Jonas gonna slurp untill the TT and then slurp some more

This guy is a psychopath, he skipped out on the vietnam draft by cheesing it with some student program, he said "To be honest, i wasn't interested in dying in a asian rice paddy", then he sent a bunch of Americans to their deaths in Iraq and never apologized for the WMD thing. I wonder if these guys can ever relax or play a game while chilling or watching a movie, or knocking back 12 garage beers while listening to alice in chains, or are they just that addicted to power that their entire life revolves around being like this?

>>513477089
They expect us to believe the following:

>Life randomly started from warm pond soup
>DNA assembled itself and decided to start self-replicating
>Cells just happened to figure out how to cooperate and become multicellular
>Sexual reproduction evolved despite being 100x more complex than asexual
>Eyes evolved independently in multiple species
>Apes randomly stood up and tripled their brain size with no clear driver
>Humans just happened to develop vocal cords, complex language, and thumbs
>Every ancient civilization independently “imagined” gods descending from the sky and creating humans
>Our closest genetic relatives are smashing fruit with rocks while we build particle accelerators
>There's a massive fossil gap between apes and us but don't worry, bro, it's coming
>Mars and Venus show signs of ancient civilization ending cataclysms, but it's all just coincidence
>Consciousness, the experience of “being” just magically emerged from meat electricity
>neurons just accidentally woke up one day and became self-aware

>>213642133
Normies hype it up because it ticks every surface level box they crave. It’s got anover polished, hyper produced sheen. Every scene HAS to be crammed with recognizable A listers, constant fan service to make them feel clever for catching obvious references, and endless hand holding so they never get lost. Even the “twists” are telegraphed a mile away, but they’re predictable in the exact way that makes casual viewers feel like they’re in on something big. Fuck normalfags

>Calendar
Only normgroids use that shit ffs, i was hoping it would be some cool memory feature ;(

the TDF just finished

>>507754465
Actually got my hopes up a bit but... no.