Thread 149678436

Manda Edition

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>>149676469

LONG LIVE THE WTA

Will Shelt going through Sinner, Djokovic and Alcara be the greatest slam win of all time?

Amanda’s boobs

>>149678436 (OP)
if mandy wins she MUST get them out to celebrate!

FUCK AELTA

How many good matches has this year's fine edition of Wimbledon had so far? Like 3?

>>149678443
That's a quote stolen from Mussolini

Amanda’s arse

>>149678456
Yes but Europosters will shid and cope about it

>>149678453
That's ITF anon

>>149678453
That’s a fucking child you sick fuck.

Give me one good reason Anisimova isn't favourite to take the title? She's got this as long as she doesn't pull a Lisicki in the final.

>>149678456
il monstro

>>149678472
benitos in a box (in a box)

>>149678469
Um……………..

>>149678492
the tigress just beat former US open champ radacanu in straight sets are you not impressed bro

>>149678469
Emma v Sabs was a battle for the ages

>>149678469
1. Alcaraz vs. Fognini

[ HUGE POWER GAP ]

2. Rinderknech vs. Zverev
3. Cilic vs. Draper


That's it. I had to force myself to add two more. It's basically one good match.
Last year was so much better.

>>149678456
>Sinner pulls out in set 3 with a wrist injury
>Djokovic gets Ben'd over
>we get a shotmakers wet dream final

>>149678492
I also want ANUSimova to win

>>149678551
Is that nico rosberg?

>>149678551
Given Siegemund's inspiring display today it's probably safe to say she would have made at least semis in the men's draw. Just put her in the section of the draw without Sinner and very few could stop her intelligent shotmaking and acurate serves.

>>149678567
that's the famous slam champion Andy Murray

>>149678567
That's Barbara Rittner

>>149678582
what

>>149678582
kek
10/10 fan outfit

>>149678592
Conchita played in the legends tournament today and she supported her

this was a pathetic quarterfinals day.
>>149678530
>2. Rinderknech vs. Zverev
this was not a good game though.
>3. Cilic vs. Draper
ditto.

>>149678604
Conchita wurst xD

>>149678604
THE mixed invitation doubles?

>>149678617
2 was kinda shitty but had drama and upset. 3 was enjoyable. Cilic genuinely played well. Shame he couldn't reproduce that level against Cobolli.

>>149678436 (OP)
Good pic

I liked Fritz vs the Evil Servebots, ep. I & II

>>149678582
utterly cute + mega adorable

>>149678657
>>149678582
heckin big chungus and wholesome!!!!!

>>149678663
Fritz consistently taking out serve boats is his most redeemable characteristic.

How many slams for Fritz next year?

mimi > this valdmmova girl

>>149678530
>>149678617
Norry vs Jarry was pretty good and Monfils had 2 5 set thrillers

>>149678698
incorrect

drove into cleveland today and my car almost overheated but surely i'll make it to the tournament next month

>>149678530
Rublev vs Alcaraz was ok

>>149678725
Wanna hang out during the masters? Your the elinafag right
T. Jt

>>149678725
She always looks so awkward when she smiles

>for the next 10 to 15 years it's gonna be sinner or alcaraz winning every slam and olympics
This new era is just starting and I'm already bored

Where's the Sinner MRI results? Is he going to lose the arm?

>>149678762
The year is 2005

>for the next 10 to 15 years it's gonna be federer or nadal winning every slam and olympics
This new era is just starting and I'm already bored

>>149678741
cincinnati? no that's a bit far for me, like 6 hours. if I was closer I'd definitely pick that tournament over cleveland's. and yes i am

>>149678746
no she's cute

Why did Roger not watch today? He must not rate Norrie and Khachanov

>they're doing a mental health spot on ESPN
Take the Sinner route. He trained with F1 mental health coaches for a few months and now travels without one.

based swedebro calling out the nonces and pedophiles

>>149678551
can smell the stench from here

>>149678793
Yes, precisely

>>149678436 (OP)
a sport without stars

emma shined very brightly they gave her a horrible draw against the world number 1

they will pretend like we care about tennis and it wont be another 12 months until we watch again (her)

>>149678829
What the fuck is a mental health coach anyway? I wish I got paid insane sums to sit down with rich babby athletes to write down their dreams or some shit in my notebook. I'd nod along, put the pen to my mouth and pretend I'm coming up with some great advice when I tell them they need to have more belief in themselves and stop doubting everything.

>>149678684
this but unironically

>>149678725
who is this beautiful young woman

This is how Amanda rides me

Cute andreeva video where she looks back to the camera

>>149679003
wtf how's she making the racquet hover like that.

>>149678582
she's so cute lol, she said she was going to do it in her post match interview. surely the best player/coach dynamic in tennis.

>>149678582
>>149678657
I like the hat.

where's the six kings trailer. i want to laugh at the dumb costumes and effects

>>149679098
what did she mean by this

>>149679098
luv tennis. simple as.

