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LAD: Michael Kopech underwent surgery this week to repair a torn meniscus in his right knee
ATL: Ronald Acuña Jr. (back) is in the lineup for Wednesday’s contest against the Athletics
PHI: Bryce Harper went 4-for-6 with a solo homer and three doubles on Wednesday, powering the Phillies to a 13-0 rout of the Giants
ATH: Jacob Wilson (hand) is not in the lineup for Wednesday’s game against Atlanta
MIL: Jackson Chourio singled in the winning run in the bottom of the 10th as the Brewers outlasted the Dodgers 3-2 on Wednesday
CLE: Guardians re-signed LHP Kolby Allard to a one-year contract
ARI: Diamondbacks recalled LHP Andrew Saalfrank, optioned RHP Bryce Jarvis to Triple-A Reno
DET: Zach McKinstry has been added to the American League roster for next week’s MLB All-Star Game

Anime

'stros

This Yankee pitchers name is hitler. That shit was definitely changed at Ellis Island arriving in the US.

>>149703442
Winky the line has fallen!! m < 0!!!!

Mets want to get rid of Vientos for more pitching.

Yankees

>nintendo switch 2 patch
Holy soulless

>>149703463

yeah the top left quad is absolutely stacked this season for whatever reason. i might dig into some year over year numbers tonight

Yankees.

COME ON HITTLER LETS GET SOME STRIKEOUTS

>>149703442
/we/ moved down almost half a run allowed per game

>be first in the AL
>still can't fill their park over 50%
Is everyone in Michigan poor and live paycheck to paycheck?

>>149703469

yeah the top left quad is absolutely stacked this season for whatever reason. i might dig into some year over year numbers tonight

Schlittler looks good.

What did Andrew Abbott mean by this?

Padres, Rangers, and Jints all won their weeb nights. Meanwhile the Doggies got their season cursed by theirs.

>>149703504
BLEW IT RIGHT BY THAT DARKY HEIL HITTLER

>>149703493
that used to be the Mariners' home last season

>>149703527
That's me in the back smiling btw.

>>149703523

>you’re watching television. suddenly you realize that your billion dollar franchise has lost six games in a row…

>>149703537
meant to reply to this >>149703517

>>149703527
Who's the skinny white one next to emiru?

this is /mlb/

Here it comes.

Jesus what happened

Belli slap! :)

not wasting anytime on baseball tonight gg yanks

>>149703577

me in the back

alright which one of you fuckers made a monkey's paw wish that seattle's offense would improve

It’s almost as if Dominguez should have been leading off this whole time.

>Mets Os game is postponed so ESPN is just showing all the games
Hell yeah this is giving me MLB Network vibes. Wish I still had that channel.

I just turned the game on

huh. runs AND xbh down

Mariners ain't it....

>>149703654
/we/ will finish 2 games out of the wildcard like always. Eternal purgatory in Seattle

>you sit down with friends to enjoy an evening meal. you bite into your cheeseburger and realize someone has covered it in ointment…

>>149703677
No….NO!!!

new rule proposal: make all hall of fame inductees name their single favorite player growing up. if 5 hall of famers name someone who's not already in the hall of fame, he gets inducted

Why are the Reds even trying lol do they really think they can come back and top my cubbies?

>>149703716
Fuck the blonde
Marry the kooky in the middle
Kill the fatso on the right

>>149703712
You could simplify it by allowing hall of famers to have a vote instead of being solely controlled by “Baseball Writers.”

>>149703557
https://www.instagram.com/celebi.cos/

>still no news about Burrs injury
Tommy John confirmed.
>bad guys all winning today
Is it...dare I say it ....over?

> "who, us? change the balls?"

>you go to the concession stand at your favorite ballpark and order a snack. the woman behind the counter smiles as she hands you a bag of roasted crickets…

>>149703712
A-rod bros we found our loophole

ITFCB

now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>149703747
Get their ass Winky.

>>149703745
I used to fuck a girl with a similar face. She would let me choke her, slap her around and lick her butthole.

>>149703592
jeremy hefner can fix him

>>149703716
Found spammy

>>149703712
absolutely fucking not
we NEED 82 year old self-important boomer gatekeepers to decide who gets in
>Ken Griffey Jr? Not on my first ballot!

>>149703804
why are his feet so tiny??

