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>News:
F1 legends come together for Eddie Jordan tribute at British GP
Lewis Hamilton still struggling with "unbelievably tricky" Ferrari F1 car
Sauber: Nico Hulkenberg has ‘monkey off his back’ with F1 British GP podium
Norris hails 'amazing' home win at Silverstone
'I didn't get the result I deserved' - Piastri on penalty
Hamilton admits Ferrari was 'very hard to drive' at Silverstone
Hulkenberg's first F1 podium will "shut up everyone that doubted him" t. Sainz
Russell: Mercedes 'couldn't afford to play it safe in British GP tyre gamble
Christian Horner has been fired with immediate effect
https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13394427/christian-horner-red-bull-f1-team-principal-sacked-after-20-years-in-charge-of-milton-keynes-outfit

amx

gimi

not gimi

Is Max going to run Red Bull himself with his dad?

DEAD BULL

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149690426
lmao

Do you all think that washed nigger would be able to get his new contract when Hornyman takes in charge of Ferrari? His contract ends in 2026 and i personally can't imagine him racing for Ferrari after 2026, esp given how he's doing..

me personally i think lewis hamilton is a fraud, bald fraud even

>>149690719
>>149690750
who cares

>Started watching F1 semi-regularly around 2007
>Followed Webber
>Webber turned into Ricciardo
>Develop a soft spot for Red Bull during all this time
>Now Horner gone
Turns out I only liked Horner's shit stirring from them. Don't care about them at all now.

So what's next for:
>Christian Horner
>Red Bull Racing
>Laurent Mekies
>Max "Amx" Verstappen
>Tsunoda Yuki
>Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls

F1 legends come together for Christian Horner tribute at Belgian GP

>>149690750
>pastmilton
who cares

>>149690767
Welcome to Alpine

I think Verstappen should take a year on the sidelines ala Alonso/Raikonnen to see how the new regs go

Need a star driver threatening wether to come back or not to get things changed if the New Cars are truly awful, which is looking likely, we might be at the end of a short golden era here with the closest Grids ever, shouldn’t be changing things so much so soon after 2022.

it’s gonna ruin the competition, especially if someone like Merc is dominant like 2014-2021 which is also rumoured to be likely, but shooting itself in the balls is like F1’s favourite pastime.

>>149690707 (OP)
those burgers are way too big, why the fuck do people do burgers like that? thin and maillard'd on the outside but soft in the inside is the way to go

or is this some local british cuisine called lord rupert's jolly lorry wheels or something

>>149690775
F1 CEO
Ford F1 Team
Hon hon hon
Mercedes
Super Formula
Minardi

>>149690775
>Christian Horner
Ferrari

>Red Bull Racing
Fighting for podiums

>Laurent Mekies
Probably nothing good

>Max "Amx" Verstappen
Mercedes

>Tsunoda Yuki
Becoming a chef

>Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls
Being sold

The way I understand it is that the Thai faction supported Horner and the Austrian side did not.
So I guess ol' One Eye Willie being a kraut worked to his advantage.

>>149690795
smashburgers are for queers

>>149690795
I like them a bit thicker, but I also don't like multiple patties on a burger

>>149690795
>Burgers
Your poor levels are showing. Those are steaks cut into circles.

>no wishing horner the best
>no mention of hornyman at all
wtf??

how would yesterday's grok have explained this

>>149690810
big talk from the big homo man himself

you enjoy the girthy meat, that is known

>>149690822
They did on Instagram

>f1 lad sent me article about horny man being sacked
He had it coming

i believe that Horner impregnated Naomi
there was even a time when people were accusing her for speaking similar way to him

>>149690821
why the fuck would someone do that

I miss Horner

>>149690822
he got nycker'd
ralf might actually be saying something close to truth and might be not just a gossiping queer >>149688107

horner has simply become the fall guy for verstappen leaving
ded bull are fucked for decades

>>149690850
Fucking STOP

I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

>>149690834
I bet you kiss girls faggot

I seriously doubt Horner is to blame for all the talent leaving Red Bull.
He'll redeem himself at Ferrari. Watch.

>>149690822

He’s probably going to be wrapped up in some legal court case bullshit soon, can’t mention him too much publicly if that is the case.

They will absolutely want to delay him joining any other team as long as possible, he might even be threatening to reveal shady secret car stuff.

>>149690810
What the fuck is a smashed burger, I see this everywhere now

i know what happened

>>149690851
>he doesn't eat his square potatoes with a circle steak
jej

>>149690850
me in the blue hat

>>149690850
Me in the back

>>149690883
no one gives a fuck about dead bull's shit ass aero and shit ass ford engine other than to laugh at it

Rain status???

Laurent Mekies to Red Bull Racing. HERE WE GO

Why would Merc want to get rid of NARB when he is so much better than NARG?

>>149690887
love me some krieltjes

>>149690775
>So what's next for:
>Christian Horner
divorce
>Red Bull Racing
downfall
>Laurent Mekies
another move within 6 months
>Max "Amx" Verstappen
Mercedes
>Tsunoda Yuki
Obscurity
>Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls
sold to the highest bidder within 2 years

>>149690898
>ford engine
retard

>>149690900
In 5

>It's understood that Christian Horner is not the only person to have departed Red Bull.

>Chief marketing officer Oliver Hughes and Group Director of Communications Paul Smith have also left.

