>Lap:
#8000

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149718296

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq (embed)

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: disqualified for cheating
NOR: disqualified for cheating
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: disqualified for cheating
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Max Verstappen officially signs to Mercedes from the 2026 season, securing another 4 drivers champion titles (8 in total)
Toto Wolff announces a new era of Mercedes and a "final solution" for F1
George Russel sacked from Mercedes and signed by Shanghai Sharks (Chinese F4)
Lewis Hamilton announces coming out and gay relationship with Ralph Schumacher. "I always knew that I had some Schumacher in me, but now I will for real"
Christian Horner opens a lesbian striptease bar in Thailand after departure from RBR
Charles Leclerc announces shock retirement, reason: mental fatigue
Oscar Piastri makes shock statement: "YOU GOT LUCKY TWICE YOU BROCCOLI HAIRED PIECE OF SHIT, BUT I'M GOING TO SMASH YOU, NOT EVEN FIA CAN SAVE YOU MATE"
BREAKING: Zak Brown suffers a stroke after dining out with Edd Straw

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

sex with men

AMD AMX

AMG AMX

MAX FURSTAPPEN OWO :3

Humiliation ritual or delusion? Call it

gimi

edd

>>149729103

Lando Norris is the GOAT.

>>149729104
Cockshame

THIS JUST IN:
>Edd consumed 8000 calories in the last hour.
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=_PWQrj5WligxNIE6

>>149729057
Who the fuck is this girl?

>>149712525
WE'RE IN HERE!

>>149729148
F1 Academy driver

>>149729013 (OP)
based thread

>>149729162
Good. Stay there.

George Russel should be the first openly homosexual driver of F1.

There are 8000 bones that make up the human skeleton.

8000 threads and not one post of value

WELL JIGGEDD

>>149729162
You are good, right there.

>>149729218
206. 207 if I’m watching Gossip Girl.

αγωνιστικό αμάξι με έξι ρόδες

>>149729225
>not one post of value

8000 lies that you said to me.

So apparently HomoRalph said that AMX and Toto are meeting on Sardine this weekend. AMX is already there.
By monday, AMX will be a Merc driver.

I might have to leave /f1/ because imma be a father for the 3rd time, wife is pregnant, so I need to earn more money, ffs
eternal death to mclaren, mclarenoids and hamilton

>>149729191
But George is straight.

>>149729251
we are all going to make it

>>149729271
straight shit

Pozz3 is a unhinged lunatic (average aussie)

Here for 8k

>>149729267
Bye bye

>>149729218
8001 if I’m watching Gossip Girl.

>>149729263
>AMX will be a Merc driver.
GRIM

>father at 40-something
autism

>>149729263
effective immediately
driver swap for next gp

>>149729271
As straight as you. As straight as the average Briton male.

>>149729288
>GRIM

Would you shitcan Russel or Antonelli if you were a Toto?

George Russell is as straight as Senna :)

>>149729314
I kick Kimi. Views would go through the roof with jorj and amx fighting for a wdc

>>149729305
IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>149729314
Russel
Mercedes is a championship capable car since mid 2022 but it was always driven by 2 shitters

>>149729314
Max will never have an actual elite driver next to him in the same car, they'll keep Antonelli (who is utter shit) to placate him

>>149729320

>>149729351
thats a man

george getting a heatstroke like a cunt at the wimbledon final this sunday y/y

>>149729358
Incorrect.

>>149729347
>>149729345
So where will Georj go?

>>149729383
to hell i hope

>>149729383
see OP

>>149729385
Why?

>>149729383
unemployment office

>>149729337

>>149729385
BASED
>>149729392
He’s British

>>149729383
He'll be driving the Newey rocket ship next season

>max to merc
>keep jorj
>another HAMROS kino fight
>amx wins
>retires
>shittalk eff wan online while raising lily
>divorce that hag then bang penelope
best timeline

>>149729412
I want the 33 back. 1 is cringe,

I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /f1/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection.

2026-2032 Max
2033-2038 Antonelli
2039 Alonso
2040 Hulk

Lots of mean comments made jorj sad. Say something nice to make it up to him

>>149729437
gimi

>>149729437
He's the 3rd best driver on the grid after the great Lando Norris and Sir Lewis Hamilton.

>>149729437
Probably would help me move some furniture into a new house and be happy with a beer as payment.

Why would they do it to such a nice family man? It's simply barbaric

>>149729267
>imma be a father for the 3rd time, wife is pregnant
Is it yours though?

>>149729418
Great Britain is the best country in the world.

>>149729437
There’s some BBC around somewhere Georj.

>>149729437
I'd fuck him silly

It's over for the rest of the grid. Aston Martin will rise

>>149729460
It was until 1776.

This thread has been debunked btw

>>149729470
Newey is pure shit, bro

>>149729456
don't be mean. ofc I hope to

>>149729468
Absolutely straight.

>>149729452
How old is the girl in black?

>>149729486
>ofc I hope to
If it's yours, good for you anon.
Start praying that it is a boy, and don't make the same mistakes twice.

>>149729470
PLEASE GOD
NO

>>149729470
jorg in Aston winning all the races
I can't cum any harder

>>149729490
51

>>149729470
I want to believe they'll kick Stroll out

>>149729508
NO
NOOOO
NONONONO
STROLL WILL PREVAIL

Happy Lap 8000 /f1/
Here's to 8000 more

>>149729570
>Georj getting railed by Alonso
We won’t ever get that kino

Havent followed this season, is it still /verstappenwinslol/?

