>Lap:
#7996

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149693507

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Horner out!
(Mekies in)
((Amx who knows))
(((T*rger still the devil)))

Don not reply to the dutchie meme

El oso pole

I just wanna grill

>>149698000
no pole, but numbers, close enough
i still own this general

piss ass tree will NEVER win a wdc

Who is the new team principal? Me?

horni

Hi, 30 year old zoomer here. What’s a VHS?

>>149697970 (OP)
Remember when in 2021 this was the norm?

>>149698054
>Me?
kies

>>149698024
her pussy reeks

>>149698024
pusi...

What is Max thinking right now?

>>149698054
>>149698062
>>149698081
CUM :D
( and early too! )

So what was Seb! doing at Red Bull not too long ago? Was he in on this?

daily reminder this guy will be seething and coping all summer break

fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate

>>149698106
>If you're not at least 10% body fat, than you're too fucking fat.
Written by a retard

>>149698024
Let me guess, Pirelli doesn't have this kind of girls anymore.

>medshitters

>>149697970 (OP)

>https://twitter.com/skysportsf1/status/1943021782769823835
Thoughts on the speech?

hmmm really anon?

>f1 happening
>has nothing to do with Ferrari
Boring who cares

first for hornyman

>>149698106
>Don't get a gf to stop being alone
lmao please kill yourself

death to mclel, as always

>>149698157
lay off the crisps and biscuits m8

Russel having to drive that shitbox RB would be kinda funny

Max Furstappen :3

kwabx pozzedstappen

>>149698024
I love women so much it's unreal

>>149698236
You didn't spot the issue with what I quoted. (Well there are two issues, but one of them is just a spelling mistake so let's ignore that)

>>149698236
But then how will he get fat enough to get a gf?

>>149698236
learn to read

This was all caused by RBR tolerating the LGBTQIAP+ community, if they hadn't hired Lesbians! none of this would have ever happened

>>149698442
learn to sneed

.

>>149698426
>return to the top
>nothing will change
Contradictory, thougheverbeit

>>149698474
what color is your happening?

>>149698482
lmao gottem

Strollbros how are we feeling?

>>149698515
pvre vvhite, obviovsly!

i used to think claire williams was sussie wolf

>>149698493
based ESL

>>149698474
no, this was caused by red bull hiring cutfags

>>149698024

>>149698555
close enough

>>149698580
PUSSY SHOT OOOOH

>>149698580
Absolutely based cameraman

>>149698555
an easy way to remember is that s*zie is satan's whore

>>149698580
they want the BWC

>>149698580

>>149698580
yep this is the clip

>horner gone
>max verstappen gone
>yuki tsunoda gone
>liam lawson gone
>isack hadjar promoted to red bull
>arvid linblad promoted to racing bulls
>newey gone
>head of strategy gone
>sporting director gone
>chief mechanic gone

It's not even the same team anymore. Especially if they hire a shitter like Russell as their new lead driver who has less than five wins despite having a top two car for the last five seasons

>>149698580
beautiful girl friend how are you¡ i llike you i love you i fill you and all day everyday you? please come to india i receive you

>>149697970 (OP)
What did hulkenburg say to piastri? I’m just seeing clickbait all over but o refuse to click.

https://streamable.com/pywn0t

>>149698594
>Equally, thank you to our rivals, with whom there would be no racing at all.
Written by a retard

>>149698326
Kelly moans UwU when they have sex

Finally, Horner is freed. What an absolute chad. Fuck Helmut and his band of scoundrels

gimi

>>149698024
Why does she have skinned knees?

Would you date a girl whose nudes anyone can google if you were a millionaire F1 team principal?

>>149698730
uummm: the speech

>>149698595

>>149698657
>Lindblyat and Isaack to Red Bull, RB sold
Are you guys ready for 3 unitedstatesian teams in F1?

>>149698809
use imagination

wtf is going on bros

>>149698813
No, I'd do it if I were a millionaire F1 driver.

>At least one of the meetings that sealed Christian Horner's future over the last 2 weeks reportedly involved Oliver Minztlaff and Max Verstappen
- ESPN UK

>>149698788
Does she feel a need to infantilise herself to compete with Penelope?

>>149698687
kek

>>149698894
HORNER TO FERRARI

>>149698194
vile looking woman

>>149698803
good morning I hate AI

>>149698813
As long as those nudes don't include a dude, sure

pajeets are corny if you disregard their weirdness

horner left because they told him hadjar would be promoted to red bull and he didn't want to have to work with cutfags

Why yes I work in F1, how could you tell?

>>149698975
I disregard pajeets entirely

>>149698803
>Boris Johnson
It knows!

>>149698813
No, but I suspect he had a thing for her since back in her prime and dating/marrying her was basically the closest he could get to making his dream come true

>>149698893

>>149698996
Shit I meant to reply to the Argentine >>149698687 but yeah same

>>149698986
Damn her friend mogs

>>149698986
Everytime you see a clip of Norris or Piastri walking around during a race weekend there's a bunch of fat women in orange following them
Why does McLaren hire so many fat women?

