ALL Brewers fans

Freddy Fastball baby

>>149669651
not *to mention

those shitters are rubbing off on me..

>>149669653
it's sad that this is unironic

>Ohtani gets on base
>Mookie immediately out
I just summarized nearly every dodger game

>>149669653
Today we all know you're gay

rare freddie gidp

freddie :(

Glad that people are actually posting about my team now that they are playing the LA plastics

>Tigers are arguably the best team in baseball >they're playing the second-place team in the AL East
>you could hear an ant piss on a cotton ball in that ballpark
What is wrong with Detroit

Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!

Yams on the hill :)

>>149669610
One in the last 25 seasons

None in the last 15 seasons

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>149669680
I enjoy tranquil viewing experiences
hate when stadiums play dumb rap music after every at bat

>Springer snubbed from the ASG

it's fine he probably needs the rest

You can hear the crowd very clearly in Chicago, no wonder that guy got in trouble for shittalking Marte.

>>149669610
>i have never won a world series without the great mariano and jeter
>
>but, hey, look at all of these "Welp, I know my payroll every year is one of the two or three highest in the league, but at least we finished over .500 again, you guys" framed certificates.

>>149669694
I'm talking about the fans. And the stadium looks half empty

>dominant in last two starts
>against the Rockies and White Sox

>>149669701
Just hope and pray that JRod snaps his ankle in half

this yam's getting fried out there!

>>149669721
Will be fun watching Vladdy snap JRod in half if that happens.

>>149669659
learn to type, retard.

>chourio is 21
honestly feels like he's been in the league for a long time

>>149669718
The PA system sounds like it's under water, so I think it's just that FS1 sucks at mic'ing up its broadcasts

>>149669726
Why would he snap him in half for snapping his own ankle?

>>149669719
give me freedom
give me fire
give me colorado
or i retire

>>149669733
t. 2024 dodgers lifelong

>>149669732
kek doyerpaco seething already

>>149669733
he just constantly got talked about since NL rookie of the year was a somewhat close race

>>149669740
July 2024 doyerchad*

Speedway classic jerseys are already on sale

My los doyeros

>>149669716
That fool Cashman has a $310M payroll and yet he has a bullpen that contains Jayvien Sandridge, Geoff Hartlieb, Brent Headrick, and JT Brubacker.

Cashman is a shit gm.

>>149668686
Had the same issue during lent even though I took metamucil. Then lent ended and I drank some heavy IPAs and that took care of it. Probably not ideal. I'm wondering if I have a blockage or something. I've noticed that the girth of my stool is not that wide

>>149669750
viva los doyers

I have never been constipated. Eat more fiber you freaks.

>yaks and doyers fans still seething over springer

get over it clowns

yamamoto deadass getting raped rn

>>149669750
>>149669758
*dryers

>yamameatball
KEK its kino!!!!

LMAO wtf was that mascot going down the slide

KEK

>>149669754
might be some mild form of colitis.

>>149668816
My…gritty…underdog…wildcard…’Kees

great we're gonna get swept in Milwaukee now

all star week can't come soon enough

I am vindicated, eat shit doyers
>>149669773
kys newfag

>>149669785
rude.

kirk looks just like me!

this is what happens when you bring yams to a sausage party

Weak

>>149669782
your guys might pick up a few pointers from the other all stars

doyerpacos truly are schedulebabbies kek

>>149669796
kek so true lmao

Will the Doyers ever beat a team over .500 again???

take it easy on them doyers, they just lost the world series at home

Vaughan has arguably the most grim hair in the league

they made the dodgers play easy teams to start the season so they could get all their clips for MLB social media to promote the season, now they have to do a normal schedule and they're fading fast

White Sox defense keeps making great plays

>>149669812
this so much this

our pitching staff has become the raped

>>149669796
kek it really do be like that

yams might need to go

>almost 40 pitch first inning
yams is getting pulled by the 3rd

>>149669811
Gurriel Junior

I wonder if Yams will ask for a trade, he can't win with these losers

yamameltdown

>DOYERPACOS
KEK

DOOKIE BUTTS KEK

Mookie error for a 4-0 lead

>dreyer already up in the pen
great its another bullpen game

>already at the top of the order in the first inning
doggie doos what happened to you?

