Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 5 (ITT)
Caen - Caen
33km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist
GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-4-gc
Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-5/live/startorder
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-5/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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>>149665664
>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Pรฉrigord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clร ssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Fรฉminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Pรฉrigord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
>Velodrama league code:
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Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 4
Castello Tesino - Pianezze (Valdobbiadene)
142km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-3-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-4/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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2022 fully fit Jonas destroyed Pog in week 3
2023 fully fit Jonas destroyed Pog in week 3
2024 Jonas was injured
2025 Jonas is fully fit...
just stating the straight FACTS. get on the week 3 bandwagon
>>149678711Jonas had a major crash this year in Paris Nice. Prepare to hear this fact a lot come the mountain stages.
What are you doing until the TT? Any good documentaries to watch?
>>149678729Well Pogi had a tough spring and now has to do the time trial with suboptimal equipment.
I'd say if he loses less than a minute to the Dane that is a moral victory for Pogi.
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>>149678711Counterpoint: Bald fraud.
>>149678711>2022 fully fit Jonas destroyed Pog in week 3Granon was week 2 and the first mountain stage. In fact Jonas was consistently just better than Pogacar during this whole Tour
>>149678729>major crashfinished the stage and barely lost and time. don't fall for the Jumbo tricks
>>149678806I considered that but Jonas also said he did his best numbers last year. So while Pog has improved with a new coach, Jonas has also improved with [REDACTED]
2024 fish >> 2023 fish through the first 15 stages.
>>149678680They carefully selected only ASO races when they made this picture
>>149678791the netflix one on the cold war is really good
>>149678680>only 58 pogchamps not 100literally one job ASO
don't know much about mountain biking but this popped up in my feed and was pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmCdPQ2Xqhk&ab_channel=KilianBron
>>149678711I hope vingegaard loses
>>149679053I just hope everyone has fun :)
>>149679053don't be sad memco
>>149679250The 100th in the rainbow bands in front of his two biggest rivals
Eintausendjรคhriges Pogireich
>>149679294canโt get any better
>>149679250Pog is pretty ripped for a GC guy
>Tour nearby
>Have to work
>>149679395good
you are a anime avatar posting faggot and you deserve nothing good in life
>>149679250there is no text in the picture and their mouths are still
what are they saying?
>>149679385What do you mean Pog is a classics rider.
>>149679053no need to be mad at us because Remco is bad
>i got my shit together and closed the gap
oh no Jonas is unstoppable he has found out to just push pedals harder
>daddy? why can't you beat pog at least once? why are you literally always weaker?
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free money
>>149676576The way photo finishes are done is strip photography. Essentially the camera is taking 1 px wide images of the finish line constantly and then parses that into one photograph. And the produced image shows everything how it was just as it passed the finish line. This is also why fast moving things, like spokes, will look distorted in these photos. The other end of the spoke has time to move to different position than it was when the first end of the spoke crossed the line. It's also why the background stays the same, the background is how the finish line looks, it's also why there's a white finish line on all races, it makes the images easier to read when there is a white background.
>>149679828the kid must see him more as an older sibling, right
>>149678942love watching these
>>149679983tl;dr The x-axis is time and the image shows everything exactly how it was when it passed the finish line.
Why doesn't Rog just lose time and go for stages? I doubt he nor Bora care about a top 10 GC finish. Him and Lipo can easily win a few stages in the 2nd and 3rd week
I think this is the part when another one of us reply with 'Rude' too'
>>149679395Just call in sick.
>>149680441But he's losing time, bert, please pay attention
Why are bertowski's numbers always a bit wrong for the velodrama points? What do we pay him for? The higher-ups need to take a stand for once, he's ruining our image
>>149678674 (OP)Stage of the french Caen Caen
https://www.tglyn.ch/blog/amstel_gold/
>>149680603Camera wasn't set up correctly though
>>149679994Macron tier photo
forgot the fucking image fuck sake
>>149680757is that your fursona?
>>149680902I'd squeak that
What happened to puncheurs? How come a cyclo-cross rider and the two GC favorites are uncontested on the pinch finishes.
>>149680776Warum muss der Herr schon wieder Scheiรe auf uns regnen lassen?
>>149680647The camera is always set up correctly, most rules state that the point at which the camera is pointing to is the finish line. It's the marker on the ground that's incorrectly set.
Who needs motors, when you can just pedal faster than them?
>>149681300>when you pedal so fast the motor slows you down
>>149679994What's wrong with his forehead
>>149681062Because the cyclocross rider and the two GC favourites are the three best puncheurs in the world
>"It was a tough start to this tour for me. I suffer a lot on these days to get through. Of course I always want to win, but in this case I don't care about the time gaps. I give everything day after day and we'll see what comes out in the end," Roglic told radsport-news.com at the finish.
>He did not mention the main reason why he could not keep up. His sporting director Rolf Aldag took care of that in an interview with Jens Voigt on the Eurosport microphone. โWe got through reasonably well, but not with the result we had hoped for,โ admitted the former pro, before explaining: "Primoz' bike was involved in the crash with team-mate Mick van Dijke. From then on, the derailleur stopped working. That's why he had to ride the rest of the stage on the big chainring. The steep climb on the big chainring is more like torque training. He saved himself quite well. But it wasn't ideal."
>>149681403indent from hlmet
Kwabio was at Avondetappe yesterday, said he was back up with the volume to what he usually did. He can start doing sprint training again in a couple weeks.
Time to see if the iliac artery stuff was just copium
>>149679395>french>working
>>149681403Cloning tank accident
We had to rank breakfast cereals today in the office as part of a fun practice activity and the entire office boo'd me when I said oatmeal was the best
>>149681403Thats actually a shop. Does anyone have the picture outside the hospital that shows his true forhead?
>>149681892>We had to rank breakfast cereals today in the office as part of a fun practice activitygrim
>>149681892God this is such a boomer infested general. Zoomchads know it's split between golden nuggets and krave. Christ you may as well have said "I usually skip breakfast because I'm watching my cholesterol" YAWN
>>149681892doubt there's an american alive who knows how to make a good bowl of porridge.
I could convert all these heathens
>>149681892>We had to rank breakfast cereals today in the office as part of a fun practice activity i would have just left
fucking clown stuff
>>149682004do you eat it clean and pure or with toppings
>>149682004My mom makes godly porridge, I'm not as good as her but I try
>>149682004I can't make good oatmeal from American oats for some reason. I don't know what it is. Whatever brand of oats I try in the US they just don't come out right. When I can do a fine oatmeal with whatever oats I find here.
>>149681892>fun practice activityhereโs your corpo slop
>>149682060soak oats over night in milk
cook slowly
mix honey while cooking
add whatever the fuck you want. for me, banana and cinnamon
My great grandmother used to make porridge but with no milk. Watery oats. She was a legit irish peasant though. Saying that she grew up on a farm with cows. Surely you'd get a singular dairy cow for yourself.
>>149682111>mix honey while cookingi need to try this
>>149682120porridge made with water is lame
I eat my porridge with cinnamon sugar on top and a splash of whole milk.
I make porridge with Rye Bread and Beer, serve it with fruit and cream
i think jonas is going to lose big in the mountains with almeida marking him everyday
>>149682169I never finished it, they were extremely poor. I remember visiting. She's always smoke a lot and spend the time in the kitchen cooking for us with whatever she had. The peasant is crazy in their lifestyle. My dad's got the peasant mentality too. Very simple basic living to meet needs.
He gasped when I suggested he buys a replacement fridge with ice dispenser. Seethed why I bought air con. Peasants want to suffer I believe.
>>149682274>porridge with Rye Bread and Beerรllebrรธd!
>>149682319You know it guttermand
>>149682274>I make porridge with Rye Bread and Beerso รธllebrรธd traitor dane?
>>149682330you should try and add white chocolate and vanilla icecream
it becomes god tier dessert
>>149682373>Dessert for breakfastYou and I are in the wrong countries, we should switch
>>149682411no no no no
make the รllebrรธd with white chocolate and icecream and SERVE it as a dessert
also รllebrรธd with coconut icecream is so fucking good
>>149682453Axelgod is doubting Jonas at his own cost
>>149682490keep reading
he is still doubting him and says that Pogi is still the clear favorite
So Axelgod is just closing his eyes to the dauphine TT?
>>149682623to be fair that route was much better for Jonas and tomorrow is a pure watts on flat/rolling terrain which is pogi terrain because of his higher peak watts
>>149682490>pogi beats jonas every single time but surely this time will be different
>>149681892This is the grimmest thing i've ever heard.
I never participated in anything these marketing and HR fucks organized. They can put their teambuilding and bday drinks in their ass, im just there to make money and go home. I even ate in my car to avoid all the fake fucks making smalltalk in the breakrooms.
Maybe I'm just not obedient enough, only lasted a year. I'm just neeting and farming now.
ps. based oatmeal lover, they're just addicted to goyslop and act like it's cool to collectively cope with their addiction
>>149682683Pogi has pretty shit aero position though which is more important on flats
>>149682739i dont know how many job interviews i have just left because they started the "we are a family" talk
fuck you im here to make money not get a 2nd family
its so cringe and i hate it
>I even ate in my car to avoid all the fake fucks making smalltalk in the breakrooms
I think it's nice when the people you spend 8 hours a day with are friendly and attentive
>>149682790Only later I realized that for many people their job is literally their identiy. It makes sense for them to threat it as a family when it's their work is their sole purpose on life.