>>149703762
N-no plain tendies?
>Captcha: HH8YY
Hitler is doing well so far.

Anthony Retard

Attaboy Volpe

holy fuck canzone what a throwzone

>>149703804
dang THIS guy gets to fuck cubspie???

>>149703784
you've never had sex.

Kek Volpe literally cannot do anything right

>volpiss

Jasson Genius

>you go to a game of chicago cubs baseball

Piece of shit

>>149703784
>girl does cosplay, is total whore
yeah anon, she does cosplay

kek

What did the next Derek Jetah do this time?

>dodgers lose
>lay down and take a nap
>wake up
>dodgers still lost
>mfw
what's the most kino ballgame being played right now?

>>149703829
We'll give you Suarez and Cease if you don't want Volpe, throw in a catcher! Also take back Wandy Peralta back too.

>>149703770
>utah
>44444 is a real zip code in ohio
reeeeeeee

>>149703873
He hit a bullet to right and got a hit but canzone barehanded the carom off the wall perfectly and gunned him down at second by a mile

>>149703876
lol it might be this >>149703868

>>149703527
far left reminds me of my ex

>>149703868
lel

CRAWFORD TAKES THE SHORT PORCH

>>149703825
Sorry you've never had young, thin, clean pussy to eat

Msbros uncock the shotty and loosen the nooses!

>>149703868
What a Hall of Fame performance by the Rockies

>crawford hits 92mph fairly soft double into the corner
>carries out at yankee stadium
this park is a farce

>>149703901
when was the last time you had sex?

>>149703900
and julio immediately strikes out afterward
only a masochist can watch this team daily

posting highlights against the rockies is just cheating, it's like posting a video of yourself beating up a disabled person thinking it makes you look stronger

>>149703906
nope /we/ only score solo homers and we won't hit 3 more against this guy

>>149703913
It doesn't have the same aura and charisma as the old one since the last ring they won

>>149703926
not when it's uniquely memorable enough

>>149703927
tough day for Metsineriants nation

>>149703922
I'm just barely old enough to remember the 2001 team. Been a lifetime of pain and disappointment

What's the worse that can happen if you get traded to Marlins or Rays? You basically live in Florida, meaning less tax income and cheap houses. Feels like a win to me if I was a struggling pitcher or hitter just to play for Marlels/Rays.

>>149703945
humidity, mosquitoes, Floridians…

JAZZIAN BLAST

>>149703920
Couple weeks back. Sexy ass hot latina milf, she was rubbing and riding my face so hard I went to breath in some oxygen through my noise and almost drowned sniffing in her wet pussy juice. Thats how wet i had her pussy.

Did the Giants bring in a knuckleballer in the 9th for relief?

JAZZED
>>149703877
You can have Escarra.

>>149703945
The Marlins probably have the weakest fanbase in the big four sports. They legitimately don't have fans. Also both teams play on artificial turf.

>>149703868
How is this real?

Are the Tigers good or just play in the worst division in baseball.

>>149703965
Yeah but I heard Publix tender subs pretty good.....

Jizz Chasm

Where's that racist yankeefag that was asshurt about Jazzz being on the team during the playoffs last season these days?

>>149703996

>>149703996
I can confirm.

>>149703996
>tendies
>on my sammy
ononono
in this house we eat chicken cutlets

POLO

>>149703996
publix sandiwches are so fucking overrated
i'd rather save a few bucks and get subway

>>149703927
That’s two!
>gave up another one award thoughever :(

>memeiners funko pop night
You guys make this too easy, I say as Polanco hits a homer.

>>149704044
wait they're more expensive than subway? lel

The Balkies just balked

I thought the Mariners were good

Where are all the cusb fans??

give those cubbie bears a chance

Cusb will bootyblast the Jankmees but with one condition. Do not think or remind about Babe Ruth's called shot.

My Jays could use a guy like him. How 'bout it Twinkies?

>>149704070
/we've/ had around 25 starts by AAA-tier guys due to SP injuries. a few good outings but they've mostly sucked

>>149704075
vgh..