>>149729591
Old Man Alonso is just lucky his teammate is Stroll.

I'm still annoyed how reddit-like you all reacted last week and celebrated a 3rd (THIRD) place by a literal who boomer instead hoping for lewis to keep up his incredible record.

thread 16000 is mine
don't you even think about baking it

>>149729606
He’s fuck Georgj in his BP.

>>149729598
cor

All the stars are here.

>>149729609
Nico getting a podium on merit in that worthless shitbox is a bigger achievement than Hamilwog's entire career

>>149729609
Put more bait in your effort, anon.
Pretending to be retarded this blatantly is not going to work.

>>149729598
No, the car is too doodoo ass at the moment.
The best play verstappen had to try and get a win was go for maximum speed at Silverstone, and then it rained. He set pole though.

>>149729618

>>149729591
Aonso didn't want to sign a 1-year deal at Mercedes because he knew he wouldn't get an extension because Russell would BTFO him.
Admittedly only because Alonso is way past it but still.

>>149729626
The Sauber is good now.

>>149729609
I know you got fucked over but Hulk still deserved it, Buemi

>>149729598
We're in the Norris era now.

>>149729623
>What F1 drivers are in the F1 movie?
Total sellouts with not an ounce of self-respect?

>>149729642
yeah but he didn't obey their pit shitty calls and kept it on track

I am forgotten

>>149729671
>their pit shitty calls
You mean "their shit pitty calls"?

>>149729673

>>149729673
>"British man who overstayed his welcome and was shit the past three years? Sign him to a multi-year deal!"

>>149729013 (OP)

>>149729696
Does the cropped version purposely hide something sinister?

>>149729639
yeah, they said taht kimi was next and would be out in 26, while in aston he would have honda and aramco behind in 26 for sure, and in early 24 the mercedes wasnt that much better than aston, alonso was cucking the mercedes at the start of the season RED FLAG RED FALG RED FLAG
jorge in 23 was a disgrace, in 24 he still would crash into the wall from time to time, if you think for a sec that alonso thought that it would be even close you are a retard
what are you even saying? in early 24 kimi was already a done deal for mercedes, the question was when, in 25 or in 26, so alonso was always going to have only 1 season
plus, at the start of 24 aston wasnt that much behind the mercedes, alonso was cukcing them in all races RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
jorge in 23 was a disgrace and in early 24 he still would crash into the wall from time to time, of course alonso wouldnt have been scared of the CHEATER, cheats his way into a pole, loses it before t1, lol
so his choice was, having 1 season at mercedes or having at least 2 at aston, having in 26 honda and aramco behind

>>149729721
what's cropped is the "stein" from his last name

Dead Bull

wow 8000, nice number

>>149729737
You would probably still have to admit that Alonso is past it and Russell would have been quicker. If you look at Alpine after he left Gasly didn't perform worse against Ocon than Alonso did really including the bad luck Alonso had in 2022.

>>149729743
Absolutely satanic

Reminder that amx would win 0 titles without Kelly holding him while he has nightmares about Jos leaving him at gas stations. Women run the world chuds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkV6J0XhUQQ

>>149729828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jROqpWvWyY8

>>149729761
Meh. The decimal system is overrated.
It's just 8 * 10^3.
Personally, I'm looking forward to 8192 = 2^13, a round binary number [10000000000000].
Or 9261 = 21^3, a round number with a leading 1 in the viginti-et-unary system [1000].

>>149729777
his only bad season after his retirement was 21, and for obvious reasons
23 was the best driver, or slightly behind max
22 top 5
24 top 3
he is, right now, the best defendes, the best starter, has the best reaction time and is the smarter
in qualy he is still a top player(only 5 drivers in the last race were able to do a good enough first lap in both q1 and q2, if we dont count the mclarens, only 3), he is still the best in wheel to wheel
all the time we have this debate, and all the time i say the same thing, i dont recall a single time they found each other in the track and jorge came out on top, i recall twice where alonso used his manlet rage to crash jorge into the walls
the only thing that jorge is better at is being a fia CHEATER

>>149729429
Newfag

JIG JIG
https://jigex.com/zbE7j
https://jigex.com/zbE7j

if max signs for mercedes i am going to kill russel live on webcam

>>149729057
>passes
brandarmy without the stigma of being onlyfans for underage girls. shan't

>>149729906
I don't think that's what and aussie would do, Bottas

>>149729906
seems harsh

>>149729994
nah we endorse the slaughter of poms

>>149729924
Uoh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNtfK71F0GA

>>149729889
an excellent jig

>>149730164
Is that his mum?

>>149730177
No, that's edd

>>149729437
he's probably not as gay as we think he is

I find it weird that there have been little to zero Bavarian F1 drivers despite BMW, Porsche and Audi being located there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJtRYize00

guess my next post

>>149730223
>as gay as
Is there a sliding scale of gayness?

>>149730164
Is that Rebecca Hall?

>>149730164
good edd
t. edd rater

>>149730266
i mean obviously, fucking beautiful men and femboys is barely even gay but having a train ran on you is undisputably home of sexual

>>149730164
shit edd
t. edd hater

Do YOU have sympathy?

>>149730293
>barely even gay
If you say so, anon.

>>149730309
Yeah. I'd pity-fuck her.
Then ask her for Mel C's number, of course.

>>149730324
I'm all ears.