E X O D U S

>>149690911
no

>>149690900
Horner: >>>/wsg/5918872

>>149690905
its peak has been reached
kimi can go higher
simple as

>>149690887
>he doesn't know about spydäri

>>149690898

Ford are truly cursed when it comes to Modern F1 lol, can’t wait for the explosive turbo fires when next Pre-Season starts, it’ll be McLaren Honda V2

>>149690932
Why are they soggy?

Im already 20% mad at how smug Ted and Croft will be when they first talk about it at Spa. You know they both hate the guy for what happened in 21.

>>149690917
Intradesting. Its crazy to think how much Mateschitz held it all together. Everything blew up when he died.

>>149690784
>doing anything ala alonso
hahaha I mean he's a great driver but his decisions on team moves have been terrible

waiting now with a potential merc move around the corner would be unwise, especially when it's likely to be dominant. nothing that'll change toto's mind more than WDC ánd WCC with a cuck setup like jorj and kimi

>>149690932
Looks breddy good. Is that ham?

>>149690917

It’ll be funny if Max wins an end of season race and only had his pit crew to celebrate with

>>149690784
>taking a year on the sidelines when figuring out the new regs is critical

at least we're past Piastri's kwab moment

>>149690917
This means Max will get GP in the divorce

>>149690914
Nice

>>149690822
Wait a second I think I found something

>>149690810
>smashburgers
What

>>149690775
>Christian Horner
Divorced because he no money left
>Red Bull Racing
Max to leave making Hadjar the main man
>Laurent Mekies
Probably sacked by Las Vegas
>Max "Amx" Verstappen
Gone
>Tsunoda Yuki
Bumfucked
>Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls
Sold

>>149690905
>comparing a rookie to someone in their 7th season
retard

>>149690948

Yeah, I guess if the Merc move is locked in he probably wouldn’t, I wonder how long until it’ll be announced, I mean Lewis to Ferrari was quite well in advance so I expect it to either be imminent or not until the end of the season, Verstappen + Black lion Helm in a Mercedes would be based and OMINOUS in the Pre-Season

>>149690917
>no source
>>149690870
People have routinely called Max boring and frustrating off the track and on the track to race against

>>149690917
Bongbull era ended today

>Toto Wins Lol
>o
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>W
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>captcha anh44
>Anally Nuked Horner 44

>>149690885
its not that hard
let your mind take you there

>>149690961

It’s just wishful thinking from me I really have no Faith in the new regs because it’ll probably MWL all over again especially if Max is going there

>>149690942
i don't know, it should be pan fried to golden brown

>>149690949
probably cubed sausages

If Red Bull sells the junior team we should pool our money together to buy them out. I'm sure we've got enough.

>

>>149690973
kek

What's going to happen to the sun?

Red Bull should just go with Albon and George if Max decides to leave.

>>149690986
Amx in the Merc and he will show the grid what true evil really is

>>149690795
Burgers are supposed to be thick.

>>149690947
>Its crazy to think how much Mateschitz held it all together. Everything blew up when he died.
Mateschitz was the majority Red Bull owner who was the motorsport head. The majority Thai owners let him do his stuff.
Now that he's gone the Thais didn't want to hand over power to some random son, so it was the son power struggling against the Thais and people trying to use the Thais to get more control for themselves.

So it's not so much he was holding it all together, but rather there was no point trying to control anything when it was very clearly his.

>>149691014

Fired for burning slags

>>149691010
Who would /ourdrivers/ be?

>>149691015
Albon is not returning to RBR, anon
Neither is Sainz
That should give George enough reason not to go there

>>149691010
yeah, I can finally use those extra money my wife got from her many business trips and team building sessions in the mountains

>>149690947
>Its crazy to think how much Mateschitz held it all together. Everything blew up when he died.
Mateschitz was the minority Red Bull owner who was the motorsport head. The majority Thai owners let him do his stuff.
Now that he's gone the Thais didn't want to hand over power to some random son, so it was the son power struggling against the Thais and people trying to use the Thais to get more control for themselves.

So it's not so much he was holding it all together, but rather there was no point trying to control anything when it was very clearly his.

>>149690986
if the exit clause chatter is anything to go by (and the most likely scenario of AMX going anywhere) it won't be before the summer break / exact half way point of the season

>>149691028
Mick and Kubica

>>149691015
Sure, but why would Albon and George want to go?
Pretty sure they have better options

>>149691028
Whoever pays the most

>>149690917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWASLjUAaw

>>149691014
good riddance

>>149690917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hOkIEXn1gc

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

ENTER

>>149691017

Yeah, how many more No.2 drivers will die in that Mercedes, it could be half a dozen by 2027, which is at least over 6 million

This is playing on my speakers in the office all day today. Especially because it is pouring down all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErdcKCaRCPU

>retards still think verstappen has a chance at the mercedes seat
lol, lmao even

>>149690917
IT'S COMING

IT'S REAL

>>149691082
This. It's Joshua Pearce's seat quite clearly

>>149691074
>how many more No.2 drivers will die in that Mercedes
A small price to pay for salvation

>>149691072
VAG is currently in shambles considering lamborghini is currently the only reason they are making money right now (2% of sales, 60% of profits)

>>149691046
Thanks for the update Ma, won’t have to keep checking the front pages for now, be sure to get another couple million and an AMG One on the contract in the meantime I’m sure they can afford it.

heh, my boy christian... just needed more time...

>>149691082
it's over jorj

>>149691094

Max* Hurr Durr

>>149691093
damn never buying a lambo again. they're ripping me off

NARB shall now be known as NARMD.