>>149698973
what if she's the dude tho

>>149698986
look at those beautiful... golfs behind them

>>149698894
Horner to Ferrari might make me consider not believing in them anymore...

I want to take ollie to Q3 later

>>149699053
I kinda like the fatties, also
>Americans

ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzsdHvIUoP0

>>149698979
he already worked with Weber retard

>>149698986
nice dugs

>>149698894
Habbening

>>149699053
Lily has a contract allowing her to slit the throat of any skinny women in a 30m radius of Oscar

>Belgium next

>>149699152
It’s going down

>>149699155
damn shes got a big ole mouth

>>149699152
I think the Merc suit is gonna work on amx

>>149699053
Hamilton has an ogre too

>>149699198
He will turn it back around to white suits and actual silver arrows

>>149699136
webber isn't cut

>>149698986
>dubbers
trash

.

>>149699252
he australian. weber and poztree are both cut. google it nigger

/biz/ idea
Verstappen/Hulkenberg at Mercedes

>>149699286
they don't look cut, I can usually tell if someone's cut just by looking at their face. Hadjar is a perfect example

>>149699316
NEVER NOT FUNNY
vale lily though. she was a qt

>Get in the fucking car, Yuki.

>>149699316
India superpower 2026

>>149699329
look closer

belgium next

Imagine amx with the Merc tank front suspension to al Hamil the competition

>>149699152
>>149699227
>Silver arrows
OG mercs were pure white.

>Welcome back Daniel, Max has been waiting for you the whole time

!!

its 10 pm here and im gonna make a pico de gallo for my half bag leftover nachos

t. edd fan

>>149699152
i'll accept this so long as merc is white, or at least silver again

>>149699349

update: burgers were not good.

>>149699528
Enjoy late-night pico, fren!

>>149698696
Nothing, Piastri said it to Hulk.
He asked him if he was disappointed that the first trophy he got was made out of LEGO.
It was clearly a joke, it just didn't land very well.

>>149699577

>>149699569
>Yes Charles, your father is always with you when you're driving the car
>Please do not go check the vats under maranello though

Am I missing any names?

>>149699642
Marko

2026 - 2030 Max
2031 - 2038 Antonelli

>>149698905
Don't

>work 20 years at one team
>love everyone, everyone loves you
>leave to get a promotion you think will never happen
>six months later your dream job opens up
KWAB

>>149699053
Team boss is a United Statesian

>>149699684
ToT

CHRISTIAN HORNER FIRED

>>149699675
Marko doesn't work for the team

>>149699684
Don't what?

>>149699528
Nice

>>149699738
>>149699789
DON'T!

>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race

>>149699715
Audi will surpass Red Bull in 2029. Cap this post.

>>149699715
his team is scoring more points tho

>>149699828
audi will die two years in

>There are people who believe PS3 will win the title this year
Why?

>>149699825
do you have a sheet on which line you have already posted that day?

Ollie!! and our nige

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qz4oMk3bUA

KWAB

>>149699939
>um, um, uh um, um, uhhhh, um
lmao this guy was rattled

ps3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149699939
should have showed this level of humility at some point after 2021 then maybe he's still lead them

>>149699939
He should've said that even in 20 years as team principal, his only regret was that he didn't get to FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.

>>149699553

>>149699939
"anyway I'm off to get some coco pops"

>>149699602
>>149699822
cheers

>>149699910
I forgot to add the image

>>149700078
TWINK FAGGOT

can someone explain why goblandonogs are so uppity?
>win home race
>people would rather chant NICO NICO NICO
>get so assmad you don't even spray the guy
KEK!

Fuck F1A

>>149699763
I think its about time we talk about gun violence

>>149700102
>caring about what drivers do off track
ngmi

>>149700141
remind me who crashed in the race before silverstone because he wanted to phase between the wall and the car?

Sooo is max staying?

>>149700093
malding ocunt fan

>>149700178
yeah I blocked Austria out of my memory as well

>>149698986
(coomer) energy recovery system

>>149700294
That stupid piece of jewellery that goes across her nose

>>149700220
'ate Ocon
'ate Ollie
simple as

>>149700215
Max is going to become the first drive/team principal

belgium next

Time for the Austin Tendie Schnitzel Soft White Bun Snack American (God bless) GP
again

>>149700178
who crashed in austria?

>>149700388
On July 8, 1944, a P-38 piloted by 23-year-old 2nd Lt. Henry Donald Mitchell of Harmon crash-landed in a deeply wooded area near Waldegg, Austria after a flight sweep to Vienna with the 48th Fighter Squadron.

Ron Dennis stays winning

>maxfags are still bawling over the team switch
I love your tears hahahaha

KWAB

>>149700320
Kamui?

>>149700479
>do all this
>gets invalidated by some random text you sent to a slag while drunk
kwab

>>149699815
>I've heard there's nonces around Milton Keynes, is that true?
What's our response?