>>149730293
>fucking beautiful men and femboys is barely even gay
The faggot of Forssa

>>149730293
fennosw*ede

best rookie?
lawson
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrwzCjQd0pc

so what are NARB's options

>>149729924
>onlyfans for underage girls

>>149730641
rb and cadillac

>>149730641
ashton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRYEd2zBKMg

>>149729470
Would be based tbf
>George and Fernando sweeping every race like Brawn c.09

>>149730651
Whoa brother...

>>149729598
No he's been exposed

>BREAKING: Christian Horner accepts offer as Chief HR Officer for the FIA

What cunt gp is next?

>>149730524
I've spoken to freaks on >reddit who genuinely hate the sound of v8s and v10s
How in the fuck do these people exist

>>149730690
>Correction: Christian Horner accepts being one of MBS's bacha bazi

>>149729631
>doodoo ass
that's the 2nd time today I see that phrase on this website

>>149730705
yer mums tunnel sized entry

>>149730641
RB

>>149730706
It genuinely sucked live over the course of a race because your ears get destroyed.

Anal sex literally fucking stinks
I'm not sure it matters how clean the girl is, unless they've had an enema or they regularly fist themselves with soap, as soon as you plunge in there fully it will smell of shit. Are people into anal just too degenerate to care about this sort of thing?
F1 related because I'm a Ferrari fan

>>149730827

>>149730852
but you like males, why
even ask this???
come on, lad

>>149730236
Can't go karting or racing after you had beer for breakfast

>>149730872
Doesn't help.

Just posting for lap 8000. If amx joins the great satan I will need to have a long think about who to support

psst, george
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

remembering the anon who got turned on by this image

>>149730963
couldn't be me

>>149730973
it was an American

>>149729013 (OP)
so will narb go for that mcdonalds job

F1 Academy > F1
>>149730973
Don't post fat people on /sp/

she won

>>149730889
Sounds like a skill issue to me.

>>149730997
/f1/ is a BBW general, anon.

>>149730982
united statian*
>>149731005
THEY won

>>149731021
you have posted a monument to ugliness.

we are all gay

>>149731033
what is the next step of their master plan?

>>149731045
You would DIE to have such an assistant. Imagine the pre-race handjobs. Imagine the post-race body crushing after a stressful loss.

>>149730963

>>149731095

>>149731071
gaaning mercedes... WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>149731091
no

Who else grooving? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXMhGADyMxE

Wife ate all the damn pizza. Fucking fat biiiiiitch.

>>149731155
So order a new one you fat fuck

>>149731104

>>149731021
Exactly!
Big Beautiful Writers

>>149731142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8trd3gjJt0

>>149731172
Wife or pizza?

>>149731155
oh no you'll have to fucken flog her now

>>149731142
I'm listening to Magik 6 while I channel my energy into a mclel double dnf in Belgium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfjdaVOWkF4

>>149731172
I don’t eat pizza, fatass. It was for my co-worker’s going away party.
>>149731193
I got a harpoon when I was a whaler.

>>149731216
>I don't eat pizza
Fucking loser lmao

violence against women? /f1/ says YES!

>>149731216
I eat pizza but only on good days (which is a rare occurrence for me). Can I have your wife so I can use her belly as a waterbed?

fun fact: this is still on the table

>>149731237
WTF are you doing in Australia, Jos?

>>149731260
drive my ute at crowds of women, of course
fucken what else would i be doing here?

Anyone else used to watch this bitch? Her takes are milktoast but I mostly watched on mute because her face is pretty enough. Then I saw her review of the F1 movie where she basically called Brad Pitt a child abuser and wife beater and called the movie anti-feminist propaganda because one of the female technicians makes an error and later has sex with Brad Pitt.

>>149731284
>listening to a woman's opinion
Why would I ever want to do that?

>>149731216
>It was for my co-worker's going away party.
>Wife ate all the pizza
Did you plan on bringing stale pizza for your coworker's going away party?

>>149731284
Bro she’s missing a whole jaw, she will birth incels if she isn’t infertile from the years of birth control and dick already

>>149731284
She's just jealous of a fictional character. Women are pathetic.

>>149731284
I dont know who that is but this is wrong
>one of the female technicians makes an error and later has sex with Brad Pitt.
those are two different female character.

where's fraustria? or the flippina?

>>149731320
Did you actually watch it?

>>149731284
>Anyone else used to watch this bitch?
No.
>called Brad Pitt a child abuser
I mean ... probably true. He's a Hollywood actor.
>called the movie anti-feminist propaganda
Why not just call it out for being sensationalized Americanized trash?

>>149731329
Not only I watched it, I Iiked it.

>>149731277
Drive ur ute into a facking kangaroo in the outback???

>>149731342
Well that was my next question of if was any good.

>>149731342
>I Iiked it.
Cheap bait.

What is the best TV to watch Oscar getting gapped?

>>149731284
dunno who that bitch even is, I only watch 1 eff juan channel which that is from an español

>>149731359
83 inch OLED or CRT of any size.

F1 related

>>149731359
Sony XBR Trinitron KD-34XBR960. The Finest full HD CRT TV ever produced.

>>149729013 (OP)
>op pic
imagine an alternate reality where we have a modern mercedes works team that is actually german and not the cucked postwar west german amerigolem kind that lets the outfit become a vehicle for a blm ngubu
imagine the paint schemes

Drinking a gin & tonic right now, just like Max does. Watchu fucks enjoying rn? Make sure it's F1 related or the jannies are gonna FREAK

>>149731387
This is also F1 related because she is the daughter of Flavio and Vettel's car was named Hungry Heidi

>>149731380
For me, it's QLED. Got too much sun in my living room

>>149731387
>>149731406
She got the tits from Flavio, I see.

