Thread 149742445

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>>149735457

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Amx, and Torger, on Sardinia.
Graeme Lowdon talks 2026 Cadillac F1 livery: "You want the best-looking car"
Felipe Massa makes tongue-in-cheek nod to 2008 title claim during Goodwood F2008 return
Helmut Marko "optimistic" for Yuki Tsunoda boost after "intensive discussions"
Will Buxton: Replacing Fred Vasseur risks losing Lewis Hamilton
Norris: experience helped to manage race day anxiety and turn nerves into confidence
Jonathan Wheatley throws support behind Sergio Perez
Apple bid on F1 streaming rights in U.S.
Also has the MLS, with viewership in the dozens
Cadillac F1 chief confirms talks with Mick Schumacher but rules out Daniel Ricciardo
From no-hopers to F1 podium in 12 months: What’s changed at Sauber?

edd

ARE JOOJ

>>149712525
WE'RE IN HERE!

amx!

FIRST FOR AMX MERC

>>149742484
confirmed fake

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149742517
VERY REAL

its over

>>149742517
NO

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149742472
impregnation

>amx on the great satan seat
Feeling conflicted

gimi

Grid girls

>>149742484
>Fake News
ITS OVER

https://bsky.app/profile/jeppe.bsky.social/post/3ltrk4clp6s2t

>Just wanted to remind everyone I'm 100% straight, I love women, when I see a total babe, man, I can't stop myself
>Yo, babe, give me your number!

>>149742445 (OP)
>Will Buxton: Replacing Fred Vasseur risks losing Lewis Hamilton
Lads, it's time to save Ferrari.

>>149742754
look at them
look at franco colapinto's teeth

>>149742754
>cp.jpg

>>149742782
shan't

>Pay female Red Bull employee to falsely accuse Horner
>Red Bull implodes
>Max joins Merc
How did Toto pull this off?

is it still on the table?

>>149742754
Franco!!!!

>>149742840
no but naomi schniff's baby was conceived on a table

Max Furstappen :3

>>149742842
I think Colapinto is the worst driver ive seen in years. Like, Migg/Mazepin bad, but worse. Why did he get that seat over Doodoo?

tfw these two are going to win every wdc this decade

>>149742897
trying to sell this shit to latinx

>>149742457
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=qQ6Qhjlhcm_mgaL8

>>149742948
argies are off the chain insane i dont care about their opinions

amx

>>149742977
good post.

>>149743002
Why is he in an RB outfit?

>>149743019
ask grok

Toto abandoned me

>/F1/ fell into fake news
KWAB

i hate lando norris
i hate lewis hamilton
i hate oliver bearman
i especially hate george russell
i hate him the most

>>149743080
Max is only doing this to fuck with Russel

>>149743104
>aussie malding over england existing
tale old as time.
you should respect the crown bub or the bobbies will have to chat with you

>>149741905
>Greece and Germany both begin with the letter G
Wrong.
Germany began with a formal declaration by Kaiser Wilhelm I, on January 18th 1871 in Versailles, following Prussia winning the so-called Fraco-German War.

The beginning of Greece is not quite as clear cut: One could argue that it started with the founding of Athens, with the Gods competing for the people's favour by offering them gifts. Or more mundanely, with the development of the Greek Poleis around 800BC. Either way, it predates the Latin alphabet, and therefore the letter G.

>>149743160
e*gland tongues my anus

>>149742897
He was on Albon's level as a rookie replacement driver.

>>149743019
Happy now, Laszlo?

>>149743211
>World Champion
>5th
Which one is it? He can't be both at the same time.

>>149743211
Perrfect.

>women's wimbledon final ended 6-0 6-0
races for this feel

>>149743447
Portugal 1958

>>149743447
the entire 2023 season

what does vesti even do?

I met the Mag

>>149743551
race hypercar

>>149743710
sounds gay

Do you get anything for winning a GP? Or just if you're world champion?

So is Max gonna take GP with him as a package deal or we'll have a weird-ass AMX-Bono duo.

>>149743892
>irrelevant netflix character says something sensationalist with zero truth or worth to entertain
many such cases

toaster anon better not say filth about chuck again

>>149743575
Magnum Kondomssen

>Sainz Jr. in a L`oreal shampoo ad, on PRO TV Romania
but I thought he's not gay?

>>149744023
what happens in romania stays in romania

>>149744090
God I wish that was true.

>>149742842
Absolute shitbox, literally not his fault

>>149743974
He became lead commentator for indycar this year and I want to kill whatever mongrel at fox signed him. It’s like a local wrestling promotion signing a shitty, low-tier WWE guy and making him their centerpiece. His role in the big show was to suck, so he’s still gonna suck in the smaller show.

