gary edition

wordle in 3

>tfw your GM isnt the smartest man in the room

bud + 1 = trb

>>149693106
>he ended up with 3 shitters

wordle in 6

>oilers fans now in the "pray that these rookies are good because we have no cap space" stage of the downfall

>>149692983 (OP)
AI slop faggot thread for retards

>>149693415
that is our gary

>>149693415
Thanks for joining us

>>149693106
Stankoven is another Matt Roy and Ehlers is constantly injury prone and doesn't shoot on a team that's going to shoot a lot. Miller is also meh. Why does every single "analytic nerd" love the hurricanes when the reality is that they're a by-product of one of the worst divisions in hockey

>>149693889
conroy in the kitchen

Cant wait to see Zary or Coronato get traded to a real team, take off, and another round of Calgary Cuck Chair begins

How many of you actually play hockey or at least know how to skate? Just curious

>>149694146
no pic of your skates to kick us off with?

>>149694024
Coronato just signed for 7 years. He loves our Flames. And Zary is a good Saskatchewan boy.

Its time for you stop fighting the inevitable: You WILL be watching my Flames lift the cup. Better join the bandwagon now before its too late. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>fumes
>cup
oh im laffin

>>149693889

>>149692983 (OP)
Some say that gary is bad, but i haven't seen any evidence for this claim.

>>149694163
They're in my car since I'm going skating after work. Hoping to run into the cute figure skating girl I see often so I can finally stop being a bitch and talk to her

>>149694535
> מוות לאיד, גויים

>>149694146
I skate a fair bit in the winter. I have a free pass at the speed skating oval. Used to play a lot of road hockey with the neighbourhood kids.
>>149694540
>posting skates in /hoc/
megabased

>>149694146

>>149694627

>>149692983 (OP)

>>149694605
>>149694662
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered on 04/17/22 at the hands of bud?

Why haven’t my penguins moved rakell, rust, or Karlson yet?

Too many canadians in this general. Why do you people even let them post here? They haven't won a championship in over 30 years. They shouldn't even be permitted to breathe the same air as us americans.

>>149695004
>why.pownage

CAPTCHA: 444PD

>>149695004
we won the 4 nations championship, chump

>>149695020
* breaks wrists applauding for the fiftiest time *

>>149695043
loser cope

reminder: our year

>>149695043
>usa got a participation medal
fucking kek

>>149695043
did you have fun getting raped by bud? well it doesn't matter because you still participated kwarb

>>149694737
huge if true

>>149695053
>next our is year year

>>149695122
That photo was taken last week

>>149695180
too few brown people for that to be true

>>149695202
Brown people don't care about hockey

>>149695180
calgary has one of those netflix filters like mexico

i dont have a pic but i have Reebok 20K's with the pump, love those motherfuckers. Top of the line when they came out like what, 10 15 years ago now?

>>149695053
>Free beer tomorrow

>>149694463
Anyday now!

>>149694799
because fuck you thats why.

>>149695455
oh kyle

>>149695455
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149695455
they should trade karlson to the flames for like futures or anderson or idk

wordle is for kids, adults play hurdle

Pittsburgh should be forced to be mediocre and watch someone else get McKenna. The horrors of being mid forever.

>>149695477
they should since they already have a bunch of d that cant skate
erik will feel right at home

>>149695498
he can tutor parek

>>149695523
yes, teach him how to wear kevlar socks

Punished Marner

*saves the NHL by forcing the pens to stay mid so McKenna cant go there*

>>149695556
>she thinks the lottery can't be rigged
Heh

>>149695577
whoops, penguins finished 13th instead of 11th!

Chris Drury's cuck chair

>>149695474
Jen

>>149695587
They’ll definitely finish bottom 8

>>149695637
>giving a shit about a second round pick

>>149695657
Not happening. They should sit comfortably and fool themselves into thinking they can be a contender still.