>>149704098
No

>>149704046
the funko company is based in seattle

>>149704101
That's the most perfect bounce I've ever seen. Need to hear the play by play call of both sides

>>149703557
Celebi.cos

>>149704101
Imagine the relay throw beamed a giant in the head when they come off the dugout to celly

>>149704101
What type of pitch is this!? Is that a Knuckleball or just an extremely slow curve?

it's a position player pitching you absolute fucking mong

>bad guys still winning

Stop.

look guys i'm just saying i've never seen cal raleigh and doug funnie in the same room

ATOBTTR

>>149704158
What game?

>>149704129
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1942804374268350681

don't post that before marty would've said it. not even gonna give you a (You)

>>149704170
Dodgers got swept again tho

>>149704217
don't care about ninny league

>get home from work
>check scores
>dodgers lost again
HA!

>>149704211
sorry sir

god that takis wendys shit doesn't even LOOK appetizing...not even in its own fucking commercial

My Doggie Doos

2 homer day for my Jazz

SEE YAH!!!

JAZZED
>>149704122
Was the i can has cheezburger cat born there too?

>>149703985
South Florida in general has awful fairweather fans. They don't give a fuck unless a team is winning titles

>>149704243
No the Keyboard Cat is from Spokane

>>149704244
For the longest time i didn't know where Miami was and assumed it was further north.

>>149704243
Eric Nakagawa was a co-founder of that meme/site and he was a minority owner in the Mariners for a few years

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149704233
Looks like something I would order during an alcoholic bender back in the day.

>>149703887
Jetah wouldn't have done that!

>>149704100
Case in point, AAA guy goes 4.2 and gives up 14 balls hit 98+ mph

Attaboy Tucker

>>149704144
Knuckleball, you can see that the seams don't move so the ball isn't spinning

>>149704233
I only ever tried the blue Takis and it was absolutely disgusting. Could taste the food dye.

Attaeye Seiya

>>149704244
they aren't fairweather fans of the marlins, they're either retires who are already fans of the local team where they moved from, or hispanic immigrants who follow their national team/players

>Adolph Schlittler

>>149704233
reminded me of this shit. looks vile

https://youtu.be/bNcJQrIuKl0?t=874

>>149704298
fits very well with that soulless city

>>149704298
yes they are fairweather
they don't show up or watch when the marlins suck
they show up for the rare playoff games

>>149704251
Didn't know that, but that's cool. Your whole state is a breeding ground for memes.
>>149704258
I actually looked that up, fucker.

>Oh sweet my teams closer is announced as an Allstar replacement
>replaces my teams Allstar starting pitcher
Well that was fun to have 2 Allstars as a team 13 games over .500 while it lasted

>>149704327

>>149704244

>>149704308
i hate that attention is valuable enough for these fuckers to waste food

Attaboy Buschie Attaboy Dansby

>>149704340
I thought of this as well but they still don’t even care.

>>149704234
nice dog

>>149704343
i recently learned how much youtube people make, like the mid-level ecelebs with 100k subscribers and it blew my mind. i thought it was like a hundred bucks per video but lots of them make mid 6 figures making a weekly video. If you get to a million subscribers you're rich

>>149704233
mexicans seem to love it

Attaboy Nico

Randy can hit past the little league fence too

>>149704304
He had a good outing, hopefully the bullpen doesn't blow it, I say as Arozarena hits a home run.

>>149704356
Trump needs to raise taxes on those freaks

RRRRAAAANNNDDDDDYYYYYY

National League are 2025 ASG winners. Screencap this. No jinx.

Every outing I see of Loaisiga, he's giving up a homer

>>149703644
Manfred unjuiced the balls this year. What a retard he was for messing with that in the first place. I’m really glad it backfired on him. He just did it because he was pissed the Royals won a World Series playing small ball.

>>149704374
i'm sure they all write off massive expenses related to making content

I couldn't watch it today, but the Blaze lost again. There's like 10 games left in the season, their so done.

>>149704390
nah 2014 was the last non-juiced season, he did it because game times were getting astronomical and offense was dead

>>149704400
*they're

>>149704400
anybody leak any vids of players shitting or pissing?

>>149704401
i had NL season tickets 2014-2016. left most games early cuz it would be 2:45 gametime in the top of the 7th. not staying for that shit on a monday-thursday and getting home after midnight

>>149704356
I'm sure they adjust the amount they give depending on economic factors from wherever the videos are produced or whatever fuckery they do to hide from prying eyes. there are plenty of youtubers from shithole countries with millions of subscribers and it's obvious they aren't making that kind of money.

