Thread 149712913

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 7
Saint-Malo - Mûr-de-Bretagne (Guerlédan)
197km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 6:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-6-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-7/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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12:00 CET

Previous thread:
>>149695989

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
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06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Tour of Austria (2.1)
Stage 3
Salzburg/Hellbrunn - Salzburg/Gaisberg
142.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://tourofaustria.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/TOA_Roadbook_2025.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgv58DsMArE (English)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICU-vglDJaA (German)
12:00 CET

Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 6
Bellaria-Igea Marina - Terre Roveresche (Orciano di Pesaro)
145km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist

GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-5-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-6/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai
12:50 CET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQuMfIPZVw

American 90's emo punk schizo music is based

Danes still seething at my superiority, you still have no arguments about how pathetic pro cycling norms are?

The best sprinter, 47th best overall cyclist in the race, winning 7 stages in a GT, sure, no problem with that.

The greatest cyclist of all time winning over 4 stages, he's being greedy and not doing himself any favours in the peloton.

surely Eetvelt and Nys will do something eventually. any day now

>>149713033
trvke

>>149713033
I don't believe you are really Finnish

>>149713033
You should see what Armstrong's take is on this because he's right. You don't hog stages as a GC winner, much less the hilly ones which are a different category of rider speciality. And to be fair he hasn't, because he could have gone for it today. 24' giro was a pathetic display. Stealing that stage from a baby Pellizzari then giving him his glasses was seriously demeaning.

>>149713057
How does me not being Finnish, or you not believing I'm Finnish, have any relevance to my point? Still no counter-arguments, I notice.

>>149713079
Armstrong is just jealous because hes Froome/Vingegaard tier and has never shown anything in monuments/outside of the Tour unlike the real greats.

I'm just next to Saint Malo
But no, I won't show up with a meme post sign because I did it in 2018 in Valence and it wasn't caught on tv :'(

>>149713034
>Wout Van Aert
>Primoz Roglic

>>149713103
dont post a photo from your window, the tranny jannies banned me a few years ago because i figured out where some frog lived in the Vogeses

>>149713079
I know what Armstrong's take is, and it's insane based on my previous points. True, 24 Giro was pathetic, based on his relative strength compared to others he should've won 10-12. And it would've been fair and in the the spirit of a sporting competition.

>>149712895
>Schwarzbrot
Zero seeds just a lot of syrup bullshit bread

>>149712383
Not so fast Bertu, but this was a great day for you anyways, you are top 10 overall for the stage.
And I can fill in one flag more, the blanks irk me acousticism.

>>149713113
I won't then,
which is a shame because I literally see the town from my computer desk

the view is like pic rel but even prettier

What is not in the spirit of a sporting competition is putting social pressure towards a team or rider to not go for a stage win even if they want to, because it would be too greedy. But this only applies to non-sprint stages, because for some reason sprinters deserve it and we have to protect them, after all their proficiency in trying to murder their competitors is something we have to cherish.

https://www.strava.com/activities/15070159524/analysis

how aero are these skinny nerds
power not even crazy

>>149713100
>vingegaard tier
>froome tier
>7 TdF's
Fucking retard. Also he didn't do other races to stay in his lane! When you're juiced you pick your category and stick to it otherwise it's obnoxious.

>>149713121
>>149713155
You do not understand that cycling is as much about politics and relations as it is about legs. You're a fucking retard

>>149713165
e-bike

i always thought the people who keep calling them rabobank were weirdos who couldn't let go of the past, but i still have a hard time calling them visma and not jumbo

>>149713174
You're literally repeating the same point, which I've put endless amount of holes into already. I know you legitimately mentally ill though, so maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you.

>>149713100
>has never shown anything in monuments/outside of the Tour
He probably could have if he hadn't hyper-focused on the Tour. He won the worlds, Fleche Wallonne, San Sebastian and podiumed LBL twice before losing his testicle. Maybe some regret there.

>>149713206
>which I've put endless amount of holes into already
You haven't you're a low intelligence spastic

Don't forget you're finish, literally a russian rape baby living in some chilly bog getting eaten by mosquitos and sucking your dads dick in the sauna all day LOL absolute joke of a nation and completely irrelevant in every single aspect. Totally mogged by your scandi neighbours too lol literally just russian chinks.

>>149713143
You don't know the struggle brother, you gotta do what you gotta do.

pffft

LMFAO lakelets

well hello there bert

>>149713285
wtf spooky

>"yeah dude he should go for every stage he's so epic and cool I wish he was my dad!"
>"I'm now off to watch marvel films and order a dominos pizza and post on reddit from my macbook"

>>149713228
Surely you realize how embarrassing you sound? All these posts and not a single point of value.

Absurdly, it would actually be MORE fair is it was stated in the rules that one rider is not allowed to win more than 4 stages, otherwise DQ.

>>149713298
You watch marvel films and have a macbook right? I know you do. Supporting pogacar is an admittance of guilt. Guilty of being a pathetic cucky mac owning redditor.

>>149713297
>Armstrong attempting to outdo Merckx, Hinault, Indurain, Anquetil is totally inline with the ethos of the sport.

>>149713319
If you still care about trying to improve your mental state, this probably isn't the best way in going about it.

/sauna/ on /int/ is literally full of lolicon and various other pedophile based content what the fuck is up with that? Nonce nation.

>>149713343
You're a retard he stayed within his lane i.e. the tour de france. Sure why not when it's your lane? Winning from january to october, everything whilst taunting your competition whilst pretending to be humble is so fucking cringe and it stinks to everyone who isn't a hyper positive brain rotted normie (you)

>>149713347
Seriously though why are finished people such noncey types? Maybe sauna based trauma from a young age?

>>149713285
Hello.

What's your favourite French cheese? Can you recommend me something to try?

