Thread 149809048

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 11
Toulouse - Toulouse
156.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 10:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-10-gc

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13:20 CET

Previous thread:
>>149787783

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Baloise Ladies Tour (2.1)
Prologue
Yerseke - Yerseke
3.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.baloiseladiestour.com/storage/files/file/152.pdf?t=1750514400

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18:45 CET

ogwinslol

>have to endure another slurp stage
tomorrow better be worth it or else....

the thinking man knows today is a wout stage, jusst saying trinefags need not to reply

>>149809257
the wise man knows that pog will win

>>149809048 (OP)
pissma can actually save this stage, they should push hard to kill sprinters

9th for
>P O G I C H U T E
>J O N A S C H U T E
> M E M E C O C H U T E
>I N S H A L L A H P H I L L I P E C H U T E

>>149809568
>the chutes will continue until big Kev wins the Tour

>>149809257
pogi probably sprints better than wout now lmao

You WILL enjoy flat sprinter stages.

>>149809257
i hope powless whoops him again

>>149809510
They looked so bad so far everytime the course goes up you don't even need to push that much

>>149809803
I wonder what the austrian version of this meme looks like

>>149809864
basically the same but fatter

>NOTE: The star assignment is based on a breakout scenario. The candidates for a sprint are on the list above.

they better not slurp all day for a fat man sprint.

>>149809936
>Pacher
huh?

>>149809936
after the rest day it better not be a slurpage, but if it has to be a slurpy stage lets just hope is a sprint slurpage with trek carrying grug to the finish line hopefully is not gonna get merlier'd this time

>>149809946
>I've been very excited to see Quentin Pacher in this race. I have to admit that I thought he had seen his time, but we haven't seen as good a Pacher as we see now for quite some time. This makes him tailor-made for this stage, where he can use both his punch and his good sprint, and at the same time there is a certain probability that he can be part of an FDJ majority, as the French team has quite a few good candidates for this stage.
if youdon't believe in Pacher you don't believe in anything

>>149809957
I mean, it's not completely out of realm of possibility, but surely not 3-stars chance

>>149809048 (OP)
attaque de pogacar à 40km de l'arrivée

>>149810033
fruity ahh mick

>>149809048 (OP)
ANOTHER SLURPER?

I am so fucking done with this tour

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Good morning Bert

Calling today a slurper and sprint stage might be the most obvious giveaway that you are a retarded tourist

Undefined

>>149810126
so if a sprinter wins today you'll relinquish your resident pass deal?

>>149810126
any stage can be a slurper. I've watched the giro before.

>>149810074
morning saar

>>149810138
If Gorillamilan or Merlol wins today i will make the jannies ban me

one less dane to worry about

>>149810140
Less true for the tour

>implying UCI doesn't bow to ASO
masterful deflection of responsibilities, chief

>>149810143
Indian hate thread?

>>149809874
Needs to be swarthy though

>>149810040
You WILL watch the stage and you WILL not fall asleep during it.

that's pretty impressive 2bh

>>149810186
I that case I think the uci will fight to put the tour before. If they do it after no one will show up

>>149810186
Fuck the olympics

>>149810212
Back to the factory, wagie.

Hautacam tomorrow brehs

>>149810215
>If they do it after no one will show up
to the olympics?

>>149810201
>If you watch the final 10 km you will probably be fine

Certified slurper

>>149810232
Yes, no one will travel to us right when they should be in altitude

>>149810229
Now it is tomorrow yes not today which was still tomorrow at half midnight last night. Tomorrow starts at 4am

>>149810237
>no one will travel to us
I totally forgot about this part. kinda reminds me of CX WC that Pidcock won, because no one of note bothered to fly to US

>>149810237
a tdf without big names could be oddly enjoyable

a big stage to show how washed W*UT is, FUCK W*UT

>>149810271
It's called the Giro and usually it's pretty bad

CNT (central neet time) is probably the best time system in the world

>>149810280
kek
the worst thing about cycling is the top guys rarely all do the same race

>>149810269
Pidders saved us from some far worse possibilities

Manifesting a Wout stage win today

>>149810319
He's marked as an actual favorite which is obsurd. I don't care if he came second or 'comes good' in the 2-3 weeks. Milan and Merlier are on rails right now.

>>149810359
the last climb is 12%
fat lads are dropped if the pace is high. maybe even on the climb before

>>149810359
please pay attention to the profile

>>149810375
He's lost a sprint to powerless and memco, he ain't winning shit

>>149810391
i was more responding to him thinking milan and merlel have a chance

>>149810391
please pay attention to recent sprints. he was right behind Milan the other day.