>>149730667
Lauda had such nice hair
Balding is a curse for young men

>>149731342
Faggot
t. watched it but didn't like it

>>149731416
Its crazy how Flavio's genes caused her to look hot while Seal's genes were fucked

>>149731356
>>149731420
>Cheap bait.
Im not baiting. Two things that i liked :
1. i liked that they crammed a whole mountain of real f1 concepts inside the movie
2. i liked how ending subverts our expectations about the protagonist and the message of the movie.

>>149731387
Flavio should be proud

>>149731387
>>149731406
we NEED to see what flavio's mamma looked like

RB will be Russell and Tsunoda or Russell and Hadjar?

>>149731284
>but I mostly watched on mute because her face is pretty enough
tell that to the argie, jejjej, i thought the same thing, but he didnt agree with me, yeah, she cute ill give her that
but why would you even try watching her shite? i saw one vid that was posted and thats it, she adds nothing, just a pretty face

>>149731435
of course it will, abdul

>>149731435
Russell and Hadjar
tsunoda and lawson are out

>>149731424
Never forget that if you have children with promiscuous women, your children will have vestigial genetic Information from the previous men that jizzed in her

>>149731442
of course they are, abdul

>>149731442
ok, lets say that they promote linlamd to the racing bulls, they would still be 1 driver short
palou?????? but palou would go to redbull, so jorge palou, and hadjar linlamd in racing bulls

>>149731447
keep that shit on the cutfag board, abdul >>>/pol/

>>149731424
>while Seal's genes were fucked
Come on, Seal has one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen. Even without those fucking scars.
Their children got away lightly. Hell, the daughter doesn't look bad at all.

>>149731447
no bueno....
i will never lay with a virgin, so sad

>>149731284
Yeah she's /f1/ royalty.
Funny and has a cute voice

Why not Russell to Ferrari and Leclerc to Redbull?
Doesn't Leclerc deserve a team who has recently won titles?

>>149731453
they can afford to have linlamd and iwasa in vcarb, palou aint never coming to eff juan, hes happy raping the indyshitter, also its not like he has any offers, his only chance could be cadillac but it seems they already have their guys so no luck for him

>>149731461
were you the espanon who had the hsgf neighbour who jilled herself every day right and you could hear her moans of pleasure?

>>149731447
Does that mean I will get super STDs from that too, especially if they don't wash their organs?

>>149731284
>Her takes are milktoast
just for the record it's milquetoast not milktoast. i forgive you because you are ESL. i dunno how an ESL would even learn that word im kind of impressed

>>149731454
>cutfag abdul
From a fucking pajeet larping as a leaf

Do drivers switch teams mid season or will the switch be after the season is done?

>>149731461
Spain used to be a conservative Catholic country. You guys fell too fast.

>>149731471
i want to believe that he is just saying that, but that he is dying for a chance in f1 and would drop indy for a half decent f1 car
how is the trial with mclaren going?
>>149731480
no

>>149731493
didn't read abdul, I don't argue with cutfags

>>149731427
Watch Rush. That's a much better representation of F1, and a much better film as well.
This Brad Pitt thingy is just what Sir Lewis thinks F1 is all about, repackaged into a Top-Gunesque action flick.

>>149731454
>he slepeted with a woman who has exes
grimi

>>149731493
he is a muslim poojeet who is projecting his cutness on everyone else. best not reply to him and feed his delusions

>>149731462
is she latinx? why is she acentuating Café?

>Immediately talking about other men's penis
Must be a sad life

>>149731480
Fuck that's hot

>>149731495
>how is the trial with mclaren going?
havent heard anything about it, maybe its a nothing burguer

>>149731464
>Doesn't Leclerc deserve a team who has recently won titles?
No.

>>149731409
Look at this guy, basking in natural light. la-di-da!

Who do you want to win the title this year?
1. Piastri
2. Norris

>cutfags really think I can't instantly spot them from 10 miles away

>>149731509
Cafė is what they call coffee shops in the US/Canada.

>>149731464
>Leclerc
He's a Williams caliber driver

massive shit incoming

>>149731532
then what's kwabmilton?

>>149731509
>is she latinx?
Did you mean: larynx

>>149731529
Norris has it in the bag. poztree is too busy trying to be lewis when he has no charisma and style

>>149731509
That’s French rather than Spanish, I imagine. Anglo women like to use French words

>>149731529
1. lonso
>>149731518
good, WE RISE PALOU BROS, THE ZACK CAN HOLD US DOWN
>>149731531
ok, just weird that she would know how to use the ´

>>149731529
Ps3
Brits media and DtS fags are creaming themselves to Norris for the longest time, so fuck them and fuck their golden boy

>>149731524
It's got AC, too!

fookin drunk

>>149731551
>DtS fags are creaming themselves to Norris for the longest time
Why? Sorry for asking, never watched that shit.

>>149731551
>DO NOT REDEEM PENALTY. WHY YOU REDEEM?! BLOODY BICH. YOU ARE THE FUCKING. DO THE NEEDFUL AND GIVE PLACE
yeah I shant be supporting poztree

This might be controversial but I'll say it anyway; Boobs of Flavio's daughter? They aren't that big to be honest.

