Thread 149720767

>England midfielder Jordan Henderson is set to sign for Brentford after his exit from Ajax earlier this week.
JUST

mad how Sharteta has paid Chelsea and City over £200m for players in the past 3 years and not one of them is in the Arsenal first XI

Good windows:
-Liverpool
-Man City
-Arsenal

Okay windows:
-Tottenham
-Newcastle

Relegation SNUBfest "It's Over" Fold-the-Club Danger Zone windows:
-Manchester United
-Brentford

comfy 5th place finish methinks

>>149720892
>Arsenal
>good news
taking the piss are we

>>149720767 (OP)
What a downfall.

>>149720892
only man city have had a good window
>but wirtz
will flop hard

>>149720984
Rashford's already had his number taken off him mate

>>149720984
can already picture Rashford and Cunha boxing the head off each other on the training pitch

>>149720892
>Madueke
>50M
>good

Luis Diaz got death threats for not attending Jota's funeral but at least he did attend a service yesterday
Meanwhile Salah's attended nothing, is blatantly hiding behind his PR firm and the Scouse rats are fine with it

>>149721103
who cares

>>149721103
have a day off lad it's a lovely day outside

>>149720892
>Arsenal
>Good window

anyone buying shit players?

>>149721103
Liverpool customers dish out death threats like they're nothing anyway.

>>149720430
What's with the elephant?

>>149721103
Sounds to me like Salah hasn't gotten enough death threats.

>>149721450
tottenham muttspur

>Tottenham fans already low-key hyping up their signings, squad overall and manager
>PL, CL and cups are on!!11
Why do they always do that ? Even with their newest additions (a couple of young whos and two midtable players after a good season) they are miles off the big boys.

>>149721523
Because it's a fresh start for us.

>>149721450
Was thinking this earlier, they showed a pic of Gibbs-White and my brain registered it as Solanke at first kek

>>149721523
I think Frank will do quite well but not win anything, and we'll have to put up with the insane spectacle of people pretending the manager who finished 17th did a better job than the one who finished 6th or whatever

>>149721523
>Why do they always do that
supporting a football team is supposed to be a bit of fun dunno whats wrong with some optimism exactly
grim that you would even have a problem with this

>>149721563
well ange did finish 5th the year before as well as a trophy so if frank ended up leaving with his best being 6th and no trophy it would objectively be worse

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/diogo-jota-and-andre-silva-commemorations-preston-v-liverpool

>The match will be televised live on ITV in the UK

What the fuck am I reading? Why is this pre-season fixture being televised nationally when it's going to be a 2 and a half hour mourning session? Absolutely fucking grim behaviour.

>>149721523
Cause they're fans and they're excited and it's fun. They could be straight back up to fifth if things go their way a little bit.

i'm guessing brentford would never sell wissa this window

>>149721523
>foreign Arsenal bandwagoner having the sheer audacity to mock any other fanbase for overhyping in pre-season
LOL

>>149721640
Insane spectacle

>>149721697
I heard he was off to Forest

>>149721666
Bizarre

>>149721103
liverpool fans are subhumans

>>149721747
isn't mbuemo going to man united? i can't see them selling both their goalscorers at the same time

>>149721200
please be patient with aw he has the tism

>>149721757
Wonder if the Irish bandwagoner who had a cry in here over the funeral being televised will give this vile spectacle the same treatment.

>Tottenham's all-time record signings (initial fees only)
>1. Tanguy Ndombele (£55.45m)
Blimey

>>149721787
doubt its going to happen now maybe manure can hold on to antony or something

>>149721815
solanke was 65
they even spent 60 yesterday on MGW

>>149721836
>>149721869
The BBC wouldn't lie

Baldbros... this oppression...

>>149721894
The BC works tirelessly for kikes and by extension levystein

>>149721836
>>149721869
>>149721894
I guess that these are add ons included maybe? Since Ndombele's is specified to be intial fees only?

have spuds already spent all the kane money
ljl if the aussie geezer spent it

Remember when United sold Ronaldo for a world record fee and replaced him with Michael Owen on a free transfer

Reading a reddit thread in the man city subreddit about ederson getting abuse from fans and the comments are 50% mancs saying they need a trophy drought to get the plastics to stop following the team and other mancs agreeing with it, or 50% plastics blaming western gambling laws and people being unable to accept a loss, matchgoing fans being entitled and replying to the mancs all upset

>>149722119
Ederson's wife should simply deal with the fact that her husband is going to get death threats if he causes his team to get knocked out of a competition by being shit.

>>149722119
imagine if every time you messaged your mates group chat about your footie team, your last ubereats driver chimed in with a load of broken english comments about how the team needs to never give up, penetrate more and sign neymar. this is the reality for man city fans.

>>149720892
>Relegation SNUBfest "It's Over" Fold-the-Club Danger Zone windows:
kek

>>149721450
MGW is so gay, cap this for 15 years time when he comes out

>>149721623
face it you were caught enjoying your team, how embarrassing

>>149721450
Imagine if Spurs get Morgan Rogers too

>Viktor Gyokeres does not intend to report for pre-season at Sporting Lisbon amid Arsenal pursuit. 27yo required to join squad Sat but told Sporting CP president he won’t play for club again. 5yr AFC deal ready subject to fee being agreed
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1943633934723481726

>>149721896
our goalie pulled the same stunt nearly two decades ago

>>149722396
not a good attitude from this lad. he's just not showing up for work. that's why Liverpool would want nothing to do with him

>>149722482
I believe Liverpool would have signed players in its past to have forced a move

>>149722482
He's justified in his actions because, as Ornstein stated in his recent report, Gyokeres agreed to stay an extra season under the condition that he'd be allowed to leave for 60+10m Euros this summer. But the president went back on this agreement and even though arsenal are paying more than that agreement, they're still refusing it. Original deal was 60m + 10m, Arsenal have offered 65m + 5m in easily achievable addons + 10m.