>>149691072
Nah, if they're getting sold to anyone, it's some Chinese conglomerate. They really want to enter F1, though I thought it'd be Enstone again since it's clearly up for sale despite all public denials.

>>149691014
With Max moving to Merc the future is so bright we won't need it anymore

>>149691082
>Yesterday
Ola Källenius (CEO of the Mercedes-Benz Group) gave a green light to Verstappen
>Today
Horner left
Coincidence?
https://www.sportskeeda.com/f1/news-mercedes-figure-green-light-102-000-000-max-verstappen-move-reports

>>149691094
????

>>149691113
not another real midlands driver?

>>149691072
>ENTER
-ING hell hopefully

>>149691120
>>Yesterday
>Ola Källenius (CEO of the Mercedes-Benz Group) gave a green light to Verstappen
Source: my literal ass

>>149691120
>Key Mercedes figure gives green light to €102,000,000 Max Verstappen move as buyout clause 'No Obstacle'
What a fucking headline

>>149691120
Ups forget pic since I know you retards are only reading pics

>>149691138
>>149691143
should have more capitals

Red Bull is getting sold to the most soulless arab venture company who's homerace is going to be jeddah or whatever mariokart circuit they're building out there

>>149691093
wait, really?
Porsche sales are that bad?
I know VW and Audi are in the mud
VW because of MK8 Golf and no one wants EV slop from Audi

>>149691158
Ben Sulayem as TP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toct2SFFbxM

tummy kino

imo this means that max has a deal with mercedes
Horner having lost pretty much every notable figure in the garage is finally given the boot

>>149691173
>as TP
You don't think he wouldn't put himself in a driver's seat? He's a professional rally driver.

I hope Max brings GP with him in the divorce

>>149691093
>>149691169
lambo took a dive in a ditch with Diogo Jota

Just woke up, what did I miss?

>>149690757
the entire sex scandal shit was fake and this is all some seedy internal politics isn't it?
was Horner posing himself to become the owner of RB and Helmut didn't like that or something?

>>149691198
payments, probably

>>149691198
Horny dood

>>149691206
Heh.

>>149691198
Jos treated Horner like he was his wife.

>>149691198
It's raining in Mexico >>149690914

>>149691189
>I hope Max brings GP with him in the divorce
really NPC / F1 girlie tier opinion

>>149691198
95% of /f1/ coming out

>>149691174
this is a 10 in germany

>>149691158
with those countries it's always sovereign wealth funds getting involved, so let's see who's left
>mclaren: bahrain + abu dhabi
>mercedes: kuwait (via mercedes-benz group)
>aston martin: saudi, (it seems, via aston martin lagonda but also directly)
>audi: qatar (via vag)
at best it'd be one of the unknown emirates, or oman

>>149691229
Because Max and GP are funny and I doubt NARB's enginir can tard wrangle Max
Since I doubt Max will get Bono
Unless you want to see the funny like how Pewis and his engineer not being able to communicate at all

>>149690707 (OP)
HORNER TO MERCEDES????

>>149691198
im gay

Now that horny is dead, the ladies on the grid can breathe free

>>149690795
Eat da fuggin burjer :DDDD

>>149691250
To Cadillac
Horner and Perez together again

>>149691248
>In this lap Max
>-No!
>Calm down Max
haha so funny!

>>149690885
Its a burger that's been squashed down into a dry thin disk. I assume they're shilled because they always end up having less meat and are therefore cheaper for whoever is selling them

Horner and Flavio @Alpine
y/n?

>>149691267
horner is going nowhere but divorce court

>>149690885
>>149690974
Basically in the 1930s they put the meat between the buns and flattened it down into a paper thin like burger

ferrarisisters....

>>149691243
thank you middle east for funding teams and having the best race tracks

>>149691281
>i know who he had on the phone the minute the news dropped.
fucking who?

>read the news, freak out, tell my wife (who has been to 2 grand prix’s with me) that Christian horner got sacked by red bull
>she literally does not even care if say anything and just continues on like nothing happened.

Why are women like this? Why don’t they care about our hobby?

>>149691093
>Lamborghini is currently the only reason they are making money right now
who would've thunk Lambo of all companies that VW owns is the one making cash.

>>149691295
Wache

>>149690707 (OP)
God this guy was so annoying. I assume they must have had him dead to rights on some fuckup to sack him immmediately

>>149691242
yes.

>>149691297
You picked the wrong one
I was taking a shit when the missus came in yelling to tell me the news

Filthy disgusting dirty nasty repugnant dysfunctional repulsive revolting cheap good for nothing irredeemable whore

>>149691281
>Le sEkShUaL pReDaToR

>>149691093
Shocking how they managed to make VW unprofitable

>>149691281
>our team

Horneyman moving to Ferrari. Mark my words.

>>149691281
>our

>>149691325
But enough about your daughter

Chip Ganassi to buy Red Bull.
Racing bulls to be bought by the Itallian goverment and rebranded back to Minardi.

>>149691281
>our

i just came home from work and saw the news
what the fuck?
so it was true that Max is out lmaooo

>>149691281
>our

>>149690707 (OP)
>Sauber: Nico Hulkenberg has ‘monkey off his back’ with F1 British GP podium
that's not very nice to hamilton

>>149690001
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSXSXSXSEXSEXSEXEXESESXXXXXXXX

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRH

i lust dori so much it's unreal

Who is the Nice Nature of F1?

