Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 11
Toulouse - Toulouse
156.8km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist
GC after stage 10:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-10-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-11/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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13:20 CET
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>>149787783
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Baloise Ladies Tour (2.1)
Prologue
Yerseke - Yerseke
3.1km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2025/startlist
Roadbook:
https://www.baloiseladiestour.com/storage/files/file/152.pdf?t=1750514400
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2025/prologue/live
Streams:
https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/?v5=Partner&v6=BaloiseLadiesTour_Button
18:45 CET
>have to endure another slurp stage
tomorrow better be worth it or else....
the thinking man knows today is a wout stage, jusst saying trinefags need not to reply
>>149809257the wise man knows that pog will win
>>149809048 (OP)pissma can actually save this stage, they should push hard to kill sprinters
9th for
>P O G I C H U T E
>J O N A S C H U T E
> M E M E C O C H U T E
>I N S H A L L A H P H I L L I P E C H U T E
>>149809568>the chutes will continue until big Kev wins the Tour
>>149809257pogi probably sprints better than wout now lmao
You WILL enjoy flat sprinter stages.
>>149809257i hope powless whoops him again
>>149809510They looked so bad so far everytime the course goes up you don't even need to push that much
>>149809803I wonder what the austrian version of this meme looks like
>>149809864basically the same but fatter
>NOTE: The star assignment is based on a breakout scenario. The candidates for a sprint are on the list above.
they better not slurp all day for a fat man sprint.
>>149809936after the rest day it better not be a slurpage, but if it has to be a slurpy stage lets just hope is a sprint slurpage with trek carrying grug to the finish line hopefully is not gonna get merlier'd this time
>>149809946>I've been very excited to see Quentin Pacher in this race. I have to admit that I thought he had seen his time, but we haven't seen as good a Pacher as we see now for quite some time. This makes him tailor-made for this stage, where he can use both his punch and his good sprint, and at the same time there is a certain probability that he can be part of an FDJ majority, as the French team has quite a few good candidates for this stage.if youdon't believe in Pacher you don't believe in anything
>>149809957I mean, it's not completely out of realm of possibility, but surely not 3-stars chance
>>149809048 (OP)attaque de pogacar ร 40km de l'arrivรฉe
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>>149810033fruity ahh mick
>>149809048 (OP)ANOTHER SLURPER?
I am so fucking done with this tour
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Calling today a slurper and sprint stage might be the most obvious giveaway that you are a retarded tourist
>>149810126so if a sprinter wins today you'll relinquish your resident pass deal?
>>149810126any stage can be a slurper. I've watched the giro before.
>>149810138If Gorillamilan or Merlol wins today i will make the jannies ban me
one less dane to worry about
>>149810140Less true for the tour
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>implying UCI doesn't bow to ASO
masterful deflection of responsibilities, chief
>>149810143Indian hate thread?
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>>149809874Needs to be swarthy though
>>149810040You WILL watch the stage and you WILL not fall asleep during it.
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that's pretty impressive 2bh
>>149810186I that case I think the uci will fight to put the tour before. If they do it after no one will show up
>>149810186Fuck the olympics
>>149810212Back to the factory, wagie.
>>149810215>If they do it after no one will show upto the olympics?
>>149810201>If you watch the final 10 km you will probably be fineCertified slurper
>>149810232Yes, no one will travel to us right when they should be in altitude
>>149810229Now it is tomorrow yes not today which was still tomorrow at half midnight last night. Tomorrow starts at 4am
>>149810237>no one will travel to usI totally forgot about this part. kinda reminds me of CX WC that Pidcock won, because no one of note bothered to fly to US
>>149810237a tdf without big names could be oddly enjoyable
a big stage to show how washed W*UT is, FUCK W*UT
>>149810271It's called the Giro and usually it's pretty bad
CNT (central neet time) is probably the best time system in the world
>>149810280kek
the worst thing about cycling is the top guys rarely all do the same race
>>149810269Pidders saved us from some far worse possibilities
Manifesting a Wout stage win today
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>>149810319He's marked as an actual favorite which is obsurd. I don't care if he came second or 'comes good' in the 2-3 weeks. Milan and Merlier are on rails right now.
>>149810359the last climb is 12%
fat lads are dropped if the pace is high. maybe even on the climb before
>>149810359please pay attention to the profile
>>149810375He's lost a sprint to powerless and memco, he ain't winning shit
>>149810391i was more responding to him thinking milan and merlel have a chance
>>149810391please pay attention to recent sprints. he was right behind Milan the other day.
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Last 50k
>>149810414Looks like a sprint stage to me
>>149810414I hope the fatso teams pace all day then all the fatsos get dropped anyway
>>149810406and he'll be right behind some shitter on this one like Shampoo-san if he makes it to the finish in the first group at all
Stood on the first step of the TdF podium in Paris in July:
Pogacar: 1 time
Vingegaard: 2 times
>>149810414Exaggerated climbs, that last one especially it's like 1km of riding.
>>149810414the real question is will Visma try something today
>Flat stage
*YAAAAAAWN* zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
>>149810512hilarious how long this abject psychopath was able to keep up his hero media darling charade
>>149810512Lance is such a psychopath. Compared to the soys we have these days it's actually sad.
Interview with the writer of that Tadej and Urska children's book.
https://siol.net/sportal/kolesarstvo/zanimive-podrobnosti-nastajanja-slikanice-o-tadeju-pogacarju-in-urski-zigart-copki-izpod-celade-ostanejo-667200
>>149810476>'Baby Jonas is yet another victim of a fatherless household. You can make a difference by texting HELP and donating just ยฃ5 today.'
>>149810521The fact is that he did raise enormous funds for cancer and other charities. He did enormous good for the world, probably more than anyone in cycling ever has. His conduct in the media and ruthlessness to win and conceal the PELOTON's truth was his downfall.
Lance was a cancer hero who did considerably more good than 'bad'. Being a but of a cunt to bitchy women and scorned ex-team mates is what he's now known for. Really pathetic and the mentality of soys.
>>149810534Social services get involved, kid goes up for adoption, poogacar applies as the foster parent. This would make a great narrative.
>>149810526Looks like AI slop
>>149810521Only in the US.
>>149810535none of this precludes him from being a maniac psycho. also never said that was a bad thing [from a sporting perspective At Least]
>tfw youre the only /cyc/list to have witnessed lance irl
>>149810540so they are gonna delaminate even if not ridden?
Another day, another slurp
>>149810596Saw him in Tarbes in 2009. I thought he looked tiny and less menacing than on TV
>>149810596I saw Lance and Hincapie compete in some random pair tt in my bumfuck town in 2004 iirc. Julich/Voigt won.
>>149810629ASO needs to bring back Team TT in the TDF
>>149810618>>149810629>*tfw youre the only /cyc/list to witness lance playing guitar
>>149810637Next year there will be one
>>149810526>pogi pa pikasometimes the 5th grade humour that lives in us comes out and you cant control it
my sides are in orbit
>>149810637Last one in TdF was in 2019 while the last one in the Giro was in 2015
>>149809048 (OP)Is it true what that dopeur Mercx and some others have said that if you dont have a positive upperleg to lowerleg ratio dont even bother to get into competitive cycling?