>>149720767 (OP)
>benderson

Liverpool become the favourites with bookmakers to sign Ekitike

>>149722567
yesterday I saw garnacho going to Napoli, now they have the fourth longest odds and it seems he's going to Chelsea now

>>149722567
Why would Liverpool sell Nunez and then get the black Nunez?

>Diogo Jota and his brother Andre Silva will be commemorated with a number of tributes ahead of Liverpool's pre-season friendly with Preston North End on Sunday.
>There had been conversations about whether the game would go ahead, but Liverpool have decided to fulfil the fixture.
>Ahead of kick-off, there will be a rendition of the Liverpool anthem, You'll Never Walk Alone, and Preston will lay a wreath alongside the away supporters. A minute's silence will be observed, and digital tributes will be displayed on the screen and across pitchside LEDs. Both sets of players will wear black armbands. Preston have also created a commemorative edition of the matchday programme that features written tributes to the brothers.

>>149721815
Did they think that they were signing Dembele?

>>149722395
the are putting the Saudi money to work.

>>149722651
One thing we can guarantee is that Salah will NOT be in attendance

Mbuemo being confirmed later lads( before oasis gig) you heard it here first

Cunha and Mbeumo are very good players but United need more signings.

>>149722848
they haven't signed mbeumo

>>149722651
Getting a bit much now

>Have a straight shot on Mbeumo for months
>Club wants him
>Player wants to join
>Still can't sign him

I'm start to think United were better with Woodwind and the Glazers. This Jim guy is a complete embarrassment.

i dont get who values elanga as a 55mil player
am i missing something

>>149722866
But they will :)

>>149722892
They've literally done this for years. Have a deal in place, haggle for a few million then either miss out or sign the player for the asking price. They did it during the >Moyes era ffs.

>>149722892
Their sporting director who they chased for ages walked away just after months of working with Ratcliffe.

>>149722906
He's worth the 55M. Good EPL proven winger.

I hope Man United do well next season purely to see /sp/ seethe.

MGW move in legal trouble
what judaism has levy conjured now

>>149722892
Looking like it's the same deal with Gyokeres and Arsenal. I know at the start Gyokeres was linked with anyone and everyone but it's been Arsenal only for ages now and still no signing. To the point where he's apparently refusing to train with Sporting.

>>149722995
Same. They're obsessed.

>>149723000
Grim news, could get ugly

Henderson coming to Brentford is byfar one of the worst headlines to wake up too. Might as well bring back Eriksen too and we can have a back and forth booing whenever they pass to one another.

Well least Championship away days are cheaper...

KEK spurs are finished

>>149722995
>>149723013
healthy approach to life dave, seeking pleasure in the misfortune of others

Forest are seething because MGW told them what his transfer fee was worth and Spurs activated it.

>>149723055
>taking a jew to court
when will they learn

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6485525/2025/07/11/arsenal-thomas-partey-allegations/

An article on the shameful, cowardly decision by Arteta and Arsenal to support Partey over the past 3 years.

>>149723110
i don't get it
isn't it common knowledge in football circles and accepted that other clubs know in case they want to activate that clause

>>149723120
If the NYT is against it I am for it

Victim of Partey explains how Arsenal fans would send her death and rape threats after every game, genuinely disgusting fanbase

>>149723120
imagine if arsenal won the CL
nigerians would be firebombing scotland yard

>>149723120
Not only do they bottle leagues, they're also rapists too

Have Livertrannies killed any of their fans or players today?

are there any other rapey chants i can sing at arsenal apart from "she said no"

>>149723120
>>149723151
Crazy how fast Arsenal became the Bad Guys of English football, thankfully they always lose

>>149723120
>>149723151
The football gods won't allow Sharteta to win anything I guarantee it.

Hahaha how are death threats even real haha nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha

>>149723120
If this was united everyone would be talking about out it. Watch it disappear. No journalist has balls to say anything in a presser

>>149723055
Such a retarded rule, didn’t Chelsea miss out on Olise for the same thing?

>>149723120
so basically they did nothing wrong? if the charging decision hasn't been made, they aren't at fault for anything. we have this in my workplace too. the company legally couldn't fire someone because the CPS hadn't charged the person yet

>>149723171
>supports a rapist
>immediately tries to deflect

>>149723189
>>149723171
Absolute STATE of AW's cope

Expect a 6 hour meltdown after this article as he struggles to internally cope with what a piece of shit he is

>>149723151
Arsenal fans have had something like this coming to them for a decade now

>#MUFC stand to make around £13.6m in sell on fees from prospective sales of Elanga (Forest to Newc) & Alvaro Carreras (Benfica to Real M). 20% on c£38m profit on Alvaro (£7.6m) and 15% on c£40m profit on Elanga (£6m)
MBEUMO WHEN

>>149723171
Not today but it's only 13:40.

im gonna be honest
i dont actually care that partey is a rapist
i just dont like arsenal

>>149723120
I don't understand why Partey didn't sign a new contract. Surely he himself knew he was about to be charged, right? Wouldn't it just be free money for a while? And even more if the charges aren't followed through on and Arsenal stopped his payment? Was he hoping to run away to somewhere?

>>149723171
Still can't believe those sick fucks cut the breaks on Jota's car... scousers are disgusting.

>>149723241
I don't care either I just enjoy exposing the tension between "Believe All Women" and "Dindu Nuffin"
Women seem to win this one for some reason

>>149722848
they need a CF and a GK, yah. and get rid of the gang of four

>>149722880
It's even worse
>>149721666

>>149723055
Spurs taking a lesson from El Kloppo

>>149723261
do they though
fact arsenal kept employed an alleged rapist probably means the me too era is ending

>>149722651
that's very nice. i'm glad this sort of stuff still happens in football. it's the sovl that built the sport. only dave could hate this.

>>149723212
>£15m from sell-on fees
>£20m from Amazon tv series
>£60m from Lindelöf + Eriksen + Jonny Evans wages
>£120m from post-season Malaysia tour
We are so back

Mad how after two years of kneeling for black lads when the Greenwood thing broke people wanted him lynched like it was America in the 30s

>>149723055
Spurs revival lasted 1 day, back to 17th

How much did Arteta know?
When did he know it?

