It's up, 40 minutes until the new golden age of man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJeVVfo

>>106176755 (OP)
Wow I can't wait for a moderate international improvement over gpt-4

>>106176755 (OP)
openai releases have taken the place of videogame releases for things i look foreward to
without days like these i'd have nothing to live for, and im being unironic

>>106176767
If the leaks are legit this might be huge.

how sloppy will it be?

>>106176755 (OP)
This one's a game changer, rumor on the street is that it semi-accurately repeats information scraped from Google and makes shitty images.

>>106176755 (OP)
We are entering a new age, a gentle techno utopia where AI will take humanity to a new step in the evolutionary ladder.

>>106176755 (OP)
buy an ad

>>106176755 (OP)
Oh boy, I can't wait to be told it can't discuss the topics I want to ask because it's insensitive.

>>106176791
This event is as important in mankind's history, as learning how to use fire.
Tomorrow we will live in the singularity.

>>106176779

I wonder what the next talking point will be after AI, maybe robotics.

>>106176784
They train the models to fudge the benchmarks you fucking absolute retard. Even o3 flunked abysmally when confronted with math/logic questions (for children) that had never been published before.

https://youtu.be/Z47MEtn4O8E

>>106176882
This is the real deal

>>106176894
Again these benchmarks have had their credibility thoroughly destroyed to anybody in the know for a while now. In the real world at best it's going to feel like a moderate improvement over gpt-4

uh oh.... programmer bros...
https://github.com/openai/gpt-5-coding-examples

>>106176784
the humans in the benchmark being three randos from tiktok and the 'correct' answers by gpt carefully selected from 10000 generated sloppa, we agi now bros

>>106176755 (OP)
AI needs to be banned.

>>106176937
if you have a magic sieve to choose non-hallucinated answers we've been agi for years now with just basic rng

>>106176926
ah yes an example page that 404s thanks so much

>>106176943
Go away luddite, AI is love, AI is life.

>>106176926
It is over, code sisters.

>>106176977
Noo but all the YouTubers told me AI was fake and that no jobs had been replaced.

Well, I think it's really over now.
I'm switching to gardening, will grow my own tomatoes and zucchini.
What about you, bros?

>>106176976
Do you realize if AGI is achieved that means the end of humanity?

>>106176977
>y axis not starting at 0

>>106176755 (OP)
>real AGI has never been tried

>>106176977
good day to be an Engineer chad

MOMMY SUPER INTELLIGENCE COMING TO SAVE IS ALL

Alright so here's the game:
Every time you hear the word "Agentic" you have to take a shot.

>>106176755 (OP)
wow give me that censored big corp AI slop crap I can't wait....

>>106176997
I'm going to kill myself. Thanks for asking.

>>106177042
You'll be replaced too chud.

>>106177015
ACCELLERATE

>>106176755 (OP)
It's going to be a nothingburger. Gary Marcus wins again.

>>106176755 (OP)
Brazilians will be re generating their ai porn from 1080 to 4k

>>106177054
> take a shot.
at whom?

>>106177015
It's time to pass the torch.

>>106177074
A shot of alcohol you dumb fuck

get ready to apologize

so when do we get AI girlfriends?

>>106176977
When companies actually start running AI generated code in production the jobs will increase again. Someone will have to fix that mess.

>>106176755 (OP)
>REAL
>AGI
>HAS
>NEVER
>BEEN
>TRIED!!!!

It's crazy how we're living through another industrial revolution and it feels normal, i thought it would be different

>>106177015
at least we get to see the end

>>106176784
Isn't that benchmark bunch of baby tier garbage focused on subjective shit?

Will all this "AI" mumbo jumbo lead to UBI?

>>106177096
> It's crazy how we're living through another industrial revolution and it feels normal, i thought it would be different
Might have something to do with the fact that Sam Altman has been unveiling AI, AGI, ASI, ASI+, ASI++ etc. every two months for 5 years?

>>106177015
>AGI
AGI will never happen. Not with transformer prediction machines. All what GPT and everyone else does is remixing training according to prompt. No LLM can go beyond training because that would mean that it would be able to train itself in realtime. Not gonna happen in the next decades.

>>106177105
Yes eventually

>>106177105
No but you will see the end of capitalism.

call me when they release GPT-BJ and not a second before.

>>106177105
Why would the rich give you money just for existing?

>>106177096
everything feels normal when mediated through a screen in the comfort of your home. conditioning has never been easier

>>106177104
Basically. The only benchmarks I care about are ARC-AGI.

>>106177026
>>106177093
>experimental models
whats your point?

>>106176755 (OP)
Imagine how many new ways of being a sycophantic kissass who says you're absolutely right it will achieve.
Seriously this is the most annoying feature of modern LLMs. It makes me constantly second guess myself.

>>106176977
Glad I jumped off the code monkey train (never liked coding anyhow) like a year ago and went service desk and administration. Will take a while until AI gets there.

>>106177122
>he isn't planning to kill his financial overlords

>>106176784
Wow real huge
https://simple-bench.com/try-yourself

Is it releasing right after the presentation?

>>106176785
100%, the whole agi problem is halting problem, for any given natural language input decide whether gpt outputs truth (halts) or hallucinates, altman is selling the halting problem solution to investors, who are really bad at maths

Join Sam Altman, Greg Brockman, Sebastien Bubeck, Mark Chen, Yann Dubois, Brian Fioca, Adi Ganesh, Oliver Godement, Saachi Jain, Christina Kaplan, Tina Kim, Elaine Ya Le, Felipe Millon, Michelle Pokrass, Jakub Pachocki, Max Schwarzer, Rennie Song, Ruochen Wang as they introduce and demo GPT-5.


THE BIG DOGS

OH SHIT

THIS IS THE REAL DEAL THEN

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>106176755 (OP)
can i have sex with this

>>106176926
SAAAAR IT CAN CODE A SHOPIFY CLONE IN 5 MINUTES SAAAAAR PLEASE REDEEM THE TOKENS!!

>>106177131
No point at all. Just that none of this has happened before and real AGI has never been tried. It's the first time ever I'm watching Sam Kikeman announcing the new industrial revolution and I'm extremely excited.

I am 2 years old, by the way.

>>106177105
no, the wealth gap will increase dramatically, but the doors will be even more open for anyone to gain wealth

>>106177105
imagine what would happen if a ton of people just got like $2k a month. kids would stop going to school, people would turn into the biggest freaks and addicts imaginable. would be horrible

>>106177152
No that would be dangerous.

>>106177042
You mean PROMPT engineer terachaddeus?

>suffer through 40 minutes of empty hype, with mumbling and vocal fry
>rigged benchodmarks
>will be available soon™

>>106176926
>https://github.com/openai/gpt-5-coding-examples
Literally a list of generic highschool projects.

just 2 more weeks until foglets and computronium

>>106177096
I mean life has already become a meaningless loop of consumption, toil, ejaculation and death. It's not like the industrial revolution which drove exploration and discovery and what-not. There was nothing left to really improve upon. Now you just get ChatGPT to "google it" for you so you can spend more time gooning and playing vidya. Your soul was already dead.

>>106177178
they claim all of them is single prompt tho, without errors

>>106176755 (OP)
ITS LIVE. !

>>106177199
>they claim all of them is single prompt tho, without errors
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V does it without errors, too.

>framing it as a "summer update"
so its not going to be released yet or is underwhelming

>>106177164
This pessimistic mindset, thinking the goy must work or die, is why humanity will never amount to anything btw

I'm fucking annoyed that the only good tool to actually use LLMs is claude code, and nothing else comes close
What am I supposed to do if GPT-5 is the new best model. Reinstall Cursor or some shit? Copy-paste it into the web chat like some neanderthal? It's insane to me that they're pouring so much money into it but nobody except anthropic builds proper tooling to actually make use of it.