A redneck family though cuz they'll stab eachother in the back for every little bit of prestige
>>149682819being friendly, yes
being friends, no
>>149682819I like to stay formal really hate listening to co worker life bullshit itโs not even a two way conversation street they just want to offload their bagage really.
>>149682839>their job is literally their identiywas me before covid
during covid and lockdowns i realised how fucking stupid and irrelevant jobs are besides as a source of income if you work at some office or something the like and how much time it takes away from thing you actually wanna do and that companies will tell you that you are a part of some grand family only to fire you when you inconvenient
now i clock in 1 second before i have to show up for work and leave always a minimum 15 minutes before im off
>>149682941>that picoldskul k moj deda, kurac dolg tok k gun od tackleberryja
>>149682941Good, now take the 2nd redpill. You're perfectly fine working parttime. Or not at all if you can get giv gibs. The more money you have the higher your living standard but you can get by with a lot less than you think.
Free time is worth much more than any materialistic good. Go walk in nature, do some farming, keep some animals, learn to cook, bake, fix stuff in your house. The fullfillment you'll get is 100x what you could ever get from a job or "things".
>>149683169i work 37 hours a week and not a damn second more unless i get paid double
i still like my apartment and i like good food and good wine
i also like going traveling on vacations, its not cheap living but sure my mentality around work has changed alot
>>149683200I sit in an office and read books and play card games because my president nuked the public sector for some reason
>>149683169Absolutely based take. Some people may have 2k spare every month who I speak to, but is that worth the 40hr sacrifice? For some yes because they have social jobs that are basically adult nursery. Most hate their job.
A thing I notice is that normies will scoff that you don't work yet they'll also boast and discuss how little work they did that day. Real social engineering. Not like vast majority of jobs do anything anyway. We could all just be neet. But most aren't built for neet. They need to be told what to do and ordered around in a crowded environment.
>>149682941they dont even sell choco tacos anymore
A lawyer/doctor/teacher stabbed a police officier at the end in Rouen, and then got shoot down by the police (not deadly). Pic related
>>149683265Cool, one less oinker
>>149683296The police officier was not wounded cause the stab couldn't surpass his chest protection
Stabbing a stab vest is truly girmay behaviour
>>149683320Ah, in that case never mind
>>149683265why is it always the same people
its so fucking tiresome
>>149682453Is he not aware that the Colnago is a dog?
>>149683358That's how they are
Another EXPLOSIVE day of GC action from the BIG QUATRE (Pogi, MVDP, Joao, and Remco) and time for another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!
We are spending the Grand Depart in the Hauts-de-France and remain in Champagne for /WTW/. Yesterday's wine was an exemplar of the great Maisons of Champagne, but today we are on a different tack with "grower" Champagne. The vast majority of grapes in Champagne are grown by family farmers and then sold to the large Maisons (Moet et Chandon, Veuve Clicquot, Bollinger, Krug, etc) for vinification. In contrast, grower Champagnes are both grown and vinified by individual vignerons. These are often single vintage, sometimes even single vineyard. This is an expanding segment, but still makes up less than 5% of exported Champagne.
Jean Velut 'Premier Temps' Brut Champagne ($45)
The contrast between this and Krug couldn't be funnier. The label looks like it was printed at Kinkos. This is 100% Chardonnay, disgorged in 2024 after 3.5 years on the lees (in contrast, yesterday's Krug spent 7 years on the lees). Dosage is 7 g/l.
The nose is bready, more crusty baguette than brioche, followed by yellow apple and marzipan. This has an oxidative quality that I enjoy in many Champagnes -- it brings nuttiness and complexity to an otherwise very austere profile. The palate is zippy, with tongue-tingling acidity, bruised yellow apple, minimal citrus, and lingering almond finish.
This is really good stuff, moderate complexity. Not profound like the Krug, but finer than the Anima Mundi Cami dels Xops from Volta a Catalunya which was made with Methode Ancestrale (please refer to previous editions of /wtw/ for more information).
Braindead kraut cunt haha
>>149683865It's a damn fine post
>>149683865>Our chancesIs he supporting Ineos like its a football team? Pretty weird.
Is ineos even at this tour? I swear I haven't seen a single rider do anything so far. I vaguely remember g Thomas crashing but that might have been a different race
>>149684202I mean we'll see. I have a suspicion Rodriguez and Arensman will lose massive time and go stage hunting in third week.
Realistically Ganna was perhaps their best chance at a stage victory with a long, pancake flat TT tomorrow
>>149684395>I have a suspicion Rodriguez and Arensman will lose massive timeArse Man is already at 17'08". Carlito will lose more time on the TT. It was over before it even began
>>149684431>+17:08 after two sprint stages and two puncheur stages
>>149681892kindergarten job
>>149680647>>149680603those bent ass spokes mean they're using rolling shutter camera
the fucking top of the frame is read into memory first and then it scans down like those tiktoks
fuckin uci scam photo finishes buy a global shutter camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=395LNZyPBfg
the comments are fucking brutal with bora lmao
Finally Slovene RAI justifies the money it receives. At the bottom of this article are links to their articles about every of the Pogacar's 100 victories.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/slavje-slovenskega-najstnika-na-najvisji-tocki-algarveja/751166
watts2win posted a watt analysis for Rampe Saint-Hilaire: 9.85w/kg for 1m58s, and you can see the relative blow up at the end.
>>149682299>Seethed why I bought air con.because he has to pay for the electricity kek
Work can be fulfilling though. Setting your mind on something, understanding all the component and how to solve potential problems is actually nice. I guess you need a nice job, but surely you autist can find something that suit you
ok but what does trine thinks about the current state of /cyc/??
>>149687394She's probably with the independentist on endchan
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Tour of Austria (2.1)
Stage 1
Steyr - Steyr
167.8km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/startlist
Roadbook:
https://tourofaustria.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/TOA_Roadbook_2025.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/stage-1/live
https://livetiming.at/live.php?V_ID=250709
Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/live/hrZ86z7JsWQ
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Pogi's attack on Saint-Hilaire lasted 40s lol. 40s sprinting out of the saddle
Whatโs the wind like today
>>149687255My job is fulfilling, itโs just very client based and you always remember the bad ones.
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>>149687734>ร portรฉe de mainThey're talking about Vingo? He's taking it today
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>>149687784>tfw don't have to wear this ugly kit the next stage
>>149687571Great stage, Tour would never
Fourth year in a row that Vingegaard holds the wheel of Pogacar on punchy climbs in the Tour but people still act surprised
https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/red-bull-blame-derailleur-issue-for-roglic-losses-on-tour-de-france-stage-4/
I-It was a mechanical issue, h-he is not washed.
>>149687893He's simply a very good all-around rider, especially in the past 2-3 years. If the Tour was all hilly/medium mountain stages, he'd still be the best by far apart from Pogacar. Which raises a question:
WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE RIDE LBL AND LOMBARDIA???
I hate Plugge so much, it's unbelievable.
>>149687893thats because the rest of the year no one else can
https://x.com/MRasmussen1974/status/1942822779780227332
>>149688002I don't get the reasoning behind it. did they ever explain it?
good answer. fuck the dots we're going for yellow
>>149688002wife/agent/manager/handler won't allow it
>>149688002Troona won't let him, he needs to be at home doing home decoration
>>149688058this is just pure disrespect
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nap time
Vayer officially supports Remco
>>149688093Schizos will follow other schizos
>>149688058Foss ultras will not stand for this disrespect
>>149688058it's gonna be rogliฤ tho
>>149688120was finishing 9th in the dauphine an insignificant result..
>>149688020He chuted like 3 times + one bike change in that TT
>>149683865/mug/ bros I cannot believe it. Even in the off-season we stay FEASTING
Reminder that Caen is pronounced [kษฬ]
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>>149688175>kษฬ - kษฬ
>>149688020>polka jersey worried.jpeg
Today is the flattest 15km+ ITT in the Tour since 2012. They really do few of those nowadays
daily reminder remco unironically converted to islamism as white man in europe
>>149688449for a coalburner no less
>>149688449Converting for your wife is the ultimate cuck move
>sure I'll believe in your imaginary friend if you let me fuck you once a week
I love France so much bros its unreal
>>149688093Now that he is muslim he is Vayer boy
>>149688561This, typical melanchon fan it behavior
>>149688593Oui, it was still nicely warm at the start of November
I suffer in Norf England
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we live in Austria
Horner sponsored by Mossad
>>149688681not me i live in denmark
Shall be focusing all my (limited) energy to send negativity to Evenepoel today. Can't stand the little snidy manlet.
>>149688734be nice i got a question tho they doing la vuelta a austria when la vuelta a francia is on if you doing austria its cuz your not good enough make it to francia right?
>>149688777Tour of Austria is 2.1 category, basically a mickey mouse race
>>149688798sub 17 vs wc i see
I will not watch one second of the Tour d'Austria
>>149688777>>149688824your fellow sudacas Isaac will most likely win it
Take a look at the team ranking please and appreciate the total squeaker domination
>waiting until 4pm for some action
>>149688899Wait I have been lied on by lรฉquipe
>>149688918>I have been lied on by lรฉquipemany such cases
>>149688002>He's simply a very good all-around riderHe simply isn't though. He's a terrific GC rider, but that's it. Of his 38 victories, only ONE is a one day race, all the others stages and GC's. As for Liege and Lombardia, most likely he can't handle the length, his poor results in these races speak for themselves.
>>149688971He's an elite one day racer who doesn't do one day races
>>149688968what
how is it rude?