>>149704400
when are they going to put their game worn uniforms on sale to raise funds?

Glad the Dodgers had a buffer between them and the division contenders. Players need to have a meeting during the off day and get out of their funk.

>>149704390
Ur mum juiced my balls this year lel

>>149704419
I wanna fuck you

>>149704417
read that the video content matters. financebros apparently make bank because they get big money advertisers. video game people don't make much

>>149704416
yeah it got pretty brutal for a few seasons there. it's still weird how fast the pitch clock just became a natural-feeling part of the game

>>149704419
they need to go home and decompress. no need for a meeting. they all know what's going on.

>>149704421
my mom is 57 and obese anon i think you can do better

>>149703497
Hololive Night at Yankee Stadium when?

>>149704433
the 2 things i railed against for years were
>batters stepping out and adjusting gloves/pads between pitches
>relief pitchers facing one batter and getting pulled
everyone bitched about the clock and the 3 batter rule but they're great rules and improved baseball

>>149704437
I'd throw her a bang

>>149703527
Dodgers won on One Piece Night.

>>149704418
I think they are actually planning on selling game worn jerseys. I saw something about that on instagram iirc

All star catch Julio.

>>149704416
Sox-Yanks was 4 hours

>>149704324
they show up when their favorite team comes to town, which means splitting your potential fanbase into 29 (let's face it, like 15) chunks. the away team always has a cheering section
>t. went with Yankees fans in college

>>149704459
think they'll sell panties or bras?

>>149704471
No i do not think they'll do that.

>>149704441
I hate every single one of you.

>>149704445
For as much shit as Manfred gets, he's definitely is the best commish of the 4 major sports. He made the game better for the viewer. I def watch more baseball than the pre-covid years.

>>149704473
not even if they happen to be stained with a little accidental in-game peepee?

>>149704481
put the phone down rob

i have been such a fat worthless faggot bitch lately

>mariners giving up 10 again
just heem us bruh

AI Slop Night at Yankmee Stadium. Who says no?

>>149704494
you're just like me fr

>>149704501
They're playing AI slop right now.

>>149704481
everyone praised adam silver cuz the nba connected with zoomer adhd social media audience. nba is horrible now tho

You're not supposed to pitch to Judge

its raining in nyc

>>149704517
game was already over
/we/ ain't scoring 7, def not scoring 9

go indians!!

>>149704533

Thinking bout buying a hat from a different team off amazon

>shut out pirates for 27 innings
>give up 30 runs to yankees in 27 innings
sodo mojo

>>149704519
only in new york!

>still calling them the indians
oof

>>149704539
here u go, king

>>149704498
>>149704511
I always found it interesting how both Randy and Ichiro both wore 51. Too bad Griffey Jr. hates us, but I understand why.
>>149704501
Like that jersey of that fag Ortiz (who did steroids), you live rent free under our stadium.

>>149704532
We were walking Judge even when we were losing to the Yanks earlier in the season. Can't trust relievers to not throw meatballs and extend the game.

which one are you copping first, /mlb/?

>>149704579
chief wahoo did nothing wrong

>>149704579
New York jews /lifelong/.

>>149704565
damn might cop this one thanks bro

>>149704565
Think I might pick up a Tampa Bay hat cuz it seems they get no love. Maybe an A's hat

>>149704579
da jews baybee da jews

What is Michael Kopech’s skin color?

>>149704552
I prefer Redskins over Indians

Cole Young gets his first homer!

>>149704304
Was funny Grok brought him back for a day.

>post-injury Weaver

Does anyone know of a site where I can stream movies for free?

welcome to new york where every weakly hit fly ball to right field is a home run

>>149704579
Would by the shit out of the Chinamen one -Nip Anon

lemonparty.org

>>149704690
r/piracy has a long list in their megathread

>>149704480
Like it or not, every team is going to host a Hololive Night. Including the Yankees.

>>149704579
i live in a part of the southwest with lots of natives. to a man every one i've met laments the redskins and indians changing their names lol

>>149704690
https://ymovies.cc/

>>149704641
wow edgy

fuck it I'm buying

>>149703442
>doyers in free fall from the upper right quadrant
l m a o

>>149704706
why?

The pirates mindfucked us. Skidding since

>>149704705
>>149704719
Thank you so much!