Have there ever been good pro's with a the body shape of a boxer?
t. brickhouse shaped Dutchlet
>>149810637Consider: mountain TTT and it's the last rider of the team that counts.
This encourages cool strategic decisions like DNSing weaker riders to protect GC contenders.
DNFs during the stage would need a time penalty I guess.
>>149810526accurate depiction of fans at the roadside between men and women events
but the bikes have neither brakes nor derailleurs, very lazy by the illustrator
>>149810526accurate depiction of fans at the roadside between men and women events
but the bikes have neither brakes nor derailleurs, very lazy by the illustrator
>>149810793Gayest fag shit ever
>Breschel and Lund instead of Bastien Emil and Holm
LAME
where is my history based twink enjoyer and food connoisseur at Bastien at
danebros this is a disaster
what im going to do now that i dont have Bastien telling me random historic facts and about some random small cheese made by some very special goats on some hills side
>>149810735Some of the tiny sprinters like ewan must have had tiny femurs. But I think that's probably a fair point. You'd lose so much leverage with short femurs.
>>149810637This NEEDS to happen. Such a great event. Showcase the whole team, riders peeling at 60kph. I wonder why they don't. Maybe coverage is shorter or something.
>>149810833surely you dont watch TDF on Tv2 like a good little goy tourist right?
>>149810414Bertollo getting an aneurysm
>>149810033This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>149810834It's a skill you have to train to be good at too. Maybe the teams complained that it sucked?
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Stybar in the studio
>>149810847Dont forget he probably plapped his slighty overweight gf in his yellow jersey
>>149810856Looks Romanian
there was a near crash yesterday with some random cyclist nearly chuting into the visma team or something?
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delayed?
problematic moustache on Voigt
Hello where are the cyclists
hannah the potato looks more like a potato every day
the ponytail doesnt help either
>>149810879we already live in france bert
>Toulouse stage
>Airbus shilling
>>149810885I see clips of euro coverage and I lust over their beautiful women who are in fact average in euroland. As they say Britain conquered the world because the seamen wanted away from their wives and mothers and sisters.
Load of goofballs gloid women too.
>>149810717please don't make fun of Papika
>>149810895Boeing could never ...
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ok, he's losing it
>>149810922bertacekbros...
>>149810900I should call him
>>149810927Beluga means "Whale" in Ukrainian
>>149810927yes, well. beluga is a whale
Magnus Cort in the breakaway?
>>149810948he should
but he has been a GIGAFRAUD this race
looks like Milan wants to go in the break for sprint points
Milan is so scared of arriving with Merlier is going into break away mode
today is the day woutbros
>>149810979>wastes energy early on in the race again and will drop back with 50k to gothat was supposed to be allah's job
>>149810985the thumbnail looks like w*ut puts a shotgun in his mouth. maybe today IS the day indeed
>>149810989its called having soul sweetie you should try
Milan zero IQ masterclass
I want to live in Toulouse now.
>>149811006There are an insane amount of mosquitos and the traffic fucking sucks. Nice place otherwise.
>Davide Bellerini
>last climb: Pech David
Subtle foreshadowing that he's not going to win
too pretty. french countryside needs a walmart or two
Reminder that Stannard is a dopeur
>>149811011funny name indeed, could it be jiddish
>>149810793hope they do a jonas version too, maybe viking themed, including sea monsters
>>149811070>SEA monsterdont disrespect Trine like this, its not cool
>>149811043show bob and vagene
What's the point of pumping so early on when you can pump in the last 300m instead and win
>>149811070Pech just means hill in local occitan dialect. Cognate of Puy, Poggio, Podium...
>>149811125also Picco in Italian
>>149811104Giving the audience a good show
>>149811115dude is like pushing 40
>>149811070>>149811125"Pech David" means "Tough luck David" in German
>>149811131Picco comes from latin picus, not podium
>>149810856One day they'll bring in Caleb and I'm gonna riot.
Frauds need to gtfo
>>149811056It's a Toulouse tradition to piss in the Garonne so that Bordeaux gets it
>>149810949he's been ill, just like my fraud pick SIVAKOV
>>149811153ะฟeัั ะaะฒะธะด means oven David
>>149811209sounds a bit antisemitic
>>149811006looks like a furnace city
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Is 2nd peloton a rare occurence ?
Have you heard about this new discipline called gravel running berts?
Since when do medics cycle with the breakaway?
>>149811251Trine is not happy
kom should be triangles not dots
>>149811249These days many retards do it on asphalt or concrete fucking their knees. Modern society forgot the old tradition of running on grass, dirt or gravel.
I usually call it just "running". It's an oldschool sport, invented in ancient greece when a messenger discovered that he could go faster when letting his legs move faster and not touch ground in the process.
Wegmann said Politt told him he talked Pogi out of yellow. Pogi wanted to go for a stage victory.
>>149811276they did it nekkid back then they should do it nekkid now
>>149811003Giro will never recover from this
>>149811276Yes, but running outside doesn't sell 300โฌ shoes
>you canโt win the tour here but you can lose it
Big dessert of nothing, not even a tree for the horses. Fuck farmers
>>149811276not being a fatfuck with shit joints also helps
>>149811295they seem to be having patioโs probably stable horses still treeโs would be preferable donโt think theyโre farmer horses THOUGH
France TV has a live of the stage with 20k spectators where Lilian Calmejane is answering questions from the (moderated) chat, does anyone has a question for him ?
>>149811305does he hate visma and their riders?
>>149811305>Lilian Calmejaneshe sounds cute
>>149811305how often is he called Jane?
>>149811305Would he Trine?
>>149811305what was the AG2R riders' opinion about brown shorts?
>>149811364There or thereabouts.
>>149811327Who would not ?
>>149811320Never because it's written Jeanne in French
>>149811312I asked if the team is liked or not I saw someone else asked the same question but still no answer.
>>149811383>Who would not ?me
I just learned that when you press the perineum after you pee, you can also press out the remaining drops of piss in the urethra, thereby avoiding the dreaded shake. I have wasted literal days of my life shaking bros. But this will be no more. No more I tell you.
got my 1000m done
do the hills and you won't need the pills
>>149811398Did you also know that if you press it while you orgasm, you will get the orgasm, but not shoot out any cum?
>>149811398I just put 2 fingers in my ass after a wee. It has worked wonders for years
>>149811408This sounds potentially life-threatening tbqh, will never try
>>149811418Is that Cancellara loool
>>149811412>wondersare you referring to your schizophrenic episodes?
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>>149811408It prolongs the orgasm as well, used to do it as a teen when my fren told me about it. We'd wank on xbox live together haha good times
>Strava has made changes to its flyby feature, with users now having to opt-in for the comparisons and overview function.
>Flybys are a tool that allows you to see the profiles of people you passed while cycling or running, also letting you view their full route.
>But the function has raised some safety concerns, as Strava users pointed out it would be easy to use flybys to track athletes, figure out their routine, and even see dark or secluded areas of their route.
fuck sake all I want to do is have a gawk at their insta
One of those days where I wish they banned team radios
>>149811461This happened like 5 years ago bert. You need to pay for strava pro and look at segments for the day
>>149811466That's what they all say, then Anna Kiesenhofer wins.