>>149713408
Epoisses

Finished cuisine YUCK nation of barbarians and neanderthals

Actually I may be mistaken the issue isn't the finished euro chinks it's actually the whole of scandinavia. These people are actual retards on inspection. Imagine naming your capital helstinki LMFAO retard nations

LET'S GO POGI
LET'S GO
*CLAP* *CLAP*

>>149713496
Finland is NOT Scandinavia
please be correct and precise in your racism otherwise you look stupid

>>149713528
LET'S GO ONLEY
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

rusbert, you are sleeping on the prestigious troféu joaquim agostinho.

>>149713577
ah, portuguese sulfur on a menu

>>149713577
Byron MUNTON of FEIRENSE - BEECELER impresses. & congratulations to REIS for picking up 1 UCI point with this victory, bringing him up 41 for the season, which is 41 more than Clive

>>149713594
shameful display

>Hating Finlan
bit cringe ngl

>>149713528
>>149713566
thanks doc

Snatched a filet mignon for 12 euros kek, German prices are insane. Dusting off the old game tomorrow, are German girls on tinder easy? Do they like the direct approach? God I love being divorced

>>149713408
Best I can do is favorite per region don’t make me single it further out

>>149713408
Comté

>>149713753
steak looks like shit
did they boil it?

>>149713874
I made it myself and it was good

>>149713954
you need more heat on your pan when frying meat

Let's be honest UAE showed a lot weakness today. I think Visma can isolate pogacar in the mountains. Smart money is on Jonas for GC

Hot new idea, force all three GT to make a seamless year to crown Pogi as a super champ
if he wins all three

>>149713753
>>149714000
this, you steak looks shit. But for 12€ it was probably shit quality full of additives anyways

>>149713408
Try something from Xavier David
Fairly easy to get here, and they have a great selection. You can't go wrong with any of them.

Schizos are of a lower standard this year. I miss the Uran-Dane

>>149714004
The whole of Pissma will be dead by the time we reach the mountains if they keep up their current strats.

I thought "Classification leader has obligations which take a lot of time, which they would rather spend recovering" was a bit of an exaggeration.
But Pogacar said after today's stage:
>After the time-trial yesterday, I spent an hour and a half for processions after the finish. Yellow is yellow, but we have to look at the whole picture, we have to save our strength. Going on an attack the day after you lost yellow I worthy of respect. Hats off. I know he is happy being in yellow. I am also happy for him.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/dirka-po-franciji/razdrazeni-pogacar-okrcal-vismo-ki-noce-razkriti-vzroka-za-polom-na-kronometru/751599

Watching SUPERMAN (1978)

>>149714225
An hour and a half standing around on stage when you rather be chilling eating pasta in your aircon hotel room makes a difference

>>149714225
It's a built in pity system for others

>>149714290
Anti-snowballing mechanic, if you will. Interesting way to put it.

So why didnt Grug just spare himself today so he's better rested for the Mur?

>>149714330
>Marie-Claire Moreels è rimasta paralizzata nel lato destro del corpo con scarse possibilità di ripresa. Il marito, Philippe Moreel, in un ‘intervista ha dichiarato che la moglie necessita aiuto per mangiare ed andare al bagno e che “parla come una bambina di due anni“.
kwab

>>149713227
>before losing his testicle
never happened

Just placed my order on Dial-an-Albanian and I've got 7 'bani's ready for ventoux with bats. I've just saved cycling.

>>149713227
>He probably could have
He probably could have won flanders and MSR and lombardia multiple times.

The point is he didn't because he stayed in his lane. He knew he was doping to the gils and stuck to his specialty instead of infringing on others. He was measured and calculated in his approach which made the peloton respect him and not snitch him up. The only people that did where salty ex-team mates and whores who were jealous of him and his accomplishments.

>>149713285
what vidya is this

>>149714367
Because he is not too bright and has too much soul.

>>149713408
Comte or oissau-iraty. Petit basque is pretty based too.

>>149714413
Doki Doki Sugio Kaadenseruoi

Will Healy go for GC now? How is he on long climbs?

>>149714417
If Grug ends top 3 tomorrow I will seriously tip my fedora to him.

>>149712913 (OP)
>Pleudihen-sur-rance
>Calorguen
>Plancoët
>Pluduno
>Ploeuc-sur-Lié

>>149714367
gotta go fast

>>149714476
He alluded to it in an interview but about the future. "I still have goals I want to achieve before going for general classification" something like this. I think if he's got his stage and has the legs, why not. I'd imagine the team will keep him up on GC but won't sacrifice more stage chances. I doubt he'd achieve a top 10 this year. It'd be a brilliant arc though. He'd be a marked man and he'd lose his flexibility to be in breaks if he did well in GC too.

>>149714484
kek

Also shame they decided to leave Saint-Malo via La Gouesnière and not mighty Saint-Père-Marc-en-Poulet

Mad how Armstrong has been accepted back into cycling through a media post. Can't wait for Hincapie to launch his team too. If I wasn't such a retarded spastic I'd love to work for a cycling team. Washing the kits or being a bagman would do me.

>>149714484
yes, I watch tro-bro leon in breizh language and understand nothing, how did you know.

>>149714672
Merckx got welcomed back in to cycling as a hero and he was caught juicing multiple times

>>149714674
based

>>149714658
I'm also sad they didn't include this rampa

most likely because armstrong was a snidy unlikeable emotionally unhinged wheelsucker, all those tours he won were garbage to watch and the only memory I have from his time was him dopemaxxing ventoux and giving pantani a mercy win

Merckx didnt need 7 omerta serfs dragging him up a mountain

2 sprint stages on the weekend. giroesque. that's some bullshit
stage 1 is a sprint
stage 21 is a sprint
absolute zero flat sprints in between
that's the way it should be

>coworker on vacation right next to Mur de Bretagne
It's unfair Berts

>>149714786
I watch this every morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTt4ZOc-SpE

finally saw an orthopedic today
he says he thinks i have rheumatoid arthritis and a torn labrum

>>149714946
>rheumatoid arthritis
I remember commercials for this constantly on burger television

>>149714962
yeah but that was all boomers i'm 32

>>149715050
Pretty shit situation Bert. But at least it can be successfully treated in many cases now. Hope this work out for you, and that you have insurance :(

Ineos all abandoned?

