Thread 149683655

/lionesses united general/ incoming

>>149683655 (OP)
England france and netherlands will all finish on 6 points.

bit early...

... just like englands departure from the tournament LMAO

rolling for boring 1-1 draw

I don't feel so good Engbros.

I'll root for the english roses just because.

>>149683655 (OP)
Shit OP, no location or kick-off times or even predicted line-ups

>>149683655 (OP)
corrrrrrr >>149678615

we're going home

How many today?

>>149687391
The Pele of pornography

>>149687391
she's so skinny

>>149687391
I'm ashamed to share an eye colour with this whore

Thoughts?!?!

>>149692591
>james
>carter
>bronze
Netherlands win

>>149687315
I can feel it.

>>149692591
>no Van De Donk
It's over

Alex Scott brown girl tummy sexo

score some fuggen goals

where is my bro Daly?

Actually how many Dykes are there in the Netherlands?

>>149693192
Around 4000km of dykes

>>149693112
She retired a while ago.

>>149693279
damn, may she munch on carpets in peace

>>149693334
Only from England. Last season she did well for Aston Villa.

>>149693377
good choice, plenty of carpet there
would have liked to see her make this tournament though

THIS MATCH WILL DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL THE FUTURE OF THESE TWO COUNTRIES PERHAPS EVEN EUROPE AND MAYBE THE WORLD

We're losing today

>>149683655 (OP)
Why are NW European women so ugly. Fuck. Me.

>how should we sort our group table of qualification chances?
>how about in order of least likely to finish 3rd?
>yeah that'll do it

>>149693553
Same in Belgium is it?

>>149693568
You just know women were in charge of this

Ingerland!

Who ya got

>>149693553
england and netherlands have a terrible past of inbreeding. but its not that bad, there are pretty women everywheere, just not too many in england or netherlands

@149693610
Fat fingers made this post

>>149693132
English and Holland fans "march" to the stadium together and the Zurich police didn't even care enough to show up. Hilarious shit.

2-2

>>149693644
Imagine the scenes if it was dirty albanian fans

>>149683671
What more kino, 6-6-6-0 or 9-3-3-3?

Why are they playing the formula 1 podium anthem?

>>149693582
Belgian are the ugliest of all. The Dutch are princesses in comparison.

Dog save

>>149693529
Ella Toone should always be playing. She's so hot *kisses my darling* <3<3<3

>>149693683
lies

Alex Bogwood

>>149693707
Alessia Russo has been in love with Ella Toone for a decade

Are we being punished for out shit kit?

#16 2nd keeper from the Netherlands is THIQVE

Yo, dem niggas serious? Pls tell me it didn't happen what I just saw

lets go anglian maidens!
score some fekken geels!

I miss Kirby

let's see who will domiante who

>taking the knee
women should have nothing to do with politics

Where tf are they getting all of these supporters from? They're probably being paid to be there.

>>149693795
Hot take

>>149693799
chicks - check
footie - check
euro cup - check
why would there not be supporters?

dumb nigger

>>149693770
It was a powerful gesture to show solidarity with our oppressed poc, chud.

>first stream that works for me is with female spanish commentators
Disgusting, but i'll keep watching that one as long as it works.

ITS THOSE BIG CUTOUT HEADS FROM THE OLYMPICS

women are so shit at football

So which of these teams has more uefa/fifa titles historically? My guess is england but i have no idea.

They're really targeting that left hand side

need a stream link in a language i can't understand pronto

>>149693899
Hot take

>>149693902
"oy bruv, got a fag, blud?"

>>149693899
Men too. Apart from simple passes, 80% goes wrong.

fuck it, just eat

>>149693660
The Albanians are in Austria, we got the Kosovo filth and all the Serbs that pretend to be Kosovars.
Disgusting monkeys but yeah at least it's not full blown nafris

Imagine having such massive egos when an U10 boy's team could beat them kek

>>149693899
everyone is shit at football, that's why it's so popular
it's easy to learn impossible to master

my queen

>>149693962
Flashy plays are usually bad for the team. Dribbles and skill moves are risky.

Holland might be frauds

Why no players of Asian origin in the England squad?

post dutch women now!

Burman a cute!

Needs to stay away from Janssen though.

>>149693962
Cope, my dad said I was the best player he has ever seen.

>>149694052
James is right there, lad

Where the goals

>>149693863
I just realized it's mexican, not spanish. It says USA network.

