Thread 150602595

La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 14
Avilés - La Farrapona. Lagos de Somiedo
135.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlist

GC after stage 13:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-13-gc

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdf

Live stats:
https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-14/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV2
13:15 CET

Previous thread:
>>150566196

>Current and upcoming races
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
12.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
13.09 A Travers les Hauts de France 1.1 WE
13.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
14.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
14.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
14.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
14.09 Women's Cycling Grand Prix Stuttgart & Region 1.Pro WE
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti Donne 1.1
17.09 - 21.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
17.09 - 21.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
17.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
17.09 Delirium Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
19.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME
19.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
19.09 - 21.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1
20.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro
20.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
21.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
21.09 Gooikse Pijl 1.1
21.09 Giro della Romagna 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>>150602650
GODu won there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk

Real /bh/

>>150602747
I thought Israel was the jewish one

>>150602889
yeah but it fit better with brining the heat

https://www.watts2win.eu/cyclist/2539/performance

Fishboy disappointing

This performance was definitely below his standard.
But it really does look like he sacrificed his long climbing ability for a bit more punch against Pogacar.

>>150603215
Which is dumb

>>150603215
And to be honest it's still a good performance. Without the Beille outlier it's still one of his best performances

>>150603348
the worst part for him is that his fifth best performance this year wasn't enough to beat almeia who drafted him the whole climb
but the most interesting part is https://www.watts2win.eu/segment/948 , their performance was worse than roglic and the fish in 2023 on the hardest part of it

>>150603503
Understandable given the 200km stage and how fast it was ridden today. Plus the fact they did the first part faster than 2023. The level is definitely higher in 2025

Is this the Maryland Classic waiting room?

why do so many riders use these things? They don't work, holding up the exterior of your nose does nothing when 90% of the airway is inside and controlled by muscles that putting some piece of plastic and tape on top of won't do shit for.
It's like those swimmers back in the 2000s that did cupping before they raced thinking sucking a bunch of blood into their skin made them faster when it did nothing

>>150604078
Sports science is largely pseudoscience

>>150604078
placebos work

>>150604163
go home and stay home christopher.

>Lego Batman 2 on sale for 2 bucks

You know what I'll be playing tonight

>>150603215
wow, i thought that the mental effort expended from having to do a 20 minute podium ceremony was a bit of a meme but it seems like having to show the red jersey is costing vingegaard many watts

One of the most HOTLY ANTICIPATED stages of the year has come to an end, and that means another SENSATIONAL /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's stage finish on l'Angliru was a bit tamer than recent years, missing some fog and moto breakdowns, but still a great day of racing. Our wine today comes from just south of Asturias, in the appellation of Bierzo in the far northwest of Castilla y Leon. This is a hilly/mountainous region, where the grapes were brought here millennia ago by the Romans (who else?) who stripped these mountains for gold. The vast majority of wine grown here is fruity and intense Mencia red wines, but about 20% are Godello, today's grape, which makes a delightful white.

Bodegas y Vinedos Gancedo 'Capricho' Val de Paxarinas 2024 ($27)

Pours a pale straw with light gas. The nose is super lively with grapefruit, white pear, white flowers, sea spray. The palate follows with lovely chalky minerality, medium-plus acidity.

This is a great wine, lively, fresh, delightful in texture and fruit. I still keep thinking back to how disappointed I was in my Rioja which was literally 5x this price and half as enjoyable. Anyway, a great wine today for a great stage! Still so much good stuff to come!

>>150604428
peak

>>150604791
>gommieblocks in the background
this is unamerican

>>150604812
we've discussed this before, a studio appt in one of those gommieblocks in like $1.2 million

>According to El Mundo, the man behind the Bilbao protests is Ibon Meñika — twice convicted for his ETA past, former youth leader and extortion collector, now spokesman of Gernika Palestina against Israel.
these people are born stupid

>>150604791
hey winebert where do you keep all your wine? do you have a wine fridge?

>>150604851
Upper East Side?

>>150604900
Only the truly enlightened can care about nothing and know about even less

Another kino day incoming

>>150604791
Good choice, let me suggest you this one, you will enjoy it

Week 3 Joao is coming like a steam train
tick tock Vingo

>>150604900
Literal leftist terrorists want to make us believe they care about genocide. It's just a show

>>150605291
freedom fighter and political prisoner

ENOUGH with the AI slop

Bought a new rain jacket from Decathlon today. Their stores are HUGE.

>>150605430
I was there twice in 2022 because it's close to my burger route
In August:
>Do you have a rain jacket?
>Lol no it's summer
In September:
>Do you have a rain jacket?
>Lmao no it's winter season already, cycling is GONE

>>150605257
Did we get cleared?

>>150605564
no the delinquent Berts with their foul language and controversial takes are censored
the honourable Mr Axelgaard is still allowed

>>150605562
Hard to believe desu

>>150605604
I would never lie to this very 4/cyc/

>>150605291
Where's the disconnect, seems perfectly in line with ETA

>>150605825
Yea fair enough. If there is one thing Roglic does better than Vingegard in this day and age is the Vuelta small group finishes.

>>150602548
is that from the spectator who was holding a camera hanging very close to the ground? I spotted him when the broadcast was with pissicocktini

>>150604078
was it cicco that started the trend?
desu sometimes I apply one thing that's similar but for removing black spots and it does open up your nostrils a bit, different technology tho I guess

>>150606344
would make sense if its from that guy

>>150606344
vid ai got gud lately

collected

>- In recent years I have had some scares in relation to my health and my private finances. But the most important thing I have learned from cycling is to fight back. Physically I am in a good place, and my private financial affairs are getting under control.

dude has been on TV for 20 fucking years after a decent career in cycling and he is struggling finacially? how

>>150606497
Alcoholism helps in making bad life choices.