>>149715156
All hope? Yeah they did.

i need Jorgenson, Wout and Affini to all try for the breakaway tomorrow
just to troll UAE as much as possible

after today i know it wont happend but god do i wish for a MVDP win on Mur-de-Bretagne again but this time in yellow

Wiggo is breathing quite heavily doing the pod today

>>149713408
Escargots

>>149715415
Look at each of their facial structures, they're all the same phenotype. Hincapie is very italian yet he's got identical phenotype to the other two.

Lnace completely correct in questioning the 'bromance' between pooshit and vingegaard. Why the fuck does Jonas still entertain the le heckin' nice guy bullshit? It's very fake. Pooshit makes constant sly jabs at visma and that's cowardly. Today he says more shitty comments that he would not say in english, insulting visma and Jonas.

Jonas needs to grow balls and stop the pleasantries. No more fake hugs and fist bumps. They're rivals, I hate to see this nice guy bullshit in the sport. It's as good as a war and fist bumping and licking each others arse really takes the seriousness from it. Also>

>"jonas is the best climber in the world right now"

How do people not see this guy is just a fake humble bullshit merchant? I suspect he's putting on a le nice guy act learning from Armstrong that enemies will come back to bite you. The sport needs villains though, not a peloton of nice guys all wanking each other off. I heard doping is far more individual and separate from one another to negate scandals, instead it'd be one rider or a few caught instead of a team which makes sense, not that it'd ever happen.

We watch this shite and only a few people seem to see truth and everyone else just lives in the fantasy. Much like Armstrong (except he was actually a based villain).

>>149713370
Here's something we'll never need to see again.

>>149714786
armstrong was more charismatic and had more aura than pogacar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4rAh15oTq8

NEED a schizoette cycling kooky geek hideous homely gf before the summer ends of I WILL murder every UAE rider. This is not up for negotiation.

>>149714252
Lame, and wtf the Graphics were bootycheeks.

>>149715599
For me, it's the mentally ill peloton instructor

>>149715577
some yank mong with a big mouth, never liked him

>>149715577
Yes he was a nice villain and a part of a narrative. Poocunt is just a boring fuck basically a chris froome who does roubaix and attacks solo every fucking race.

Kopecky abandons Giro Donne because of back pain

>>149715715
kwab

>>149715599
>A proficient exponent of the art form is Rebecca Laurel from Leicester who specializes in Halloween-themed bike rides. Having already done rides in the form of a pumpkin, a ghost, and a witch, her chosen theme for 2024 was a skeleton. Over six hours she cycled from Fosse Park in Leicester city centre, around Soar Valley Way to create the skeleton’s hips, before heading south to draw the legs and ending her ride at Braunstone. The complexity of the skeleton’s design meant that she had to cycle parts of the route several times and as much of it involved urban cycling, it was slow going.

>On a larger and more eye-catching scale, Terry Rosoman has created a 75-mile GPS image of a penis by walking stretches from Hay-on-Wye to Abergavenny via a double circuitous route taking in Crickhowell and Llangenny

Records of the Tour 2025:

>Mûr-de-Bretagne
03:52 - TdF 2018 (Dan Martin)
>Hautacam
34:38 - TdF 1996 (Bjarne Riis)
>Peyragudes
19:50 - TdF 2022 (Tadej Pogačar, Jonas Vingegaard)
>Mont Ventoux
55:51 - Dauphiné 2004 (ITT) (Iban Mayo)
>Courchevel (Loze 2025 finish line is 5km further)
50:20 - TdF 2005 (Alejandro Valverde, Lance Armstrong)
>La Plagne
45:50 - TdF 1995 (Miguel Indurain)

First one is tomorrow

>>149715761
>Mûr-de-Bretagne
03:43 - TdF 2025 (Wout van Aert)

>>149715761
PADUNI was for sure faster

>>149715761
im not so sure that the record tomorrow will be broken (but most likely lol)
pretty strong winds tomorrow and it will be cross-headwinds up the climb

>>149715807
45:14 for Padun but the finish line was 800m earlier than in 1995. Indurain was still faster

>>149715761
>Hautacam
>34:38 - TdF 1996 (Bjarne Riis)
the squeaking if this record is broken will be insane
the image of bald Bjarne in the big chain ring on Hautacam is the posterboy for dopage

>>149715865
And they said he had no decency

>>149715877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOyvswnEBTo

For me, it's Pantani out of the saddle in the drops up Alpe d'Huez. Apparently time has been eclipsed by shitters like David Gaudu

>>149715935
we need more riders to embrace the bald look
imagine Pogi or Jonas as bald like Pantani

>>149715732
Lmao she's a low key nutcase I can tell. Civil engineer student. Absolutely freakshow I may be obsessed

>>149715761
>>Hautacam
>34:38 - TdF 1996 (Bjarne Riis)


hell yeah

>>149715984
I skimmed a few of her videos. defo autistic. put a power meter on her commuter and analysed all the data with charts and shit.
seems a strong enough cyclist anyway

>>149716006
~450w for 30s I think was one of the efforts. Not sure what that is for girls if it's good or shit. She's probably 60kg. Probably never seen north of 700 watts.

I love absolute freaks like her some girls I've been with are so unbelievably dull and irritatingly normal. I bet she'd never play games or fuck around. Just pure civil engineering and cycling.

>>149716023
BALDOPED DONKEY

Everytime the Tour does Hautacam something pas normal happens. The sulphur climb

>no clown full yellow/green/polka/white suits
>riders without sunglasses
>no disk breaks
>no helmet
>cyclings caps
>colourfull cool jerseys
>no phones
why can't cycling be more like the 90's again

>>149716023
>han smider dem simpelthen ned, som pærer fra et træ, om efteråret

>>149716122
you will watch Pogi beat mister 60% legendary Hautacam climbing record, you will be told he is clean and you WILL like it

>>149716063
fairly average even for girls desu
unless she is 40 kg or something

Sometimes I think ASO, UCI and WADA are actively ignoring positive doping tests because they know pro cycling would be dead if there was another GC rider testing positive.

