Thread 149722257

pies in trouble at the moment

Suns forgot they must set at night

no one:
not even keanu reeves:
some maggot in yellow: free kick matt rowell

Gold Coast are not a real team
This whole game is an absolute farce

cox down back

i'll kill myself

Fuck the pies

Can't wait to have everyone suck Collingwood off all week after they win this.

what is this whore behind the goals? is she security guard?

Corr, the ball girl's ass looking fat

loomers?

Enjoyable Friday meme game

>>149722296
deservingly so IF it happens

it's all so tiresome

kek pies are going to win snus are the biggest frauds on the planet

HEAVE HO UNNA

SLOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPINNNNNNNNNNNGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Hardwicks head looks like a big steaming tomato

>>149722295
How to get white gf like this?

THEYRE SWOOPING NOW THE PIES

SWOOOOOOP

How far up against GWS did the Suns get before choking?

the afl is fucking disgusting
the call has clearly been made

this is the battle of the teams with shitty tattoos

get a big sun up ya collingwood

Why isn't this match being played at the MCG?

>>149722343
A battle with no winners.

Collingwood thought they were a chance

3qtr time tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izOdvBmTDh0

Its so ridiculous they pay like 20 security cunts to sit all around the ground like that, completely unnecessary

name the suns captain without googling

>>149722357
sovl

>>149722362
based risk managementlet

nick taking the kick in to get his disposals up

>>149722362
especially considering the only niggers at the ground are on the pitch

>>149722364
devin booker

>>149722364
is it touk? fuck knows

nick is crying lmao

>>149722362
when i went to the soccer the other day all the indian guards (they have to face outwards) were just staring at their crowd and the one white one was just watching the game on the screen instead kek

inspirational of nick daicos to be playing like this despite playing with several injuries and the flu

>>149722362
Once a year or so someone rushes the field and they have to do something. I agree it's dumb but without them if someone gets on field and does a Monica Seles attack and there's no security at all then the AFL would be liable.

>>149722397
/r/ThatHappened

>>149722364
noah anderson

Finally talked to some women yesterday after not having talked to a single one for about a month (bus driver and old woman on street). Feels good.

just opened myself a little ice cream for the 4th quarter

>>149722408
We're all gonna finna make it.

>>149722417
based depressed woman

That Beaumont Tiles chick is pretty hot.

gaycos was magically healed as soon as touk was subbed off

Can we lay off nick daicos? Yeesh, he's just a kid.

>>149722417
Goddamn I wish I had ice cream or at least something sweet. I can't buy any groceries until I get paid next week. Completely broke.

>>149722362
compare this to the tour de france where you have thousands of people on the side of the road unguarded or blockaded with like one security guy every 1k or so not really do anything anyway

roll call
what stage of not sober are you at
0-----------------------------10
sober----------------------- not sober

>>149722449
Sent ;)

Wonder what the meaning is

>>149722449
Think about what you could buy instead anon

>>149722295
don't post my gf

i am not sober, but i am lucid

>>149722449
should lay off the prozzies

Why is there some cunt in a dark corner on a water jetpak in a kiddy pool?

does alistair lyncheven fu cking know what year it is

miss having my gf trying to slip her feet into my socks when she was cold

>>149722449
why are you poor?

>>149722477
the joffa corfe memorial pool

DAICOS

>>149722486
Poor financial management, living week to week and a flurry of bills that all came at once and fell when my rent was due.

Anthony Hudson is pencil necked dweeb with an annoying voice. I will rub his face in dog shit if I met him on the street.

Will stick a fork up my arsehole if Collingwood win.

>>149722503
What if there's no dogshit around or do you always have some on you just in case?

>>149722500
Watch Dave Ramsey my nigga

>>149722500
learn from it buddy i been there
had to change

Matt Rowell has 8 tackles by the by. I assume you all put it in your multi as I suggested?

>Nick Daicos in the centre
>0 goals for 3 quarters

>Josh Daicos in the centre
>3 goals in 3 minutes
HMMM

crisp you berk

Not so Crisp

i'll kill myself

>>149722484
Do girls really?