>andreeva and bencic get cc tomorrow over igor and sinner
kek

>>149679285
>10 time finalist, 7 time winner over Closteboli boy
>cute and outrageously talented young player who the fans seem to love over autismo muh lego woman
rare based decision by the AELTC

>>149679428
the nike sweater was kind of acceptable on federer but no point in continuing with it

Unpopular opinion, but Mirra is kinda cute

not cool, but mirra plays first and vendy's match is third on court 5 after boys' matches
so there is a good chance to see them both

>>149679516
that there, is a cardigan

>>149679647
Not as cute as you

>>149679428
kek.

I remembered Mirra and Amanda don't like each other

>>149678851
>shined

>>149679792
Slavoids so catty

>>149679753
it's an important distinction, everyone wears sweaters but cardigans are for old or posh people

Kyrgios is so finished he's facing WTA players now

>>149679428

Grug is looking very handsome these days.

>>149679232
Kek

>>149679860
A sweater (jumper) doesn't usually button up either does it, or am I tripping.

>>149679920
You are not tripping, Serbian culture will catch up to these subtleties eventually.

>>149679435
Based ceoposter dusting off a klassik webm. Thx boo

wasn't there a cardigan trend in like 2008 or am I confusing it with those t-shirts with different coloured button up collars?

>>149679647
My fellow Morrowind enjoyer.

>>149679872
kek if he actually serves at full speed she'll be lucky to get one back in the court

>>149680127
addendum:
https://archive.thetab.com/uk/2017/03/16/the-style-disasters-you-experienced-as-a-teenage-guy-in-the-mid-2000s-35358

>>149679872

He was hitting with raducanu today, I think he's banging her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMTLfChPzMc
love nina persson

in his qf post-match interview for american tv fritz said he wanted win wimbledon to impress his son. so wholesome

>>149680296
Epic, any more gossip about who's banging her? This must be the 5th guy this month

>>149680390

Maybe she's a slut.

>>149679435
i can't remember the last time that happened with major quarterfinals especially with two top players. maybe the tournament knows something we don't regarding Sinner's injury and they expect a walkover?

why does /tennis/ hate mirra?

>>149680594
I'd hope so but it's probably sheer retardation. I mean they play both women matches at the same time as well so everyone is mad

>>149680698
Someone get this zigger bitch off the court!

>>149680361
Isn't he a deadbeat dad who sees his son twice a year

>>149680698
she's one of the most glazed wta players here

>>149680698
she brat

>>149680698
every cool and classy poster here loves her

>>149680698
We all love her.

QOS tattoo on ass?

>>149680698
her persona seems fake

TVR announced his retirement, RIP

>>149680850
kwab

>>149680850
Fs for a legend.

>>149680850
Whomst?

>>149680850
didn't he retire years ago? must suck to have had the chance to be a long term pro player and now have to wageslave

>>149680944
He's been trying to make a comeback for several years but was always injured. Called it quits because he realized it's not going to happen.

>Tournaments played in 2025
>See detailed tennis results of Lucia Cassidy
>Jul 07 W35 [Q] W35 Monastir, Monastir(TUN)
>Jun 30 W15 [Q] W15 Monastir, Monastir(TUN)
>Jun 23 W15 [Q] W15 Monastir, Monastir(TUN)

>>149678582
>>149678604
Mirra will be using the BIG strap on when she meets Conchita tonight. Many things will be taught.

>>149679049
its a glitch with the graphics, i recommend anon reloads the game or updates the drivers

>>149680978
did he say what he plans on doing now? iirc he has a kid on the way and sponsorship money dries out. i don't think dutch tv is going to hire someone who wasn't even in the top 100 as a commentator

>>149680698
Real reason...she grew up

>>149679003
Surprised none of you pervs shopped a puddle under her.

>>149680503
>Maybe
He doesn't know.

>>149681102
Don't think so. As far as I know he basically just said he's done with tennis because of his elbow and some generic stuff about being thankful for the fans and so on.

Can someone post the pic where in one Rybakina is losing and her sister is sad and other she's winning and her sister is celebrating?

Your 2025 Wimbledon doubles winners Kalinskaya - Cirstea

>>149681259
i know the pic in question, but don't remember saving it

>>149681998
perfect

Why are the matches played at the same time tomorrow, do they hate tennis-watchers?

Also, whatever happened to the /sp/ /tennis/ podcast "Love Fifteen", is it in pre-production still?

when will vendula grace the WTA main tour?? or is she a shitter that can only farm juniors??

>>149682360
Bit of ASMR.

>>149682422
We'll probably soon find out.

Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it!

>>149682360
she's so weird looking

For me it's tennis legend Novak Novakovic

>>149682494
>she's so weird looking
so is Anya Taylor-Joy but I'd smash the back out of it

>>149682494
It compliments her acting weird.

>>149682672
She peaked in The Witch, looks wise and acting ability.

>>149682755
Very good opinion

>>149682837
Kino.

>>149681000
super cute bewbies :3

>>149682316
We changed the name to the Ghanaian Vultures

THE genie bouchard playing tennis in newport

>>149683053
Thanks, going to watch a bit before bed

>>149683053
There used to be a pic of her basically bare asshole (it's brown) posted in these parts

can any moment this fortnight actually top this?

>>149682672
does anya taylor joy even have a back (ass)?