>>149716198
think?
they have only been doing it since doping became a thing in this sport lol

>>149716198
UCI did this all the time with Armstrong

>>149716198
WADA would ban the whole peloton for micro dosing caffeine if they could the cunts

>>149716242
>did you hecking take out the GPS tracker we put up your ass

>>149716274
KWAB

Athletic Bilbao’s doctor is Iñigo San Millán, the same doctor of Pogacar

>>149716332
>the same doctor of Pogacar
Not anymore thank god

.

>>149716332
>The player has issued an official statement in which he explains that the adverse result is due to an unintentional error related to his medical treatment for alopecia.
>Yeray, 29, has been undergoing prescribed treatment to combat hair loss, and according to his statement, he was not aware that one of the components of the medication was included in the list of prohibited substances by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA).

>>149716314
Based. My favorite song is Fire on the Mountain, Live at Barton Hall, 77. That record has Estimated Prophet just after. Two fantastic songs to listen to in succession. If you like the Dead, you might like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJT08rBmZ2s

>>149716386
Imagine telling the guys that thought Ulle was going to win 10 TdFs after this stage (like Hinault) that this was the peak of his career and that he'll get beaten for the next 10 years by a one-balled Texan

>>149716450
Did you understand the joke? I screencapped a video https://youtu.be/mGVRNWTP4lo where Koks Ulle was "driving the train" if you understand... with the Casey Jones song. Just to make sure you got the joke. Yes.

>>149716420
The substance found is the mask that hides the doping one

>Asa Child
>Team Grande Elite
They are getting sloppy with these fake riders

>having sprint slurping boring ass stages on a saturday and sunday
why

>>149716539
death to all wagies

How does Riis on Hautacam rank in terms of peak performances of all time?

>>149716514
Sounds like Finasteride, but wasn't that taken off the WADA prohibited list long ago?
On an unrelated note, it's grim how many articles get his age wrong, fucking AI slop.

>>149716570
3rd after Pogi and Vinge on PdB 2024

>>149716576
I don’t know if it was taken off, but this was a UEFA test

>>149716491
heh

>>149716570
top 5 all time

>>149716332
finasteride gets rid of your DHT and is terrible for athletic performance. san millan would probably be unaware.

Why did Cervelo decide to spec the Aspero 5 with a mullet setup instead of the new 13-speed XPLR derailleur and cassette?

based pog not letting pissma win shit

I think they should ditch the helmets on these mythical climbs. Just watched back some of the all time Armstrong, Ullrich, Pantani, Riis pulverizations and all looked much more kino than modern Pog plateau de beille or Vinge Granon.

good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EIy1-hylTY

>>149719066
every highlight video from this era is now mandated to be edited in this exact manner.

>>149719066
Hehe

>>149715715
>developing a back pain without crashing
someone doesn't want to work for AVB

>>149719066
what is "scunk"? was Riis on that skunkadunk super sticky icky? that dudelmao?

>>149719393
He was talking about the stinky blue chronic cheeeeeezzzzzeeeee

>No French music so far this TdF
Let's fix that

https://youtu.be/7T6JAaHM2Bg?si=ysGBDCJbqRsiX-Fq

>>149719502
This is a slowenian world, you're just living in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zc&list=

Metro closes at midnight on weekdays so I just did a 90 minute walk home from the moviehaus. good night /cyc/

>>149719595
it's 08:00 am though.
sleep tight

>>149719595
>metro
>walking
I didn't know America had fallen to communism

Just got my bloods done mad they just take blood out your body to test it

Berts I have to poop but a painter is currently fixing up my bathroom, what do

>>149720190
ask yourself, what would Tom Dumoulin do in this situation

>>149720181
they actually don't, you let them steal it lmao

>>149720190
ask him to take a coffee break

>>149720221
I wanted to ask for a vial to put in a pot by my window every night because I get fasted upon by mosquitos. A peace offering I guess. I wonder if that'd solve the issue. Might just get netting like a thirdie

>>149720190
>take a shit
>he goes back in to continue repairs
>has to work in your shit fumes
You're holding this one it lad, it'll be good to exercise your anal sphincter.

>>149720190
you have to show dominance

The Italian Superstar really wants that fourth victory

>>149720212
oh wise Tom Dumoulin of the lake...
>>149720230
he's refused coffee and water every time I've asked if he wants any
>>149720240
This has been my play for the past three days

>>149720252
>3 days to paint a bathroom
youre a subhuman getting ripped off by a retard, paint your own bathroom loser

>>149720262
I rent. The wall in the shower had a leak causing potential water damage. It's on their dime to fix this horseshit I ain't paying nor lifting a finger dude

>>149720270
>>149720190
Jonas wouldn't be caught having someone else working on his house. He's a strong independent man who can assemble his own kitchen. Why aren't you more like Jonas?

>>149720270
well then why do you care so much what the landlord's peon is doing, tell him you have to shit and to get out for the next 10 min

>>149720270
i sorry fren, i jumped the gun. i shouldve known it was too early to make the breakaway in paris-roubaix

>>149716274
hahaha jesus christ

>>149720287
No Greenlandish wife wielding a whip at my back
>>149720288
he's covered the entire room in plastic, be a bit rude to rip it up to go take a shit at this point if we're being desu
>>149720307
It's alright Bert

Based on the previous days he shouldn't be too long now but I've been holding for a good two hours at this point

>>149720341
then go to a cafe or restaurant nearby and buy whatever's cheapest and then use their bathroom

>>149720341
just shit in a bag fren. its what all the cool amazon wagies are doing.

Bet 10 quids on Wout winning tday. At 6 to 1 it feels like the easiest money ever. What kind of booze should I spend my money on???

>>149720398
Lmao I know it's bait but his odds today are wild

33/1

>Photo of your screen
:^I

>>149720539
Banned on wifi after yesterday sperg put about the fingol haha what am I like

Today is a cut and dry pogacar win if its a bunch sprint, odds reflect that. On paper a break is likely but we'll see.

Cyc should bet instead of 'goombling', just 1 euro bets. Makes it very fun, can do match ups and stage placing etc.