>>149691274
some women are cucks and get off on shit like that

Max if he CCP

Its over

>>149691389
>Nice Nature
>bronze collector
gimi, unironically.

I never understood the hate Horner gets for his personality
to me he is the only manager with a sense of humor and personality
he's not whingy like Toto

So this was to get rid of the white guy right?

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NOBODY FUCKS WITH JOS VESRAPPEN

I HAVE MY SEAT
FULL OF WATER
FULL OF WATER

>>149691360
you replied to the zoomer fag, Olexandr

>>149691385
the patrician of perth

>>149691433
are you literally me? i was coming home from work on bike just 15 minutes ago i got all soaked

F1 Kino

>>149690795
Agree. Plebs who can’t cook for shit always make those stupid fat patties.

>Stories that Verstappen demanded Horner's sacking are dismissed as utter nonsense. Just like the notion that Red Bull now has a guarantee that he will stay
Yeah he gone

>>149691423
He’s arrogant and loves stirring up shit especially through the media. And I don’t know where you’re getting that he has a sense of humor

So this site was right all along, it's not about what you've accomplish in so many years it's about what you have done for us now.

>>149691423
He and Brundle are the only Brits in F1 worthy of respect

How many more races for Franco?

>>149691444
It's pouring down right now just like yesterday here
My shoes are going to be ruined

Younger than you old fart

>>149691488
as many as-
>1488
well

>>149691431
with a face like that I can see why

>>149691460
>fat patties
Now I’m reminded of Good Burger that Nickelodeon movie from the 90s

>>149691499
so nein?

On a trail ride with my new mountain bike. Saw a wild sloth, reminded of Max.

gimi

>>149690707 (OP)
S (stands for spit)

P (stands for pit)

>massiveshits dies
>energy drink team goes to hell

>>149691281
It'll be funny if Ferrari hires him

>>149690775
>Christian Horner
Benetton (formerly known as Alpine)
>Red Bull Racing
Collapse (but will take a few years)
>Laurent Mekies
idk lol
>Max "Amx" Verstappen
Mercedes but will never win anything ever again (in F1)
>Tsunoda Yuki
Toyota F1
>Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls
Alan Permane lol (collapse)

>>149691516
he saw you first you fat bastard

>>149691501
mondo burger
home of the big, beefy burger

>>149691169
they are losing in china to domestic brands and orange man made a base 911 cost around 160k (last year it was around 110k). Plus the 718 is gone and the macan is ev only. Cayenne is holding that brand up

>>149691337
dieselgate fucked them up, audi's current shit product line is because they have no rnd funds after paying the diesel gate fines

Hornyman should start a competing racing series

>>149690707 (OP)
FraudStappen has no respect.
Dropping the team that MADE him is such a disrespectable move.

If he hand any respect, he would stay with team through thick and thin.
Mercedes are going to regret signing him.

As he is an whiney bitch that will not shutup unless he car is 100% perfect.
Do you hear other drivers cry as much about their car? No! Only FraudStappen.

>there are anons under 35yo posting ITT
lol, my kekerinos

How to save RB in 2025:

>Sack Pierre Wache too
>Bring in Jodi Eddington
>Bin the RB21
>Do a paint job on the VCARB's and use them until the end of the season
>#2 in WCC confirmed

How to save RB in 2026 and beyond:

>Blow up Red Bull Powertrains facility
>Tell Ford to go fuck themselves
>Beg Honda to stay for 2026 and beyond

>>149691472
you must be homosexual since you don't get the bantz
when did he stir shit up in the media?

>>149691567
you now remember the nothingburger of 2009 split

>>149690820
Based DirkJan poster
Smash burgers are shit btw

>>149691556
I know it's a 'cutthroat-sport' but this is ridiculous

>>149691539
No he didn’t, ya obese gypsy

>>149690707 (OP)
chuckled at this edition, good one

Shock development:
Marko now RB Principal
Yuki sacked
Jos Verstappen gets the second seat starting in Spa

F1 in shambles today

Please God let this happen

>>149691556
that does sound like something the telegraph would publish

>Cadillac
HAHAHAHAHA

>>149691541
Damn now I want burgers for dinner

>>149691533
>Max fucks off
>Hadjar Promotion
>Ocon/Tsunoda swap deal because Japan
>Oracle Algeria Taureau Rouge Racing Team

if max goes to mercedes, im buying a glc

TOTO WON
MERCEDES WON
HELMUT "GLASS EYE" MARKO LOST
HORNY LOST
KEK BULL LOST
WELCOME TO MERCEDES MAX VERSTAPPEN

>>149691266
I see, makes sense, never buying this shit then

>>149691661
no you dont get it, helmut (and by proxy max) won but did so using the suicide option

>>149691546
A manager at my previous company (german tyres) said one or so years ago to buckle up because Audi or Porsche sold 30% of the expected EVs in China
German auto contraction is in full swing
VAG closes 3 factories in Germany
CAG fires thousands of employees
Brands desperately trying to run away from EVs while having invested their entire political capital in forcing EVs onto everyone

>>149690775
>>Christian Horner
Death via auto-erotic asphyxiation.
>>Red Bull Racing
Suffering a few years on Ford powerunits which will be utterly and terribly shit before fading into complete irrelevancy.
>>Laurent Mekies
He's from Ferrari. He'll burn it down.
>>Max "Amx" Verstappen
Mercedes
>>Tsunoda Yuki
Midget porn
>>Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls
MINARDI

>>149691568
>Dropping the team that MADE him
Hamilnig did it two times thoughbeit

>>149691408
what is this? your fantasy? just a random sentence?

hulkenberg

>>149690917
It's absolutely fucking OVER.
>>149690970
He was always going to take GP with him. He's the only one that can keep him in line somewhat at all.