>daicos is shi-
ACK

>>149722511
Probably just bump into him and pretend it's an accident in that case

>>149722531
based jack crisp

going to my first property inspection tomorrow, i am becoming an adult

>>149722543
kill yourself scum

>>149722543
You'll want to blow your brains out after a few months of it.

>>149722543
ni hao ma

>>149722543
Have fun lad. Don't buy something you don't like

>>149722543
Try to project an alpha aura.

take out the first 1.5 quarters and collingwood is easily winning this

this is unbelievably gay

>>149722543
Think about what you could be buying instead

joshy boy

Umps injecting themselves in to this.

Nick has inspired his brother.

>>149722556
>Don't buy something you don't like
Unless you come from super money, enjoy renting for the rest of your life.

kek what a farce, never watching this fucking slop again. cya lads.

more like m-ACK abdrew

Fuck, Suns can't possibly drop this, can there? This would be an almighty choke. There season won't recover if they lose this.

just for tonight, i am a collingwood supporter

Just tuned in for pies KINO

weller let go of him
seems flopping runs in the family

how to help suns

>Reverse angle
>Josh Daicos was grabbing the Sun's guernsey and dragged the guy onto him
Not only is he a faggot, he's a dirty cheat.

>>149722597
yep
jdaicos was holding his man there on to him, smart play

IT IS ON HERE AT THE PEOPLE FIRST STADIUM

>>149722606
>smart play
it's called cheating

>>149722582
It is too much money to spend on something you don't like, unless it is for investment purposes in which case it is questionable as to whether you will make profit out of it.

>>149722610
have you considered a career in commentary?

kek i thought collingwood would fight back over the last quarter not five minutes KEK

the chad renter vs the virgin owner

free kick collingwood holy fuck kek

that umpy overturn after king marked it lol. couldn't have suns getting anything back the other way after mcstay shanked it

I've seen enough, Gold Coast won't be playing finals this year

wimma harddick

Kek

KEK

impossible to overstate how important the next goal is

>>149722630
They won't get such unfavourable umpiring against other teams.

gold coast "home game" kek reminds me of indian cricket games in australia

>>149722612
By the time you find something you like all the prices will have risen by $100,000 and when it comes time to bid on the house you like some investor cunt will drop an extra $100,000 on top of your max limit. They'll rent it back to you for $900/week though.

darcy cameron is the biggest fucking softcock in the afl
flops and sooks and gets so many fucking free kicks

>>149722634
No, but Steven May

>>149722509
you gonna stream it cunt

Gold Cunt Shits are a joke of a franchise

collingwood sniffing

>Nick Daicos back on the ground
>Comeback stops
HMMM

Just shed a tear at the triumph of the will shown by Carolina Wilga lads

>averages less than a goal a game as a key forward
mcstay sucks

pies status: slicing them apart

Scumps are on the take. This is ridiculous.

holy mother of umpball

>>149722543
In Sth East Asia right?

>not holding the ball
HOWLING

pies are on fire

ainsworth takes three steps, drops it, play on
collingwood player gets caught, drops it, play on
pathetic umpiring

might as well watch wwe

hello id like to report someone choking at peoples first stadium and the [redacted] of [redacted]

most rigged game ive ever seen, you knew coast would lose

>>149722679
hit the emergency stop and inform the production manager

heh heh heh
HEH HEH HEH

>>149722685
5 years BANG

this is so scripted

bit early for the gold jacket i woulda thought

>dressing up as joffa
umm bit insensitive

>>149722674
Thinking about an $80,000 French country house.

not a free kick, literally no contact
umpiring is fucking atrocious

biz idea: rename it Collingwood First Stadium

>FREE KICK GOLD COAST
noooo the AFL's love child can't lose! they're not even trying to hide it kek
go pies

kek that sperger in the special ed helmet

>>149722704
>literally no contact
Are you blind?