>>149695675
>rangers in charge of getting people to like them

>>149695714
i'm not here to make friends

9800 in hurdle

>>149695688
Retard

My favorite part of last seasons rags collapse is that it all started because they traded a literal 4th liner that everyone in the fanbase hated, and all the players sobbed at a BBQ complaining about Drury

>>149693458
but muh Moneypuck

>>149695637
Chad

>>149695794
Carolina only makes the ECF so often because this shitty playoff format locks you into playing your division until the 3rd round.

>>149695814
but rod the bod bro

The deservetowinometer is always correct, chuds.

/hoc/ is Canada's thread, and we should respect it in the same way we would a diplomatic embassy, which I suppose means looking past any dead bodies that turn up on their compound; OK, /hoc/?
>ready? break...

>>149695903
The dot has a better track record

>>149695929
what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

Nik Ehlers should've chosen Washington over Carolina.

>>149694146
I’ll sign up for a skate school when I finish up my credentials

>>149695938
an excellent question

>>149695983
yet it always goes unanswered. instead the only response it gets is a rapid series of strange popping sounds

Read that as ready beak and thought for a second it was a good post

* sounds of slipping standards *

>>149696088
slipping like bud did into your rectum on that chilly easter evening

>>149692983 (OP)
Remember when people would draw meme in ms paint instead of using ai prompts like the fat lazy niggers they are?

>>149696148
trb sisters we are extremely triggered by this post

>>149696148
zoomers don't understand what creativity is sadly

>>149696148
Cope I’m a 2nd shift foreman at the prompt factory

>>149696173
not that you are willing to show anyone your creative works

>>149696173
It's true, and I will never forgive them for polluting our gaming industry with bad games that appeal to their broken minds.

Da Bears
Da Blackhawks
Da Bulls
Da Cubs
Da Paris Saint-Germain.

>>149695814
This so much. Metro is fucking shit. Had they faced any top 3 atlantic team right away, it would've been a 1st round exit.

Grok make me an image in the style of a Ben Garrison cartoon of NHL Gary , with a large hook nose and with Nosferatu style claws counting money and in the background a man sitting in a laz e boy with hypnotized eyes watching an NHL broadcast showing a draft kings ad.

>>149696148
/hoc/ needs that oc back. I’ll start studying photopea

Is this general more or less autistic and schizophrenic than /nfl/ and /nba/?

Thinking about posting here regularly but am not sure you guys deserve my talents just yet

>>149695929
1993

>>149696595
/nfl/ and /nba/
no idea what that is.

Do you have any marner reports?

>>149696595
fuck off we're full

>>149696148
>no image posted

>>149696595
More

>>149696595
It's very schizophrenic but not that autistic anymore. I hope this helps.

Damn that's crazy
I don't know what 'Canada' is either
Can tell you one thing the nfl did better than the nhl and that's not give teams to fake, imaginary countries

Now never reply to me again
This is me being kind
Don't get me seeing red

>>149696660
I was never talented enough with a mouse to be an oc creator, just an oc enjoyer, and I dont enjoy machine made demon art.

>copey still holding his marner
shame

>>149696639

>>149696738
>worthless bitch bitches
wew

>>149696595
It's not good but /nfl/ is worse

>>149696639
Don't worry I'll make room by kicking out one of the leafs

>Most penalties in the entire EIHL
>Video footage of him kicking out at other players in the past
>NOT GUILTY. A SHAMEFUL AND TRAGIC ACCIDENT.

Heh, really makes you wonder...

>>149696833
Ninja moment

>>149696595
more schizophrenic

Gary, I'm holding my breath until hockey is back. If I suffocate, it is your fault.
*inhales*

>>149696996
never gets old

Rome ended the canuck 2011 run in a day

>>149696996
Canada's crowing achievement before becoming a vassal state to India

/hoc/ just needs more hugs

>>149697071
thank you gary

>>149696595
Every day I thank the lord the schizos here post about a chilly easter every 5 minutes rather than Mahomo stats.

>oh, just... nothing....