>>149688986only hope for Jonas to take one day racing serious is if he has a season where does NOT do TDF
>During the night from Saturday to Sunday, the Cofidis team fell victim to a burglary. The door of the workshop truck was forced open, and eleven LOOK Cycle bikes were stolen despite the security measures that had been put in place
>Some of the staff combed the area and managed to get their hands on five bicycles, which had been thrown away by the criminals in undergrowth near the hotel
LOOK bikes literally in the dirt
Here's all Vingegaard's results in one day races of the last three seasons:
2024 San Sebastian: DNF
2022 Lombardia: 16
2022 Liege: DNF
2022 Fleche: DNF
2022 Hainaut: 76
2022 Drome: 1
2022 Faune Ardeche: 33
>he's secretly really good at riding classics
>>149689121>2022 Drome: 16th monument confirmed
>>149689121in many ways he won every race he's been in if you really think about it
>>149687893>Vingegaard holds the wheel of Pogacar on punchy climbsHe literally didn't though...?
>>149689138And apparently the ones he's not in as well!
>>149689182the real victories are the friends we made along the way
>>149688912The plight of the time trial
Spain wildfires have reached Marseille
wind picks up later today
early starters will have an advantage
remember that stage last year where Jonas was well dropped then came back and won a sprint against Pog
and Roglic chuted
anyway the more I think about it the more I believe in Jonas
Pog will soon panic and do something stupid
Can't, shan't, will not respect any wheelsucker ever. It's just how it is.
>>149689252indeed
fuck Roglic
>>149689246This was 3d chess by Pogi who let him win, while tiring him out and giving him false hope.
>>149689239Massive oppertunity for Ganna
>Sportsdirektรธr Grischa Niermann har lige fortalt til os, at Affini er รฉn af de tre ryttere, der fรฅr lov til at kรธre igennem. Jorgenson og Vingegaard er de to andre.
Woutbros?
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>Wiebes in the break
must be bored out of her mind
>>149689268might only have to wait 1 week. Jonas is clearly ahead of schedule
>>149689246If Jonas can only beat Pogacar if the latter does something stupid, then you don't really believe in Jonas
>>149689306he only does something stupid because Pogacar himself believes in and fears Jonas
i dont care that Jonas could keep up or is more explosive now or better at TT's
what i noticed yesterday is that he no longer fears going downhill fast like last year in the TDF where he lost ALOT of time at the most random places
back to being a demon descender like he used to be
>>149689306>>149689331Jonas would probably win every Tour if they kept going for 5 weeks
The pressure is on Pogi to take enough time early or hope for something lucky
>>149688679I'm norf too, only my improted bertjuice keeps me going
>>149689383So many "ifs" when it comes to Vingegaard
>>149689383>just two more weeks and Jonas wins
>>149689383this is why he will panic. I'm sure he was shocked to see he couldn't drop Jonas yesterday
now the doubts start to creep in. oh shit I could only beat him last year because he wasn't fit. the other years he destroyed me. aaahhh save me Joao
>>149688833Then you are missing on these superstars and many a altos and rampas:
>STรSSI (Vorarberg)>ZOIDL (Hrinkow)>AUGUST (Merda)>LANGELLOTTI (Merda)>MESSERSCHMIDT (Run&Race)>KรMNA (Lidl)>DOUBLE (Jayco)>BELOKI (EF)>RYAN (EF)>DEL TORO (UAE)>GROSS SCHARTNER (UAE)>JOHANSEN (UAE)You continue to disappoint me irishbert
>>149689449Espargaro doing some chute comicale is the only thing worth watching in the giro of austria
>>149689476He will surprise everyone in the passes
>>149689449should be easy win for Torrito
>>149689449>STรSSIEveryone knows you lose atleast 1 w/kg when you cross the Pyrenees.
>>149689521he will just squabble with the motogp guy while some anglo will ride away
>wake up bert, its starting
how do you respond
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Romeo starting
>>149689658Wonder if he can win .
Especially if the wind actually does turn later.
>Most unpredictable time trials since 2016 on WorldTour level.
># Year Race % picking winner
>1 2016 Giro d'Italia | Stage 15 (ITT) 0.00
kek goddamn legend of the game
nobody gives a shit about TT seriously...
>>149689383He wouldn't survive the week 4 Quintana attaque
>>149689798whens team time trial
Lucas Plappingdon is in this race???
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>>149690017Austrian timekeeping is all over the place
It was a crisp spring morning, and Liane Lippert was gliding through the countryside on her training ride, the wind whispering through the trees and the rhythmic hum of her tires keeping her focused.
Sheโd just powered up a steep hill, legs burning, lungs full of fresh airโand maybe a bit too much oatmeal from breakfast. As she crested the summit, letting herself relax into the descent, it happened.
Pfffffft.
A tiny, unexpected toot slipped out, hidden beneath the roar of the wind. Liane blinked. Had anyone heard that?
She glanced behind herโonly her training partner Marie, a few bike lengths back. Marie raised an eyebrow and gave her a thumbs-up.
โExtra boost?โ she shouted with a grin.
Liane burst out laughing, her cheeks red from more than just the climb. โTurbo mode,โ she called back, picking up the pace. From that day on, the team had a new inside jokeโwhenever someone attacked on a climb, they called it "activating the gas."
Cycling may be serious business, but sometimes, itโs the silly little moments that make the ride unforgettable.
Rusbert watching Avstriya so he can watch Stรผssi, how the times have changed
JEANNIรRE DNS
DE BUYST DNS
>>149690168>my only sprinter abandoned
Plapp really sold braking on turns
Very squeaky TT from Lenny
Used to live in Caen, the stage passes right in front of my former building. Feels nostalgic man, but what an ugly city that is.
>>149690305Why ugly? Looks fine from what I've seen.
And this is after 8 km. De Lie will get OTL if he goes on like this
>>149690305>what an ugly city that isBlame the Allies
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yikes
>>149690338Damn.
Even Jordi Maus with half of his shoulder skin missing is faster.
>>149690335See
>>149690340Most buildings are ugly boxes built in a haste after ww2
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Damn Groenewegen is THICK
I missed the thread yesterday but it's okay because I went to breakfast with my grandmother instead
>one question about the titty, Maximilian
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If Remco beats Romeo by 3 minutes, Storer is OTL. Not impossible
bring back team time trials
And De Lie is going to be way way slower
Business idea: TT champions have to beat all their countrymen or they lose the jersey.
>>149690520You're already too late
Milan looks pretty smooth on TT bike for a non-specialist. must be benefits of track background
>>149690490OTL rule won't be executed anyways, there would be too many.
Affini is DESTROYING these frauds. Jonas will be not normal
Is girmay trying to go for the points?
>Pay day
I can FINALLY pay off my denbts
>>149690573No it's 25%, almost nobody will get in trouble. Remco would have to go 58 or something to take Storer out. Only De Lie, but he is probably wheelsucking someone who passed him so he'll be fine
>>149688002Vinge in races longer than 200 km
33th
DNF
62th Mountain
119th
33th
47th
40th
118th
23th
96th Quรฉbec
84th Montrรฉal
DNF Emilia
28th Pologne
DNF Lombardia
71th Flรจche
84th Liรจge
121th Vuelta
91th Vuelta
107th UAE
114th Amstel
83th Flรจche
28th Liรจge
25th Tour
31th Tour
46th Tour
8th San Sebastian
61th Bretagne
14th Lombardia
75th Tirreno
2nd Tirreno hilly
2nd Tirreno Carpegna
76th Basque
29th
DNF Flรจche
DNF Liรจge
27th Tour flat
6th Tour Punchy finish
23th Tour Hilly flat finish
17th
25th
16th Lombardia
50th Pa-Ni
16th Tour hilly
18th Tour
24th Vuelta
35th Vuelta hilly
32th Tirreno hilly
11th Tirreno
16th Tour hilly
68th Tour
1st Tour Le Lioran
28th
DNF San Sebastian
16th Pa-Ni hilly
DNS Pa-Ni
34th Dauphinรฉ
46th Dauphinรฉ
3rd Tour hilly
tl;dr distancelet
>>149690572yeah, he was 5th in the Tirreno TT (and 3rd last year)
De Lie 43:37. Someone calculate what the winning time has to be for an OTL
>>149690625nice ai post dumbass
>all these twists and turns in Caen
slippy Remco incoming
>>149690577Affini is a ttโer THOUGH people just forget about him because itโs Affini
>>149690670Remco will have to go under 35 minutes. That seems a bit much
>>149690665he's in the EC jersey, that should remind people
>>149690698nothing is impossible with the power of seething
>>149690717That's not correct. It is 34:53
>>149690717Well, that's a lot better than we usually do
look, it's the french tt champ. scary. he might top 20
>>149690734The time limit will be 30%
Armirail faster than Affini
>>149690787Whoโs the french tt champ
oh wow, this isn't just grande, this is gigante
>>149690787he is mogging affinito, please respect bruno
Why are the French so bad at their own tour
>Nils Polit
I love him so much he looked at me at the olympic road race after almost shitting himself
>turn on Discovery Plus excited to watch a day of cycling
>time trial
bruh
>>149690864They race clean
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Gigante wins
>Urska beats Van Der Breggen
Absolute state of the old bag
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yates just reminded me to shave
>>149690907>DNF Cavalli Martapoor lass. whole career divided after that Frain train incident
>>149690871Had this moment with grug in Yorkshire when he got dropped.
Get these team radios to FUCK out of my cycling.