*bangs drum*

>>149722704
based specsavers non-attender

>>149722701
joffa is an lgbtq icon just like dani laidley mate

>>149722700
>>149722701
kek
camera showed it too

>>149722701
Gold Coast are 14 years old now, perfect age for Joffa to show up.

fuck what a play

biz idea: rename it Animals First Stadium

Why pay 1 million for a dogshit off the plan box with no nature around and a 2 hr commute to work when I can get a beautiful farm house in france for 200,000 euros EASILY

That's cracking stuff from Andeson.

that clearance was awesome

noah anderson is the goat

>>149722364
that guy

That was ELITE

daisy just said crisp lads

sneed from desire

FUCKING RIGGED BULLSHIT
FUCK THIS FAKE PLASTIC FRANCHISE
FUCK THE AFL

>>149722702
i didnt see this comment before making mine >>149722727
thats funny

daicos tackled, drops it, holding the man
disgrace

meanwhile josh daicos clearance = flopping like a bitch

>throws ball illegally
>HOLDING!!!!!!!!
fuck the daicos cunts get sucked off

>>149722727
I didn't think they have NDIS in France?

noah anderson is literally him

Need joshy daicos for two more touches

>touch pill
>unrealistic

Browny shamelessly barracking for the Pies.

Nice patronizing shit from richo there

>>149722743
wave arms around = free these days, hate it

biz idea: rename it Women and Children First Stadium

>>149722748
im trust fund baby, i got like 9 mil, generates all the money i could ever use through interest

hoskin-outonthefulliot

kek the commentators start lauding josh daicos and /afl/ starts seething about him like they do nick

/afl/ is nothing if not predictable

Fake Plastic Trees was a song written by Radiohead about the AFL in the year 2025 AD
Joke of a sport -- absolutely hate it

i really want to see this game end up with some revs on sen

hoskin elliot is hoskin dogshit

>>149722768
meant the commentators are nothing if not predictable

>>149722762
Looking for a partner/leech?

I know King kicks a lot of goals but he doesn't compete in the marking contest anywhere near as much as you'd want from a guy with his size.

imagine if this chain of possession happened
darcy moore swallow cox

Jarrod needs to keep his Witts about him.

BRAVO DILDO, BRAVO

>>149722775
>commentators heap praise on a player who is playing well
i mean it makes sense

>>149722727
because i can't work in france

nick getting boos lel

>>149722768
That would be around the time Jaicos started diving and cheating.

All three Daicoses are mega-poofs who LOVE sucking COCK and live in WET ON WELLINGTON

>>149722790
nonce

Does sidebottom have the most aesthetic kicking action?

>>149722798
?

nick daicos is so fucking good. his brothers not bad either.

>>149722789
>commentators heap praise on a daicos to distract from their bitch flopping
clockwork

>>149722790
>Needing to physically show up at work
Kek, you're such a tradie.

Joke sport for retards
SWITCHING OFF

Noble doubleagent

Why did Collingwood fuck noble so hard

watch the scumps give nick brownlow votes for this instead of rowell or anderson
then again josh probably deserves the 3

nrlsperg is melting about how active the thread is kek

holy fuck the daicoses are a joke

its okay collingwoodbros perryman gets paid 900k a year for six years to step up in situations like this

Umpball

>Nick Daicos
KWAB
>Josh Daicos
KWAAAAB

I heard a rumour that Nick and Josh Daicos had a falling out about whether Wet on Wellington or Subway Sauna provided the superior homosexual experience

>>149722816
Moore's arse was too sore that night

i scream and clap every think daicos does even missed shots at goal

the loom is looming

loom margin approaches

imagine daicos playing in the 80s lkmao

nick loves getting a dumb free then doing a shit advantage play
>>149722831
>>149722832
loom would be kino

M A C K E D
A
C
K
E
D

>smell someone else's distinct fart smell at work
>later on my farts start to smell like it
>hate smelling my own farts because my brain thinks they belong to someone else

black andrew

>>149722834
Imagine the change rooms

crisp is dogshit

12 tackles for matt rowell

crisp you dumb cunt that's the one player you don't want to don't argue

Holding the ball is such a random arse rule. Pot luck.

Darcy Moore has gay sex with each Collingwood player in the showers after each match
He calls it a "perk of the captaincy"
A truly SICK individual

DUMB NI

>>149722842
based fartmheleon lizard

Officially on loom watch.

loombros wake UP

nice kick fag

LOOM

this supercoach scoring is so fucked
I've seen noah anderson handball it to the opposition 5 times and he's not getting clangers

BLAC ANDREW KICKS LIKE A DUMB NIGGER

>single figure margin

It already is

LOOO0000OO0OM

>>149722853
>take possession
>try to fend off (prior opportunity to dispose)
>get tackled
that's textbook htb

Can't tell you how much I hate this sport

M A C K E D
A
C
K
E
D

why tf are they going sideways
great way to waste time and lose the game

AHHHHHHHHH IM THINNK IM GONNNA AAAAHH

>>149722878
But it doesn't get paid earlier?