>>149697057
The Canadian fan section going berserk makes me smile every time :)

>>149697140
speaking of a chilly easter
>>149697151
thoughts on your loss to bud on the chilly easter evening of 2022?

/hoc/ needs more women

>>149697205
Retard

>>149697205
Here ya go

>>149697205
women are stupid and i don't respect them

>>149696088
>gentlemen, I have a marner to announce

>>149697205
'more' implies the existence of at least one female on /hoc/, Little Lady

>>149697205

>>149697205

>>149696148
hard to explain but it gives me the ick when people use ai art just to say they don't like something. I guess because slop by itself is a kind of demoralizing process, but at least you can be whimsical with it

>>149697280
you're bud's female, raped bitch

>>149697205
i thought we had a pwhl player

*shoots puck*

>>149697247
a message that your poor hygiene can speak volumes on, stinky

>>149697157
the bench was all over it

* doesn't give a fuck *

>>149697375
I play for the Frost :D

>>149697436
Let's see your Walter Cup ring, miss

>Sir a second Marner has hit the porcelain

>>149697403

>>149697375
She’s no longer with us I’m afraid

>>149696757
>bitches about a bitch bitching
ok.

I wrote out what I'm going to say to this cute asian figure skater girl the next time I see her. Can you guys read it and tell me if it's based or cringe

>hey, just wanted to say it's always nice seeing you out here trying to improve and learn. Always worry when people fall because obviously it'd be terrible if someone got hurt but you always seem alright after and get back up. Anyway, keep at it and I'll see you next time.

>bitchposting
We've realized a whole new paradigm, lads -_-

>>149697669
you became a raped bitch 1179 days ago

>>149697582
Who's she with?

>>149697669
Surely endless schizo posts like
>I took a marner
>trb
>bud1
would be much more constructive discourse.

sure thing, Mitch

>>149693016
Mine took an embarrassing 5

>>149697802
thoughts on your identity-altering loss on 04/17/2022?

>>149697520
>>149697770
we don't call those that here

marner keeps showing up in my undies

>>149697760
I saw her with Ray Peditch

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>using his very limited income to go to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
feel free to add to the list

>>149697911
>skidmarners

Got connections

>>149697205
she's all I need

The leaves are so cute about exhibition games. Cute!

>>149698050
anon produces a dossier on his e-rival, yet no one asked

last time texas had this many washed up people was the WCF
kwab go flames

chicago will get mckenna. we all know it's true.

>leaves

Wow, he gave away 0.0000000001% of his yearly salary! He's so generous and gives back so much!

>>149698568
kek

>TRB still posts here every hour of every day

>>149697057
>>149697157
can't find it but there's a big gut amerifat giving them the finger somewhere

>samir
pot calling the kettle black

>>149698830
How's the mobility scooter?

>>149698450
kek
flames suck

>>149691750

>>149698921
Cope hoob is heating up

>>149698991
he's cooled off
he's ice cold

>>149699006

>>149699046
some say the temperature of that easter evening was sub-zero

the baby's reaction is like that because he just found out that his dad plays for the flames

Lotta negativity and pessimism itt

>>149699085
Kwab

>>149699132
about the same as most years

>>149699132
How do I learn how to be optimistic and happy?

>>149699271
impossible without drugs and/or alcohol i'm afraid

Who got better?
Lolarolina, maybe.
Hasb think they have, but doubts here.
Everybody else is doing mid GMing.

>>149699271
mushrooms
the magic kind
or, you could just exercise regularly and hydrate constantly, all up to you, and no one's keeping score

says here the score is 1 to nil

my team needs to sign this guy

>>149699376
oh Hi, No-One

>>149699376
Bud 1 TRB 0

>>149699387
to be a puck?
>Imagine getting drafted to be an NHL hockey puck, lads.. do it...

>>149699409
>No-One
trb knows his score kwab
bud1
mitch1

>>149699456
Imagine falling off your mobility scooter and getting raped by a fat boy

>>149699456
he gets good air time, just like the puck does

>>149699456
thoughts on being known as the raped bitch for 1179 days?