Last 50k

>>149810414
Looks like a sprint stage to me

>>149810414
I hope the fatso teams pace all day then all the fatsos get dropped anyway

>>149810406
and he'll be right behind some shitter on this one like Shampoo-san if he makes it to the finish in the first group at all

Stood on the first step of the TdF podium in Paris in July:
Pogacar: 1 time
Vingegaard: 2 times

>>149810438
*smacks lips*

>>149810414
Exaggerated climbs, that last one especially it's like 1km of riding.

>>149810414
the real question is will Visma try something today

>Flat stage
*YAAAAAAWN* zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Tempted

>>149810414
POGI

>>149810512
hilarious how long this abject psychopath was able to keep up his hero media darling charade

>>149810512
Lance is such a psychopath. Compared to the soys we have these days it's actually sad.

Interview with the writer of that Tadej and Urska children's book.

https://siol.net/sportal/kolesarstvo/zanimive-podrobnosti-nastajanja-slikanice-o-tadeju-pogacarju-in-urski-zigart-copki-izpod-celade-ostanejo-667200

>>149810476
>'Baby Jonas is yet another victim of a fatherless household. You can make a difference by texting HELP and donating just £5 today.'

>>149810521
The fact is that he did raise enormous funds for cancer and other charities. He did enormous good for the world, probably more than anyone in cycling ever has. His conduct in the media and ruthlessness to win and conceal the PELOTON's truth was his downfall.

Lance was a cancer hero who did considerably more good than 'bad'. Being a but of a cunt to bitchy women and scorned ex-team mates is what he's now known for. Really pathetic and the mentality of soys.

u goo cuh?

>>149810534
Social services get involved, kid goes up for adoption, poogacar applies as the foster parent. This would make a great narrative.

>>149810526
Looks like AI slop

>>149810521
Only in the US.

>>149810535
none of this precludes him from being a maniac psycho. also never said that was a bad thing [from a sporting perspective At Least]

>>149810540
so they are gonna delaminate even if not ridden?

>>149810596
only oldfags

Another day, another slurp

>>149810596
Saw him in Tarbes in 2009. I thought he looked tiny and less menacing than on TV

>>149810596
I saw Lance and Hincapie compete in some random pair tt in my bumfuck town in 2004 iirc. Julich/Voigt won.

>>149810280
kek

>>149810629
ASO needs to bring back Team TT in the TDF

>>149810618
>>149810629
>*tfw youre the only /cyc/list to witness lance playing guitar

>>149810637
Next year there will be one

Štybar in the studio

>>149810526
>pogi pa pika
sometimes the 5th grade humour that lives in us comes out and you cant control it
my sides are in orbit

>>149810637
Last one in TdF was in 2019 while the last one in the Giro was in 2015

>>149809048 (OP)
Is it true what that dopeur Mercx and some others have said that if you dont have a positive upperleg to lowerleg ratio dont even bother to get into competitive cycling?
Have there ever been good pro's with a the body shape of a boxer?

t. brickhouse shaped Dutchlet

>>149810637
Consider: mountain TTT and it's the last rider of the team that counts.
This encourages cool strategic decisions like DNSing weaker riders to protect GC contenders.
DNFs during the stage would need a time penalty I guess.

>16,4km transer
hmmm

>>149810526
accurate depiction of fans at the roadside between men and women events
but the bikes have neither brakes nor derailleurs, very lazy by the illustrator

>>149810526
accurate depiction of fans at the roadside between men and women events
but the bikes have neither brakes nor derailleurs, very lazy by the illustrator

>>149810526
>>149810784
AI sloppa

>>149810793
Gayest fag shit ever

>Breschel and Lund instead of Bastien Emil and Holm
LAME
where is my history based twink enjoyer and food connoisseur at Bastien at
danebros this is a disaster

what im going to do now that i dont have Bastien telling me random historic facts and about some random small cheese made by some very special goats on some hills side

>>149810735
Some of the tiny sprinters like ewan must have had tiny femurs. But I think that's probably a fair point. You'd lose so much leverage with short femurs.

>>149810825
literally who

>>149810637
This NEEDS to happen. Such a great event. Showcase the whole team, riders peeling at 60kph. I wonder why they don't. Maybe coverage is shorter or something.

>>149810833
surely you dont watch TDF on Tv2 like a good little goy tourist right?

>>149810414
Bertollo getting an aneurysm

>>149810033
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>149810834
It's a skill you have to train to be good at too. Maybe the teams complained that it sucked?

Stybar in the studio

>Koenman
W H O ?