>>149700215
if he wants power ( control the team ) then he is gonna stay
if he wants to win then hes gonna leave

simple as

>>149700479
kek, what a Brawn

>>149698657
>head of strat
strat mommy or is that someone else?

>>149700600
No he's referring to Will Courtenay who leaves at the end of 2025.
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/mclaren-announce-signing-of-will-courtenay-from-red-bull-as-new-sporting.1ax9nGwvPrLnlJlupxTNSp

>f1/ posts borgirs
>i get a crave for borgirs
>im a cheap fuck so I'll just make my own
>go a bit overboard
>slam half a kilo of skyr for good measure for protein gains
>am now full as fuck and it's been more than one hour already
>cant even enjoy a beer with bro
Damn you f1/

fun fact: red bull has never lost a WDC with horner as its TP

/ unsubscribe

>>149699477

the fuck? teleport.

/tp

>>149700440
Race inflation over seasons is such bullshit
Renders records like these and the win total absolutely worthless and meaningless

>VARdrid being rekt by the team who lost to fucking Botafogo
F1 related because all big teams except McLaren got rekt directly and indirectly by Hülkenberg

>>149700818
statfags get the rope

>>149699477
>>149700776
>yjk that as soon as P turns 18, they will become Malapink 2.0

>>149700818
The thinking man enjoys percentage based records.

>>149700776
max won

>>149700547
if you think that "invalidates" any of his achievements, you are a redditor and a retard

What will happen to us now?

>>149700944
Percentage and streak records are racist against neguinho

>>149700998
It might not be the right time
I might not be the right one
But there's something about us I want to say
gimi

>>149699976
i gathered he was more emotional and was using the ummms and uhhhs to compose himself

horny

man

>>149700998
we are ALL (yes that means YOU) mercedes fans now

>ynr lewis's infamous instagram story

>>149700998
sex

>DONT LET THE DOOR HIT'CHA WHERE GOD SPLIT'CHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4qDJX4uhM4

>>149701291
I don't remember it

>>149701291
>>ynr
I don’t

>>149701291
lewis is getting 23-1'd by lecuck, bro

>>149700944
>kwabmilt*n

Whats next for hornyman?

>>149701301
sex who?

>>149701375
sex

>>149701347
ofc he is, he fell off after abby dabby 21

>>149700721
2009

>>149701347
>23-1
So you've finally admitted it...
>>149701375
JAV cameraman and cleanup crew

>>149700947
>raising another mans kid
>gave up his speed for a kid
>not even a son
Not so sure…

I’m getting scared. This season isn’t going so well.

>>149701375
use imagination

>>149701375
A theme park called HornyLand

>>149701291

>>149701342
>>149701344
found the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

>>149701429
dont worry ps3 sister, p2 is still on the table

>>149701458
When did he start batting for the other team?

>>149701458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVqW0tlXTtw

>>149698580

>>149701473
around 2017, when his secret bf rosberg married vivanne and retired from f1

>>149701471
>ps3
Surely you jest

>>149698580
be honest, who jerked off to this just now?

>>149700697
>English muffin buns and unmelted cheese

>>149700479
>AD21 pic

>>149701473
Lewis’ first ralf experience was with tiger woods in fact. He had just been moved to the older boy chamber in the growth facility in antartica where they were both made. Tiger cornered him in the bunks and said “it’s hammer time”. The rest is history.

>>149701561

>>149701375
Book deal and orgies on a boat

>>149701561
basically this

>>149701575
the fuck , I thought the Neanderthals were extinct

>>149701605
You're thinking of the Netherlands

>>149701587
Who here will take one for the team and buy hornyman's tell all ghost written book to see if there are any funnies in it?

>horner a horny ahh dog
Not sure if disgusting or based.

why do you keep saying Max will go to Mercedes? Does he want to?

>>149701521
Its bolo do caco, much better
But the cheese Part, yeah, was a rookie mistake

Ollie! is straight

>>149700776
>Fake tits

>>149701666
of course he does, oh dark lord

>>149701666
kelly is pushing him towards mercedes because she wants the twink italian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qz4oMk3bUA

>>149701666
The alternative is going down with the sinking ship

>>149701706
But Mercedes is the Great Satan, it's the RB rival, it's the team where Max got his biggest rival (Hamilton). Why would any sane person go for their rivals team?

>>149701666
>red bull is about to hit the shitter
>new engine regs coming up with M*rc obviously going to dominate again
>t*rger desperately wants him
he'd be stupid not to

>>149701735
Mercedes are fine. Hamilton was the problem.

>>149700060
>after their olympic careers are over
>"REEEEE our team trainer diddled us!!"

>>149701735
DTS isn't real life, drivers aren't melodramatic queers.

>>149700776
Oh look, a prostitute working the street, getting impatient that no one is pulling up.