>GARY
>PLEASE I BEG YOU
>NO MORE
>MAKE IT STOP

>>149699376
this actually means that Jim Nill 1

Real queers queering off hours.

>>149699498
Agreed, but doesn't this league have a standards office? Let's just wait until they do some testing, and then we can start picking a wedding theme

>>149699387
Florida players are problematic.

>>149699387
nice video quality

>>149699387
>[pitching_wedge_dot_em_pee_fore]

>>149699687
The whole video is hilarious.
https://twitter.com/morning_skate/status/1942567036527239583

>>149699722
how's your summer going dylan?

>>149699296
i was sober for 10 months one time. during the first 6 months i felt like a kid again my word usage and sentence structure were simply sublime. but right at the midway point of month 6 i got irritable. this is Canada after all. 90% traitors and it was in the middle of the 7th month during my local Canada day festivities that i looked around and listened and tried to deny the obvious predicament i put my self in, that of sober pattern recognizing, and said out loud, or too myself, it didn't matter around that many cattle, that i must kill just about every fucking person there in order for my community to have a chance to flourish. so it was 4 more sleepless months of aiming the rifle out the window at the lowlife loud obnoxious neighbours knowing it is my God given right to to cull the herd before i acquiesced and went to my alcoholic friends house and drank a whole case and never looked back. now the urges to do right with God have falling away into the lazy sloth like comfort of Satan.

>>149699809
not reading all that
summarize it in 1 word for me

>>149699906
sabotage

>>149699906
kwab

Women lol

>>149699999
>>149700000

>>149700123
I no longer care for gets on /sp/ unless they are greater than or equal to the onew that /hoc/ got a few months ago

>>149699271
stop hanging out in the crab bucket with miserable retards hoping they dont pull you back in

>>149700123
/hoc/ used to run /sp/

>>149700199

>>149697242
I WANT TO RAPE HER VIOLENTLY

>>149699271
buy a motorcycle

>>149697630
tell her she makes you want to rape, women love that shit

>>149700333
checked, so it must be true

>>149700251
my buds dad used to own that bar, he would chase away the crack hours and crack dealers with a broomstick

>>149697630
kinda cringe. just ask her if she can give you some lessons or something playful in that nature

>>
>chase away the crack hours

>>149699906
Retarded

>>149697630
>thanks dad

S T E V E N
T
E
V
E
E

>>149697630
Do It
Fail, cause it was a terrible idea
Learn from Failure
Repeat

I just took a fucking huge marner

>>149699906
thanksgary

>>149697520
omg so creative!

>>149700544
we don't call those that here now

I got the best coin from the teller. We are so fucking back

>>149700407
>just ask her if she can give you some lessons
"uh, no, I don't teach, sorry..."
*hurries away nervously*

>>149697630
>hey, just wanted to say it's always nice seeing you out here trying to improve and learn. Always worry when people fall because obviously it'd be terrible if someone got hurt but you always seem alright after and get back up. Anyway, keep at it and I'll see you next time.
cringey and retarded as fuck
you're not her dad
she doesn't want some random guy showing up and sliding into the "I'm looking out for you" role, that just comes across as creepy

if you're legitimately impressed by her skating, then say that
if you just think that she's cute, then say that
pick a reason for why you're interested in her, tell her that reason, and ask her if she'd like to go out some time

there is no sneaky / strategic / safe way to do this that can minimize the potential pain or awkwardness if things don't go well
there is no perfectly-crafted sentence that you can come up with that will make her like you immediately
you have to just go up to her and ask
risk the rejection, and then, regardless of how it goes, be proud of yourself at the end for having taken the chance

>>149700588
Well I do

our boy is in the clear

>>149700619
>virgin writes an essay on getting girls
Lawl

>frogposter
cmtsu

>>149700619
>>just ask her if she can give you some lessons
>"uh, no, I don't teach, sorry..."
>*hurries away nervously*

I should've clarified on this part
don't give her an out that she can attribute to something else, like her not being a teacher, or her not fitting into some other category that you might want to use
make yourself (and her) the focus of what you're asking
make her actually consider you

otherwise, she'll just take the easy out without even thinking about you, maybe not even realizing what you were actually going for

>>149700642
BANG!

