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>within a couple hours of a beautiful beach
Illinois anon here. We have that too. In fact my lovely beach is about a half hour train ride away, or an hour if I wanna cross the state line to the Dunes and get drunk in public because Wisconsin is more beer than state. Anyone who lives near the Great Lakes has a good beach and islands on tap, free of the fucking great white sharks and other horrible shit that lingers on the coasts. Lmao
Reach harder
>and have good weather
We have nice weather all year round and the lake breeze keeps tornados away. We have tasty food and nice people and cheap beer and a functioning transit system. We're like New York if you surgically excised all the cunts out. You don't have shit that we don't, just a weird tiny dog mentality.
>Muh playground insults
Present your points above a fourth grade reading level and maybe you'll get some big brain comebacks. For now the only way you're getting my comeback is if you scrape it off your mom's teeth.