>>149731562
dau was looking tasty earlier wasnt she. time to make your move mate

>>149731550
>The word "café" originates from the French word for "coffee," which itself is derived from the Italian "caffè".
>The French word, meaning "coffee," then became the common term for establishments that serve coffee and light refreshments.
She knows how to use it because that's what they call coffee shops

>>149731562
beware of the town rapist

>>149731567
>They aren't that big
For naturals, they are massive, anon. Especially considering that she's slim.

F1 races need cannons and the last place driver to walk the plank.

>>149731490
>the American mind cannot comprehend being familiar with more than one language

>>149731563
He was the cute twink driving for mclaren
And he got a lot of positive screen time the first two seasons since Rari and Merc weren't on the show

>>149731573
might be out of her league, but who know what a bottle of Finlandia might bring later
>>149731581
I'm a gentleman

>>149731567

>>149731589
>For naturals, they are massive, anon. Especially considering that she's slim.

>>149731598
The more I hear about DtS, the less I get it.

>>149731608
he's right.

>>149731403
>nobody else is drinking
y'all a bunch of soiboi teetotalistic cocksuckers or what

>>149731597
retard, milquetoast is a pretty obscure word even for english speakers, thats why i was impressed a swede would know it

>>149731403
Just drinking coffee while eating some delicious pastry

>>149731608
Only ever seen naked women in porn, anon?
You seem to have a very twisted standard for cup sizes.

>>149731624
>milquetoast is a pretty obscure word even for english speakers
No it's not.

>>149731617
>he's right.
I cannot accept this reality. My hopes and dreams are incompatible with it.

>>149731608
Leni Klum (she is Briatore's daughter, so f1 related) is considered busty in Brazil. What would be considered busty in Poland if she is not?

>>149731631
you overestimate the intelligence of the general population

>>149731567
Bro you gotta show us what you think are big naturals then
>>149731610
It's novela bullshit around the F1 circus that tries to sell you an excitement that isnt there
>mazepin unlapping himself was treated as a charge through the field

>>149731403
>Watchu fucks enjoying rn?
my dau's show. bretty g00d

>>149731630
>You seem to have a very twisted standard for cup sizes.
Our national average is D/DD and my grandmother/aunt were pretty sizeable along with my female classmates for their age. What size is she?

>>149731608
Damn, anon, porn has skewed your views of reality pretty bad

Just ate two really nice bananas.
Makes me wish for another yellow car on the grid again.

>>149731659
what's that? teach me your ways massa

>>149731624
Nigga. No.
If you consume any kind of english-speaking media (series, movies, news outlets, books, etc), you've defenitely heard/read it. It's not obscure at all

>>149731666
>my grandmother/aunt were pretty sizeable

>>149731576
bro, she is latinx, she said so in her last vid....

>>149731675
>let me tell you about your language!
i guarantee you 90-95% of native english speakers don't know what it means. may have seen it before but don't know what it means.

oh an btw
/^Indonesia$/
/^Philippines$/ op:no;
/^India$/ op:no;
/^Nicaragua$/ op:no;
/^Finland$/ op:no;
/^Estonia$/ op:no;
/^Lithuania$/ op:no;
/^Latvia$/ op:no;
/^New Zealand$/ op:no;
/^El Salvador$/ op:no;
/^Bosnia and Herzegovina$/ op:no;
/^Saudi Arabia$/ op:no;
/^Kuwait$/ op:no;
/^Mauritius$/ op:no;
/^Pakistan$/ op:no;
/^Morocco$/ op:no;
/^Kenya$/ op:no;
/^Algeria$/ op:no;
/^Bangladesh$/ op:no;
/^Panama$/ op:no;
/^Venezuela$/ op:no;
/^Colombia$/ op:no;
/^Costa Rica$/ op:no;
/^Afghanistan$/
/^Georgia$/
death to modern f1 "audience"

>>149731692
I think this is just saying more about the intelligence of your average American as opposed to your average English speaker.

>>149731688
I'm not saying she isn't. I'm saying she pronounces it that way because that's what they call coffee shops in North America.

>>149731284
>woman talking

>>149731700
well i did say that here >>149731643
i doubt your average bong idiot is much different from average american idiot or aussie idiot but whatever, if we wanna say it's an american thing that's alright.

>>149731704
ok, now you know, so dont post her again

>>149731669
>implying my frame of reference hasn't always made me skewed towards larger bust sizes since childhood
His daughter may be large next to flatties but calling them "humongous" from the pictures I have seen in this thread feels like a stretch.

>>149731718
You just can't be unhappy in Poland. Big booba religious conservative women.

>>149731732
>You just can't be unhappy in Poland.
Yeah right, that's why everyone wanted nothing more than to leave this place for so long and why everyone has been a depressed stoic for the longest time.
>Big booba religious conservative women.
A meme, nothing more. I may have seen the last vestiges of it if it was ever real in middle school. For the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the world.

>>149731698
>filtered finland
>not us
what

>>149731692
>i guarantee you 90-95% of native english speakers don't know what it means
Your sample size and reference is the United States, a country known for a substantial portion of the adult population being either illiterate or being able to read and write on the level of a 4th grader.

Edd

>>149731718
Well, yeah, they’re gigantic, but they’re definitely big.

>>149731718
As absurd as your posts may be, they reminded me of this high-cultural Polish performance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI
So, thank you, anon, for giving me a reason to rewatch it.

>>149731763
you cool bro, dont let anyone say otherwise

>>149731775
Arriving

he couldn't in good conscience filter me while pissed out of his mind

So is he signing with Mercedes or what?