HOLDING
T
H
E
BALL

Iblaac Quaynig

MOOOOOOOOO

>>149722834
imagine gary ablett playing in the 80s

>>149722899
heh

edging inside of the loom potential period

>>149722897
>HTHEB
Huh?

BALD FRAUD

Sport is so shit these days
Don't care about fake teams playing a rigged game
Horse shit for morons

DROPPED THE JOSH FRASER CUP

Kek what a dive.

im a loomer baby

>no loom
rip

we revving fineys final siren?

>quaynor
LOL

dimma looks off his rocker on coke kek i know hes not but he looks it

>quaynor
???

high IQ kick

FAGPIES
ALWAYS
FAGPIES

QUAYNIGGER

SUCK SHIT, PIESCUM

And my arsehole is saved from that fork.

basedyyyyyy unnn perdadorrrrrrr

OHNONONONOOONON

LOOOK AT DESE DOOODS

imagine celebrating that """win"""

the suns song is very gay

great moral victory by my pies, magnificent effort

COMEBACK KIN-ACK!

What a slurper.

COLLINGSHIT
COLLINGCHOKE
COLLINGPOOD

>>149722931
how do you know he's not?

jaicos scored 195 holy moly

Dan Houston is shit. Thanks Collingwood for taking him from the Powah.

FUCK COLLINGWOOD
FUCK UMPIRES
FUCK AFL HOUSE

>darcy moore smiling and laughing
he's not a leader of men

It would be the death of the sport is fake plastic suns ever win the premiership.
Disgraceful maggots at AFL House have no idea what it means to be human

awful umpiring both ways
game's gone

>>149722949
>not liking a midi horn solo

GC has the most kino kit

Collingwood need to be investigated for match fixing. They took a dive.

>>149722954
cocaine isn't really a gold coast thing

>>149722957
bit over rated for a 32 possie game no?
daicos tax?

>>149722957
Makes sense. He was everywhere when the game was on the line and virtually all his touches were effective. Massive last quarter.

oh well guess add that footage to the ruined loom compilations on pornhub

Pieflogs BOILING ITT

>>149722902
hell yeah brother

Just an utterly shit sport these days
Pointless

>fireworks for a regular season game
Kek small club.

Nick Daicos cost Collingwood that match

>>149722972
kicked 2 goals and had 7 tackles too

hasn't been a post in /nrl/ for like 10 minutes but there's been multiple of these >>149722980 posts in here

makes you think a bit

>>149722980
this. finally done with it

This might be the worst season of footy ever
We thought 2014 and 2020/2021 were bad...

>that was gold coasts best win
i must be fucking old fellas

>>149722980
plenty of points off the boots of the pieflogs mate

>>149722980
trvke

>>149722972
Supercoach has a weighted algorithm that scores higher during periods when the game is in the balance. A game winning goal for instance will get massive weighting. Everything Daicos did when he moved into the midfield was when the game was close so got scored higher.

Tipped Snus as a Pies customer and still feel like that wasn't even a bad loss considering the 2.5 Qtr handicap kek
Back to Melbin for the rest of the year

>>149722999
up there cazaly

>>149722992
Fuck up idiot I've been posting in /afl/ for over a decade now I'm a rusted on pathetic loser
I just call it how I see it
KILL YOURSELF CUNT FUCKING GRUB KILL YOURSELF CUNT

>>149722992
I've never been able to sit through a full Rugby match because of how BORING it is

>>149722992
the jealousy shit hits hard with proper autists so i think its telling

>>149722980
The only people that wouldn't have enjoyed that are Pies supporters and NRLsperg.

>>149723012
same

all this daicos talk sure does remind me of the gay porn photoshop ‘cord they finally admitted was real after years of denial kek

>>149722999
Krisp Khunt

>>149723021
you're part of the problem

don't see the pies losing another game for the rest of the home and away

6/6 home games

>team losses
>starts creating fake scenarios
kek

WTF PIECHUDS?! WHY IS THIS THE FRONT PAGE ARTICLE??

gg lads, see ya same time tomorrow?