>>149723120
innocent until proven guilty

>>149723282
Wouldn't say they desperately need a striker. Cunha and Mbeumo are already goal scorers. Could sit Zirkzee up top to help create chances for a season.

Going out drinking with some United supporting mates tomorrow, what's the best subtle wind-up I can use?

>>149723346
ARTETA KNEW
to the tune of "Big Jock Knew"

anyone else noticed that whenever anyone mentions liverpool there's always an autist who starts claiming those posters are one of like 3 or 4 people, as if everyone who talks about liverpool is actually one person? complete unhinged autism

Big Mik Knew

>>149723376
Just tell em Zirkzee is gonna be the face of United and that he'll do great for them because he's world class

>>149723381
Well he's up after going to bed at 6am and already scouring X so he's bound to be in a foul mood.

Big Gyok Knew (don't know what the context would be for this just like it)

>>149723396
maybe gyok has a case hanging over him to and needs sanctuary

>>149723389
I actually rate Big Zirk so that's a nice easy one

The Liverpool customerbase is rapidly becoming the worst on /sp/. 2 league titles in 33 years has gone to their heads.

>>149723120
Nothing funnier than seeing what has happened to Arsenal under Sharteta. They have 100% lost their identity as a likeable, classy club that took decades to develop under Wenger. Their fans refuse to accept any negatives and have formed a shield around Arteta in a cult-like manner.

If they don't start winning trophies soon you can expect to see Arsenal fans genuinely committing suicide.

>>149723391
sounds like a jobless freak

My friend IRL is a Man United fan and he's impossible to rattle because if I say the team is shit he just agrees.

>>149723424
>their identity as a likeable, classy club
bradders.webp

>>149723417
>rapidly becoming the worst
they've been the worst for a while

>>149723396
@Gyok please score sum goals

>>149723439
You have to remind him that all of their accomplishments under Fergie were completely fraudulent and that they would have won nothing in the Post VAR era.

>>149723439
problem is that united have been shit for over 10 years so they're no longer angry

Black arsenalsissies getting wet for BWCokeres. Please save us white man!

>>149723496
He doesn't care. He's not the average Man United fan though he is genuinely a master shit stirrer.

>>149723361
maybe. it still would be better to get depth at that position. united can't facking score some goals

>linked with arsenal
>immediately becomes gay
>breaks up with hot gf

NORTH LONDON FOREVER!

>>149723151
How would anyone know who she is?

>>149723544
I assume that's why theyre packing the pitch with Cunha, Mbeumo, Fernandes, and Amad. They'll score a lot of goals but they need fast CBs or they'll concede a lot.

>>149723552
Post gf so we can judge if he's gay

>>149723610
She's the girl whose arse closes with a noticeable bang

>>149723610
she went on social media and outed herself. she was basically butthurt that partey rejected her after she bought numbing cream so he can fuck her anally. pic related is her own screenshot she posted on x.

>>149723610
She'd officially get anonymity but it's not like people can't find out if they dig deep enough, same thing happened with the girl in the Ched Evans case if I remember correctly

>>149723674
What a victim

>>149723674
Girls need numbing cream for all races when they take it up the bum…right?

Rashford to Barcelona is looking solid rn. Spanish sources are reporting.

>>149723695
this is the girl. genuinely can't tell what race this is. some mutt.

>>149723741
Mixed race but decent. The eyes Halo.

>>149723741
Imagine getting wound-up on the internet trying to protect her honour omds

>>149723695
my gf doesn't :(

BREAKING
>RASHFORD TO BARCELONA LOOKING INCREASINGLY LIKELY
>fee expected to be between £35M-£40M

>>149723710
if you think british sources are bad then wait until you see the sources they use in spain

>>149723805
Levers activated

Reckon the best move for getting rid of Sancho is just putting him on loan for a season until his contract runs out nect year. Then don't help the spiteful twat find a new club.

what have arsenal done to football

>>149723741
>going to jail for this
ghanaians are a special tribe

>>149723864
>Set piece coach
>Mark
Nominative determinism marches on

>>149723805
*fails to register him*

>>149723864
ya gotta love Midgetland

>>149723674
>>149723741
what a worthless trashy piece of shit neger lover

>>149723864
utter woke nonsense

>>149723864
Direct your vile Geordie wailing to your Saudi club, not us

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

Why aren’t United signing anybody, even Tottenham got a few bums :(

how to reduce fixture congestion:
>scrap cwc entirely
>scrap euro super cup
>scrap community shield
>scrap efl cup
>european club competitions straight knockout
>internationals reduced to just 8 qualifying games in the 2 years leading up to a tournament, maybe all played at once in the summer before

>>149724512
This but the FA cup

>>149724471
exactly, bums. united only sign quality.

>>149724591
Then how come they finished 15th last year (and won no trophies)?

Sheffield United are interested in signing Crvena zvezda defender Seol Young-woo. (Footballist)

Never seen Etikike play so maybe he's amazing but I'm sorry 100m euros for a striker whose best league season is 15 goals is just mental, it's gone too far now

>>149724706
i dont like that english media are starting to indulge them by calling them that
they are red star belgrade. same shit with turkey wanting to be called "turkiye"

>>149723682
She outed herself by bragging on Facebook about what she was going to buy with her winnings (a pink mini each for her and her mates and a fancy holiday).

Why do Scousers love murderers so much?

>>149724838
Need a man's career destroyed for this black kween

>>149724860
Are you ever gonna bring back the Dutch city fan character? I miss him sometimes.

>>149723741
I'm afraid that's what all us amerimutts look like

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh

>>149724953
can confirm, can see from my window with my binoculars (received Xmas '02)

>>149724542
we can only dream

>>149724914
I filtered the Netherlands on /sp/ because of that freak lol. City's terrible results last season banished him from /sp/ though, I think.