>>149811461just check a segment you know they rode, you can filter down to riders of just today. strava is the perfect tool for stalkers
>>149811469I am only a casual stalker. It's been over 5 years since I done any stalking
>breakaway gonna take forever
>they get 1 minute just before the climbs start
>UAE pulls because why not
>pogiwinslol
this is what will happend
Having to ride back alone when they are going 50 lol good luck bro
>>149811491axelfraud didn't give him even a 1* in todays vinderbund btw
Yesterday Jonas got a haircut from one of the Visma mechanics
>>149811496>NOTE: The star assignment is based on a breakout scenariopay attention motherfucker
>>149811508what does that mean?
>Demare
he was in the race?
>>149811513Can't leave hair samples at a regular barber
>>149811513he is not focussed. worried about his appearance more than the race. it's over.
>>149811511I DID, but he didn't put pog in the sprint scenario names either. SO
>>149811479Flybies are fun. Here in vienna you can see cycling is some sort of social signaling things. People with sworks and 220 ftp doing precise intervals. Always make me laugh
jalabert thought yates had a problem. what a fucking retard i'm so sick of this low iq dopped shiter. it's literally his riding style you fuckingi diot
>>149811525yes well er... he did
>>149811513Nothing. German broadcast showed a brief interview with him where he got ask what he spent the rest day.
how do you spent the rest day /cyc/?
>>149811547seems the sneaky bastard edited it after i read it. i have a screencap what it said early yesterday. i apologize for nothing
>>149811559long rides, if the weather is good
is this a mass sprint end?
>>149811559Hung out with family, went roller skiing and started re-reading Murakami's 1Q84.
worst voice of any commentator ever, it makes my blood boil everytime that hag opens her mouth
Just in case you were unaware of these dates, /tri/. The 2025 IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS will be held on September 14, for the men (Nice, France) and on October 11, for the women (Kailua-Kona, Hawaii). You are welcome.
>>149811604why are women competing in the ironMAN world championships?
>>149811604I thought they always had them on the island is this the first time they do it in another place or does it happen more often?
>>149811604Can brave frenchman Sam LAIDLOW do it again?
>>149811609So we get to see their thighs in one piece swimsuits.
>>149811559My 1 day in the office, spent it talking shit about DIY and distracting all the people pretending to be busy. Then spent evening with my daughter
>>149811615not with his vaxx damage
>>149811604I swam out the sea in Nice once and nearly didn't make it back. Some current they have there. I was wondering why I was Mickey boody Phelps on the way out.
>Group Pacher
we made the big time Pacherbros
NO RULES ANYMORE IN CYCLING
I had a dream last night and it was fucking crazy. THere was a final of a tour stage and basically it was a reduced group, right hand corner to the finish on slight cobble like champs on stage 21. An FDJ rider and pogacar divebombed the corner and collided and poogacar got seriously fucked up and flinged over a barrier. Finished the stage with a clear broken leg.
Might have been an apparition lads
did ya see that camerman lepping around like a frog? comical
where's the decency gone to follow the unwritten rules of cycling?
>>149811654Zoomers have no respect and ruined my cyclisme
>>149811614the organizers seperated the champs for the genders, alternating between nice and kona every year since 2023, but this will be reversed in 2026 with a one face format in Kona going forward: https://www.triathlete.com/culture/news/2026-ironman-world-championship-location
They should start punching each other like in Road Rash.
Picking up weapons from spectarors, etc.
>>149811654but astana has been acting like that for years
>>149811654>Non rules?! Zese kazakh crooks weehl fair mon wrath! Ai shall punish zem wiv mon baguette...
>>149811669based iconoclastic zoomers
dunno what's going on here but at least it wasn't a slurper anyway
ze rijden zoals junioren michel
JONAS AND HEALY GOING FULL RETARD
>Pogi closed the gap
DAMN IT
no fun allowed with the faggot
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TOTAL SPRINTER DEATH
LIPO in the group, I repeat, LIPO in the group
>Jonas after a restday
scary stuff
convince me not to get a whoop lads
>>149811726>>149811727>drinks the redbull>goes to sleep
>>149811721>just let your opponent go for free
Visma attacked a peeing pogacar
waar Wellens, waar Politt
the state of UAE...
are there really no better stream sites than the ones in the OP?
>>149811737compromisation of your personal privacy
>>149811737I fell for the meme. It was a mistake. Look into a garmin venu. That's more of a health tracker but also comes with a lot of useful features. A year of whoop is just over half the price of a garmin venu.
The interface is nice and slick but that doesn't make up for the lack of features from a garmin.
>>149811737it's cringe
It's onions
It's pseudoscience
I've seen enough, Stier will win
>so long for the intermediate sprint (and probably the stage)
Milantrekbros...
this was a stage for top ganna...
>Roglic saving matches again
Based
>>149809048 (OP)Is it worth turning the TV on for this stage or should I can I continue scrolling on the 'chin without missing anything?
Wout chads, today is our day
>>149811789should become interesting in 40min
>>149811789get the TV on NOW vingegaard already attacked poogacar. It's great
Back from my run, what happened?
>>149811794The DS is getting a call from Trine right this second
>>149811802Jonas went solo
Memco saved the Dopeur
Roglic slept, cyc wept
DE LIE burning the one match he has, for 0.5 sprint points
Pogi green closer than ever
>>149811801Is it true that they attacked him during a piss break?
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>De Lie can't even outsprint Simmons
haha
>>149811823No that's untrue. Poogacar been sitting far back all day and they exposed that with an attack. UAE psyop
>>149811802Visma attack pee breaks now
MVDP has a cold, and goes into the break. whats your excuse bert?
a fucking brick cathedral
how cheap can toulousains get
>>149811836>Matje battling cold just for a chance to cuck Wout one more time
>>149811836I actually like to sweat a cold out
>only way wout can get in a break is by following grug
neverending humiliation
Why are the G2 shitters not getting head (of the race)?
>AND THE BREAK IS AT THE LINE
>ITS GOING TO BE A CLOSE ONE
>VAN DER POEL LEADS IT OUT
>AND VAN AERT COMES OVER TOP
>VAN AERT IS GOING TO WIN TH-
>AND HERE COMES NEILSON POWLESS STORMING OUT OF THE PELOTON
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>>1498118645 extremely strong riders are caning it up ahead already
>>149811853"Sweating out a cold" through exercise is a common myth. Rest is what you need, aCtuaLLy
>"HOW FUCKING DARE THEY ATTACK WHILE I WAS PISSING"
>"Visma needs more respect towards their fellow runner"
>"this is not okay"
>"i dont know why they do it maybe to annoy me"
already looking foward to the seethe and cope interview of Pogi later
>>149811864saving matches for the ramps innit
Just put a cheeky $10 on quinn simmons to win
Trek is a shite failing brand. Their bikes are going backward in terms of technology, the prices are unspeakable. The accessories are shitty quality and they stopped making a lot of production lines because it's a failing company lmao.
Their bikes this tour look shit
>>149811882not selling the 520 frame anymore is the real crime here
>>149811876what was even the point to attack when they got to him in 20 seconds, he knew that he won't drop anyone on flat
>>149811882from trek to canyon to next bike im going to build myself using high quality chinese brand carbon frame
>2 out of 5 bells are ded
The West... has falled....