>>149719231
Fignon can't believe it

>>149720354
>>149720394
He left, my quest is at an end

BRAAAaAAPPPFFfpppppbbp

>>149720588
take pictures of the carnage. we will rate your gut fauna fren

Yesterday shows why wout is a better rider than MVDP. He can recover and perform. MVDP is a one day racer in every way.

>>149720190
I was what you might call a home shitter when I was a child. Since I had a very active social life and no concept of a poop schedule, I would frequently find myself in situations where pooping was not an option. So I became quite good at suppressing the urge to poop. Too good perchance. Not only did I clench my buttocks to avoid pooping in a foreign bathroom, I began to use this superpower also out of convenience at home. Looking back, I certainly overdone it a bit. Midway into a fateful summer vacation I clogged the toilet of our hotel room with my pent-up first poop and my dad had to use his bare hands to save the plumbing. It took him many flushes and curses and hearing the old man mutter "How can a little child produce such a huge turd?" over and over again made me realize that I took it too far. The moral of the story is: Don't hold it in. It quickly develops into a habit that will eventually negatively impact you and your loved ones.

>>149720727
yes

>>149720727
Why do you krauts have an obsession with shit? The French aren't much better desu

>>149720727
Lmao

>>149720727
I wish I was your dad

>>149720845
funny smelly log that comes out your ass
what's not to love?

>>149720987
stupid including mountain stages. basically pointless

https://x.com/NairoInGreen/status/1943239671410012493
I hope Bora fires him imagine paying millions for a guy that doesn't care and brags about it

>>149721018
he is playing mindgames, trust the plan

>>149721018
he just knows he can't win and he's accepted it

A German walks into a bar and asks, "is this stool taken?"....

Magnus Cort in the breakaway today

Sagan win in Bergen was probably his best. Tied the race back together solo then beat one of the best sprinters at the time on his own turf. Sagan had some very kino moments

Orla in polkadots

Jonas pre-race interview with TV 2 Sport:
>No matter what, it’s going to be a tough day, but I think we expect UAE to go for the stage. It’s a stage that suits Pogacar really well, so we believe he’ll be aiming for it. But we’ll have to see what happens at the start.
>It’s about staying with him if that’s what happens (an attack from Pogacar, ed.). And then we’ll see. Either way, it’ll probably be an all-out effort at the end. It’s two kilometers straight into the sky, so it’s going to be hard for everyone. There’s nowhere to hide.
Pogacar has said he doesn’t understand your tactics, and that you’re riding too aggressively. What’s your response to that?
>We’re allowed to ride our tactics, and they’re allowed to ride theirs. That’s how cycling is. Maybe you don’t always understand each other’s tactics, but that’s just part of the sport.
Is it to pressure him or maybe weaken him? What are you trying to achieve?
>As I said, we’re riding our tactics, and I’m not going to stand here and explain why we do it. We’re doing it for a reason, and we’re sticking to it.

>Visma's third bet is Wout van Aert, and he must be given a chance. He disappointed badly today, but this stage is somewhat easier. We saw on stage 4 that he was not far from the best, and when the headwind speaks for a fairly large group after a mainly flat day, the Van Aert we saw on stage 4 should be able to sit home. Whether he is fit enough to win a sprint, where I will always have Van der Poel as the favorite against him, is doubtful, but on winning potential he should rank high – even if it can easily end badly.
he must be given a chance

>>149721236
>We’re doing it for a reason, and we’re sticking to it.

I hope they have a plan

feels like visma is the only team with "tactics"
do they think they're genius or something? if they are so smart why aren't the making kuss a gc rider again?

>>149721269
>It’s about staying with him (Pogacar) and then we’ll see.

Jonas revealed the secret plan

>>149721098
Did no one get my joke...its in reference to the above discussion..hello? I thought it was quite witty tbqh.

Let the record show that Nys wasn't dropped yesterday. He gave his bike to Skelly.

>>149721236
There's no way Pog drops him on MdB

>>149721269
we’ll see in the mountains how it’ll work out
>We have a plan and are sticking to it
might come in handy for shitposting

>>149713566
In AD 4101 war was beginning.

Lennybros we've got the birthday boost today

>>149721367
>Scaleb is only 31
thought he was at least in his mid 30s desu

Bretagne... home...

>>149713034
Where's Healy

>>149721455
>NOTE: Remember that the rankings are based on winning potential, which is especially important for Lipowitz and Healy, who have no chance in a sprint

Wout is going to tire himself out in the first 10k again isn't he

Trine will NOT be happy with this breakaway

>>149716332
>san milan with doping is worse than clean Sola

>>149721601
>Sola
>clean
you are a funny man

Trine Marie Vingegaard Hansen has a wish for this year’s Tour de France on behalf of her husband:

"I hope he has the full support of the team instead of there being multiple goals during the race. I think the team should focus on winning the Tour de France and nothing else. Then I think he has the best chance of winning."

"If they start spending resources on stage wins for other riders, those resources are taken away from Jonas’ basket. You can only respect how they do it for Tadej Pogacar. When he lines up for a race, there’s no doubt about who’s the leader. Everyone knows their role. I think that’s super important."

Why is van Aert allowed to burn matches today?

>>149721622
hate this bitch like you wouldn't believe

>>149721622
>there’s no doubt about who’s the leader
There is no doubt who the leader in the Vingegaard Hansen household is either

>>149721648
it's hard for these bert twinks to resist the dommy mommy

>>149721269
Their plan is hoping he crashes. For that you need to make every race nervous

>>149721269
Their plan is hoping he crashes. For that you need to make every race nervous

I don't understand these tactics???

>>149721732
Their plan is hoping he crashes. For that you need to make every race nervous

Are you watching for the sport or for the landscapes ?

>>149721811
Sport but it's not the Tour without the French landscape

>>149721811
DK commentary just told us the nearby river is great fishin, already packin' me reel

>>149721830
Lots of towns have painted bikes in different colours and have placed them all along the roads where the tour will pass. It's lovely really, hope we will see them today.