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>>149690928He is my favourite active rider. He is such a beast pullung twink pogi over the mountains
>>149690628The autism of Animรฉ, combined with the autism of being born to someone in their 40s, combined with her genetics... the next next Merckx?
They are getting more and more shameless with these ads
>>149690940and i cold glass of orange soda with ice
life is gooood
Why do I have ads on payed duscovery+?
>>149690997Just keep paying and don't ask questions chud
>>149690997american jews is the cause
>>149690997It's a new thing they do.
"All discovery+ plans have ads during live TV and a limited number of ads in the on-demand content.
Ads on discovery+ allow us to deliver the quality entertainment you love at competitive price points.
Live sports: If youโre subscribed to discovery+ Premium (includes TNT Sports), your plan includes live sports. These live streams may include ads, sponsorships, and promotional content. Ads during live sports help us offer top-tier sports programming at the best possible value."
>>149691021>Ads during live sports help us offer top-tier sports programming at the best possible value
>>149691022Mogged by Yakovlev
>>149691022Meh it's a big city but there are much bigger ones. Can't compare it to Tokyo
Are they actually cutting away from the race completely for ads like they do on NBC?
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Gross shart wins
>>149691021>Ads during live sports help us offer top-tier sports programming at the best possible value.more like help pogachud buy another lambo
UAE 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th in Osterreich
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Good job Armirail HOWEVER
>>149691044>>149691061I already fear for the next Olympics on hbo/discovery. It's going to suck cocks
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>>149691075>>149691086>Rafal MAJKAnow there's a name i haven't heard in ages
Ya reckon the mutants will do > 55km/h?
>>149690873TT's are kino. No shenanigans, no pushing. Only gigantajuicing and clean racing lines succeed.
>>149690864It's just the way things go, look at the brits with football or the nips with judo
>>149691134It's clean if you outskoom the tests
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they should show TT bikes instead
>>149690907>Gigante>Longo BIG day today
>>149691145>he may look clean but-
>>149691098we (I) were malding about him cuckpulling for pog in the giro
>>149691155showling the roadbikes on a tt day is so idiotic
like banning narrow handlebars and deep rims
I hope evenepoel wins and takes the yellow
>>149691163>You can't beat the Axis if you get VDholy based
the only respectable TT kask is the trek/ineos one the others are goofy ass monstruosity, UCI needs to ban those things not the fucking handlebars
>>149691163propaganda was better back then. just look at the recruitment posters of ww1. I wanna enlist now when I see them in a museeum
>>149691163American sailors were responsible for half of the reported cases of VD in Australia during WW2
This has been your history fact of the day
>>149691178Why are Germans like this
the pink EF one looks like circumcised dick tip very disrespectful
>>149691061UAE actually doesn't care and probably prefers if every race was on free TV instead. If anything plugge has been the one pushing hard for higher TV money
>>149691194very judeo-christian
>>149691163I guess you never got the memo on this one over the channel
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>>149691186I guess they took the word "friend" a bit too far
>>149691197do you have more? I love them
>>149691209Noice
>>149691215Yes I have a (very) small propaganda posters folder
Why the fuck is the guy wearing a mushroom on his head? Surely there are more aerodynamic shapes...
>>149691215Not sure why it's quite oz oriented though
ynr shimon al yatesi won the giro d'Italia previusly this year
>>149691210We rocked up on the gold coast and bred the fuck out of their women, but the push into polynesia kept getting delayed and it led to increasingly large brawls/riots between the aussies and the us sailors. They needed our protection but we most certainly were not friends by the time we left australia, which is the story of foreign relations between the US and anywhere else throughout all history
>>149691232>Zeppelinburg>Kaisermaniavgh....
>>149691251People in Normandy still love Americans, but they really dislike the British. I guess the bombings didn't help too much
>>149691232me to but I have mostely WW1 and before. I apreciate your oz stuff, very cool
>>149691232Nietzscheburg goes hard
watch DH
not this fag sport
Not sure what's written in there.
I'll stop shitposting for now, let's get back to cycling
>>149691287me on the left
>>149691275my ww1 images are mostly French oriented, my tall freund
>>149691287This is what google translate gave me. I think translation from ( what looks to be) Chinese is very difficult because they speak in pictures that make no sense in english
>>149691319>( what looks to be) Chineseit's Korean hangeul, c'mon
>>149691305he must have a big disatvantage in trench warfare kek
inverness caledonian thistle shirt spotted
>>149691331>stand up>get shot
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>>149691370Dem niggas write using fractions
>>149691382korean hangeul is pretty simple system 2bh
>>149691370okay, thank you rusbert
they are interviewing thibau nys on sporza
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>>149691404>thibauI miss Pinot
I think the whiting out of the russian flag is as embarrassing now as it was during the olympics
>>149691425We all do
we all do.....
>>149691410THE frog bitch and the mids band
>>149691427Well said, they never should have been there in the first place.
No people, no problem.
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>>149691425did you know that pinot never wore the GC leader jersey in any grand tour?
>>149691450>russians>people
>>149691427Based propagandist
>>149691457>2019he could've won
I wonder if that bert ended up placing a bet on van wilder
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now that's a plus
>>149691494that didn't age well
can't decide if it's Castrillo good at this ITT, or Foss washed beyond redemption
>>149691530This is a boring year anyway, not enough mountain stages
how long until the mutantes start?
>>149691553>16:44:00 EVENEPOEL Remco>16:46:00 ALMEIDA Joรฃo>16:56:00 VINGEGAARD Jonas>16:58:00 POGAฤAR Tadej
Hey look, it's Tom Doodoomoulin!
>>149691446onahole pepe is based
for me, it's Backup 720p - 3
>>149691585biggest /weakmind/ in cyc history
>>149691656Quite accurate I'd say
>>149691086>aj augustI still believe in him
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>restricts handlebar width
>still can't ban ugly-ass helmets
Jonas gonna loose big time today
The War ist Wout? tiem is officially over!
Aircon unit is a life saver. I was hot and now I'm cold!
Is Pogi allowed to wear his own skinsuit?
>>149691781this will cost him more seconds
These are the shores where anglo's saved europeans from le evil nazis. Without the anglo you'd all be sucking nazi rectums.
Drop us a few cheeky you's as appreciation to the anglo saxon race, my great grandad was a draft dodger but that's beside the point.
Prudhomme also hates TTs. Based.
They should add a mirror in the helmets so you can keep your head down and the mirror lets you see in front. Looking forward is bad aero
>>149691796>my great grandad was a draft dodgerbeside the point.BASED
>>149688031>but in the end its not Formula 1then how come teams spends thousands and thousands and thousands of euros developing and testing skinsuits and TT bikes in windtunnels if its all about legs
>>149691807He hates everytype of stage that doesn't show Pogi on camera every 2 minutes
>>149691828Because they don't have Pogi under contract
>>149691796This is what Caen looked like after our ango allies had a little fun, thank you I guess
>>149691820Draft dodgers are the OG neets, I think he was a radical lefty part of a big military family who all died in plane crashes and rotting in some flandrian wasteland.
>visma riders not allowed to give their all in a 33km time trial
Beyond pathetic
>>149691850who told you that? who gave you this information?
>>149691846It wasn't "your" Caen when that happened, it was Nazi owned Vichy.
>>149691846>thank youNo worries mate anytime. Enjoy those snails and frog legs, you'd be eating currywurst and delicious beers instead :/
watching wout ride like this is sad
>>149691869I guess the thousands of dead civilians were also nazis
>>149691850trine doesn't like it when jonas team mates are riding for themselves, please understand
>>149691864Campenaerts said he was saving himself for the rest of the Tour. Niermann literally said the team decided for Wout to save also.
>the allies killed more french civilians than the germans
>>149691892what about Affini?
>>149691887>Estimates 3000 dead civilians vs the 30k Nazis and 50k alliesGet over it
>>149691898Apparently he could go all out.
Mad how the whole of france just gave up because they feared paris would be bombed lol that is the sheer arrogance of the french. They'll litterally surrender before they see their capital bombed.
this sport is so fucking gay
no one even tries to do anything anymore because they all know UAE is on some shit no one else is and there's no point
INEOS should just kill themselves
>>149691924this team strategy makes little sense, but good for Affini, I guess
>>149691954probably close to half of France was pro-fascist
>>149691954Nazis invented modern doping you simply cannot compete with that
Trine made the call
Wout chained
after some consideration, I think Trine is ciclismo. most loyal cycling sponsors are related to home renovations after all.
so what's suppose to be the problem with that colnago tt bike
>>149692037business idea: memco and fish trade
Trine would surely be happy with all the sponsor gifts
>>149692067Last stage as a captain!
>>149692072Bet she'll love a new Bora kitchen
Holm saying that wouts squirrel stunt is showing he is broken inside and has given up.
>>149692082and hansgrohe shower
>shaved ROGLIC taking his last big handful of tapentadol before start
be VERY afraid
is Carlton Kirby commentating on eurosport right now? i thought hes only TNT now
>>149692095He's gonna do his Olympic TT, where he just went straight through the finish
What's Jonas listening to?
>>149692117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIkx9WpOt3A&ab_channel=P3xSatire
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>68x10
wew, I could never
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heh
>>149692160>300 CHF for a fight in 2010>500 CHF for throwing a bidon in 2025
berts im getting sweaty hands
>>149692198focused heโs making that mouth
Here comes evenepoel, the world and olympic ITT champion
>Remco starting
How badly will he kwab it?
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peculiar visor. is it more aero somehow I wonder
How does such a manlet go so fast?