>>149700649
>nooooo don't heckin' shatter my illusions noooooooo

>>149700544
On company time?

>>149700693
if you flirt with a girl and she rejects you she was never into you to begin with. it's not about "giving her an out" or whatever the fuck you're talking about

my favorite thing about america is that if you add enough mayonnaise to something it becomes a salad

>>149699561
>Real queers queering off hours.
Oh really? I guess it must be an hour ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0.

>>149700885
Sorry nobody gave a fuck about your quarter

>>149700841
What's your second favourite thing

>>149701009
benis

>>149701009
Marnering your pants in a walmart

>>149700885
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0
10 comes after 9 you moron KWAB

>>149700618
i see the oilers well represented but where are the flames?

>>149701009
mexican food amd asian women

>O Zed Hundred Hours
the queerest hour of them all

>>149701216
the hour you were born

>>149701183
the sun is right there retard

going the store for groceries and then to grab a pizza for lunch and dinner see you retards in a bit

>>149701509
kwab the leastern conference can't stop losing

>eating lunch, supper, and dinner in a pizza palace

>>149701509
Forced soul vs soul

incels in here dont get that you need to imply rape to women, typical

>>149701509
wild about children preds in the community

>>149701509
holy fuck i had no idea it was a p with wings im a retard

>>149700745
Nah I was at home desu but I’ve taken my fair share of marners in the clock desu

>he said the Homomometer is off the charts in here

>>149701553
True GO FLAMES

>>149701618
we don't say that anymore

>>149701633
he forgot to point his meter away from himself

>>149701602
You thought it was a bullseye or something, didn't you?
>as least you got it right when you said "retard"

>>149701509
Retard

>>149701687
shut the fuck up raped bitch

>>149701509
west coast better than east coast

newer acquaintance i was watching the playoff games with won't talk to me anymore because he was droning on and on in his liberal mind rot ways when i dared reply one day with 'Carney is the saviour and is going to fix this mess? he was a main Trudeau ear whisperer maybe even the decision maker behind the scenes'. that made him throw a hissy fit and call me a white supremacist right winger. all true but i didn't even bite on his other liberal mind rot spewed shit CBC verbatim talking points. one time i said 'i believe you believe it' in regards to the moon landing or something irrelevant. so he said to my other buddy he can't be in the same room with me now because he thinks i think i am the smartest person in it. again true but never once did i reveal my power level. not even one remark towards Evander Kane when buddy was continually questioning why he is so quick to anger and aggression.

>>149701729
west coast best coast

>>149701618
My marners happen before work unfortunately

didn’t ask

>>149701747
Sometimes I’ll marner first thing in the morning or after I eat lunch at work. I’ve always enjoyed the morning marner desu.

i asked for him

>>149701747
>>149701781
nope

Kane got his ass beat day 1 in Vancouver. This reflects poorly on the other cities he lived in

>>149701799
This was fake news btw like the pumpkin patch incident

>>149701509
Avalanche's and Kings are both blood lusters.

Just went to see the border collie championship at the Stampede bros

It's absolute kino of the highest order.

>>149701829
im an eye witness to both event and i can confirm they happened

>>149701829
>pumpkin patch incident was fake
Incorrect my friend.

>>149701841
Border collies are so based

>work in a shop that's all dudes on shift
>building has a men's room and a ladies' room for number 2s

>>149701886
Our floor in our office building is only used by us, and in any given day there’s only 4 guys in our office, yet we have a men’s room and women’s bathroom, I’m thinking of taking marners in the ladies room from now on desu.

>>149701946
do you guys ever jerk each other off as a joke?

>>149701946
The ladies' room at my shop was in a whole other part of the building from where I worked, so I would disappear for a while, and the supervisor was always curious about my long afternoon duties outside the wire

>>149701841
were they good bois?