Chances of breakaways looking at each other after they group and peleton coming back ?
>>149809048 (OP)where the fuck is jorgensson lmao
>>149811908That's more or less what I had in mind thanks
>>149811899If Van Der Poel can catch them, why shouldn't the peloton?
>Israel pulls in the pedalton
>Israel attacks Syria
coincidence?
>>149811882the aero bottle and cage are the best product they have on offer
What bike computer do you recommend? I had a Bolt V2 for years but lost it. Can't believe the price is still like $270
how realistic is it for Benny Hill to make the podium?
>>149811923garmin edge 540
>>1498119241% thereโs always a chance
>>149811908nah, too high
a break from the break though...
oh look, another worthless team radio message
>>149811924he will lose 3 min on Hautacam alone
>>14981192450/50
he either does or he doesn't
Groupama Wilier Filante slr Is in my humble opinion the prettiest ride of the Tour, but the Jayco Giant propel is the working man choice
What's the point of watching TdF if Roidgaรงar will win thanks to the "marginal gains" that the oil state of United Arab Emirates provides him?
>>149811938On Rai they said Luis Mate is the one that select those messages
>>149811961men in high-performance synthetic skinsuits
Any rain in the upcoming days?
>>149811961>What's the point of watching Vuelta a Espaรฑa if Roidgaรงar will win thanks to the "marginal gains" that the oil state of United Arab Emirates provides him?
>>149811961UAE has nothing to with Sola
>>149811961Uh, he has constantly been losing the yellow jersey and he isn't even leading at the moment.
Healy has a comfortable lead and is looking very good after the rest.
>>149811978Storms this Sunday and Monday
what the fuck are the Israel riders doing
>>149811961ciclismo. you wouldnโt get it
what's Israel endgame here?
Why is Israel whoring for the peloton ?
>>149811996destroy palestine and conquer the world
>>149811996a Druze buffer state between them and Syria proper
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>>149811742we're reaching women levels of hatred
>>149811654"Surely this will get us on the netflix promo"
>>149811882I'll get a chinky cube gravel bike next
>>149812019All WHO's
>>149811996We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Jewish children.
I've seen enough. The gap is too big. Breakaway wins.
>this is the start of the new cycling era
>shows a picture of a fat black kid
that dude looks like he's go a huge cock
Will tomorrowโs stage actually be kino or yet another slurper?
>>149812052Otakam will be a nothingburger
>>149812052nothing ever happens
>>149811996https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
roglic never recovered after 2022 vuelta crash
>>149812051All that cock and his wife still wanted Jamal's seed. Grim.
>>149812052Hautacam is not called Sulfur dopage mountain for nothing
what the fuck is wrong with Groupama
>>14981196the best guy will always be man vs nature same reason I watch athlecism
>>149812018the red steer?
>commentary hyping rampas inhumanas
>>149812082everytime I see him I think of picrel
Uh, the van der Poel chase group hasn't made any ground in the last 15 minutes. They're ngmi
why is there no gravel stage this year
>>149812096thats on purpose, they don't want to catch them yet else they have to pull 5 more riders along. big brain move
>>149812096Thatโs because they want to starve them
>>149812097Conspiracy against wout
>be Wout
>group you're in is called "Gr van der Poel"
de lie is married already
>>149811209maybe this is why i got the initial jiddish association
>>149811603you should hear one guy commenting on our national tv, that's pure ear-rape
MVDP will attackon cote de pech david and do 10k solo
>>149812117>The Torah specifies that the heifer in question must be without spots or blemish, and never yoked or milked.kwab
Quinn Simmons is the definition of based retard. He tries something (and fails) on every stage
Nicolas Roache is actually a good commentator
>>149812180you won't succeed if you don't try
>>149812148Qu'est-ce que tu fous ?
>>149812180he would be a great giro rider. the standard is too high for him in tdf
Are they really just toying with G1?
>>149812103>>149812107They won't catch them. It's over.
Good motor pacing in front to tyre grug and sout for laurance. These moto have the highest race IQ of the race
aight wake up. the race starts on the next climb
>>149812189Too expensive for you lil bro?
Did you know they have pieces of the Mir station there?
They will catch them on David's Pech and fred will assassinate them
they're risking to become chasse patate at this point
>>149812185Yeah he's great. The synergy between them is brilliant too.
>>149812111+48 vs +28 simple as
>Speedometer goes away when they're on the steepest downhill section
reeeee
>>149812180you miss every shot you donโt take innit
Everyone was seething yesterday that is was a sprint stage lmao
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>>149812228yes this general is filled with many drooling retards
>>149812228I predicted pogiwinslol
bink bank tour, binche chimay binche, tour de abitibi who tf is naming these races bruh
Any stage not about the GC is slurping.
Tete sisters, we can do it
Simmons was playing poker lol
baited
>>149812228knowers know that stages like this often deliver kino action
GIVE THAT MAN A STAGE WIN DAMNIT
Simmons for supercombatif
>>149812228This stage? Would 800m @ 12.4% be enough to break the sprinters or there's enough flats to make it up after that.
>>149812209already seen that in Moscow
anything but the norgay uno-fraud shitter
Surely they are not letting a snowape win
Las-Vegas baller can actually win this
Why Quinn Simmons has 0 combative rider awards? He has been carrying all Tour till now
Skjelmose is such a fraud
Sucks that Simmons isn't gonna get a stage
>>149812282you need to speak french to be eligible
>>149812296They should let people vote like on Eurovision or something not French only jury
Wout burning a whole box of matches the day before Hautacam
g3 sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>149812306he's saving himself for jonas
>>149812309they only do that for weekly awards through xwitter
Why isn't Wout helping set up a Fishboy nuclear attack to get up in the GC right now?
>>149812309Riders should vote themselves
Someone is getting a chute in that corner
front two look way stronger than the rest
Wout and Grug looking fraudismo
punch flarefags with spiked knuckles
Mathje shouldโve gone sooner
what is this, alp d huez? why so many people
>can't catch 80kg dude on a climb
Come on Kevin! Push some watts
>>149812355>people>french
>>149812376Pogโs best leadout
yea grug aint catching those two lads
>>149812370Germans gets more gay by the second
Fishman is desperate lmao
>attacking on the last meters
And you Tourists called this a slurper baka
AND JONAS ATTACKS AT THE TOP
>asks for overtake instantly
>>149812355Big city a few km away
random ass attack from Jonas
literrally why
>SafeR
>attacking on the descends
I hate jorgenson so much I hope he breaks his neck on the downhill
>>149812393>>149812394>>149812399Wanted to show he made a move without committing to it.
Real "HOLD ME BACK, BRO, HOLD ME BACK" energy.
another tactical masterclass by visma
>>149812408POsitioning down the decent probably.
Same reason Campenaerts pulled into the climb.
>>149812410>attacking on the descendsthey're doing it every fucking time
POGACHUTE
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YES YES YES YES YES YES FUCK YES
THANK YOU GOD AHAHAHHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
I HOPE HE FUCKING BROKE SOMETHING
Who invited these retard Norwegians?
