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>>149711324

This is the thread

>>149713618
Really beautiful girl!!! More of her?

Thank you

I'm excited :^)

Sinner should throw the semi-final, you don't want to get mindbroken in the two biggest matches in tennis by the same guy just wait until the US open.

>>149714635
Good for her.

>>149714942
>Tauson beats Rybakina only to get torn apart by Swiatek in the next round
>Bencic gets rid of Andreeva only to get demolished by Swiatek in the next round
>Anisimova sends Sabalenka home...
(i don't even dislike Iga)

>>149714942
Slavic beauties :)

>>149714912 (OP)
I wanna smell her calves and knee but without vulgarity or eroticism. To be honest I just wanna bring up my face closer to her, and knees are kinda intimate (sorry if sound or act perv) but smelling calves and knees sounds like an excuse a shy(pervert) like me would come up with haha. I like this pictures, it has a personal, even intimate, touchy energy. I'm not her fan but she ok.

>>149714912 (OP)
Excellent thread

For Sabalenka's huge physical advantages she should be steamrolling all her opponents and winning slam after slam.

Yet she seems to lose more big matches than she wins.

Is she actually a shit tennis player who has had moderate success only because of physical advantages?

>>149715014
smell her knee? hahaha boris you a real nigga

Checked the Anisimova - Sabalenka h2h and Anisimova demolished her twice when she was 17 which made me remember she had a lot of hype about her as a future star back then.

THE Newport Challenger?

>>149715203
>lasted 67 minutes
Unless he was timewasting that seems pretty impressive, Iga wiped the floor with boggedapova in 40 minutes once

>>149715068
She's turning into a bit of a choker. But I still think she'll make the USO Final and possibly win. Hardcourt is her best court

>finish work
>YAY, let's watch some Wimbledon, I wonder whose playing
>Remember there's no more matches because the Britoids don't want tennis after 10PM

>>149715250
Succ still plays?

>>149715252
The tournament is almost over there were TWO singles matches today what do you want them to do? start the day at 9pm?

>>149715014
post of the week, cheers

Sinnerbros, our response?

>>149715068
She's just a headcase. She struggles to keep calm under pressure in big matches. Melted down twice in finals against Gauff, had a massive choke against Muchova in a French SF (probably would've lost the final anyway), lost to Leylah Fernandez in one of those USO SFs...

I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't so insufferable with her screaming and theatrics on court.

>>149715014
someone has to put a stop to the WTAposting
never been as bad as this year, boris used to be a novelty

>>149715070
You can't technically smell a knee. As I said, this picture just ignited something. I like her knees, legs' and knees' skin, calves meaty part seen from the front due to squeeze, I like her hands, fingers, nails, nail dye, rings, hair band on her wrist, rope on another, this picture just has skin to skin contact energy idk??? Like no ig selfies do, let alone magazines photoshoots

you know, boris reminded me that there is an eric rohmer film entitled "claire's knee" in which the protagonist has a similar obsession with merely touching a young girl's knee

/teknees/

>>149715467
how in the world does one do this so quickly

>>149715478
ikr

>>149714957
I feel bad for Salisbury. The man's a good doubles player but every time he gets close his partner jobs. That whole match Stefani just slice lobbed to the service line, so horrible.

no one even cares about Wimbledon anymore since Emma left the tournament

generate real life quality image of amanda anisimova nude kneeling on wimbledone centre court, hd quality, big tits, sweat glistening skin

>>149715561
>prompting grok instead of a local mode
what a loser

>>149715203
I mean they are OPEN tournaments. Anyone can play if they really want. Pros are too pampered keeping amateurs out of them.

>>149715541
and yet we're here you putrid simp

Is this now the designated thread cute and/or funny posting?

>>149715628
might as well be it's nigh unusable outside dedicated atp hours

>>149715475
cute bangs

>>149715628
amanda :)

>>149714939
sadly, ball girls only have like 0.5% of the screen time
>>149715420
>Laurence de Monaghan
pretty

You now remember Caca

have to say, it was an amazing wta day
goodnight, /tennis/!

>>149715687
!!! more girls should wear it

>>149715829
piss off moorgs

thoughts?

>>149715478
Lifetime of muscle memory.

>>149715203
The man is an idiot and a complete literally who, but he's not that bad at playing. Frankly I find it quite awesome that an open tournament remains true to its name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE08Paigt54

>>149715826
Coco Gauff is the best

>britpole deleted his post in my thread
What a fag cuck lul

For me it's Sinner(to build a big2 narrative) and Iga

>>149716177
tennisabstract goes the opposite way of the bookies.
They have Sinner at 1.45 and Novak 2.75

>>149716177
There is no way Igor has a better chance of winning than Carlos

>'ova 'ova vs 'ova 'ova
:)
>2am
:(

>>149715290
What happens if a match starts in the late afternoon and goes on past 11 PM or even midnight? Will they let the players finish or are they total autismo?