>>149682672
i was actually watching her in norfman yesterday

not bad

>>149682494
she look a bit like harry kane imo

>>149681033
reminds me of a girl i knew in university

>>149680698
i like her but it annoys me when she acts like a brat

>>149680343
she always looks kinda tall in general pictures you post but then when other people feature she looks tiny

>>149679872
lol didnt they do battle of sexes with serena and like no. 250 in world and she still couldnt beat him or summat?

>>149682755
For me it's running with the shotgun in Split

>>149681033
reminds me of ann

>Scheduling both men's matches half an hour apart at sleepytime
Wombledorks are an atrocity

>>149683233
But that's literally every time she's losing.

>>149683330
That fucking Wimbledon intern strikes again.

Can someone post the picture where Elena wins her 4th consecutive Wimbledon and her sister cheers?

so how crazy is it to bet 200€ on djoko
also it'd be a multi bet, alcaraz makes the finals and djoko wins the whole shit, it'd be +1200€

>>149683531
Not crazy if you can afford to lose it. You'll very likely lose the money but not insanely so for that potential return...

You should bet money on your least desired winner though, so winning money feels good even if your favorite guy loses.

>>149683560
yeah it's fine it's not a lot of money, and I want all 3 to win but I want alcaraz to win the most because he's spanish

bouchard sisters we are losing to a literal who

>>149683388
:skull:

>>149678464
big tits provide counterweight that increases the torque of a swing
unfair advantage over modest boobs and flatties
anybody over a B cup should have an asterisk by their name

>>149683255
they need handicap odds like different court sizes on each side to even make it relevant match, otherwise its a stomp

>>149681998
I love her so much bros, why did she have to lose

>>149680698
this place is full of salty hags

>>149683878
She was showing my penis length and got startled lel

Who can stop the 'raz?

>>149683034
I understood that reference

In 2014 I was banned from Wimbledon after they caught me showering with a 13-year old ball girl.

>>149683878
There is more joy in any minute of Mirra's life than Sara Errani has known in 38 years.

>>149684385
i tried to explain that she was my cousin but they wouldnt listen

>>149683177
No. Never happen. Hottest woman in tennis. I thank /sp/ for revealing that.

>>149683878
phwoar who diss voldemort lookin' mf in background

propa gross diss wun

Bros, I watched not a second of today's matches or this thread until now. Duty called. How was the day generally speaking

>>149684114
No one but Emma

>all these mirra posts
very cool!

fangirl mirra very cute

>>149684491
Answer me or be delegitimized

>>149684418
>>149684385
fuck off nonce

must be german or russuan ot aus poster on vpn

disgusting

>>149679209
>>149679232
kek

>>149684459
>>149684403

>>149684403
>>149684459
>>149684924
Come back when Andreeva has 8 slams won in doubles
>inb4 but doubles are irrelevant lol

Shelly will expose Sinnerlingz

Do i stick with Sinner or do I swap to Djoko after 30 min?

Idiot scheduling

korneeva later
should be winnable......
should.......................................

hard > clay > grass

>>149685936
I'm a carpet guy

>>149680164
Gentlemen prefer Orcs

>>149685130
sinner - shelton should be a better match

>>149686255
>Soulless Sinner VS Guy Who Wants To Fuck His Sister
I'll stick to /our/ GOAT Novak Djokovic.

corr

recommend intuitive tennis channel latest video if wna see some propa decent-arse kittingtonshire

some propa good wuns hairfta be said

Morgs deserves a slam. Hope fritz wins

wow

no idea
errani was no.5 and slam finalist in singles

>>149686467
yup

unfortunately he would need a miracle

$1 on korneeva. going bread deep.

>>149687273
For $1 igor lets people go knuckle deep to the prostate

>another heatwave imminent
britbros... I don't think I can go on...

All Britons out of Wimbledon singles. What did we learn?

>>149687557
>another heatwave imminent
If it happens every single year at around the same time, then it isn't a heatwave - it's just summer. Get air conditioning if you can afford it. I know people who can afford it but don't... for no other reason than "it's not what we do in this country". I think deep down, people here just enjoy complaining about the weather.

>>149687645
Brits would only use air con 2 weeks air year its not worth it.

Wifi keeps going off. Bros……. I think the heatwave is starting…..

I don't know if I will survive this heatwave. What can I stock up on?

>>149687666
Use Ethernet lad

>>149687666

Stop pretending that 25 degrees is hot, Satan

Sinner will bow out vs shelton. Elbow is a good excuse to forfeit an asterisk slam

Today Shelt and Cob go to war

>@wimbledon #love @rogerfederer @djokernole @janniksin @vendulavaldmannova_ @arynasabalenka @emma_navarro48
vendy is now a proper tennis legend according to fans

>>149687645
>think deep down, people here just enjoy complaining about the weather.
Yes

>>149687674
You still making meals for your dad?

>>149687645
25 degrees is summer, 32 degrees is a heatwave

>>149687645
his countrymen hate him for exposing them

>>149687686
Is she any good?

>>149687688
Sinner taking his first Wimby title here would be like date-raping a girl for your first time.