>>149691702
sex

>>149691683
>MINARDI
holy fucking soul

thank God I am having burgers tonight for dinner with a couple of buds :)

>>149691120
There is a very good chance that Horner got shitcanned because AMX announced to the team that he's going to Mercedes.
Is anybody sad about George Russel?

>red bull dies
>max kicks dadson out of toro rosso
>keeps winning

>>149691533
>>Max "Amx" Verstappen
>Mercedes but will never win anything ever again (in F1)
Yes i'm biased but that's just your anglo hope-cope. You very well know that if that merc deal pans out it's very unlikely you will see a bong WDC in the foreseeable future (piastri will win this year)

>>149691652
>Ocon/Tsunoda swap deal because Japan
Tsunoda is a Honda boy, Toyota GR are the ones to have a branding deal with hASS.

>>149691612
But he did and here's why that's a good thing:
-Feral animals are intimated by humans appearing bigger than them

>amx to mercedes next year
>once again mercedes had a head start in the development of the new car/engine
>new mercedes domination era
>amx obliterates all records and wins 8 more titles in a row
>neguinho withers away at ferrari and people barely mentions him anymore

>>149691533
>Mercedes but will never win anything ever again (in F1)
He would repeat 2023 but for the rest of the regs cycle, this isn't Homolton we're talking about who lost to Rosberg

>>149690737
Why do you onñy post on here

>>149691755
>onñy
t. Hernandez

>>149691718
>everyone in this picture is in their 20's
grimi

>>149691729
Ik ben stiekem een Nederlander beste vriend en Max fan maar ik denk niet dat Mercedes nog goed genoeg gaat zijn in die tijd dus ik heb dan liever dat hij naar een andere discipline gaat zoals WEC waar die wel weer gaat winnen.

>>149691729
>piastri will win this year
Never forget

>>149691770
Sorry, it was a typo

>>149691751
this but max goes to aston and alonso goes to mercedes

Helmet Arsehole

>>149691604
Based DirkJan appreciator

>>149691731
Justed wanted to create a scenario in which RB becomes Algerian. Are Honda and Toyota enemies?

amd and fake gimi would be sovl

>>149691281
The slight sight of F1 posts on twatter makes me have severe aneurysms.

Reminder that Prost had a 10kg weight advantage and the most advanced car in F1 history and still lost the Sonic trophy to Senna in the third fastest car with a second string Ford engine on lap 1

>>149691488
Zero, unless Argentinian fans bully Briatore and Renault into keeping him. On the other hand, the problem at Alpine is the car, even Gasly isn't scoring any more than other midfielders (despite genuinely good quali pace sometimes), and he lucked out on a few of those good results. Maybe it's better to keep Colapinto for the money than put Bottas in the car and finish like 9th at best.

>>149691784
>Ik..........................................................................................ik..........................................
....ik............................................................................................................................................
Yeah it's iking time

>>149690586
>remember to hydrate
yeah thanks, i dont think that will be a problem

>didn't even make it to q3
>team implodes
>gets fired
Hope that jet toilet wank was worth it

>>149691253
>now

>>149691678
>Brands desperately trying to run away from EVs while having invested their entire political capital in forcing EVs onto everyone
It was the EU government, not the brands. The brands simply did what they had to do with the looming diesel car ban, it's just that with covid and the wars it's apparently not happening any longer because the economy is now in shambles (and fuck future generations I guess).

>>149691827
Imagine getting a fucking Lego as an F1 trophy...

>>149691784
kanker

>>149691787
never forget your post from sunday?
cringe
agree tho

>>149691836
reminder that Senna, a supposed "rain master" lost to Thierry Boutsen at the 1989 Australian GP

>>149691827
Auraless team with auraless drivers

>>149691866
Imagine getting that as your only trophy in your 15 year career.

>>149691852
>>didn't even make it to q3

>>149691775
I think Pescarolo might have just turned 30 the year this photo was taken (1972?)

>>149691815
doesn't make sense though
Is McLaren getting nerfed next season or what...?
you need two good drivers in order to fight for the constructor championship

>>149691875
Oh yeah that time Brundle took out Senna while getting lapped

>>149690707 (OP)
horner got sacked before colapinto
we're still in it

>>149691899
Checo was a shitter, but he was a wholesome shitter. I miss him

Are they going to be smart and let Mekies rebuild the team properly or are they going to expect a Mclel tier rocket ship after like three raves?

So long, anglo scum

going to fire a lewis hamilton right now lads brb

>>149691911
I'm baiting of course :D

>>149691533
>Mercedes will never win anything ever again (in F1)
eens

What is he thinking right now?

>>149691861
They got addicted to the gibs from the governments and started pumping out EV Technology
They could have bet on hybrids or use the Mountains of cash to lobby the jEU to stop the regulations
The result is the same, european car makers are going bust

redbull me about this guy - is he competent?

>>149691936
he's gooning to all the news articles

>>149691949
he's French. all you need to know.

>>149691936
hopefully for everyone a deep sense of feeling like a complete fraud
but probably not and actually he thinks he and m*rcedes are doing great!