>>149693916
I'd usually recommend you the zdf stream but it's a woman commentating, and it's annoying even if you don't understand a word.

>>149694104
left and right edge

The Dutch player didn't have to go off after getting head treatment because white privilege

>>149694118
can you link it? I want to practice Deutsch

GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZOOOOOO

Toone is offside

IT'S COMING HOME

>>149693979
my goaaaaaaat what a pass

RWenches

I suppose I'll take it.

>>149694118
They offer another audio channel

>>149694118
Female voices are more pleasant.

>>149694187
The disgusting Enlighs mutt DESPISES Nubian QUEENS

England still look like a mess at the back

>watch the game
>stream freezes
>skip to 1:0
I didn't see the goal :(

>Toones second name is Caroline
>Cartoone

>>149693529
She should join her best friend at Arsenal.

>>149692591
i rate buurman

>>149694393
Potential is there, but the talent is still very raw. Needs more time™

>>149694308
try cracksports me or thel atvian national broadcaster

damn greenwood answered the call and then some
yikes

>>149694458
Many such cases.

>>149694134
https://www.zdf.de/video/re-live/uefa-frauenfussball-europameisterschaft-live-livestream-highlights-100/uefa-frauen-em-2025-live-england-niederlande-vorrunde-gruppe-d-livestream-100

>>149694473
My god

Reminder that to win Women's football you just need somebody who can shoot hard and far and on target and just do long range shots OR you need somebody with speed. Hemp is underrated due to her speed.

>>149694473
Brutal bogging

>>149694473
steroids?

>>149694473
wtf
did she get jaw implants

>>149694473
DELETE THIS

>>149694523
mewing

It's over

>>149694393
Buurman literally means neighbour.

>WASSUP, MY BUURMAN

IT'S

It's so over, goodguybros...

>womeme keepers

Why don't they just put an extra player out on pitch and not even bother with one, it's not like they ever save a fucking thing

Ned is really bad

>>149694530
Lost weight and got fitter, but has probably had botox or some shit too.

>>149694580
Are you the bög in the bur-man?

>>149694536
Robert Z'Dar was kino.

Wtf I thought dutch were good

>>149694636
It was Wales

>>149694636
They're pretty good.

>>149694330
Buurman's second name is Tooske: Veerle Tooske Janna Roos Buurman

>Tooske

traitor cunt

>>149694663
Real Gelderland shit

>>149694601
Earps did some good saves before. Also it's why I said just keep spamming long shots. With enough power and accuracy you'll score most of the time.

>>149694685
>wins euros but loses wc final with netherlands
>wins euros but loses wc final with england

>>149694047
i'd like to feed her apples

>>149694763
English roses :)

Half-time?

>>149683888
2-0 England at half. Digits denied.

>>149694047
Can I find this video with sound?

England is 2 up

>>149694806
go fap somewhere else

>>149693662
4-4-4-4 the most kino. It happened in men's euro 2024.

Where's Ukraine with his webms. I hope a Russian missile didn't get him.

>>149694852
He's better than watching women's sports.

>>149694685
maybe the true friendship was all the carpet we munched on the way to championship?

>>149694845
'94 wc too

Coomers OUT

>>149694845
>>149694882
Europa League two seasons ago was cool too

>>149694860
>a running track

Triple change for the Dutch

What we drinking and how many?

>>149694826
hehe.. the most dangerous lead..

Dijkstra will find the shortest path to the goal

>>149694941
>gen z boss and a mini

Cmon Holland score sam facking goals

>>149694852
He'd be here if you weren't fielding a Russo

>>149694951
Hehe

>>149694918
I do have some bottles of hard alcohol in my room, but i won't drink that today.

>OFFSIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the music and announcer is still playing.

Not offside

rigged

Where was it even offside lmao

>score says 3-0
but it's offside..... oh now it's changed. took a min lmao.

wut

Have to say I didn't quite get that either. Need another replay

>>149695009
>>149695008
>>149695003
>>149695015
About 12 phases back apparently lmao.

>>149695009
Offside, faggot. You're blind.

Ah, yeah that's off

>>149695029
The dutch player heading the ball didn't cancel the offside. Learn the rules, you casuals.

>beautiful weighted cross
>well headed
>lol but you were offside on the other side of the pitch so no goal :))))))

Russo!