>>150606497
Bet365 live betting on MWW

>>150606497
hookers and blackjack

...Bert?

>>150606497
what a degenerate

>>150604943
yes, I have a wine fridge but will probably expand to off-site storage at some point. In Manhattan, you can't have a cellar with tons of bottles, so a lot of people just keep a wine fridge and then store their wine for long term aging off site at a facility

>>150604984
ya

>>150605252
This is my first time having a Godello and I really enjoyed it, very lovely, will def look for more

>>150606952
How many streets away from the Park are you, Bateman?

>>150604078
Have you ever tried one? Try one then you’ll see. They’re actually really nice to ride with. I barely need to mouth breath with them unless I go above threshold. There have been studies showing nasal breathing is more efficient for oxygen consumption so being able to nasal breath at a higher percentage of threshold should have some performance benefits as well.

>>150606497
Divorcerape

gonna do a BIG ride later in some very cute place, then I'll have a BIG lunch
it's going to be HARD

>>150604142
broscience, to be exact

Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men (2.Pro)
Stage 5
Pontypool - The Tumble
133.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-4-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-5/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgAFTcIkZIw
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / ITV4
12:30 CET

Simac Ladies Tour (2.WWT)
Stage 5 (ITT)
Doetinchem - Westendorp
10.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-4-gc

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-5/live/startorder

Roadbook:
https://indd.adobe.com/view/79ac3814-d751-4266-a11f-862666ff654f

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-5/live

Streams:
https://nos.nl/livestream/2575005-wielrennen-simac-ladies-tour-etappe-5
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / NOS
13:00 CET

Maryland Cycling Classic Women (1.1)
Baltimore - Baltimore
115.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/maryland-cycling-classic-women/2025/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/maryland-cycling-classic-women/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://velo.outsideonline.com/
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
14:30 CET

Maryland Cycling Classic (1.Pro)
Baltimore - Baltimore
172.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/maryland-cycling-classic/2025/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/maryland-cycling-classic/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://velo.outsideonline.com/
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
18:30 CET

>>150617915
weird ass scaling

ready for another day of
>j[insert rest of the name]winslol
?

>>150617861
Kino shot.

Souf of england mogs wherever (you) are from

>>150606605
...war sauber!

>>150618701
>>150618714

I wonder how many people slip to their death every year just trying to get a good selfie.

>>150618701
ze perfidious euro will never experience the unmatched beauty of the american west

>>150604791
These posts are great. Thank you.

>João Almeida beat Vingegegaard on Friday's king stage, and now the Portuguese is aiming for even more.
>"The goal is to win the Vuelta, but I still have a lot of time to catch up with Jonas. He looks phenomenal, so it will be a difficult task, but we never give up," he says in the winner's interview after the 13th stage, while explaining to TV 2 Sport that Friday's stage win gives peace of mind.
oh its on
/elite/ smells blood

>>150618701
>>150618714
im sorry britbong but the cliff of dover.....they aint nothing special we got em too

>>150617915
onleywinslol?

>>150618738
The guide line a few meters off the cliff, you can still step over it and many people do, mostly the chinese and asians who are obsessed with photos. You'd have to be a complete spastic to fall off though.

>>150619106
Your cliffs are ugly and non white. But conversely our cliffs seem to be infested with non whites :(.

>>150619147
If he beats remshart remco should retire. Cannot allow that to happen.

yeah nice try MyPad but the Wielerploeg menace is too strong

>>150619184
>Viviani

Met some rude protesters on my ride today, they just looked at me and wouldn't move

>>150619259
cute

The Clinic never disappoints. Always a fun read when you're feeling down

>>150619314
this Stablo lad speaking nothing but thruths and facts

>>150619314
>I'm right about everything and I can't take people who disagree with me seriously

>>150619314
>climb like Angliru has not really been his strenght
laughable

>>150618701
Guillaume landed here and mogged your ancestors

>>150619259
call the baaaa-rdia civil

>>150619352
+Caesar

>>150619352
And unironically doomed the western world, the perfidious anglo is really just the norman ruling class in action, but blamed on the local peasants.

>>150619259
Fløyen, home

>>150619416
>actual norman yoke talking points in anno domini 2025
lel

Will there be a (stream) broadcast for the whole stage today, do you guys know?

>>150619484
yes

>>150619259
Look how fast they grow

>>150619505
Very cute, now they’re old and wise

>>150619259
need to baa at them

>>150619593
Life is good for them

>>150604078
when i nosebreath after a short sprint/acceleration those things keep my nostrils or atleast one side from collapsing thus allowing me to keep breathing through the nose. It dosent really give you more space just a ton more stability.

Used to have a goat farmer herding around in my area the man must have been 100 years old.
Don't see him anymore.

high-grade jonas copium from r*ddit:
>I think Jonas might be coming back strong today. If we take him at his word he didn't have the best legs yesterday, and we saw in the Tour that the incredible consistency he used to possess isn't the same anymore, I think his legs might "return" today following the pattern he showed in the Tour this year.

>I hope Jonas does something today. Was a bit frightened after yesterdays Almeida show

>I wonder if Jonas was lying doggo yesterday and letting Almeida trash himself. I think today Visma will be all hands to the pump and try to crack UAE, Almeida is really the only probable threat now.
'letting your opponent tire themselves out' while you follow on 20% do these people even watch the same sport

>>150619824
>I think his legs might "return" today
is this code for sulphurous activities?

>>150619259
Is that the reason why Demi always takes her dog with her?