>>149716058
An alright listen as long as they're not trying to be funny

>>149715478
It's pretty easy once you learn how to do it.

>>149716489
t.

>>149715829
based morg bro

>>149716424
Play stops at 11pm. It's not 'autism' it's the local council not wanting 13,000 people trying to leave the site in a quiet residential area at 12:30am or later.
>b-but Roland-Garros and the USO
Yeah. We don't give a fuck what they do. Deal with it.

>>149716546
I've never understood the point somebody must have reached in life to sport a beard like this. I mean how can anybody wake up, look in the mirror and think 'yeah this is a good look for me, I'm rocking this'

>>149716630
So if a semifinal starts at 6 PM and at 11 is not over yet, they'll suspend play and make the players come back the next day? Sounds like literal crime.

>>149716682
He's at Wimbledon while you're at home.

>>149716682
Some people just don't care about society, a very difficult concept to grasp for a britbong.

>>149716719
Oh noes I didn't get to make a 500 mile round trip, spend a fortune on a hotel and 6 hours queueing for a grounds pass and was forced to sit on my arse at home watching instead, whatever will I do!
Seriously if I could just buy a grounds pass online like pretty much any other sporting event I'd be there but there is no way I'm doing that retarded shit, I live too far away from London and just wouldn't enjoy the day with all that hassle.

>>149716728
pretty fucking rich coming from the nationality that basically invented society just over 2000 years ago

>>149716728
I wouldn't be concerned about 'society' thinking I looked like a twat, I'd be concerned about the fact that I'd think I looked like a twat. Because I would in fact look like a twat.

>>149716806
Don't look in the mirror but you sound extremely envious.

>>149716847
Really weird post, don't understand how you get that from what I wrote at all. The logistics of a trip to Wimbledon simply don't work for me so I have no interest in going because of that. Saying that if they were different, I would go doesn't imply envy - they aren't different so it's a moot point. I'm fine with the realities of the world.

Amanda Anisimova is ugly and built like a penguin.

>>149716928
sea leopard*

>>149714912 (OP)
If djokovic doesn't tear his knee mid match I think he can beat Sinner

>>149716974
Djokobitch tricks have no effect on Sinner.

>>149717019
What tricks? Putting the ball in dime-sized spots?

>>149714912 (OP)
i do it for she

efremova?

no

lol

for me?

galina efimova

who is a grown adult woman

>>149717069
no one mentioned efremova
but since you bring her up

>>149716928
Pipe down and go catch your flight home Aryna.

>>149717133
NOOT NOOT

>Sabalenka commended her opponent for her “aggressive” play on the day and said Anisimova was a deserving winner. But she also said she was “pissed off” with the American for having apparently celebrated a point in the second set before the ball had passed Sabalenka’s racket.

>“She was already celebrating it. I was, like, that’s a bit too early”, Sabalenka said. “Then she pissed me off saying that’s what she does all the time. I was grateful she actually said that because it’s actually helping me to keep fighting. So I came back because I got really angry in that moment.”

>Anisimova later said she had not been celebrating and that any noise heard was a “long grunt”. Sabalenka also criticised her a second time, however, for not apologising after winning a point from a net cord. “I was like: you don’t want to say sorry? She just wanted, I guess, badly, to win this match. It’s on her. If she doesn’t feel like saying sorry, like she barely got that point and she didn’t feel like saying sorry for that tricky situation, that’s on her.”

I know being a bad loser isn't the worst thing a sportswoman can be but fucking hell Aryna give it a rest. Cracks me up how the mask of her 'hehe I'm just a big silly girl messing about with my team' persona slips the instant somebody doesn't kiss her arse and treat her like the queen.

>>149717187
>howling banshee complaining about hindrance
Grim

>Jannies!
>Jannies!
>Anon is bullying me!
LMFAO

>>149717187
>She just wanted, I guess, badly, to win this match.
it's almost as if winning will get you into a final of a slam or something

>>149717124
must have been a prettyfucking awful drop shot by the other player lol

>>149717187
holy shit

HOLY SHIT

how can you actually make this complaint when youre just continually screaming your head off obnoxiously and pouting and gesticulating and acting like a cunt for the most innane reasons when you lose a point

jesus fucking christ

what an actual cunt

>>149717124
gues it could have alao been a bad net fingy

>>149717124
See now this is why I like women's tennis.