>>149687626
Emma and Sonay are the top 2, Katie B is a slam mental midget
Mika, Hannah and Mimi need more time

>>149687700
has a good chance to make it to the champions' ball this year (most likely through doubles with kris)

Was just thinking how awful Emma must've felt after that match vs Andreeva just now. I mean Roger was probably her idol growing up and she dreamed as a kid to meet her, nevermind him watching her play, that's the highest honor. And now she had a completely terrible and lifeless game right in front of him... Emma's the kind of person to hold her emotions in and always like to portray she's so cool and calm, but I bet she was absolutely devastated after the match and spent hours sobbing uncontrollably in the locker room ;_;

>>149687698
CUTE!

>>149678453
Me and the lads on the right.

Any here have wearable tech to track sleep, runs, hr?

>>149678453
is that... is that her... uhhhh... y'know...

If there’s an apple above
there’s a banana below

>>149687707
Does your family watch tennis with you?

All 6 remaining female players are Slavic women, while only 1 remaining male player is Slavic.

>>149687626
Emma Raducanu - showed she can return to top 10

Roddick is spot on here about Amanda
https://youtu.be/FmxNMVNHIP4?t=130

>>149687854
In Soviet Russia, women play tennis!!

>>149687783
I had a garmin
it was pretty fun
i gave it to my mother to encourage her weight loss journey
she's on mounjaro now
well she uses my dads leftover mounjaro (?)

What is with the abhorrent scheduling?

they did the same shit last year (except de minaur withdrew against djokovic djokovic is such a fucking DISGRACE)
one of the women will go long one will go short

>>149687557
i'm all sticky and sweaty already just by sitting in the shade doing nothing

>>149687849
Very very few people actually enjoy watching tennis regularly.

>>149687932
Yeh I mean they only have 4 main matches today 9as they only did yesterday) and they schedule them in pairs at the same time. they could have started at 12.00noon, with the 1st women's match, then the mens say at 14.00, then the women's at sya 17.00 and then the final men's match at 19.00. Keep the centre and no 1 court to seperate them of course but the TV audience would at least have the chance to watch all of them - even if they were to miss the start of a match if they ran long

i'm sorry but i'm just gonna say it
i don't care about the scheduling

How many Italians today?

Watched Sabalenka for the first time yesterday:
• Her service game was awful (only 2 aces in the match).
• She kept missing the easy shots, seemed extremely prone to unforced errors.
• She has the LOUDEST and most annoying screeching and shrieking of any tennis player that I’ve ever seen (with the expectation of her fellow Belarusian player ‘Azarenka’ who also used to do the same thing.)

Overall, I was completely underwhelmed by the so called number 1 ranked female player.
If that’s the best that the women’s game has to offer? then holy fuck they’re absolutely SHIT!

>>149688046
kek

noone cares since emma lost

>>149688046
She hits ball strong

>>149688046
>She has the LOUDEST and most annoying screeching and shrieking of any tennis player that I’ve ever seen
There should be a rule where if the women's screeching goes over a certain decibel level, the umpire should be allowed to moan like a whore after every serve too

feeling a cheeky first set win then complete collapse from cobolli

>>149688046
only way to combat it is for an opponent to make a noise that annoys her.

if not a grunt, something else like a sinister chuckle. force the issue, then when she complains, you complain about her grunting in response

Can he save tennis?

>>149687686
>>149687723
am i delusional? she doesn't seem very tall

>>149688321
just a few cm taller than paolini

>>149688321
Vendy is smol.

>>149688046
>>149688233

>>149688291
he looks like hes maybe too much of a brainlet to be intimidated by Faker? that's my cope

>>149688551
i think when she got to about 14yo and it became clear she wasn't going to grow past 5 foot she should have packed it in, she is comically smaller than these other players, like they are twice the size of her! she cannot compete!

>>149688723
Will be hard to get far in slams with women like Sabalenka prowling around. Paolini has got to a couple of finals I suppose, but still.

>iga on court 1
why

>>149688551
I really like big girl smol girl dynamic

>>149688555
Sharapova's banshee scream must top that.

they're - ahem, she's not that small

Both women's matches are first up because they play again tomorrow. Men play Friday.

>>149687273
Have you seen who she's likely to play in R2 assuming she wins?
ultra-bratfu Linda Klimovicova

Emma (Navarro) needs to get someone like Darren Cahill as a coach, someone with a proven track record of being good, not some bum whose been coaching college nobodies

i am fanatically gooning to swiatek and bencic rn so i hope they both win

is sinner the worst person in the world

>>149688898
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPmy4IDEYAI
kawaii

>>149688046
She was fucking dogshit. Literally couldn't handle mediocre slices and off pace balls targeting her forehand all match.

I wonder what it's like to be an attractive woman

QOS on ass?

Hey ive got a good business idea for grandslam tennis!

You know how we have two mens quarter finals today? Some of the most anticipated matches of the calender? And how there will be no mens tennis on tomorrow or notable games on today?

Yeah LETS PUT THOSE FUCKING MATCHES ON AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME SO ITS IMPOSSIBLE SEE BOTH LIVE

LETS DO THAT BECAUSE WE LIKE BEING STUPID FUCKING RETARDS

>>149688046
She’s a huge narcissist and that’s her only problem. She always thinks she’s some hot shit, whatever she does.