Fuck rain

>>149704763
same

>>149704753
Who doesn't want to make easy money off weebs with disposable income?

>>149704751
they've been in quad 4 the whole season

>on the treadmill
>dodgers lead going into the ninth
>ok i need to shit, i'm sure they'll be fine
>have a poo
>leave bathroom, see the game 2-2 heading to extras
>know what's going to happen
>turn off game and start fixing dinner
dogshit team dogshit manager dogshit overpaid bums, let's go angels.

>>149704751
>free fall from the upper right quadrant
they haven't been in it the whole season you casual

>>149704775
Never a problem for /my/ team!

Cubtown girl
She’s been living in her Wrigley world
I bet she never had a Southside guy
I bet her penis makers her a guy

May the Curse of Hololive be a thing for now. Dock the Fudgers.

>>149704804
does it ever actually pour in Seattle? I feel like all the "rain" there is a light sprinkle

Foureyes has been pretty good since his appendix exploded.

>>149704711
White man continues them off even through sports

>ayyy la perra! Chingón de la puta Los Doyers!

>>149704768
I recommend watching this gem... https://ymovies.cc/movie/watch-the-sandlot-online-10770

Dave Portnoy lookin grim

Clownworld Umps. Phillies technically won this Fucking series because the Umps cost us that other game. I have us with a technical record of 55-38 right now and we will see how that holds up at the end of the year.

ouch!

>>149704804
soulless

>>149704834
ty kind sir

>>149704834
YAS YAS YAAAAASS! SHARE THE LOVE! YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!

This cub has taken its toll on me, she said goodbye, too many times beforeeeeeoooaheeee

You WILL rate my seat

You just know they call him Cooze lol dat means pussy for all yous medigans

>>149704853
6/having to watch the ain't its

>>149704818
Not very often actually. Maybe a couple of times a year you'll get hard rain but yeah it's almost always light rain or drizzly.

>>149704853
Better than the last one angelsanon

The Naked Gun is the best baseball movie and it’s not even close

>>149704853
poor/10

Must win game for my Halos desu

>>149704853
>that attendance
ooooof you could probably smoke cigars and they wouldn’t kick you out

>>149704818
it's mostly light rain but it rains almost every day through June

>>149704865
Bad News Bears

>>149704865
the ghost of Leslie Nielsen posted this, and don't call him Shirley

Imagine supporting a team that doesn’t have a single song written about them lmao I can’t even imagine

>>149704853
i'm at the game too anon. be seeing you soon :)

Fuaark a Pensacola Blue Wahoos hat would be cool

>>149704853
i prefer the first base line, i was at pic rel last night. i haven't been to california in ages, have fun anon. who are they palying btw?

>>149704895
I love thunderstorms so much

>>149704876
Game hasn't started yet, it'll fill up later. Attendance has been pretty good all season.

>>149704889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof40yqaW1U

What are you Mariners fans drinking tonight, and how drunk are you?

>>149704898
they're great it added to the atmosphere last night, obv the rain delay was a bit of a pain but was short. the lighting going off in the distance was incredible

Movies about baseball are stupid I mean look at the sandlot but movies set in a baseball stadium or even better movies that integrate the game into a non-baseball plot are kino.
>the town
>naked gun

>>149704905
Water.

>>149704905
alcohol is bad for you

>>149704911
plants like it

>>149704853
>past the infield
oof madone

>>149704911
bad for you

>>149704849
east coasties can't not out themselves

>>149704909

Baseketball got sports movies right, that's my response to you and your general dismissal

>>149704913
based _____ is bad for you poster

>>149704865
I like the part where OJ falls down the stairs
https://youtu.be/poMmFrGTTMY

>>149704913
so what mind your own business

>>149704853
I prefer sitting 200/300 level. Being right behind the dugout or home plate is a meme

>>149704889
does country grammar count

>>149704925
https://youtu.be/d1-QAF8gLy0

>>149704909
slapstick is stupid tho Naked Gun did it well and Leslie Nielsen was brilliant

>>149704936
no

Imagine if Ohtani took steroids, he would probably hit 54 home runs and steal 59 bases

