Thread 149673681

why are they struggling to adjust to a post-VAR world?

>>149673681 (OP)
VAR fucks us over because we did the holocaust

>>149673771
TRVTHNVKE

>>149673681 (OP)
They can no longer have every 50/50 decision conveniently go their way every time.

>>149673816
alex is this true?

>>149673885
>bong calling anyone a cheater
lol
also you lost 4:1, the goal would not have made a difference

>>149673816
this is the unironic correct answer
the most refball reliant team in history

>>149674048
no this >>149674023 was

>>149674023
Reminder germany and austria cheated so much fifa had to change last round schedules

Never EVER trust a kraut.

germs getting btfo in this thread (as usual)
there's one guy here attempting to defend their cheating ways but the other kraut flags are like 'nein, zey do have a point' lol

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>>149674048
>>149673885
>>149673681 (OP)
Samefag

>>149674129
t.

>>149673885
quite an abstract picture when taken out of context

>Subhumans seething at us again
Every day lmao

>>149674148
So subhuman they blew the fuck out of you twice

how many trophies england won since VAR was introduced?

>>149674449
women wc
grim, I now

>>149674148
Your hero ACK-ed himself like a tranny lmao

>>149674475
Nazis LOVED crossdressing and Hitler had sex with Hess who he referred to as Fraulein Anna

>>149674144
It's like an Erich Heckel painting

>>149674449
3 or 4.
Rent free.

>>149674520
>>149674475
Wait, I was told britoids were tricked into fighting Germany. Then why are they gloating?

>>149675481
what trophies

>>149675710
U21 twice
Women's euro
Can't win anything with Southgate as a manager so that's a given.

>>149674134
he was right though

>>149674443
>get absolutely routed
>beg soviets to help
>beg americhads to help
>"we BTFO you"
lmao

>>149675615
Bongoloids a very proud of destroying europe. Because of their inferiority complex about us they rather turn europe into a brown third world hellhole than to admit that we were right.

jerry melty

>>149675754
>get absolutely routed

How many German boots were on the ground in ol' blighty again?

2ww&1wc

>>149674475
>at least we're not speaking German!

It’s truly sad how obsessed Brits are with us. Mentally conquered, no invasion necessary. A dying country and people flailing around in agony. Not that we are much better, but this is the one thing they can say they’re one step ahead of us.
They still live in their little WW2 fantasy world and must hide behind the banter excuse whenever someone threatens this image by pointing out Germany is the better and more successful country DESPITE „two world wars and one World Cup“
Meanwhile, we look in confusion as they lash out at us 24/7. Pointless and pitiful

>>149675725
jajajajsjsjajajajajajaj

fucking pathetic

>>149675844
>I don't care, here's an essay explaining me not caring

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>>149675892
these can't be real

bongistanis getting humiliated ITT

>>149675816
>>149675864
>>149675892
>>149675911
>>149675927
Humiliation ritual: the nation

>>149675861
>guffaws at answer to a question he asked
Yes, your inferiority complex is fucking pathetic, Manolo.
Always inferior.

lol

>>149676009
>inferiority complex
i'm sure spain [euro x3 & wc since 2008] are DEVASTATED
lmao

>>149673816
>>149673885
now let's see all the time the island monkeys cheated and got away with if

>can't defend his nation's humiliating history of cheating
>changes to an ausgaylian vpn and spams pol webms
too easy

try to stay on topic lads

germany have only left groups once in 6 tournaments since VAR was introduced

>>149676077
@grok is this true?

>>149676077
probably has to do with their roster not being german

>>149676037
They seethe because they will always be 2nd fiddle to the superior Anglo in everything.
Also, you are not Spanish and will never be Spanish.

>>149676109
>in everything
except soccer obv
thank goodness i'm not spanish, i'd hate to be

>>149676077
twice, three times if you coun the nations league

>>149676123
They were completely irrelevant throughout football history.
Football is an English game, and will always be regarded as one.

>>149675873
>Essay
British education is in a worse state than I thought. But yeah, your endless tirades have caused me to write like five sentences. Sorry for overburdening you, and congrats for managing to not mention WW2 in a single post, I guess

>>149676157
the nations league you were relegated from then magically had reformatted arsenal style?

>>149676162
yeah i'm sure they'd much rather have england's history instead of completely eclipsing ol blighty with recent success lol

>>149675725
>U21
>Fucking women football
Jadsjfajdfhajsfjasfj lmaoooo
>>149676009
Cope and seethe guiri.

>so rattled he went and made a thread
LMAO
>>149676140
>>149676140

>>149676262
lmao sad

>>149673681 (OP)
who cares? their national team is unironically completely irrelevant in modern football

>>149676435
don't forget the league too

>>149676435
>who cares
england, a lot if you go by /sp/ threads

No one denies this is the darkest age of German football since … probably ever. And it’s the best English era apart from that one tournament. And yet, you guys have won exactly the same amount of trophies as us in that period. And you have nothing better to do than talk about us all the time. Priorities, I guess. Thanks for your consideration

>>149674093
>when you cheat so often you get your own wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrace_of_Gij%C3%B3n

>>149676690
wait a minute
>Despite widespread condemnation and a formal complaint lodged by Algeria – who were consequently eliminated – FIFA ruled that neither team had broken any rules.

>>149676721
>ZE RULES ZE RULES

>>149674093
it's not germany/austria's fault that fifa had a retarded format

>>149676177
Lol you bet your sorry brown arse they would

>>149676325
>start 2 world wars
>lose both
>forced to learn and speak the language of the victor
Now THAT'S sad

paging any doctor on shift to come and perform an emergency procedure to remove this yank's nose from the german poopenshaft STAT

>>149676778
>brown-nosing is when you point out errors
oh dear

>>149676778
Don't worry Ancestry.com said 8 generations ago somebody in his bloodline was German so he now identifies as such

>>149673681 (OP)
Why are they struggling to... idk ... Color Television world ?

>>149674023
germany lost this 4-2, the goal would not have made a difference

>>149673681 (OP)
as if var has changed a single thing. They officially said that there was handball by spain in the semis yet they still kept the result unchanged. Nothing matters. FIFA hates the DFB cause they are the last organisation that refuses to suck infantinos dick.

>>149676009
Two Euro loses. Against Italy and Spain. In a row.

Ingerlund has been to a world cup semi final just three times in the entire history of the WC. Can you even imagine that? That's as many times as Croatia. Can you also imagine that Croatia won both their matches for 3rd place while England lost both of theirs?

they're rattled

>>149677554
Gareth Southgate /discussion.

>>149677595
Quite funny to think that between 2006 and 2014 alone, we achieved more than England has since 1930 until today (1 WC, 2 3rd places). England's greatest era of all time right now consists of uh, two lost Euro finals, a quarter final exit and a 4th place at a WC. Pretty grim.

>>149677683
yeah but since var you've been grouped in the world cup in the last 7 years the same amount of times england have been grouped in history kek

they utterly FEAR our team in fixtures these days
can see their little kraut legs shaking at the anthems
then they as always bottle it during the 90 mins. mad how it's a complete role reversal from what I grew up with

>>149677712
It appears you have failed to include the three times you literally failed to even qualify here.