I'm feeling fruity so I'm having one of these bad boys and dried banana chips. Not even Max Verstappen or Toto Wolf has had this combination, thus my life > their life.

>>149701804
She is a very classy, very fertile, lady.

>>149701846
Oh look, an escort working the street, getting impatient that no one is pulling up.

>>149701859
>escort
I'll allow it, but you're on thin ice buddy.

>>149701870
sorry, a working lady

>>149701702
>fake
really? imagine getting fake tits and they're still small. kind of a waste

>>149701891
It's classy

>>149701845
Based simple pleasures enjoyer. Gonna bake some brownies later. Feeling a bit crazy, might put walnuts in em.

>>149701905
yeah but you waste money to look exactly how you'd look with your normal tits. like getting a bbl and still having a flat ass

>want to goon to smol QT 3.14 Mercedes mechanic girl
>not finding many shots of her
Unfair.

>>149701919
Very nice! Have you tried brownies with pecans?

>>149701957
is waglad dead?

>>149701958
No, but that sounds like a plan. Perhaps I will toast them first, with some salt.

>>149701428
Not to mention Kelly being an absolutely crazy, insecure and deranged stalker.
Definitely blew it when picking a wife.

We need discussion topics to occupy the next three weeks.
Which current F1 drivers would be Zeon, which would be feddies and which mobile suits would each pilot?

>>149702103
Max and Kelly aren't married and wont marry. They know it won't last.

>>149702112
I liked the period where RBR fielded the Nether and Tequila Gundams...

>>149702152
Fucking kek, I didn't think to specify UC only but holy shit that's funny. Fucking G Gundam really is like current F1 though...

>>149702112
Gundam is complete and utter shit now, bro (gqux)
That being said. Yuki is a feddie.

Who's the new team principal?

>>149702141
Yeah, but having a kid with someone is borderline the same thing, atleast for normal people. Rich folks are crazy.

>>149702186
>Fucking G Gundam
LMAO that was the funniest shit

Any decent vids about hornyman leaving?

>>149702188
Gquuuuuuuixixuxuxuckx is utter shit, yes, but it's also not UC so fuck it.
Every franchise in Japan right now is wanting to get in on getting a cash crab from letting Anno rape their IP, but they're not canon to anything but themselves and they don't ruin the proper franchises for me (Gundam, Godzilla, Kamen Rider).
>Yuki is a feddie.
I agree, as much as I don't want to because I'm a fan of Yuki, but yeah.
Hey'd put him into the latest abomination produced by Anaheim only for it to be a total piece of shit when piloted by anyone other than one guy...

>>149701702
They're not fake

Choose your character

>>149702278
i have seen the devil

>>149701642
this >>149701702

>>149702278
How many others besides myself wonder if it's actually Max's kid?

>>149702278
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>149702323
We won't know until we see it, but once we see it, we'll know...

>>149702306
Holy fuck, working for the FIA literally made him age twenty years and turned his hair grey.
I guess when you're in the fold with EU kiddie diddlers, WEF and money laundering schemes it really does take its toll on you...

>>149702332
No u

>>149702248

>>149702371
eww

>>149702397
pls do not disrespect cheems by associating with hornyman

>>149702411
You're right.

What's going on with alpine
is crashapinto still employed?

I think Hamilton still misses Nicole.

>>149702408
fixed it for you

>>149702505
nah she pooped in his toilet this one time, bridges were burned

Its over

>>149702371
Sorry brother that's silicone

>>149702408
True, she needs more of that true American Mar a Lago look

>>149701407
>So you've finally admitted it...
it was worth it; it was for that one race where every medshitter finished behind his teammate

>>149699637
>>Yes Charles, Jules is always with you when you're driving the car

>>149702801
utterly horrifying. please only post attractive women in the future

I’m seeing so many retards not realizing Horner was sacked because he and Max negotiated to come over to Mercedes as a package deal (Horner will be replacing Toto).

>>149702812
who are medshitters? list pls

>>149702862
Toto owns some Merc shares unlike Hornyman so i doubt it

>everyone on social media I see celebrating the news of Horny gone is female
Interesting

>>149702828
Yeah you are right, only American women can pull that off, and since Kelly is not, then neither should your culture be her accessory.

fun fact: poowey works for a cuckstomer team

>>149702907
Rolling for 6

>>149702907
>only American women can pull that off, and since
>Kelly is not
Kelly is Brazilian doe

>>149702947
pls do the needful and say what continent is brazil on

>>149702828
alba is too cute for /f1/

>>149702985
America

>>149702985
>Unitedstatesian recognizing America is a continent
You're an immigrant, aren't you

>>149703027
no, my family came to jamestown in 1610

lots of post numbers with strikethroughs today

>>149703061
More like Provincetown in 1969

>>149702907

>>149703027
We don’t call Argentinians “Republicans” or Brits “United Kingdomians”. Idk why latinx always think they are making some clever point by seething about us being called Americans. We are more important than your continent. That’s why you are speaking american and not mexican right now.

