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gm

Let them truckers roll for once

>>149675457 (OP)
My team :)
Your team :|
Your team, my division >:(

The Dodgers, along with the rest of MLB have begun planning and preparations for Hololive Night 2026. Rumored teams in the running to host such event include the Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Cubs. The Houston Astros are also considering hosting a Hololive Night after the team saw the festivities at Dodger Stadium this past Saturday.

that's too much hot dodg for one person!

'stros

>>149675488
Doyers >:O

>>149675521
forgot pic

>>149675495
Gay and also you were banished from this place

>>149675457 (OP)
>467 RS
>.495 W%
my sneks are an exciting flavor of shit

Yankees.

>>149675495
cringe

How did the Astros react when they saw?

>>149675561
Why is she at a used car lot though?

>>149675495
Yagou: "All the bribes I gave to Manfred were worth it. Great success, hahahaha."

My stupid fucking retarded Yankees are making a change.

The Giants did a Naruto theme game and no one even talked about?

>>149675598
ASStros was determined to make a profit off of them.

When's the Milwaukee Brewers Jackie Chan Drunken Master night

Yankees?

>>149675934
Too based for mlb I’m afraid

>>149675952
>W9
oh my

>>149676035
maybe if you're a shitter team. But glamour franchises/contenders shoot for 60%

>>149676205
You shoot for the beard, queer

>>149676205
This guy's got a beard fulla goo tellin it like it is

>>149676205
>glamour franchises

>>149676307
looks like that pepe could use some coffee

>>149676466
comin up

>>149676581
Here to help too

>>149675477
gm

>>149676627
>>149676581
thank you

>enters thread
Mornin' Mariners nation.

what's /mlb/ having for breakfast

>>149675457 (OP)
soarin'

Doyers

Blazebrahs I’m sure you’re as shocked as me to learn that some of our girls are playing for the other teamie…

cards

>>149676908
couple dabs and a redbull. mariners in 6.5 bongs

>>149677220
she looks like she swings oppo taco

>>149677346
I used to exclusively smoke concentrate for a couple of years but when I was renewing my med card the doc talked to me about smoking more flower instead of only dabs all the time. Made the switch, my tolerance went back down and now I enjoy my highs much more. Still take dabs from time to time but it's more more occasional than daily.

KBO Results

>>149677502
NPB results

>Yankees To Promote Cam Schlittler
What kind of name is Schlittler?

>>149677514
NPB standings

Mariners btw.

>>149677514
Baystars win

>>149677532
M:B American

>>149677547
MLB National

>>149677547
based
>>149677559
dont care

>>149677542
look at the moves on her!

>>149677559
Doggies are gaining water fast. They need to get their act together before they head to SF

>>149677542
>>149677614
you guys are really sick in the head

/mlb/, let's all concentrate all of our positivity on the struggling Dodgers so they can get back to their winning ways.

>>149677514
Tigers owned my Carp

>>149677471
okay

blue jays game tonight

>>149677502
>>149677514
How come they use english names and not names in their native language?

>>149677542
sick moves!

>>149677681
Yeah, this gif is some real sick stuff

>>149677690
i hope they lose every game until the end of time

>>149677713
no but it’s a little gay thoughever

>>149677708
underrated

>>149677788
I ain't even gay tho!

yeah okay, buddy lol

I’m so excited to mind the stove bros…

>>149677346
Faggots like you ruined Washington.

>>149677937
I'm starting to come around to these City Teamies

>>149675662
>>29101156

>>149677346
DUDE

>>149677986
/mlb/ is a DUDE weds genny until Tim Lincecum is inducted into the HOF for the Giatmetsiner / Metsineriants broship. Sorry boomer.

>>149678155
>Schoenfield

>>149678155
>and Jesus Made is getting absolutely crucified out there today out there on the mound. I bet he wishes Jesus made him locate that breaking ball a little bit better.