>>149717187
She's so catty

>>149717410
and that's a highly erotic thing

>>149714985
Rybakina wasn't gonna do shit but otherwise yes it's been a great draw for Iga

Come on Novak, start your serve when you are ready

>>149717187
juvederm on the brain

I said it a week ago. This is it. Fritz's first slam.

He has dad strength now. Alcaraz won't be able to handle it.

>>149718115
he's been a father since 2017.

>>149715334
rublevbros, our response?

>>149717175
that's the type of show you let your kids watch if you want them to become autistic

jannik sinner: worse than hitler?
gut instinct says yes but i'm curious to hear other people's opinions

Federer roided more than Sinner ever did but was never caught.

Amanda is so ugly. She looks like she smells like expired muscle rub and old gatorade

>>149714912 (OP)
Will Sinner vs Djokovic be like Federer vs djokovic in Wimbledon 2019?

>>149718715
Federer only took classy, designer roids that weren't detectable.

will she fuck the spanish bull after the slow dance at the wimbledon ball dance?

When was the last time a red-blooded white American won a GS? Roddick?

Also Katka :)

>>149715829

fritz said her farts "could kill a small child"

I will be very disappointed if my pre-tournament prediction of Amanda winning Wimbledon doesn't come true.

>>149718945
proof or didnt happen

>>149718954
>>149435935

>>149718945
I think Iga will take it but that was a good prediction

>>149718847
There is no fucking at Wimbledon. Everyone sits quietly in their rooms at night watching the delightful comedy provided by the British Broadcasting Corporation.

The Wimbledon 14 and Under singles draw has now been released. GB players Liv Zingg, Grace Watson, April Sackflame, and Milica Sakamoto Milojevic will be taking part. Zingg, as the third ranked player in Europe for her age group, will be a strong contender. Clarice Ouvarova, who I felt was a dark horse pick, didn't make the cut. Lily Haley, recently poached from South Africa, misses out too.

Spare a thought for Hermione Korpanec Davies, who also didn't quite make selection and was instead sent by Jaroslava to a French J30 this week. Meanwhile, middle daughter Ophelia will be busy later this month: she'll be playing a J60 and J100 in Zimbabwe in successive weeks, followed by a trip back to Europe, most likely for a J100 in Poland.

Paul Jubb, long term boyfriend of Jack Draper, has been working hard to rebuild his ranking, but suffered a disappointing R16 exit at the Winnipeg Challenger. Whether the ranking disparity has led to tension and jealousy in their relationship remains to be seen.

The W35 Roehampton is back later this month, but there is a shortage of British entrants. Mimi Xu is currently in qualifying and will presumably be upgraded to a main draw wildcard, as will Brooke Black, an alternate at the time of writing. Posters looking to stalk the overseas players are advised to book a discount out of term room at the University of Roehampton, as this is a common place to stay year after year.

>>149715467
Oh Trevon? yes he's doing well now, he's an umbrella stand at Wimbleton

>>149719184
>Hermione Korpanec Davies
Oh for god sakes

>>149719284
Is this a screencap from one of them POV porno films?

>>149719184
Milica :)

>>149718964
not proof

>>149719266
kek

>>149719184
christ

indicative of the middle class.hegemony in tennis that all of these players have ridiculous names

>>149718847
emma or bust for carlos

>>149715383
boris is more like the main character in M

>>149719424
you mean its emma and bust (a nut)

right?

heh

>>149719358
I vaguely remember buzz about him and also Ryan Harrison (who ynr too) back when they started showing up in slams, but they both unfortunately never had their breakthrough into the upper echelons of the tour, and also had remarkably similar careers

>>149719284

born in NY but their dad moved them to the middle of the south, to the most racist state in the confederate = south carloina.

Today I woke up very happy.
I think part of it is because of Iga's spectacular win yesterday.
Hopefully she wins on Saturday, would be a big step into a career grand slam and a two digit slam tally

Vintage Iga pic, she was once happy here before

>>149719198
What did he mean by that?

>>149717037
No, tactics like mindgames and sudden changes of pace or schemes. Stuff for little kids, when his opponent is Sinner.

>>149717187
fucking whore

>>149717364
exactly this

>>149718115
why do you keep saying it over and over? do you have daddy issues? what does him being a dad have to do with anything?

>>149718115
I can see it.
Fritz is an elite server, and Alcaraz isn't invencible here.
He needs 30+ aces though

Bros what's the plan to stay awake another 15 hours for this shit

>>149719741

you're delusional, grug does everything better than shitz, including serving.

>>149716302
most retarded post i have seen all week

>>149719868

is igor the michael jordan of poland? is she desired by all polan men?