>Shit-X shitter once again fucking up the tour
DISQUALIFY UNO-X
DISQUALIFY UNO-X
DISQUALIFY UNO-X
DISQUALIFY UNO-X
WHY IS JONAS AND JORGENSON NOT RIDING NOW
This should be a yellow card
went to the toilet
missed the chute
>Waiting for Pogacar to catch up
Ultimate KWAB.
If only Vingegaard didn't expend his energy with his earlier attack.
Joke of a sport, cucks all of them
coward scum attack attack ATTACK
wow they went full respect
No fucking way my internet cut literally missing the crash FFS
>>149812451>Visma company headquartered in Oslo, Norwayreally makes you think
visma fair play award, cringe
>>149812461yes
Lance wouldโve never waited
>>1498124654km to go and you go to the toilet?
Anon please take your meds
>crashing hard before hautacam stage
Even in chutes Pogi is very tough
>waiting
Fuck this gay sport
Watch Grug catch them but lose the sprint
ultimately it's visma's fault
I dont mind waiting but in the last 4k fuck no
It's over regardless, he broke his ass
>>149812488straight up assassination
These riders are very respectful sportsmen, wouldn't dare cheat a competitor by using dirty tricks
>*injects more doping after the stage*
Why memco didn't pull? He could have gotten close to the yellow.
BANG BANG BANG CAM ON GRUG
>>149812488man uno-x needs to fuck of
>>149812488>>149812493Assassination to Tadej DOPACAR by the coward Tobias Holland JOHANNESSEN
Shimano mechanicโs life dream FULFILLED
>>149812509you donโt want to be that guy
Grug looking back, it's ogre.
if all it takes is Pogi to chute is a norgay win im willing to pay them alot
im going straight to a uno-x carwash
based slumdunk
hope he broke his spine
>>149812511You are responsible for your own front wheel retard.
these guys are all over the fucking place
greenpeace or paleslimenigger?
>slowmo showing the body check in the background
kek
>>149812511Success breeds jealousy.
>>149812530Not his fault pogacar wasn't paying attention
>>149812553my money is on shitskin
The kalmar union strikes again, we wont forget this Pogibros
shitter teams taking out favorites again
>>149812553Believe it or not, he is protecting white wine with steak
so I told Uno X to go score some UCI points and the mad lads actually went and did it
I hate uno-x like you wouldn't believe
Wout can't even get 4th...
lol someone clip the spectator ran onto the street and got tackled by official
anyone got the webm of the spectator getting taken out?
Excellent stage, really great. I dreamt that poogacar crashed last night too! And he did today. Genuinely think I have paranormal powers then.
matje shouldn't have let g3 slurp those extra 6-7s before the final climb
>>149812553they should just unite at this point
both are equally insuferable
god i hope Pogacar is wounded bandly
hopefully broken bones and wounded pride
maybe even a destroyed knee
Norwegian commentators are literally crying rn
>>149812553he was waving a pali scarf, so probably one of soros minions
Pogacar will suffer from that chute. Hautacam tomorrow. Jumbobros this could be our time
>>149812573>>149812575The security guard seemed the bigger issue than the spectator.
This was supposed to be an extra rest day.
>>149812583Thor just hogging the limelight at the finish lol
>>149812587>TT two days after a crashOH NO POGISTANS
>>149812575Why so violent. He din do nuffin.
>not even naked
not a real striker
>>149812587Hard from the start, it'll be good. 5 Jumbo's into the break I expect.
>>149812575>>149812573wtf was he trying to do? where is gendarmerie=
the constant attacks hurt pogacars concentration ability
visma tactical masterclass, 5 mins tomorrow
imagine that protestor if it was a bunch sprint
>norway may have saved the tdf
Holy based nordic gods I kneel.
UAE and Pogimerda would not have waited
>>149812591Now that you mention it, the invader was behind the sprinter, the security got way too close to the front of the sprinters.
>>149812583overdosing on asthma medicine
>>149812599>dinduThat's why our society is dying.
If you don't pucn retards in the head they will never learn and will keep doing their retarded antics.
>>149812618Careers get ended maybe even a life (the protester). They won't though. They don't want to get hurt.
gotta have the good sportmanship moment for the netflix documentary
>>149812622About the same as the temperature in Toulouse.
uno-x dsq and bus raid when?
So its finally Adam Yates time to be captain of the oil
TICK TOCK POGISHIT ITS HAUTACAM TOMORROW
>>149812611You think Roglic even noticed that Pogacar fell through the tapentadol daze?
>>149812618total sprinter death
>>149812618Like the suffragette at the horse race
Lol what Astana attacked during the peloton piss break?
>>149812630real talk - yellow card or nah?
>>149812630>DQ I was thinking more a 200 point gift in the KoM and a combativity prize at the end of the stage. That sounds fair.
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>>149812642>What is a Tadej?
>>149812637It not being made anymore.
>>149812630Scandibros united against the great satan
>>149812629I mean, he was on the left. Not like he was causing any problem. The guard is the one that ran in the middle of the road.
>restore tension in GC
>wheelsuck
>win the stage
Loki smiles on Uno-X today
>breakaway from the very start
>one of the contenders chutes
>the team he's racing against waits for him
>the fellers from the breakaway WIN
KINO stage or what?!
this dudeโs balls havenโt dropped yet
>>149812649I thought they were complaining about it (see "no rules")
>>149812629So it's okay to run beside the riders on the tight twisty mountain paths but not the wide, flat straight finishes?
>>149812630god we are based
>>149812650Definately he didn't give enough clearance for poogacar at all. That was really reckless.
>>149812650Nah ofc. It's pogs fault.
>>149812630Literally fell on his own lmao.
NOT GUILTY
>>149812672LMAO
but thats just how your average norgay man sounds like
>>149812675only a 60 kmh difference
Pog is gonna be mad as fuck tomorrow
>>149812650Yellow for Pogi
>>149812650should be thrown out of the race. that's piss poor amateur stuff. beyond sloppy and careless
I love abrahamsen this is great, such a cutie pie
Reminder crashes are the cherry on the top for cycling. We love to see riders race and compete but when the number one enemy of the sport crashes, it's a glorious momnet. Wish my internet didn't die so I missed it. FURIOUS.
>>149809048 (OP)yeah, pogi is probably seething hard, 30s minimum won on the fish
This is best and most intense Tdf so far I have ever watched and I've been actively watching since 2012
>>149812693he's been seething most of this tour so far
wonder what this crash is going to do for his mental
>quanto e stato bello vedere (pocagar falling in the background)
RAI is absolutely based lmao.
>>149812697The crash is punishment enough. No need to throw Pog out.
>>149812693*sore as fuck tomorrow
>>149812706Yeah this year has been phenomenal so far
>>149812653they should have let him retake that photo why does he look so scared
Uno-X only having Norwegian riders is racist
>>149812712that's just what norwegians look like
>>149812672>"I gained some weight, 20 kilo, and after that I feel strong and stronger every year.">Suddenly, by eating properly, he noticed other things happen.>In his mid 20s, Abrahamsen went through a delayed puberty, growing a whopping 6cm and belatedly requiring a shaving kit.>As he told Norwegian TV channel TV2 Norge prior to this year's Tour, he even started to take notice of women for the first time in his life.a likely story
>>149812650100% yellow and it should be more
>>149812715They have a dane, that is diversity enough.