>>150619824
If he doesn't drop Almeida today we can say it's concerning for the third week

wtf. i was just trying to build some spare parts into a fixed gear but there are 9,5mm front axles?!? I always believed front wheels were the same no matter what.

I think we should also ban betting sponsors, oil companies and supermarkets.

>>150619920
Ban professional teams

>>150619920
yeah bro just remove 50% of the revenue of the sport this a totally serious proposal ahah

>>150619920
And chemical companies.

>>150619493
great

>>150619920
I agree we should also remove the countries names from the races, having "France" in the "Tour the France" is problematic.

>Israel - Premier Tech will race in a changed, monogram jersey today, without name ‘Israel’ displayed. Expect statement shortly. -Daniel Frebe
palestine won

>>150620238
>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל - Premier Tech

>>150620238
Netanyahu will stop bombing them any minute now

>>150620271
lmao

>>150620238
and literally nothing will change because the "protesters" are antifa and ETA cucks who just wants attention

>>150620238
>Genocide - Premier Tech, brought to you by Palantir

WE LIVE

>>150619824
today's stage does not suit Almeida as much as Vingegaard, he has to at least try to drop him
less than a minute advantage is very very risky for the last week
on the other hand, if Almeida really wants to challenge him he will also have to attack today imo
I think today will be a great stage hopefully

>>150616341
ok I'm back
great fucking ride, life's good bros!
luv Arrábida for some chill ciclismo, shame it's not bigger I guess.
went for an easy ride but I was feeling nice, the weather was absolutely perfect, so ended up climbing a lot more than my initial plan but still on a moderate pace.
perfect for the big lunch coming right up!

>>150620238
new kit

>>150620524
very nice

>>150620524
god I love this road
went out pretty early so I could see the sunrise over the mountains
now let's eat

>>150603215
In hindsight, maybe it was clear on the first stage of the Dauphine that Jonas had changed his focus. Instead of being impressed that he had finally decided to race on flatter terrain, the impression should have been that he had likely given something up and we should have expected less of him in the mountains. Of course Pog gets better at everything every year so Ving likely didn't have a chance, but you'd think if he could repeat this season it might be smarter to not give up his strength to gain some versatility.

>>150620432
This is the line of reasoning that pisses me off the most. You know why they're protesting so why are you acting this retarded, disagree all you want but why pretend that you don't understand why they're out there?

Can we nuke spain

>>150620589
i understand that they want people to think that they are there for Palastine
but in truth 99% of people there dont really care about such things they just want chaos

>>150604078
They are an effective placebo, you do sense some sort of difference but I am doubtful it actually improves ventilation.
>>150606397
Not cicco riders have been wearing those for a long time.

>>150604791
Thanks for this recommendation, not for sale near me but it's going on the list.

>>150619824
Why are they all so limp and dumb? I don't understand how anyone other than the Danes can find something to support in Ving.

>>150619843
lol I thought the same but I think it's just stupidity and blind hope.

>>150620589
They're using a cause for attention and chimp out fun. Not hard to understand unless you're retarded or completely ignorant of what type of people do these protests

>>150604020
I'm bursting with excitement and national pride.

>but but but but israel changed jersey name
>nothing happends
kek like clockwork

>>150620526
>PEACE PARK CAPITAL
>Company registered in Cyprus
>from website [currently under maintenance but archive from this year]:Peace Park generates attractive risk-adjusted returns through diversified exposure to and active management of collateralized loan obligation (CLO) securities.
>A highly regarded [heh] investment team with rich global experience in CLOs
>Listed CLO Managers: BLACKSTONE, MJX, HPS, ARES
>Founder is Ron Baron, also founder and co-owner of Israel-Premier Tech
IPT co-owner casually advertising his hilariously sketchy investment group on the jersey

https://israelpremiertech.com/baltimore-celebrates-ipt-with-a-fan-ride-and-hundreds-of-admiring-children/

>Baltimore celebrates IPT with a Fan Ride and Hundreds of Admiring Children

>“You are giving us so much strength and pride,” said Gary Bauman from Team Baltimore Bike for 4 Chai to team founder Ron Baron and Israeli rider Oded Kogut. Baron and Kogut warmly thanked the supporters, with Baron noting: “We have an enormous fanbase around the world,” before leading the fan ride.

>Kogut was equally touched, signing autographs, sharing hugs, and high-fives with the hundreds of kids who crowded around the team for pictures.

>Longtime IPT supporter Jason Perlman, who traveled from Washington to meet the riders, summed up the spirit of the day: “The IPT tifosi aren’t going anywhere. We stand by you in the good times and the hard times, as we’ve seen in the last week.”

>>150620621
sounds like you're talking about something you know nothing about, maybe you're projecting your own attitude too much
I definitely know a lot of people that genuinely care about shit like this and none of them are antifa

Where are the protests against UAE?

United Arabic Emirates has literal slave labor building their skypscrapers and their views on women is some medieval tier shit

>>150620682
>I definitely know a lot of people that genuinely care about shit like this
stop lying

>>150620682
People who hold flags on the side of the road yes
People who block the race and endanger the riders no

>>150620707
protesting against UAE is not the current thing
we only care about the current thing

>>150620712
i agree, most of the people actually making attempts to interfere with the progress of the race seem to be affiliated with some formalized group(s)

>>150604078
I have a deviated septum, had a operation a few years ago which already made it 80% better, but these things still add another 15% I would say. But I never found a brand which holds during immense sweat

>>150620711
well if you consider doctors that volunteer into war and famine zones as people that only want chaos and that don't care and that I'm lying, you do you, I recognize I can't change your mind because, from my perspective, I believe you spend too much time seeking validation for your beliefs and that you have no interest in hearing different opinions
keep being cynical, keep believing that no human being can care about another human even if they don't know each other, we all have seen where that road has led us in the past
I'm going to stop responding to this shit, but I just want to say that people with your attitude are everything I want to avoid in my life, and this has nothing to do with being left or right

>>150620805
>I can't breathe without surgery or manmade contraptions

Some people just weren't meant to make it

>>150619259
waar gombuder?