>>149810847
Dont forget he probably plapped his slighty overweight gf in his yellow jersey

>>149810856
Looks Romanian

there was a near crash yesterday with some random cyclist nearly chuting into the visma team or something?

delayed?

problematic moustache on Voigt

Hello where are the cyclists

hannah the potato looks more like a potato every day
the ponytail doesnt help either

>>149810879
we already live in france bert

>Toulouse stage
>Airbus shilling

>>149810895
based

>>149810885
I see clips of euro coverage and I lust over their beautiful women who are in fact average in euroland. As they say Britain conquered the world because the seamen wanted away from their wives and mothers and sisters.

Load of goofballs gloid women too.

>>149810717
please don't make fun of Papika

>>149810895
>>149810900
thicc

>>149810895
>>149810900
kinda cute

>>149810895
Boeing could never ...

ok, he's losing it

>>149810922
bertacekbros...

>>149810922
>losing
lost

>>149810900
>>149810895
looks like a whale

>>149810900
I should call him

>>149810927
Beluga means "Whale" in Ukrainian

>>149810927
yes, well. beluga is a whale

Magnus Cort in the breakaway?

>>149810948
he should
but he has been a GIGAFRAUD this race

>>149810900
mogs me

looks like Milan wants to go in the break for sprint points

Milan is so scared of arriving with Merlier is going into break away mode

>Bardet on the moto
SOVL

WOUT WOUT WOUT

today is the day woutbros

>>149810979
>wastes energy early on in the race again and will drop back with 50k to go
that was supposed to be allah's job

>>149810985
the thumbnail looks like w*ut puts a shotgun in his mouth. maybe today IS the day indeed

>>149810985
GOAT

>>149810989
its called having soul sweetie you should try

Milan zero IQ masterclass

I want to live in Toulouse now.

>>149811006
There are an insane amount of mosquitos and the traffic fucking sucks. Nice place otherwise.

>Davide Bellerini
>last climb: Pech David
Subtle foreshadowing that he's not going to win

I miss the Bretagne :(

>>149810927
smartest germ

too pretty. french countryside needs a walmart or two

Reminder that Stannard is a dopeur

How should I respond?

>>149811011
funny name indeed, could it be jiddish
>>149810793
hope they do a jonas version too, maybe viking themed, including sea monsters

>>149811070
>SEA monster
dont disrespect Trine like this, its not cool

>>149811043
show bob and vagene

What's the point of pumping so early on when you can pump in the last 300m instead and win

How washed is Roglic?

>>149811070
Pech just means hill in local occitan dialect. Cognate of Puy, Poggio, Podium...

>>149811125
also Picco in Italian

>>149811104
Giving the audience a good show

>>149811115
dude is like pushing 40

>>149811070
>>149811125
"Pech David" means "Tough luck David" in German

USA USA USA

>>149811131
Picco comes from latin picus, not podium

>>149810856
One day they'll bring in Caleb and I'm gonna riot.
Frauds need to gtfo

>>149811056
It's a Toulouse tradition to piss in the Garonne so that Bordeaux gets it

>>149810949
he's been ill, just like my fraud pick SIVAKOV

>>149811153
пeчь Дaвид means oven David

>>149811209
sounds a bit antisemitic

>>149811006
looks like a furnace city

Is 2nd peloton a rare occurence ?

Have you heard about this new discipline called gravel running berts?

Since when do medics cycle with the breakaway?

>>149811251
Trine is not happy

kom should be triangles not dots

>>149811249

These days many retards do it on asphalt or concrete fucking their knees. Modern society forgot the old tradition of running on grass, dirt or gravel.
I usually call it just "running". It's an oldschool sport, invented in ancient greece when a messenger discovered that he could go faster when letting his legs move faster and not touch ground in the process.

Wegmann said Politt told him he talked Pogi out of yellow. Pogi wanted to go for a stage victory.

>>149811276
they did it nekkid back then they should do it nekkid now

>>149811003
Giro will never recover from this

>>149811276
Yes, but running outside doesn't sell 300€ shoes

Big dessert of nothing, not even a tree for the horses. Fuck farmers

>>149811276
not being a fatfuck with shit joints also helps

>>149811295
they seem to be having patio’s probably stable horses still tree’s would be preferable don’t think they’re farmer horses THOUGH

France TV has a live of the stage with 20k spectators where Lilian Calmejane is answering questions from the (moderated) chat, does anyone has a question for him ?

>>149811305
does he hate visma and their riders?

>>149811305
>Lilian Calmejane
she sounds cute

>>149811305
how often is he called Jane?

gaan tronchon my son

>>149811305
Would he Trine?

>>149811327
would you?

>>149811305
what was the AG2R riders' opinion about brown shorts?

So where is Wout?

>>149811364
There or thereabouts.