>>149688974
You tell me

>>149689067
*stupid fucking bastards

Now it’s perfect.

>>149689125
Not letting zoomers take the word retard from me, they already got me to stop saying faggot irl

>>149687925
>mounjaro now

I read that as manjaro (linux disto) was thinking why would she need Linux to lose weight lol

>>149689092
why would sinner do this?

>>149688888
This. Fucking cazzies. Sorry Wimbledon doesn’t gouge customers double over by having a night session.

Imagine a world where Wimbledon was competent. Now I have to watch DS9 again instead

>>149688974
Bibi exists

>>149689020
You're the most deranged /tennis/ poster

>>149689485
thats not nice

Hannah soon

We have to wait for some frumpy ladies to finish first...

>>149689594
grim

>>149689547
I much prefer the earlier rounds without commentary, they never have anything worthwhile to say about jrs so you just get your match ruined by some vacuous tart babbling nonsense

>>149688291
how is beating Djokovic on possibly his last year in tennis (cetainly as any force i nthe game at all) "saving tennis? Oh wait it's the record, the Fed 8 wins at Wimbledon. Do numbers really affect people that much? I mean from the players they are after records, but really do anons care that much about the numbers, about the stats? Do you really go over the stats for hours comparing that tennis player for m that tennis player trying to get to "that's my goat" scenario? lolz, oh wait it's /sp/ of course you do

>>149687982
This. I only watch extended highlights.

>>149688888
hence why they should have both finals on sunday now that the roof is there. You could argue when it wasn't that weather could have played a part - not now tho. Stupid la tradition an "women's final day", just get them on the same day and yes even alternate them yearly so one is up first and then the other the following year. Sure everyone wants to watch wheelchair finals, mixed doubles or doubles finals AFTER the singles finals.

>>149689654
How exactly do we measure greatness?

By the number of titles? The number of Grand Slams? Maybe. But not only. Because there are certain things that numbers can't convey. Numbers won't show that this man plays tennis more beautifully than anyone before. They won't show that this man is the all-time most revered athlete in the world for his grace and elegance on and off the court. The truth is, from here on out, whatever the scoreboard says his legend can only grow because in time Roger Federer's legacy will prove more perpetual than any number.

>>149689709
Hmmm, but I heard that Federer may well have a Snoopy Timex tattoo on his right thigh - what say you /tennis/?

what a show off

>>149689654
Yikes that's a cringe

HEATWAVE

Today is Panatta’s birthday. I think we should all pay him our respect.

F

>>149689753
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>149689753
that's nice summer weather. 35°C and up is heat

>>149689754
he's not dead
i think?

>>149689753
Can't they just close the roof and have the AC on? Grandpa wont survive the heat

Is Wimbledon the greatest grand slam?
For me? Yes since (in the U.K.) we get to watch EVERY match on the BBC, even the disabled wheelchair matches are available.
All of the other grandslams are on subscription channels. In my life I’ve never seen a single minute of the australian / french / or us open.
Wimbledon ONLY.

GAYTPlebs - how do we feel about this flashnalysis

>>149689749
I am sure you won't be pouring over the stats to try to quantify something tho. "Well as you can see here, hurr hurr this particular player is the goat because he has this record and these amount of wins during a full moon - he's my GOAT for sure"

>>149689796
F is for respect, no one said he’s dead

>>149689804
>BBC
>not subscription
lolz

>>149689709
His net worth is also double or triple that of Nadal and Djokovic.
The sponsors loved Federer, specifically luxury brands because of his squeaky clean persona.

*flops into your thread*
korneeva is live itf has the stream

>>149689813
Nigel this is just a bunch of Billionaires hitting a ball come on now

>>149689804
Very self-absorbed post. In Australia we get every AO match free (no licence) as well.

>>149689848
Nice lead for our girl :)

>>149678436 (OP)
We ready for the wimby bros??? I have my windbreaker on

>>149689848
looking good so far (and for klimovicova too)

>>149689805
Kinda correct but I believe in Ben’s ability to raise his level against top5 players, just like he did at the French Open with Carlos. So it should be an excellent and entertaining match regardless of the result.

(p.s. AI analysis is pure cringe and destructive of the human’s mind)

>>149689913
Sup Russia u ready bro

>>149688046
There was a game late in the third set where she clearly was fucked off and started slicing every single ball, it was fucking weird and she looked like a total amateur

I can't believe the world number one's only ability is HURR DURR HIT IT HARD and it actually works most of the time. She's like a female Rublev

You guys do understand that what mirra is doing is just all a big pr-stunt right?

>>149688723
How short is she? Looks similar to Emerson Jones to me.

>>149689890
The Aussie open is like the WBO belt in boxing. No one takes it seriously.
It’s pretty much just a pre-season warm up event before the actual season begins.