>>149702883
Mercedes-Benz UK, Toto and Ineos each own a third.

>>149703101
not that nigga but
>United Kingdomians
gonna use that

>>149703101
>you are speaking american

>>149703101
Argentina is an Italian/Germanic country. Colapinto is the only aryan driver on the grid.

>>149703134
I don't get it

>on topic post
>gets deleted
yeah, dead "general", fucking childish
death to 4th worlders jannies, mercedes , mclaren and hamilton

Am just here enjoying the chaos

>>149703246
Roll images are against the rules thougheverbeit

>>149703134
>inside the door

Why are the pretty(storge not eros) girls so bad at racing?

>>149703134
Just two racists getting the job done.

>>149702478
Dunno. Has Flavio's coke delivery been seized by customs or not?

>>149703332
considering she's the youngest and a rookie she's doing pretty decent

>The dramatic sacking of Christian Horner as boss of Red Bull had a secret tragic backdrop: his first wife died just ten days earlier after a long battle with cancer, MailOnline has learned.

>Beverley Allen, 58, who was the mother of the fired F1 boss's teenage daughter, passed away at her Cotswolds home last Monday, two years after first being diagnosed with eye cancer.

>>149703379
grim
when it rains it pours i guess

Fistin Horny of Dead Bull Racing was creamed today by Headmutt Fuckhole, leaving driver Maxwashed Shitstappen and Youpee Shitnoda out in the cold, what will happen now? - F(uck)1 News

why is hornyman out such a big deal idgi rb is already dead af

>>149702351
kino cinematography

>>149701458
those are both men

>>149703291
I thought that this is American website and as long you don't talk shit about Jews you can enjoy freedom :(

>>149703453
He's been running the shitshow since the start. That's why it's a big deal.

>>149703379
>his first wife died
yeah I'm sure he's really upset about that

>>149702306
>arrows and minardi
so he dealt with jos back in the day. this makes me think max is staying

More time at home to spend with the wife and kids (and 19 year old stepdaughter)

Yesterday a small bird crashed against a glass door at my work, the poor thing hit it so hard it woke me up from my boredom. He was barely moving, rocking slightly from side to side, not making a single sound, as I walked over to him I realized he had broken his neck. He was dead 3 minutes later, and the cleaning lady picked his corpse up and put it in a trash bag. This was an omen for things to come, Horner's news broke out hours later. Red Bull Racing might never win nothing ever again after this.

>>149703662
Do the son's schoolmates bully him over his mothers nudes?

>>149703662
>https://youtu.be/4rFeR2L14Es
I remember that bitch being on top gear and had a long list of no goes for a man. One was you had to be exceedingly tall.

>>149703662
I dislike Geri's top.
>the egg shell clashes with the white trousers
>needs something like a blouse underneath
>oddly shaped cutouts at the sides
>sleeves are too long
What can I do to resolve this tragedy

>>149703662
Do the son's schoolmates bully him over his fathers nudes?

>>149703772
They have a lot of material to chose from

>>149703642
its his daughter mother he probably is

>>149703226
RB finally realised they don’t have a driver problem.

>>149703810
from the way my dad talks I think he would laugh if he heard my mom died. but not all splits are that acrimonious I guess.

>>149703851
they have a cutfag problem (hadjar)

>>149703810
he's not the type to give a shit

wow so almost everyone who built the team to be great left or were sacked
what a shitshow HAHAHAHAHA shit bull collapsing

>>149703851
What they really have is a car problem, caused by a leadership problem (and maybe a little post newey engineering problem, but he left because of Horner combined with what I imagine was an ass load of money from Aston martin, so it still comes down to leadership.).
The car was good in 2023. Then worse in 2024, and they decided to go all in on their better driver (reasonably).
But they have, somehow, made the car worse even for the better driver, and essentially undrivable for a normal human being.

Who the fuck did hornyman bang or try to bang?

>>149701702
this will guarantee me replies

>>149704114

>>149698868
>Cadillac
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149704114
newey's daughter

I still miss Marlboro you stupid cocksucking twinkle toe gaping anus faggots

>>149704114
the toaster

HE WON

i still miss her….

>>149704230
max wishes he could be as cute as her

>>149704142
who

>>149703379
>Get eye cancer
>Dies
What the fuck lads, I didn't even knew eye cancer was a thing

I miss the v8 era. The v10s were better cars but aside from '11 and '13 there was always something amazing happening during the season, if not in most races.

>>149704262
Fiona Hewitson

>muh vee ates
EV will take over and you VILL replace your cückbustion trash

FE WILL PREVAIL

>>149704282
globohomos love v10s now

Ferrari

>>149704060
>The car was good in 2023
Not wasn't.
Ignore Max's results
Look at Perez.
The car was near undrivable 1/2 way through the season.

Anyone here been to an F1 arcade? What do I spend my Hülkenbucks on?