>>149723021
Fake team propped up by homosexual cunts in AFL House won a game
WOW
HOW GOOD
KILL YOURSELF ZOOMER CUNT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SPORT MEANS KILL YOURSELF MAGGOT YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS DOG

this match should've been played at mcg. collingwood are the rightful winners

>>149723037
mcstay is actual dogshit no idea why any team would want him

>play away
>lose
HOWLING

>>149723037
>8 behinds
most normal darcy moore friday night

do alistair lynch interviews on fox count as welfare checks

that was shit
fucking hate afl these days
and before you come at me like a lisping limp-wristed little poof, let me say this: the only thing worse would be watching a game of nrl

>>149723042
Absolutely seething Piesperg

How did we rate mason cox's game?

piesperg is TILTED

fuck off back to the G you fucking protected species faggots, Vic fantasy script in tatters

cute gcs media girl

reminder that collingwood won the expected score

>>149723058
I've been shitting on collingmaggots since before you were a streak of piss in your mum's cunt mate
Try another one

my swans could win their next 3 games in a row and still not move up on the ladder

i guess the pies flew too close to the sun

>>149723056
I completely agree, and I had nothing at stake in that game
how hard is it to officiate holding the ball? if you do not dispose of it legally when you are tackled, regardless of prior opportunity, it's holding the ball
so many awful decisions in that last quarter, the darcy cameron flop, the uwland duck
the so called "rule changes" have done nothing but destroy the fabric of the game

>>149723072
told you last year fuckhead
your club are massive frauds

AFL House Juden working overtime tonight
THE GAME IS SHIT AND WE WON'T BELIEVE YOUR HORSESHIT
DEATH TO THE AFL
BRING BACK STATE LEAGUES
YOUR FAKE FRANCHISES WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING
DEATH TO THE AFL

how do we get to listen to sen1116 without needing a fucking account what happened to this world. i need a radio. dont have to fucking log into a radio to listen do i for fucks sake.

>>149723050
HOWLING

>>149723070
No one wants to hear about your sexual escapades, faggot.

someone just lost a lot of money on tonights game kek

can't remember if i did todays wordle and the others

>>149723078
Umpiring is genuinely making the game unwatchable
There must be some grand conspiracy behind it because the drop-off has been so immediate and severe

suns won the match

pies won everyone's hearts

Friendly reminder that Suns will not play finals this year.

>>149723105
not mine they didnt

>>149723093
haven't played worpel in yonks

>>149723090
I'd crack your skull into twenty paces if we ever met mate consider yourself lucky you worthless little zoomer rat
Limp-wristed tranny poof aren't you fucking cunt

>>149723109
that game made me realise i don't know half the players in the comp

Listening to Bob Dylan.
The only Jew I have ever liked.

>>149723098
I thought the stand rule 50s were bad, I thought the dissent rule was bad, but it has never, never been worse, it's unfixable
we should have known when McLachlan took his job at TAB, so fucking corrupt
the worst part is the idiots in the thread who are quick to blame "nrlsperg" when most of us have never watched an nrl game in our lives

the suns are rising

>>149723078
>>149723098
one umpire called a i50 mark and one called play on but somehow it stays a mark?
it's just putrid, actually unwatchable. must be tanking to get a full time wage

>>149723113
Post your forearm. I bet you're a scrawny, little pussy.

>making the game unwatchable
>keep watching it
just stop watching

that noah anderson goal was probably the biggest goal for the entire gold coast franchise.
when noah kicked it he had the entire franchises work behind it to get it to the point where it is not an easy beat. he kicked it and it signalled the arrival of the gold coast suns.

in awe of how powerful it was as a goal. moving.

FIENDING for a doughnut.