>>149691880
He still has that trophy wife tho

>>149691909
>you need two good drivers in order to fight for the constructor championship
2023 proved otherwise thougheverbeit

>>149691508
HH brother

>>149691880
still too early to say with certainty this will be his only one

>>149691963
jean todt is french and he was the best tp ferrari had in years

>>149691473
Literally 12 months of instability after 20 years with 8 WDC and 6 WCC and you get sacked. It's the same everywhere.

>>149691976
red bull's 2nd driver got second in the wdc that year
that's as best as it gets

>>149691988
Bomgs hated horner tho, they booed him at that 75 event

>>149691872
>cringe
I know I'm kinda alone here
>agree tho
:)

>>149691508
9? thats optimistic

>>149692002
That was because because he is a toxic white male and therefore an undesirable according to le current thing

>>149691568
>dropping the team that MADE him
I'd agree with you, but Horner is gone, Newey is gone, Wheatley is gone. Essentially all key personnel that made RB into a powerhouse and helped Max win are gone. Why would he stay in a gutted team?

>>149691990
yeah, that's what I'm getting at
he's either completely shit or extremely competent

>>149691936
Hes going to be a little sad cause he was the only team boss that was a true rival to him.

>>149691473
F1 is the corporate olympics. The entire thing is a microcosm of HR and top level management bullshit.

>>149691936
he was right about everything

>>149692024
Half of their staff that are not famous also went to McLel.

>>149691998
Max's sole points still would have won them the WCC that year, Checo just denied other teams from scoring more - his points were meaningless otherwise. You don't need two "good" drivers to win a WCC, just an exceptional one and one that can deny others.

>>149691988
British bias and British hate go hand in hand
In order to get rid of the first we need to get rid of the second

the French car is utter shit and I am fine with that :)

Mekies is a massive Yugi simp.

>>149692031
oh, ok.i guess we'll have to wait.
good thing doing this "summer cleaning" during this break

Just get rid of the british

>>149691790
>alonso goes to mercedes
1 win every 5 weekends due to chronic back pain and exhaustion

Welcome to Cadillac horny

Where were you when Christian Horner got sacked?

>>149691916
Same. He's the only shitter I felt bad for when he was getting exposed.

>>149692090
>>149692024
>but Horner is gone, Newey is gone, Wheatley is gone.
all brits btw

>>149691266
Tbh burgers that are too thick to eat with my hands are a pet peeve of mine.
>>149691281
>Our
What is wrong with these people man.

norris is playing wimbledon right now

>>149692096
The toilet

>>149692094
nobody wants him after he got succubussed

If Max goes to Mercedes, who's leaving?

>>149692132
If Flavio can return so can Horner, might take a few years though.

>>149691266
>dry
No, they’re actually juicier because they don’t get manhandled like hand smooshed oversized paddies
>less meat
Just stack more, retard

>>149692148
t*rger himself as it turns out!

nuke england

>>149692148
Albon

>>149692148
everyone hates ruslel

>>149692096
home, cleaning my cat's litter box

>>149692148
Professionalism.
They just got rid of a whiney car baby, why would they want another with more baggage (Jos and Helmut)

>>149692096
In front of my PC postponing some tasks for tomorrow
found out that he got sacked from a friend
RIP Bongbull

>>149692148
George

>>149692132
>I'm eating cocopuffs, they are good
STOP RAPING ME

>>149692182
Helmut's not coming along, and I think Toto will be in a better position to tell Jos to fuck off than Horner ever was

>>149691198
nigga you slept till 4pm?

>>149692096
in my dau's room

Why do I see Oliver Oakes name pop up in speculation?
Isn't he on the run for human trafficking and laundering Russian mobster money?

>>149690707 (OP)
>hornfag fired
Fuck yes
Too bad it's for nothing because he already destroyed the team

>>149692148
AMX's honour

>>149692148
narb

*sad red bull noises*

>Max goes to Mercedes
>Horner was sacked because Jos
something's not adding up. why would Jos want to take over Red Bull when his son is going to drive for a competitor?

>>149692148
The real question is will GP come with him?

>>149692148
russel hes not very good and likely wont get any better hes just in an exceptionally good car

>>149692148
Kimi is too green. He'll be sent to Alpine to mature for a few years. Meanwhile we'll have some absolute kino Max vs Jorj

what's Horner doing right now?

do f1 drivers do any suckysuck stuff ya think?

>>149692257
sexting

>>149692237
Have you considered that Jos is a petty dick?

>>149692148
Sussie to live with Max

>>149692267
ITT we type Horner's sext one word at a time
go

>>149692257
your mom

>>149692288
LESBIANS!

It was Honda who executed Horner. I have insaidaa information.

>>149692087
>max leaves
>yugi no.1 driver
>car developed for yugi
>tp backs yugi
>Ford engine is much better than people think
>yugi wdc

>muh verstappen to mercedes meme
F1 needs to create news for the upcoming long breaks. When there was an actual vacant seat Toto immediately went for Gimi even though the writing was on the wall that Vettel 2.0 would be heading out of Red Bull eventually.

>>149692288
>>149692303
Rampageous

>>149692329
*inforumeishon

AMX, GP and Marko to Mercedes.

The most racist team of all time, I can't wait.

he's too powerful

>>149692288
Spandex!

>>149692344
>toto letting marko join
lolno

>>149692337
>Vettel 2.0
calm down
>>149692343
well that's nice

I can't believe I'm going to be forced to root for the great Satan. I never asked flr this

>>149692350
Time to hire Harris and carpet bomb Dresden again I guess

>>149692337
except they tried to get carlos on a one year seat warmer contract and he didn't want it

They probably fired H*rner because Max announced that he is leaving lmao and that was the final nail in the coffin.