>>149719772
Upsets happen, it's a believable one

>Mia Pohankova (WTA: 465) v Vendula Valdmannova (WTA: 663)
>Mingge Xu (WTA: 318) v Julieta Pareja (WTA: 340)
last year we almost had an iva v vendy final
this year we can have a mimi v vendy match

should be tough, but not impossible
and hopefully kris can give vendula an advice or two on how to beat her

>>149719880
Everyone wants to take an ice bath with Iga

test

Eva :)

>>149719184
Is Mimi entering this one too?

>>149719184
also
>middle daughter Ophelia will be busy later this month: she'll be playing a J60 and J100 in Zimbabwe
this is literal child cruelty. there's no way this is productive. sending little posh girls named after greek myths who should be smoking weed at crufts to sub saharan africa.

>>149720073
Yeah! They should be sent to Jamaica!

Is the Sinner match starting after Alcaraz ends, or do they play simultaneously?

Going to (uk) Popeyes today for the first time, what should I order?

>>149720107
Obviously after dummy

>>149720120
So that means it's gonna have at least 3 hours delay. Great

Both her and Carlos are chasing the elusive Roger's record of 7

>>149720107
It's the Djokovic match, please refer to it as such.

>>149720112
I went to the one near Richmond Station and ordered the standard Spicy Chicken Sandwich with fries and a drink. It was okay, and I'd give it a 7/10 but won't be rushing back.

>at the age of 15, Alcaraz made his Challenger debut at the JC Ferrero Challenger in Villena, after receiving a wild card. He won his first round match against a 17-year old Jannik Sinner, who was on a sixteen-match winning streak.[
It's been Sinnover since the very beginning.

>>149719399
Retard

yall ever see that Tennis Warehouse forum poster who called that Cecchinato would beat Djokovic at RG like 3 months ahead of time?

>>149719284
Cute emma

sinner will be 2 years older and have 3 slams less if he doesn't win this

I wish we had emojis here pls sign a petition


>>149719095
>>149719095
You can really tell she is a very fit athlete, by looking at her posture/forum/tone(тoнyc)/tension of her thighs/glutes/lower back chain

Mirra

>>149720294
Djokovic has a very peculiar long streak of defeats against Italian players. This is because we are the only country with an average IQ higher than his.

>>149720336
cute, sexy and awesome personality! and a good tennis player too!

>>149720336
a cute

>>149720107
They play at the same time on the same court inside each other

>>149720380
lel

>>149720380
>same court inside each other
JUST LIKE OFF COURT. LOL!

>>149720380
BR2049 style.

>>149720364
Хвaтит извpaщaтьcя нaд пoдpocткaми

>>149720380
Ah the famous German philosophy I keep hearing about.

>>149720336
is my gf

>>149720414
Proof it ? I Think You Are Lying .

>>149720431
she sent him THAT video

Explain?

>>149720462
They licked each others kiwi

>>149716712
It literally happened in 2018. Djokovic and Nadal had to finish their SF before the women's final on Saturday. Unlikely now with the introduction of the final set tiebreaker.

>>149720443
That Video ?

:3

The Italian KRAUT is gonna beat the old man again

>>149718115
>He has dad strength now
He's been a dad since he was like 12.

>>149719772
Fritz has a better serve. Arguably a better backhand as well. It's just everything else (forehand, variety, footwork, athleticism etc) is not in the same universe.

do you think Emma's ever had sex with a woman?

>>149720557
Which Emma

>>149719184
>GB Player
>Milica Sakamoto Milojevic

>>149720364
Is that like from 2020 photo?

>>149720518
>>149678020

>>149720579
if it's not specified it's the grand slam without dropping a set winner emma (who's also has a 100% winning record against the other, worst emma)
>>149720583
probably

*probably 2023

Does anyone here actually discuss men's tennis anymore besides talking about foidgroids all the time?

>>149720609
men's tennis is on hiatus until sinner gets appropriately punished (banned)

>>149720462
lmao

>>149720609
They're more dedicated fans of tennis tbf. Most ATP posters are t10 enjoyers exclusively

>>149720636
Makes sense

>>149720609
*Clears throat* Jim Courier tipped Fritz but gave no explanation on the burger channel hours ago, he's been hiding his power level until now

>>149720635
w-whats this?

>>149720596
alt thread for a different version with a bit of lip sounds at the end

>>149720436
>>149720441
>edited Baskerville
kino

>>149720658
HIV test

>>149720557
Unlikely. She’s an evangelical Christian

>>149720675
whoa

>>149720462
>>149720635
What’s the sticking plaster for?