>"[my team] acquires All-Star player in block buster trade...."
>Click article, scroll through a bunch of ads and popups
>".... proposal"

I fucking hate these click bait articles

jayys

AL East schedules post ASG to trade deadline

TOR: SF, NYY, DET, BAL (.541)
TB: BAL, CWS, CIN, NYY (.460)
NYY: ATL, TOR, PHI, TB (.536)
BOS: CHC, PHI, LAD, MIN (.570)

>>149678391
>poopoodres

Woke up this morning and tested positive for Blue Jays fever. It’s contagious and the whole city has it. The rest of MLB should quarantine, keep their distance and mask up. Go Jays

>>149678391
could be a little better

>>149678391
We’re elite team merchants apparently

>>149678391
My metsies own ya and bone ya

>>149678391
it feels like the Mets play better against good teams and I don't know why. They're 27-20 against teams < .500 but I believe that includes 6-0 against the Rockies, which aren't even a MLB team, so take that away and they are .500.

>>149678416
that was an HIV test.

>>149677577
Trvth

>>149678516
obsessed.

stumbled upon some interesting lore on a trip to the ‘chives

>>149678516
>>149678548
cubgers make ya seethe?

>>149678463
cutebone :3

Keep it Cubgers related

>>149678561
No I wasn’t even looking for cubgers related posts, the broship is older than 2020 iirc too.

You Motherfucking Phil Cuzzi. Motherfucker cost us a game last night!

Fucking explain yourselves Umps! You Fucking gave the Giants those strikes, but Fucking Matt Chapman is thing strikes 3 4 and 5 and you are calling them balls!?

FUCK YOU!

>>149678671
heh, nothing personnel kid

>>149678671
kek sit down philthiecuck

>>149678671
Never missed a call in my life (because the strike zone belongs to me).

Someone post the webm of Yamamotorolla getting buck broken by my umpies

>>149678391
Cubs beat up on shitters lol

>>149678671
Bummer.

tigers fan here. why do the players sometimes have to tag the runners to get them out and other times they just have to touch the base?

i think the padres will win today!

>>149678786
sometimes the guys just wanna horse around and play tag, nothing wrong with that

>>149677559
>Dodgers have a mini collapse
>Not one team in the NL West won more than they lost on the last 10 games
No wonder they win it every year

A Dodger Boycott

Don’t tell me sports teams shouldn’t speak on politics.

Over the past few weeks, with ICE raids and troops flooding our city, I can’t help but feel disappointed by the Dodgers’ silence on immigration. This is happening right here—at home, in Los Angeles—yet the team had no problem taking a stance on the conflict in Israel, thousands of miles away.

When it comes to issues in their own backyard, in the city of Angels, they’ve stayed quiet. They let the LAnd get trampled.

This is the same franchise that gave Jackie Robinson a platform to make history. With all the star power on this roster, the team somehow feels weaker than ever.

That’s why I’m boycotting the Dodgers. Ever since the raids began, watching them brings no joy. It feels like a chore to root for a team that treats us like nothing more than a paycheck.

The only Gura that is baseball related.

>>149678876
True!

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>149678876
Why doesn't Anaheim have fans like this?

>copy and pasting from Reddit
obsessed

>>149675457 (OP)
yoshinobu cuckitini

feels like a sandlot kind of night

>>149679017
HECKIN BASED!

>>149678226
He's an infielder, funny man

>>149679024
bro never got to kiss his Wendy Peffercorn

>>149678860
why do the players have to run back to the base after the other team's player catches the ball?

>>149678876
*tips LGBTQIA+ friendly cap*
Heckin based!!!

>>149679102
>be me
>making sex after watching the sandloterino
>say the line jimmy!
>YOURE.. YOURE KILLING ME SMAAAAAAAALLS!

>>149678843
BAU BAU

Your Los Angeles Marine Dodgers

>>149679024
>>149679253
Are you really dumping on The Sandlot? What movies do you even watch?

I've never watched Sandlot.

no one cares mestboricua

>>149679536
I am Puerto Rican, you say this like it's an insult

this list >>149678798
is more meaningful than this list>>149678391

My favorite movie? LE HECKIN SANDLOT!
The greatest sports movie of all time? LE HECKIN SANDLOT!
The worst one? Moneyball!

>>149679102
fell in love as a kid
still in love today

sandlot is based
moneyball is cringe
simple as that

My stupid stinky shitty Royals could unironically be dangerous next year. Last night was what it could look like. Noah Cameron as our ace and our lineup living up to potential
Believe it!

>>149679704
UPDOOTED!

