/lionesses united general/ incoming
>>149683655 (OP)England france and netherlands will all finish on 6 points.
bit early...
... just like englands departure from the tournament LMAO
rolling for boring 1-1 draw
I don't feel so good Engbros.
I'll root for the english roses just because.
>>149683655 (OP)Shit OP, no location or kick-off times or even predicted line-ups
>>149687391The Pele of pornography
>>149687391she's so skinny
>>149687391I'm ashamed to share an eye colour with this whore
>>149692591>james>carter>bronzeNetherlands win
>>149687315I can feel it.
>>149692591>no Van De DonkIt's over
Alex Scott brown girl tummy sexo
Actually how many Dykes are there in the Netherlands?
>>149693192Around 4000km of dykes
>>149693112She retired a while ago.
>>149693279damn, may she munch on carpets in peace
>>149693334Only from England. Last season she did well for Aston Villa.
>>149693377good choice, plenty of carpet there
would have liked to see her make this tournament though
THIS MATCH WILL DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL THE FUTURE OF THESE TWO COUNTRIES PERHAPS EVEN EUROPE AND MAYBE THE WORLD
>>149683655 (OP)Why are NW European women so ugly. Fuck. Me.
>how should we sort our group table of qualification chances?
>how about in order of least likely to finish 3rd?
>yeah that'll do it
>>149693553Same in Belgium is it?
>>149693568You just know women were in charge of this
>>149693553england and netherlands have a terrible past of inbreeding. but its not that bad, there are pretty women everywheere, just not too many in england or netherlands
@149693610
Fat fingers made this post
>>149693132English and Holland fans "march" to the stadium together and the Zurich police didn't even care enough to show up. Hilarious shit.
>>149693644Imagine the scenes if it was dirty albanian fans
>>149683671What more kino, 6-6-6-0 or 9-3-3-3?
Why are they playing the formula 1 podium anthem?
>>149693582Belgian are the ugliest of all. The Dutch are princesses in comparison.
>>149693529Ella Toone should always be playing. She's so hot *kisses my darling* <3<3<3
>>149693707Alessia Russo has been in love with Ella Toone for a decade
Are we being punished for out shit kit?
#16 2nd keeper from the Netherlands is THIQVE
Yo, dem niggas serious? Pls tell me it didn't happen what I just saw
lets go anglian maidens!
score some fekken geels!
let's see who will domiante who
>taking the knee
women should have nothing to do with politics
Where tf are they getting all of these supporters from? They're probably being paid to be there.
>>149693799chicks - check
footie - check
euro cup - check
why would there not be supporters?
>>149693770It was a powerful gesture to show solidarity with our oppressed poc, chud.
slags
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>first stream that works for me is with female spanish commentators
Disgusting, but i'll keep watching that one as long as it works.
ITS THOSE BIG CUTOUT HEADS FROM THE OLYMPICS
women are so shit at football
So which of these teams has more uefa/fifa titles historically? My guess is england but i have no idea.
They're really targeting that left hand side
need a stream link in a language i can't understand pronto
>>149693902"oy bruv, got a fag, blud?"
>>149693899Men too. Apart from simple passes, 80% goes wrong.
>>149693660The Albanians are in Austria, we got the Kosovo filth and all the Serbs that pretend to be Kosovars.
Disgusting monkeys but yeah at least it's not full blown nafris
Imagine having such massive egos when an U10 boy's team could beat them kek
>>149693899everyone is shit at football, that's why it's so popular
it's easy to learn impossible to master
>>149693962Flashy plays are usually bad for the team. Dribbles and skill moves are risky.
Why no players of Asian origin in the England squad?
Burman a cute!
Needs to stay away from Janssen though.
>>149693962Cope, my dad said I was the best player he has ever seen.
>>149694052James is right there, lad
>>149693863I just realized it's mexican, not spanish. It says USA network.
>>149693916I'd usually recommend you the zdf stream but it's a woman commentating, and it's annoying even if you don't understand a word.
>>149694104left and right edge
The Dutch player didn't have to go off after getting head treatment because white privilege
>>149694118can you link it? I want to practice Deutsch
GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZOOOOOO
>>149693979my goaaaaaaat what a pass
>>149694118They offer another audio channel
>>149694118Female voices are more pleasant.
>>149694187The disgusting Enlighs mutt DESPISES Nubian QUEENS
England still look like a mess at the back
>watch the game
>stream freezes
>skip to 1:0
I didn't see the goal :(
>Toones second name is Caroline
>Cartoone
>>149693529She should join her best friend at Arsenal.
>>149692591i rate buurman
>>149694393Potential is there, but the talent is still very raw. Needs more timeโข
>>149694308try cracksports me or thel atvian national broadcaster
damn greenwood answered the call and then some
yikes
>>149694458Many such cases.
>>149694134https://www.zdf.de/video/re-live/uefa-frauenfussball-europameisterschaft-live-livestream-highlights-100/uefa-frauen-em-2025-live-england-niederlande-vorrunde-gruppe-d-livestream-100
Reminder that to win Women's football you just need somebody who can shoot hard and far and on target and just do long range shots OR you need somebody with speed. Hemp is underrated due to her speed.