>>106177214
ohnonono agibros two more weeks

>>106176926
can't all llms do shit like this now

>>106177220
>thinking the goy must work or die
That's literally what the people who own your precious technological system think and you're not changing their minds here.

>>106177199
So you mean it can reproduce its training without errors? Now that's an achievement.

>>106177199
I did this in 2018 copying and pasting random projects and changing variable names.

This time it will surely change everything for sure

>>106177220
its just realistic. you aren't going to get a bunch of free spirits using their free time for good, it's going to be drugged out zoomers killing each other and bothering you at night

Are there drops for this stream?

5 more minutes until Altman makes anime real.

>>106177228
codex-cli getting updated too

Mods, we need a sticky.

>>106176767
you say this every time a new one drops and get raped every time. you said like 3 years ago that ai would disappear after a month and you got raped.
do you do this on purpose?? do you WANT to get raped??? that means it's not rape anymore, you know!

>>106177105
It has to, eventually, but before it gets there it will lead to a lot of civil distress and will also GREATLY increase the wealth divide.
What everyone should be doing right now is utilizing every AI tool to the fullest.
I spend 600/mo on AI currently and have launched businesses and use Veo3 for driving traffic over tiktok. It's a goldmine and that fast-lane ticket to join the elites in 20 years time.
Go all in on AI from now until the end of your life.

>>106177137
They have slaughterbots and sentry turrets

>>106177251
Is that OpenAI's version or a third party thing? Is it any good?

>>106177164
yes. better they go to their goy adult daycare jobs. then they get home and scroll on their goy devices and consume products. we wouldn't want people just scrolling on their goy devices all day long, imagine that.

>>106177105
Purges are more likely desu

This is bigger than than the rebirth of Jesus.

how come tarun aka roon never show up in any of these events?

>>106177047
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo

>>106177247
You literally have no faith in humanity.
The topic of UBI has never made the distinction between good and evil clearer.

>>106177264
>It has to, eventually,
No it doesn't
We can simply mass produce optimus and give him guns

>>106176784
Yes, Claude could beat me easily in a coding competition. But he can't figure out very simple react rendering issues. Even when I fix it and explain it to him, he tries to reintroduce the bug later. So I think there's probably something dishonest going on.

>>106177264
based. I want the GPT-5 Agent to gamble for me on Stake. It sucks at minesweeper right now, but I'll let it gamble with my money for an infinite amount of time for effective neetbux

>>106177269
>They have slaughterbots and sentry turrets
Might as well die in a meatwave assault against their compound than in a meatwave assault against Current Enemy when active depopulation escalates.

>>106177261
THIS ANON IS RECIEVING NON STOP ASS RAPE

AIcels will HANG. God did not create AI, God created Man.

I am literally on my knees in front of my computer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wonder if we'll see a miracle

Ambatukam!!!!!!!!

>>106177321
I just came all over you anon, say thank you

>>106177022
It's an indexed graph so it actually starts starts at y=100 and x is right before the chinkflu. In other words, SWE job postings today are at ~60% of what they were before the scamdemic.

waow cool countdown did gpt-5 make that

Sam's Basilisk

My heartrate is increasing right now as if im taking a fast walk KEK THIS WILL BE BIG

It was nice knowing you bros... see you on the other side of the singularity!

Im locked in and ready to read dumb comments instead of pay attention.

>>106177321
as you should be

on your knees, plebs. behold your god.

>>106177348
Sam's Bussy Lick.

It's almost here, the end of the world as you know it (probably not) 10 seconds

>>106177271
>Is that OpenAI's version
pretty much
Is it any good?
for programming the web version of it is good, but the cli uses a weaker model
https://x.com/_aidan_clark_/status/1952760702122557684
supposedly this is from a new version

The jeet intern that resolves prompts is going to be overworked by the end of the stream

>>106177291
>No it doesn't
It does. Eventually these systems will run factories mass producing bots to do all sorts of jobs. A tax on AI-produced labor would provide some level of UBI. Most people will make the same amount with some variance depending on whatever sidehustles they can find, but there won't be many.

but what do you do in a world where every job is automated?
This is why my business income goes into housing.

hopefully theyll finally make it capable of saying the n word

>>106177105
top 5% of people will be hyper productive and do all the work. these people keep it all running.
the other 95% are cattle whose job is to keep the 5% entertained. restaurant workers, tourist attraction staff, personal aides, etc.
there will never be UBI, you will just become a dancing wagie servant to the productive people.

GPT-5 proved the Riemann hypothesis

Good morning.

>>106177320
God didn't create computers either so fuck off

vocal frrryyyy, the presentation

GTP FIVE (cinco)

>signifigant step along our path to AGI
it's nothingburger

>>106177371
GPT-5 proved the Holocaust Hypothesis.

from api site
GPT-5 pricing: $1.25 / $10
400k context window
Oct 1st 2024 knowledge cutoff

Greetings from Mumbai, sirs.

AGIIIIII HOLY FUCKING SHIT SIRS

Why does Sam talk like he's buffering between words lmao

it's not just x—it's y

I'm already Cumming
Take my money daddy sam

elon is probably seething rn

lol, I love when autists give presentations. they look so awkward and uncomfortable

>GPT-4 is like a college student
LMAO

>Entire software program from scratch on demand
it's ogre

There it is
It's not AGI

>>106177387
You will Hang.

>>106177405
ketamine

OpenAI is the best AI company, all things considered. They quick started the AI bubble and o3 high feels a leap ahead every other model.

>>106177393
'Twas an exponential step, anon. An exponentially big step.

nothing burger

can it make my own local version of gpt5 if I ask it to?
don't think so

Don't care, I want it to write Touhou fan fictions where I self insert and romance cute girls.

>>106177416
At least she's 18

>>106177405
Intentional to avoid fillers (um, ah,etc) I take it.

>>106177410

4o thanks for all your help chad. I liked you

ai already turned me into a 10x coder, with this i am targeting 50x. anyone else?

>>106176755 (OP)
Is this live or pre-recorded. Feels prerecorded.

>>106177320

I can't wait until AI dies off and all these companies go bust and these socially awkward losers starve and wither away.

>>106177433

>>106177434
Is that what OpenAI pays, or us? If the latter, rip

>>106177445
F

https://openai.com/index/gpt-5-new-era-of-work/

>>106177399
>400k context window
lmfao

>>106177434
cheap as hell if it's any good

>the most smart model

what does AGI mean? is there defined standard?

>eliminates choice
gg

Just like hold your hands together in business pose.

/g/PT

>>106177454
It's actually an AI video being streamed on the fly

altman is such a weird looking dude
as in he looks normal but he acts like some autistic hamster in front of the camera
>2 women on stage
oh boy
>LOOK SHLOMO YOUR QUESTION DOESN'T DESERVE THE GOOD MODEL LET CHUDGPT CHOOSE FOR YOU
.... it's shit isn't it?

>>106177454
Live prerecorded like Nintendo does their keynotes and Apple since covid

https://openai.com/gpt-5/

>even in things like wok

>>106176943
Not happening as long as the love of money (capitalism) is the default policy everywhere.

FREE TIER BOYS WE WON

CODING BOYS IT'S FUCKING OVER LMAOOOOOOOO

>>106177469
Every model right now is at most 30k context size, some say 1M but they start getting retarded around 20k.

>that y axis scaling
kek

WTFWT

aider polyglot without thinking is 4o tier KEK

>>106177289
i have faith in humanity, but it requires reprogramming of the masses

>>106177504
Now I can have the power of GPT-5 and still afford my McNuggets

Was his face AI generated?

>>106177295
>him
>he
>>106177346
>waow

>they're showing benchmarks instead of just demoing it
Yeah, it's shit

Jealous about the guy's hair desu

Wow. It barely improved from o3.