>>149704442
>What do I spend my Hülkenbucks on?
Hookers and drugs

>>149704413
The car was good. It wasn't really as crazy as it may have seemed with how max was dominating with it, but it was a good car.
"good" here being "not bad". I didn't call it fantastic.
Their current car is shit, and the only reason they have any points is because cause verstappen could be put on a tricycle and probably end up mid field (barring a fuck up by him or race strategy).

>>149704442
Any fun?

>>149704442
You are a fucking dumbass lmfao

>>149704282
trvth nvke, the 2006 ferrari f248 is the best-looking machine of the v8 era

>>149704504
Why?

>>149704485
not even the fifth fastest car, bro

>>149704485
tfw no f1 tricycle race around monaco

How would he do in the 2nd redbull

>>149704712
2010-2017-era Vettel: Solid P4 in the WDC right now, would've scored P2 or possibly P1 in 2022-2024 easily.
2018 - current Vettel: Slightly better than Checo/Lawson/Yuki.

>>149704712
less points than Hulkenburg in a sauber

>>149704485
>Here's your most successful F1 car ever bro.

>>149704442
400 and you get a McLaren

Which team principal gets sacked next?

>>149704648
And? I didn't say it was the fastest, or even the best in any manner. I said it was "good".

>>149704789
>not even the fifth fastest car
>good
pozfag logic knows no limits

>>149704829
And yet the car got a 1/2 driver championship finish, and first place constructor championship by over twice second place.
Maybe speed isn't everything in a discipline that isn't drag racing.

>>149704767
Not Vasseur, hopefully.

>>149704648
>AMX on pole at japan, saudi, miami, britain and wins at japan and imola
yeah, fifth fastest car, kek

Miss him every day

I had sex with Jenny.

gimi

jorj will beat both goblin and piastree and win in hungary

>>149704485
amxfags are so retarded

>>149704874
starts just aren't the same without him either making 8 passes in the first few corners or crashing

>>149704915
what happens in belgium? belgium is next

>>149704874
KMAG was necessary for F1; these rookie shitters dont know how to properly cause chaos and race hard

>>149704915
he's beyond ass

>>149704882
sounds like a slut
>>149704935
last i heard, they’re planning a war with the Dutch

>Horner and Briatore in the same team is high probability

>>149704954
Liam does. When asked about his multiple homicide in spain he said
“ Thats fucking racing right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for Crofty bullshit. Men puke, men poop in their cars, men deliver their new born baby in the pit lane. Fucking hard core dick in the ass grazie ragazzi puro pinche race time shit. Take it to parc ferme. Dicks get shoved in places you don't even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Formula 1 is back baby!!!”

>>149703665
Your CIA drone just malfunctioned is all

good on RB, i've always liked Meki-
>"Laurent Mekies has been appointed CEO of Red Bull Racing. Alan Permane, former sporting director of Lotus F1, Renault & Alpine has been appointed Team Principal"
alright then.
i mean /ourguy/ Lotus almost won the 2012 season.

>>149705039
gimi

>>149704874
him Bottas & Kvyat were my favorites

>>149700776

>>149705039
One of my favorite pozfag episodes of all time is when the globohomos spent years carefully crafting this "iceman" personality for Raikkonen, and then one day it turned out he was a complete sperg and pozfags just went along with it as if nothing had happened and simply updated their protocol to adapt to the new narrative

>>149704882
>I had sex with Jenny.
badangelsjennyx? Lucky you

>>149697970 (OP)
>Horner out!
Now serving up 500 hours of severe depression.

>>149705231
i do not understand this post.
help me understand.

>>149705231
he was called the iceman because he is from finland, which is a cold and snowy country. get your facts right pozboy

>Max CHILton
>isn't called Chillman
wtf

So this is why the Max Camp is talking to Mercedes.
They knew Christian Horny was gonna get sacked.

>>149705231
MEDS
E
D
S

>>149705270
It's the schizophrenic rambling of an Indian.
I'd just ignore him.

>>149705297
what the hell is this real?

>>149705317
Its real. Lets hope mclaren is next.

>>149704955
atleast he knows how to keep his car on track, kek

why r ppl so mean 2 drivers here? they r trying their best

>>149699569
RedBull me on him. Really feels like putting anyone that has worked Ferrari in the past decade into any important position is a bad idea.

>>149705445
Shut up Lando.

>this is the photo the OFFICIAL FORMULA 1 account used to drop the news
shame theres no races happening imagine what the bong media are saying about the most hated englishman in history.

>>149700547
Only DTS babby retards think the was fired because of his sexts. C’mon.

>>149705476
fight
fight
FIGHT

>>149701666
RedBull is fucking dead. All the people who made it great and dominant are gone, the team is shambles, the car is shit and no one has a clue to how to fix it. On top of that they just lost the glue sticking the cracked Titanic together because Jos is a stupid nibber just before 2026 and the team is now in disarray. More key people will leave, this was just the first domnio. On top of that the Ford engines are going to be probably the worst piece of shits ever put in an F1 car.
So yes. If AMX has any braincells (and he does) he leaves.
Either Hornyr was sacked because AMX already told RB that he’s leaving or as a last-ditch effort to keep him around. But as the ship comes down crashing, he won’t stay anyway.