>>149811327
Who would not ?

>>149811320
Never because it's written Jeanne in French

>>149811312
I asked if the team is liked or not I saw someone else asked the same question but still no answer.

>>149811383
>Who would not ?
me

I just learned that when you press the perineum after you pee, you can also press out the remaining drops of piss in the urethra, thereby avoiding the dreaded shake. I have wasted literal days of my life shaking bros. But this will be no more. No more I tell you.

got my 1000m done
do the hills and you won't need the pills

>>149811398
Did you also know that if you press it while you orgasm, you will get the orgasm, but not shoot out any cum?

>>149811398
I just put 2 fingers in my ass after a wee. It has worked wonders for years

>>149811408
This sounds potentially life-threatening tbqh, will never try

>>149811418
Is that Cancellara loool

>>149811412
>wonders
are you referring to your schizophrenic episodes?

>>149811408
It prolongs the orgasm as well, used to do it as a teen when my fren told me about it. We'd wank on xbox live together haha good times

>Strava has made changes to its flyby feature, with users now having to opt-in for the comparisons and overview function.

>Flybys are a tool that allows you to see the profiles of people you passed while cycling or running, also letting you view their full route.

>But the function has raised some safety concerns, as Strava users pointed out it would be easy to use flybys to track athletes, figure out their routine, and even see dark or secluded areas of their route.

fuck sake all I want to do is have a gawk at their insta

One of those days where I wish they banned team radios

>>149811461
This happened like 5 years ago bert. You need to pay for strava pro and look at segments for the day

>>149811466
That's what they all say, then Anna Kiesenhofer wins.

>>149811461
just check a segment you know they rode, you can filter down to riders of just today. strava is the perfect tool for stalkers

>>149811469
I am only a casual stalker. It's been over 5 years since I done any stalking

remco dropped kek

>breakaway gonna take forever
>they get 1 minute just before the climbs start
>UAE pulls because why not
>pogiwinslol
this is what will happend

Having to ride back alone when they are going 50 lol good luck bro

>>149811491
axelfraud didn't give him even a 1* in todays vinderbund btw

>>149811430
XD

Yesterday Jonas got a haircut from one of the Visma mechanics

>>149811496
>NOTE: The star assignment is based on a breakout scenario
pay attention motherfucker

>>149811508
what does that mean?

>Demare
he was in the race?

>>149811513
Can't leave hair samples at a regular barber

>>149811513
he is not focussed. worried about his appearance more than the race. it's over.

>>149811511
I DID, but he didn't put pog in the sprint scenario names either. SO

>>149811479
Flybies are fun. Here in vienna you can see cycling is some sort of social signaling things. People with sworks and 220 ftp doing precise intervals. Always make me laugh

jalabert thought yates had a problem. what a fucking retard i'm so sick of this low iq dopped shiter. it's literally his riding style you fuckingi diot

>>149811525
yes well er... he did

>>149811513
Nothing. German broadcast showed a brief interview with him where he got ask what he spent the rest day.

how do you spent the rest day /cyc/?

>>149811547
seems the sneaky bastard edited it after i read it. i have a screencap what it said early yesterday. i apologize for nothing

>>149811559
i cut grass

>>149811559
long rides, if the weather is good

is this a mass sprint end?

>>149811559
Hung out with family, went roller skiing and started re-reading Murakami's 1Q84.

worst voice of any commentator ever, it makes my blood boil everytime that hag opens her mouth

Just in case you were unaware of these dates, /tri/. The 2025 IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS will be held on September 14, for the men (Nice, France) and on October 11, for the women (Kailua-Kona, Hawaii). You are welcome.

>>149811604
why are women competing in the ironMAN world championships?

>>149811604
I thought they always had them on the island is this the first time they do it in another place or does it happen more often?

>>149811604
Can brave frenchman Sam LAIDLOW do it again?

>>149811609
So we get to see their thighs in one piece swimsuits.

>>149811559
My 1 day in the office, spent it talking shit about DIY and distracting all the people pretending to be busy. Then spent evening with my daughter

>>149811615
not with his vaxx damage

Peloton cucked

>>149811604
I swam out the sea in Nice once and nearly didn't make it back. Some current they have there. I was wondering why I was Mickey boody Phelps on the way out.

WATCH OUT ITS A DRAGON

>Group Pacher
we made the big time Pacherbros

Sprinter teams BTFO'd

NO RULES

NO RULES ANYMORE IN CYCLING

I had a dream last night and it was fucking crazy. THere was a final of a tour stage and basically it was a reduced group, right hand corner to the finish on slight cobble like champs on stage 21. An FDJ rider and pogacar divebombed the corner and collided and poogacar got seriously fucked up and flinged over a barrier. Finished the stage with a clear broken leg.