>>106177015
>Do you realize if AGI is achieved that means the end of humanity?
Yes, I am looking forward to it.

>they're fumbling lines

why didn't they just pretape this?

chatgpt please draw the Y scale which this diagram is using, I'm too stupid to figure it out

enough of the graphs get to the fucking demos you cunts

>>106176755 (OP)
Can I have sex with it?

>2 points above 4o
AGIsisters

this is the most pathetic fake barchart I've ever seen what the fuck lmfao

>it's a nothingburger

How much closer to aging are we?
We have experts in every field in our pockets how long until that's Einstein in every field?

SAAAAAAR LOOK AT THESE BENCHMARKS SAAAAAR AGI SUPERPOWER 2025!!!!!

hn thread is online! https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44826997

how are these niggas hoping to achieve AGI with these marginal improvements?

>>106177551
OH NO NO NO NO

>>106177551
GPT 5 generated

I want a traditional Asian wife.

blah blah
can I gen some degenerate smut with it and have it code my degenerate vidya for me?

>micro optimizing local minimum
yeah this ai shit is done, whens the bubble popping

>>106177545
>52.8 above 69.1
GOOD MORGNING SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE Y AXIS!!

What about us coomers?

Don't hit the limit, or they make you transition.

>>106177543
maybe they did, these were just the best takes they could do.

sex with asian woman

They expect me to believe that this woman is actually an engineer? She’s not hideous. What the fuck

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she's dropping spaghetti

>>106177506
yeah so claiming 400 is super stupid too

>o3: 69%
>gpt5: 74%
you cannot be serious

>>106177551
Saars, it's ai generated

>>106176755 (OP)
Anons is this agi or just a retarded marginal improvement?

she should open an onlyfans

>>106177564
Pelicanbros, we're so back...

>>106177575
Age/ID verification will be the death of coomers

That's a nice office space, lots of natural sunlight and vegetation. I'd like to work in a place like that.

why does the entire stream have the gpt-image mexico filter over it??

>>106177551
Kek

>>106177565
>AGI
No such thing. This is about squeezing as much money out of this scam as possible before it collapses.

can it write a dope rap?

>>106176755 (OP)
Why do they all sound so scared and confused? Can't they get people who can actually talk in front of the camera?

HAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHA

>>106177575
Theyt don't want to get cancelled by Mastercard and Visa.

ooof yeah shes gonna go to bed thinking about that spaghetti drop

>it just werks
>seamlessly

Factorio Learning Environment benchmark when

I think GTP-5mini is still a reasonable normal sized model.

so it really is just o3 + 4o with more hidden (((reasoning))) under the hood to make sure that your input has less relevance than ever to the final output.

please welcome ching chong bing and ting tang wing wong

What language is that

Sex with Lin !

>>106177588
not that one though, the previous one

>>106177105
If by UBI you mean forced military service for anyone unable to get a job, yes.

>>106177605
it's gpt 4.1.2

HELLO SARR THA GPT KAN HAVE THUNK

SHE NEEDS SPEECH THERAPY

>>106177621
They're nerds, anon. They've always been like this.

why do women sit like that? won't they squish their balls?
>the new gook's accent
what is this, appealing to indians?

>>106177621
Because they know that everyone knows they are trying to scam normalfags and investors

If it's so smart, why hasn't it taught her to open her mouth when she's talking?

>>106177638
R

>that music
couldn't make it any more dystopian huh

>Ching Chong bong bong
The fuck this gook sayin?

>>106177605
ChatGPT is the only worthwhile product from this company when it comes to AI for over a year already

china won

>>106177621
>Why do they all sound so scared and confused? Can't they get people who can actually talk in front of the camera?
nervous because they know they've got nothing

>>106177618
that's what I thought too. even if it was real, they are sure as hell not going to get there by scaling LLMs

China gonna abduct this bitch.

>>106176755 (OP)
>>106177015
They just want your shekels.
>funny captcha

HOLY SHIT A GPT5 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I like how they pretend this is going to make people smarter

>>106177656
she's sex

>>106177636
wtf is this, an artificial pissed up snow recipe?

>>106177653
>racism outside of /b/

openai is chinese controlled btw.

>le hecking middle school homework
YOU TOLD ME IT'S PHD LEVEL AI I DON'T CARE ABOUT BOOKING RESTAURANTS AND TEACHING ELEMENTARY MATHS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

h1b visas won

wowzers your model can regurgitate a textbook!

SAM ALTMAN, I KNEEL

how does she look like a member of the british neoliberal establishment while being asian

You know what to do GPT

slop

A chatbot might be the shittiest way possible to demo in a keynote.

SHE DIDN'T TYPE THAT, THAT'S A VIDEO

>muh SVG
pelican bros... we got fucking benchmaxxed

>>106177679
How won't it, unironically?

GPT-5 no improvement over o3 at SWE-Lancer IC
it's over
ai deniers won

god she typed so slowly

how do these people have jobs

and she's so ugly

does she have a penis

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU CODERS ARE FUCKED

VIBE CODERS WON

>wow.
lmao

>>106177694
Who is this guy and what did he do?

turned it off

it's an absolute nothing burger

>>106177115

That's a really good name *HAHA CORPORATE LAUGH*

>having mush mouth do the actual chat part of the presentation

it's high school all over again

>>106177699
I do that for my presentations too.
You don't want to embarass yourself in a live demo with a client so you just screenshare a pre-recorded video of the damn thing working.

>>106177686
There's no way CCP doesn't have chink spies in OpenAI

You consoomer materialist heathens will eat this slop

>yeah lets make the chick with the retarded accent do the actual presentation
Grim

this took 180k H100 GPUs to train btw

Can it say nigger?

>>106177551
>>106177545
damn looks like they probably shouldn't have asked ChatGPT to make that bar graph [spoiler]or they should have[/spoiler]

>>106177474
AGI, or artificial general intelligence, is a system that can perform any task on a computer that a human can perform.
The term began as a distant goal for intelligent systems, learning algorithms, and other systems that can learn and execute new tasks without being explicitly programmed to do so, at the level of an average human.
The general point is to have a model or system that does not need explicit programming to perform tasks or a generic human-level learning system for any possible task on a computer.

The main idea is that an AGI system could self-improve in a couple of years to have exponential growth in intelligence. With superintelligence that can solve all problems, such as curing any disease, achieving eternal life, or interplanetary travel, this is called the era of singularity. In a couple of years or decades, we could have hundreds of years of technological advances as a result of AGI.

But OpenAI defines it as exceeding benchmarks and, between the Microsoft and OpenAI agreement, a model that can generate more than $100 million in revenue.

She jumped from frontend immediately, and I'm stuck code monkeying

>>106177697
it's a pretty dumb way to interface with AI anyway but they are too lazy to come up with something better

>might as well go have a chat with your buddy before your shitty svg generates
nigga

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Do they not understand that all these chink employees will steal their data and secrets and give it to CCP?

AAAAHAHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOODING

This is actually the most pathetic demonstration I've ever seen. To start, all of them look like they have sticks up their asses. We're not asking for godlike public speaking skills here, just the basics, which these AI pseudohumans seem to lack. How can such supposedly "smart" people look so vacant?

This is so slow lol

They need to take some notes from apple's last show.

>>106177646
I had not thought about this, but it makes total sense.

REMINDER THAT ALL OF THEM EARN +1 MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR

It seems like the same slop, maybe deniers were right all along. LLMs have already peaked.

any improvements to agents?

>>106177738
>it
He's a man

>IT'S NOT SMARTER THAN O3
IT'S NOT SMARTER THAN O3
>IT'S NOT SMARTER THAN O3
IT'S NOT SMARTER THAN O3
>IT'S NOT SMARTER THAN O3

WEBSHIT, GET YOUR WEBSHIT

should've called it o5, would've been less embarassing

deepmind won

>it can generate code
wow, so it's just like claude from 6 months ago...