>>149724656
Paying tribute to the majority of Liverpools life

The feeling in your soul
Is gonna take control
Nothing can hold you back
If you really want it
I see it in your eyes
You want the cup of life
Now that the day is here
Gotta go and get it
Do you really want it? (Yeah!)
Do you really want it? (Yeah!)

>>149725193
oh that'll cut deep

>>149724721
He's worth about €60m tops

>Rashy and Garnacho back in training
They are going nowhere but won’t get any playtime either

>>149724721
50 million is the average price for someone young-ish with glimpses of potential and every striker that is above average will start at 60-70. Wonder how long that streak will last, won’t be long before 80 million is the average then.

Ekitike to Newcastle is warming up
No denying that Eddie would get the best out of him

>>149725661
If that deal goes ahead there’s no denying that Isak is off to Liverpool

>>149724721
i'm sorry but did someone pay 100m for Etikike? oh that's right they didn't

reminder making up transfer news and inflating or deflating transfer sums is bad etikike and should be a bannable offense

>>149721523
>I POSTED IT AGAIN, MOM!

is it me or are most players just average now? who are the actual good players that PL clubs have signed this window? Wirtz and that's it?

>who are the actual good players that PL clubs have signed this window? Wirtz
10 league goals last season btw

>>149721103
Salah is muslim so the globohomos won't do anything about it

Palace in the Conference League and Forest in the Europa.

Nonri 14

Is football transfer a euphemism for slavery? Considering you can buy and sell players?

Madueke is so good Chelsea don't even give a fuck about him being on the bench on Sunday. Another Shart masterstroke.

>Crystal Palace have been demoted to the Conference League next season with Nottingham Forest set to replace them in the Europa League, Uefa have ruled.

Absolutely PEAK Palace

Hello, somebody tell me with 100% certainty where Sterling is going so I can update my squads. He's interrupting the transfer flow.

>Chelsea went to Sancho and said we are prepared to match our salary contribution we made on the loan deal to sign you permanently, this was around £180,000-£200,000 a week. Sancho rejected
greedy nigga

>>149726135
Announced late on a Friday like bad news always is. We knew Palace were going to lose with how long it was taking to rule on anyway but I didn't foresee a demotion nor do I really understand it, the rules should've meant out of Europe entirely.

Bit mad that Arsenal's last major trophy win was in the 2003/04 season.

>>149725953
>Salah is muslim so the globohomos won't do anything about it
True to say that Diaz got headlines saying he didn't go to the funeral and yet nothing about Salah.

can palace challenge the decision or is that it? feel bad for them but their own yanks fault

>>149724512
>scrap community shield
AW will not like this, not one bit!

will be asking the Scousers in the mourning thread on Sunday about Salah's disrespect towards Diogo 'he wasn't even speeding' Jota

>>149726347
Think Texter can't have 2 clubs in the same competition so unless he sells Lyon there's nothing they can do.

>>149724512
>scrap efl cup
Don't set the Geordie off ffs

>>149726340
had he not been filmed prancing about with a purse I don't think the reaction would have been so bad

>>149726380
I find it mindblowing that people simply ignore that Jota is a murderer who destroyed two families. 9 out of 10 times reckless killers like him wipe out complete families but don't get hurt themselves in accidents like that when they rent cars that they can't control

>>149726398
Calm down Dave, I’m sure manure will win it next season

>>149726646
>t. too nervous to get his learner's permit

>>149726326
Was that the gold one that hadn't happened once in 100 years and hasn't been replicated since?

>>149726974
>draws 12 times

Quick reminder, Arsenal fans would send death and rape threats to women after Partey performed well

There’s a good chance Brighton can appeal to get the Conference spot too. Then it would finally be a real rivalry.

kek @ palace get fucked

“Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don't trust an Armenian” - George Orwell

Liverpool fans feigned upset for days on end over rival fans saying "City fan but RIP to Jota" "Everton fan but it's sad about Jota" yet will not bring themselves to ask why Salah can't be bothered to attend a service for his death

>>149723151
>partey
>scoring
yea okay lady.

>>149727761
you are mentally ill

>>149727761
Why does Palace get punished but not Lyon? How do they decide which one?

>>149727643
Wait, he's still a Greek citizen? I thought he was in Australia for like years.

>>149727816
League position.

>>149727808
Save this anger for Screenshotmong when he's spamming X screenshots from 8pm until gone 6am. YOU WON'T.

>>149727761
Really one of the most painfully unfunny gimmicks yet, and that's really saying something.

>wahh i-it not funny leave our mo alone I converted due to him-
Diaz got headlines and abuse. Religion Boy Salah's getting nothing.

>>149727826
Greeks here don't consider themselves Australian, no matter how long they've lived here

>>149721666
Apparently this was agreed to be broadcast months in advance. Even if you disregard Jota's death, that is fucking weird. I've never known a club's pre-season friendly broadcast on terrestrial television like this.

>A Saudi Arabian entity are frontrunners to secure the naming rights at Tottenham's stadium, talkSPORT understands.
>Dealmakers have proposed two companies, one subsidiary of PIF [the Saudi Public Investment Fund] and a second unaffiliated company. Legalities are currently being explored in order to avoid conflict with Newcastle, where PIF own an 85 per cent stake.

dave's not handling Liverpool's rise well

>Real Madrid are planning to make a huge bid for Liverpool midfielder Alexis Mac Allister.
>Spanish news outlet Fichajes has reported that Madrid are planning to make a €100million (£86.3m/$116.8m) bid.

>>149727958
I get that but I meant him getting a trophy for being a Greek manager. But I think I'm just talking it too seriously.

>>149728040
They can call it the Newcastle United Stadium

>>149728067
Probably the most overrated Liverpool player currently

>>149727808
It's the Arsenal schizo melting down over the shit Arsenal fans have done over Partey.

For some reason whenevr Arsenal get called out he immediately shitposts and samefags about Liverpool, Spurs or United

already pushing him out because they know Real Madrid can take any Liverpool player whenever they want

>>149727829
Wow that's bullshit

>>149728179
Which metric would be fairest

>>149723120
>ABAs will promote the culture of ruining a mans reputation and career without proof of guilt

>>149728203
>Nooo not Ngubu

>>149728138
Describe why. Be specific.