I actually think Emma's smile may cure cancer

What happened to that AI Emma Raducanu voice that someone said they were going to post?

>>149720658
another 3 months out

>>149720520
He’s right to be desu. Goran is pretty much an asshole, even if his criticism was spot-on.

>>149720620
Good luck with an ATP scenario where one player wins all the majors and nothing worthwhile happens in terms of rivalries.

Also, once again, topkek at your beliefs.

>>149720765
who is that? it's not emma

in ~30 minutes. both cute hoholinas are on court 6

Fritz Novak final with Fritz winning
Screencap this

>>149720889
I'll screencap it just to shit on you when it doesn't happen

>>149720520
he's right

yep, court 6 for me

Why does Bernard Tomic allow his sister to post whore pics on instagram

>>149721212
>bottom right
raawwrrr

>>149721212
SEXO SEXO SEXO

>>149715467
thanks doc, been a long time since i had my daily dose

Is this the most kino tennis moment the past 5 years?
https://youtu.be/QjIoYoVsvR0?t=1483

https://x.com/Djoko_UTD/status/1943352932012867740?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1943352932012867740%7Ctwgr%5Eb592ed13206bc2ed5279c74e1a69e41c90abd500%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Ftt.tennis-warehouse.com%2Findex.php%3Fthreads%2Froger-federer-predicts-novak-djokovic-will-conquer-jannik-sinner-in-the-wimbledon-semi-final.787969%2F

Roger predicts Novak wins today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZJB6s-u6jM&ab_channel=StefanP.

Roger practices for Wimbledon 2026

>>149721308
nice

>>149721308
What’s this phenotype called?

>>149721354
My type

>>149721316
Beautiful.

>>149721290
Probably, yes.

>>149721308
I NEED TO TONGUE PUNCH HER FART BOX

>>149721290
Only Nadal is capable of kino.
And yes that is one of them. He had a few in 2022, against Aliassime and Zverev at the French. Against Fritz in Wimbledon was also good, or his win against Alcaraz in Indian Wells.

>>149721202
the banana abuse is too frequent i tells you

>>149721308
Me as the fingertip

>>149721290
Thiem beating zverev to prevent that choker from winning a slam

>>149721620
saving this image for when sinner "wins" this wimbledon

>>149721715
Kek based Thiem, he deserved a slam, and Zverev deserves none for being a coward

>>149721782
cool name

>>149721812
How would it be asterisked?

>>149721290
No, this is what kino looks like >>149721308

>>149721838
the lucky "win" due to an injury and the fact that by all rights he should be banned from competing in professional tournaments

>>149721871
He would obvoously turn it around against Dimichocker, and he is probably being tested after every single match now.
Fritz will win the all thing anyway.

>>149721871
Not according to the ITIA or WADA.

>>149722002
not yet.

>>149722023
It's done and dusted.

>Fritz: "The way that I played the first two sets today there's not much any opponent on the other side can do"
Has Alcaraz got anything to bother peak Fritz?

>>149722086
risky words

>>149722086
Fritz has beaten anybody good this Wimbledon lol

>>149720765
where from that webm?

>>149722186
DESU none of the big 3 has

>>149722086
He can talk the talk but can he walk the walk

If Novak wins both Sinner and Alcaraz is he the GOAT? Or does that mean Sinner and Alcaraz will forever be frauds?

>>149722400
Nobody has won 26 GS. I'm 100% sure he would retire if he won end of this year

>>149722434
I meant 25 GS

>>149722400
There is only one GOAT.

>>149722400
The one loss Nole has at Wimbledon in his career from up 1 set to love was against Razcaraz. Sinner should not lose today as it would look very bad for his progress on grass. But neither player is a fraud and both are generational clear of talents like Thiem, Medvedev and Zverev.

vendula's semi-final on court 18 in ~10 minutes

Sinner has a whole mansion inside this Kiwi's head kek

>>149722461
Perpetual

>>149722490
What you drinking today? Anything different??

Are juniors' results a meme or not? Give it to me straight

>>149722450
Even with 25 Shingo would be clear of this fraud

>>149722196
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK7BcsRtr-X/

>>149722400
If Sinner doesn't win this Wimbledon, he will never be the goat, and orobably not even ATG.

Not so final for the other two

REPORT: NOVAK DJOKOVIC HAS WITHDREW FROM HIS SF MATCH AGAINS JANNIK SINNER. SINNER ADVANCES TO THE FINAL ON SUNDAY.