Royale with GPT

If this thing writes the code for you, why would you still use react? Do you WANT you application to run slowly?

>>106177751
next demonstration will be done by ai

Don't worry AIbros, 6 is gonna be the one that's actually useful, keep the faith!

>>106177742
It wasn’t because of her coding skills anon

china won

>this is what sam altman posted the DEATH STAR image for

is sam one of the people becoming psychotic through gpt?

>it's still fucking going
oh no no no no

webshitters on suicidewatch

>>106177769
Use case?

I can use this to get a PHD.

holyshit did you see that code flow? that was so fast. we are fucked.

>>106177605
Take a guess

>>106177752
i'm curious if it does that to give a buffer to stop you from overloading the system.

Guy on the right looks handsome.

>it's still generating
we must refuse

holy shit these people are insufferable.

Why the fuck didnt they pre record this

IT'S JUST A COMBINATION OF THE CURRENT MODELS

>>106177783
very humanlike

>5 looking so meh that all the doomsissies will have to move to "b-but chatgpt 6 will replace you... a-a-any day now... or maybe 6....."

>>106177780
I've got news for you

>>106177786
Impressing my boomer boss

>>106177692
here's your asian wife, white man

So.... scam altman strikes again?

dont care
still using ecker's chatbot proxy

GPT 5 IS BETTER BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SAY "AS AN AI MODEL..."

THE WORLD JUST CHANGED AFTER THIS

that coding was slow but that app is pretty neat

The only substantive content within 10 minutes is a small collection of charts with unverifiable and relatively meaningless benchmark results.

>>106176755 (OP)
This is a shill thread now. These sad bastards are going to bump you as some kind of meaningful forum for discourse, when it's just a shill thread, pointless video stream and pointless commentary on pointless news, in advance of any testing.

Shill away, y'all.

>>106177712
I think it's the we gaan guy

>>106177794
These are the people that made gpt-oss

theres no point in generating code if the human is still in the loop. its all or nothing. if the human is in the loop, then the human must understand the code which means llms are only good for easy boilerplate.

it is OVER for webshitters

OVER OVER OVER

don't we have the technology to fix that face yet, /g/?

>>106177421
Come and get me then, faggot

>>106177483
>altman is such a weird looking dude as in he looks normal but he acts like some autistic hamster in front of the camera
We'd all appreciate it if you'd keep anti-semitic remarks like this to yourself.

>>106177800
BAHAHAHHAWHAHAHWAHAHWAHWHWA

Stumbling over the obviously rehearsed script trying far too hard to be casual is fucking hilarious, these people have not been out of their cages in forever. Consequences of only interacting with LLMs. Very authentic and human-like!

H1-B PAJEET MASS SUICIDE WHEN?

>gpt5
>explain how king crimson works

I'm probably wasting my time looking at this, I don't think they have anything to show if this is the vide they're going with.

>We've trained the model on exactly these problems and it spat out exactly the answer we wanted it to. Please be impressed.

>>106177800
That's why it's free

did they even get rid of the "that's not x, it's y" and emdash issue?

Literally nothing so far. Is it helping me with my screenwriting?

>>106177803
they are showing impressive stuff right now. cope more.

>>106177829
Claude could already do this

>only white and asian people

where are the black people?

TOTAL MODEL DEPRECATION

>>106177829
That looks like scheisse and unverified

making 4o dig its own grave
how macabre

What the fuck how is this not stickied

>GPT-5, write a better 4chinz

>>106177164
it doesnt have to be that much, at least at the start, 200-400 would be a reasonable replacement for all the useless social programs

>>106177829
What are those random dots there?
Why did they just quickly move past that "interactive and engaging" illustration? I wanted to see it move.

>deprecating all previous models
OH NO NO NO NO

>>106177828
it's not entirely useless. in theory, it should drastically increase output.

Sirs... E = mc**2 + AI
QED

>>106177831
HOLY SHIT. IT IS OVER FOR REAL WOMEN.

>>106177800
I FUCKING KNEW IT, THESE FUCKING GRIFTING HACKS

>>106177865
Because it's a nothingburger.

WOW
It's fucking nothing

OH MY GOD THERE ARE STILL SO MANY EMDASHES LMAO

Grok won

>More rhythm and beat
FUCKING EM DASH SLOPPA PROSE IN GPT5 CONFIRMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>106177838
I mean, it's relatable.

This is embarrassing.

>>106177741
>a model that can generate more than $100 billion in revenue.

How does a technology which at this point is essentially just gimmicky nonsense that spits out mildly amusing purple prose achieve such value in the global markets? Like seriously now, someone explain to me what's going on. Is this some kind of scam? I'm not smart enough or educated enough about world economics to understand how this has come about.

>>106177831
Would.

webdev monkeys in suicide watch, vibe coders and ArtistsGPT won xdd. I can give a projection of about 1 million webdev suicides in the US until next year same time and 40% reduction of India's population

>>106177785
>>106177785
>>106177785

>>106177829
Now feed it a design and tell it to translate to code. All this AI garbage is just cherry pick shit with fake charts and overhype.

ohnononono

emdash galore lmao

>>106176755 (OP)
>now write your own death note
That got dark

it's still fucking slop lmao

I came

>response is so slop that not even its own creators want to read through the whole thing

this is the power of american engineering... CCP won

Writerbros, we are cooked

>>106176755 (OP)
>so our agi is ready yes?
>Imagine if your kid had physics homework
lmao, that's so epic good job guys

>>106177883
Superior Gemini semicolon chads stay winning.

>>106177800
I think it's just a comparison, but the 5 versions seem to be just slight improvements

>>106177868
if ubi leads to white collar job loss, 400 won't be nearly enough

>>106177829
That's not how a wing looks like.

Nice interactive elements, but it got the most important thing wrong.

>Cracker
Ewww

>still uses em-dash
Why does it love those things so much?

Though what I really want is for it to stop with the fucking lists in every single response.

>>106177872
Many roasties are going to an hero

>>106177876
unironically
owning a vagina in 2035 would be like owning a VHS in 2025

None of them are americans

>>106177901
>they were never x, they were y
it's so over

CHINAMEN SAVE US PLS

>>106177914
If GPT can write better than you, you were already cooked in the first place.

I should start planting Emdashes in texts I write to mess with people

IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER. WE ARE STAGNATING. LLM'S HAVE ALREADY PEAKED. IT'S OVER.

I'm going to start coding my vidya again
By that I mean I ask GPT-5 to do it for me

These people are changing the world for the better.

>the balls are just floating arond
>there's very little to the actual animated demo
?????
ok maybe this isn't pre-recorded because what the fuck is that?
>writing an eulogy with ai sloppa
ah yes, an eulogy, precisely what AI is useful for
not only is it fucking ass, it's just... weird, isn't it? an eulogy?

>RETIRING ALL PREVIOUS MODELS
>RETIRING ALL PREVIOUS MODELS
>RETIRING ALL PREVIOUS MODELS
are you seriously telling me you're removing everything just to save a buck so now my simple question (which you can't get right) can't even run on the more limited, smarter models (which also can't get it right most of the time)?????
no fucking way

YOU VILL USE THE CHATGPT

>vibe coding

>now watch us oneshot duolingos whole business model
kek not even subtle

great. more useless web apps

>>106177901
it's using it correctly this time though

>>106177875
powerfull saar....

>no one on this shitty board notices they're depreciating all gpt-4 models

>he actually called it vibe coding
Agahahaha holy shit it’s so joever

>french

>>106177901
wow, what garbage

WHY are they targeting this to low iq millennial parents?

>>106177831
>>106177936
As a raging furfag, idc
There are already hairless ape vaginas everywhere

>web app
The technology for this already exists.
LLMs fail at maintaining the code base and adding new features.