>>149692186>/elite/ tt rider>gets livelong contract>+3ยด59"32Yeah milk that contract Wout I get it
>>149692243more exposed super aero skin
Remco already took like 3s on Rog in the first few meters
>>149692251push pedals hard
>>149692251the power of manlet seethe and rage
>>149692251even his skin is aero
Roglic slower than Lipowitz
/ELITE/
/ELITE/
/ELITE/
/ELITE/
/ELITE/
>>149692278>62x11he's saving himself
>>149692297Roglic shouldnโt have gone to the tour heโs just getting exposed
>>149692297if he does not get a top 5 then he should just retire
Wtf. Aert looks broken after that training ride
Lmao look at this polka dot goofball
>>149692319>that interview christ just put him down old yeller style
>>149692334WHat did he say?
>>149692339It was more the way he looked
>>149692229He goes in yellow today
>>149692339just zero effort slurring words
โyeah uh training ride uhh I didnโt want to go for the stage uhh yeah uhh Remco will probably do good uhhโ
Lipochad new captain now?
>>149692360the Visma answer
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>>149692229bruh heโs flying
Business idea: Camera obscura helmet so riders can keep the head down
Alpecin's helmet might be even uglier than Visma's
>>149692388google glasses but as TT helmet visor to give you infor about the road, watts etc etc
09'43
09'43
09'43
09'43
09'43
09'43
Wind is stronger now Remco will smash the rest of the TT
>>149692400Pogacar in Yellow.
somehow slower than Ploop
how does it feel that every other endurance sport gen is really just coombait because those sports have hot chicks in skimpy outfits but the people in here actually take womens cycling seriously and not even the discipline that has attractive cyclists which is MTB
lol lmao
>>149692412wind stronger so last part will better
>>149692412Plooper lost 50s to Affini so easily over a min to Remco
How did Rog fall off so hard?
>>149692416>but the people in here actually take womens cycling seriouslyonly rusbert and coomers watch w*mens "cycling"
>>149692432He's depressed
Lipochud new leader at Bora
>>149692121he is ingesting LSD
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dear god
Pog loses 1min+ on Remco today
Business idea: TT on Swift where other users can join and chat without mods
Plapp lol
>How fast did this dude start?
>>149692447classic TT post
>>149692186He is finished, yeah
>>149692416there are frequent posts in here mocking them f*mmes for chuting and beeing cringe. Go watch MTB and stop engagement baiting
>>149692456PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE WIND
>>149692416People here are more autist about the sport in general. Also very few people outside coomers really care about women
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Jonas rapido
Vingerard back hunch is taller than the goofy ass kask negating all aero benefits
Pogacar in short sleeves TT suit?
huh
>>149692445I will do that in an hour and ride fixed gear
>>149692436Kom sรฅ Jonas!
>>149692491maybe his skin also aero, like Remco's
>>149692432He's 35 and honestly hasn't been a factor for years now. In a way he's holding on well, rather than falling off quickly
Here comes van der Poel, the final starter today
>>149692491Maybe they injected pogacar with Remco DNA for the aeroskin buff
>>149692513>>149692520looks like they cut the sleeves off
it looked proper scuffed
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>>149692450they really upped their helmet ugliness game
>>149692465sorry, just joined...
this fucking rat doping piece of shit fuck UAE kill all UAE abort all UAE kick a UAE into the trashcan throw a UAE into the sun
TUAED
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Lipowitz 37' 40", pretty good
Pogacar is already -6 min on the fastest time
>>149692453I was wondering why zwift hasn't tried to partner with the tour or the giro to recreate the stages within the program, seems like an easy way to get more people interested in the tours on an amateur level
Durant is saying after 3k pogi 3 sec faster than remco and 13 on Jonas
is there a live tracker like in the old days on the TDF website?
Amerinon here who loves the time trials.
I wish we had 3 or 4 per tour...
Evenepoel +8 at T3. C'est fini
>>149692579Competent commentator, thanks for sharing.
Jonas already 14โ on remGOD
>>149692579>Durant is sayinglmao
Jonas going to lose half a minute at this rate
>>149692594Yes, pogi will win
Jonasbros load the cope
det slut
its mega slut
Pogi discovered the power of the broken powermeter
>>149692583Just use pcs.
And refresh a lot.
Crazy how one little altitude camp can fix your itt
MASSIVE SPIKE OF RADIATION DETECTED AROUND CAEN
Gall 25th at the finish, not bad for him
FUCK
OH NO NO NO NO
ITS FUCKING OVER JONAS
>>149692631No it will be really over on Hautacam
>>149692525The free skinsuit was probably made with the cheapest material possible to cut costs.
what amazing strategy from the Visma DS
"pedal bike go fast"
>>149692644HE DOESNT HAVE THE LEGS
>>149692645Hautacam will be a nothing burger, we have been over this
i hate this doping fuck so much
>slower than /elite/ at T1
T1
Evenepoel
Pogacar +1
Vauequelin +14
Vingegaard +19
Jorgenson +31
Onley +37
Mas +55
REMCO STILL FASTER THAN POG
Is it just me or does Jonas' bike look poorly fitted? He's wobbling all over
>They thought it would be different this year
Make your sacrifices to the god of chutes.
Pog is doing a positive split
Jonas is doing a negative split
>>149692669Vauquelin > Vingegaard
>Vauquelin > VingegaardVauquelin > Vingegaard
>Vauquelin > VingegaardVauquelin > Vingegaard
>Vauquelin > Vingegaard
Why was Plapp so much slower in the second half?
>>149692653I sure hope so, we would all feel a little stupid if they incinerated the record of Riis, they should have the decency to hide a little
why is mvdp so shit at TTs
?
bad aero?
doesn't give a fuck?
Back from my run, just in time.
>>149692702does not give a fuck
Jonas losing 1 (!) minute today
I am tired of these meme northern yuro/germanic riders with zero personality. Where are the good Spanish, British and French riders? Ill even take a south American at this point. All these scandies guys are the same
>>149692702He's doing well now
The only thing that matters is the mountains. This is meaningless
>>149692669VDP +27 on evenepoel
surely memco catches skjelly
>>149692702Yes, also broad shoulders
pogi yellow confirmed, keeps it until paris also confirmed
>>149692702being good at TT requires alot of time and thereโs only so much time
Don't worry guys, Vingegaard just in save mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrsCej6SVxM
remco warmup music
>>149692702Probably hasn't picked up his TT bike more then once this season.
>>149692724jonas losing 1 whole minute today seems to matter a bit, innit
Vauquelin will become the new Pinot
REMCO 28:04 !!!!!!!!!!!! BEST
>>149692697He did the turns like a granny
>>149692730really makes you think
Remco new best time at T3!
>>149692743Jonas will drop Remco easily later. Pogacar can have a bad day on loze
>>149692719>BritishOnly interesting one the last 20 years was Wiggo.
>>149692697burned all his matches too early
The bullet from Schepdaal
sending up a prayer to God for a Pogi chute brutale
>>149692758>please watch the tour
Remco is only making 200w
it might stil be close for the yellow between remco and pogacar
>>149692758francetv intern go back to work
what i will be doing the rest of the summer instead of watching the TDF
>>149692724not for Vismoids, their whole tactic so far is centered around letting Jonas sitting at Pogis wheel until he has exhausted himself attacks. Only works if he goes with an advantage in the mountains
>>149692702TT is for nerds/autismos
What is a fish and chips race?
Pogi already 32s on Vingogo
hi
first time watching
can someone please explain to me whats going on?
im a girl btw
>>149692775Almost 2W/cm then!
>>149692802like a frites circuit
He's slower than Rog? wtf
Embarassing i thought Jonas would gain at least 30 seconds on Pogi
I just got done spending 10 minutes throwing a hissy fit in my living room. I'm so fucking pissed off, at one point I had actual foam around my mouth. I punched my tv and my couch (the latter i punched like it was a punching bag, repeatedly at full force). I picked up this stupid bag of Kim's chips I had bought to watch the stage and crushed it in my hands.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT RACE I HATE POG FUCKING CHEATING DOPER FRAUD FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING FAGGOTS YOURE KILLING MY SUMMER YOURE KILLING MY JOY I HAVE NOTHING IN MY LIFE BUT CYCLING AND YOURE TAKING IT FROM ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
JONAS IS DOING A RASMUSSEN AHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>149692829He was already last year
>>149692775all he needs with a cda below 0.1
>>149692810manlets are very strong, please only dade manlet for now on
Realistically what are the chances Remco can challenge Pogi on the mountains?
>>149692838Yeah, but Rog this year is a former shadow of tour a challenger
Jรธrgens sรธn was the leader all along
holy fuck what a terrible TT jonas is doing
so what's the excuse of LAB?
This just means that Jonas focused on the climbing not time trialing
Pogacar +20 at T2
30 seconds faster than Vingegaard
>>149692849less than 0 he will lose a minute on every stage when Pogi starts the turbo
the day jonas lost the tour
What happened between the Dauphine TT and now? Is Pogi on his old TT bike? Was he just sandbagging?
>>149692856>itt didn't suit jonas
>>149692855To be fair, he has spent the last 2 nights talking to Trine instead of sleeping
VAUQUELIN PODIUM IN PARIS
>FASTER THAN ROGLIC
>FASTER THAN VINGEGAARD
Imagine not picking Gigakev
>state of this Rog interview
>i enjoyed it
>lots of people
>it was fun
>I don't even know the result
>I'm very happy
Team radio: You're only 9 seconds faster than Roglic, what are you doing bro?