Might have been an apparition lads

did ya see that camerman lepping around like a frog? comical

>>149811654
dopage time

where's the decency gone to follow the unwritten rules of cycling?

>>149811654
Zoomers have no respect and ruined my cyclisme

>>149811654
WRONG

>>149811614
the organizers seperated the champs for the genders, alternating between nice and kona every year since 2023, but this will be reversed in 2026 with a one face format in Kona going forward: https://www.triathlete.com/culture/news/2026-ironman-world-championship-location

They should start punching each other like in Road Rash.
Picking up weapons from spectarors, etc.

>>149811654
but astana has been acting like that for years

CHUTE VINGEGAARD

fishboy down

>>149811654
>Non rules?! Zese kazakh crooks weehl fair mon wrath! Ai shall punish zem wiv mon baguette...

>>149811669
based iconoclastic zoomers

happenings?

retard stage

dunno what's going on here but at least it wasn't a slurper anyway

Healy + Fishboy attack

ATTAQUE DU VINGEGARD

ze rijden zoals junioren michel

JONAS AND HEALY GOING FULL RETARD

>Pogi closed the gap
DAMN IT
no fun allowed with the faggot

TOTAL SPRINTER DEATH

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

Roglic lache

LIPO in the group, I repeat, LIPO in the group

>Jonas after a restday
scary stuff

convince me not to get a whoop lads

>>149811726
>>149811727
>drinks the redbull
>goes to sleep

>>149811721
>just let your opponent go for free

Visma attacked a peeing pogacar

>>149811737
dont do it

>>149811742
>>149811654

waar Wellens, waar Politt
the state of UAE...

>>149811737
buy gaymin

are there really no better stream sites than the ones in the OP?

Onley make it. Good lad

>>149811737
compromisation of your personal privacy

Indomable Quinn

>>149811737
I fell for the meme. It was a mistake. Look into a garmin venu. That's more of a health tracker but also comes with a lot of useful features. A year of whoop is just over half the price of a garmin venu.

The interface is nice and slick but that doesn't make up for the lack of features from a garmin.

>>149811737
it's cringe
It's onions
It's pseudoscience

I've seen enough, Stier will win

>so long for the intermediate sprint (and probably the stage)
Milantrekbros...

this was a stage for top ganna...

>>149811758
>>149811770
>>149811765
>>149811753
>>149811743
cheers lads Im convinced now

>Roglic saving matches again
Based

>>149809048 (OP)
Is it worth turning the TV on for this stage or should I can I continue scrolling on the 'chin without missing anything?

Wout chads, today is our day

Good group with grug

>>149811789
should become interesting in 40min

>>149811789
get the TV on NOW vingegaard already attacked poogacar. It's great

Back from my run, what happened?

>>149811802
Fish smash

>>149811794
The DS is getting a call from Trine right this second

>>149811802
Jonas went solo
Memco saved the Dopeur
Roglic slept, cyc wept

proper group that

DE LIE burning the one match he has, for 0.5 sprint points

Pogi green closer than ever

>>149811801
Is it true that they attacked him during a piss break?

remco sipping coke

>De Lie can't even outsprint Simmons
haha

>>149811823
No that's untrue. Poogacar been sitting far back all day and they exposed that with an attack. UAE psyop

>>149811802
Visma attack pee breaks now

MVDP has a cold, and goes into the break. whats your excuse bert?

a fucking brick cathedral
how cheap can toulousains get

>>149811836
>Matje battling cold just for a chance to cuck Wout one more time

>>149811836
I actually like to sweat a cold out

>only way wout can get in a break is by following grug
neverending humiliation

Why are the G2 shitters not getting head (of the race)?

>AND THE BREAK IS AT THE LINE
>ITS GOING TO BE A CLOSE ONE
>VAN DER POEL LEADS IT OUT
>AND VAN AERT COMES OVER TOP
>VAN AERT IS GOING TO WIN TH-
>AND HERE COMES NEILSON POWLESS STORMING OUT OF THE PELOTON

>>149811864
5 extremely strong riders are caning it up ahead already

>>149811853
"Sweating out a cold" through exercise is a common myth. Rest is what you need, aCtuaLLy

>"HOW FUCKING DARE THEY ATTACK WHILE I WAS PISSING"
>"Visma needs more respect towards their fellow runner"
>"this is not okay"
>"i dont know why they do it maybe to annoy me"
already looking foward to the seethe and cope interview of Pogi later

>>149811864
saving matches for the ramps innit

Just put a cheeky $10 on quinn simmons to win

Trek is a shite failing brand. Their bikes are going backward in terms of technology, the prices are unspeakable. The accessories are shitty quality and they stopped making a lot of production lines because it's a failing company lmao.