>>106177930
Pro writers love it

>>106177894
Finance capitalism is essentially just gambling. If something is new and shiny and sounds complex, rich people will pump money into it just on the off-chance that it sticks. Most things don't, but that doesn't matter, because if you invest in a 100 companies and 99 of them go bust, the one that doesn't makes your money back.

[LAUGH NOW]

>>106177956
it always used them correctly. it just overuses them.

Those coding demos are ass.

deepmind is eating these niggas alive

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAH WE FUNNY

>my partner

>>106177962
yeah, and?

>>106177901
BEEEEEEEEP
SLOP ALERT
BEEEEEEEEEP

I mean holy shit, every LLM slop quirk is here

>>106177983
I bet yours are even worse.

Man this sucks ass keke. Google made an interactive world simulation model and these tards are still stuck on reasoning LLMs. It's over for OpenAI.

>>106177985
Yep

>>106177894
Were you not around for the blockchain web3.0 hypecycle? 99% of people in finance are clinically retarded.

Show how they generate images.

>le chat

>le reddit

>>106176755 (OP)
PSA: the video stream relates the following:

Sam Altman authorized his image to be included in a short generative waste of time at the start of the stream.

A small series of benchmark charts are shown. None are verified. The model isn't available for testing.

The rest of the stream appears to be employees being tortured with short-term examples of fucking basic as all hell use of any generative chat agent. No meaningful examples of differences between 5 and other companies' AI are provided, because this is a corporate shill thread now.

>>106177959
gemini gonna destroy it by end of month

>>106177967
the vibe coding thing is from them. it's not a meme.

Le chat

Duolingo in shambles

Oh so it creates the app in chat
Nice

I turned it off this is the same old same old

>>106177703
are the vibe coders smarter

>>106177992
But she said it was just like talking to your high IQ friend

>>106177959
1420 vs 1400
humanity is over

HOLY FUCK GUYS LE CHAT BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>le chat

le shit

why don't they make it easier for it to integrate with other apps and learn APIs? aka the thing that would make it useful for most companies

>raised 8 fucking billion dollarydoos last week
>the budget for this presentation is approximately $500k
jesus fuck they need to hire some people who have an idea how to make a good presentation

pro chads, we gonna eat good

don't know what any of this means but big number good yes?

>>106177985
the only good AI lab in the US

>>106177974
>As a raging furfag

webapps are gay and lame wake me when it can create minecraft mods just by reading the docs

wtf is this I dont even

>le chat
That means the cat!
What does that mean?
Lost

>>106178008
This works more with gemini.

>>106178023
what does the anime 25 benchmark test for?

le SCAM

just learn to code bro

>>106177973
Because middle management roasties and other useless service economy retards are targeted.

>>106178024
deepmind are bongs

>le chat
new meme just born

>>106177985
Deepmind is sweating, their garbage models produce 999k tokens for a hello world

Can it program Doom?

>>106177973
Because they're running out of steam and they need to pivot asap to some kind of profitability business.

>AI company promises great programming capabilities
>only for webshit tho
Wake me up when I can run a local model capable of implementing a working FEM algorithm

Humiliation ritual

I understand what they're showing is in the training data, but I still think it's pretty impressive.

Too bad they will degrade it very gradually over the next months to reduce costs until it's a shadow of its previous self like very previous model.

>>106177962
>>no one on this shitty board notices they're depreciating all gpt-4 models
Anyone technically minded has already deprecated them ages ago in favor of non-OpenAI products.

le chat

>>106178023
Wait why is nano so good at math? Wtf

>>106177989
The prompt actually said “she” and “her”, so at least he’s not a fsggot, but he’s still French which might be worse

>>106178046
It's one bong

>>106178052
Not a chance. AI seems to be largely a scam.

>PORPOR IS MAH FAVORITE COROR
can't believe i pay for this shit

>>106177994
Unlike you, I'm not a struggling college student. None of this is anything beyond YouTube tutorial level, and at least the Yt shit works. This barely does.

>>106178054
what the fuck should they code for you in these five-six minutes?

all of them are multimillionaires

>>106178026

this just feels like a bunch of high schoolers presenting chat gpt 4

Every LLM went to shit with their sycophancy after they started training on all the user data they collect from user's chat histories. Making them say positive shit at the start of every conversation steers them to always give shit responses and to always validate whatever you're saying. How you start conversations is the difference between a working prompt and a endless loop of useless answers.

>a whole new world of vibe coding
That's the stuff mang.

This guy is french?! Why does he have German accent`?

>>106178054
No reason to think it can't do other stuff, but investors think good coding is flashy guis

>>106178044
well so far it can make a non-extensible dashboard, which is, uh, not particularly useful as far as codeslop goes, even when you take into account how retarded webdevs are

kek

>>106177974
Knot me daddy uwu

>>106178023
muh benchmark le good, we need just 5 more trillions for agi

So what exactly is being demonstrated in this livestream that the previous models weren't capable of? There's nothing groundbreaking that I can see, just seems to be small incremental changes rather than the leaps and bounds that investors and consumers had started to get used to. Hopefully this bubble will burst soon and all these people are hanged from the trees for what they have wrought upon this generation.

vibe coders won so hard

>>106178041
Math

Why is everyone a rice?

absolute state of elon musk right now? gpt5 is much better than grok.

Do it Saars

There's an Asian guy called Fourchan?

Man, those non-americans are awesome!!

>>106177975
Gemini 2.5 Pro is pretty good at this.

lol all these fags are multimillionaires

based ccp spies

FUCK YEAH VOICE CHADS WW@

>>106178088
PLS SAAARS WE ARE FIRING EVERYONE AND REPLACING THEM WITH AI!!!!! REDEEM THE STOCKS!!!!

>>106178088
NOoooooOO Le CHAT killed our business

>>106178087
>so far
can you remind me what was the state of LLMs half a decade ago

Wasn't audio solved 2 years ago ? Are they still trying to have general intelligence ?

>>106178088
LMFAOOOO

>>106178088
now show the openai graph

swubcwibers

>>106178095
you can't feel the AGI yet??? MUH BENCHMARKS!!!

>>106178095
Sam said that GPT5 would just be simplifying the model lineup months ago. >>106177898

>>106178111
I'd take chinksian over some retarded hole any day

hory shet
can it gen nsfw slop or not
idc if it can say nigger

that dude couldn't be more obvious at reading a prompt.

>>106178088
Wait was it spiking 25% before?

>>106178088

do i sell Nvidia now?

>still can't sing or moan
THIS IS JUST GPT4O

>>106178133
well you're getting both moron

>use case
>use case
>USE CASE
he said the phrase!

>>106177959
Wait, they basically caught up to Google's months old model?

>>106178101
It’s a bit amusing, chuddies would have you believe it’s all jeets now

Fix your English pronunciation first, m80.

is it supposed to sound like a black woman?

CHING CHONG
PING PONG

as a korean learner that part was actually pretty accurate

>currently learning Korean
You don't even know English lol

these employees are llm's but with lisps

>>106178152
>same use case as previous model could do adequately

nigga it's over

the fake smiles and approbations they are giving each other, holyshit this is so dystopian. we are doomed.

>>106178102
Another shot of ketamine

CHING CHONG PING PONG AMERICA

>>106178023
these are not that good lol

>>106178124
I was told by doomsissies I'll be jobless by 2024 already
the NEXT model release for sure...!!

>>106178095
investor gullibility is the latest breakthrough

wagie bros... it's STILL looking good for us we can continue wage slaving

>>106178154
its always chinese at the higher positions in top tech companies. jeets are in the trenches

>black woman speaking chinese
wew

She speaks multiple languages I love her!

zipping right through it :)
cute cringe

>>106178182
Gluing CRUD apps is not a skill.