>>149705509
Pretty sure Ford is only doing The electronics of the power unit package.
Not that makes it any better.

>Either Hornyr was sacked because AMX already told RB that he’s leaving or as a last-ditch effort to keep him around.
I'm curious on the outcome of that.
Max is making it seem it's already done.

Maxcedes
Merstappen

>>149705470
JUST

>I can watch full races via f1tv with my VPN running without problem
>but I can't watch f1 videos on YouTube
Why is f1 so fucking gay?

>>149705544
For the aforementioned reasons I really doubt he has any incentive to stay on a ship that won’t even be in the midfiled in 2026. Kinda sad he’s not going after Newey to Aston.

how did he do it?

>>149705621
Movig teams before a regulation change would be pretty risky.
But if the RV engine guys let it slip "the engine is shit man" I could see Max moving.

The rumor mill in F1 is crazy.
I know a F1 Aero Guy who has all sorts of info before we see it
He knew Lewis was leaving about a week before we knew.

>>149698193
Red Bull is screwed this is Alpiss or Rarri 2 in the making

>>149705295
Isn't this the guy who became a wagie normalfag after being a F1 driver? I remember seeing LinkedIn screenshots about it in the past. Maybe it was another driver though, but from the same era.

>>149705459
Redbull has no one do they decided to hire the guy who worked for Toro Rosso and Binnotto Ferrari

>"he got fired because of weiner shots!"
>"he got fired because max was upset!"
I think he got fired because if max drops out of third he has the option to exit the team without violating his contract, and he's only 18 points ahead of fourth.

>>149705445
so tru

>>149705704
who gives a shit about violating his contract, the penalty is like 10 million dollars, which mercedes makes in 2 seconds

>>149705726
The people that don't want to lose verstappen when their car is a giant piece of shit, and have the power to fire Horner probably care.

does SOMEONE care to explain to me why I lost so much interest in F1 over the last 3 years? Well, I'm waiting.

>>149705742
Latifi, Kmag, Mick, zhou, perez, bottas, all gone :(

>>149705770
Yeah but now we have a whole bunch of rookies that crash as soon as it gets a little bit humid!!!

>>149705782

i read EVERY thread and saw only maybe ONE picture of who this woman is (because max's dad is piping her)

Now that he’s free from the shackles of red bull, he’s free to sext as many women as he wants

>>149705811
Ive got the cash put aside and I'm just waiting to sign up to the Hornyman Alpha Male course.

Sorry
This >>149705920 to >>149705877 here

>>149705742
i hope it's because you have more important things going on in your life, anon

>>149705742
F1 really started to decline once the Red Bull dark ages started.

>>149705241
Jenny XJ9

ded to mclel

>>149705960
based

>people still support the nafri team
why

>>149705960

Reminder that this is what being a RedBull/Max fans does to a mofo

>>149706046
you edited out his fat gf
(censoring his accomplishments)

who is she

>>149706076
helen of troy

>>149706076
kelly piquet

>>149706068
It would distract too much from the point I was trying to get across t bh

>>149706076
merchant

>>149705231
Every F1 driver is a sperg.

>>149705742
They fucked up most things I liked about it. It's impressive how much they fucked everything up. Of course they make more money now, fuck this gay clown planet. Just some things that I hate
>forcing F1 unrelated celebrities down my throat
>aversion to anything dangerous (rain, refueling, thumbtack on track, halo garbage)
>shit director work (5000 shots of fans, missing important moments, prioritizing ads over good shots)
>bitch nigga swear word ban
>Lewis bringing American poltics into the sport
>sandbox mudslime tracks
>shit tracks
>soi drivers
>too many races
>sprint bullshit
>grid girl ban
>cuck stewards
>cuck commentators
>cuck cars
>cuck budget cap
>cuck DTS/Brad Pitt fan influx

>no one remembers the F1 movie
Good.

>>149706135
>>too many races
ayo this guy hates racing lmao

>>149706135
yeah.
the halo is ok though.

>>149706175
ya never understood this particular coomplaint by fans
you can't spare a few extra weekends to watch or something? How does it make a difference over a whole year? It would make sense if it was some pit crew wagie asking for fewer races

>>149706175
At some point adding a new race dilutes the value of all races race more than its own addition provides. This graph (Stevenage University study) proves it.

as with any sport, data and analytics ruined the sport
(anal)

>>149706262
this has been debunked by me

source: i made it up

>>149698024
hey that's my picture

>>149706175
Maybe you understand the principle better if I give a different example

>>149706272
you're deboonkening has already been doubledeboonked

>>149706280
just had a quarter pounder, tick me for one burger chef

>>149706280
you cant deboonk your own deboonking

source: kindergarten

>>149706322
>getting what you need at a Kindergarten
You're nicked, pal.