>>150620550
How is traffic? Don't you get overrun by cars?

Backstedt wins

>>150620526
Premier Tech bros.. we got erased as well

>>150621148
top 10

hors

we live in baltimore

https://www.youtube.com/live/2ZLyBkSfUYg

>>150621177
GC

Neutral service bike kino

yea its over for crampy

victor seething at having to ride a seating position that hasn't been optimized in a wind tunnel, abandon expected any moment

kek

>>150621404
its shimanover

campenaerts? more like chassepatatenaerts

what was the idea of crampy in the break anyway?

>>150621340
>This bike look way to good to be fast

i feel like Van Baarle have pulled ever single stage

Imagine owning one of these

>>150621561
yes thank you
actually a clean and nice looking bike, just need another colour

>>150621561
I'd probably chose this over any other bike of the peleton, maybe not r5 but that's it

>>150621576
As a Dane, I know you are scared of the color blue (and yellow), but I think it's an iconic color palette.

>>150621576
for me its

would UAE be crazy enough to attack on San Lorenzo

>>150621597
We need to go back

today is a must-win stage for vingegaard

>>150620865
not on this particular stretch

here's your cycling expert

Jai looks sick

crampenaerts and leemreize made it to the breakaway

>>150621768
of course they did, visma are the kind of team that will say cheating is allowed to compensate for bad luck

>>150621909
Crazy how 'professionals' cannot look over their shoulder

>>150621727
Not really, he's got a stage win and a good lead. In my opinion it's time to start aggressively wheelsucking.

>>150621909
hag (42) on zoomer (20) violence

breakaway or GC stage win

we can count it as belgian esque road

>>150622129
actual third world tier

>>150622129
grim

Remco wins

>>150622185
inshallah

>>150622129
But imagine all the seething cagies in their lifted wagons that are not allowed to cage about

top 10

hello why is mads not in the breakaway?

>>150622185
Well well well well , look who's back

>>150622253
GC

>>150622278
tomorrow he has a decent chance to win because it's unlikely that the other sprinters will survive the climbs

kek

>>150622347
old man G didn't deserve this

Imagine Soler winning...

Half of the stages won by UAE.

>>150622416
UAE proving how i play grand tours in PCM is possible irl

Remco said he will try tomorrow but he won't risk it too much

>>150622434
he looks fascist

>>150622434
His nose has grown in recent years ironically

>>150622347
>tfw you spent time to leave a support message for the local hero Geraint "G" Thomas, and this is how it appeared on TV

>>150622539
It was always gigantic

vingegaard sounds really motivated to win today, appearantly his son's birthday was a couple days ago but his other kid's birthday is monday so he has a reason to try and win today

>>150622613
He won't win.

the king is back

Landa lachee

>>150622714
inshallah

Campenaerts lachee!

>>150622714
bismillah

could Almeida be crazy enough to attack on this climb

Welcome to the latest edition of what wine is half price on the Tesco club card. This week we have dude Ventoux lmao as Bert sees something vaguely cycling related and simply must buy it. A hefty 14.5%, looks like we're getting drunk tonight. The mouth is round and fruity so they say. But enough about Tom Pidcock.

>>150622815
>The mouth is round and fruity so they say. But enough about Tom Pidcock.

ayuso will drop the fish hard pacing for his elite team leader

>>150622815
>A hefty 14.5%,
Probably closer to 15, they tend to lie about those to not scare people away

damn achusos already to the front

Apologize

I feel like they hardly get flat tires anymore.

Is it because of the wide tires or tubeless?

>>150622874
only if he stays with Joao on a last climb

>>150622815
kek

>>150622317
very respectable top 10 for a 2.Pro

Bernal? More like Terminal.

it's Ciccover

elite dropping

>>150622913
he got some stomach bug no?

Cicc1 lcahee

>>150622914
au contraire, /elite/ is very much alive

>>150622613
Why do athletes do this? Winning for their kids or wife? Apart from prize money they don't get anything for YOUR win. Hell the kid doesn't even know how to write his own name yet.
They don't really give a fuck. At best, they're "happy" FOR YOU. They're not happy for themselves that you won.

>>150622935
think it was his ass, not even meming

>>150622913
Infection on his ass

>>150622954
>>150622972
another strained ass cheek?

>>150622935
bedsore on his ass

this climb is proper hard rampas

>>150623057
Yessir

Just tuned in, am I seeing things or is Ayuso actually pulling?

/elite/winslol?

>>150623148
this is an attack. he's actually trying to drop Almeida

>>150623148
Ayuso is death pulling

really small group
hope for a nice final climb

>>150623191
kek

My respect for Juan the rat has gone up today to be quite honest...

>>150623148
A big pull actually
I think he just pretends to pull for Vine and not for Almeida

what is the purpose of the motos having the stage profile placed above the speedometer?

>>150623148
>>150623210
>>150623212
iirc, yesterday UAE DS said they're 100% backing Almeida now and no one will go on breakways
>now
kek

>>150623308
why did soler and bjaer get in the cabeza then

>>150623339
to help Almeida if he needs or gets dropped by Vingegaard?
or he just talked out of his ass, not surprising

btw whoever said GROSSSCHARTNER is washed - just watch

>>150623432
He was already pas normal yesterday.