Full time professional umpires is the only hope for the shell of the game that is left
Elsewise, tear it down and start again -- preferably from VAFA 2s and we'll progress from there

>>149723131
>the worst part is the idiots in the thread who are quick to blame "nrlsperg" when most of us have never watched an nrl game in our lives
got a good laugh out of this

>>149723157
I was gonna buy kripsy kremes the other day but those prices are outrageous

FRANCHISE FOOTBALL
AFL HOUSE'S DREAM
YOUR NIGHTMARE

>>149723169
How much does a dozen glazed cost now?

curious how sloppingwood copes about the umpires when they aren't receiving their blessing
kwab

Alvvays - Archie, Marry Me (Official Video)

>>149723128
His gospel music is the best that's ever been made

>>149723193
For me? It's Dreams Tonite

I'm just so sad, lonely and depressed. Nobody deserves this misery.

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149723176
Not sure but from what i saw it was over $4 a donut

>>149723210
cheer up mario you just gotta bing bing wahoo a little more to get through it

Just woke up from my nap. How did piesperg take the loss?

>>149723122
was always a bigger fan of the gridley

Imagine a 12 team VFL
They LITERALLY took this from you in a vainglorious hunt for the Jew's shekel
LIFE NEVER GETS BETTER
IT ONLY GETS WORSE

>>149723210
>>149723214
why don't you two become pals? problem solvered

>>149723232
settle petal. have a drink

now that the dust has settled
was kicking no goals in the first half the right thing to do?

ACCELERATION FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Death to modern soiball, made for maggot gamblers and queers (zoomers)

Any of you guys rob houses or stores? Want to start getting into it.

he's on one tonight

>>149723216
They're not worth buying individually. You save more by getting the big pack but I just had a look and a dozen pack is now $26.95. Still almost $2.50 a donut. Fuck that. Better off just getting a dozen cinnamon from Coles for 3 bucks.

ah yes the fabled, based, and enjoyable "on topic discussion" ive been constantly reminded about

>>149723225
not as hard as nick takes dicks in the arse

>>149723264
crisp naidoc week celebration

>>149723274
prefer the donut shop in the shopping centre that gives you all different flavours

nick looked like such a poof in that match

FUCK MODERN FOOTBALL
only a queer could enjoy it
disgrace to the name of the game
if they called it homosexualist-fagball i don't think i would mind
BUT THEY HAVE THE GALL TO CALL IT AFL FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOOTBALL

>>149722727
Tu ne parles pa français

>>149723225
suns won the premiership points

pies won the narrative of the game

so did josh actually

16 degrees my ass, it's more like 3 degrees

The Strokes - Someday (Official HD Video)

>>149723336
based sheet metal worker

>>149723322
je suis un petit francais merde tete jajaja

nick "the macedonian marvel" daicos

>>149723336
feeling this a lot lately

reckon they are cooking the temperature data to fit their global warming agenda

imagine if nick daicos wasnt a soft cunt and didnt go off the ground for 15mins to have a cry

Fly is seething.

how many people come here on game nights only

Collingwood didn't kick a goal for the entire first half and still almost stole it. Goes to show how overpowered they really are when they decide to play.

>>149722644
Nevertheless. In any case I would prefer to buy something cheaper that I like in a good area, such as pic rel, and continue to build the deposit. That or keep renting which doesn't bother me as much as you. Paying $1M for something you don't like is madness to me.

pies obviously didn't care about the result

that's why they rested 2 key players and played pendlebury as the sub

nick "the macedonian arsefucker" daicos
josh "the macedonian arsfucktaker" daicos

nothing more delicious than the cope of sloppingwood fagpies and their maggot scum supporter base

>>149723215
so richmond, bane, fred, cats or gws are winning the flag confirmed

>franga
>good area

if inlived in Frankston I would go to dolphins gams and stop watching afl

>>149723368
They use a weather machine to make it colder so people will use their heating more, which puts them into further poverty.

Piesperg you in mate?

My annual salary is 210-215k (exc super) p/a
Pre-tax obvs - I'm not rich

>>149723353
trés vrai

>>149723230
same especially since i can just use players from my own club no one knows/remembers

>>149723390
sidebottom deliberately dropped a mark in the last minute, the fix was in

>>149723390
cope
they couldnt have rushed to get the old cunt pendles on fast enough to save the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwGvyHBCMeM&list=RDwwGvyHBCMeM&start_radio=1

>>149723406
i'm tired wobbie

tired of winning

Holy shit mason cox is still playing?