>>149706020
They are the drink company so people can actually afford what they sell

u dumb
me smrat

WE WON, FEMALEBROS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHHAHAH

feeling cute

bros can’t be female fyi

just took a FAT fucking shit

>>149706490
they can get close though.
(f1 related)

fucking retards

>>149706521
excuse me but I'm just a retard, I don't fuck currently (like Horner since the chats leaked)

just took a skinny fucking shit

>>149706553
gotta up your penne salmon game

>>149706553

besides max leaving ( which is gonna happen literally in a couple of weeks ) whats the worst thing that can happen to rb?

MAX is leaving Red Bull.
There's no other explanation for Horner getting fired.
Redbull is the 2nd fastest team and has the 2nd highest wins in 2025.
There's no way it was performance related.

>>149706564
they hire logan sargeant to replace him

the Verstappen to Mercedes move is more obvious than the Russell to Mercedes move at this point.
i hope him and the Italian twink get along.

>>149706564
Literally Max leaving.
There's nothing worse to happen.
Without Max, Redbull is dead last.

>>149706575
should they hire a higher ranking logan?

i don't want to doubt El Plan but the whole situation with Alonso at AM feels strikingly similar to Rodgers with the Jets.

>>149706566
not even the 9th fastest car, bro

>>149697970 (OP)
Why is this guy getting fired a big deal?

t. Does’t know anything about F1

>>149706575
close! its if they hired Mazepin.

>>149706622
he's been the Team Principal (F1 equivalent of a coach, crew chief) ever since Redbull started making F1 cars.
so he's been the guy in charge for every single one of their 8 championships.
and now he's out.

>>149706564
Unironcally Max leaving and more exodus of key staff because they likely begin gutting the organization also can't forget Red Bull killing it's engine division

>>149706564
>>149706646
I fully see Red Bull turning into another Alpiss or Ferrari 2(Austrian abortion edition) the team will become dominated by politics and blame with a Austrians and Thais getting angry about the lack of progress and someone always close to the hatchet its going to be a culture of fear Horny was respected at the factory I gather because he would take bullets for his employees and was untouchable

would you drive the Infiniti FX50 Vettel edition that both he & RB personally had a hand in the design of?

>>149706175
He's right though there's too many races at too many shitty tracks.

>>149706658
>the team will become dominated by politics
I think that will stop once max, josh and marko leave the team, I unironically believe thats the best outcome for rb because they ( marko and josh ) are the ones who like to argue with everyone and are hungry of power, I think the main struggle will come from the lack of top talent meaning that they will have to suffer for 10 or so years like how mclel did recently till they finally get their shit together

>>149693507
>>149693507
>>149693507
IN IN IN

>>149706711
are you retarded?

>>149706711
dumbass nigga

>>149706716
>>149706724

>>149706692
just dont watch them.

>>149706685
>Vettel
Does it use both face & voice recognition AI to verify whether I've said "black lives matter" out loud while doing the raised fist before it starts the engine? Do I have to father one child every ten thousand miles or else it goes into lockout mode?

>>149706738
nah it was when he was a cool asshole

>>149706750
Oh sweet.

No United Statesians post below this line
________________________________

the anon above me sucks off zac brown daily

w0w HH

fuck you.

the anon above the anon above me seethes at this image

>>149706788
Do people really care about generations? I thought it was a meme

SOON

>>149706794
No not really. Generations are horoscopes for the mentally challenged.

Caddy actually bothered to dig up Graeme Lowdon to be Team Principal so he may have something going for him.

>>149706814
Ricciardo is better than Bottas

>>149706825
>oceania cope

What would you say to him

Well, see you next thread
I am heading off to bed
Hopefully I wake up and not end up dead
It would cause dread as I am a newlywed
My wife’s a sped but she give damn good head
I make the bread and I keep my kids fed
Time to take a med

>>149706836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paq6sVkkEg0

>>149706836
thank you for making troonstappen trannies seethe and dilate

>>149706836
>"why did you throw a fit & act like the stewards broke the rules when Max won in 2021 even though they did not in fact break the rules? that was a bit silly."

>>149706836
"cunt"

>>149698595
wtf I love Williams now

>>149706566
>2nd fastest team
Mercedes and Ferrari were faster

>>149706836
>"Hey George! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>*Hangs up*

>>149706853
this is very funny because he has the exact same pattern of behavior as your average internet troon. he's a massive cunt and yet cries foul every chance he gets.

death to mclel, mercedes, jorj, and poo in the loo as always

Feelin Patriotic

>>149706897
>>149706897
>>149706897

>>149706794
Someone born in 1955 will have a different attitude than someone born in 1970, but hair splitting over what exact year you go from one generation to another is bullshit.

>>149702346

>>149706694
We see I'm hedging the shareholders will think they know how to run a F1 team better then people in f1

>>149698942
You are a gay vampire that sucks cum, not blood.

Kys faggot night walker, step out into the sun.