Imagine ruining one of the most dominant team every for a 5/10 horse face with dried ovaries

>>149692377
>mfw I meant Bremen but posted Dresden because it also got bombed to shit

Go back to 2021 and tell people that Horner & Hamilton will join forces at Ferrari in 2026.

>>149692357
Yeah hehe just imagine
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/26525643/toto-wolff-mercedes-recruit-helmut-marko-verstappen-f1/

>>149692377
>MiniAVUS

>>149692343
KWAB

>>149692393
yeah, we always remember the fun times
good ol' days

maybe horner got fired *because* he's joining ferrari

Ded Bool

Horneyman is going to Aston

>>149692343
The fact that he’s already accepted it and is goodbyeing him so fast while everyone else is still processing it speaks volumes. He was definitely in on the decision.

>Shanghai Sharks welcomes Christian Horner as a new team principal

IT'S HAPPENING

>>149692288
Use imagination

>>149692438
>Source
Your imagination

>>149692454
Lesbians at SS are gonna FREAK

thread feels like a girls "celebrity gossip" board from BRAVO

>>149692438
I wouldn't read too deeply into a generic PR statement anon

>>149692482
where's bravo body check
question

>>149692438
It makes it likely that he was informed, not that he was in on the decision making process (he was, your argument just sucks).

>>149692438
>OHHH NOO IM STILL PROCESSING
jesus fucking christ what are you, a 16 year old girl on twitter?

Lechuck choked in 2022 so he fired Bin8
Lemacks choked at Silverstone ‘25 so he’s firing Hornyspice

>>149691297
Sorry mate you made a shit decision, even my ex text me saying he'd been sacked

>>149692370
It's the only way to kill mclaren and brown

>>149692395
>Amid the exit rumours, Wolff cheekily commented before the Saudi GP: "Marko could take the old place of Niki Lauda at Mercedes.
>We are missing our old mascot anyway. Then we'll just take Helmut! He fits in terms of age. He doesn't have a red cap, but he can come to us.
>Helmut is not a child of sadness and was - or is - our favourite enemy. But he is a real racer. If Helmut leaves, it is certainly a loss for Red Bull and for the team.

I don't understand it but sometimes F1 teams behave like top racing organisations and one of the biggest companies and not like 16 years old girls on twitter and reddit

>>149691748
The sloth is a stupid and slow animal
A turtle could walk right past it’s face and it would take the sloth eons to pivot it’s head to see the turtle that pass right in front of it

>>149692438
imagine thhe backstabbing

>>>149692096
Jerking off at Miku

>>149692482
that aussie is definitely trans or something

Thank god Max left this dumpsterfire.
He will get his 4 remaining championships at M*rcedes and become the GOAT

>>149692539
>>149692539
we won bros

RUN IT BACK

>>149692377
>>149692393
why not both, just to make sure... HOWEVER /f1/ was always a MERC general haha

>>149692537
Miku would never

>>149692537
I only jack it to futa x female kino

I think this general needs to migrate to /tv/

>>149692148
engineers

>>149692531
I wish i was that can

>>149692148
NARB

>MWL, Hamilton
:/
>MWL, AMX
:O

it's up
https://youtu.be/HkEVsUwQInA

>>149692713
vultures

>>149692482
That's just normal F1 circus stuff though. A lot of it really is celebrity gossip, it's just that these celebrities drive cars at 300 km/h or enable the other celebrities to do it. In that sense Uma Musume is genius because its racers are also idol singers, that's really the kind of world it is.

>>149692712
This but unironically

>>149692676
>muh diversity
Why does diversity means more shartmiltons

>>149692664
If they ever manage to buy the actual sport, maybe.

>>149692712
Yes. Unlike HAM amx is a true racist, combined with toger's german(ic) autism it'll be kino

Horner will find investors to buy the Milton Keynes team from Red Bull once Verstappen leaves, the PU is shit and Red Bull's parent company gets tired of getting fucked in the ass by Alpine, Williams and Haas.

>>149691810
>enemies
Well, they're not friends or the same company.

>>149692767
name the new team

>>149692537
uh oh4wv2k

>>149692664
george should actually show what he eats in the morning to prevent further allegations

Apparently Red Bull team members were crying during Horner’s farewell speech

>>149692712
>MWL, HWL
:/
>MWL, MWL
:O

>>149692786
concrete cows racing

I'm just glad he's gone, the way he's been managing the team since 2024 is a joke

>>149692786
Dick's Arden F1 Team

>>149692482
Did the BRAVO in other countries have a sex doctor as well?

how good was that pussy that horndog was willing to throw it all away

>>149692860
dau said yes, they did

>>149692860
in the us it's actually the opera, always has been, always will

>>149692879
better than a 50 years old dried, barren roast beef
which is not saying much

Show me a female who isn’t a slut and I’ll show you an anime character

>>149692938
ur mom :)

>>149690707 (OP)
>does nothing
>wins

>>149692938
Your mom is a honourable woman

>>149692968
he might be forced to decent to hell again though

>>149690808
The asstrian faction is still seething about AMX DNF in Asstria
It is all part of the Master TOTO plan
TOTO plan: KIMI you torpedo AMX or you lose your seat
NARB will overtake AMX in points so AMX drops from P3 in the WDC
This activates AMX exit clause
Asstrian faction sees the future and sacks HORNDOG in hopes of keeping AMX
AMX loses P3 and signs with MERC
NARB crying so much he sees rain everywhere
NARB signs with Dedbull
NARB crashes heavily with the tractor built by Dedbull landing him in hospital
NARB sees AMX dominating in his car breaking his own set record of 11 wins in a row
NARB gets depressed and dies because of an overdose of testosterone from gratuitous amouns of Dedbull Menergy drink