>>149723336
i dont use the bom app anymore its dogshit and always wrong

>>149723415
same

cant imagine living south of the yarra

>>149723422
wrong he came on because howe was injured

>>149723415
>>149723443
What is your profession?

>>149723433
won't be after this year

cant imagine living south of the murray

>>149723452
Bullshit artist.

cant imagine living south of the mekong

>>149723385
While resting the best inside 50 kick in the competition, starting the best player to play in the Collingwood guernsey as a sub and most of the club has been dealing with the flu.

The literally took 10 minutes to peg back the lead just to show they could then took the dive as the AFL instructed them to do.

>>149723452
The most worthless dogshit maggot leech profession of all
AFL administrator
(j/k - lawyer)

>>149723446
this but the swan river

>>149723415
No shit you aren't rich. You're closer to a DSP recipient than your average AFL player earning 600k

>>149723440
some anon said bom got blown out by trying to make more accurate weather predictions due to some natural disaster occurring they didn't predict so now they just make less accurate predictions due to liability issues

I'll never earn more that 50k a year
I'll never own a house
I'll never get a gf

>>149723446
North of the Yarra is weird. I remember being in Essendon thinking how alien in felt.

>>149723452
spartan

>>149723494
cheer up buttercup, you'll earn more than 50k in 10 years when it's worth even less

>>149723478
>lawyer
Faggot.

i have never been west of the great dividing range

>>149723400
>he doesn't know

>>149723512
Yeah see you down at WoW hun xx
I'll tear your colon sixteen ways to Sunday xx

i'm coming out, i want the world to know. got to let it show

>>149723505
10 years?
We'll all be millionaires in 10 years the way things are going. AUD will be worthless.

fuck i would love to plunge a knife into your throat

hello world
this is me
life should be
uh uh yeah
fun for everyone

piespastics on suicide watch

my throat?

Any cunts here watching the tennis for the rest of the night?

Little disappointed in the myheritage dna update

>>149723498
yeah i got a mate who reckons hes been to geelong and he has said the same thing but about geelong

im going to bed you dumb spastic dickhead

>>149723545
ladder mate

>>149723532
I'm not even sure I want to be an Australian in 1 year from now, let alone 10.

>>149723550
nah I'm garn bed and hope I don't wake up

>>149723561
what happened to the minor premiers last year mate?

Just gave in to the urge to eat my own cum again and now I need to fight the urge to stab myself in the neck
WHY AM I SUCH A WORTHLESS CUNT I HATE MYSELF I SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE I'M A CUNT FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>149723559
your mate hasnt been to geelong hes fuckin full of it hes takin you for a ride

>>149723576
settle down nick

>>149723571
this unironically

>>149723545
Why? We did literally exactly the same thing against Carlton of all teams in 2023. It's a meaningless game now we've qualified for finals.

>>149723574
false equivalence

>>149723586
yeah not sure ay im from the riverina go rams lol

>>149723571
this ironically

that was the loss we needed to have

>>149723609
such truth

I'm broke, but I'm happy
I'm poor, but I'm kind
I'm short, but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high, but I'm grounded
I'm sane, but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost, but I'm hopeful, baby

i rape the collingwood magpies and then i shit diarrhoea all over them

Just want to eat 24/7. Food controls my life 100%

>>149723624
Yes. I am a paid member of the Collingwood Football Club.

if i was an afl player i would shave my legs to reduce wind resistance and optimise performance

>>149723629
based harryo after a line of ket

collingwood scum will lose a granny and be like "it was the loss we needed"

>>149723638
Based whaleposter

>>149723641
this but put my penis in my bum hole to smooth out the area between my legs

>>149723638
based toby pink's missus

ABC

EASY AS 1 2 3

>>149723651
fuck this movie is a pisser
>brendan fraser as
>A FAT MAN

Just want to drink 24/7. Alcohol controls my life 100%

remember when asada announced hair follicle drug testing and ben cousins arrived at training the next day completely hairless

>>149723697
based james hetfield

>>149723648
Statistically, we're in one every 3-4 years. Losing a grand final isn't that big of a deal really.
I can see how it would be devastating minnow clubs who have played in only a handful over their 100+ years in the comp.