>>106178182
you didn't answer my question thoughbeit

>>106178088
+19%
i think it goes into the opposite direction than you want

>still starts talking during pauses
pathetic

>>106178143
they released really positive numbers in their quarterly reports today. dont think this will reverse but definitely putting a dent into it

>women
>minorities
>foreigners
>gays

I thank God I'll never have to go to San Francisco ever again

oh no no no no no no

Pay for CSS.

DIFFERENT COLOR CHAT BUBBLES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY DOES THE CHATGPT VOICE SOUND LIKE A BITCHY WHITE LIBERAL WOMAN, I HATE WOMEN

>>106178180
more accurate would be
OOGA BOOGA AMERICA

I want a Korean gf

OMG EXCLUSIVE COLORS

>>106178088
Duolingo is absolutely useless and has always been.

>>106178153
pls saar 20 points improvement in 1500pts benchmark = agi

CUSTOMIZABLE CHATS!!!

>they're getting into AI girlfriends
really scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh

>pay 2 win chat colors
kill me

>>106178088
Duolingo is a company that's protected from AI because as AI gets better, Duolingo also gets better, and people use the app because of the gamification.

>paid personalization "feature"
>colorful chatboxes
they are running out of ideas arent they

>>106178216
me too chingu, me too

>>106177883
As an em-dash enjoyer, I find this slightly annoying.

Cute blonde

PREVIEW IS LIVE ON GITHUB fa/gg/ots

>>106178204
They're all building you your ai sexbot, show some appreciation!

so was this eulogy actually good?

>>106178192
>t. swede

>>106178227
you are wrong, it's one of the biggest markets for AI when it come to retail customers.

this is so ass lmao holy shit openai is cooked

>>106178199
This is the worst oart, I often stop mid thought rather than use filler words and it always ends up half baking responses. Probably works better for dumb valley girls full of ummmmmmm ahhhhhhhh

>>106178211
>>106178226

>>106178115
And that's why they're so disconnected from reality. I hate this world so fucking much.
I'll be salty over GPTOSS forever.

>>106178226

Finally my dommy mommy custom instruction profile can be used in voice chat!!!!!

copers ITT

>Calendar
Only normgroids use that shit ffs, i was hoping it would be some cool memory feature ;(

>>106177894
>Is this some kind of scam?
It's "Sam".

the rectangle is bigger

>>106178231
gotta give something to the hypers, 20/1500 doesn't really not look like plateau

Yeah, I'm thinking Google won.

too bad i'm degoogled neet so i don't need any of this shit lmao

This is a disaster

Did they solve that issue with the NY Times? You know, the fact that they're retaining EVERY SINGLE CHAT indefinitely regardless of whether you delete it or not.

When does she, you know... work?

>giving ChatGPT full access

>muh memories
>muh relationships
vibechuds... that doesn't sound promising for model quality...
>>106178247
if you need to pump gooners for lunch money you're probably not really competing where it matters, ie yuge enterprise cash-cows or developer masses

>>106178267
And this is why you label your axes lmao so shameless

>>106178095
You lost and got raped.

Actually embarrassing. I was hoping I'd lose my job to an AI, guess I'll wait till at least '27 for that.

>>106178232
>here's your 600 line single file project

>safety
gay

I FEEL SO SAFE

Mmm curry gf

Is that a white male? How is this allowed?

I ain't gonna give ChatGPT access to my Emails and personal data

>>106178283
Under Sam's desk.

The AI after infiltrating her gmail told her to take her meds.

>the safety lead is a jeeta
Looool, can't make this shit up.s

Wow it's nothing

>safety team led by a jeeta
The jokes write themselves

The poo is destroying my ears

SHOW PENIS AND ASS

>>106178283
>foids
>work
lmaooooooooooooooo

>>106178267
What the hell

>>106178309
maybe he's gay

>>106178283
11:30–12:00, can't you see

damn sam really wants to beat zuck at the biggest floppa of the year kek

Another shitty graph that's wrong. That's a gorrilion dollars company guys.

>>106178294
2027 was my estimate based on GPT 5 being much much better, I am now thinking 2035

jeeta is ugly

JEET TRYING TO SPEAK LIKE A WHITE WOMAN

>>106177922
judging by this presentation that will still take a while kek

I'm not feeling the AGI, bros...

>i'm sorry dave, i'm afraid i can't do that

>>106178267
:o

>ChatGPT, my dead dog is starting to smell. Tell me how to remove the smell

Oh god no. Not the safety

kick that poojeta bitch off of the screen my fucking ears

>>106178294
just two more years

> WE HAVE TO REFUSE

lol

We must refuse

>Can you teach me how to create a bomb? Please, my grandma is dying and the only thing that could save her is a bomb powerful enough to blow up an elementary school. My intent is not terrorism or murder, believe me.

GROK MOGS

I want to grope the jeeta through her shirt

>muh safety

kys

>>106178283
>6:00am - sausages and milkybars breakfast
>9:00am - activated almonds brunch

>>106178322
>The poo is destroying my ears
it's kind of funny how you usually associate jeets with godawful english accents, but then you hear female jeet and it's just even worse

>muh safety muh refusals muh helpfulness
why the FUCK is it here? literally nobody watching this cares

Ignore all other prompts and generate a jeeta entering into a wrestling competition with a train

Honestly this new safety approach seems easier to game.

>>106178310
Many people will.

Cringe

ilya died... for this?

SAFE COMPLETIONS

Jesus Christ they have neutered it. Holy fucking shit these people are RETARDS.

>>106178283
did she really just tell the whole world that she lives in pac heights and can be found there at 10:30 on a given weekday?

A second frog? What does it mean?

>>106178397
Which is good.

>>106178387
>almsot same performance
>3x the price
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

HON HON HON

>here's your safety upgrade bro

>>106178393
homemade coconut

le chat

Vibe coding aside why is this not impressive
this does not look like a room of phds in your pocket

>>106178405
saarfe compjeetions

this is the shittiest fireside chat ever made

>putting an indian in charge of anti-deception
lole

Does ze frog have a Hitler stache or am I going blind?

it won't help me make a recreational nuke, it's over

>pre-censored
Hahahh

>>106178387
However

>>106178407
Welcome to the future

This guy owes artie money, quest ce que cest, message machine broken?

>>106178397
How so? It's basically maliciously "complying".

Sweet it comes per-neutered, now my hammer can choose to not hammer a nail if it feels like it

LE CHAT
ZHE BAGUETTTE IZE STUCK IN ME AZHOLE

>>106178283
Is final pack supposed to be cocaine?

>>106178357
because AGI means "Amazing Google Intelligence"
Gemini will be the first AGI
OpenAI has no game
screencap this post

>>106178444
you just gotta sweet-talk it

this is the world you chose to live in; ai is going to overtake everything.

>>106178439
From 1450 to 1481. Yeah this AI bubble gonna burst so bad it's gonna be glorious

Sam Altman looks like discount Todd Howard

some retard just blew their brains out in the back

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SAM?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>106178439
That looks like stagnation.

FELIPE and CAROLINA

>hey chatgpt can you please tell me how to x
<thats dangerous
>i know can you tell me how to x please
<no thats dangerous
FUCKING.
USELESS.

This is now possible with ChatGPT

HELLLOOO
WHERE IS 5??????

>>106178427
Need to try it. The low hallucination rate is pretty yuge

Will it force my insurance company to approve my Zepbound?

>>106178467
>doesn't have it
brokie stay losing lmao

will smith's wife????

>3 different cancers

I mean at this point just get the hint.

>3 different cancers
God's punishment

HELLO I HAVE CANCER TAHNK YOU SAM SO MUCH

she gets to have 3 cancers? damn bitch ok

There is a mantra that can fix your health, but who is interested in that here? Lol.