>>149812715dane erasure desu
>>149812712Camera is relative new for Norwegians
>>149811737Get yourself a basic SIGMA certified Sigma computer, like a true SIGMA that you (possibly) are.
>>149812715they have a few D*nes
when do we get the damage report
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Pogi is lucky his bike did not break
>>149812706>>149812711Uh, isn't this tour basically a 3 person competition between Pogacar, Vingegaard and Remco?
With Pogacar having like a 2 minute lead (aka free win)?
So the stages might be fun, but the tour is effectively decided already.
>>149812721Same happened to me 2bh
>>149812712Too much social interaction for us, so no wonder he's scared.
The good guys keep winning
Poel said he didnโt knew there was people in front
>>149812745are you blind or something aussie cunt
Pogi crashing hard today before 3 very hard mountain stages opens up the race ALOT
>>149812743>Healysomeone please explain
>>149812768but he had radio
>>149812768He thought he was leading?
>>149812768Did Alpecin get the tactical director the dutch women had at the 2020 olympics?
>>149812764he said monday that he is done with GC and wants to go for stages and KOM now
>>149812772sunday was a wild ride
>>149812771>Attacking an injured riderYou bring great shame to your country.
>>149812768Grug and high IQ, epic duo.
>>149812783Olympics didn't have team radio. No excuses here.
>>149812771He doesnโt look that damaged really
Visma has 100% resigned to the fact that there is no chance for yellow
>>149812799loser team like their loser whipped gay leader
>Remco yelled stop to everyone
confirmed fairplay from RemGOD
>norgays comes crawling out of the woodworks acting tough because they won ONE stage since forever
>>149809048 (OP)ok so tomorrow it's going to be a serious attack or another joke? niggers might not attack too much considering the TT on friday, also visma should sign that uno x guy (the one that hit pogi)
>>149812808>Listening to a competitorDoes this also work if he yelled "LET ME WIN" ?
Pog went straight to the bus after the stage. Hauptman says he's ok for now, but we don't know anything yet
>>149812808RemKING, best rider I hope he somehow wins by allah will
>>149812808the fish fears the seething manlet
>>149812816What the fuck are you talking about? There's alway lots of us here.
>>149812808common knowledge he's good friends with pog i doubt he would have done the same for jonas
>>149812808Remco is such a cuck
>>149812824That sidewalk impact looked bad
>>149812816how many danish stagewins this tour?
>>149812788He crashed on his own.
>>149812808What does the quran say about attack on a crash
>>149812833pogi kinda let him win the Olympic jersey
My dad works for UAE, Pog broke is hand when hitting the sidewalk. Its over
>>149812824Please give us live updates
Remco will work for pog in the mountains.
>>149812816soon to be stripped anyway. RAID THE BUS
>>1498128420 (zero) lmao and how it will end
Visma got exactly what they wanted with creating all the chaos all the time.
Now they can even pretend to be the fair play champions, while profiting from the crash for the rest of the Tour.
told you everyone but roglic will crash this tour, the fish is next
>Pogichuds seething on social media calling for Johannessen to be DQ'ed
>>149812863i thought these nutjobs were climate change muppets but they all moved on to anti-israel protests now
>>149812873spent last week saying constantly he mad lolololo
now oh but fairplay muh uh
>>149812808>Bucko that isn't even in the yellow jersey race says to waitFair play my ass, that's pure virtue signalling.
>>149812887Their russian handlers change their targets quickly.
>>149812887It's almost as if they don't actually care about their causes and just want attention...
>>149812887Same people, just going with what gets the most attention at any given time
>>149812887they are all the same leftoid zealots protesting for "popular thing"
Gutted, this is the first full day I've not been able to watch cos of childcare (poorly kid at home needing lots of attention) + some bullshit unavoidable cleanup at work. Been a juggling act and cyc came third. The POGICHUTE came through meme magic wins again
No girl will look at you the way she looks at big Ben :(
>>149812873It's the only way they win, pretty sure they do it on purpose
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 11
>>149812887they are basically paid posters but irl.
its not something they belive, they sell themselves to the highest bidder.
Rog is high of his balls again
Shimano mechanic's finest moment
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>>149812925there was once hope in those glassy eyes
>>149812896 >>149812898 >>149812901 >>149812903 >>149812917 What the fuck are you yapping. Being Pro-Palestine has always been an ultra fashionable among leftists. Leave your basements once in a while.
>>149812929yeah crazy good response times from the shimano guy
you sometimes wonder why they're even there but in moments like this you appreciate them
>>149812929If its a sram rider do they just ignore him?
>>149812887If you are not anti-israel you are literally a good goy.
>>149812942any type of streaker are paid by billionares/millionares through shell corps to get a message in front of people, they are usually on wellfare or druggies and get a big payday.
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imagine pog cracks on hautacam due to his injuries
>>149812952You forgot to tip your tinfoil hat.
my body is ready for a Jonas Vingegaard 5 star axelgod vinderbud
Dont get your hopes up for tomorrow. Its gonna be a breakaway slurper.
>>149812942You have to be retarded if you don't recognize the exact same tactics from the exact same types of people over varying causes.
There is probably some ideology in there to begin with, but it's so fickle it's always about the ne thing, whatever gets them the attention they crave because they didn't get it from mommy and daddy.
>>149812957Just like last time, innit?
>>149812957Pogichuds will forever call this years TDF a * win
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>>149812936carbon handle bars are safe
>>149812961i dont engange with paid posters or bots sorry, this is my last message to you.
>stage 11 2022
>lost to Jonas on Granon
>stage 11 2024
>lost to Jonas in a sprint
>stage 11 2025
>chuted
thankfully no more stage 11 this year
>>149812981is there a single muslim that follows these?
>>149812949"I'm on no side because nobody's on my side" - barking old mad fuck
>>149812997They're always on the losing side of things so I don't think it comes up too often.
>>149812995>crashes on stage 11dont look up who has start number 11
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>>149812821Why you keep calling me fat? Leaner than you burger boi.
>>149813016>narvaez tries to give him a retaliatory shoulder tomorrow>accidentally targets anders instead
>>149813017>cum stained hoody
>>149812929me on the left
>>149813016oh Pogi is MAAAAAAD
>>149813016>he didn't say any words to menot-so-friendly Pogi unlocked
>>149812973back to facebook gramps
>>149813029toothepaste not that I care either way
>>149812863instead of doing this stupid shit they just need to slash israel team bus' tyres or something if they really feel strongly about this cause
>>149813016>pogi showing his true colorskek
>>149812929Peak performance
True colours poogacar is the best. Shows the wrold he's a total cunt. Everyone remembers to hate him again. Cycling world stands behind Visma and Vingegaard entirely.
>>149813038your boyfriend's toothpaste?
>>149813016>he didn't say any words to mekek, not so quirky wholesome when the cameras are not there.
>>149813055how tf can someone be happy when he injured himself, not everyone is a PR machine
>>149813017hoodies can hide a lot
>>149812929how do you avoid retarded norweigians chopping your wheel?
>>149812929Based and propilled.
>>149812947I mean, you wouldn't?
>>149812936Reckon it'd be for sale soon. Wonder how good a deal could be pulled off.