>>149694473Brutal bogging
>>149694473wtf
did she get jaw implants
>>149694393Buurman literally means neighbour.
>WASSUP, MY BUURMAN
It's so over, goodguybros...
>womeme keepers
Why don't they just put an extra player out on pitch and not even bother with one, it's not like they ever save a fucking thing
>>149694530Lost weight and got fitter, but has probably had botox or some shit too.
>>149694580Are you the bรถg in the bur-man?
>>149694536Robert Z'Dar was kino.
Wtf I thought dutch were good
>>149694636They're pretty good.
>>149694330Buurman's second name is Tooske: Veerle Tooske Janna Roos Buurman
>Tooske
>>149694663Real Gelderland shit
>>149694601Earps did some good saves before. Also it's why I said just keep spamming long shots. With enough power and accuracy you'll score most of the time.
>>149694685>wins euros but loses wc final with netherlands>wins euros but loses wc final with england
>>149694047i'd like to feed her apples
>>149694763English roses :)
>>1496838882-0 England at half. Digits denied.
>>149694047Can I find this video with sound?
>>149694806go fap somewhere else
>>1496936624-4-4-4 the most kino. It happened in men's euro 2024.
Where's Ukraine with his webms. I hope a Russian missile didn't get him.
>>149694852He's better than watching women's sports.
>>149694685maybe the true friendship was all the carpet we munched on the way to championship?
1994
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>>149694845>>149694882Europa League two seasons ago was cool too
>>149694860>a running track
Triple change for the Dutch
What we drinking and how many?
>>149694826hehe.. the most dangerous lead..
Dijkstra will find the shortest path to the goal
>>149694941>gen z boss and a mini
Cmon Holland score sam facking goals
>>149694852He'd be here if you weren't fielding a Russo
>>149694918I do have some bottles of hard alcohol in my room, but i won't drink that today.
>OFFSIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the music and announcer is still playing.
Where was it even offside lmao
>score says 3-0
but it's offside..... oh now it's changed. took a min lmao.
Have to say I didn't quite get that either. Need another replay
>>149695009Offside, faggot. You're blind.
>>149695029The dutch player heading the ball didn't cancel the offside. Learn the rules, you casuals.
>beautiful weighted cross
>well headed
>lol but you were offside on the other side of the pitch so no goal :))))))
Signing Bill Burr has been one of the best decisions for the English side
>Hemp
Oh on no no no no no no
>>149695061That's the next Dutch NT coach btw
>Bronze
Sigh. It's so depressing how bad they are.
Chasity Grant looks overweight and carrying heavy breasts
>>149695080Hemp like weed lmao
>>149695097Haha imagine if she scored and showed her tits
>>149694687What does this even mean? Everything I know about the Dutch class system is from the Flodders.
England are going to POOLAPSE.
Hemp is so good because she is fast and can control the ball. I would kill for England to get another one as good as her. Also that first shot was terrible but well done to not panic and pass it into the net.
It's not over until the fat winger scores
>>149695123People in the east having funny names
The dutch bitches need to score one. Goal difference could matter. I do see this group ending with the 6660 points scenario.
>>149694951Based 2inteligent4/g/poster
>>149695162Yeah it was shocking from Toone, but James gets the ball and didn't panic, which is why she's one of England's best players. But to me, Hemp is England's best. Also it looked like it could have been a penalty with the tackle.
Why are Dutch women so violent and bad at football
>>149695177Is niggers a type of human?
Zรผrich is currently full with girls that look like picrel
>>149695153>>149695193Sheโs the only player on the pitch who can spin around and charge to the byline
James nearly missed that by passing it into the side netting in the goal. Don't think she meant to lmao.
>>149695201That's like britain. Slags.
>>149695201I love 6/10 slags
>>1496952011, 4, and 6, agreed?
>>149695209James wants to be able to dribble like Hemp but isn't fast or good enough at it. England need to win by 2 or more goals and beat Wales. Doubt she wants to come off.
>>1496952362 and 5 look the most normal
>>1496952011 2 3 5 8 4 6 7
>>1496952013 is the kind of girl who says she'd never do anal but actually masturbates it predominately.
>>149694759Alessia Russo is as English as Stella Cox
>>149695097>>149695102>>149695106Is a manager allowed to tell women players that they're overweight like they do in the men's? Or would it be considered verbal assault?
That no 12 has a genuine HRT Akifenwa build
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ฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮฮ DISASTERCLASS
fucking hell, the state of the goalie
>>1496952363 too because i prefer shorter/fatter
Comedy goal to score. I want James to get a hatty.
>the absolute swampy town of the negerlands
TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE TOONE
>>149695292i know how are we only 4-0 up when we're england and they're not
>post yfw you realise Chloe Kelly will spend the next 25 minutes shithousing
I can't believe there is even a thread up about >womens football let alone over 200 replies, you should all be ashamed of yourself. Pathetic.
>>149695324She has assumed the position.......