>>149723700
zoomers would never
they'd just cry their mental elfs
little POOFS

Disgraceful spoort
Wonderful poomunity

>Losing a grand final isn't that big of a deal really.
SEETHING

i have a nemesis on /g/

>>149723662
i don't think my penis is big enough to do that

>>149723761
did you win your last bout?

>>149723763
stiff shit i guess

>>149723488
i believe it
it's actually so fucking shit, only worthy thing on it is the rain radar and even that fucks up all the time

Fucked my life up and there's no going back, lads.

>>149723478
brissy lawyer died getting his dick sucked in koh samui

>>149723824
this is the worst mario impression ive ever seen you suck

>>149723824
It's ok, our lives are very short in the grand scheme of things.

>>149723824
we're all just walking each other home lad.

But I suppose I never stood a chance in the first place.

>>149723824
crisp ghost of robert walls

mopey cunt

>>149723824
based ricky nixon

>>149723697
based simon goodwin

>>149723821
>only worthy thing on it is the rain radar and even that fucks up all the time
I feel like it's accuracy for predicting rain has to be less than 10% now. It's genuinely useless.

>thought I'd enjoy a sleepy time tea before bed
>tastes like shit covered arsehole
>now more awake
Limp

Gonna have a crack at making leadlight windows I reckon

>>149723937
yeah youll be cracking em alright

truly lol

>>149723937
sounds risky

>>149723824
based jamarra

Don't let the walls cave in on you
We can live on, live on without you
Don't let the walls cave in on you (Ugh-ah)
We can live on, live on without you
Don't let the walls cave in on you
You get what you give, that much is true
Don't let the walls cave in on you
You turn the world away from you

>>149723946
kek

>>149723932
does eating arsehole normally perk you up?

how long until carolina is on onlyfans?

I got Bills!
I gotta Pay!
So I'm gone WORK WORK WORK
Everyday!

>>149724007
at least you don't have mouths

fucking love piksters

>>149723999
If it's coated in shit, yes.

>>149724013
He has at least one
he's gotta FEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>149724001
>26
hag. not interested

I’m 28 and have never even kissed a girl

everytime i go to melbourne i get raped up the arse by gay men, its really annoying

>>149724041
based sydney swans player

do you blokes prefer pissing, shitting, cumming or farting?

imagine the smell of the 26 year old backpackers vagina after been in the wild for 12 days

>>149724063
I enjoy cumming the least out of those

wouldnt mind cumming in a sexy womans vagina to be completely honest

>>149724074
corr blimey

>>149724063
Sometimes a good dump can make me moan.

mac andrew's favourite whiskey

>>149724041
At some point you have to acknowledge it's consensual.

>>149724074
her bum would have been really pooey too... she would have had poo on her bum

>>149724063
had a killer slash today, got me thinking about living in the moment during a good piss

>>149724198
god id have killed to eat her out before she showered

>>149724074
>>149724115
>>149724198
What are you blokes talking about?

>>149724299
sweet caroline

>>149724292
Gross. She has tattoos.

garn thailand
https://bunkr.cr/a/lHEElIrN

not clicking that link

thought this jaiswal bloke was meant to be good

SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD

>>149724427
snozz on that girl

>>149724415
when in rome

bit going on in here

>>149724427
i'd like her to suck on my penis

The Suns are legit dangerous this year

The Suns nearly lost at home after their opponent failed to score a goal in the first half

gold coast has the least amount of soul out of anywhere in australia

>>149724547
nah reckon canberra

>>149724612
at least they have snow

>>149724677
True, and with any luck it may eventually happen during a football match one day.

>>149724427
how much do you reckon her match-worn undies would go for?

can't people there are people out there that unironically spend money on onlyfans
same with the people who allegedly fall in love with AI chatbots and act like it's their bf/gf
I simply cannot believe people actually do it

chatgpt is my psychological therapist

i'm so happy bros

what yt kino should I fall asleep too

>>149724799
And in such numbers that it's actually financially viable. Most perplexing.

>>149724863
trains

>>149724547
This but werribee, pakenham and caroline springs

while they may have experienced a setback or defeat in this specific and smaller instance, they ultimately achieved a larger, more significant moral victory.

new
>>149725026
>>149725026

>>149725156
a bit late for a new thread champ

>super saturday
the only two good games are on early in the afternoon when i'll still be sleeping