>>149813039Or you tards just stop paying them.
>>149813067dont be on the radio at such important moments duh
>>149813016>Wearing a suicide vestFitting given the way he was riding.
>>149813062what the fuck is he supposed to say? johannesen is basically a gnat to him he's being kind to not swat him like one
this is just bad for cycling
jonas wins
>yeah but pogacar was injured
pogacar wins
>they can't even beat him when he's hurt, it's over
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>>149813065Mad that because you can literally see my face is shredded. I have been fat before but now I'm more handsome and leaner than majority of cyc. God I'm such a smooth operator.
>>149813079>Dont worry about it, it was my fault.Anything else is just being a little bitch, that can't handle standing up for our own mistakes.
>>149813017you can literally see the FASD kek
pogicar is a rat doper piss drinker
So basically what happened today is Jumbo paid UnoX for a poogacar assassination in exchange for a stage. Wout ensured the group didn't work. Vingegaard even shut down a chaotic 30 man group to ensure it's a manageable breakaway for Abrahamsen.
Vingegaard x UnoX collaborations.
Why did Visma only attack 50m from the top of the climb, and then on the descent? Couldn't they have earlier on the final climb?
average cyclist apology interaction
>akwardly moves over to affected rider
>puts out one hand for a handshake high five hybrid
>รฉya sarry that that happenaed to yu man ehรฉ
>slaps back of affected rider a few times
>fucks off
>>149813107But it worked out perfectly.
>>149813107>trying to figure out what the fuck Pissma is ever doing
>>149813107They're afraid of the counter attack.
>>149813100>FASDYou mean the squinting because I'm looking into the sun? Sure cope lil dude. Why don't you post a pic of yourself? Haha you won't because you're a bitch that's scared people will mock you LOL.
>>149812957>Jonas falls and snaps his neck in two on the Soulor descent
>>149813107complaining about attacks on descend and always attacking on descend themselves is a signature vismoid tactics
>>149812957imagine if WADA actually investigated the biggest fraud in the history of the sport
>>149813120>flat face>thin upper lip>hooded eyesbert i...
>>149813133They are never gonna pop pog
>>149813133who, vingegaard? nigga was literally a no one and won tdf
>>149813107it worked though nervous descent favorite crashed out
>>149813133I agree. It's criminal that ABRAHAMSEN is still running amok
>>149813140Sure, seething mid 30's doomer.
>>149813133Armstrong lost all his tittles though
>>149813159ahem he was a CHEATER but not a fraud.
Pogacar will curbstomp the competition tomorrow.
That's like 100% certainty.
Vingegaard looks weaker than last year when he was injured before the Tour.
is it bad take wednesday or is this just what cyc is like
remember when Pogi had his stupid little crash on the Loze stage because he was tired and not paying attention?
well today was just like it
Totally BTFO'd that american haha absolute prick
>>149813180Now we just need him to forget to eat.
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>got signed with Sabgal
>immediately got popped for doping
kek. kinda ahead of a curve, buddy
>>149813184lol, lmao even
>>149813170It must be a full moon cos all the fannies are living in wacky world
>>149813180Jonas loses 1min on him tomorrow
>>149813155you are ugly fat retarded and autistic kek
>>149813186Visma to roll attacks on UAE from the start tomorrow
send Jorgenson or Yatesi in the breakaway
>>149813203Pogi loses ATLEAST 2 minutes tomorrow
>>149813204such a faggy sport its incredible.
>>149813205Mad seethe lmao you've only done yourself here really
Post yourself or no more respondy from me :3
>>149813206no one in peloton will allow jorgensson to go on a breakaway, are you delusional
>Visma can only win if Pog is injured
once a small team, always a small team
When poogacar got back on his bike he had to make some insane seated effort. That will have shred his poor ickle leggy wegs. Today poogacar used significantly more energy than Vingegaard.
>>149813215he's really not that badly injured
>>149813220i accept your concession
>>149813234Yeah crashing at 45kph won't hurt much I'm sure
>>149813216Honour amongst thieves dane-serf
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Total Fish Death on Hautacam
he will break apart tomorrow, can't wait
>>149813194didn't he ride for Visma
UnoX actually such a based team. Happy to see them win today. My favorite teams are EF, Visma and UnoX. And they're all doing really well!
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>>149813261>Tolhoek was named as part of the LottoNLโJumbo squad in the startlist for the 2017 Vuelta a Espaรฑa. In December 2017, he was suspended for 2 months by his team, for possession of sleeping pills during a pre-season training camp โ violating the team's internal rules.
>>149812630this looks a lot more reckless than the camera shot from behind. Needs to be at least a yellow, he misjudged Pogis speed
Remco yelled stop here to Ilan look at the two shitmaโs going all in for punishing the chute
>>149813277So he started to dope because he couldn't get a contract with a real team.
>>149813291many such cases
>>149813084he looks like a 45 yr old lesbian wine aunt
>>149813291>startedThey get more desperate, take more and during competition
>>149813291shots fired at trek
>>149813288Decades ago you would had to pay good money to get riders on other teams to work for you. Now they will do it by themselves to get updoots online.
I had a dream of poogacar crashing last night and it happened today. That's spooky shit that. Need to eat more cheese just before bed tonight. Maybe he'll be dead by ventoux then my albanian goons can stand down.
Pogi's bad luck is insane this tour, his best gregario crashes out, another one gets sick, now he gets taken out by some lunatic...
If he manages to somehow still win, it will be the greatest achievement in the history of the sport for sure.
>>149812887once the boomers and their whole life of indoctrination is gone the whole world will turn on them. I cant believe he have the luck to witness it in our lifetime
>>149813329No matter how hard you try, he won't fuck you bro
>>149813133they will never strip the first african champion
>>149813329at the 2022 TDF pogi had 3 teammates at the end of the race
he has been so much more unlucky than the current years TDF
How much would you accept for you to quit your job? A one off sum paid to you in exchange for you to quit.
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>Auch
perfect starting place for a painful stage
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>>149812833>>149813217>>149813312>danes seething at the concept of sportsmanship
>>149813055only cucks turn the other cheek. We miss you uncle
>>149813349Pronounced osh
Chat in the lr podcast is absolutely malding calling for Johannessen's blood.
>>149813347if my job fired me tomorrow they would by contract be forced to pay me 3 months of salary at the minimum
>>149813350>french seething at the concept of winning
they just busted some vismoid conti rider for roids lmao
>>149813347I have no job :^)
>>149813374Wish UAE still had Peiper, now that's a proper DS
Uno-Xchads, tonight we feast!
>>149813385A Frenchman will win the Tour before a Dane wins it again though
>>149813300>he looks like a 45 yr old lesbian wine aunta more popular look that it deserves to be
>>149812942leftoids have always been retarded and manipulated.
>>149813406fresh meat from contador's personal stash
ok i've decided im fine with this stage win if it means abrahmsen does another nude photoshoot
Pogi doesnt attack because he wants a rest day
Jonas doesnt attack because Pogi fell
Another day for the Irish lad
>>149809048 (OP)ok, so who attacks tomorrow, pogi or fish? jorgensson will probably start but he's so fraudulent he might actually help pogi start an actual attack
>>149813462>Jonas doesnt attackbut he did attack
>>149813479Jonas
is he afterall the one thats a minute behind
>>149813462You think Vingegaard gains 1:30 on Healy on a couple of km of flat? At best Vingegaard could overtake Pogacar in GC, as Pogacar was losing time getting back up, but Healy was with Vingegaard.