>BBC showing 10 minute GOAT montages for a 5 time slam winner

nah

breaking: rod laver to lace them up one last time at us open

Alcaraz with 6 slams would remain 1 slam ahead of Nadal at the same age.
And could realistically reach 25. Nadal won 0 in 2015-2016.
Just needs to keep Nadal's pace and add one in each of those gap years.
He will only Sinner to contend with him next year, djokovic will be finished for good, and Musetti/rune/fonseca/mensik/vanassche ain't it.

BREAKING: CARLOS ALCARAZ BROKE HIS COCK IN 2021 US OPEN CHAMPION EMMA RADUCANU LAST NIGHT. TAYLOR FRITZ GETS A WALKOVER AND AVANCES TO THE FINAL ON SUNDAY.

>>149722730
Alcaraz has a tiny penis, can't be broken.

>>149722688
>an American professional tennis player

>>149722529
it just heavily favours those with the financial means to travel and those that develop early (but I guess that's literally all sport)

>>149722765
ravioli with cherry tomatoes

>>149720520
Goran is Croatian, he can't help but be honest. Maybe honest to a fault, but Croats, Serbs, Balkan people in general have no concept of 'lying to the public'

>>149722738
I'm just reporting the news mate

>>149722765
Looked like Gilles Simon from the thumbnail

>>149722688
The hero tennis needs but doesn't deserve right meow

>>149722585
Oh look at the flag a liar

>>149722751
This image describe me kek xD

>>149722829
Trump loves me more than he loves you

>>149722841
Not much to brag about there. While I have Jesus who loves me.

>>149722861
Moses is the GOAT

vendula working hard playing singles and doubles every day while the adults get 2 day breaks

BREAKING: MY COCK IN ELENA'S COOCH

>>149722676
Rod Laver in wheelchair tennis would be kino

>>149722765
That looks like food airlines give when you upgrade from Economy to Economy Plus Select.

>>149722534
who dAT?

Oh shid. Chromium finally shit the bed

If dvbs then fritz will win.

GWAN FRITZ

vendula :(

finest bree eesh roze?

Fritz wins lol (czech um)

>>149722891
Moses confess Jesus is LORD

>>149723084
Ublock Origin, 4chan X and Violentmonkey all being disabled?

>>149723104
>>149723124
If he only knew his future was decided by the spee page on 4chan he'd probably spend less time practicing.

Why do they use bogged Veljovic for all the high profile matches?

>>149723125
PR move

>>149723121
not hopeless, there's still a chance

Yes I would have sex with clare balding. I am not ashamed.

>>149723142
All non manifest v3 extentions are disabled now. Guess it's time to go back to Firefox

I'm sorry but Fritz-Alcaraz in a slam semi is the routinest routine that ever did routine. Rath in 3/4 at a push.

Lfgooooooo Carlos

>>149723154
I LOVE HER

>>149723182
Fritz is elite

>>149714912 (OP)
imagine her placing one of those calves across your muth and nose and cutting off your airways and smothering you to death haha

>>149723178
I fucking hate Clare Balding and I fucking hate Andrew Castle.

whoever wins the first point wins the match

>>149723208
over

>>149723192
what did she look like pre-bog?

It's over

>>149723197
You dare use my own lines against me Potter

The bird has shat on the netGODS
There will be PLENTY of net chaos now

Friz wins the match and goes to the finals NO CAP

PS4berg is overheating again

Not wearing a hat or a head band is based and Djokopilled

It's over, not even these dubs can save Fritz now

Good morning fellow burgers

Did anyone else see Superman last night to pregame Fritz’s semi?

>>149723246
Aaaand they have decided.

You have to think Fritz would have preferred to win this first game.

GG

>>149723263
With a brow ridge like that, who needs a hat.

>it's already over
shitzbros...

If the players really felt bad about benefitting from a net cord they'd replay the point.

>>149723281
Knowing Taylor Fritz as I do, he'll want to take this next game to reduce the deficit going into the third game.

fucking dog CUNTS putting this match first

Taylor "Body serves are bad" Fritz
Carlos "Put you in a body bag" Alcaraz

i've never heard ocmmentators explain what their BS two demical place stats with draw averages mean, nor how they calculated them. they just present them as fact.

This match is like a warmup act for the actual event

such a boring match, Fritz may as well surrender now. Waste of two hours

It's Over already :(

>>149723307
Oh dear. He'll definitely want to win the next one though.

>>149723314
yes but the actual event is going to start at like 1-2am for me

>>149723279
I can't take Superman seriously because I don't believe a journaloid can have any altruism

>>149723192
I wouldn't put my dick in her mouth if you paid me to. Imagine her lips exploding on you

Fritz? More like Shitz KWAB + Heil Hitler

Fritz could tag Agassi in right now and he would do a better job.