What's actually the worst baseball movie of all time? If I had to come up with a short list:
>Trouble With the Curve
Old scout Clint Eastwood sees what the younger scouts can't, eye test-maxxing, I almost feel like it was made just to spite Moneyball, really boring and amy adams isn't a good actress
>The Fan
robert deniro is a murderous psycho obsessed with wesley snipes playing baseball, some of the worst movie and sound editing you'll see in a big budget production
>The one with David Schwimmer and the Monkey
I can't be bothered to look up what this one was called

>>149679821
how bout you updoot yourself to the roof and take a leap, pal

>>149679868
REDDIT HAS BETTER SANDLOT DISCUSSION!

>>149679605
KEK YOU'RE BROWN!

Real ‘toid hours

>>149680079
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149680079
kek mestboricuas

‘toids are seething over my Mets again

puerto ricans are better ball players than 'toids, per capita

my mets make ya seethe?

oh they ‘toidin over my metties

>>149680262
Based!

they get mad at our metties so easily kek

>>149680262
>>149680374
Keep fighting the good fight, Metbros!

>>149680788
Mets lost like 9 in a row immediately after this

>>149680664
Don't think I care about cfb this year.

>>149680664
im not watching football this year, it's become too gay and fake narrative driven

>>149680664
>waiting for the Chiefs slopshow
No

>>149680664
oh boy, can't wait for queefs refshow!

>all baseball games starting at the same time
Gay

the only thing i don't like about baseball is when the game ends

What’s it like living in Chicago?

>>149681141
I don't like one pitch abs. Like damn, I wanted to see them battle.

>>149681205
There are many cats and the streets are not paved with cheese

>>149681141
Way to fuckup your bullpen bro.

>>149681345
For me, it's fievel goes west

*goes deep*

Doyers

Not a single weak link in this lineup

i'm taking a nap at work right now so i can watch the game

>>149681888
sleep tight

>>149681859
Then who will be to blame when the jays lose?

>>149682061
whoever's idea that Santander contract was

people are employing dodgers fans these days? what's next

>>149681445
The ol' LAZZZYYY EYE

What would be considered more authentically "mexican": a beach resort in cabo, or the dodger stadium parking lot?

>>149681859
#lightsupletsgo

Blaze vs Bandits is on right now for free
https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-blaze-vs-bandits-159659?t=athletes-unlimited-softball-league

>>149678391
my los angeles doyers are perfectly balanced

everyone's killing themselves or trying to kill themselves we're turning into western Lithuania

i shidded myself

lots of water from the sky

>>149682476
ring the bell, philsbro...

wetherholt to Memphis!!!!!!! He led the Texas league in OPS and OBP.

>>149682163
More white people in the resort at Cabo

>>149682163
as someone who has been to both, the latter by far

>>149682337
imagine being the person who cleans their laundry after every game

>>149682591
*throws up in disgust*

Bug poster above me

>>149682163
Cabo San Lucas?

>>149682337
For once the Blaze are not getting blown out

>>149675745
kept it simple instead of making a circus out of it. naruto first pitch and themed hat giveaway. makes perfect sense because viz is headquartered in sf and naruto wears orange. other than that, pure baseball night at the park.

>>149682933
>Least in AL East
>Still leading the division

>>149683112
Jays need all the wins they can get because September will be rough

>>149683087
>>149675745
Same as One Piece. First pitch by Nami, strawhats for attendees, one Dodgers/One Piece bumper. Though I suppose it must be cool for fans of the event to do HoloLive from the field.

>>149677986
>not using THC in the current year
quite frankly NGMI lad. grow up

Cal Raleigh WILL hit 3 home runs in New York
Cal Raleigh WILL hit 40 home runs before the break
Cal Raleigh WILL hit 60 home runs for the season
Cal Raleigh WILL will the Mariners to a playoff spot
Cal Raleigh WILL win AL MVP

East coasties still WILL NOT know who he is cuz they DO NOT know ball

>no dodgers yet
>thread dead

>>149683398
You should watch Tiger baseball

Cal Raleigh WILL be exposed for doping

>>149683405
>ack flaherty
not a good rec tonight

sad

>>149683409
>The missing persons in Texas has expanded from 20 in the state to 160 in Kerr County alone
Astros will be getting juiced balls for the remainder of the season. Rangers will not because they won one recently.

it's up!
oof madone

LET'S GO METS

>>149683462
All Dodger fans

>>149683462
definitely dodger fans

>>149683462
The Dodgers are their favorite baseball team

yup

>>149683462
built for bdc

The dodgers are full of ‘toids and Asians. The Mets are the real Latinx team

RIP

Twinsbros.. I don't have a good feeling about this..