>>150623339
bjaer is helping now
it's a plan, they're actually attacking visma
this is great
vuelta has been great so far imo

soler doing soler things

>>150623533
there goes my theory kek
this is Volta tier

were where (You) when hindlel and /elite/ dropped the fish in roughly 10 minutos

Vine lachee!

>>150623565
at home sipping a faxe kondi

looks like a DNS for Vine tomorrow

>>150623582
you were saying?

>>150623611
>>150623582
he just picked the ebike

Hmm guess not hehe just some sniffing salt from the car nothing to see

wtf is Soler doing
no way he wins the stage

Attaque Soler!

Cheating cunts

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR OF BRITAIN
stage 5

"The Solarism"

that mountain jersey and shorts is truly hideous

UAE chasing UAE

Solar is such a dirty rat.

Top kek

>>150623805
he's just dong what the team tell him. greedy bastards want it all

Campensharts

>Soler attacking when his teammate is trying to win thee Vuelta in the favorite group
must be so fucking infuriating to ride with him

What a horrible looking bike.

soon

>>150623832
Didn't Matxin say that everyone will pull for Almeida yesterday?

>>150602595 (OP)
>https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
>https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

Which stream has better commentators?

>>150623432
oh no no no

>>150623869
I just want to see his face when they get past him at +15km/h

>>150623886
Go to daddy streams to choose your commentary. You can even get Brazilian

>>150623890
just a tiny mechanical, no biggy

>>150623944
lucky

expect visma to start pulling any time now, vingegaard really, really wants to win the stage

jonasbros.......we can not lose to pogi's domestique again

>>150623985
>I really really like attacking -Vingegaard

Soler at 2:35 from favorites

>>150624038
seems like Spanish RAI timing is shitting the bed

>>150624038
Pcs man is saying 3.15.
He's probably making shit up again.

who even film sprints like this

2:50 Soler got this

another UAE BAM
getting a bit much now

>>150624070
>>150624066
I timed it in the feeding area, could be different no

>>150624087
lol
if Jonas or Joao opens up fully those minutes will be be gone like nothing

>>150624084
Skalniak-Soijka kwabs Jackson

>>150624103
there's only 5k left
not enough distance

>7th UAE stage win
this is not okay

vine done, just grosschartner left and then youre going to see something really huge from visma

cmon Jonas send Kussen to the front and destroy them

They are only pulling like this because Almeida says he feels good. Dont expect Jones to end up in front

since Almeida is such a diesel climber would it not be best for visma to accelerate like crazy and then attack instead of this just letting UAE pace

you just know in the visma team car they're monitoring the situation, looking through the plans, and it's just a matter of time before they activate one

>>150624112
top 5

They are only pulling like this because Almeida says he feels good. Dont expect Jonas to end up in front

see your one there in the white sports bra?

>>150624191
This is the plan

>>150624193
6-10

cmon someone fucking attack already

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>150624215
strong headwind, doubt anyone will do anything

>solar gaining time
gt status revoked

Cozy on the train knowing the riders are saving their matches for another stage I can view. I asked them kindly in the group chat, and they obliged.

>>150624231
crosswind

>>150624264
danish commentators said that ALOT of bears lives on these parts

Hindlel time.

kinda embarrasing when hindlel has to save the stage

BORA boys taking over

>>150624275
I have a friend that lives near this area and his hobby is taking pics of wildlife, lots of bears here

a great addition
chapeau PCSman

Pathetic pull by Großshit

SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150624320
rtve course bike nearly had a stroke earlier trying to say staune-mittet

The level is abysmal compared to tdf

why are poortu fans the most retarded of all
always runners
always acting like subhumans

>>150624370
Runners are such retards

kek

zzzzZZZZZZZzzZZzzzZZZZZZzzz

Attaque Hindley!

Vingegaard looks very good in the wheel, ready to counter and win the stage

Pidcock pulling back

Soler wins

Soler wins!

Huge moral victory for Vingegaard, showcasing his explosiveness that he trained so hard on

UAE on top

Jonas gonna slurp untill the TT and then slurp some more

moral victory for Jonas

Almeida got dunked on lmao gg race over

soler ruins the streak of stage wins by cyclists whose first name begins with the letter j

Every breakaway win has been a UAE win in this Vuelta

>>150624453
nice name

>>150624480
kinda insane but also kinda weak sauce
feels like Remco cope stage wins in a way

BWAHAHAHAHA

Fishboy gave up on his long climbing power to gain enough punch to outsprint JOAO ALMEIDA.

FUCKING TOTALLY WORTH IT

Finally we can move on to the main event of the day, the mythical Maryland Cycling class

soler says on end of stage interview that he dedicates the win to his wife as it's her birthday

I hope so much that Pissma and Fishboy lose it all in the TT.

Can UAE get 100 wins this season?

Under the cover of anonymity, the speeches are much less weighed up...

>>150624473
its fucking over for Jonas in the next GT when hes up against Pogi and Almeida tho

>>150624480
I honestly don't know what some other teams are doing. Yeah, Vine, Ayuso and Soler are strong riders to have in a break, but the guys other teams have been sending to the break are pathetic. There are a bunch of guys who have fallen out of GC that I have no idea what they're doing in the race.

>>150624532
Maybe? But it's hard, they have to win pretty much every race they're favourites for. Del Toro will have to do his best Hirschi impression.