>>149723154
best umpire on tour

Taylor is bussy

We need moorgs shots to make this interesting.

>30° in london
millions are perishing

>>149723351
Why do women do this to themselves
It makes no sense
How many more examples of it going badly do they need?

>>149723351
Feel like this is some kind of evolutionary strategy by woman to tell the hot women to get these stupid operations so they can get the men for themselves, since no man is telling any women to get shit like this done

>>149723351
Bimbofication fetish?

>>149723352
At least Agassi would make it entertaining. I don't think I've ever seen Fritz look like he's happy to be on court. He always looks pissed off.

Post match interview:
>ya it was a tough match for sure.. Taylor is such in incredible player
>6-2 6-3 6-2

>>149723388
Do you expect him to say "yeah lol guy's a scrub easiest semi of my career" or something

lol AI giving fritz a 40% chance to win is so fucking funny. Why do people put any weight into analysis by AI lmfao

Is it just me or does Mirra give off virgin vibes?

>>149723351
atleast you know you're kids would have nice facial structure

If Fritz doesn't get back in this and if I feel there is ANY CHANCE of it becoming a repeat of that slopper of a Norrie match I will be switching off.

Hot day out there, both these players may struggle, they didn't grow up with heat like this.

>>149723397
I'd have more respect for him desu

>>149723351
They had a joke about this in 28 Years Later

>>149723402
She gives off lesbian vibes. I'm sure her and Conchita scissor

Man fuck this yankee fraud, so boring to watch on top of being bad at tennis. I should be watching Bublik right now not this clown and his bimbo girlfriend

>>149723377
>I don't think I've ever seen Fritz look like he's happy to be on court. He always looks pissed off.
Exactly like his gf

If double digits then alcaraz will have a zverev rg 2022 moment

Fritz is balling now ngl

>>149723414
yeh probably too cold for them

someone died at vendy's match along with her chances :c

rublev getting to semifinals in any slam would be much more exciting, but hes too emotional

>>149723450
is that like the 3rd death this year?

Fritz is just an American Zverev. Except he hasn't beaten his hoe (yet)

>fritz with boss headband
LMAO does he really think he is the boss? Lmaooo Roger is the goat of wimbledon and tennis

It's simply incredible what Ferrero has done with this kid. More than a coach, he is a sensei.

>its gonna be a sinner vs alcaraz final
>this is tennis for the next decade or more
yawn
why can't we have 5 or 6 super good players instead of 2

>>149723481
You think current Federer wins Fritz?

Disgusting faking antics from Raz

Fritz's only chance is unleashing the bees

>>149723364
it's like a cult. first a friend gets surgery. then she gets some, etc. it becomes an endless feedback loop next thing you know they look like bogdanovs

>>149723491
Current fed would beat novak. But he would struggle with alcaraz, fonseca and (doping) sinner

Based Leo

DiCaprio looks like a basketball

Federer was never good

>>149723486
you're a retard if you dont want these two in the final

oh my god is that an actor, no no two of them holy fuck

>>149723486
Alcaraz still stat padding on clay and grass, we shall see what the regen hard court season does again because he certainly was struggling early this season on the hard courts and needed the clay season to get back on track

>>149723513
Current Fed wouldn't even beat Bill Ackman

Taylor’s mom is spooky

Shitz really doesn't make that many aces for the land of bench press and serve

ogre :c

this umpire is a good one, however bogged she may be

>>149723572
the sunlight suits her

>>149723567
She's got a goblin look to her

>>149723567
sinners is way worse

>>149723524
seeing the same guy or two win literally everything forever is not fun
I get enough of that in spanish football

:C

fritz should've elected to return the first game. his nerves cost him a break

>>149723634
rip in pieces gone too soon

Alcaraz playing sleepy

>>149723634
It's over

>>149723630
I would rather watch these two play in every final than some shitter who loses in straight sets anyway

Of course Fritz is now playing normal after getting broken
I wouldn't be surprised if same happens in the 2nd set

Where is Dustin Hoffman?

>>149723634
hopefully she never walks again so you nonces stop posting her here every single day

>>149723671
leviticus?

>>149723671
Don't put your hopes in Fritz

>>149723676
Don't worry. Hot players never make it on the tour

>>149723572
hag

>>149723647
goon too soon

>>149723688
Yes Lena is the only attractive woman to win a major

Agassi will make this entertaining with his stories

>>149723671
next set is a 7-5
3rd set 7-6

>>149723704
I like his wise old mentor voice. Much more pleasant than cheeky John

Holy fuck who is that ginger goddess

yum

Stream just changed to fucking womens doubles??????????