>>149683586
lol funny joke

>>149683586
Doubt Jack at your own peril.

>7 pitch inning for Pepiot
Tigahs need to be on guard

It’s time for Yankees baseball.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OUR MARINERS ARE PLAYING A BASEBALL GAME RIGHT NOW

>>149683777
Checked.

>first play of the game
>punted off the mound
>zero hustle by yankees to get an easy out at 1st base
Yankees baseball at its finest

>Cal hustling to beat out easy GIDP
My MVP :)

I'm fat, gay, retarded, and have a small penis

oh fug I'm late

>>149683837
Couldn't make out what they were chanting at the stadium, thanks for the transcription

>>149683777
Sorry bud it's Mariners baseball for the next three days. You're the B side

>>149683837
Chop on, brutha!

>>149683837
Hey Chicago whaddya say...

>>149683899
rare you get an objective good guys vs bad guys matchup

>>149683837
this guy NY SD or SF!

>>149683858
Incorrect.

>>149683899
the marlins don't have fans

>>149683899
Seattle niggas are just passive in general. If they did big US cities by average T levels Seattle would be the lowest.

>>149683899
This has been debunked.

>>149683899
now this list shows which teams have the most pussy haters

UH OH

>>149683927
It's all transplants who fit the mold of
>pnw men are faggots
native OR/WA men are all /out/ AF and more conservative than you'd expect

>>149683938
Nevermind, right as I posted this the Blaze won.

Volts vs Talons is starting in 20 minutes.

Just about time to bathe in more paco seethe

>>149683943
>>>/pol/

>>149683927
>seattle guys are passive
the only place ive ever been in a fight is seattle lol
been to boston and nyc and talked shit to trashy locals with no issues besides a 'fuck you'. i got fucking socked by a patagonia wearing ipa drinker in seattle. i deserved it tho

Generous strike zone this evening.

>>149683963
I posted the opposite of what pol would have said about men in Seattle and Portland

>>149683961
>steeping in the seethe

>>149683961
No one cares lil bro

No one cares astromiguel

>>149683997
rent free, I am not a poodres fan

Well shit, I drank a 30 rack yesterday and hung out with the short polyamorous trans Latina girl I’ve been fucking lately. It’s a first for me. Anal, trans, etc. Not really my thing. I wouldn’t have guessed she was trans cause she looks and sounds like a hot girl and has decent tits, although there’s a minor scar from the Adam’s apple surgery.
Just bought another 30 rack and the acid reflux is killing me but I’ll probably finally go to Walgreens today and steal some omeprezole even though I can afford it. I’ve been stealing that shit for years.
Just wanted to let y’all know I guess I suck dick now (it looks like a bat’s penis), I’m dancing on my porch, day off, hoping it kills me before I have to go back to my hellish job, and I got slimy fecal matter on my dick this morning from this creature who started pounding my beers at 8am right afterwards.

anyways lfg mets

cannot fathom needing attention this much

>>149684030
this is /mlb/

Just about time to bathe in more paco seethe

>>149684018
Most heterosexual metsfurry

>>149684030
i got the ol chili dog dick. true story

finna have a wild ump scorecard from nyy vs sea

>>149684018
>>149684030
kek

>>149684018
As a Mets fan, I relate to this.

>>149684036
>next he thinks I'm a gaystros fan
you guys have mental deficiencies. Sad!

>>149684058
it's true though mexicans who came legally fucking hate illegal mexicans

damn slow day huh? still in the same thread.

poodrepacos legit pretend to not be poodrepacos because of the embarrassment lol

>>149684073
The games are barely starting. Blame manfred

>>149684073
Mariners playing. We'll hit the bump limit by 830 eastern

>>149684063
no one gives a fuck what you are also ran wannabe who doesn't give af but goes out xirs way to get in the mix. sad!

Most riveting Stanton at bat.

Doyers

>>149684018
FAGGets kek!