Look who I met today :)

>>149721811
landscapes, chateus, villages, you name it

>>149721811
yeah

>>149721811
both.
My ancestors came from St. Malo btw. Looks like a beautiful city

>>149721811
I'm here for the unpredictable opi-omiesque pile up

>>149721931
based

ALLEZ OPI O-

gz

>>149721890
What a cute! I love his little plaster he's so cute :3

Does Campy ride with that ugly helmet because he is bald?

LE MUR DE MÛR-DE-BRETAGNE

>>149721994
Campy is..... special

>cassette and rim rotating with a dissimilar angular velocity
using a classified hub, I see

Visma harassing UAE on the flat. Funny

>>149722070
Based tractor frens

>>149722070
imagine if one of these tractors abruptly brakes and you get a 9 car tractor pile up

do they block breakaway again?

Big Marlen is now Bad Marlen
>The Swiss rider was fined 750 CHF (€805), docked 30 UCI points and handed a yellow card as a penalty.
>The incident that led to the punishment happened in the sprint for the finish, when Reusser was sprinting on the wheel of Ragusa, and then gesticulated and shouted at the Italian as she came round her.
>In the footage of the finish, Reusser doesn't appear to make physical contact with Ragusa, but the action of lifting her arm was deemed by the jury as "intimidation" and endangering other riders, hence the punishment.
No exceptions for women, I love how consistently they apply the rules-
>ynr Milan seething at Bini, unpunished
nvm

>>149716614
because people that buy Cervelo's are morons with more money than sense

these races haven't been the same since geschke retired

>>149721629
She's not wrong
and
She is obviously a watcher of The Butterfly Effect with Chris Horner

>>149722177
literally nothing

G bros, today we feast

we in the break, /mug/ bros

>>149722272
KWAB

>>149722272
how can she slap?

This is one of the breaks of all time

>>149722290
feast some wind before getting kwabbed by Pogi

>>149722327
3 washed up boomers and 2 shitters

The boulangerie they drove by has very good bread
t. knower

oh wow, Casasola is actually doing something

>>149722367
also the McDo they just drove by has been bombed in an independentist act somewhere around 2000

>>149722383
should I be watching the femmes right now?

The tour will be in Yffiniac later where Hinault is from.

>>149722410
up to you, I guess. it's not a total slurpfest, but I wouldn't say there's a lot of action so far

>>149722387
based

>>149722410
attack from Lippert. now you can watch

>>149721890
She's 17 years old you sick fuck

>>149722476
>In Germany, the age of consent is 14. This means that individuals who are 14 years or older can legally consent to sexual activity. The law also outlines provisions for cases where an older individual exploits a younger person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, which could lead to legal consequences for the older individual

>In Denmark, the age of consent for sexual activity is 15 years old. This applies to both girls and boys, and there are no specific close-in-age exemptions under Danish law

>In Romania, the age of consent for sexual activity is 16 years old. This means that sexual activity between individuals 16 years or older is legal, while sexual activity with someone under 16 is considered a crime, regardless of consent

Didn't realise how noncey the germanic nations are. YOU could shag a 14 year old.

Realistically what are the chances an American wins this year?

Cattaneo abandon

>cattaneo abandon
QS are being gutted lol

>>149722603
Stage win? 10%

>>149722607
always nice to see these fan clubs supporting minor local (and not) riders

>>149722624
not that it really matters but still that’s one less bottle boy

>>149722607
they went all out

>>149722639
I guess I mean't the whole thing but stages probably more realistic. The Jorgenson guy has no shot?

>>149722675
Simmons has more chances 2bh. Jorgenson is a marked man by UAE

>>149722675
no he has no shot

You think MVDP would have a realistic chance to win the green jersey this year against this field? Especially as it's looking like Merlier is only stage hunting and not going for the jersey.

>>149722675
Powless also could win from the break

>>149722705
yes, but for that he really need to want it and the team would have to structurally reload. right now it looks like they on back-up plan with Groves going for sprint stages and Grug hunting for hilly stages.

>>149722705
Considering how shite he looked yesterday in the break and historically he rarely finishes the GT's I wouldn't bet on it. If he rides a good race then maybe but it'd be extremely hard on the legs I think assuming he misses a lot of points in the bunch sprints.

Probably just staying up there just in case. If he won yesterday I'd say it's likely. We'll see how he holds out today.

>>149722705
if he top fives two stages tomorrow it would be workable

>>149722675
Jorgenson needs around 3 to 5 other guys to DNF to have a chance. So I guess not impossible, but also not likely.

>>149722796
Oh nonono, the squeakers are going to be mad

>>149721684
>tfw no dommy mommy gf

>>149722901
oh no

Pog should share some dope with her

I like when the femoids stand up on the climbs and shake their bottoms.

>>149722896
>27 years old
being a shut in does had advantages

I just don't get it, why couldn't they attack Pogacar non stop today and isolate him like it happens with MVDP in classics?

>dommy mommy
this is such a gay zoomeroid fantasy

>>149723046
>I just don't get it

Stopped reading there.

>G in the brake
dose the old man have a chance? Or just a joyride?

>>149723080
Sponsor obligations

Beautiful beach

Lippert wins

>>149723080
zero chance
UAE are keeping a tight leash

Brappert unwashed

>>149723100
top 10

>>149723080
He felt obliged to show a response after he saw the /mug/ general

What is Puck doing these days?

>>149723150
trophy wife

>>149723150
Moonen or Hello Kijkers?

Dilier pas normal

ships on solid ground

>>149723145
>no one swimming
Too cold ? Pollution ? Jellyfishes ? All 3 at the same time ?

>>149723134
GC

>>149722988
lachee

>>149723205
None at all, it's just impossible to access the beach becaue of the tour
t. I live here

>>149723213
>Urska top-10 in the GC

>>149723218
Pretty sure it's illegal to block access to the shore.

Are they allowed to grab onto the cyclist arm and pull them for a few seconds like that from a car? That Lidl rider just did that like 3 times while talking to his team car lol

>>149723205
Marée basse?

>>149723195
intimidation

>>149723262
quite a stretch

>>149723218
How is life up there ? From the sky it looks great but from the ground ?