Boogie is getting married flames won

>>149701991
Not as a joke, no.

>>149702022
Do you ever do it not as a joke?

>>149702021
how is that thing still breathing

>>149702027
retard

flush it down

>>149702181
raped bitch

Dustin Wolf isn't a wolf

>>149702229
Cope

God Bless America. And Canada too.

Wolf bought a gaming PC for the summer

Yzerman? More like "I like guys"zerman

>>149702015
They were! Only a few nipped at the sheep.
But thats not even bad those dumbass sheep deserve it.

>>149701875
Gods greatest creation.

Puck drop soon

>>149701829
>>149701857
The Pumpkin Patch incident happened.

I'm tired of pretending it didn't.

>>149702334
based wolf gonna be shitposting and gooning with us all summer long

Has a black N word ever won the cup before?

>>149702498
One won this year

>>149702498
We don't call them that here

> NHL Sources Confirm Maple Leafs Looking At Serious Push for Erik Karlsson
Tree is cooking.

>>149702529
Oh yeah that's right I forgot about Seth "Monkey slave boy" Jones

>>149702556
i dont think that is his nickname

>>149702362

>>149702539
Please over pay for him too

>>149702539
dafuq? he's washed

>>149702568
Seth "the cotton picker n word" Jones

>>149702539
Is Tree really going to see Dubas thinking he still cares about the laffs? Is he stupid?

>>149702539
>and that will be 10,000,000 x 3 years plus tip

>>149702362
Gary Bettman? more like Gay Buttman

>>149702691
lol no one has ever said that

>>149702021

>>149702691

>>149702691

arshdeep bains? more like _____ _____

I hope the next thread is flames themed

>>149702751
Assdeep pains this ones easy

>>149702670
Laffs could dump $10M of trash on Dumbass. Moron Really for starters.

>>149702751
>arshdeep bains? more like _____ _____
Typical Canadian

>>149702755
Good idea!

>>149702793
No! Indian people only make up 10% of the population! Hardly typical!
...unless we're talking Tim Horton's staff in which case the amount rises to >90%

>>149702768

>>149702755
>>149702805

>>149702819
Thank you, fellow canadian.

knights rule desu

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

>>149702923
kwab

>>149702416
very based. I'd trust border collie intelligence over many humans in certain cases

>>149702416
Based was this in the Nutrien Centre?

>>149702912
This but Flames

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149702943
I would trust a border collie over any minority.

>>149702962
Yessir

>>149702977
R U L E
U
L
E

gary rules jen drools

>>149702988
Cool :)
I saw some kinda herding event there earlier in the week. For me it's petting the horses

I love Gary, I pray for him everyday. God bless Gary Bettman.

Gary is my friend

>>149703128
Sad

we ALL love Gary Bruce Bettman
some would say too much

>>149703139
I dont
I think hes actua-

if gary was a girl his name would be gary bettwoman

YOU PEOPLE

When I say GARY you say RULES
GARY

>>149703202
>Carrie Brynn Yieldfemale

DROOLS

>>149703230
GARY

just took a matthews

If I could, I'd lead slave Gary through the streets of Constantinople like that Vandal king, being humiliated and spat upon.

>>149703247
Is Matthews pee?

>>149703247
You cant take a fart

>>149703247
consider seeing you doctor if the marner doesnt come out soon

>>149703202
jen

>Copey still trying to kill the marner meme

I’m making pasta

>>149703293
the what

>>149703316
marner the poo

>>149703249
>Constantinople
https://youtu.be/vsQrKZcYtqg?list=RDvsQrKZcYtqg

>>149703321
ohhh we don't call those that here now

>>149703298
What kind?

Marner=poo
Mathews=?

>>149703350
pee

I will always refer to bowel movements as marners

>>149703350
pie

>>149703350
mexican

>>149703358
And what kind of facility are you being kept in?