>>149684091
not if I have anything to say about it

>>149684073
a STANTONIAN strikeout

east coasties have no idea who logan gilbert is

>>149684092
most literate coastal brownoid

Everybody calm down

ITFDB

>>149684073
dodger game starting in a minute. the thread will start rolling.

>>149684116
¡La migra! ¡La migra!

>>149684110
old school banter and shitposting is fine but we should all be united against the summerfags

>>149684130
I'm white tho

>>149684136
I'm white ese

ITFDB

Garbage time

dingertani

I think the DOYERS should start a winning streak!

OHTANI FUCKS YA, MIZ!

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
CRUSHED OFF THE ROOKIE PHENOM

GARBAGE TIMETANI

oh it's because they dodge Ws. i get it now

OHTANI

let's go let's go let's go

Ohtani has hit the most home runs before the all star break in dodgers history

LOT of game left

>>149684164
i'm a dodgerfan and i'd tell my friend last year
>they're sure trying to dodge the playoffs with all those injuries

>>149684173
but he still has fewer than cal raleigh who i had never heard of until this season

Give it to me straight bros: Is Cade Horton going to be as good as Paul Skenes and Jacob Misiorowski?

I want front row amy to motorboat me

Can't lie Marinersbros I hate watching Julio bat. All the potential and the worst approach.

>>149684185
that says more about you than it does anything else desu

>>149684196
yeah sorry bud not staying up for a game that starts at 10pm

First for Sux

>>149684193
I fucked her

>>149684188
I think the cubs suck

ITFCB

Might be time to swap Guerrero and Barger in the order

>>149684195
It is very painful. Last season it was him swinging at seemingly every first pitch he saw, but now everybody knows you just toss a slider way low in the opposite batters box and he's swinging 8 times outta 10, or throw a heater in on his hands and he's swinging.

>>149684188
>>149684212
believe in the cubgers

>>149684210
you've never had sex

>>149684224
>4-0
He's undefeated. He can't lose. Which means, he wins.

Mr. 3000

>>149684195
What don't you like?
Chasing strike 3 twice a game?
Being off balance every swing?
Falling over the plate?
Trying to go yard with every swing?
Slugging and OPS dropping every year?
5 K's for every BB?
You're being a bit harsh anon, he's a all-star

i call them the chicago white sux

>>149684237
/middleaxisbros/ ww@

>>149684237
berbs <3

>>149684241
and he's an all-star
lol @ the state of the AL

>>149684256

st. ronto bluinals?

>>149684237
Oh fug the broship triangle

>>149684190
BIG FLY

i would never eat chicago pizza
yuck

>>149684276
deep dish isn't pizza, it's casserole

eat this bussy

>>149684276
retarded take. it's literally the only good thing about that shithole

if a tie game gets rained out before completing 5 do you pick up where you left off or do you have to restart the game

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

Ump cam is so retarded, it makes me nauseous

An inspiring start from the Dodgers

>>149684224
He'll get it done.

>>149684291
sad if true

KERSHHHHHHHHHHHH

So I'm learning baseball and have a question. What are the umpires yelling when it's a strike? It sounds like they're yelling "ball" but they call it a strike

>>149684293

where you left off

>>149684304
HYAH!
HEE HAH!!
HYYYAAA!!!!!
HIP!

>>149684297
BOOM-BOOM BOOM-BOOM

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

Bourbon is making me shit molten lava

>>149684097
Doyers indeed

>>149684304

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149684304
It's supposed to be "STRIKE" but they don't really pronounce it. You get a lot of
>STEE
>HEEE
>HUUT

I forgot that the Brewers had this new hotshot. Looking forward to seeing him.

>>149684313
Alcohol can't make your body produce liquefied ultrahot rock. You could not survive magma being inside your body

great at-bat cumfarto

>>149684304
HUUH
OOOH
HIIIIK

It's immaculate!

>>149684341
For me, it's HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>leadoff double against random LHH
>HBP
>flyout
>6-4-3 DP
It's going just as planned for the Dawg

>>149684193
Maybe 15 years ago. Way too old now.

>>149684332
he can't but i can

>>149684333
Miz is going to overpower just about everyone in the lineup esp first time through the order. the curveball to Ohtani was a gift.

KWAB

Miz will walk so that lanky negro nba rejects can run

no immaculate inning

>>149675536
At least they have each other.