Mac Allister was there

>>149728150
Recently had a look at transfers between Liverpool and Halal. Liverpool to Halal are always players in their prime who leave for peanuts or on frees. Halal to Liverpool are washed up players who Liverpool pay a premium for. Such sad reading.

>>149728193
I mean Palace actually won something to earn their place

>Djordje Petrović to Bournemouth, here we go! After official bid revealed this week for £25m, Chelsea accept all final conditions.
todd's plan is actually working they're making profit on all these frauds

>>149728193
Distance from England

>>149728193
Biggest club

>>149728583
He correctly predicted clubs like Arsenal + Bournemouth are ran by retards

>>149728583
crazy how succesful they are, so many mistakes but they still come out on top. Now they just need one of these brazilians to become good.

We just sold our only player that knows how to pass the ball. Rofl. Lmao even

Gyökeres is going to flop at Arsenal. Not because he's a bad player but because he doesn't suit their system.

The majority of his goals come in transition and from the penalty spot. Arsenal are a team that have the majority of possession every game.

>>149728859
I've been saying this. He would unironically be the best striker in the league if he played for Nottingham Forest but not for a possession based team like Arsenal.

>>149728849
how does another loan sound friend

>>149728859
It depends what a flop is considered to be. We all know he won't and can't get the same amount of goals, the league differences alone confirm that, but it does seem like Arsenal spread goals across multiple players more than having just a couple of guaranteed scorers.

>>149728878
Man United would've been perfect for him because he's a proven success within an Amorim system. As strange as it is to say, he's fucked himself by choosing Arsenal over Man United.

>>149728919
Arsenal's goals come from build up and set pieces. Gyokeres only improves the team with penalties. Hes terrible in the air for a striker.

My prediction for top 6 next season

1. Arsenal
2. Manchester City
3. Liverpool
4. Chelsea
5. Manchester United
6. Newcastle United

I'm open to ridicule but I have a feeling about this.

>>149728986
>1. Arsenal
Stopped reading somewhere around here

>>149729007
Who do you think wins

>>149728905
No thx. Rui Costa is trying to appease us with these old glories. First Guedes, then Di Maria, then Sanches, now it's Félix (although I'm foolish enough to think this time it'll work)

>>149728986
manure sticking out like a sore thumb

>>149729087
Man City or Liverpool

Hope Gyokeres works out because it would be amusing to see all the people who were certain he'd flop but at the same time I don't want Arsenal to succeed

>>149728986
>1. Arsenal
kek that's not even a football club. they merely exist to make Stan Kroenke a little richer each year

>>149729368
Don't forget harbouring rapists.

>>149728986
le epic kek XD now follow it up with tons of twitter screen caps please!

>Ekitike might be at the top of the shopping list right now, but he's simply too expensive at £85m, a valuation Eintracht Frankfurt aren't willing to budge on.
>That's why Newcastle are setting their sights on Aston Villa's Ollie Watkins.
https://www.footballfancast.com/dream-ekitike-alternative-newcastle-enter-race-for-striker-ollie-watkins/

>>149729527
We finally get to keep a player for more than 1 season? Thank you Krösche

>>149729527
why does every club want watkins but not as a first choice

>>149729717
He's good but not great.

Elanga confirmed
https://x.com/NUFC/status/1943750124221485382

https://x.com/AFC12thman/status/1943579236935053409

Arsenal fans have defaced the Arteta and club legend murals calling for Arteta's immediate removal as manager

>>149729821
Isak to Liverpool basically confirmed now.

>>149729952
In what way does them signing a winger confirm that?

>>149730002
He can play up front as well.

>>149730002
cope on

>>149730015
So you think they’ve signed a winger who scored six goals last season to replace one of the best strikers in Europe? Are you mentally retarded?
>>149730021
Seethe on

>>149730041
cope and sneed poocastle

>>149730053
I look forward to the glorious seething when Sneederpool don’t sign Isak

>>149729527
No chance

>>149729717
Price relative to age.

>>149730075
for your sake I hope that happens, you seem to need a win

>>149730364
You post here 10 times a day about a foreign league you don’t watch you fat ugly cunt, you need a win fare more than me

Rumbles of a Mbeumo gazump in the making

>>149730403
we don't sign our posts here

>>149729926
Did not think Madueke would be the one to break the camel's back. Especially when he hasn't even been played or even announced as far as I'm aware. Probably wouldn't have gone down as such a disastrous signing if they actually signed Gyokeres, Eze, and/or Rodrygo before hand. Signing Madueke before any of them, and for for 52m, definitely makes it seem like someone has seriously lost the plot.
Also are there actually club legend murals cause I clicked the link and they all look like modern players.
Also also kinda funny but I wrote the phrase "break the camel's back" before clicking the link lol.

Porto buying Samu’s sell on clauses back means a move is imminent

>>149730555
What kind of road safety message does that send out?

>>149730646
All speed limits in Liverpool should be changed to 20mph

>>149722880
>>149723283
>>149721810
>>149721103
There is something deeply wrong with you.

>>149730555
Such a gay club

>>149730555
it's a complete overreaction by a retarded ownership group who have no loyalty to anything but money

>>149730876
Possibly but Liverpool have shown form for this specific brand of wallowing and self-pity many times in their history.

>>149721666
If you haven't noticed, Liverpool are worshipped by all of the main media corps in this country.

>>149722482
Sporting de Clube de Lisboa are an absolute nightmare to negotiate with

>clearly meant to be posted at the cringeworthy time of 20:20
>they fuck it up and post it at 20:21
LMFAOoOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>149731075
>screenshotmong

>>149731075
you okay mate? it's a friday night. you not heading out or anything?

he is going to be boiling now
that's his gimmick, not yours
mind you it wasn't posted at gone 6 a.m. so

the fuck is a jersey

>>149731075
>>149731088
>>149731113
>>149731120
this is all the same poster creating a new gimmick of "screenshotmong"
its extremely obvious, sad and autistic

>>149731131
That'll be a 'no' on the heading out thing then.