>>149723266
no, but you can push your luck a bit with 'sticky bottles'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4vRtC7IcY

>>149723255
Idk I'm just guessing. There are a few parts where you can access the beach but I guess people prefer to watch the tour
>>149723299
It's alright, very comfy.

Viaduc category

>>149723325
I know Erquy from visiting my grandparents and it was always kind of depressing. I guess it's just this one town in particular that's moody and not the rest?

Coca-Cola dopage

>>149723370
Why do you say it's moody ? I think people in Brittany are just very shy, they're not cold just shy as fuck

Will they make MvdP sprint for the intermediate?

>>149723382
You need more migrants, it makes people very open.

high average today

Is pretty much everyone a farmer in Bretagne?

>>149723434
No it's a common misconception
We have a lot of fishermen too

>>149723454
Hinault spotted

Are you aware of the Breton Fest-noz de Pékin?

>>149723463
>fishermen
Yeah stealing OUR fish, navy should sink them all imo

>>149723463
Makes sense

>>149723482
We steal your fish, you steal our scallops. Tell me who is to blame.

>>149723473
It's a well documented phenomena

>>149723382
I know I'm breton myself (from dinard)
It's been a while I've been in Erquy, maybe if I visit now in another context I'll like it

>>149723408
we have a lot of migrants, they're called parisians

RAMPA INHUMANA in Osterreich

>>149723514
>I know I'm breton myself
> (from dinard)
Lmao

>>149723514
>we have a lot of migrants, they're called parisians
this

(Me, watching the tour while working from home) Nobody works in Brittany, they dwell in their swamps with French taxpayers money.

>>149723499
Bretons are traitors to the French republic, nothing new.

Austrian champion abandoned Tour of Austria

Hello, will there be an attack on the last climb today?

Thank you for your attention to this matter

>>149723514
>we have a lot of migrants, they're called parisians

What people consider as "real parisians" are a lot of descendants from Bretons who came to Paris to clean toilets or be prostitutes.

Dont forget the Womens Giro is also on

>>149723490
We also steal your illegal immigrants but it's fine, we concede. You can have them back :)

>>149723482
careful, you might get btfo again

>>149723531
rude :(

>>149723575
Go back to /pol/ this is le tour of le france

>>149723471
he wants to kiss Pogi's ass today at the finish, only reason he is here
imagine Pogi gets kwabbed

>>149723558
you can find out yourself in a bit by paying attention to the matter at hand. You are welcome.

le 8W/kg man is doing it

Hello gents, what did I miss so far?

DEL TORO betraying Gross SHARTS

Looks like tdf organisers finally mastered the drone tech

i thought Carlton Kirby was exclusive to tnt now why is he on eurosport

>>149723605
looks like he's gonna be kwabbed

>>149723611
long, hard-fought break formation before they let a few washed boomers go and kept them at 1:30 ever since

STÜSSI cracked hard

isnt tnt the same as eurosport now? Just branded differently depending on what country you are it.

>>149723563
we don't discriminate, real and false parisians are treated the same

Del Toro wins. kwabbing that gringo like it's nothing

>>149723653
thanks

AAAA THEY'RE RIDING INTO THE SEA

>>149723667
Lennergy not even best German

GC

>>149723677
It's a triathlon didn't you know ?

>>149723677
pédalo stage??

>>149723692
brutal mog

>>149723677
If ASO hadn't blocked me I would contact them so the riders would have to get through passage du gois while the sea is rising https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fybi9FT7g2M

damn they're already in saint brieuc

>>149723721
is this bad?

>>149723734
Means they've finally reached britany

>>149723734
no they just went fast

>>149723694
>Schachmann
>Kämna
>Buchmann
Why do German prospects always wash out that quickly?

ENTRA LE BINIOU

>>149723754
surely lipowitz is gonna break the curse

can GRUG do it today

>>149723717
nothing special
boring, even

>>149723785
no

goonin to liane rn

>>149723785
no, but he can gain points for green

Kev for president!

hahaha I love milan now I really do, hope he btfos the nigger in the end

>Simmons
lmao

jasper really was lucky that milan was in the second group on the first day, no one beats this guy

>>149723882
his popularity must be exploding right now

Is life in Bretagne good? Are there jobs?

>>149723904
What happened in stage 3?

I wish TdF would never end?

>>149723919
>are there jobs
yes

>>149723955
Vingegaard would be unbeatable

Thoughts on Pogis' literary work?

>>149723969
based

>>149723962
don't get the high amount of chomeurs in Alsace, they literally just need to learn German and get a job across the Rhine.

>>149723589
/cyc/ is a racist general you tourist

ugly

>>149723919
It's full of peasants and farmers (basically, mafia) and it rains 90% of the time.

>>149723962
Why is it so bad in the Languedoc?

>>149723990
There is no mafia in France

>>149723980
This map is heavily correlated to diversity

>>149723998
Corsica

german motorpacing

>>149723919
They are all writing mystery novels*

>>149723998
Wrong is you consider Marseille part of France
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/DZ_Mafia

Why are bretons like this....

why is tiz shitting itself today

>>149723919
if you like buckwheat you should be good

Love this film also plays in Bretagne

>>149724039
https://www.viprow.nu/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-stage-7-online-stream-2

Tiz is shit worst streaming site right now. THis is kino, with Nico Roche. His silky Irish accent is wonderful.

>>149724038
piss lake

>>149724038
>Juin 2015, l'assec révèle une ancienne maison éclusière, une écluse et des arbres fossilisés.

>>149724064
cider* lake

Mechanic kwabbing his 3 second TV moment of his life, lmao

30% of all TdF GC winners are from Bretagne

>>149723969
The book is from 2011.

>no wine production

How can this even be considered France?

>>149724089
wait for a couple decade

>>149723786
What I mean is you have to go fast otherwise you will have to ride in the water or finish by swimming (there would be bollards to indicate the road).

>>149724102
this is illigel, mister

>>149724102
@ASO do something!!!

>>149724102
illegal post mister. there's is no such thing as piss sea ass at this tour.