Signing Bill Burr has been one of the best decisions for the English side

>Hemp
Oh on no no no no no no

>>149695061
That's the next Dutch NT coach btw

She isn't fucking around

>Bronze
Sigh. It's so depressing how bad they are.

Chasity Grant looks overweight and carrying heavy breasts

>>149695080
Hemp like weed lmao

Grant looks so fat lmao

NL #12 a bit chubby

>>149695097
Haha imagine if she scored and showed her tits

>>149694687
What does this even mean? Everything I know about the Dutch class system is from the Flodders.

my eyes

England are going to POOLAPSE.

>>149695126
anon i...

Get in there

chat dutch kinda shit fr

it's ook

Hemp is so good because she is fast and can control the ball. I would kill for England to get another one as good as her. Also that first shot was terrible but well done to not panic and pass it into the net.

It's not over until the fat winger scores

>>149695123
People in the east having funny names

Kek That Toone shot

The dutch bitches need to score one. Goal difference could matter. I do see this group ending with the 6660 points scenario.

>>149694951
Based 2inteligent4/g/poster

Is Tango in attendance?

>>149695162
Yeah it was shocking from Toone, but James gets the ball and didn't panic, which is why she's one of England's best players. But to me, Hemp is England's best. Also it looked like it could have been a penalty with the tackle.

Why are Dutch women so violent and bad at football

>>149695177
Is niggers a type of human?

Zürich is currently full with girls that look like picrel

>>149695153
>>149695193
She’s the only player on the pitch who can spin around and charge to the byline

James nearly missed that by passing it into the side netting in the goal. Don't think she meant to lmao.

>>149695201
That's like britain. Slags.

>>149695201
I love 6/10 slags

>>149695201
1, 4, and 6, agreed?

>>149695209
James wants to be able to dribble like Hemp but isn't fast or good enough at it. England need to win by 2 or more goals and beat Wales. Doubt she wants to come off.

>>149695236
1, 2 and 7

>>149695236
2 and 5 look the most normal

>>149695201
1 2 3 5 8 4 6 7

>>149695201
3 is the kind of girl who says she'd never do anal but actually masturbates it predominately.

>>149694759
Alessia Russo is as English as Stella Cox

>>149695097
>>149695102
>>149695106
Is a manager allowed to tell women players that they're overweight like they do in the men's? Or would it be considered verbal assault?

That no 12 has a genuine HRT Akifenwa build

TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE

ΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗ DISASTERCLASS

fucking hell, the state of the goalie

>>149695236
3 too because i prefer shorter/fatter

Comedy goal to score. I want James to get a hatty.

is this a joke?

That's it then

TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE

RKelly

>>149695292
i know how are we only 4-0 up when we're england and they're not

enter: the slag

She's elated

uggo OFF
qt ON

I can't believe there is even a thread up about >womens football let alone over 200 replies, you should all be ashamed of yourself. Pathetic.

kelly is so hot

>>149695324
She has assumed the position.......

This Toone lass is a bit out of shape, isn't she? think I spotted a little double chin there

>>149695320
Chloe :)

England are on the ropes here

>>149695328
What can I say, I like women.
Agree that realistically it should be on /s/.

>>149695328
Popped in off the reddit boat this year? Women's football has been posted about for years.

someone bake a /mug/

>>149683655 (OP)
YOU USELESS WHORES

>>149695357
you just KNOW

>>149695324
she's been in that position before with her gf.

>>149695352
every game would be 0:0 if they made the goals smaller

Russo is kino

>>149695328
We 4channers love and respect women football, incel neckbeard

Who do you think wears the strap on in the Midema - Mead bedroom?

>hattrick of assists
No? What is she on about.

>>149695399
Neither

>>149683655 (OP)
>Nederland

so Toone >>> Sneed confirmed, right?

It's berenstein bears and I won't hear otherwise

>>149695399
Miedema is the most obvious bottom in dyke history

>>149695399
They don't. Double-ended dildo.

The Dutch supporters deserved more

>>149695419
good post

Hemp looks so old now

>>149695426
She's tall and masc. Would've thought the opposite

>>149695392
Works very hard.

>Mead
Overrated.

>>149695435
all the dutch deserve is an opportunity to apologize for their EDM

>>149695405
>asstrick

>>149695445
That just makes it hotter when smalldom

> named van de donk
> Has a small ass
The dutch, everybody

blimey just turned it on and 4-0
dutch birds a bit shit are they?