>>149692871Mostly pacing, I think
>>149692871He rode a negative split but was too negative
>France tv giving the difference between vauquelin and jonas
Lmao, humiliation ritual
>>149692869it was never a contest
no one can compete with what ever shit they are pumping into pogacar
>>149692834>Rabobank returns to sponsor Pissma>Vingegaard does a Rasmussen tributeMakes you think
T2
Remco
Pogacar +12
Vauquelin +32
Vingegaard +42
Jorgenson +55
VDP +57
Mas +1' 40"
>>149692889he sounded drunk af
fucking hell this might be the worst TT Jonas has ever done in the TDF
lol Grug had enough of this shit and not trying anymore
>>149692903never liked Rabofail anyway except Freire, i always rooted for Contador
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good job
BAM new best time for Evenepoel
I've seen enough, Remco in yellow
>sitting 2 hours in the cuckchair
>54km/h
54km/h
>54km/h
54km/h
>54km/h
54km/h
Hmm
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>Mountain climbers are the best time trialists
Why don't all the riders drop 20kg?
Remco only wins because Pogi has to wear the frog suit
I am done being Danish, will become French instead
Armirail top-3, please make it happen
>>149692943Slower than Lemond, weaklings.
>>149692947Ganna and Tarling are not here
>>149692915The short pedal arms look bad. His bike is not upright
Maybe the retarded visma tt helmet is actually a parachute
Pogi gonna get yellow today and keep it untill Paris
Pogi will win yellow, red and green this year. Screencap this
how is that little shit so fast
Kev is too wobbly. a lot of room for improvement
If we had 50k+ ITTs again would there again be watt monster dominance like we had with Martin and Cancellara?
>>149692975allah wills it
>>149692976He wobbles to cut through the wind
reminder that Jonas was "only" 20 seconds after Remco in the Dauphine
>>149692992nah good enough
no point comparing him to Remco
Wout should call Vingegaards wife after this fraudulent performance
tdf is over after a few flat stages in the North of France wtf.
>>149692761Wiggo was based but id take skelly man over these meme riders
Pogi might catch up with Jonas
>>149693020Imagine if there were cobbles too
>>149693029he won't be able to recover after such psychological blow
>>1496930292 minutes gap bert
back to the factory with you, fishboy
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Kev overtook Mas
>>149693038Clearly didn't hold back enough!
>>149693046still 9km to go and he is like a minute ahead of Jonas
>>149693029Career ending humiliation ritual
Pogacar 49" faster than Vingegaard at T3
What kind of chainrings are these mfs using? They look immense, like 60+
I didn't think that Pog will get yellow before mountains
>>149693049imagine the smell
very impressed by Pogacar seems like the Dauphine was a one off
>>149693079Rog was on 68t
>>149693036pogi is finished
>>149693079Roglic was on a 68
Fish slower than roglic isn't what I had in mind
>Rabobank sponsor
>Jonas turns into a fraud
Kev will break the WT stage race curse
very good time trial from vauquelin
de koers? van ons
*opens beer*
someone should kill the guy with a turkish flag not even a turkish rider in the tour i hate those fucking faggot so much i swear they fuck their flag at night thats how much they love it
>yeah bro, just don't think about how you lost minutes to your main competition
>>149693123seixas will win guangxi first
There has to be something wrong with Jonas. Food poisoning perhaps
Mou sisters we were right again
>>149693130All German riders are Turkish
Just remembered the one season where Ala was glowing so much that he turned into a top TT
>>149693147Hes just finally exposed when he cant dope like he normally does
>>149693147He will go thermonuclear on Loze
>>149693146>guangxidoesn't count
>Commentators saying Remco will get the white top
Why didn't you say he was a rookie? I thought he was meant to be a serious contender.
>>149693165He used to dope in Ikea. Trine was right again.
Wow Jonas beating MVDP by 20 seconds
Remco looks ready to cry wtf
Vinegaard dispels the myth that you root for the 2nd best
jesus christ Visma sucked today
>>149693165Why can't he dope anymore?
in de bergen wordt er met minuten gegooid
Why don't you keep it positive
>>149693196Its over. see you in 2026
>>149693190his anti-charisma is off the charts
something must be wrong with him
this is in no way normal
Vinegaard is finished, congrats on the tour pogacar
Pogi gets yellow, polka dots and green
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catastrophique
Time to learn the phrase for your future job Jonas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA
>>149693227getting a stiffie
slower than Jorg
slower than Rog
>behind gigawashed Roglic
Imagine what he could have done in his own TT suit
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>Behind Vaquelin in the overall
It's so over danebros...
Polka dots knows how to TT huh
Oumi dressed too modestly
Pogi faster in last sector
I'd turn muslim for Oumi desu
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Remco looks 10 years older than he is
Would you convert for her?
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He knows
i just hope Mathieu stays in front of Jonas in the GC for the ultimate humiliation
>>149693264I would sacrifice every Danish rider but Cort for a French GC win
>>149693238C'est la Berezina oh la la !
>>149693273You can see the makeup from the thumbnail Jesus
see you berts for San Sebastian Klasikoa
goodbye
>Day 4
>Tour already over and decided
What a slurper.
Were things this bad when Lance Armstrong was dominating?
Who is the bad guy, Jonas or Tadej?
Visma fucked up Jonas with that helmet
>>149693283>please i dont want to answer the call
Polka skinsuit copebros...
>>149693302Giro Donne is not over yet
Evenepoel wins!
Pogacar +16 and takes the yellow!
Vingegaard loses over a minute to Pogacar!
Pogi really wanted to win the stage. He took all the risks in the last kilometres
Lipowitz is the next Ullrich
Brutal
Pogacar just got 5 seconds back in the last few km.
It's still a measured effort.
Cannot wait for his 1 hour 7W/kg effort in the mountains.
>>149693303itโs man vs nature like in athelicism why canโt cyclist fans appreciate that
>>149693309All the Belgians
soโฆ. It happened againโฆ Belgium won again
>>149693303US Postal would take at least a minute on most contenders in the TTT
>>149693330>Lipo with 8 sigs at the same time
Tour isn't over. Pogi could still chute
>This could be all part of Vismas plan and Jonas is riding himself into form
>please like and subscribe
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top 10
>>149693351>sponsored by mossad
>>149693331and he didn't have his suit
Lipowitz is the next Buchmann
>>149693352>not even top 10
>>149693349trust the plan
>>149693330Ulle would have smashed the aeromanlet
Jonas was faster than world TT champ Foss. So a good ride. Peaking nicely for week 3
>>149693351he is such a funny bold man
>>149693335Because if the event is decided by day 4 it should need an extra 20 days of victory laps.
+ 1 : 05
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149693352waar is Wout i want a refund for my Velogame
>>149693348This is such a JUST'd photo
>>149693348Is that the NZ chick that was disrupting parliament?
When was the last time two world champions won stages in a row?
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>>149693348Looks like a mom and son high school graduation picture, wtf
>>149693364aero is the biggest bullshit
there was a recent test that found out 95% of aero socks were worse aero than some worn out ankle socks from the 2000s
>>149693388Excuse me, its called an ice chink
Will vingayshaart go for stages now? Just let big man Jorgenson take over buddy
>>149693319>>149693340God those days were amazing. Jan Ullrich too.
>>149693388Yes Denmark and New Zealand is the same country
Connected through the center of the earth
>netflix series cancelled as soon as visma stops winning
>>149693303Kek.
https://youtu.be/AFxOLzn96w4
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>>149693419Who's the Bora leader?
ulle
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>>149693404Hell yeah bro I am ready for Jorgy domination
>>149693423come on Jonas
go over and punch him in the face
BREAKING: STEFF CRAS 19TH IN GC
Congratulations to all my Belgian muslim brothers. If Allah wills it, we will see a tdf win of Remco Al-Evenepoel soon! The infidels and non believers shall surely be smited for their treachery, all we need at this point is for Pogacar to have some misfortune, maybe a bad day or something.
>>149693419Bora Visma alliance to beat Remco incoming
>>149693384>@George_Velogames 2min ago Due to the insulting poor performances from Wout van Aert I have made the executive decision to refund all contestants who selected the fraudulent Belgian. Please make a replacement selection before 1pm CET tomorrow.
>>149693444stop watching this clown race and come back for San Sebastien
pogacar is at least insulin doping
his obliques are getting bigger which is a tell tale sign
>>149693438Not impressive
>>149692832> Mangiati un po di merda pasta mandolino del cazzo hue hue
>>149693351Doesn't he really hate Jonas though?
>>149693454If memkek mustafa ever comes public with his "faith" he'll crash on the madeleine descent so badly they'll name climbs after him.
There better be a big breakaway tomorrow
>>149693348she always wear these super expensive looking clothing
>>149693464why does he have to go to this cuck tent and not straight to the bus?
>>149693461i adjusted MVDP out and sacrificed a 6 point pick in the last hours for this clown, literally the first time in years that i even picked him up
UAE has given Visma over 1 minute in the Movistar competition
>>149693348her interview aged like shit
ulle2
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>>149693477how about this?
Voecker already coping saying this is the best result for the suspense
>>149693423>I WANTED THE JIFF
the white Pogi looks weird
>>149693417What a bad aero position.
>>149693556>no white jersey for pogiwashed
>>149693556>maillot blanc>looks the oldest
>>149693556Are the sprinters even trying?
>>149693556Armstrong flashbackesque
>>149693147think Trine forgot to take the buttplug out
>>149693556Pogi looks younger than Remco
>>149693556The guy in white looks the oldest desu.