>>150624480
i knew Soler would win as soon as i saw the group composition and they had over 5 minutes. 26? riders and no team managed to send someone with a level of e.g. Fortunato to go for the stage win

top 10

>>150624617
GC

>>150624519
that seems a little mean knowing how hard vingegaard's family is craving a birthday win, he should have dedicated it to vingegaards family

>>150621561
you can find them tossed in the bushes around the mountains of France

>>150620626
1/10 no burn scars

>"The plan was actually to not to have Marc in the breakaway but we decided it was a good idea especially with the headwind in the finale if I need him
top kek

dog bless

>quinn simmons standing and even singing for the anthem
dog bless

>>150625431
/spit on that anthem

>>150625431
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

>Jonas Vingegaard did not attack Joao Almeida on today's stage, and this is mainly due to the headwind on the last climb, he tells TV 2 Sport.
>"What was the feeling today?"
>"It was actually okay. I think the legs were okay today. Here on the last climb they (UAE, ed.) are trying, but we knew there would be a headwind, and then it's just hard to make a difference if there is strong resistance, because then you get too much out of sitting in the wheel. I think UAE realized that too. At least that's what I have a feeling."
another day another exucse

>>150625431
quinn simmons is like captain america omg

>>150625643
but why did UAE pull then, I don't understand

>>150625629
imagine living on "n*gga gay street"

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
VUELTA A ESPANA
stage 14

rusberts most favorite Canadian rider shown

le quirky chungus

>>150625993
she got kwabbed by SKALNIAK-SÓJKA

>>150625431
Do Euros do the "stand, remove caps, and hand on heart" thing for their national anthem? I would assume so aside from Germans.

>>150626099
this is ragebait

>>150626128
this is a legitimate question, I've never been to a sporting event in another country

>>150626210
Depends on the event and fans.
Usually people dont put their hand on heart, but they do all the other things and they do sing the anthem

>>150626210
hand on heart no (some do)
remove hats and singing yes

>>150625720
probably just wanted to test vingegaard to see if he was on a super bad day/they could isolate him
maybe almeida attack in the wooded section of the climb without as much wind if isolated
tulett and kuss were still with him so pointless to go for it

UAE team emirates is the team Visma LAB wishes it was

>>150626210
whats strange is that you play your national anthem to random sport events
usually the national anthem is reserved for just that, someting national or really really big sporting events
if i remember correct in cycling its usually only really used for the 3 GT's and WC/EUC

skelly trying to walk looks comicale

>>150626698
dont tell me he fucking crashed again?

>>150626766
he chuted hard in the cobbled section

>>150626856
bruh
that man is the fucking worst, how can you get paid to ride a bike and then crash so much all the time

>>150626856
he's the denmark team leader for the world championships

>>150627130
I too love to watch powerpoints during the race

>>150627130
I think the dopage slide was missing from the presentation

>>150627152
>watts over weight

>evidence based medicine
give me bullshit medicine

>>150627295
lmfao

>>150627279
please go on living the rest of your live without evidence based medicine Bert.

>>150627624
planning on doing exactly that

>>150626099
They now say "stand (if you can)" over here. I laugh every time. So unnecessary.

>>150627666
its nice when the trash takes itself out

baltimore looks like a nice city, reminds me of new york city

Skelly abandons

>Hellemose Asbjørn (Team Jayco AlUla) abandoned the race.
> Skjelmose Mattias (Lidl - Trek) abandoned the race.

poor effort from the Mose brothers

>>150627824
this?

>>150627866
looks like this?

>>150627824
I only know it from the wire
would not live there

>>150627824
the proper city centres of must east coast downtown are usually quite nice, the problem is there is roughly ~20 blocks of it and then it very rapidly becomes disgusting looking sprawl and freeways. They also are avoiding the areas of baltimore which have not yet been saved by gentrification

>>150627866
>>150627894
It does a bit actually to be fair, he's got a point

I love the announcer on the course kek, reminds me of this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

>>150627932
I think most cities are nice to visit but not so nice to live in. Baltimore probably falls into this category.

>>150628032
depends on your wealth bracket

>go to reddit.com/r/baltimore
>half of the page is people complaining about road closures for the race
cagie seethe fuels me

>>150626099
I was taught that the correct pose for the Marseillaise was the garde-à-vous (arms alongside the body), and that putting your hand and your heart was a tacky americany thing to do

>>150627866
>>150627894
imagine actually living in such concrete hellholes

>>150628142
its pure gold

>>150628142
they had two races on a circuit on the same day so basically closed the whole area for the whole day. kinda annoying tbqh
at least in a normal race the roads are only closed for like 20 min while the race passes through

>>150628142
>>150628208

>Can somebody please tell me when this goofy ass bike race is done so I can get to my damn building. Been doing circles around St. Paul, Baltimore, Lexington, Charles, and Calvert St and I just wanna get in my bed at this point

>This is ridiculous. People have jobs, lives, businesses and events. It’s a SATURDAY for gods sake. And they’re boxing sections in for 24hrs?? What are we supposed to do?

>I hope they get rid of it. It doesn't justify the disruption and feels like a scheme for promoters to make money at the expense of city residents who didn't consent. Events like this hurt Baltimore and Baltimore residents more than they benefit. The city should issue a 200$ tax credit per resident for the gross inconvenience if they want to engage in this kind of performative nonsense.

i live for this shit. ONE GORILLION MORE AMERICAN CITY CRITERIUMS

>>150628142
kek

>Fishboy has graduated from slurping behind yellow to slurping in red
>meanwhile UAE keep winning
What are the chances Almeida will win the Vuelta? What does UAE give their riders?
Also
>Mfw on Business Trip so I could pretend I’m a burger
>Mfw I don’t know what to post
How do I beat the autism berts

>>150628239
>Can somebody please tell me when this goofy ass bike race is done so I can get to my damn building

>>150628283
Imagine this in the voice of Clay Davis

>>150628239
For those who haven't seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gMd9XZJyg

>>150628341
this one is a fucking classic

>>150628358
i read this city name as mana junk

>>150628239
people wrote the same about copenhagen sprint. Cagies are like rabid animals.