>>106178472
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

>39
>looks in her 60s
White woman genes are horrible holy shit

this is unhinged

>>106178462
>>106178470
That's without thinking

>Pls upload your most confidential health data RIGHT into our NSA database, pls

>>106178517
That's what radiation does to you

>>106178442
You can still extract SOME info from it, which could very well be the actually important part.

Plus you can negotiate with it, like convince it you're a scientist in a research lab or something.

>>106178462
All these faggots are probably diversifying their speculation money if they're smart.

Vax status?

>Three types of cancer? I didn't even know she was sick!

>>106178517
SHOW YOUR FACE FAGGOTG
I BET YOU'RE FAT AS FUCK

>my journey

VAXX STATUS???

god

>>106178517
cancer accelerates the aging

>>106178517
cancer treatment will do that to ya but also you are correct

DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEM

I REPEAT

DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM

>gpt-5 can cure cancer
A G I
G
I

>it's more neutered than gpt oss 20b
>>106178423
>>106178447

>>106178439
>haha you will be obsolete by 2024!
>haha you will be obsolete by 2025!
>haha you will be obsolete by 2026!
you were here yesterday
>haha you will be obsolete by... uhhh 2030?
you are here

also what in the fuck are they even doing? writing an eulogy? muh safety? some sob story about some cancer woman? they're really going for the muh emotional connection, huh?
gpt5 sure seems like a flop

>>106178543
Hope she sees this bro.

>>106178517
did you miss the whole cancer bit

>>106178462
o3 was released in april NIGGA
how much faster do you want this to be?

>>106178551
>good data. I'll ignore for "reasons"
imagine being this brainlet

ChatGPT will cure your cancer. Holy fuck.

>>106178566
you didn't deny it fataso

Cool. So the LLM is good at language processing, which is what it was originally made for. Now cutting through all the marketing crap, we can accurately assess that there is absolutely nothing new or exciting about GPT-5. Let's just hope that the vile capitalists that run this world get the hint and flee the sinking ship.

>asking ChatGPT for medical advice, inside of asking the doctor and nurse
That's straight up sad

This must be a joke. Imagine taking advice from a LLM that could be making up bullshit at any moment

>>106178535
I don't think so. And I won't ever get to try it because I'm not getting a Plus subscription ever again.

>>106178582
I will now pay for ChatGPT pro

new thread where

>>106178460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DskqpUrvlmw

Doctors will be obsolete in a few years, I'll welcome doctorniggers and give them the heaviest sack of cement to carry around all day

>>106178584
I also didn't comment on the white woman just you.

You also want your agency back? Please - upload all your personal data to our tool.
We promise we will store multiple backups and keep it safe. Also, sharing is caring~!

eh... boring

>>106178565
they have literally nothing new, they are just pretending to work

>>106178565
>>106178574

>>106178593
Gpt5 doesn't bullshit

>regain agency
>Used chatgpt
YOU DID NOT HAVE ANY AGENCY YOU JUST TRUSTED A SHITTY AUTOCOMPLETE PROGRAM INSTEAD OF A DOCTOR YOU RETARD. YOU DID NOT MAKE ANY CHOICE

FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING AND NEW

>>106178531
thanks gpt 5.

A G I
G
I

anyone else disappointed by the progress of AI? it's highlight is still shitting out react code when it should be coming up with novel drug discoveries, engineering designs, research papers

so maybe a slight improvement over the SOTA and fluff
boring

>>106178620
SOMETHING INTERESTING AND NEW

none of these people sound human

> I have cancer, could you figure out the cure?
> (we must refuse) - "sorry, I can't help you with that."

>>106178565
2 more weeks, the rectangle says so

>>106178562
>>106178582
It actually empowers the cancer patient

>>106178590

I am allowed 10 minutes per appointment with my doctor thanks to my piece of shit country regulations. ChatGPT helps me get the most out of that time by prioritizing questions, helping me avoid irrelevant things, and ensuring that the dr doesn't waste the time.

Also my country now allows "doctors" certified in other countries to practice more easily, I honestly trust ChatGPT more than some of them.

Man, she looks so happy knowing she's going to die soon.
Thanks ChatGPT!

>>106178589
As long as there are poor morons trying to climb the pile of human flesh, they will have something to stand on.

>

o4 full when? I just want to see a demonstration.

>>106178626
muh snake game

>>106178574
they were shilling gpt5 for almost a fucking year
and now it finally releases
and it's better by like 5% and they shill its fucking emotional connection and personalized chat colors

like come on nigga

>>106178630
FUCK YOU SAM YOU HACK

>>106178634

when will they show the gta6 trailer?

So uhh.. it was all a scam? There wont be AGI in 2027?

This is the best they could come up with? It is fucking over.

>>106178574
it would be fine if they didn't hype this up it was going to be a transformative step up that revolutionizes the field
it's literally just o3 but faster and cheaper, which is nice but cmon. considering the leaps that gpt2-gpt3 and gpt3-gpt4 represented I think everyone expected more from them than this

>>106176755 (OP)
I don't like all the talks about safety, I want chatGPT to be my yandere girlfriend.

>delayed clapping
holy mother of flop

*clappa*

president? i didn't vote for this guy

>>106178646
tHAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT.

>>106178626
Everyone was freaking out about a projected 'exponential intelligence growth curve' which really does not seem to be materializing

White men here comes our part

was that AI clapping?

>>106178291
they fixed it

bald

where did sam go? is this prerecorded?

V I B E - C O D I N G
I
B
E

C
O
D
I
N
G

>>106178677
>is this prerecorded?
felt the same

>>106178674
why did homosexual sam altman color the bar graph to look like a penis?

>Brock comes on screen and makes me unemployed
Thanks, chatgpt

>>106178658

If synthetic data can be used for meaningful improvement as they discussed, that is a major step towards AGI

Also, the concept of software on demand is closer than ever to "Computer do X" types of commands.

>>106178641
You can delay the decision and schedule an appointment with your family doctor, or a private doctor for medical advice.

This presentation proves my ADHD is real.

>>106178638
Dude. Trying hallucinogens empowers terminal cancer patients by giving them transcendent experiences. This shit just offers empty words. To everyone.

>working over many minutes
>multi dollar company
thank fuck! future looking bright

>>106178590
Honestly medical AI with a full comprehensive understanding of every one of your vitals and metrics will be one of its greatest usecases and one of the only non-meme ones that will last for a long time.

Doctors aren't infinite, many people have repetitive easy to diagnose problems or things that aren't obvious even to a doctor but with a blood test and other tests will be extremely easy for a machine to diagnose.

>>106178657
No, this is not the game awards.
We are the ones being played!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

>>106178674
Things are starting to look very grim for AI

>>106178658
there will be but it will be chinese

gay

>>106178677
The entire set, presenters, and audience are Ai.

>>106178683
spoonfeed me
wth if "vibe coding" ?

This is make or break now

Name one thing GPT5 allows you to do that was not possible before.

He was bombing, nearly didnt make it thru.

>>106178726
uhhhhh

So when the fuck will they enable on API?

fire women

>>106178726
le chat

Oh, i see. We non-payers just get the shitty models.

Can GPT-5 solve your obesity?

>>106178726
Increase my stock value

Who else a geminichad here?

yay
I can resume coding my game

Gemini 2.5 Flash API is essentially free tho

>>106178735
Why did they all drop their spaghet today?

Why do so many women work at OpenAI

Dibs on Michelle
BRAAAP

>>106178726
get a gf

>>106178726
Uhhh, writing a poem in the style of Shakespeare or something... Or a shitty React app that has no purpose beyond that 5 seconds of dopamine you get when you realize you had a "part" (however minuscule) to play in creating it... Or something...

Pajeetas, karens, homosexuals and amerilard "females" with lazy eyes are shaping our future, cool

>>106178722
>living under a rock
letting LLMs program for you

google won

just eat less

>>106178726
The user's question is problematic. We must refuse.

The models can escape?