>It's a Jays play down to their opponent episode

White sox took the series last time, hoping it's not a repeat.

Why are dodger fans so retarded? You want to get rid of one of your best pitchers because of one bad outing? It's still the first inning.

>doyerpacos gonna have another bullpen game
kek they finna blow out all their pitchers

'INGOS
DYING
OUT

AND THEY HAVE BATTED AROUND
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>149669851
a dreyer game for our baskin roberts team

The Brew Crew is making /mlb/ proud.

>cacamoto
>yamasoso
>yamameatballs
>yamaohnonono
kek

Holy shit lmao.

fuckin 2 tall monty kek

>couldn't even get 1 inning
yams is a bust

>>149668686
Drink four capfuls of Miralax powder dissolved into 16 oz of water. It is flavorless. Drink the entire amount in one sitting, ie - within a minute. Get it all down right away. It's very gentle and needs three or four hours to do its job. Walk around while you wait. Try to stay upright and keep your legs moving as much as you can to help the peristalsis do its job.

If you don't poop in four hours from drinking the Miralax, get yourself a 10 oz bottle of Magnesium Citrate. It is flavorless although it comes in citrus flavors. Then, drink an 8 oz glass of water every 30 minutes for four hours. You will poop within an hour of drinking the Magnesium Citrate but you will have diarrhea for three hours or so. You will eventually poop brown water repeatedly every 30 minutes for two or three hours, so make sure you drink that water every 30 minutes.

This Japanibba is a all star???

Going to the ballpark today to support my Angels, we play the Rangers seven times this month and I believe these games will determine whether we are buyers or sellers. Either way 2026 looking juicy with our young crew heating up.

Most excited now for the exact game where we are knocked out of contention. Rumor has it tickets for the remaining games of the season go for dirt cheap, especially the seats behind home plate. Will be waiting like an eBay reseller on my screen.

>already pulled
What a shitfest

Jays dodged a bullet not getting in on Yama or Sasaki, at least Vlad plays every day

is the game over already?

my doggie doos........

>can't even resort to a Kike meme game because he's injured
no saving the dodgers today

Manfred needs to revoke every single doyerpaco from the ASG

his cock is the top of the strike zone for petes sake

my 0.2IP king...

>CB Buchnor calling the game

streaks over Jaysbros, Manfred made the call

>>149669888
checked and based rlm poster. GO BREWERS

now we get to hear faggot orel make excuses for the team

>>149669903
dats waycist!!!!

>>149669909
Coach Primate

>>149669908
>make excuses
bad days happen, it's a long season. half the team is injured, eat shit!

Which player turned you gay and why?

where did all the doyerpacos go kek?

>>149669919
stfu cocksucker

This is a must win game for the Dodgers, they're not touching Misiorowski tommorow and they have old washed up Kershaw on the mound lmao

BREWERS
DYING
OUT

>>149669927
kek

So does Yamashito commute seppuku now or what?

>>149669919
doyerpaco cope kek!

Brewbros I was dooming at the beginning of the season but this last month has been pretty great

Is Mookie ever gonna stop being selfish and drop the SS bullshit and go back to RF?

just put $100 on milwaukee hope I get a free lunch tomorrow.

yamamoto after getting pulled
>futa madre!

>>149669923
>losing your mind over a regular season game
>still #1 in the NL by 2 games
stfu retard

All of /mlb/ is behind the Brewers

>>149669906
I’m trying to find an image of Rich Evans wearing a brewers hat for maximum Milwaukee memery

>HBP on 0-2 count
>horrible slider after 3-2
>ball bounces off Vladdy's glove
spaghetti inning

the streak is over bros... the white sox are simply too good

hahaha no refunds doyers, only 10 more seasons and 300 million left on the deal

>>149669940
not for long doyerpaco

mow my lawn doyerpacos

'toids

>>149669952
>thinking he has the mental capacity to rig a game

Umps bailing out Berrios with this one.