>Pogacar is only 26When do cyclists start declining? Hopefully it's not another 10 years of domination.
>>149693564He really is a top tier shitposter.
>>149693556Kek. Does he get to pick which jersey he wears or does yellow always take priority? Is there a combined jersey?
>>149693556fucking hell
how can anyone take this serious
>>149693461>31.7% of velogame players picked VAN AERT
>>149693600>When do cyclists start declining?Depends on the doping and the competition
>>149693603if you really think about it im sure you have the answer to your own question
>>149693575of course they are
did you not see the successful assassination on Jappe?
trust the process
>>149693603Yellow, green, polka dots, white, in order of precedence
Belgium 3/5
rest are you trying?
>>149693556the animation is a bit unsettling
>>149693605it's not Pog's fault the points competition is retarded
>>149693603he wears yellow or the organizers assassinate his family
i hope for Jonas sake that he is sick or something
otherwise he should just leave the race in shame
>>149693556Gotta suck three stage ceremonies lol
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>>14969360010 year is the burnout limit for gc riders, he will farm monuments in his 30s
How many of the riders actually try to win the stage during the time trial? Since most of the people on the tour are there just to help other people win (a stage or the event), do they just take it easy as a sort of recovery ride?
>>149693665fishbros we are playing the long game
Without the time loss in the crosswinds Remco still wouldn't have taken yellow
Tour over on stage 5, later than expected I must say
>>149693673He'll retire as the undisputed goat at 32 after winning roubaix and MSR
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 5 (itt)
>>149693348At this point he should ditch her and go for Von Der Leyen or some other big shot EU mommy (Merkel?). Imagine the gains you can have from big EU innovation access.
>Campy +6:10
he got a call from Trine
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Femco
>>149693700SCHIZOBRIT I NEED YOU TO SAVE US ITS ONLY A SHORT TRIP ACROSS THE CHANNEL
im sure if you ask rusbert nice he can gift you with an iskander missile
good day for the good guys
when was the last time pogacar crashed? maybe its time again
Um Fishboy sisters? Our response???
>muslim doesn't kiss the woman
>>149693690Only a handful of specialist and the GC riders desu.
The rest just try to not crash and pedal just hard enough to not get over the time limit.
>>149693742>when was the last time pogacar crashed?strade
>>149693722Don't worry I've got it covered. Spent all my spacker bennies on 200 albanians with bats on Ventoux. They're going to batter a selection of my least favorite riders especially poogacar. He will die in the coming weaks from albanian bat induced brain damage.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 5 (itt)
>>149693627>>149693635>>149693646Who makes the jerseys? The organizers? Or are teams allowed to make custom tailored jerseys for their favored riders?
>>1496937541:13 isn't really that much and the others will just lose in the mountains
>inb4 Jonas *crashes* so he can go back and plow Trine
>>149693742Hopefully itโs off a mountainside down unto a concrete slab where he gets smushed into a hundred pieces
Lost every single bet today.
>Jonas finishes ahead of Jorgenson
That one hurts the most.
>>149693797Compared to Pog and Remco, Jonas looks dead as fuck
>why werenโt you there to pull Jonas, Wout
Vingegaard did well to "steal" 2 Tours from Pogacar, otherwise we wouldn't have ever witnessed unlocked Pogacar and things would have become boring.
However his job is now done, Vingegaard cannot match Pogacar in any category.
What's interesting now is how much Remco can improve in the mountains to fight for the 2nd place.
>>149693803organizers always
This is easily a 10+ minute tour victory. Utterly disgraceful. Might stop watching in fact.
>>149693703He will make frogs and Sexass cry until 2030
>>149693831Memeco ALWAYS cracks when the going gets tough
>>149693791just happy to be there ah face
>>149693431aldag said
>we dont change anything, roglic has podiumed x grand tours and its Lipos debutbut Lipo didnt mention Roglic once in his interview, no way he will slave for grandpa
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>>149693831Almeida might snag a 2nd place at this point. Remco has looked crap in the mountains. Jonas, god knows what's happening with him.
Almeida pulled hard yesterday and still finished well
>>149693791while pogacar is wasting precious energy having to go back and forth on the podium, vingegaard is already recuperating in an ice bath and looking at veloviewer
Watching Netflix TdF, season 3 ep 2
They're literally claiming Roglic never got the chance to be a sole leader at the TdF at Jumbo-Visma
Such brainrot lmao, imagine someone who gets all his cycling knowledge from this show.
>>149693852He has Allah on his side now
Why are Slovenes so good at cycling?
>>149693857A team that is built for the first week does well in the first week? Crazy.
>>149693875Stop overreacting. Jonas is still easily at least the second best on every climb
>>149693852Last Tour he was already the 3rd strongest climber.
He was cracking only when you compare it to Pogacar and a bit of Fishboy.
>>149693887Netflix series was turbo garbage so glad they wonโt do next seasons
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>>149693803>teams allowed to make custom tailored jerseys
>>149693855Who cares.
Neither of them will podium.
The only reason Vingegaard won two Tours
>>149693431>>149693855Why would they change anything? Just continue protecting them both and let the road decide.
Biggest disappointment so far
>Ineos
>Carlos Rodriguez
They should give up on any hopes of GC, lose more time and go for stage hunting, maybe the Polkadots.
>>149693938third season felt kinda worse than previous two. especially sprinters section. if you don't know what was going on you would assume that Rappe Jappe went home empty in the end.
I can't stand watching cycling media they just endlessly fawn over pooshit. Same shit every time. Sport is being gutted by this shit.
>>149693980>protectingthe only bora riders at the front are roglic and lipowitz anyway, rest is always behind
>>149693946I mean in terms of fit, not branding. I'm assuming team made jerseys are tailored for to the rider, especially at this level. Or are cycling clothes generic enough that it doesn't really matter?
>>149694023All "race cut" jerseys pretty much fit me the same
>>149694023I think only TT kits are tailored, everything else conforms to a standard
>>149693464why isn't he on the phone? I hear it ringing.
>>149694039>>149694049Oh ok. Are there different materials to consider? I mean I'm guessing the organizers don't cheap out on the biggest race in the world. But you never know.
>>149694059at 50 missed calls it doesn't matter anymore
>>149693949what do you care for then? podium was already determined before the start.
fight for minor places is all we have left
Rule of thumb: best placed German = natty limit
>>149694112Except for some race ending accident, it's 100% Pogacar's 4th Tour.
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>>149693895Operation Aderlass
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Do other teams even try?
>>149694081It's basically all lycra. EF Easypost has it's Tour kit for purchased and it's described as "87% polymers, 13% elastener"
>>149694110Sure Lipo might want to get top 5 in his first tdf but Roglic should go for stages and not even pretend to care about Gc
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>>149692913i guess it's something else, a different kind of substance
>third week cope
>long climb cope
>epic van Aert raid cope
Fishbrothers, what are we going with this time?
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>>149694001they made him the supervillian of the show lol
Who was the last clean winner?
>>149694102jej instant classic
>>149694279Never happened
>>149694279Unironically froomedawg.
but only 1-2 of his TdF wins were clean
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>young rider classification
>this is your hairline
JUST
>ynr jonas 2023 itt>>149694279jonas
>>149694360He likely hair mogs most anons.
>>149693857you should rename your team to something that makes the redditors seethe
>>149693891He went to Tudor dumbass
>>149693813so its true the house always wins
>>149693831Calling it now team UAE will ride for Almeida in La Vuelta exactly like they rode for Kuss
If Pogacar keeps yellow until the end he'll be at 57 yellow jerseys. Froome is at 59
>>149694479He'll be the captain of course they'll ride for him
>Tour is basically over on stage 5 barring a huge crash or bonk
It's over in two more weeks.
Jonas has spent too much time in the tour so far and in the Dauphine trying to be like Pogacar. Putting on muscle to be punchied, attacking on flats. Waste of energy. Pogacar is in this guys head.
>>149691950Creeping in the mountains
>>149694279Contador (unironically)
>>149694774The steaks were tampered with.
Did Jonas over do it past few days? He was terrible today
>>149694774Imagine having your legacy screwed over because a restaurant used a dodgy meat source. Poor guy.
>>149694774>spain>clean;^)
>>149694817They forgot to put air in his tires
>>149694817He lost his jumbo and his fat old wife is putting mental pressure on him
So SICK of hearing toxic positivity bull shit particularly in cycling. I saw the comment:
>"man jonas looked so uncomfortable today, it's a shame he's such a great rider I hope he does better"
Just call him a stupid cunt or pathetic or something that isn't so utterly pathetic. No one has emotions anymore everyone's a boring soppy cunt who wants everyone to be cozy and happy. Living in a fagworld.
it's always over for someone
and today that someone
is this guy
>>149694903Unironically this. We're watching sport here and not some kindergarden rally. gid gud or fuck off.
>>149694934Ahh yeah man it makes so sad like he's such an awesome racer and he really entertains us dude. I really hope like he can find some legs later in this race like it will be great for the race and the fans man.
It sucks to see him suffer dude like it's really sad like he's a cool dude :((( I hope he does well
>>149694903You only have yourself to blame if you're sick of reading that shit.
Every reddit twatter cunt thinks about le heckin' meta "yeah man vingegaard and pogacar are great for the sport!"
a) they're not
b) they're destroying the sport
c) I hope they both die
>>149694999read this pathetic shite on cyc on the daily, get some fucking emotions absolute MONGS.