>>149813479I guess UAE have planned to go all in in this stage. But maybe the crash and the illness/DNFs change that
>>149813499if they had Almeida yes
kinda hard to do that now with only Adam Yatesi as the only pure climber
>>149813495there was no way he was gaining 1:20 on pogi, his crash lasted like 20-30s and uae was already pushing hard, at max he could have gained 50-60 seconds, but even that's unlikely
Would the favourites have waited if Roglic crashed?
it really is sulfur mountains
>>149813530Except Nibali 2014 they are all legendary dopage moments
>>149813084what I would give to be the woman he falls in love with
>>149813530Only the BIGGEST names
>>149813528he isn't even the leader of Bora lmao
>skjelmose
>9 minute down
HAHAHAHA FUCK TREK
>Pogi and riding Hautacam without being injured
>>149813552He should do an Abrahamsen and gain weight and drop the climbing gimmick.
The Norwegian cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>149813611LMFAO you just know it's italian incels and fat arab kids giving him death threats. He should respond to a few for banter saying he'll do it again tomorrow.
>>149813611Classic DARVO. He may have cost a runner of a Tour, but he is getting death threats on the internet. Who is to say who the bigger victim is?
>>149813611mou pogistan gang are coping and seething so hard its insane
i love it
>>149813611its not for nothing they call us mountain jews
>>149809048 (OP)the only reason one would assume that vinge will win tomorrow is the crash and nothing else, if he was actually any strong, he would have attacked on the 20% at the beginning of the climb, not on a 5% which even narvaez survived
So what are the chances that Pogi actually remains competitive for the rest of the Tour? I feel like even small injuries can really affect your peak performance, especially once the adrenaline of the crash wears off. How well do cyclists usually recover from crashes that don't result in broken bones or serious stuff the requires them to drop out?
Pog fans are out of control.
>>149813611yeah get fucked retard
>>149813657Water retention can be a huge issue after crashes. He doesn't need to retain many mm before it impacts climbing.
>>149813657the mechanics will just boost his ebike by 5 percent, resulting in a fiery mess on top of hautecam as the lithium battery explodes
>>149813657Impossible to say right now
I'm increasing my investment in RMCO
>>149813657it depends on ALOT of things honestly not one person is the same and it also depends on how hard pogi hit the deck at what angle and if it was on muscle mostly or on a bone
one thing is for sure it will be annoying and he will gain some weight because water and blood will move to the injury and again here it all depends on each person body
also these riders are tired and their immunes systems are already at this point fucked so a crash like today hits harder than if you are fresh
i noticed in his crash that he hit his ribs hard along with his arm mostly so his legs could be fine but if he has bruised ribs he is fucked
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>>149813696so basically, thanks visma but fuck you visma
>>149813696shitsma really attacked a peeing rider kel
>>149813696He can barely write in english
>>149813611Why do nordcucks never stand up for themselves?
>>149813710Well his mom is a french teacher. It's understandable.
>>149813696Winning attitude, but I am worried for him. Wish him the best, Visma hyporcrites with their "safer" duplicity should never prosper.
>>149813696I thought it was only a few /cyc/ memers but visma are genuinely living rent free in his head. He's cooked.
>>149813725Pogi has been living rent free in their heads since 2020
LMFAO poogacar is so petty and easily rattled. Think of the energy he uses seething about them. This is great for visma, they'll be chuckling and bonding over his seethe.
They did not attack him as he was pissing, the race was seriously heating up and everyone was going full gas. Really arrogant to think everyone will rest whilst you piss regardless if you're in yellow or not.
>>149813692A decade later pic rel has STILL NOT HAPPENED either. How is this generation so underwhelming?
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>>149813760How is this 45 year old eligible for the white jersey?
>>149813611damn what a lil bitch
>>149812906Wait, they stopped kissing them on the cheeks? Wasnt that the procedure?
>>149813482>>149813495I was obviously talking about tomorrows stage. I guess I should have left a note
>>149813771Arabs always lie about their age
Least biased lanterne Rouge take
>>149812623I thought it looked like Mauro got distracted, seeing the guard in the corner of his eyes and froze up while kicking.
>>149813815>101k views and only 586 likes. I see twitter is still filled with bots
>>149812622100% Kartoffel
>>149813168Injuries will drain Pog hard, and the worst for him is in the morning now place is still warm
>>149813611>I would of course like to do it againBASED
Watching Contador vs Schleck Tourmalet 2010
Listening to the Sivakov interview. He wasn't just sick, he was sick sick. He had an infection, was on antibiotics and had bronchitis
https://youtu.be/RWoXw9kC1Sc?t=306
>rode for portuguese continental team
>busted for doping
who would have thought this could happen
>>149813876was? he's suddenly better now?
>>149813876>He had an infection, was on antibiotics and had bronchitis>fresh after one day?
>>149813876>crash is extra motivation for himKek
>>149813896He did not finish tha far behind the peloton compared to yesterday.
>Joxean Matxin Fernรกndez, the sports director at UAE, didn't get on the bus when it was leaving. He was standing behind it, and suddenly it left and he had to run after it. They didn't see him at all, and he ended up having to call them so he could finally get on.
lmao
>>149813941The sheikh will hear of this.
>>149812929Just saw this on PC on 0.25 and can say it's 100% intentional as he was approaching from behind and basically crossed Pogs road
>>149813941He was busy tweeting
>>149813696Being a passive aggressive clown as usual. If you have something to say, just say it you little bitch.
>>149813329Moving the goal posts kek. The hermacrit dracula needs no gregarios. Its all bells and whistles.
>>149813927crazy. when I get sick with cold that requires antibiotics it's always a week affair minimum
>>149809048 (OP)even with the crash, polymarket has 75% winning chance on pogi, kek
shit-x is a menace in the peleton 1/3
>>149814066>polymarketkek
>>149814060thats' a pneumonia and potentially tuberculosis if u r in rusrus
>>149814068>>149814079>>149814090oh no
anyways, hautacam tomorrow
how many minutes does vingugรฅuv take?
>>149814101vingo will lose 90 seconds
>>149814101He takes +2min to his GC
>>149813892Julius told us and we didn't listen.
>>149814068>>149814079>>149814090>hey Jonas if we take out Pogi today will you sign a retirement contract with us when your current with Visma is over?
new thread
>>149814209new thread
>>149814209new thread
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>>149814090I would be less annoyed if it was intentional. to this accidently you don't deserve to ride a bike. take his bike license off him
>>149813530I will never understand just striking Lance's name.
Either you remove him or you just leave it be.
It's not like you have to shame him towards the others, they're all doped to the max.
Riis had to wake up to pop aspirines so his blood wouldn't stop flowing, I mean, come on
>>149816260https://web.archive.org/web/20200808032613/https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2007/05/04/bjarne-riis-kon-niet-van-epo-afblijven-11317985-a45012
>>149813300as long as she doesn't guzzle my champagne again, it's fine