>5'9 goalkeepers in full-size goals
This Toone lass is a bit out of shape, isn't she? think I spotted a little double chin there
England are on the ropes here
>>149695328What can I say, I like women.
Agree that realistically it should be on /s/.
>>149695328Popped in off the reddit boat this year? Women's football has been posted about for years.
viv
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someone bake a /mug/
>>149683655 (OP)YOU USELESS WHORES
>>149695324she's been in that position before with her gf.
>>149695352every game would be 0:0 if they made the goals smaller
>>149695328We 4channers love and respect women football, incel neckbeard
Who do you think wears the strap on in the Midema - Mead bedroom?
>hattrick of assists
No? What is she on about.
so Toone >>> Sneed confirmed, right?
It's berenstein bears and I won't hear otherwise
>>149695399Miedema is the most obvious bottom in dyke history
>>149695399They don't. Double-ended dildo.
The Dutch supporters deserved more
>>149695426She's tall and masc. Would've thought the opposite
>>149695392Works very hard.
>>149695435all the dutch deserve is an opportunity to apologize for their EDM
>>149695445That just makes it hotter when smalldom
> named van de donk
> Has a small ass
The dutch, everybody
blimey just turned it on and 4-0
dutch birds a bit shit are they?
It's just not clicking for the Dutch today
Does this class as a group of death? Wales aside
>>149695514One might even say they'll lose if they don't equalize
>>149695529you don' have "excepts" in a group of death so no
>>149695508You won't see goals like these in men's football. All the dutch players are in their positions, but just get shot through every time. It's not the way it's supposed to be.
>>149695539well spotted, you must know a lot about soccer
>>149695529It is the group of death yes.
Good save but we NEED more goals for GD.
Also Bronze knocked that onto defender and it went out that isn't a GK retards.
englands fielding a beaver lol
>>149695541Yeah you do, there's always one half decent team that looks like it will have no chance of a point.
You now remember when England beat Latvia 20-0 and missed so many chances to beat the record (21-0).
The Dutch keeper will have nightmares about England's proud Alessia Russo
>she got a hattrick of assists tonight
WRONG. DO DUE DILIGENCE AND CHECK.
And your nomination for slag of the match?
>be dutch
>named Egg-roller
HOWLING.
>>149695097>>149695106>>149695274Looks like a fat Steven Pienaar from behind. Disgusting.
Surely one of you degenerates clipped number 21 pulling up her shorts for the fourth official there
Is Miedema the /wfg/ KWABOTY?
>>149695570KURWA JAPIERDOLE
Who was it who crossed for Toone's offside goal? Need that kind of accuracy t b h.
Yeah, I think this could be an interesting knockout phase
theres insurmountable evidence rapinoe is a bottom
what do u make of it?
>talking about pre-assists
Grim.
>>149695646*plap plap plap plap* *GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!*
>>149695650They all are lad
why are the fans at women's football so much more high class and better looking than at men's games
>>149695650Yes. I believe she used to date Beth Mead.
Why didn't Clinton keep running? She had free space.
>>149695678Did you see that Asian fan in the crowd just then?
>>149695681terrible shame
>>149695667Greenwood is married to once famous overlapping centre back Jack O'Connell
>>149695690Heh... nothing personnel...kid......
chloes shorts too tight
can't focus on the game
>>149695678In the city it's like a regular football match but nobody is singing or vandalizing
van someone bake a wfg
dont feel like it
gambler fiends, what were the odds before the match?
Just need to HEEM Wales and we're through.
>Dutch manager aura points
>-90
That is why we needed more goals because it could come to GD.
>>149695763>girls, its wales
Should really have gotten more.
wtf i thought our dykes were supposed to be good
>>149695801Why are dutch girls so swarthy looking?
Went better than I expected.
>>149695776England will bottle it and Wales will win just to spite (assuming they lose to France, if they don't, it'll be even harder). It's like that Euro's match where England needed to win to progress and it was 1-1 until Sturridge scored in the final min or some shit. Not as kino as the 2-2 Scotland game but was fun banter with the Welsh.
>>149695819Kissed by the Swiss sun
>>149695630Without question
>>1496958175/10 with sniff whizz and sip cider with
FULL TIME
ENGLAND 4
NETHERLANDS 0
Wow! What a performance. So pleased to see them bounce back after last week! xxx
>>149695853me too Laila! xxx
Nothing personnel, Dutchies
>>149695539>One might even say they'll lose if they don't equalizeI never thought of it that way. #insightful
>>149695853talking about pelova are you laila?
What's the expected result in the france-netherlands? It's the key match in this group.
>>149695922The Dutch dijks will be BLACKED by the French Kweens
>>149695922we dont know, thats the beauty of the game
that said I have 600 eur on France
I expect a close and balanced match
in the first 5 minutes then it should be all France
sistersโฆ i dont think weโre making it out of the groupโฆโฆ
Why didn't anyone tell me the U19 and U17 Euros were on last month?
>>149696042No tight kits so why bother watching?
james
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kneel
All the England goalscorers today were straight
the fuck are we gonna do against france now
No Wales-France match thread eh.
>>149696763The Welsh and French are misogynist pigs