>>149694903I was just saying this to my wife, and she was saying it too, after watching the netflix. it's the times we live in.
>throw tantrum and cries because lost>oh no you did so well though I'm so sorry for you, it'll happen sweaty>hugsIdk when exactly this happened but I can't imagine a 90s tourbus with Cipo or Museeuw doing any of this childish shit.
>>149695011It's unironically neetflix's fault
Yeah a slovenian twink faggot fake humble schizophrenic winning every fucking race is 'good for the sport' is it? Yeah really? These people need culling, reminder these cunts can VOTE. Dead species the human nonces absolute pathetic faggots. We need another world war and hopefully nuclear.
>>149695011>The only emotion that exists is seething anger
>>149695011I don't know where you read that crap so much that makes you sick
sure as hell isn't here
>unhinged seething schizobrit
and you guys call us the worst posters
>>149695083well there is that one dane who will lose his fucking mind over nothing
>>149695026ZERO testosterone exists and majority of humanity is a social brained hivemind who doesn't want to be excluded. Covid proved this. I had spoken to absolute retards in respectable jobs and quite wealthy.
>didn't know why they took vax>took vax regardless>got ill from vax for a few months>blamed vax>took more vax because everyone else didThey'd even compare their vax illnesses fucking RETARD CUNTS
These worthless subhumans can and do VOTE. They're not real people they're an idea of what a person is, and they just copy it. That is society. Society needs unironically to be destroyed. Return to tribalism.
>>149695083>one schizo vs>at least half a dozen retards
>>149695083He's the worst individual, Danes are the worst collective
Or well, used to be, Burgers dethroned you
>>149695083you're just here because of the wheelsucker and Fats, didn't hear anything in the Matti Breschel era
Pog is right. Why give points for the green jersey today when there were no sprints
>>149694903go on boomerbook they have zero filter
>>149695083It's just one guy. The rest of us have extensive collections of Saitama-related pictures
>>149695057Many posters like half the french retards and the toothpaste spastics who adore pooshit. Cyc is less prone but it's still a fairly sycophantic circlejerk of the same dead memes and shitty takes.
>>149695054spastic retard suck a log out of pooshits smelly arsecrack
>>149695098you should apply for Ineos, I want to see Hymen Anusman get the blow-dryer treatment
>>149695119My reading of the /cyc/ consensus is that everyone admires Pog's strength but recognises that he's completely destroying the sport (until Trine goes full Tonya Harding on him)
>>149695166Lance Armstrong ruined the sport and it has just never really recovered, especially after Contador
>>149695145The biggest fucking story in the sport right now is a previous 2 time tour winners wife complaining he doesn't get enough time off and he has to do training camps????? Which is being echoed by a bunch of other riders!
YOUR FUCKING JOB IS BEING ELITE BEST IN THE WORLD. Paid literal millions a year to ride a fucking bike and eat well and prepare to win enormous prestigious sporting events with extensive history and they moan about it! Pay me millions a year to do anything and I do not expect any free time to play with my kids or fit kitchens, I will be the best ever. These sissies are literally football tier nowadays. Weakbrained spastics hope the bubonic plague spreads through the peloton.
>>149695166SKY ruined the sport and it has just never really recovered, especially after Jumbo
>>149695119If you hate this place so much you can just leave you know. Go to krautchan or something idc
>>149695166Dude is a fake humble petty spastic and his team are extremely dodgy and lack any soul. UAE is a major sponsor in the sport, that's when you know it's so fucking over.
Moneychain or some shit now, lost all identity. This is probably how it feels when football was commercialized. Everything losing it's soul
>>149695272>Moneychain or some shit now, lost all identity. This is probably how it feels when football was commercialized. Everything losing it's soulYou're 20-30 years late fren.
>>149695251It went from soulful to extreme try hard le heckin plan your walk from the team bus to the hotel xDDDD
I don't disagree it absolutely gutted the sport of it's soul being so sterilized and anti-human.
>>149695166i love pogacar and what he does to the sport and Iโm not alone since rating records are getting smashed again
>>149695272The US-Postal train was a thing you know
>>149695304Bet you watch capeshit, have an apple mac and order dominos pizza every friday LOL spastic
>>149695308I live with the pain.
>>149693857Guess we're back at the times when whatever happened on the stage you +1 (at least).
>Team Coinbase UEA BetBoom presents:Tadej Pogaฤar!
>>149695308IT'S ONLY WEEK 1!!!
>>149695289>>149695318Lance had some soul even if it was a mccycling team. Battling with the press and actually having a narrative. He also stuck to his specific races and didn't go and win everything like an obnoxious price. Unironically poocunt is worse than lance ever was.
>>149695308I simply live with the pain
Absolutely fucked that they're cornering the market to force you into payed 4x to watch the cunting sport too, it's so dead and over. Cycling just needs to die and get reborn in another 20 years from the embers.
>>149695372cope with the fact that this shitass sport is done for
>>149695233>make 3 million a year>install a kitchen yourselflmao
>>149695083one of him many of yinz
387th discussion about Pogacar ruining the sport and Sky was actually good trust me guys initiated by the schizo
>>149695377Same could be said for every major sport desu.
>payingthat's a (You) problem
>>149695359"Stuck to his race" by trying for 6th and 7th Tour. Sure. He got greedy, the exact same sin you accuse Pogacar of. The greatest riders of all times knew 5 is enough. But not Armstrong, he wanted to outdo Merckx, Hinault, Anquetil, Indurain.
boomers were REALLY good at creating storylines, and now that they're retiring it's all mild twitter drama
Pogacar did what we could expect today it's just that Jonas was utter shit
>>149695410Your not part of this discussion because france isn't a relevant cycling nation so back to your little chateaux you spastic
>>149695434Massive spastic, that spastic twink will be winning until his mid 30s and we all know it. Not only does he go for the tour record but literally every other one too. Your post reaffirms my opinion that you're a fucking retard from a country of retards
>>149695452I think he over extended these past days
>>149695421Minor sports it is
>>149695457>Massive spastic, that spastic twink will be winning until his mid 30s and we all know it. Not only does he go for the tour record but literally every other one too. YPeople said the same about Indurian, Froome etc
>"Hmmm well yes pooshit gave the polkadot jersey to his team mate because his super fast skin suit yes lets discuss this for the next 3 days because the sport is full of boring cunts"
>"Next up.... Crank lengths!"
Sport of midwits
>>149695350top of leaderboard filled with many a meme team who got lucky with shit picks [girmay, waerenskjold, etc] and are now regressing to the mean on the days when the big GC guys get their flush of pointos
>>149695484This is the saving grace honestly and I still hold out hope but I fear I've fallen for it again. Like a fish on a hook being dragged around the pond for 10 years.
Be the change you want to see I guess
>>149695457>he doesn't believe in seixas
I love Pogi as much as the next guy but if he wins 8 minutes ahead of the next guy (probably Jonas) It'll be a bit boring
Enjoy the new mercks lil bro. It's only starting
>>149695452Finally someone sane. The Dauphine was a deviation below his expected perfomance, today he performed at par. In the flat TT last year Pogacar lost .488 second to Evenopoel per km, today .505 s/km.
>>149695537What is worse is every stage he attacks from the base wins by at least a minute all whist the cameras stare at his arse whilst a race goes on behind him. All whilst the commentators fawn over him endlessly repeating the exact same lines. All whilst he insults his fellow riders by making it look ridiculously easy on purpose even saying "I slowed down for the interview!"
Fake humble piece of shit.
>>149695564my friend. doesnt the seething become a bit too much at a certain point
>>149695530>french riders
Trine is and was always right.
>>149695604>he doesn't believe in omrzel
>>149695598I've nearly got it all out of my system really bottled this one up and todays performance just blew the fucking cap christ I hate this sport
>>149695613Hello Jonas what happened today?
>>149695704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
Unironically what's stopping Visma from signing some literal C tier domestique farm boy and pay him one million euros to take out pogi
He gets DQ'ed, eat the fine. Sure you're a man down but who cares.
>>149695377Get a dodgy fire stick, save yourself a few quid AND stick it to Big-TV
>>149695350heh, that was funny one
>>149695841just pay a spectator at this point. and they already did this with honore
a bee got into my helmet and stung me on the top of my head, it fucking hurts
fraud
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>>149695841A C-tier domestique farm boy who they can pay one million dollars? I know just the man for the job
>>149695886An honorable rider like seppy would NEVER do such a thing STOP spreading misinformation
>>149695854Where do you get them?
>>149695841pay 200 albanians with bats to smash his brains into ventoux.
>>149695890It's the third time this summer btw I'm getting really fed up with this little shitters
>>149695871Visma rogue agent. Probably from the same batch that attacked Ayuso.
campy
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>>149695928It's nature's way of telling you to go Full Campy and seal off the dome
>>149695927>and now we see pogacar, solo ahead of the pack, approaching the curva albania
>>149695871Somewhere in Italy a bee didn't come home today to his family. RIP.
>>149695955Lmao. Make it a yearly thing where he gets attacked by 'bani's and we'll see team composition go from skinny twinks to Gleb Syritsa and the henchmen.
>>149695984lmaoing at Lavreysen, Hoogland, Yakovlev, etc. being paid millions to shield Pog in a phalanx at 800 VAM
new thread
>>149695989new thread
>>149695989new thread
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>>149695927FB marketplace for a start, you'll have someone in your local area doing them for sure. As for me it's a family friend
>>149695871This is why you wear a cycling cap
>>149695871another bert getting ayuso'd this year. when will it stop?
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