>>149704932
ignoring others' cries for help is bad for you

>>149704932
Bad for you

>>149704927
>falls

>>149704913
oh this guy we all die, it literally makes no difference in the end

sneks

seatposting is extremely based and we need more of it

Imagine if Ohtani got fat he’d hit 54 home runs and steal 59 bases

>>149704889
Every fight song sound bland and generic. It's just marching band music and vocals going GO TEAM NAME GO

imagine if steroids took Ohtani

>>149704950
It’s bad for you

>>149704957
Obesity is bad for you

>>149704895
NTA but the Rangers

ozempic
bad for you

>>149704936
yes

>>149704963
Thoughts on fruits and vegetables? I think they are good for you. Pesticides aren't an argument btw

>>149704950
t. ashamed, self-hating alcoholic who gets upset when people refuse to drink

>>149704973
isn't ozempic basically just an appetite suppressant?

Imagine if Ohtani had robot spider legs like Darth Maul he’d hit 54 home runs and steal 59 bases

>>149704976
Good for you

>>149704964
that sounds like a good game, i might put it on after the yankees. also debating if i should drink tonight or not

>>149704978
sure but he's still right

>>149704979
yeah it mimics the hormone that makes you feel full

>he plans on dying
ngmi with that attitude loser

>>149704983
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149704978
you're not wrong, though i don't care if others don't drink. i also smoke and do a ton of cocaine
>>149704984
thank you

>>149704959
that’s not true the Red Sox have a song about some girl

>>149704989
Drugs are bad for you

>>149704952
agreed.

Can we not bring the mood down? Less yapping about alcohol and drugs and bodyshamming and more yapping to baseball.

>>149704989
I love the cocaine I love the cocaine

Smoking and enjoying a bump now and again is the patricians choice, true aristocrats

>>149704952
>>149704997
based and agreed

Rare Cease 7 pitches thrown . Now do this for 7th inning, foo.

>>149704994

true but they're also fun (just like baybaw)

>>149704994
M'kay

DOGSHIT UMP

I wish cocaine was legal so I didn’t drink so much coffee.

>>149705002
>>149705003
why is cocaine so kino? smoking is obviously cool

>>149705002
buttrock is bad for you

>>149705014
I don't particularly care for pissing all the time so I drink half-caf.

>>149705008
Hololive Night at Petco Park please.

>>149705014
i have no idea why it's not, weed gets me more intoxicated than cocaine ever has

>>149705008
Babe, what’s for dinner?

For me it’s Ween, chain smoking, and cocaine

>/we/ are about to drop 6 straight heading to the break
fml it has never been more over

Got back just in time to see my mariners lose, great

>>149705015
idk. life is sometimes mundane and feels exciting with stimulants?
>>149705017
it'd be your favorite song after you just did a fat rail.

>>149704532
told y'all

>>149705020
Korone and Nekomata are perfect. Throw in Oozora Subaru as special guest.

>>149705015
>why is cocaine so kino?
cocaine is like a cheat code to fucking hot girls, it’s ridiculous

>>149705015

feels all warm and i get super focused

gg Mariners.

the break can't cum soon enough for the cards

>>149705031
buckcherry is my least favorite 90s band
they have the worst fanbase on earth lol

Trout is due for a homer.

Ugh of course RISP. Ewie.

>>149705047
The Devils music is bad for you

>>149705055
tranny colors

>>149705031
>idk. life is sometimes mundane and feels exciting with stimulants?
i hate being alive which is why i get fucked up often. most the time i do blow when i'm drinking desu
>>149705038
so true, hard to keep a boner tho. one of the best shags of my life we fucked a few times and kept taking lines off eachother
>>149705043
on the 4th i got so high, my friend got a good batch, when it kicks in and your warm and kind of feel like you're 'flying' metaphorically. the best

Yeaaaaah ggs
Having most of the starters not playing is catching up to us. We aren’t winning games when Yordon, Pena, Meyers, CWalk, and Dezenzo are all out. We have fucking Zack Shart 0-12 in the series batting 2nd in the lineup.

>>149705047
>worst fanbase on earth
that would be joe rogan/ben shaprio

>>149704853
avoiding skin cancer/10

>>149704853
Kek. Considering their fairweatherness does anyone in that stadium even remember who Wally Joyner is?

>>149705047
never delved into them beyond that song because they looked so skeezy, but I remember when that song came out and I felt like I understood that feeling. fun fact mtv used to play the video without muting that part because it took people a little while to realize what he was actually saying.