>>149723727
Imagine muff diving her

>>149723727
My name is jerome tyrone

Lmao fritz

>>149723727
Fertility goddes

Taylor Shit haha

>>149723727
Streisandesque

>>149723727
Kuvatömmis :DDDD

its sad that meddy is done, deserved more slams to his name

>>149723727
GINGER MILK TRUCK

>>149723755
I kept faith in him for many events but seeing him go out this Wimbledown sealed it for me. I will continue to support him as my favourite but I will never bet on him again

>>149723737
Why do you know this?

>>149723727
I can't tell if she's 16 or 26

>>149723755
Unironically i think having a wife with a huge mole on her face is damaging his mental health

>>149723727
Why do women show their chest like that? Don't they understand that it is distracting for men and that we're like hard wired to look? Or am I just pervy? :P

medical break for a scab?

Vendula :(

at least we still have doubles

how do they not get sunburnt to shit? my skin starts to sizzle after 30 seconds

if fritz gets broken early again i'm turning this off

It's ova

>>149720380
>inside-out fivehand

>>149723807
suncream was invented a while back

>>149723765
>will never bet on him again
He lost to a gay frog ffs

>>149723791
they are not allowed to play while bleeding, probably some AIDS prevention rule

>>149723808
Fritz will never win anything

>>149723818
Yeah enjoy your cancer

>>149723847
yeah sunburns famously don't cause skin cancer

>>149723827
well if Sinner or Alcaraz are not playing he has a very good chance, so he just has to pick those 250 tournaments to clean up with

It's over for the redhead twink and the old man if Grug can consistently serve at this level

>go to take a shower before the match
>end up missing the whole first set
Shitz

Cute

>>149723727
it's surprising they're still allowed these coomer crowd shots

they've stopped them at world cups

Fritz is finished

>>149723874
well it is no secret that if Alcaraz plays at his top level then no one will be able to beat him on grass or clay. It's a big "if", "if" he can

mia is a nice girl, i'll root for she in the final

Why does Fritz always look miserable? Life as a super rich and talented athlete can't be that bad, right?

>>149723890
Maya :)

Go for his backhand, Taylor! Make him run!

>>149723905
He knows he's not the main character of tennis

>>149723905
The retard married and had a child with 19. I don't even want to know what he has to pay her

ginger girls MUST BE BRED by my BBC (big balkanic cock) RIGHT NOW!

*Fritterz it away*

>>149723905
winner mentality

>>149723890
beautiful

yappari, Wimbledon is the most kino tournament

>>149723935
She on that ENDED MY TENNIS CAREER alimony

NICE VOLLEY LMFAO

Can't even approach the net kek

How's it going Fritz Shitz eaters?

Ferrero has spoken

these shots of rich fucks really enrage me as I get older and more radicalised

>>149721871
>losing the first 2 sets means he couldn't win the match
what is this level of retardation?

Every gs is gonna be won by alcaraz or sinner for the next 10 years

cobson will win a grand slam in our lifetimes

Is that heckin Leonardo Dicaprio the movie star in my tennis?

>>149723935
probably a lot more than what Zverev has to pay even including all his lawyer fees and one off payments

Andre Agassi is the only reason I'm still watching

>>149724037
Anon, I don't think he's still in.

>>149723897
don't worry world is healing again from the wokefestation, we'll have them back at world cups soon

>>149724045
You were so confident when you typed that kek

>>149724017
Don't waste your energy, real rich people don't leave their compounds.

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>>149724032
The most ironic thing is that he probably got more out of that Rothenberg lawsuit than he had to pay the court to make the domestic violence charges go away. He basically beat her for free

>>149724017
new money posers. true power money is never seen at the bread and circus

>>149724061
>tfw poor and still don't leave my room
there's nothing out there

Taylor is a failure

>>149724088
Wanted to say this rhymes but it just about doesn't

>>149724088
You watching the wrong Taylor

>>149724082
My brother it is the royal box. a princess was there yesterday.

jt make new

DiCaprio thought he was buying a ticket for the juniors

>>149724071
I now have a mental image of Rothenberg beating himself up as per the scene in Fight Club in that office

>>149724082
Is Bill Ackman a poser?

>>149724099
>>149724099

Celebrity Alert! Celebrity Alert!

>>149723936
lol

>>149724094
public cutouts

>>149724101
yes, any public billionaire is not truly powerful

>>149724138
they're more powerful than your bitch ass

shitzgods
we're back

I love so goddamn much taking a siesta in summer with the AC on and while watching le tour de france or a tennis match. It's peak comfyness. Everything is perfect.

>>149723812
Painful webm!!!!

We have +30 here too... haarp is real....