>>149703348
Rigatoni desu

>>149703378
he looks like he's not allowed near schools

flush it down

just hoobed

>>149703391
He looks like a high school janitor
a middle-aged one

>Marner
>we don't call it that now
>flush it down

The piss jersey is going to go so well with Marner

FLUSH

IT

DOWN

>>149703411
This will be the heartbeat of this off-season
>NHL Off Season 2025

I have spent over 365 days non-consecutive days in mental hospitals in my lifetime

i believe in a thing called gary

Who even started the marner meme?
Copey?

>>149703427
We know mitchell

>>149703414
>goldenrod
>thinks that is piss colored
YOU'RE NOT HYDRATING PROPERLY, /hoc/

>>149703435
no i don't really post about the leafs unless it's to >laffs post

>>149703421
TRB you can proceed to stop forcing that meme

>>149703435
Me

https://www.hockeyzoneplus.com/salaries/85752-gary-bettman

>>149703479
Thanks for growing the game Gary

>>149703461
Read the following
>>149703421
And don't question my authority

marner caught in the act

>>149703503
What authority? Leader of the Taco Bell Battalion?

>>149703512
very easy photoshop opportunities with this. sad.

Marner has never missed the playoffs
Marner average 1.4 goals per playoff

>>149703387
What sauce?

>>149703512
Flush it down

>>149703542
true kek

I believe in Gary bettman
I believe in the commissioner
I look to the ice with excited eyes

>>149703512

>>149703596
is this at Lake Mead??

>>149703633

>>149703633
kek. Jen even.

>>149703647
Nah Greece

>>149703633
Well done

>>149703633

All the threads on /sp/ are either gennies or related to soccer

Very grim state of the board, very grim.

>>149703694
It's been like that for a decade

Tool played Aenima for the Black Sabbath extravaganza and i couldn't stop thinking of you know who to the point i envisioned Maynard singing flush it down exclusively for us.

>>149703399
Glad your ass is heating up anon

>>149703697
old /sp/ 2011-2012 era was based beyond belief

>>149703694
Someone make a marner thread

#nucknews

>>149703714
For sure

Can the next thread please, for the love of God and all that is Holy, please be a Flaming Marner thread??
>Thanks be unto you, namaste

Porcupine Tree > Tool

>>149703753
I saw porcupine tree live back in 2009/11 ish, they played the incident live in its entirety

>>149703244
GARY

>>149703714
I miss that era of 4chan

>>149703752
Yah good idea!

>>149703378
>not photoshopped

>>149703783
>breakfast cereal power ranking threads
>kornheiser threads
>rip lyl

We didn’t know how good we had it

>>149703694
Everything used to be power ranked and then there was the horse poster.

I’m so bored I’ve entertained the thought of watching soccer

>>149703872
learn a skill

>>149703881
Like what

>/happy_hour/ has been dead for nearly a decade now

>>149703872
Theres people you can reach out to for help you dont have to suffer like that

>>149703694
Just like my islanders

>>149703905
jen

Tell me your favorite Gary story

>>149703935
He killed a man in cold blood for asking too many questions

>>149703935
chris chelios threatened to kill him in a live interview

if man is 5
then the devil is 6
and if the devil is 6
then gary is 7

>>149703935

I saw Gary Bettman g at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

gary once breastfed a starving raccoon outside of the nhl hq

>>149703287
wow gary is so famous

>>149703783
jimmies were rustled

Drop the goddamn puck Gary

>>149703818
I miss kornheiser

>>149703935
I once met Gary Bettman in a restaurant in Helsinki, when our crew had accidentally been given his table. Apparently he had some sort of regular table and the restaurant messed up (thought that he was coming on Tuesday when he came on Thursday or something of the sort).

So, the manager, very ashamed (it was a bit of a finer place) arrived there apologizing as well as he could and said that they would like to move us to another table. Of course they would pay for our food if we could just switch to another table. My sister and cousins immediately agreed, but I decided to play the douchebag.