>outman
>.143
they are out of script ideas

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

>>149684351
if it's free there's no such thing as too old

>>149684256
>>149684265
Torouis Jaynals?

>>149684381
This guy gets it

>>149684375
Radio was saying that Outman is gonna start wearing glasses like Muncy. It's the new torpedo bat.

>>149684193
amazing how being a 6/10, thin, and purchasing tits is all that's needed to be famous in this world

Astros continue to be ded and no signs of becoming alive again before the ASB. Also not mentioned here is Jake Meyers who we still don’t know what’s wrong with him.

>>149684393
She knows more about baseball than most of this general, she scores every game

>Takis Wendy's Burger
Realistically, how bad will obesity get in this country?

>>149684394
You can't complain about injuries when your backups are playing better than the injured guys

Do you guys remember when players wore those flip up lenses sunglasses?

>>149684399
Buxton fucksya

>>149684401
Obesity rates will actually drop as fatties can't get healthcare and die off en masse

>>149684401
Hard to tell with that ozempic shit

do his teammates not like Yamamoto or something?

Im trying to get into baseball. Can someone explain something to me about these relief pitchers. Why the fuck do they only pitch like 2 innings max then the announcers talk like OH BOY THEY PITCHED SO MUCH WE CANT USE EM ANYMORE. Like what the fuck did the starting guy just do for 6-7 innings? Why cant they do it?

>>149684401
Are there any good fast food places anymore? I only go to chick-fil-a occasionally. Other places have shit quality and cost 3x what they did before covid

>>149684399
overpay, but understandable

>>149684399
>It's real
omg this is what happens when you don't fire Dombrowski after that NLDS embarrassment last year lol

>>149684405
trashcan woe is me is a regular thing here

>>149684415
it's been widely reported that he's a prissy princess bitch boy

>>149684415
what's going on with the pirates

>>149684407
best was when they'd wear flip glasses but not use the sunglasses then lose balls in the sun lol. happened frequently

>>149684351
low test post

>>149684237
.

>>149684416
relief pitching is very hard and doing it multiple days in a week is a big strain on the human arm

>RP Nick Sandlin to the 15-day IL with right elbow inflammation
Jays bullpen just got shittier

Brew Crew, what nicknames do you call Jacob Misiorowski?

atta boy, kersh

>>149684440
Ryback

KERSHAW, BABY

ASK ABOUT IT

>>149684399
>Giving up good prospects for a injury prone 31 year old who hasn't play a full season since 2017
Can the player to be named later at least be fucking Taijuan Walker please?

>>149684416
Most guys don't start as relivers they're usually failed starters. You have to be very durable to start 5-7 innings, relivers are usually guys who are still pretty good or even great, but aren't durable enough to put up enough innings as a starter. Relievers also pitch differently, they're not "made" like a starter is.

>>149684440
Everyone calls him The Miz which is fine I guess

>>149684435

is this true?

>>149684444
OOOOOOOOOOO

That trade isn't real you retards

>>149684412
True. I forgot everyone just injects mystery drug liquid to lose weight now. No refunds.

>>149684457
based on my calculations and approximations then yes it should all be accurate.

>>149684444
Checked!

>>149684463
It is, just not official yet. Will happen sometime before or on the deadline.

wtg Miggy Ro

FATTOIDS
DYING
OUT

OLD MAN ROJAS

>>149684464
They probably can't no joke
Retrofitting a roof onto that stadium would cost more than the stadium

Miggy Ro hitting off of Misi Row

It's funny how no one uses the baseball trade values simulator website anymore after that guy got greedy and made it a subscription thing

>another double play
not bad

it's over

Tarps coming out.

>96 mph slider
>101 mph 4 seam
>89 mph curveball
>92 mph change up

this brewer nigga speedrunning a torn UCL

TTOIDS
DYING
OUT

solid at bat from ohtani

pick three

>>149684432
she's 56 and i guarantee those tits look horrible like 90% of fake tits do

>>149684399
If this actually happens and they still get eliminated during the wildcard game, then this will go down as the biggest kwab moment for the Philthie keks this decade, and yeah probably surpassing the no hit shutout during the world series, going 1-28 against the sneks, and losing to the lolmets in the NLDS combined. Ruben Amaro Jr is somewhere jizzing to the idea someone made a worst lopsided trade than him.