>>149731131
Its the schizo arsenal fan

Why is it so hard for them to sell anyone when Chelsea can ship out every shitter on the face of the planet for a profit?

There is a deeply disturbed Scouser who spams X screenshots of his parasocial mates all night almost every night until 7am as we've all seen but he's so mental he's NOW saying 'Everyone seeing my posts? That is one person. 4plebs is that person too'

>>149731075
+1 for the brother innit

the protagonists of football

>>149731189
Nobody cares, get a life you sad cunt

I know this general is extremely sensitive but I'm sincerely wondering this
Wouldn't Liverpool in reality have more than 1 retired number because we know they can't ever use 96 or 97 for a player either
Liverpool player Tom Hill wore 99 back in 2019 against Villa and there was TAA with 66 so high numbers obviously are otherwise freely accepted at the club

i dont see the big deal with the retirement thing. yes i'm aware it's a north american thing and not done in europe so it's inherently evil and you hate us yadda yadda but it's not like he's some old retired player who died, he was an active player and in fact on his way to liverpool for pre-season training when he crashed
seems like one of those never gonna happen again kinda things retire the number not a big deal (especially when it's #20 and not 1-11)

>>149731266
Nobody cares about it really, it's just 1 weird bloke who's spent hours shitposting

4chan is his entire life and it's all he knows so while the American is blatantly also referring to people outside of 4chan reacting, he cannot fathom such a concept.

>>149729172
>liverpool

>>149731266
He was a squad player and 2 weeks ago the Liverpool fans wanted him out
They are overreacting due to guilt

>>149730453
Your shit gimmick doesn’t even work in reply to my post. Throw yourself under a bus.

>>149731265
>tom hill
i'm a liverpool customer and have no clue who this is, had to google and he played in that villa league cup game when the rest of the squad was away for the club world cup. feel slightly better now, especially cause i remember watching that game, was wondering if my memory had gone to complete shit. apparently plays for harrogate now.
also looking it up reminded me of a few players i had forgotten about, like hoever, chirivella, dixon bonner. van den berg too slightly but he's a little more fresh in the memory since he went to brentford recently

>>149731350
IIRC he did his ACL twice and the club kept him around as a token of appreciation. I think he plays non-league now.

random fifth grader to manchester united here we go!

>>149731444
yeah harrogate like i said ("like i said" not meant in a rude way)
is only 22 still but i mean he basically had zero minutes in the past 5 years cause of the injuries i guess

Isa Slot in advanced talks with several young african talents

>>149731500
evening dave

He's thinking about teenage girls and black willies again....Seedy guy brav.

>>149731511
No it's me Indy!

>>149731628
Pls don't post pics of your house mate

>>149731662
kys indy

This will be the most morbid broadcast of a football match since 15 April 1989.

>>149731307
>me
do you have a ghost writer? if not I got you again

>>149731795
name 5 ice hockey players

>>149731824
Saku koivu, Alex kovalev, Chris higgins, martin rucinsky, mike komisarek

>>149731662
>>149731696
speaking of the delusional attention whore: https://twitter.com/indykaila/status/1943588443268825105

>literal AI video pushing his desperate "ISAK IS DEFINITELY JOINING LIVERPOOL" shtick

>>149731824
also
>ice

>>149731696
Just giving you all the latest and greatest!

>>149731851
had to clarify ice cause these euros play some weird field hockey shit and call it hockey i think. idk it's not worth another second of me thinking about it

KONATE SEEN GETTING 1 ON 1 TRAINING WITH ISA SLOT AS ARNE SLOT WATCHES ON

>>149731868
a "so you're not a fraud" would have been nice

>>149731895
I think that should tell you something.

>>149731895
oh its been like 20 years since ive actively followed the NHL idk if any of those guys are hockey players

>>149731905
you insist I'm on a vpn and I had a rare opportunity to prove otherwise, unless you lads all know late 90's early 2000's habs at the drop of a hat

>>149731948
oh you're quebecois that makes sense

transfer window status?

>>149731948
>you insist I'm on a vpn
I've said nothing of the sort. If you can't work out what was meant by my post then you don't have self-awareness.

>>149731998
the sweden vpn is such a boring choice. do the post again but in a more interesting one.

>>149732018
Where do you think I'm from?

>>149732022
swansea

>>149732078
Wow! You're right! What gave it away?

>>149732101
your flag

>>149731998
>Pissi Cuckitini should have his shirt number retired for farming Eibar for a decade and then fleeing to Paris bankrupting Barcelona in the process

>>149732015
>If you can't work out what was meant by my post
I chose to expertly sidestep your attempt at a barb

>>149732174
In that case continue to reside in your ignorance.

>>149731266
It's commonly done for players who died when at the club. IIRC West Ham has a shirt number retired for a youth player who died of leukaemia or something

>>149732253
>It's commonly done for players who died when at the club.
then why the big ado, just cause it's liverpool?

>>149732253
Dylan Tombides, was #38

Man City also retired #23 when Marc Vivien Foe collapsed at the Confederations Cup.

>>149732267
I think it's because it's never happened before with Liverpool.

>>149732247
>continue to reside in your ignorance
I don't know what you mean by this, nor do I care to

>>149732325
>nor do I care to
You very clearly do.

>>149732380
3 times the player Madueke is

#JUSTICEFORPALACE
#FUCKUEFA

>>149732600
i know the supporters would have loved europa league but am i dumb for thinking conference league might be better for them? lower level of competition, better chance of winning, and they won't have to theoretically try as hard and sacrifice domestic results
i mean im sure palace supporters are excited for any european football no matter the level but seems like they would have a better shot at winning the conference league and still finishing their normal midtable comfortably in the PL

>>149732582
3x as many ACL injuries

>>149732582
3 times 0 is 0 mate

why are united signing more youth players? i can't take this shit anymore

MY FACKIN STARBWOY

>>149734897
>I only wanted spurs
we're gonna be cooking niggas next season, ameribro

meanwhile..