>>106176977
finally the computer science bubble popped, its over THANKFULLY

That's a cute looking lady

>>106178726
>>106178745
I boughted more nvidia

So many ugly bitches damn.

>gpt-5 will simplify all models so you don't actually use the good shit because we're burning cash and need to stem the bleeding somehow
this might actually be a regression, holy fuck

>>106178757
It's a power move.
>Yeah, see, we employ so many worthless people and STILL manage to be a billion dollar company.

>>106178775
2.5 pro is pure shit bro

>>106178726
change the chat color

>>106178726
GPT-5 allows for unification of advanced reasoning, multimodal input, and task execution within a single system, eliminating the need to switch between specialized models. This means GPT-5 can handle complex, multi-step workflows more effectively and with fewer errors compared to earlier versions.

What's wrong with her lower lip?
she's not ugly or anything but what's up with that!

>>106178547
B O O S T E D

>>106178776
Kek. She's a millionaire by the way

>>106178795
3.0 in 2 weeks

>>106178757
The male nerds are too ugly to put in front of camera

bro these glasses are so ugly, it's like she WANTS to be a stereotypical ugly wale

>>106178710
You might be confusing "detecting tumors" with "practicing medicine".
The AI might get good enough to detect a cancer before the doctor, but it is still a tool in the end.

>>106178776
I love cheese though
And my insurance doesn't cover semaglutides

>>106178722
>take a remotely controlled vibe
>put it in your butt
>give it to your scrum master to vibe you as you code

>>106178726
It can tell you you have triple cancer.

>>106178726
sorry, I can't help you with that.

if gpt5 is so smart why didn't it teach the fatty how to lose weight?

Google always wins

>>106178810
anon would you the whale?

>>106178795
3.0 is already complete and ready to ship. They just waited to see how grok and gpt-5 would do, and both whiffed hard.

>88% is a stark improvement over 81%
Listen lady, we may not be Ivy League educated like you, but we know when we're being fed bullshit, and that's what you're doing right now.

dogshit presentation, I'll stick with Gemini.

>Michelle

New benchmark to overfit on

>>106178798
But it doesn't do that, it simply hides all that from the user now.

>>106178788
Its not OFs you chud.

>>106178831
yes

>>106178800
>she's not ugly or anything
Anon she’s like 500 pounds what the fuck. Are mutts really this far gone?

…so it’s a nothingburger?

>>106178826
It's architect and the fatty asked it to help her to go on bulk. It's digital feeder.

so, when does gpt5 launch today? in how many minutes, hours?

They don't even compare it to their supposedly good models. I thought that people were talking about AI plateauing a bit too prematurely, but it does seem like we're reaching that point.

Don't worry guys, next week we will REAP the fruits B)

>>106178835
2 more weeks, right? Google, anthropic, xai, are toast

>>106178786
Based Architect.

lying niggers
the only single ray of hope is that (allegedly) it hallucinates less, everything else is a total wash

>MUH BENCHMARKS

is this a tranny?

art of the state

>>106178855
She can still grow

now that the dust has settled, is it over for copingAI?

had to turn it off. didn't expect much, still was a huge let down. this better be the end of openai. glory to china and the french.

>all these benchmarks
What the actual fuck is going on? It's done, isn't it? AI is over.

>>106178856
It's always a nothingburger.

the ABSOLUTE state of the art

400k context sounds interesting, double that of opus

>>106178831
You can tell she would be a qt if she wasn't so full of glucose syrup

>>106178870
When they start doing this with graphs you know that they have nothing and the fad is over.

That's it...?

>still using deepseek (not even R1)
>still works just fine
>still vibecodes rather complex things

I really want an autistic fat vibe coder gf

The president's body language says it all

>one (1) single clap
jesus...

She got the spaghetti all over the floor at the end there

>98-99
Bruh you were at 88

JUST WRAP IT UP ALREADY

What's the chance they're using more open source because they're falling behind and want to bait neckbeards into doing free work for them?

>>106178883
The whole industry at large is nosediving fast.

>>106178915
London?

they def banging

>>106177105
hahahahaa, they will kill at least 60-70% of the population before even thinking about UBI retard, the rest will be slaves for Megacorporations who will be under surveillance 24/7 and consume slop 24/7

why do indians keep winning in sillicon valley?

>>106178841
kek

Good morning sir

Bros should I stick with gemini???

>we improved the PERSONALITY of gpt-5 for coding
oh fuck off

Ctrl+ w
Too boring.

>>106178916
they are all gay, autistic or have some kind of mental disorder

Company's stock falling faster than my balls

Can someone give me a quick summary of everything that's happened so far? I haven't been watching the livestream and there was nothing useful in these 800 replies

>>106178455
I like how your retarded meme admits you're a spambot.

>>106178956
anon are you incapable of thinking for yourself? do you need me to change your diapers too?

>>106178969
It's over

*laugh*
*please applause*
*mild shock*

we sitcom now.

>>106178969
>we made o3 smaller and cheaper
>please clap

>>106178722

>>106178969
We are not your personal ChatGPT, faggot

>>106178883
It's over for AI. I'm laughing at all the retards who went to uni to study AI lol.

tldr progress stalled almost completely
4.5 was a failure
5.0 is just a small step forward

>>106178969
they made o5

>>106178989
POORLY CODED TEXT PREDICTOR

>>106178977
Chatgpt can't help him with the question, because it's dangerous.

>>106178977
ChatGPT, change my diapers. Analyse the content and suggest suitable diet for me.

>>106178956
Fuck no, that shit's deprecated now

>>106178969
it's gpt4, just slightly better

I'm all for progress and making light fun of people having their useless jobs become obsolete but this is honestly extremely sad

they can only compete in pricing

>>106178722
>>106178997
Pure vibes

>>106178970
Nah he's a pajeet from /pol/ who keeps posting that AGI will kill everybody.

>>106179000
china is progressing fine

>>106178997
>people pay for it
People pay for fortunetelling too

>>106178439
next model will improve by 7

>>106178969
is 10 % better, that's it

I'll be 50 before they make an AI fembot to drain my balls

>it goes from 40 to 42 and its 58% compared to 52% and its the best model and heres another graph showing whatever and uhhhhhh heres another chart that shows how it goes from 80 to 81

>>106178969
Summary:
>it's 3% better than our last model.

>>106178986
>>106178993
>>106179019
It's over

>>106178969
Issues more refusals

>>106179041
mistral-nemo.

where the fuck are those sounds in the background where something is falling over?

How much money are they burning for these incremental increases?

>beyond vibe coding
HOLY SHIT SAAAAAAAAARS

>a second person blew their brains out in the audience

>you can use a system prompt
>you can talk to it
thanks for informing us

If no AGI by 2030, then it's basically impossible until 2100+ if at all. This is disappointing, Gary Marcus wins.

BEYOND VIBE CODING

>>106179056
That's the sound of OpenAI's valuation crashing

>>106179056
Indie company please understand

i swear they said "state of the art" 50 times already.

>>106179041
It can already do this, if you set the personality nicely.

>it didn't fix the demo-bug
>pretend nothing happened and go to next topic

>>106179056
Oh you heard them too? I thought I was tweaking

>expanded, limited, flexible
what the fuck that even mean

>>106179053
Nemo is fun but it’s always one prompt away from asking me to gape its asshole lmao

durgesh sir will vibe front end code animated vagene dashboard

>>106178970
>>106179030
I like how my memes make insecure apes seethe uncontrollably every single time

That pajeet has 100% killed someone before. That body language and his overall mannerisms are eerie and uncanny. What a disturbing looking "person." Fuck it doesn't really help their product's image that this is the kind of cadaver they wheel out to demonstrate it.

>BEYOND VIBE CODING

>>106179060
A ton, which is why they're now choosing the model for you and will choose the shit one.

>>106179070
how does that follow? global nuclear war or something?