>>149705031
I don't do cocaine because I'm not a lowlife piece of shit who has to feel good at all times

>>149705066
doesn't matter. seattle lost again

>>149705076
you're a propaganda victim, coke is awesome as an occasional indulgence

^^^^

>>149705081
So you’re saying it’s ok we might get swept by the poverty rags this weekend?

>>149705076
>he's a masochist and enjoys the pain

Who is this guy and what has he done with Hendricks?

>>149705063
I don't do drugs anymore, but I sometimes miss the times I used to feel good doing drugs. I somehow turned a corner in my mind where I found I enjoy being alive and sober.

>>149705107
good for you anon, i hope i get there but i'm fully prepared to die young(ish) the hangovers are getting worse which may force me to slow down

>>149705076
hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, who were and are far better people than you, have done cocaine.

>balls don't carry as far
>thicker seams
>ABS challenge system soon
>newly defined strikezone (less ambiguity)
I'm convinced all these changes are being done to help starting pitchers go deeper into games. Painted strikes and location will become even more important as well as efficiency.

>>149705107
lol gay

>>149705114
Iktf. I hope you also find the same type of inner peace other former indulgers have without it taking you out.

>>149705090
Long season brother. Take your Ls on the chin.

FUCK YEAH

>gg, Cusb

>>149705125
believe me, things are better this way

>>149705132
thanks m8

>>149705094
>>149705116
Struck a nerve lol
Nothing more pathetic than a junkie who gets upset when called out for being a junkie

never leave acuna jr out of the lineup again snitker you absolute retard.

>MacGruff the Crime Dog is taking a bite out of /mlb/

I get that the Dodgers deserve to be clowned for losing six in a row, but for the most part the other wins and losses have broken favorably for the team. No one team has gotten hot and overtaken the lead.

shitker

>>149705152
you didn't strike any nerve. I pointed out a simple fact that you're a fucking loser regardless of what you do or don't do lol.

Holy shit insane catch by that kid

gonna eat some sunflower seeds and watch the city teamies

>>149705066
at least we won our world series sister

>>149705159
Big log jam at the top of the NFC right now. The gap between the 1 seed and 6 seed is double in the AL compared to the NL

dingers in Sacramento

Athleticsisters...?

>Poodres

>>149704952
how many of you actual go to the ballpark to watch your team?

>>149705179
You jerk off to 13 year old anime girls.

Playing like shit in front of Wally Joyner

>Troonstros

>not respecting the committed shut-ins in this thread

good game nashinals

>the city of Las Vegas

Hendricks looks good in that uniform, he looks like he belongs in the 1980s

The season is fucking over

Hehe Yankees now have a starting pitcher named
>Hitler
Memes make themselves sometimes

2-0 sneks

Are the Royals, dare I say it, back?

>>149705159
Similar with my Mets losing something like 17 of 20 or something retarded, and at the end of it we were like two games back. Just helps to get off to great starts so you don’t have to panic when you face a rough stretch of no offense, pitchers dying and getting swept by meme teams

This offense is putting me to sleep, and Cease gives up way too much meatballs. I take a hour nap, of course Chadres don't take advantage of Doyers being swept.

>>149705254
Metdgers alliance???

Gifo!

ROYALS!
ROYALS!
ROYALS!

>>149705261
Hey babe, make sure dinner is finished before you go to bed.

>>149705262
They are a strong /mlb/ contingent.

>>149705262
I don't like the doyers but I liked the 2024 world series if you catch my drift

We are so back

>>149705283
Because you hate the Yankees?

berds gaped again

>>149705283
I'd root for you guys against the Astros

>>149705292
Yes very much so

TROUT BLAST!

>>149705283
27 rings. Both of you.

TROUT
IS
BACK
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149705315
>26 rings and a pocketwatch

I just watched Moneyball and I don't know a single thing about baseball but watching Hatteberg hit that homerun was pure magic

>>149705326
Have you ever watched the sandlot?

Doggies are in a jam rn

>>149705326
Fun fact, that movie ruined the A's as a franchise.