>>149735548
PLAY DA TRACK!!!!

Name a single player Fulham have signed this window

Lads I'm not doing ok

It’s a strange kind of grief — I’ve just rocked my 9 year old son to sleep. He has his Jota Football Card beside his bed. I’ve had the “death” conversation with him , because he’s not had to deal with this before, and this has genuinely crushed him. Parasocial relationships are so strange and so hard to comprehend. I don’t have great mental health, but I get by … But my son, how do I console him when I too feel so crushed by this

Why does this hit me so hard? Am I being overreactive ? I feel so heartbroken for all the players posting their memorials. And these boys actually knew Diogo. They must be so heartbroken that I feel silly for feeling so upset over someone who didn’t know I existed… yet it doesn’t take away from the pain me and my wee fellla are feeling

Just feeling a bit low and didn’t know where else to share.

Also don’t see a moan thread to get this off my chest, so apologies for starting a new thread.

Edit: I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has responded and reached out. Wasn’t expecting such a huge response.

We are doing a bit better here each day.

Thanks to everyone who reached out directly also. Knowing there’s so many of us willing to give up their time just to talk. The response from this community has been really touching . There’s so many responses on this thread - and it’s clear to see We’re all processing this and coming to terms with it. We’ll get through this together.

Thank you. YNWA

>>149735845
kenny tete new contract

>>149735567
I knew niggers were to blame all along. It's an actual joke they aren't shot on sight.

>>149735567
holy fucking shit

liverpool fans are literally the worst

liverpool people in fact

city needs to be wiped off face of earth

>>149735567
Imagine if there was social media around 96+1

>>149736401
>someone associated to chelsea is to blame for a liverpool tragedy and not liverpool themselves

So literally Heysel 2.0

>Luke O’Nien on Sunderland’s new signings: "I’m buzzing that they’re arriving and I’m going to be surrounded by players of the highest calibre. But listen, don’t bring in any centre halves!”

Very disappointed that we won't see the Asian reincarnation of Lee Cattermole until September due to injury. He is absolute shite.

arsenal fans are angrier to Madueke than to Partey

>>149735567
jesus christ
if we're going that far back then blame Liverpool for not getting into the Club World Cup, which would've changed the return time for Jota and certainly his wedding date at the very least
would still be on his honeymoon today

Much like Liverpool's attitude towards the Premier League spending rules, Diogo "Speed Demon" Jota did not believe that the rules applied to him.

>>149737904
with good reason as madueke is shit

>>149738302
>Much like Liverpool's attitude towards the Premier League spending rules
Huh? Out of all the sky six clubs you have a problem with liverpool's spendings?

>>149738328
you are replying to a seriously mentally-ill person

>>149738328
>spendings
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zQSY98g1sA4

Salah clearly has misgivings about the way Jota - who killed his brother, you can decide if it was murder - is being remembered.
I can't blame him for not attending any service in memory of Jota. However terminally-online Scousers (often fans of scouring X) gave Diaz death threats when he didn't go to the funeral so why are Scousers letting him get away with it? It's all a bit of a mystery.

Apparently there's a lot of confidence on the players' agents side and Spurs' side that the Morgan Gibbs-White deal is going to go through. Don't understand why though as the Olise deal was exactly the same and that didn't.

>>149735567
Actually it all started when Tosin was born. No, wait, it all started when his mum was born. Actually, it started when his dad was born. You know what, I reckon his grandparents being born is when this might have started.

>>149738471
Tosin was born after Jota.

>>149738484
My God, it all started when Jota's mum/dad/grandparents/fucking Adam and Eve were born. That is so tragic.

>>149738484
How did that relate to what he said? Stop trying to be a smart arse - you aren't.

>>149738515
The original post was fucking retarded, might as well continue the braindead line of logic.

liverpool fans are going to get bullied rotten in the matchthread tomorrow

>>149738568
The fact that game was even chosen for national broadcast is absurd.

fitting that Preston will be the first opponents in Liverpool's historic unbeaten quadruple winning season

feel a bit bad for brentford. they just start getting their shit together and immediately lose their manager and all their best players and have to start over with hendo

>>149738625
Peak Paddy delusion

>>149738568
How exactly does one get bullied on 4channel?

>>149738814
don't start panicking yet
you'll see tomorrow

>>149721772
>Hungary
>Calling anyone subhuman

>>149738845
Oh no are you going to type some words? :(

>>149739138
So Gordon is leaving then

>>149739256
Didn't realise football squads were exactly 11 players.

>>149732664
>i know the supporters would have loved europa league but am i dumb for thinking conference league might be better for them
yes both competitions mean extra games that will likely hurt you in the league/other cups but europa pays enough for this to be worth it, the conference league pays so little that losing the money for league places for it makes it a charity cup that is a net negative

>>149739298
Alright Gordon is leaving then

>>149735567
i knew chelsea were to blame, scumbag club

>>149739368
An absolutely sensational level of missing the point.

what a way to tell the world that you're balding

>>149738550
>The original post was fucking retarded, might as well continue the braindead line of logic
That is Ireland's line. That is exactly what he did to the >>149735567 post

>>149739539
And I continued it. If it helps Liverpool plastics deflect from responsibility then carry on.

>EPL players don't go from one top club to another
It's like the tenth time this has happened between Arsenal and Chelsea

>>149739756
Jota's turning in his bloody grave

>>149739467
I don't think alopecia is the same as normal balding, anon.

>>149735567
wow we all know liverpool fans are the worst fans possible, but the person who wrote this actually is an evil human being

>>149739717
arguing with yourself pal?

>>149739539
He was (from what I can tell) continuing the joke I made by saying Jota's "fault" comes earlier than Tosin's because Jota was born earlier and thus it's Jota's mum, dad, etc, etc's fault.

personally I think the Göbekli Tepe are to blame, but I wouldn't expect any of you narrow minded sheep to understand

>>149739138
Gordon only worth £45m confirmed

Bloody bich indians stealing our white women!

hard to imagine arsenal pulling off madueke, eze and gyokeres
be impressive if they do

>>149740211
Generational shit.
Champion level shit.
Incoming treble from Super Mik.