The grand TOTO plan

Three options:

A) sacked for the sexting scandal

B) sacked for red bull underperformance and the car going to shit

C) Jos gave the team an ultimatum that either Horner goes or Max goes

Joe’s Award reporting that Horner lost the support of the Thai majority owners

D) Max is going to Aston to rejoin Newey and he’s taking key Red Bull members with him

>>149693037
>Thai majority owners
useless fucks, they should not concern themselves with rbr, like they didn't when didi was alive

>>149690898
so its FORD VS FERRARI but this time FERRARI wins?

>>149692968
>does nothing
more like
>pretend you are sleeping
>when in reality you are preparing for 3rd world war

I've been saying ever since the RBPT announcement that Red Bull is utterly fucked for 2026. Its unbelievable how screwed they are.
>Dog slowest engine on the grid
>Dog aero
>Dog ancient poorly working wind tunnel
>Dog correlation
>Dog drivers without max

Will we really root for the great satan though?

>Max Verstappen's manager Raymond Vermeulen insists Christian Horner's sacking “changes nothing” regarding the Dutchman's commitment to Red Bull Racing.
This can also mean that he wasn't committed already.

>>149690970
Remember that backstage video of GP being untypically angry while talking with AMX?

>>149693005
>AMX in merc racing wheel to wheel with NARB in dead bull
>AMX does an contentious overtake
>Toto on team radio: “Magzz, give ze place back to George”
>AMX decides to spin his merc into Narb crashing him so hard he sends him into a stage 5 coma

Now what if max just leaves in 2026 and go endurance racing?

>>149693128
exactly
well done teasing that out

>>149693097
>Will we really root for the great satan though?
Maybe it'll work out. There's a chance Max gets WDC without winning constructors.

>>149693128
If Max doesn't leave this dumpsterfire he's a fucking retard thats for sure

>>149693150
hes gonna join Porsche and win le mans with Vanthoor (the boomer one) and Estre and its gonna be Kino

>hainz was right all along
gimi

Only bringing back the V10s can fix this.

>>149693171
That's one raging autist too many. Not going to work in endurance

are we still gonna see Geri wandering around the F1 paddock?

>>149693191
uh oh

>>149693150
He's not P4 so the contract needs to be bought out. Hes not paying 100M for that.

>>149693011
I think it's a mix of C + Horner was positioning himself to become owner of RB but his camp turned out to be weaker since he doesn't have Honda backing him anymore

Good morning. Heard the news. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>149693145
>stage 5 coma
can that even happen to that which is not alive?
>>149693171
won't work
both will be resentful because of him being actually good at racing

>>149690775
Cadillac
Ford
Become the Williams for the next 10 seasons
Mercedes
Absolutely fucked. Probably will go racing for GSR for SuperGT.
Ross Brawn will buy the team and invent some bullshit downforce fuckery to terrorize the season again.

>>149693056
can't pull a schumi when the owners son is parked in the second seat and he's desperate for him to win

>>149691720
No
Thats what NARB deserves for his action in Canada
And the briish blood in his veins can fuck off
I hate him
If my dick was NARB I would castrate myself
DO YOU UNDERSTAND

You are seething

Requesting Horny's thumb picture

>>149691183
he would be everything at once
he would finance a cloning machine just so he can become the pit crew too

Max will never win his 5th after this screencap this

I too am announcing my departure from Red Bull racing.

>>149693344
the ded bull curse

>>149693242
>I hate women so much it's unreal.
Our mums and the rest of our loved ones get a pass though

>>149693360
Are you a exfan

Max Furstappen

Kelly seen comforting max in a monaco pool

>>149692207
>Toto will be in a better position to tell Jos to fuck off
500 hours of therapy is too weak minded compared to Jos.

>>149691649
Make sure it’s steak.

He smiled his last smile

>>149693360
Good riddance.
#We need more #Diversity and less #SexualMisconduct.
#StopSexualHarassment #WomenInTheWorkplace #MakeF1SafeForWomen

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149693298
Bye bye oldlonso
Stroll outscoring nando this year is no accident

Horner’s name is on the Epstein list. Screencap this.

>>149693457
What list?

>>149693457
What list?

>>149693430
Imagine the pegging

>>149692531
who is this? looks finnish but we don't drink stella

>>149693407
I walked past a fursuiter once in Montreal and it fucking reeked.

>>149693457
It's only a problem if they were making sacrifices to Moloch. Who cares if they were fucking prime hebe pussy, that's what everyone does in Brazil and Asia

>>149693473
Epstein client list

Rolling for Max P4 this year

>>149693507
>>149693507
>>149693507

>>149693457
There is no list sir, its been deboonked

>>149693453
alonso is pure shit thoughbeit

>>149693457
flavio briatore, eddie irvine, and jacques villeneuve are on the list, yet nothing ever happened

>>149693232
Would it be cheaper to push KIMI on some more torpedo maneuvers in T1?

>>149693441
Arent all burgers minced meat?

>>149690982
>>149690925
Rookie Narb >>>>>>> Rookie Narg
Narg has been an absolute flop this year.

>>149691014
it's going "poof"