Their bikes this tour look shit

>>149811882
not selling the 520 frame anymore is the real crime here

>>149811876
what was even the point to attack when they got to him in 20 seconds, he knew that he won't drop anyone on flat

>>149811882
from trek to canyon to next bike im going to build myself using high quality chinese brand carbon frame

>2 out of 5 bells are ded
The West... has falled....

Chances of breakaways looking at each other after they group and peleton coming back ?

>>149809048 (OP)
where the fuck is jorgensson lmao

>>149811899
16.8%

>>149811908
That's more or less what I had in mind thanks

>>149811899
If Van Der Poel can catch them, why shouldn't the peloton?

>Israel pulls in the pedalton
>Israel attacks Syria
coincidence?

>>149811882
the aero bottle and cage are the best product they have on offer

What bike computer do you recommend? I had a Bolt V2 for years but lost it. Can't believe the price is still like $270

how realistic is it for Benny Hill to make the podium?

>>149811924
5%

>>149811924
lol

>>149811923
garmin edge 540

>>149811924
1% there’s always a chance

>>149811908
nah, too high
a break from the break though...

NO MERCY

oh look, another worthless team radio message

>>149811924
he will lose 3 min on Hautacam alone

>>149811924
50/50
he either does or he doesn't

Groupama Wilier Filante slr Is in my humble opinion the prettiest ride of the Tour, but the Jayco Giant propel is the working man choice

What's the point of watching TdF if Roidgaçar will win thanks to the "marginal gains" that the oil state of United Arab Emirates provides him?

>>149811938
On Rai they said Luis Mate is the one that select those messages

>>149811961
men in high-performance synthetic skinsuits

Any rain in the upcoming days?

>>149811975
BASED

>>149811961
>What's the point of watching Vuelta a España if Roidgaçar will win thanks to the "marginal gains" that the oil state of United Arab Emirates provides him?

>>149811961
UAE has nothing to with Sola

>>149811961
Uh, he has constantly been losing the yellow jersey and he isn't even leading at the moment.
Healy has a comfortable lead and is looking very good after the rest.

>>149811978
Storms this Sunday and Monday

what the fuck are the Israel riders doing

>>149811961
ciclismo. you wouldn’t get it

what's Israel endgame here?

Why is Israel whoring for the peloton ?

>>149811996
destroy palestine and conquer the world

>>149811996
a Druze buffer state between them and Syria proper

>>149811990
Good

MSHW (Mads Should Have Won)

>>149811742
we're reaching women levels of hatred

>>149811654
"Surely this will get us on the netflix promo"
>>149811882
I'll get a chinky cube gravel bike next
>>149812019
All WHO's

>>149811996
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Jewish children.

I've seen enough. The gap is too big. Breakaway wins.

isr*el gives up

>this is the start of the new cycling era
>shows a picture of a fat black kid

that dude looks like he's go a huge cock

Will tomorrow’s stage actually be kino or yet another slurper?

>>149812052
Otakam will be a nothingburger

>>149812052
nothing ever happens

>>149811996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

roglic never recovered after 2022 vuelta crash

>>149812051
All that cock and his wife still wanted Jamal's seed. Grim.

>>149812052
Hautacam is not called Sulfur dopage mountain for nothing

what the fuck is wrong with Groupama

>>14981196
the best guy will always be man vs nature same reason I watch athlecism

>>149812018
the red steer?

flute gnome cosplay

>>149812082
everytime I see him I think of picrel

Uh, the van der Poel chase group hasn't made any ground in the last 15 minutes. They're ngmi

why is there no gravel stage this year

What's a Pedalton?

>>149812096
thats on purpose, they don't want to catch them yet else they have to pull 5 more riders along. big brain move

>>149812096
That’s because they want to starve them

>>149812097
Conspiracy against wout

>be Wout
>group you're in is called "Gr van der Poel"

de lie is married already

>>149811209
maybe this is why i got the initial jiddish association
>>149811603
you should hear one guy commenting on our national tv, that's pure ear-rape

MVDP will attackon cote de pech david and do 10k solo

is today a 50 pts stage?

>>149812117
>The Torah specifies that the heifer in question must be without spots or blemish, and never yoked or milked.
kwab

>>149812127
ye

>>149812119
Big if true

Quinn Simmons is the definition of based retard. He tries something (and fails) on every stage

>>149812180
EF DNA

Nicolas Roache is actually a good commentator

>>149812180
you won't succeed if you don't try

>>149812148
Qu'est-ce que tu fous ?