>>149740190
"beby jirl i want to make a fuck onto you" - Rodrygo, probably

>>149735567
Kinda crazy how time and it’s consequences work like this

>>149740211
>madueke
Better than eze
>eze
He’s like 30 already
>gyok
White Darwin Nunez

>>149735567
Tosin wasnt the one speeding? Liverpool fans are insane

>>149740190
>tattoo sleeves
yucky!

>>149740190
do you think this is how she tricks him into bathing?

Why is MGW going to spurs anyway? Does he not realise they're complete shit?

Never seen the hype around eze. Sure he's one of the outstanding Palace players and he had a good season last season. But he's like 27 already and has done nothing special for the overwhelming majority of his career. He's more of a one season wonder than a level raiser. I think Morgan Rodgers is the real deal. Way younger, been borderline elite through his professional career and he's only getting better.

>>149739636
Ah. It was I who was too quick and judging then. I am sorry. Carry on

>>149738628
That's the prize for getting good. Complete annihilation same as Southampton got.

>>149740323
Yeah but you can’t have Rogers so it’s irrelevant

>>149740344
If Rodgers has any ambition he'll leave villa. Doesn't necessarily mean arsenal but any of the contender clubs like Chelsea or City who have been linked with him.

>>149740360
Villa will be even worse to negotiate with than they were with Grealish. He’s signed until 2030 with no release. Emery has said he’s their most important player and he’s on 70k a week.

>>149740433
If they don't finish in the CL spots next season or win Europa I doubt he'll stay. It's only sensible for him to leave for bigger clubs, for more money and for genuine chances of winning something.

>>149740323
With Eze it feels like that thing of a player hitting their peak and cazzies thinking they've been "unlocked" or finally "living up to their potential" with their peak still to come.

Forest fans laughing AT Crystal Palace and its fans

>>149740481
>cazzies
Rope up.

>>149740549
t. cazzie

>>149740535
It's an irrelevant 14 civil war

>Andre Onana has suffered a hamstring injury in pre-season
>race to be fit for start of #EPL season
>#MUFC to weigh up going into keeper market

lol

/3pm/ is officially BACK

Rios
Hjulmand
Palhina

>Manchester United main priority after signing Mbeumo is a central midfielder
>targets are: Hjulmand, Palhinha, Rios.

Based on age profile, Hjulmand and Rios seem most likely.

>>149740807
Why weren't any of these put on ITV? Oh yeah "most hated club in the world la'" gets that treatment and no-one else.

>>149740807
how are sunderland playing at 12.30 AND at 4?

mbeumo seems like it'll be a HERE WE GO in the coming days, they want to bring him before preseason tour

>>149740871
According to livescore Crystal Palace are also playing Millwall and Cray Wanderers today too

>>149740904
It’s off now that they need to buy a keeper

>>149740871
Gateshead match was cancelled

>>149740535
A perfect example of the tribalism that will prolong the dogshit running of the game.

>>149740871
>>149740913
Two separate teams. Come on lads, you should know how pre-season friendlies work.

>>149740913
epl teams using split squads?

>>149740941
either different XI or u21 team. even sometimes they don't play full 90 either

Liverpool INSTANTLY terminated Jota's contract to save money. Sick fucking scummy bastard club. Genuinely evil cunts.

One of these is false and the other two are correct:
>Diogo Jota killed his brother
>Diogo Jota is burning in hell, exactly as he burnt in his car
>Mohammad Salah has been actively attending every service dedicated to Jota's life

Answer to be posted in the match thread tomorrow!

liverpool
>bought a random poopensharten for 200m
arsenal
>bought fuck all
these are the elite clubs /epl/ keeps shilling?

>>149740967
Just threw up. Can't believe it.

>>149740782
/mug/chads....:(

>>149740851
>Hjulmand
That's a good one for United. They aren't getting Palinha. No way.

>>149740190
They just can't stop winning.

>>149741155
palhinha is also 30yo already, i mean they can bring him in since Bayern don't exactly need him

>>149741196
I mean because there will be so many more suitors for him above United given his skillset

>>149740782
>ignores gk coach advice
>rejects Monaco move
>snaps own hamstring
He's BOSSmaxxing

>>149741329
>da butcha in 2025

>>149741338
What's with the Polish flag suddenly being a complete ABU? Is this your new gimmick?

>>149741329
Already activated the clause of John Victor from Botafogo for £6m

Palace should also be disqualified from playing in the community shield.

>>149741346
i just no longer rate him after so many injuries

>>149741329
Big Zirk finna do it

>>149741350
I'll update if you can provide a source!

>>149741329
I don't know how it's possible a team so expensive can look so shit

>>149741371
You joke but I like Zirkzee. Hes clearly talented.

>>149741383
Man United isn't even an expensive team compared to the other big six.

>>149741329
Can Martinez even walk yet?

>>149741391
>Hes clearly talented.

>>149741379
The ones saying an offer has been made are all Brazilian so I’ve jumped the gun. Seems likely to happen in the next few days though.

>>149741405
Keep professing this Dave.
Here come the fuzzy maths!!

>>149741409
Back in December/January. Already doing strength and conditioning work.

>>149741414
Better than you, fatty.

>>149741405
....What?
Put aside the 2 that haven't signed and that team cost £430m. How is £430m on 9 players not expensive?

>>149741452
wait until you see how much their bench costs

>>149741450
The things he does that are "good" are pointless little flicks that I do during 5-a-side

>>149741513
your flicks wouldn't be pointless if my foot was on the receiving end

>>149741608
>>149741608
>>149741608

so Dalot changed his number from 20 to 2 is out of respect for Jota, apparently

>>149741613
Are they going to be banning the number 20 in Portugal then?

>>149741711
No, Ronaldo gonna wear it