>>149724089
huitres, galettes and tome de Rhuys make up for it

>>149724075
They'll demote him to the Shimano car

>>149724070
That's just what Britt*ny looked like before it became French.

>>149724089
Breton whisky is underrated. Look up Warenghem distillery. /world tour whisky/ when?

>>149724098
>in literally a few years s*utherns will flood the north fleeing from catalysmic heat every summer

guess we'll taste our own medicine

>>149724089
Bretagne is not France

Peloton? More like Politton

Is there a Tour de France equivalent of Leicester winning the PL?

>>149724038
Like what?

>>149724089
There are more and more wine producers in the South of Brittany.

What do our resident french think of the following areas:
>Les Landes
>Dordogne
I've been told Dordogne is Little Britain but has its fair share of krauts, Dutch and Boers too. I was told Landes is the pedo land.

>>149724187
not happening in this semen slurping sport

>>149724149
not us, we'll be safe in the sea when all ice has melted

>>149724187
Nibali?

>>149724187
:^)

>>149724187
Pogi's first win

>>149724203
Dordogne is just campers and campings with beautiful nature that is filled to the brim with people

I like girmay but I also hate him because obvious reasons. It's more what it'll do to the sport in the long run. He seems like a really pleasant person.

>>149724224
I was about to say Landis, he's as close as it gets this millennium, and even then.

>>149724149
Denmark doesn't deserve it but I think we should just conquer Vlaams and Netherlands and deport the population to South Africa.

>>149724187
Gimondi

>>149724241
I’d prefer girmay green over milan

>>149724187
Floyd Landis 2006

HBO Dutch commentary:
>70% side stories and sights
>interrupted by 30% whats going on in the race
HBO English commentary:
>70% whats going on in the race
>interrupted by 30% side stories and sights

Hate to say it but honestly the angloids mog us in commentary

>>149724132
>>149724185
Brittany has always been French

>>149724303
how so ?

>>149724262
Deport me to the philippines please

>>149724296
Polish is like 90% side stories and sights, but it's done expertly well, and so chill that I really love it

>>149724313
tv hung too high

>>149724296
Stories and sights are the best parts of this dead sport

>>149724241
I'm just flabbergasted as to how a person from Eritrea became a cyclist in the first place? I can't imagine the roads are very good. How did he even get a racing bike?
>inb4 he stole it

>Remco seething again
Why is he like this

>>149724374
islam

>>149724311
The Kingdom of France has always included Brittany

>>149724356
>Italian Fascists used cycling to demonstrate their racial superiority; Eritrean cyclists were soon embarrassing them

>>149724356
>Biniam comes from a cycling family, having watched the Tour de France with his carpenter father on television each year; both his brother and his cousin, Meron Teshome, are also professional cyclists.[10]

>At 12 years old, Biniam won his first mountain bike competition, and in his teens he was selected to represent Eritrea as a junior in the African Championships, where he attracted the attention of a UCI scout, who invited him to train at the World Cycling Centre in Switzerland.[10]

>Biniam left Eritrea and moved to Switzerland to join the WCC in 2018 for his second junior year.[11] That year, he became a triple junior cycling champion of Africa, winning the road race, time trial and team time trial. He also won the first stage of Aubel–Thimister–Stavelot, beating favourite Remco Evenepoel.

>>149724374
Based and seethepilled?

>>149724296
Swedish commentary is comfycore, except for when they talk about the wars which is like half of the time.

>>149724356
I think they got a lot of bikes for charity and then there's charity and organisations who invested in east african cycling. Like trek ironically have charities where they donate bikes for africans just from a humanitarian perspective.

>>149724374
Who was the guy who piloted him back to tye peloton? Très sympa!

>>149724296
>nothing's happening
>still nothing happening
>nothing happening still
>now the peloton gained 5 seconds
>nothing happening now
is that your dream commentary?

memco at position 50

>>149724374
>>149724379

Which pro cyclist got the fattest after retiring?

>>149724461
Many stages theres a lot happening all the time but commenters dont see or understand it

>>149724489
Evgueni Berzin

>>149724489
Aitor Gonzalez

>>149724407
>>149724394
Thanks berts. Honestly hope we'll see more like him. Imagine what's gonna happen to the sport if those crazy Kenyan marathoners were taught to ride bicycles instead of running

Nico Mattan

>>149724356
It's pretty much their national sport.
Daniel Teklehaimanot had the polkadot Jersey in 2015 and was already a big star at the time. Biniam was 15 so I assume it was a bit inspiring aswell.

here we go

>>149724532
East africans generally are too skinny and can't build enough muscle and have shitty VO2 maxes. Girmay is definitely a special rider for them. Think how small and skinny a kenyan is, cycling requires a lot of strength because your body weight + equipment instead of just light as possible.

Cycling will remain a very european sport as long as they don't change things to suit other groups. It's why japanese and chinese never make it big and south americans have extreme altitude and I guess some european admixture.

it's getting fishy!

>>149724296
are they the same as the NOS announcers? I don't mind the guys on NOS so much

someone post the GRUGED.COM webm

This thread now belongs to Poulidor

G ded

Why the fuck is Slippy G even in the tour?

>>149724648
No i think not.
Does NOS have commercial breaks?

What if Skjelly wins?

>>149724657
blessed thread

Bora strangely good positioning so far

>>149724668
No, I don't think so, unless my ad blocker is capturing them without my realization

>Vismoids
like lambs to the slaughter

We have a race!

KINO KINO KINO KINO

>>149724664
le swan song

very sovlful crowd

alot of wind in those flags

>>149724664
they literally got no one else

Costiou pas normal

Kek, Arkea hanging him out to dry to get a new sponsor for next year

Business idea: Tour de Bretagne

>>149724699
lmao

Pogacar isn't even marking him lmao

cam on Fish
a little cheeky dig here

grugover

GRUG LÂCHÉ

>>149724733
Bro you're not gonna believe this

Good job Alpecin helping pacing all day

comicale

grug cooked after yesterday

>>149724489
Mads Pedersen