>>149731763
1 year of exchange studies while I was doing my high studies in Edinburgh

>>149731778
buffff

>>149731778
*they aren’t gigantic

>>149731775
is fat.

>>149731779
I do not remember watching a single Eurovision in my life, maybe a snippet of it once many years ago.

>>149731750
My polish roommate said he knew the granddaughter of Janoz Korwin Mikke or whatever his name is and that she was a dyke
This guy also a fag brother and was perfectly chill with it
So that religious imagery was a bit shaken for me
But him and the other poles were racist as shit so I had a couple of people to insukt niggers with so that was nice

>>149731763
he thinks he's a local personality, don't mind him

>>149731654
>Bro you gotta show us what you think are big naturals then
Himiwako or nothing

>>149731784
Probably, yes
He wants to drive a decent car instead of being in an experiment where they try to find "what is the most unstable car we can throw at Max where he can fight for a win?"

>>149731750
I've worked in 2 seperate places where Poles were frequent visitors and while they were stoic and hard to read, they were always polite and straight to the point. If you helped them well they'd actually smile and shake my hand, too. If they couldn't speak a word Dutch they'd have a Google Translate ready to read to me, and they'd click the mic so I could answer them. As far as foreigners go, Eastern Europeans are by far the best you can get

>>149731778
How big is that? A grapefruit?

>>149731807
nah, I'm not, scat loving Heinrichs are way more higher on the personality ladder

>>149731821
Try to increase the image size and you can find.

>>149731779
>>149731805
I remember the one when the city of Enschede blew up. F1 related because Houthis tried to blow up Jeddah.

>>149731805
>maybe a snippet
Well, if there's one snippet everyone should watch, it's the butter-churning poles.

>>149731837
Remind yourself of that the next time you decide to blog again

>>149731779
Fuark I remember this
That's an old school style wank right there

>>149731784
We won't know for weeks

>>149731805
i remember how in primary school i felt out of touch because my classmates were talking about it and i didnt watch it
the only time that i watched it was when we sent the chiquilicuatre

Big Tiddies:
>Himiwako
>Janeth Vizloc
>Tally Berry
>Chioma Lovv
>Chanel Lacroix
>Thay Marcondes
Shit titties
>everything else

>>149731821
So what I understand is that if I want a big breasted woman, I should go to Poland. Got it

>>149731779
Didn't they win the popular vote?
The only Eurovision people I remember are this group and the Italian degenerate Zoomer rock band where they are actually pretty talented with their songs.

>>149731909
>So what I understand is that if I want a big breasted woman, I should go to Poland.
Statistically speaking, Russia, Scandinavia, Britain, parts of the US, should have larger overall sizes.

>>149731909
>>149731935
Titflation actually seems to have affected more places since I last checked. Ireland has dropped in the rankings big time though. At the same time, these maps all claim different values every time.

>>149731935
Scandinavia? I thought they had smaller breasts. I thought Spanish women and Slavic women had the bigger ones.

>>149731904
>>Himiwako
>>Janeth Vizloc
>>Tally Berry
>>Chioma Lovv
>>Chanel Lacroix
>>Thay Marcondes
What do these names mean?

>>149731968
There is this thing clalled 'search engine'

>>149731952
Doesn't it measure fat?

>>149731968
Probably all "biggest breast sizes in the world" Wikipedia entries

gimi

>>149731916
>Didn't they win the popular vote?
Nah. 2014 was Conchita Wurst. The bearded drag queen.
A lot of virtue signalling towards the main ESC audience, so of course she sweeped the televote:
>https://escinsight.com/2014/05/13/split-views-between-the-jury-and-the-public-votes-at-eurovision-2014/
That being said, could have much been worse.

>>149731935
>>149731952
I’ve always found these stats about breast size kind of bullshit to be honest. I’ve seen enough American and Scandinavian women to know that their tits aren’t really that big

>Ralf: Max and Toto will meet in Sardinia
>lmao Ralf you're always yapping
>...
>oh shit Max and Toto are in Sardinia!

Every time. When will you start taking Ralf seriously

>>149732011
Well when you look like edd everything seems small. What did you expect?

time to get more diecasts :)

>>149731976
>>149731986
>look up the names
>all of them are goblinas with the exception of a korean plastic makeup doll

there should be a weight to breast ratio
in spanish we say "sadder than a fattie without boobs"
fat girls have boobs, but shouldnt count

you all know max isn't really going to leave red bull right?

>>149732062
Why wouldn't he?

>>149732028
I’m exactly like Edd but in reverse

>>149732057
just do waist to bust ratio. no need to complicate it with weight which is meaningless without height.
question: which f1 driver has the best waist to bust ratio?

>>149732062
then why is he cruising the Mediterranean with Toto? Is he doing a Ralf?

>>149732100
>Is he doing a Ralf?
Ralf wishes he was doing him.

>>149732100
>then why is he cruising the Mediterranean with Toto?
stopping the boats #stopinvasion #killniggers #patriotsunite

>inb4 Max tells his pilot to fly empty plane around just fo shits & giggles while he vrooms in iracing

>>149731387
i love women so much bros...

>>149731805
last one was fun to watch on /pol/

>>149732051
You asked for big tiddy fag

gonna put meatballs and french fries in the oven methinks.

Congrats on the #8000 boys. Post the oldest /f1/ image you have.