What kind of name is Orel

>>149669940
Astros buck broke your faggot asses

>>149669946
they're the fav team of the bishop of rome
fair enough tbqd

Not my gay brewers noooo

>>149669940
you're going to get swept again paco

there's nothing poodrepacos enjoy more than a dodger game

this place could use some ring pic posting

There are far fewer perverts in here today I wonder why

dodgers lost their anime powers and now they're back to soulless hollywood elites

>>149669979
Cubs not playing

>>149669979
poodres aren't playing right now

>doyerpacos cant stop thinking about the Chadres
lmao they really are mindbroken

>>149669964
OG jew name meaning light in hebrew that hipster christfags adopted like 200 years ago and started naming kids that its not at all popular among jews and hasn't for a long time

>>149669979
No mets game today

>>149669978
Holy cope.

>>149669979
dodgers fags finally realized their team is destined for failure and left the general for good [fantastic news]

>>149669982
Is this why the FBI deleted the Epstein files????

>>149669979
Take ya pants off sissy mary

Doggies don't give up!

>>149669997
manfred made the call

>>149670001
Kike!

>>149669952
CB is fucking up for the White Sox too. Jays just need to lock back in

a LOT of game left

so who's the anime team now that the Dodgers have lost their anime status?(got swept on animeexpo weekend)

Glad my Chadstros anally abused the los illegal doyers

>>149670019
yeah alot of game left to keep getting gaped kek

We will weather this storm also rans

>>149670021
Giants

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I want the dodgers to win for the genny to seethe

Small Town with great farm system vs biggest wallet in the game

Broorsbros we're standing with you

>>149670024
We're all astros fans after that, good job!

>>149670024
>he's still trying to make chadstros a thing
utterly pathetic.

dodgers winning the WS was like 9/11 for this genny

>>149670044
Checked and cheers

>>149670043
only fundies would say this

woodruff seems like a nice fella

I drank too much cum and my tummy hurts

>>149670055
dying out

>>149670043
these summerfags aren't the "genny". oldfag trolls are free to take their digs. the rest are casual faggots.

>>149670061
chop on brutha

>>149670065
?

>>149670055
>white power
>WMLFchad
BASED

I really want to get wasted but I know ill regret it tomorrow

>>149670055
>>149670065
'toids flexin'

Tough first AB, but we happily take a three up three down inning.

>>149670072
aren't Latinas white?

>>149670075
drink water and shitpost. maybe do some pushups once in a while.

>>149670065
Get bleached faygit

>>149670056
What are fundies

We ain't even gay

>>149670090
One step at a time

Dodgers rally starts now

>>149670083
father, why have you passed on your genetic material that's left me with this pock marked skin?

>>149670052
Took the bait. Kwab!!

>>149670098
I don't think she's chinese

All Star vs. (((all star)))

here come them chip-away-dodgers!

>>149670102
we have the most comeback wins

>get on to set it up for Ohtranny
Orel in gigacope mode right now. Sad.

ez vladdy steal

Mookie has just been killing this team all month

we aren't scoring runs. broors have good pitching and the roster churn has everyone out of sync.

How do I get a boyfriend that likes baseball? I am thirty years old but still a virgin because I don’t know where to meet males in real life.

>>149670137
Stop taking estradiol and get a girlfriend bro.

>>149670137
move to new york

brewers got through 3 innings in the same amount of pitches it took yams to go 0.2

>>149670137
hmu

giants desu

finally, the lineup is completely healthy

pls actually hit a lefty tonight thx

Bo!

Just woke up from a nap and we have a guy named Corona on our team now. Our next callups are going to be Plague and Pacolypse.

>>149670137
Be a braves fan

>>149670137
no one here likes grills, though, it's the perfect misogyny that assures a sexless death

>>149668662 (OP)
>pacos

i like the brewers announcer that does the national games

>>149670145
They said in real life.

>>149670160
they've always had a good broadcast team

quiet thread

Doyers averaging one blow up inning per game.