I said I can't at all understand this and asked why on Earth we can't just eat in peace, we did arrive only 15 minutes ago and we had just ordered.

Then out of nowhere Gary Bettman appears next to the manager and politely says that they have time to wait outside the bar until we finish dining.

As a big fan of the NHL I naturally froze and apologized and said we can of course move to another place so that they can have their "own" table.

Gary was of course very grateful, shook hands with me and thanked me and even gave me his business card and asked to give him a call later. For a long time I gathered up the courage but I finally got the phone in my hand and called my great idol. In short, there bloomed an 11-month sex relationship full of hard man-on-man action between us, that I will never forget for as long as I live. Our bodies united time after time into a beautiful combination, and from the beauty of Morocco to the Riviera of France and all the way to the beaches of Galapagos with snorkels in our mouths, Gary Bettman and I fulfilled our wildest homosexual pleasures on six of the seven continents.

>>149703994
sadly he shan't be doing so anytime soon. however there is still hockey going on at the bottom of the planet

>>149703971
Only sunglasses guy is gary

>>149704012
i read all of that

Im gonna be getting drunk starting around 10 pm eastern if anyone is interested

>Southern Hemispheric Ice Hockey
upside-down hockey?? weird

>>149704035
even in upside-down world you still got raped by bud kwarb

Thoughts?

>>149704051
Starting to think you're a straight-up virgin, Mitch
>You just talk about sex way too much to be an actual sex haver

>>149704054
No thanks, I've done enough damage

>>149704054
trb is bubblin' again

>>149704063
bud1
mitch1

>>149704077
Thanks for the update, loser
>Aren't you the asshole that wanted to be a writer? best of luck

>>149704090
>1179 days later and trb finally made a writer comment
sad

Flush it down retards

>>149704073
Sounds like marner wants out

>>149704108
I'll call a midwife

>>149704108
Bud packed it in too well

>>149704124
I remember when I was in middle school somebody called me a fudge packer and I thought it meant "somebody who eats lots of fudge brownies" so I kept telling people that I was the biggest fudge packer around. my hockey nickname was fudge from that point on

big BIG

https://pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/Budself

>>149704151
Watching GDQ?

bud has to drive budself to school

>>149704151
Gay

>>149704163
Indeed.

>>149704168
not as gay as getting raped by bud
remember when bud raped you btw? it was on 04/17/2022

>>149704165
How can he drive without a license

>he asked if I remember a homosexual fantasy he has every day, which is a ridiculous thing to ask

keep it in your pants, lads

Gonna tell /cric/ about my most recent marner

>>149704200
>fantasy
need a reminder?
>>119500606
>>119500658
bud raped you
bud turned you into trb
bud1

>>149704209
that's bad advice for someone that needs to marner

>>149704209
much unlike the time bud raped xhe rb

>>149704147
Good on Mortin. Conny is cookin'

>>149704212
Well dont leave us out

why xhe so bubblin' n' boilin' kek

>>149704195
Mitch has a license and he published it on /hoc/ in a fit of autistic rage

>>149704212
They probably have their own guy from yorkshire or gujarat who they call that

>>149703893
What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?

>>149704241
>doxed some randie
>i'm le funny quirky tho
xhe rb tranny like mental illness on display for all

let us not forget that
bud1
mitch1

>>149704271
2true

>>149704236
It was like leberwurst. Real greasy one :)

>>149704254
I wasn't even in the room when that happened
And I have no idea who convinced you to docks yourself, Mitch Ryan, but he has my respect
>now, you keep pretending everyone in here is me when I'm gone, cause I also think that's hilarious.. keep being funny, Mitch

Just realized I forgot to add the beans to my dinner (one of like 5 ingredients) I ate two hours ago

new >>149704281

>>149704277
>docks
saar

>>149704280
You could eat it now for supper and pretend you're a Yuropeein

>>149704286
what? i left that in on purpose cause I can
>do you ever get letter grades from Forechannel??

>>149704195
He got a license in 2022 you retard try to keep up on bud lure

My name is Bud.