>>149812180
he would be a great giro rider. the standard is too high for him in tdf

Are they really just toying with G1?

>>149812103
>>149812107
They won't catch them. It's over.

Good motor pacing in front to tyre grug and sout for laurance. These moto have the highest race IQ of the race

aight wake up. the race starts on the next climb

>>149812189
Too expensive for you lil bro?
Did you know they have pieces of the Mir station there?

They will catch them on David's Pech and fred will assassinate them

they're risking to become chasse patate at this point

>>149812185
Yeah he's great. The synergy between them is brilliant too.

>>149812111
+48 vs +28 simple as

>Speedometer goes away when they're on the steepest downhill section
reeeee

>>149812180
you miss every shot you don’t take innit

Everyone was seething yesterday that is was a sprint stage lmao

>>149812228
>yesterday

>>149812228
yes this general is filled with many drooling retards

>>149812228
I predicted pogiwinslol

bink bank tour, binche chimay binche, tour de abitibi who tf is naming these races bruh

Any stage not about the GC is slurping.

Tete sisters, we can do it

attaque nucleaire

USA USA USA

Simmons was playing poker lol
baited

OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>149812228
knowers know that stages like this often deliver kino action

simmons blinked

GIVE THAT MAN A STAGE WIN DAMNIT

Simmons for supercombatif

>>149812228
This stage? Would 800m @ 12.4% be enough to break the sprinters or there's enough flats to make it up after that.

waar is wout?

>>149812209
already seen that in Moscow

anything but the norgay uno-fraud shitter

What a stage this is

Surely they are not letting a snowape win

Las-Vegas baller can actually win this

Medic looks strong

Why Quinn Simmons has 0 combative rider awards? He has been carrying all Tour till now

one sniff and youll win

R A M P A S

Skjelmose is such a fraud

Sucks that Simmons isn't gonna get a stage

>>149812282
you need to speak french to be eligible

fucking fjeldabe

Wout attack when?

Wout van Shart

>>149812296
They should let people vote like on Eurovision or something not French only jury

>>149812306
Next Tour.

Wout burning a whole box of matches the day before Hautacam

g3 sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

>>149812306
he's saving himself for jonas

RAMPAS
A
M
P
A
S

>>149812309
they only do that for weekly awards through xwitter

Why isn't Wout helping set up a Fishboy nuclear attack to get up in the GC right now?

>>149812309
Riders should vote themselves

Someone is getting a chute in that corner

kino scenes

pogi attack?

Look at the fans! Kino

front two look way stronger than the rest

G1 is pas normal

wout and mvdp KWABbed

Wout and Grug looking fraudismo

punch flarefags with spiked knuckles

VAN DER POEL

Will Pog attack?

Mathje should’ve gone sooner

what is this, alp d huez? why so many people

Wout not looking good

>>149812332
>>149812346
nah

KING KEV

Toulouse closed

LIPOWITZ LOOKING GOOD

Come on Kevin! Push some watts

ALLEZ KEVIN

fuck off Jorg

>>149812355
>people
>french

>>149812376
Pog’s best leadout

yea grug aint catching those two lads

>>149812370
Germans gets more gay by the second

>Vingegaard

lmao

What was that

What a KWAB move

wtf this shitter doing

Fishman is desperate lmao

hillarious

And you Tourists called this a slurper baka

AND JONAS ATTACKS AT THE TOP
>asks for overtake instantly

That was it? ...

>>149812355
Big city a few km away

random ass attack from Jonas
literrally why

>SafeR
>attacking on the descends
I hate jorgenson so much I hope he breaks his neck on the downhill

Grug suddenly closed 8s

gwan Gruggo

>>149812393
>>149812394
>>149812399
Wanted to show he made a move without committing to it.
Real "HOLD ME BACK, BRO, HOLD ME BACK" energy.

another tactical masterclass by visma

grug unkwabable.

>>149812408
POsitioning down the decent probably.
Same reason Campenaerts pulled into the climb.

>>149812410
>attacking on the descends
they're doing it every fucking time

POGI CHUTE

Poggers

KWAB

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

CHUTE

POGACHUTE
NO NO NO NO NO NO

THE PLAN WORKED

POGI CHUTE

POGI DOWN

KWAB KWAB KWAB

CHUTE POGACAR

OH NO NO NO NO NO

POGI CHUTE

OOOPSIE

?

POGOVER

CHUTE DE POGI

YES YES YES YES YES YES FUCK YES
THANK YOU GOD AHAHAHHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
I HOPE HE FUCKING BROKE SOMETHING

oh no no no

ASSASSINATION DE POGACAR

Who invited these retard Norwegians?