>>149668662 (OP)
>Get home from work
>HA HA, time to watch my dodg-what the fuck

Any of you ever got the Hawaiian shirt?

buffalo wild wings

>>149670187
wear em all the time

>>149670178
-ACK!!!

>>149670187
Yeah all the giveaway shirts are dogshit quality would much rather a bobblehead

I’m hungry

Should have been a walk

>>149669978
>hidden mickey
KEK its kino!!!!

Seasons over

freddie :(

>>149670203
eat my ass

Why you trying to score on Tuve?

>>149670186
Yamajoto imploded

>>149670203
>>149670189

>>149670186
Did the 18-1 game break the Doyers?

>doyerpaco posting about a game from last year like anyone cares
lmao

>>149670225
did the 2024 ALWC break the troonstros?

>Kikuchi-san is pitching today
BEYOND BASED

LOPERFIDOOOOO

Loperfido bomb

JOEY

>>149670236
>sweep the world* champions* in their shithole stadium
apparently not

>>149670243
More like woperfido

LUKES

The dingers are back!

BACK. TO. BACK.

>>149670245
congrats on the july wild series

>>149670236
Clearly not, but enough about the superior Trashstros. We are talking about the Doyers.

Good walk Pandy! We need to knock Peralta out of this game

My Sox :(

b2b jacks

Home run derby already started in Chicago

>>149670236
>Being ashamed of losing to the best in MLB TiGODs who are also based AL

Didn't bother us at all tbqh

TWO FISTIN'

I miss you Joey

>Peralta finally up to 60 pitches
Finally some decent abs from the Dodgers. They've been too aggressive with first pitches for my liking.

>>149670261
Jays - Tigers series on the 24th is gonna be litties to the titties no kippity kapp on a stickity stack

>>149670266
went around

>>149670264
I missed him too, dude spent way too long in AAA this year. Loaded squad

>>149670272
60 through 4 IP is ideal though.

>>149670272
I've been really impressed with the creative coping mechanisms of doyerpacos

Call up worked a walk on his first mlb AB ever

get Joe Davis off the broadcast

>>149670279
I'm a brainlet. Qrd?

>>149670296
i like your boys throwbacks, how long have they been wearing those?

>doyerpacos getting BTFO
>start posting about the Padres
kek

>>149670304

x axis scoring, y axis run prevention

>>149670288
How ridiculous would ohtani's stats be if he was good?

go tiggies

Why do all the best baseball players only come from certain countries (USA, DR, CUBA, JAPAN, etc)

>>149670311
How is negative scoring and run prevention measured?

>>149670305
Oh the new city connects? They just came out with them this season. I didn’t like them at first but they’ve grown on me.

Wonderful inning from Trivino

Common Tiger W

>>149670317
we can only dream

>poodres aren't even playing
>still post about them

>>149670321
Puerto Rico makes the best baseball players

>>149670322
Those have to be standard deviation or whatever it's called.

>>149668662 (OP)
>>

>>149670325
>ifunny content
we didn't forget, miguel

>>149670322

0,0 presents a hypothetical league average. these are z-scores, so how many standard deviations you are away from the population mean

holy doyerpaco meltie

>>149670019
He's right guys
Let's hold our laughter until we see if it goes to 18-1 again
We might bust a gut laughing too hard

HSK simply does not have good plate discipline

>>149670340
puerto rico is the US

>>149670323
They look like the old '94-'99 unis, but with current colors
I like it

>>149670021
>moved out of Anaheim
NOT my AnimeExpo

>muncy gets injured
>dodgers offense goes from league best to league worst
hmm

a LOT of game left

holy shit i love my jaysies

>>149670354
>outman is back to prove he isn't a minor league warrior
>team immediately gets raped
KEK

>>149670369
At least he has a hit today.

>outman
if kojima named a baseball player

>>149670363
>>149670362
>>149670361
>>149670358
>>149670351
>>149670364
>>149670366
>>149670367
>>149670369
the dryers are in the same run of shit form that they were in last year to reach the all star break.
sorry trannies but you're gonna watch the first repeat since 2000

remember when we used to call anon 'spies instead of pacos

>yamamoto gets pulled
>brewers held scoreless for the rest of the game

>>149670367
same here

>>149670375
Holy cope.