Who's less worse a tt between Gall, Hindlet and Pidcock

>>150628608
the aussie

>>150628608
Hindley > Pidcock > Gall

Cages feel a sense of entitlement. Those are THEIR roads. The amount of cars I saw hooting at pedestrians when I was away this week. I fucking despise cages so much. They need to pedestrianise way more of the cities. Cagies need foldable bikes and scooters to access the city, with special access for disabled. They're an eyesore, very loud, stink and they're often driven in an antisocial manner. Should be a law to let every pedestrian cross that waits beside the road.

>>150628341
>Take a massive vape hit
>Crank Yelawolf
>Drive through a parade at high speed dodging cops
utterly based

burgers what the ciclismo situation inside the red circle in general
seems like its not so far from big cities but you still got mountains/hills

>>150628757
that be grabbel country

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering

>I don’t get why they wouldn’t just like start the men’s and women’s 15-30 minutes apart

>Why not just run the races simultaneously? It's not like the existence of women makes men completely unable to bike. Just ridiculous this level of sexism still exists for no good reason.

>I will admit I know pretty much nothing about bike races, but I read there’s only 15 teams? As in 15 riders on the track at once? Doesn’t seem like doubling that would be very many at all

>Let’s be honest. The reason the route is so inconvenient for so many White people is because they have to place the entire race course within the white L of Baltimore. If they tried running it up MLK Boulevard, it’d be easier to manage, but no one would come.

>As a disabled person who cannot walk 15-20 blocks and be just fine. I have an accessible or handicap placard. I have no choice but to work tomorrow(in Fells) and my whole neighborhood is blocked off(I live on St.Paul). They need to do a better job at offering better alternatives for those who cannot walk those kinds of distances and have no choice but to go out during the race

gold

i just noticed that fucking Oscar Sevilla is in the breakaway
based boomer

>>150628855
is the "white Baltimore" part actually real?

>>150628855
>Why not just run the races simultaneously? It's not like the existence of women makes men completely unable to bike. Just ridiculous this level of sexism still exists for no good reason.
astonishing level of stupidity

>>150628903
yes
https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/1n9ohx8/comment/ncpq04l/

>>150628855
Deal with it cagies and assorted disabled fatties

when will we have a stage race again

>>150628947
LMAO
also what the fuck is up with that MLK boulevard place, why would no one come?

>>150629019
Generally MLK or Malcolm X Boulevard tends to be in the middle of the worst ghetto of American cities and there's a low chance a bunch of hood rats would come out to watch a bike race

>>150629071
Same phenomenon in France like the place Rosa Parks in Montpellier

>>150628992
you should write a open letter to Donaldo and ask him to make USA Tour a thing, make it sound patriotic or some shit
>>150629071
its seems kinda funny that the worst part of town is named after famous blacks kek

>>150629161
I actually have and submitted it White House a few months ago:

I am writing to request federal support for the return of the TOUR DE TRUMP (1989-1990) pro cycling race.

Pro cycling in the United States has fallen off a cliff in the last few years. In 2012, Lance ARMSTRONG was targeted and blacklisted by the Obama-era FBI, being stripped of his record SEVEN (7) Tour de France titles. In 2020, the last two professional-level stage races in the United States were cancelled - the Tour of California and the Tour of Utah. In 2024, the Maryland Cycling Classic (the only professional-level single day race in the United States) was cancelled due to the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse.

America needs to return back to the TOP of bike racing, in the spirit of heroes such as Lance ARMSTRONG, Greg LEMOND, and Major TAYLOR. We need an internationally renowned, World Tour-level (the highest level of pro bike racing) stage race, perhaps in the mold of the Tour de France (21 stages throughout the country). We have the most beautiful cities in the world, the most beautiful coasts, the most beautiful deserts, and the most beautiful mountains for the World Tour peloton to race through. It is PATHETIC that countries such as the UAE, Denmark, Canada, China, and Belgium all have World Tour races, while the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH does not have a single race. We need to have a home race to inspire youngsters and return Americans to the TOP of the pro peloton.

Imagine the eyes of the world turning to America, watching an American cyclist winning a sprint down 6th Avenue in New York City or making a decisive attack on the slopes of Pikes Peak in Colorado or leading a charging peloton across the Sedona desert. Imagine a finale in Washington, DC, with a finish right on Constitution Avenue.

No country in the world is better equipped to have a world-class bike race, and it is a disgrace that America has let the rest of the world pass us by in this most egalitarian of sports.

>>150629211
ChatGPT's attempt

>>150629161
Tour of America p/b Palantir

>>150628815
what's the risk of being run over intentionally by big bad truck

>>150629211
come up with a better name than Tour de Trump
but all jokes aside a 14 day race in burgerland would be cool if it was serious above it being long term

>>150629342
*about it

A STRONG group has broken off ahead of the peloton

>>150628992
It's just a bad fit for some reason. Even when we had the Tour of Utah and the Tour of California, both those races tended to feature a lot of really boring stages with long straight wide roads through a barren landscape

I still liked it because they were different, although i could never watch them, but the usa seems better suited to gravel racing with all that free space they have

A 3 week coast to coast tour of America would be epic. Its kind of weird that there are no stage races anymore when you have loads of criteriums, gravelraces and triathlons.

>>150629420
How did Quinn miss this

>>150629496
cam on powerless

>>150629422
>long straight wide roads through a barren landscape
this is just what the american west looks like, there really is no way to plan a cycling race around it. main problem is administrative/financial problems, it is extremely difficult to close roads and provide all the finances necessary for the races. tour of california famously had to negotiate road closures and police involvement individually with every single county that the race passed through.