It's just not clicking for the Dutch today

Does this class as a group of death? Wales aside

>>149695514
One might even say they'll lose if they don't equalize

>>149695529
you don' have "excepts" in a group of death so no

>>149695508
You won't see goals like these in men's football. All the dutch players are in their positions, but just get shot through every time. It's not the way it's supposed to be.

>>149695539
well spotted, you must know a lot about soccer

>>149695529
It is the group of death yes.

Good save but we NEED more goals for GD.

Also Bronze knocked that onto defender and it went out that isn't a GK retards.

englands fielding a beaver lol

>>149695541
Yeah you do, there's always one half decent team that looks like it will have no chance of a point.

You now remember when England beat Latvia 20-0 and missed so many chances to beat the record (21-0).

The Dutch keeper will have nightmares about England's proud Alessia Russo

>>149695570
Yes.

>she got a hattrick of assists tonight
WRONG. DO DUE DILIGENCE AND CHECK.

And your nomination for slag of the match?

>be dutch
>named Egg-roller
HOWLING.

>>149695097
>>149695106
>>149695274
Looks like a fat Steven Pienaar from behind. Disgusting.

Surely one of you degenerates clipped number 21 pulling up her shorts for the fourth official there

Is Miedema the /wfg/ KWABOTY?

>>149695570
KURWA JAPIERDOLE

Who was it who crossed for Toone's offside goal? Need that kind of accuracy t b h.

Yeah, I think this could be an interesting knockout phase

theres insurmountable evidence rapinoe is a bottom
what do u make of it?

Is van der donk a lezza?

>talking about pre-assists
Grim.

>>149695646
*plap plap plap plap* *GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!*

>>149695650
They all are lad

why are the fans at women's football so much more high class and better looking than at men's games

>>149695650
Yes. I believe she used to date Beth Mead.

Why didn't Clinton keep running? She had free space.

>>149695678
Did you see that Asian fan in the crowd just then?

>>149695681
terrible shame
>>149695667
Greenwood is married to once famous overlapping centre back Jack O'Connell

>>149695690
Heh... nothing personnel...kid......

chloes shorts too tight
can't focus on the game

>>149695678
In the city it's like a regular football match but nobody is singing or vandalizing

van someone bake a wfg
dont feel like it

gambler fiends, what were the odds before the match?

Just need to HEEM Wales and we're through.

>Dutch manager aura points
>-90

That is why we needed more goals because it could come to GD.

>>149695763
>girls, its wales

SWEEEEET CAROLINE
oh
oh
oh

Should really have gotten more.

wtf i thought our dykes were supposed to be good

>>149695776
lel

>>149695791
kek

>>149695801
Why are dutch girls so swarthy looking?

Went better than I expected.

>>149695776
England will bottle it and Wales will win just to spite (assuming they lose to France, if they don't, it'll be even harder). It's like that Euro's match where England needed to win to progress and it was 1-1 until Sturridge scored in the final min or some shit. Not as kino as the 2-2 Scotland game but was fun banter with the Welsh.

>>149695819
Kissed by the Swiss sun

>>149695630
Without question

Alex tummy

>>149695817
5/10 with sniff whizz and sip cider with

>>149695822
my tooney :)

FULL TIME

ENGLAND 4
NETHERLANDS 0

Wow! What a performance. So pleased to see them bounce back after last week! xxx

>>149695853
me too Laila! xxx

Nothing personnel, Dutchies

>>149695539
>One might even say they'll lose if they don't equalize
I never thought of it that way. #insightful

>>149695853
talking about pelova are you laila?

What's the expected result in the france-netherlands? It's the key match in this group.

>>149695922
The Dutch dijks will be BLACKED by the French Kweens

Renee Slaggers

>>149695922
we dont know, thats the beauty of the game

that said I have 600 eur on France

I expect a close and balanced match

in the first 5 minutes then it should be all France

sisters… i dont think we’re making it out of the group……

Why didn't anyone tell me the U19 and U17 Euros were on last month?

>>149696042
No tight kits so why bother watching?

kneel

All the England goalscorers today were straight

the fuck are we gonna do against france now

No Wales-France match thread eh.

>>149696763
The Welsh and French are misogynist pigs

ggez

>>149696646
murderball

OPsisters ... not like this

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