>>149732261

>>149732261

>>149732261

mclel status? also death to mclel, as always

>>149732261

remember the REMOVE MERCEDES copy pasta? nah, me neither haha

i mean you do, otherwise you wouldn’t have brought it up amigo

>>149732339
remember mazepin or his blessing? i have the image but can't find it

>>149732339
i put it on my league car so i always will remember it

>>149732261

>>149732100
Do you know what a yacht party is?

>>149732487
so was it ever deciphered what he meant by this?

>>149732413
a friend posted that, not me, i don't even know what that means.
me? long time mercedes fan of course
>>149732461
i thought i had it but it was this pic
>>149732471
ik ook

Don't forget to catch the daily recap!

>>149732560
>arran
what the FUCK kind of spelling is that

>>149732544
>we will eventually miss the days of Mazepin
I already miss them

>>149732594
Near a tree by a river there′s a hole in the ground, where an old man of Arran goes around and around.
And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night, for a strange kind of fashion, there's a wrong and a right.
But he′ll never, never fight over you.

>>149732640
>let's make a song but the lyrics are completely nonsensical
they didn't mean nothing by this

>>149732594
British, I suppose

>>149732259
off combo but go off king

US TV rights update
F1 leaving ESPN heading to Apple next year

https://archive.is/bsdva

>>149732679
>says the man who cant make a proper burger

>>149732594
Isle of Arran, Scotland. Good whisky and a pretty kino place. F1 related because F1 drivers probably drink expensive but shit whisky.

>>149732746
kino-esque

>>149732731
lmao
mls going to apple killed mls from what i've heard/read, will probably do the same to f1
i dont care i'm a f1tv chad i refuse to listen to crofty

>>149732746
whiskey fucking sucks and i'll die on that hill
i'll rather drink jack daniels raw than the expensive kinds and i have done both

>>149732846
>whiskey fucking sucks and i'll die on that hill
>i'll rather drink jack daniels raw than the expensive kinds

no???

>>149732739
you cant handle that i fixed what you hold most dear

>>149732731
thank god i have F1TV. Really sucks to loose ESPN. Not having the North American Races on ABC is going to hurt growth.

>>149732881
yes.

>>149732528
There is no deep meaning. Pascal Wehrlein is a nigger. What don't you understand?

>>149732927
>Pascal Wehrlein is a
B-b-but Sir Lewis said that he was the only non-white in the sport ever!!!

Close my eyes, feel me now
I don't know how you could not love me now
You will know, and her feet down to the ground
Over there, and I want true love to know
You can't hide, oh no, from the way I feel

>>149732827
You can't kill what's already dead
Also
>f1tv chad
Are united statesian realy proud of paying for something that's free?

>>149733018
i seriously hope you aren't telling me F1 is free in the czech republic

>>149732961
Show him that tweet and call him a lying closeted faggot

>>149732846
The chad move is to chase a shot of jack daniels down with a sip of 12 year old scotch

>>149732846
Bourbon sucks i dont mind scotch that much

>>149733156
>Bourbon sucks
all of you are sick
one guy hates bourbon, one guy likes the taste of wood glue
fucking madhouse

My favourite car is the Pontiac GTO

gimi

so when can I pirate this F1 movie?

>>149733303
i am checking

/f1/ is the best general on this underwater basket weaving forum. Cheers, fags.

so in light of recent revaluations of dubious relevance why have we never seen an f1 driver kill themself with the car?

>>149733301
good post

i have troubles deciding if it's a chevy monte carlo / buick regal (both G-bodies), buick riviera '65 or a '77 pontiac firebird

>>149733315
Go drink pickles.

>>149733318
Jules Bianchi?

Ublock is dead on chrome

>>149733334
not suicide just a terminal vroomer

>>149733356
why the fuck are you still on chrome

>>149733356
yep
they finally got my lazy retard ass to switch over to a better browser, at least

>>149733334
He needed a crane to kill himself though. His car alone would not have sufficed. And even then, it took him quite a while to die.

>>149733322
>Monte Carlo
I’ll never forgive Hollywood for destroying a lot of those, specifically the late 60s and 70s models.

>>149733356
>still using chrome

>>149733227
Do you even drink whiskey? I thought you were worried about hang overs so you only drink clear alcohol.

>>149733411
well not anymore but i used to

>>149733424
I'll update my dossier

>>149733440
thanks

>>149733446

Now that Helmut is completely in charge......
ENTER

>>149733227
i'm a bourbon enjoyer, anon

>8000 threads
that’s how many times ive accidentally the toaster

>>149733476
me and you

>8000 threads
>celebration thread
>it's a cumdump twink fag backalley rape galore
yeah, dead "general"

Shut up, you

>>149733596
>cumdump twink fag backalley rape galore
but enough about dau

>>149732339
REMOVE MERCEDES remove mercedes
you are worst constructor. you are the austrian idiot you are the german smell. return to stevenage. to our garagista cousins you may come our champinship. you may drive in the zoo….ahahahaha ,mclaren we will never forgeve you. gargista rascal FUck but fuck asshole england stink mercedes sqhipere shqipare..mercedes genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead mercedes..ahahahahahTOTOWOFL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 2007 .from finland we take the champion , mclraen return merc engine to your precious german….hahahahaha idiot mercedes and mclarn smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MERCEDES FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alpin+redbull+ferrari+alfaromeo=kill mercedes…you will 2007/ gimi alive in alfa, gimi scoring point of alfa . fast lap gimi alfa. we are rich and have sponsors now hahahaha ha because of gimi… you are ppoor stink merc… you develop in hovel hahahaha, you build car in yurt

gimi alive numbr one #7 in alfa ….fuck the renault ,..FUCKk ashol mercs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur logo and driver. vasseur aliv and real strong wizard kill all the merc farm aminal with vroommagic now we the alfa rule .ape of the zoo principl toto wolf fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and FIAMG wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our formula we will crush u lik a skull of pig. alfa greattst team.

me when i find the "'bear""

>>149733356
I'm on Firefox 115.25.0esr and shit still works as lovely as ever.