Rainkees.

if only they had a roof they could close so they could keep playing the game????

>>149684506
Black bean
Chicken broccoli
Clamp bisque

>>149684508
don't care, love hags, simple as

>>149684506
turkey chili
jambalaya
tomato rice

>>149684506

crab bisque, turkey chili, chicken broccoli

>>149684502
yeah, enjoy watching it while it lasts

Babe!

SCHNEIDER!

Babe does it again

bring em' in fweddie!

>>149684506
what's mulligatawny

celebrating immaculate innings is retarded
it's not better than any other striking out the side besides saving a couple pitches

Why dont stadiums drop a tarp over the entire stadium when it rains

>>149684526
what is that? a ballpark for ants???

hello newman

>>149684506
for me it's...
jambalaya
black bean
french onion

>>149684536
a grown man posted this, how embarassing

>>149684545
he's a girl thou

>>149684537
indian. spicy and smelly. not good unless you're trying to clear your sinuses

Stankee fans how we feeling about this season.
Im thinking we barely make wild card but get swept.

hello jer ree

>>149684506
JUMBALAYA!

>>149684538
>being good is bad actually
/mlb/ everyone

Ump bailed Miz out there

umpball

>>149684537
this is Mulligan Tony

>>149684537
literally means "pepper water"

umpbaby

Umpfaggotry in Milwaukee

I really fucking want Schneider to be a regular starter going down the stretch

Didn't matter much yesterday, but these fuckers in Milwaukee can't call balls and strikes to save their fucking life.

>>149684559
it's a fluke not an achievement
they talk about immaculate innings like they're no-hitters

>>149684506
Split pea, crab bisque, jambalaya

I think the judge in milawukee has been p good overall

Based Vladdy down the line. Using the whole field

>>149684576
>>149684572
>>149684571
>>149684564
>>149684561
He'll do the same for you in a minute and you'll be silent

>>149684573
He's going to be if he keeps this up

>>149684589
not the same when you can manage to lay off 100 mph ball that gets called fora strike anyway

>>149684583
Based Sheriff Cal holding it down

>>149684589
Blue, when Misiorowski pitches a strike, Mr. Freeman will let you know it.

Big inning

Fucking double factory right now

idk who the fuck this brewers pitcher is but he has the craziest pitches ive ever seen

Literally can't stop hitting

>>149684611
east coastie detected

Sox gettin beat down

>Altuve hit the ceiling
kek

>>149684506
Turkey Chili, French Onion, and Tomato Rice for me.

>>149684611
That was RA Dickey in 2012

Misiorowski is a twink

>>149684606
Beating up on a retard team :) Our Jays :)

I want to enjoy this Jays run more but after quitting weed mid-june the withdrawal headaches are starting

>>149684625
Dickey might have been the only pitcher who left Seattle and put up way better numbers elsewhere

Already the second broken bat in barely 2 innings and half

>>149684506
Turkey Chili
Jambalaya
Mushroom Barley

>>149684606
Apologize

>>149684611
His shit is electric but the delivery is scares me to death. Gigantic movement, don't know about how much his arm can take it

Ronny Mo!

>>149684611
>early deGrom
>early Sale
>early Strasbourg
that's 3 off the top of my head. plenty of guys have crazy arms that flash for a short period of time.

HOLY SHIT HE STRUCK OUT CUMFARTO

>>149684637
I always liked this image

MAURICIO

>>149684611
More proof Dodgerfans don't know shit about baseball.

10 K's in 4 innings

Dodgers are just getting chopped up by this kid

Immaculate innings: reddit
Scooter Gennett's home run cycle: /mlb/

10 Ks holy fuck this kid is unreal

mauriciohermanos and batybros we are so back

>>149684661
63 pitches so hopefully only a couple more innings. Kershaw has to be perfect.

>>149684637
for what?

lets go brandon

>>149684653
be nice anon hes only been watching baseball for about 10 months

>>149684630
That seems odd to be getting that weeks after you quit

Doyers, that was a ball no?

nu
>>149684662
>>149684662
>>149684662

Crazy strike call on that one

>>149684675
I know but apparently the symptoms can last for a couple months or more, I was smoking from a crushed ice bong daily for years. If it is withdrawal I can live with it, just hoping it's not something else.