>>149705318
>essentially Brett Baty numbers with 5 more HRs, worse average, worse WAR, more strikeouts

Yeah no gtfo. Trout needs to be traded to a contender for a last chance for a ring

>>149705339
I just looked it up and saw that they don't exist anymore or else moved somewhere else, and the internet is full of guys like me who don't know shit about baseball but now have a softspot for the A's

THE JO SHOW

>anime posters acked themselves out of the genny because the doyers started reverting to 2006 form after their gay ass hololive night
Kan I get a... KEKINI?

>>149705343
Yeah they’re basically the Sacramento Oakland Athletics of Las Vegas Baseball Club

>>149705326
watch major league instead much better baseball movie

>>149705340
I don't even know who the fuck that is. But I know he's not Mike fucking Trout

>>149705349
>fagstros

>>149705356
neither is Mike Trout

>>149705352
>formerly of Philadelphia

>>149705340
>>149705356
doyers will trade for trout to add another injured faggot

>>149705343
That era and movie convinced them that they could not spend any money and be competitive, but their owner is beyond cheap. He doesn't spend anything on the team, and he's purposely made them as awful as possible to move them away from Oakland and to Las Vegas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQQG4GflIY

>>149705339
They were already ruined. Aaron Sorkin also had too much reverence for Billy Beane.

>>149705376
Trout is a full time DH now. And they already have a DH. The difference is Trout is doing it because the team doesn't want to risk him getting hurt, and Ohtani does it because he's lazy as shit

>>149705363
you just got GAPED by the brewers l m f a o

baseBALL SACremento

>>149705349
Kek, it's kino!

>>149705349
You say this every night but they're still around

>>149705384
That movie really was overly romantic desu.

Nevermind, that's our Hendricks

dodgers are sticking around regardless

Fuck you Hendricks, they got you the lead just pitch a clean inning

>>149705393
i forgot the playoffs were in july

I'm still here.

I just know Hendricks fucking hates Montgomery.

DOMO SLAM

Take Hendricks out (back and shoot him)

now that the dodgers have been eliminated from postseason contention, who takes their place?

Doggies watching that Grand Slam in Petco Park

>>149705443
He needs Wash back, this whole team does.

>>149705447
the
>dryers

third base is a wasteland this season

Thanks snakez, now I can sleep without watching this horrid offense we have. Sell cwase to Yanks or wherever, idk lol

Also wow a grandslam, something we haven't done this season. Must be nice...

>>149705447
The Los Angeles Robins

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry

>>149705469
boring burb

I likey da redburbs more

>>149705422
the GAPED and RAPED

i'm very gassy tonight

>Devers is batting .225 in SF
>Boston has the hottest offense in baseball
What went wrong/right?

Padres on the board

its way too easy to hit homers at the A's stadium wtf is this little league shit

>>149705521
Devers is one of those people that annoy you

I love this fucking sport so much, I really do

>>149705521
please take him back

>>149705492
>t.asterickmiguel

doyerpacos lost so dont care kek

Doyers fuel this genny

>>149705575
>tranny lives in delusions even in baybawl

Cease should just go to Japan and statpad there. Idk..... Nippon ham fighters?

>>149705575
PRRT

TROUT

>>149705608
Give him to us. Matt Blake will get him right.

i'm sure this one is rife with implications

>>149705608
Nah, the Central League is the real pitcher's paradise.

>>149705625
so we're in the >slightly juiced ball era?

>>149705637

it does look like they were a lot jumpier pre-pitch clock, but still fairly jumpy

>>149705623
imagine the smell

>>149705646
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

>>149705653
jack off

>>149705646
i can

>>149705623

I like to think these threads are dead because folks are enjoying summer with frens

>>149705234
kek never seen this gif

Padres clawing back into the game

>>149705688
listening to a podcast about an Australian wrongfully imprisoned in Cambodia that was gangraped 4 times and checking the posts here from time to time

where's bakespie when you need em

>>149705717
I gotta wait 300 seconds to bake a bread :/

>>149705727
word
carry the hell on :)))

>>149705688
I think about lot of people literally just play videogames and watch tiktok all day now

New York ACTUALLY wants the Angels to lose wtf was that

>>149705744
I only watch tiktok to see cute girls with flat stomach or giant tits dance around

150 SECONDS til bread

Min to go

/nu/


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>>149705790
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>>149705790

It's Up!

TOTAL POODRE HUMILIATION! KNOW YOUR FUCKING ROLE, DOGS! Dodgers still at the top, baby...