8000 gimis

here's to 8000 more

>>149732893
you cant afford the pricier meat

>>149733825
bother i have more than half a tray of both in the freezer
the fuck are you on about?
i sense youre scared to try it
everything you know will go out the window
or youre secretly muslim which is fine if thats the case just say im not trying to disrespect you

lecute

>>149733847
im just 'aving a giggle m8. im sure you made a tasty burger

>>149733894
but seriously try it
im not joking

>>149733805
Wonder if sitting at a weird angle for an entire week has any negative effects on those cars.

>>149733904
probably not desu

missed the live chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eIXqH3uvhQ

amerigans fear the road course

>>149733904
I'd have to imagine they've been drained of any fluids, if not outright made for hanging and they're essentially just hollow shells.

>>149733965
ah fug comments saying it's not live at all I got bamjewzled

>>149733967
F1 is combat racing, as demonstrated in the movie.

why are children on a steady diet of slop nowadays?
we used to have spongebob

>>149734020
That's only true if "they" like you.
Seeing the penalties with verstappen and norris fighting is getting really lame. At least with the redbull as shit as it is this season there's fewer penalties going in as verstappen can't really keep up with the McLaren, let alone fight.

The movie was good. No idea what you were on about.
https://youtu.be/_n6-hFM72zg

>>149734116
>le wholesome kids edition because we care about the kids, and more than that we care about profiting off of kids

>>149734131
visceral disgust

>>149734131
get out of the car grandpa

SAAAR, I did not force her SAAAR

>>149734209
I can’t. It’s night time and the best time for vrooms.

resisting the urge to make drunken blogposts

gimi

>>149734215
>hello beautiful I will touch vagine and merry you

>>149734215
f1 related how?

>>149734257
Christian Horner raped a woman and got fired because of it

>>149734274
but he wasn't indian

>>149734131
I ain't clicking. Just like DTS I don't want to see any of it. I must remain pure.

>>149734274
untrue

>>149734116
Because their parents are retarded millenials that are inept at raising their offspring so they let the smart devices do it for them, browsing Youtube unsupervised. People born after 1979 should not allowed to be parents.

Reminder that the cars are the star.

>>149734283
>British
Potato, potato

>>149734291
i hate the antichrist

>>149734131
>tp
>tf

I would watch F1 kids, if the kids in question were F1 knowledgable japanese kids as cute as this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-z0VvD_8c
And they'd need to say TSUUUU everytime Yuki does something good.

What happened to Scarlett?

F1 (and the west) has gone to shit. Now what do I do? I'm starting to understand that Irish copy pasta anon

>>149712525
NEW!

>>149734291
>tfw born Jan 4 1980 and a good parent
Do I count?

>>149734312
Just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

pozfags are waiting for the next thread

>>149734342
>old

>>149734342
No, still not new.
In fact, it's getting older and older the longer you keep on doing this shit.

>>149734325
Nobody cares weeb.

>>149734342
SHUT UP

>>149734349
i do not speak

>>149734348
I'm older than you and single

>>149734341
Follow endurance racing instead

>>149734339
She grew up.

****

>>149731782
Yah Mon. Bombaclart filta Mon. Babylon thing Mon. All praise to da most high. Irie

>make F1 tv show
>advertise it to me (the F1 viewer)
>it comes out
>it in no way appeals way to me, the F1 viewer
>uhhh it's not for you it's to get new people into the sport
>make F1 movie
>

>>149734372
Empire strikes back vibes

>>149734361
Well then stop bumping it.

>>149734372
I don’t believe you

gimi 501

>>149734348
I was born 20 years before you my man

single
alcoholic
childless
choose your /f1/ title

>>149734410

>>149734395

>>149734388
>stop bumping
You do realize that no one has bumped it in an hour? And that that was an American? And that in the three hours before that guy came along, it was completely dead as well?
What makes you think I (or anyone here) would bump it?

>>149734410
HAHAHA THIS BOOMER FAGGOT WASTED HIS FINAL YEARS ON 4CHIN AAAAAAAHAHAHA

>>149734420
Alcohol is for losers

>>149734528
single ornery coke sniffing bitch

>>149734420
i choose all three

Alcohol is bad for you.

>>149734581
it chooses you to be frank

>>149734591

do we relent? question.

box box
retire the existence

>>149734591
you cannot be frank he's DEAD

>>149734717
why u heff to be mean?

>>149734717
i didn't even know he was sick

>>149734679
Only page 3, relax

>>149734754

>>149734754

posting in 8k, amd amx

last gimi ever

gimi

gimi, over

reddit, over

My name Frank.

muh name jamal

can't wait to see hulkenberg back in nazi colours

no bake
sleepy

goodbye /f1/

I'ma go sleep like schumi

I MIGHT go to sleep.

i am going to stay awake fuck you all

NEW!!!
>>149735457
>>149735457
>>149735457
NEW!!!

yeah, this wasn't a good thread