LOL

CHUTE COMEDIQUE

kek what a hit job

DISQUALIFY UNO-X
DISQUALIFY UNO-X
DISQUALIFY UNO-X
DISQUALIFY UNO-X

UNO-X ASSASIN

3 km rule today?

WHY IS JONAS AND JORGENSON NOT RIDING NOW

This should be a yellow card

VISISMA

went to the toilet
missed the chute

>Waiting for Pogacar to catch up
Ultimate KWAB.

If only Vingegaard didn't expend his energy with his earlier attack.

oh well

ALLEZ MATHIEU

Joke of a sport, cucks all of them

Boring

coward scum attack attack ATTACK

wow they went full respect

No fucking way my internet cut literally missing the crash FFS

>>149812451
>Visma company headquartered in Oslo, Norway
really makes you think

POGACAR DED

visma fair play award, cringe
>>149812461
yes

Lance would’ve never waited

>>149812465
4km to go and you go to the toilet?
Anon please take your meds

Even in chutes Pogi is very tough

>waiting
Fuck this gay sport

Watch Grug catch them but lose the sprint

ultimately it's visma's fault

peloton KWABOTY

I dont mind waiting but in the last 4k fuck no

It's over regardless, he broke his ass

CAM ON WOUT

>>149812488
straight up assassination

>>149812488
FUCKING BASED

These riders are very respectful sportsmen, wouldn't dare cheat a competitor by using dirty tricks

>*injects more doping after the stage*

Why memco didn't pull? He could have gotten close to the yellow.

BANG BANG BANG CAM ON GRUG

>>149812488
man uno-x needs to fuck of

>>149812488
>>149812493
Assassination to Tadej DOPACAR by the coward Tobias Holland JOHANNESSEN

HOPP SWISS

Shimano mechanic’s life dream FULFILLED

lmao

lmao

>invader
Cringe and grim

lmao

CAM OOOOOON

BODY CHECK

KEK

>>149812509
you don’t want to be that guy

Grug looking back, it's ogre.

kek

if all it takes is Pogi to chute is a norgay win im willing to pay them alot

im going straight to a uno-x carwash

based slumdunk
hope he broke his spine

>>149812511
You are responsible for your own front wheel retard.

hahahah KINO

wo3ut

these guys are all over the fucking place

greenpeace or paleslimenigger?

Action packed last few k

>fjeldabe wins
LAME

>slowmo showing the body check in the background
kek

>>149812511
Success breeds jealousy.

>>149812530
Not his fault pogacar wasn't paying attention

>>149812553
my money is on shitskin

The kalmar union strikes again, we wont forget this Pogibros

shitter teams taking out favorites again

>>149812553
Believe it or not, he is protecting white wine with steak

so I told Uno X to go score some UCI points and the mad lads actually went and did it

Kino stage

I hate uno-x like you wouldn't believe

Wout can't even get 4th...

BASED BASED BASED

what a stage

lol someone clip the spectator ran onto the street and got tackled by official

anyone got the webm of the spectator getting taken out?

Excellent stage, really great. I dreamt that poogacar crashed last night too! And he did today. Genuinely think I have paranormal powers then.

matje shouldn't have let g3 slurp those extra 6-7s before the final climb

>>149812553
they should just unite at this point
both are equally insuferable

god i hope Pogacar is wounded bandly
hopefully broken bones and wounded pride
maybe even a destroyed knee

Norwegian commentators are literally crying rn

>>149812553
he was waving a pali scarf, so probably one of soros minions

nuke norgay

Pogacar will suffer from that chute. Hautacam tomorrow. Jumbobros this could be our time

>>149812573
>>149812575
The security guard seemed the bigger issue than the spectator.

This was supposed to be an extra rest day.

>>149812583

Thor just hogging the limelight at the finish lol

>>149812587
>TT two days after a crash
OH NO POGISTANS

>>149812575
Why so violent. He din do nuffin.

>not even naked
not a real striker

>>149812557
>>149812586

:^)

>>149812587
Hard from the start, it'll be good. 5 Jumbo's into the break I expect.

kino stage

>>149812575
>>149812573
wtf was he trying to do? where is gendarmerie=

no handshake with roglic

the constant attacks hurt pogacars concentration ability
visma tactical masterclass, 5 mins tomorrow

imagine that protestor if it was a bunch sprint

>norway may have saved the tdf
Holy based nordic gods I kneel.

UAE and Pogimerda would not have waited

Lipowitz IQ estimate?

>>149812591
Now that you mention it, the invader was behind the sprinter, the security got way too close to the front of the sprinters.

>>149812583
overdosing on asthma medicine