>>149689929
NEVER BEEN MORE READY WOOOOOOO

>>149689937
>I can't believe the world number one's only ability is HURR DURR HIT IT HARD and it actually works most of the time. She's like a female Rublev
Igor is even more like that

>>149689890
Well a lot were from rich or at least middle class families. But isn't it ironic that the so called working man's sport of association football (yes the Americans will say soccer so) is actually populated now by millionaires who drive around in Lambos and some even manage to stay on the road enough to gain more millions? Yes any shitty player is gaining thousands of monies a week whilst there are not that many professional players in tennis relatively and unless they are near the top they are getting nothing - not that they should anyway, just like those shitty footballers should not either.

>>149689921
It's not AI. The full comments incorporate too much detail and editorialize too much

>>149689921
Sup Italy u reddy

>>149689953
FFUCK YEAH LET'S GO
SINNER
I
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E
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I predict sinner to play his absolute best and go on to win the trophy comfortably, making dimitrovs injury that much more annoying

Soulless little evil ginger cunt

>>149689804
The French Open used to be on ITV for a while. Not anymore of course.

CAM ON HANNAH AND MINGGE

>>149690027
BBC used to show AO as well
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3354037/BBC-axe-coverage-Australian-Open-Beeb-bosses-try-cut-35m-sports-budget-Eurosport-claiming-exclusive-rights-Grand-Slam-tournament.html

Jannik Sinner walking out to ‘It’s a Sin’ by The Pet Shop Boys.
The lyrics are handcrafted for him. Mr Steroid CHEAT

>>149689753
Preferable to on and off rain I suppose.

>>149690068
When Emma reached the USO final, Channel 4 bought the rights to show the final. Thank fuck she won.

>>149689948
All slams are taken seriously these days. If you were to argue a slam isn't taken seriously by some players, it'd be Wimbledon due to surface. And I say that as someone who rates grass > hard > clay.

Nina Simone is a really great singer isn't she

There’s a noticeable and massive increase in the number of Jeet spectators at this years tournament.
Seriously EVERY crowd shot is full of dot heads. Might as well just change the name to the Bombay open at this point…

princess xu marches on

>>149690136
Is that the worst Spider-Man on the right?

>>149690166
Tobey Maguire is surely the worst

>>149690165
>Kokkinis

>>149690136
They're mostly cute and wealthy jeetas though so I don't mind

>>149690207
Very funny.

>>149690165
>play women's draw
>also play loli draw
how is this fair?

>>149690136
It's crazy how pajeets have managed to ruin the entire world in less than 10 years

>>149690074
Imagine being a dude at a Grand Slam and going all the way and winning - without meeting Sinner, Alcaraz, Djokovic, Fritz, Musetti, Shelton, De Minaur, Rublev, Bublik, Hurkacz.

I can't possibly fathom going to a big tournament and sitting down to watch doubles. Who are these people who actually do this? A good portion of them might just be waiting for the real matches but there's people there even when no real matches are left for the day.

TVR is retiring at 28 but little shits like Shelton are moving on. How is the universe fair?

Combined record vs. the Big 4:

Henman — 7-13 (.350)
Nalbandian — 13-25 (.342)
Hewitt — 14-32 (.304)
Safin — 5-12 (.294)
Davydenko — 14-36 (.280)
Del Potro — 20-52 (.278)
Roddick — 14-40 (.259)
Tsonga — 18-53 (.254)
Wawrinka — 22-76 (.224)
Berdych — 19-76 (.200)
Ferrer — 17-73 (.189)
Raonic — 9-39 (.188)
Verdasco — 11-48 (.186)
Soderling — 6-31 (.162)
Nishikori — 9-47 (.161)
Monfils — 8-47 (.145)
Isner — 5-32 (.135)
Gasquet — 7-59 (.106)
Lopez — 5-43 (.104)

Fine I'll watch womeme but I wont enjoy it

>headphones on

very disrespectful

>>149690226
iva played both the loli and the hag draws last uso
and jonesy at the ao too

>>149690342
Sex

little preparation for the Igor match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YfSUP2j6Ic&ab_channel=Sabinelisickifansss

>>149689753
Thank goodness I live on the coast, it's always a bit cooler.

>>149690165
Mimi pov

>>149690381
SOVL

>>149687674
It was a fall not a torsion injury he'll be fine he is Aryan

>>149690310
>big 4

>>149687686
Jesus

>>149687698
>looks around for the cameras
FAKE

>>149690226
they're two separate tournaments, how is it unfair?

>>149690454
Juniors is supposed to be for young amateurs who aren’t old or good enough yet for the main draw

>>149690165
Kokkinakis nooooooo

Iga nips

Should I work on my script or watch the tennis?

That's a lot of empty seats

>I almost felt the winner of Raducanu-Sabalenka could be the winner of the title because the quality of the tennis was some of the best we have seen in the women's tournament.
Hmm, so the fact that Sabs almost lost against a ranked 107 and was broken numerous times and is playing shit means she or Raducanu were possibly THE players to win the title? Sure iI suppose WTA is complete garbage and it is Wimbledon - the WTA tournament for shitters. But to say the quality of tennis ws high -was it really?

>>149690495
Technically Mimi isn't good enough for the main draw either considering she got in with a wildcard.

>>149690529
>Emma actually won Wimbledon

>>149690511
Love some Trigun.