>>150629490
>Coast to Coast tour
>They have to ride through Midwest
Could do an Unbound stage otherwise it would literally be a 200km arrow straight pancake flat road with no people

Very helpful, PCSMan, thank you

>>150629490
coast to coast would be so boring lol, the amount of flat stages and insanely long transfers you would need to cover the whole area in 3 weeks would make for a very bad koers design. it's already hard enough making good GT quality hard stages in burgerland, having the added constraint of most of the race going through flat areas and having to get across the entire country in 3 weeks would be terrible

>>150629537
without knowing how burger laws work 100% could you not circumvent that whole state-county decentralized bullshiterry if your central govermen in DC was a "part" of the race and helped with it?

atleast burgers get OL ciclismo in 2028 and 2034

>>150629723
bert 2034 is winter olympics

>>150629642
no

>>150629846
oh well you still got 2028 then
but a race in LA seems kinda.......grim

>>150629723
>Cyclisme in the winter Olympics

>>150629913
CX

>>150629537
do you think it may be that in europe we have more smaller interconnected towns and cities with lots of variety in our road network, so it allows for interesting and varied parcours design, whereas in the USA the places of interest are further apart, and tend to be connected by looong state roads?

i think the usa could be well suited to loops or crits, but not so much to stage races for that reason

>>150629548
200km TTT sounds fun, don't need to televise it either. Nor close the roads.

>>150629884
lot of good potential for a koers in LA but it would closing LA roads in rich neighborhoods [literally impossible]. montmartre gives me hope however. i fear the most boring flat race imaginable especially after they announced a start and finish in Venice Beach [flat and full of crackheads]

>>150629958
thats why you should do it in the "older" parts of the US where the cities are not totally cagie mind rotten
if such places still exist lol

>>150629884
>but a race in LA seems kinda.......grim
there's a lot of hills/mountains in the area, I think they can find a kino route

>Pouring rain on the infamous pave of Bodymore
Kino

JONAS

>>150630115
holy fuck
rainkino

>>150630053
What goes on north of those mountains? Meth and inbreeding I'm guessing.

>>150629958
yes, especially a large lack of secondary/tertiary roads which could be used for races without closing the only road between them and being extremely disruptive to traffic. as a uberautist i've spent a lot of time planning fake stages in US and EU and there is a massive gap in the road density. not only hurts simply the ability to go from A to B but also rampas, no one builds up a hill in the US unless it's for a residential area [usually a dead-end and harder to close] or they absolutely need to [in which case there is only one road and closing it would be impossible]. there are plenty of exceptions of course, but the West is particularly grim, rural towns [where the mountains are] will effectively rely on a single road in each direction to serve the city. add on the large amount of interstates, the american road network is not very conducive to cycling races. if there is any advantage it's that the roads are much wider then in europe

this is apocalyptic

Proper hardman race now

Quiet, all of you. They're approaching the pave.

Rusbert already has fingers ready on webm creation

and 'twas on that day, the 6th of september 2025, that the maryland classic officially became an unofficial 6th monument

McNulty can't win this. Enough is enough. Have some decency please.

>>150630381
>McNulty wins in Baltimore
Absolute kino

Oh shit it's raining in B'more? That means it'll hit us here soon

>>150630381
desu it would be kinda kino if he won in the mutt jersey, but I wouldn't see him winning a sprint with powless after that episode with powless and 2out

>>150630415
We were just walloped in NYC, looked like a hurricane when it hit

>oscar sevilla of team medellin

im squeakin

abandon quinn simmons

Maryland has a mad shape

quinn brought shame to America. strip him off his NC jersey.

when did skjelmose become such a fraud

you'd never see itamar einhorn abandon the jerusalem levant classic

Looking good Unobros
farm those points

>>150630593
He was always a chute merchant.

>>150630618
he lost the national jersey to a guy from the academy this year

>>150624617
fuck UAE that goes without saying, but its nice seeing a lot of spainard wins

also where the FUCK is the velo results jesus christ what are we even paying this guy for

Hannibal Lecter lives in Baltimore

>>150630738
pay more attention

>>150630774
im not paying you anything

>>150624626
A lot of Burgerboys

What do the Berts think of our fair City?

Can't believe these knuckleheads are towing noted sprinter Neilson POWLESS to the finish

what does this even mean

>>150630927
From what i'm seeing Baltimore seems to be roughly 95% white is this real

>>150630989
about 40km to go

>>150631049
ty

>>150631081
Sure hope not

>>150631111
Commentator shitting on Van Avermaet

>>150630927
The only parts I knew are from the shootings in the news so this is nice

>>150631049
>pounds
>yards
>miles
>feet
>farenheit
>ounces

why are you guys like this

>22 miles to go
????????????

>>150630927
i heard from berts that there is certain street filled with crackhead N-ers that they dont want to show

>>150631251
farenheit is the only silly one
stone is the patrician man's choice for body weight

why is everything on the eastcoast always filled with potholes, graffiti and anything metal has rust on it

>>150631251
we just are. deal with it

i have yet to see a Mcdonald or Burgerking

>>150631254
an easy way to remember it is the Fibonnaci sequence....basically the higher number in km is equal to the lower number in miles

2 miles is 3 km
3 miles is 5 km
5 miles is 8 km
8 miles is 13 km
13 miles is 21 km

etc

>>150631481
just memorize the conversion rate and do the decimal calculation?

>Quinny Simmons DNF
WHAT

man phinney is a bore as a commentator

I swear to God if a Euro wins this again, I am just going to snap

POWLESS PINCHAZO GOD DAMMIT

noooooo crevaison powless

he's being helped by a big guy

GOD DAYMN LOOK AT THAT HUUGE LAD

Least obese and most talented American soigneur

Powless screwed