>>149670375
>a LOT of game left
why did you include me? i'm a dodgers fan, retard.

This is the Astros lineup today btw. Guardians are playing the Sugar Land Space Cowboys

>>149670354
>>149670369
HSK isn't starter material rn
Outman is a 4A tier player. Injuries all seem to happen at the same time. We'll get through it. thankfully the lead in the division gives a lot of cushion.

>>149670382
>baseball

>9:45 start time
I... I *cough* don't know if I'll m-make it

>>149670390
Yeah…

Jays

What the fuck are the white sox doing?

>>149670392
Quite common for the pacos

Another one

Playing the White Sox right before the All Star Break is basically therapy

milwaukee seven

>>149670393
I still have hope for HSK developmentally. But I'm more worried about the pitching than the bats. Problem is their farm is already cooked, so any arm we get won't be a tangible upgrade.

>>149670390
Who gives a fuck!

>>149670399
>>149670390
astros just won the world series in LA so this game is spring training

>>149670427
kek so true that was their world series

>>149670427
>t.

>>149670427
Giving the Guardos a free game to end their losing streak

>>149670429
shame how the doyers consider hololive as part of their world series

>>149670390
I care, astro miguel

Easy schedule

>>149670421
HSK will be fine. He's just not starter material right now. We have Sheehan getting stretched out. Casparius and Wrobleski as possibilities. Knack, Sauer and others for depth. Assnow and Smell getting close. If it's not enough I trust the FO will pick up whatever they think the team might need.

tonight, we are all brooer fans

DOOKIE BUTTS

more like rookie let's-them-score

barry hit marge schott with a "rest her soul" lmao

>>149670433
>hoverhanding a cutout
peak

NOT A FIRST PLACE TEAM

My sox are getting raped again.

JOEY

We’re getting no-hit tonight

7-0 kek doggie doos

Doyers are buck broken kek

in case you were wonder, yes xe still seething >>149669023

based

DOYOVER

>>149670418
prophetic

>>149669023
that wasn't me

No one is having a better time playing ball than my Jays right now.

>>149670467
KEK

my jasy :)

>>149670418
I can still see her asshole in my minds brown eye

>>149670467
keep at it esl

Here’s how the Sox can still win

Lots of game status?

>>149670463
It was fools gold with all the runs we were scoring with our hospital lineup. It was bound to fall back to earth eventually. At least they waited till after the doyers

today I will remind them

Now imagine if we had Varsho in center, Santander mashing, and Manoah dealing

>>149668662 (OP)
>Tommy Edman (toe)
sir, a second toe has hit the dodgers

>>149670467
>>149670485
>>149670480
that wasn't me the only other thread i post in is /nba/

>>149670493
dwindling

>>149670429
>lost another world series 5-1 at home

>8-1
>pitching around Vladdy
lol

>up by 7
>challenging with 2 out
Holy based.

>>149670485
>>149670473
do it again :^)

>>149670493
Gettin late early

imagine your last name being odor

>>149670456
jej

Who are dodgers playing rn? I’m watching a different game.

>>149670515
lmao

I NEED A NU AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m about to make another low effort OP

>>149668143
nu

>>149670523
use >>149670495 for optimal seethe

>>149670518
the '27 yankees, 4th game straight

>>149670508
That's our coach :^)

>>149670496
all those injuries kinda contributed to guys like Lukes and Barger to get a look in.

>>149670518
The Seattle Pilots

>>149670529
Holy based skipper lmao

>>149670463
>journeyman starter
>some random kid who looks like he's from a local high school playing cf
>the other random NPCs regressing to the mean
it was bound to happen sooner or later

>>149670382
7-0 brewers now lol

>>149670558
>>149670558

can we get a real nu?

IT WAS A STRIKE OHTANI I SAW THAT BALL PERFECTLY

>>149670508
when you step in doggie doo you dont lift your foot, you push down and wipe it off

DODGSIRS
NOT LIKE THIS

sneks