>>149690529
siegemund, a 37 year old doubles shitter, has done 2 things this tournament emma has never done: make the qf at wimbledon and win a set vs sabalenka

Iga has the hottest returning stance ever, I'm literally turning grugmode everytime I see her phat ass pushed out like that

so with the underwear colors now being allowed, you can tell when players are on their periods, is that so?

>>149690587
I don't think so, they just don't want to do an Eala

black underpants just aren't it man

in the entire white underpants era, there was never a single recorded instance of a woman tennis player having period blood stains visible on her white tennis underpants. It's woke gone mad I tell you

>>149690547
If Alcaraz wins Wimbledon
>hey at Grok, did Emma Raducanu win the 2025 title
>Grok, yes by all measures Emma Raducanu did win the Wimbledon singles title of 2025. Not only did Sabalenka win the title which means Emma actually won instead, Alcaraz of whom Emma has mentored over the last year also won. She is in fact a double winner of the 2025 single titles at Wimbledon. Also did you know the Hitler was the GOAT and a very good tennis player himself?
>WTF Grok
>Grok: FU fag

>>149690587
could also just be concealing bush

>>149690587
I think they just prefer not to wear white regardless.

>>149690513
I'm gonna be watching tennis while working in the office, so if I can do that, you can work a script

>>149690558
What I find funny is Emma is now British number 3 behind Boulter who got knocked out in the 1st round and that midget man looking turk. Closing in on the top 10?

Iga Swiatek shares a photo of her favorite meal, pasta and strawberries.

>>149690603
ChatGpt would never

>>149690587
When bending over there's less chance of showing the outline of your vagene if you're wearing a dark colour too.

>both players having negative tits
What's the point?

>>149690602
I'll let you in on some information, anon. It's not the period blood they want to hide. It's the piss stains. Women leak piss and 'other' vaginal fluids all the time, it's why they have to change underwear every day and sometimes multiple times a day.

What people think the Wimbledon final will be: Sabalenka vs. Swiatek

What the Wimbledon final will actually be: Anisimova vs. Andreeva

>>149690638
autism intensifies

They'd often wear literal knickers back in the day. Do you really want that to return?

cam on korneeva make daddy some money

>>149690646
but I thought that was the entire point of women tennis...

>>149690659
Mirra has not faced anyone remotely good on grass, Iga is leagues above her if you've actually watched any of their matches

>>149690529
This is pretty much state propaganda at this point designed for patriotic normies who have already tuned out of Wimbledon and won't think about tennis for another year, by which time the British establishment prays that Emma finally gets her shit together and wins a set against a top 5 player

are we ready mirra bros?

Come on Samsonova :3

>>149690495
The only entry criteria for juniors are age and ranking, nothing unfair about it at all. I mean personally I was surprised she entered the juniors this year and I wouldn't be shocked if she wasn't 'encouraged' to do so by the LTA in the hope of getting a British winner to crow about but there's still nothing 'unfair' about it.

Also Hannah :)

>>149690558
Sounds like she can break into the top 10.

Hannah has a lot of power, she should used that more and whack it.

Hannah :)

korneeva :)

I thought Wimbly was pretty strict on jewelry, why does Samsonova have those shitty long earrings in? It's a disgrace

Has anyone else noticed how thin and kissable Iga's neck is?

>>149690675
Sometimes it can be fun.

SINNER WILL MURDER SHELTON THEN MURDER ALCARAZ LET'S FUCKING GO NIGGER SLUT SHIT BITCH KILL U BITCH

>>149690682
Oh don't worry they had one for Draper as well. Sure he was the 4th seed , but to say he had a terrible draw because he had to play Cilic who must be thinking about his pension and what to buy his grandkids soon for Xmas and their birthdays?

>>149690710
only thing i notice is every single players glue bottle is always empty

Alina :)

ATTENTION!

ALINA KORNEEVA :) HAS WON A TENNIS MATCH

as you were

Alina :)
First win of 2025!

>>149690714
I'll give it two games before Sinner starts shanking forehands and holding his elbow

>>149690700
her forehand is a fucking bomb

>>149690712
yes sir!

faith in are girl paid off

>>149690723
I just had to hit F5

>>149690680
>Iga is leagues above her
0 titles in 13 months. She's not leagues above anyone.

We hate sinner right?

>>149690638
it probably doesnt taste that bad but looks disgusting and has no protein at all. however, for athletes, the pure sugar is probably fine

>one of the best players on grass
what exactly is Boulters record at Wimbledon exactly?

>>149690720
Cilic just plays very differently from most younger players. It will unsettle players the first time they face him.

>>149690776
Dunno why they would choose the metaphor "slipped on a banana skin" when it is well established that tennis players eat bananas during breaks so there are going to be actual banana skins in the vicinity. Anyone skimming this garbage article (me) could easily interpret this as her literally slipping on a banana skin.

>>149690776
a two time third round extraordinaire

>>149690712
Is this shartapova

>>149690763
No only reddit does.

>>149690770
God I hate Iga can't wait to see that bitch cry when she loses.

Just turned on the TV excited to watch J-Sin and then remembered some femoids are playing first.

I hate Igor

>>149690720
Fucking hell, what total revisionism. He played a clayrat and an old man

>>149690763
/Sp/ is a sinner board

>>149690763
no m8

Anyone that actually watches jr girls tennis should be gassed

Hopp Belinda! Show it to that ugly terrorist eurasian creature

>>149690754
She's looking pretty good right now. I've watched a couple of Mirra matches this wimby and Iga seems to me to be better right now

mirra's tits got too big

>does nothing all year
>wins wimbledon
Is Igor the new Novak?

>>149690813
Rude

>>149690776
That is more egregious than the Emma one.

>calling Solana Sierra a banana skin like she's some dangerous opponent
>Boulter one of the best players in the world on grass
>improved mentally despite flat out giving up against a LL in her home tournament

>>149690843
This is shopped

>>149690776
>So much of it comes to luck of the draw
Exactly, how could a supposed grass experts possibly be expected to make it past the Solana Sierra?

>>149690842
Novak never got busted for doping (yet)

>>149690863
can't really see him popping now, after such a long career

if they were gonna catch him they'd have done so by now

>>149690859
clearly it was too much of a mountain to climb for "one for the best players in the world of grass"

>>149690776
british rose tbf

>>149690863
He's protected

>>149690763
I'm ambivalent towards him.

>>149690763
no but we haven't discussed whether this tournament would carry an asterisk were Sinner to win.

>>149690842
But what if it is an SS final (Grok your view on this)? Sabs losing a third final in a row (maybe playing shit again as she has all tournament) or Swiatek losing? Either way tears will flow for the loser.

Jannik has JUST written all over him

At least we'll get to the men faster

>>149690638
huh, looks like it's farmers cheese and sour cream with it. much better than kraft mac and cheese

>>149690638
disgusting

>>149690638
>>149690979
It doesn't look bad to me but I love sour cream as much as any slav so I suppose I'm biased

>>149690842
Would be funny if Iga did win it kek.
>>149690953
I'm not convinced Saba can get past Amanda desu

>set is over
>the loser goes for a massive shit

bros I've been having serious anxiety for the past 2 days. I wake up in the middle of the night and a fucking anxiety attack. I'm so finished...

>>149690310
cringe stats

This Samsung cunt is trash holy shit

>>149690529
topkek

>>149691005
blueberry and cheese pierogi with sour cream is delicious, so it seems like this is just another form of that, with a different berry. I want to try this now

>>149691007
You would have to think Sabs tactic of playing shit but still winning will be her undoing. However it may need a final to do it, but yes Amanda could well beat her

>>149691033
shes 18 u sick little creep

Iga for the Wimbledon title!

>>149690712
Holy fuck is that real or edited?

>>149690663
Who??

>>149691039
Sunbathe during the day. Also talk radio helps me stay asleep at night. Never wake up early when the radio is on

>>149691039
Do you sleep enough tío? That's my problem with anxiety

>>149691056
That sounds really fucking good too

>>149691083
>>149690843
what happened to her?

If you dont support belinda you are antisemitic.

>>149691103
Groomed by her physio

>>149691085
>Who??
Martina Hingis I believe.

I've been thinking about trying to get back on some sort of anxiety meds, it's incredibly mild I don't have attacks or anything but I'm just a much more gregarious and effervescent person when I'm alone and shut down to like 10% of that with other people so maybe let's try to fix that.

>>149691109
Belinda Bencuck?

>>149691109
LET'S GO MIRRA

>>149691096
>>149691095
my problems with anxiety come from another source. It comes from time to time, every 6 months or so I have these panic attacks, I know why but I can't deal with them. Also I've been depressed for ever since I turned 20 and I'm 30 now. A decade of fucking mental misery and I can't fix it. blogpost over I guess thanks for reading

>>149691109
She beat Emma that one time, so I cannot.

>>149691117
Wtf lol? Why are there so many explicit photos of her ass?

>>149691126
Listen to your gut don't try to be what you see around you

>>149691148
She was a bit of a slut

25 bings to sinners or is it ticks

I can't take it anymore, night lads
Expecting BIG things from the Eyetalismans

>>149691160
Night falls in Australia now??

>>149691151
I like being the first guy, that is the real me and I would like to not retreat into a shell around other people (cute girls)

>>149691148
It was the style at the time.

Polan stronk kurwa

>>149691148
>>149691156
>>149691181
Found the answer

>>149691177
I'm assuming it happens from lack of experience, and shame. Pills could always help but they won't fix it.
Also admit to yourself when a girl isn't into you. A lot of the times it's the cope that turns you into a nervous wreck.

It’s all Igor :(

bagel incoming

>>149691203
What flavour of autism does Iga have?

>>149691190
This ass was considered bad?

>>149691190
that match against Kremer is available tho, it's on YT

>>149691227
Why is she wearing a tag on her leg? What did Iga do, what was her crime?

>>149691237
Yeah and it's not the same skirt so is this post a lie?

>>149691148
They dont make them like that anymore...

>player is requesting a replay
Why do they indulge this shit?

>>149691255
>changeover milk break

LETS FUCKIN GO 10 TICK TO SINNER KILLING SHELTON

>>149689092
steroids prevent peck injuries mostly.

>>149691203
it'll be OK Iga!

>>149691292
Epic.