>>149744245
>Good Festival
>Wood of Speed
What do they mean by this?

You worship a cuckold stepfather

>>149744023
L'oreal sell soap now ?

>>149744447
I haven't

>>149744447
tfw im a shareholder in Liberty-Media so I made money off him

Koenigsegg, Pagani, Mazda, Buggati, Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, Monster Energy, and The Democratic People's Republic of Korea should all enter F1 as new teams imo. 20 teams on the grid (including Caddilac) would be fun.

>>149744265
hi franco

>>149744447
Nah. No one is watching it other than American teen girls lusting for Bread Pit and the handful unironical Hamiltards that exist out there.

>>149744447
There haven't been any good movies from Hollywood in years, last one I can think of is Ford v. Ferrari and I didn't get to see it in theaters and I still WANT to enjoy some normie things even when it's hard. Just let me have this one.

>>149744485
This but 100,5% rule

>>149743856
GP is like race strategy president engineer or something. that's like what, a step or two away from TP? he's not going to abandon that just to coach max for a couple more seasons. bono will do. he sounds like a twat but im certain he's good at what he does

>>149743774
Bonuses.

>>149743856
I wonder this too. Max has said in the past that he can't imagine being in F1 without GP though, so.

>>149743892
If Horner can't buy a percentage of Alpine, he'll be in Ferrari by 2027, at which point Lewis will be gone from the sport.

>>149744560
>bono will do
Assuming they take the likely route of kicking narb instead of narg, it would be dumb to take bono away from the latter. They should instead offer GP the same role at Merc and pair him with amx. Image having the GP/Bono dream team of race engineers.

So, now that Max has left RB, who inherits Kelly and her spawn?

>>149744624
Lando Norris

What's the worst road car accident an F1 driver ever had being the driver?

Wait, is James Vowles the same James from the Bottas radio messages?

Fuck you Michael Masi

I personally do not think that Lewis Hamilton is very likeable

>>149744660
Yep.
Whatever happened to Paddy Lowe btw?

>>149744685
#F1xed

>>149744518
>American teen girls lusting for Bread Pit
>ywn be lusted at by horny teens
>ywn be lusted at in your 60s
>ywn be lusted at

>>149744656
Kubica? Not sure if rallying counts as road car accident though.

>>149744720
>Whatever happened to Paddy Lowe btw?
Found dead after a hit-and-run inside the Williams factory.
They wanted to match the tire marks against Frank, but somehow it never happened

>>149744754
I meant like actual street driving.
I ask because after the footballer died someone brought up that it's never racing drivers that die on the street.
Only times racing drivers died or nearly get killed is when they are riding bikes.

>>149744745
Why is he so fat?

>>149744623
oh i didnt even realise bono wasnt with jorg

>>149744656
Mike Hawthorn died

>>149744770
ask your mom

12 December 2021
#neverforget

>>149744828
Very unsurprising it's him.

I made a clumsy Godzilla joke to my new half-Japanese female colleague (5’ 2”) at a work outing yesterday evening and I’m absolutely dreading going back to work on Monday morning
F1 strategy for this kind of scenario?

>>149744862
Have fun at the HR department.

>>149744656
I can't think of many drivers who had crashes, Clay Regazzoni does come in mind but he apparently had a heart attack and lost control of his car rather than lose his life from the crash itself

>>149744862
What was the joke?
>"Can I guess the other half? How 'bout lizard."

>>149744828
À votre santé, Monsieur Hawthorn

>>149744876
here's a picture

What's next?

>>149744656
Not sure about worst, but among those killed there's also De Cesaris, also known as De Crasheris.

>>149744906
I would exclude motorcycles from this because F1 drivers are experts at crashing those on the road.

>>149744906
HulkenGODs can't stop losing

https://www.youtube.com/live/PqtBkPLCSPQ?si=O--bQnqinWGsZfhu
Quali is on btw

>Due to the frequent crashes, he earned the nickname "Andrea de Crasheris"; team boss Ron Dennis grew so annoyed with de Cesaris's constant crashes that not only did he not extend the Italian's contract, he never actually hired an Italian driver to McLaren ever again.
pff

>>149744904
just death

>>149744862
>5’ 2”
>157 cm
Perfect height, fun sized.

>>149744945
as opposed to Ferrari

>>149744933
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqtBkPLCSPQ

>Greek F1 commentator makes a post saying he's only really going to miss Geri with Horner leaving RB
kek

>>149744963
>>149744933
this is not available here anyway, gonna find another

>>149744862
Try a King Kong joke and see whether that one lands better.

>>149744435
this was a shampoo ad, "for soft hair"

>>149743892
average will buxton commentary

I love Abu Dhabi 12.12.2021

what was he thinking in that moment?

OH N-

>>149745031
im going to save you

REMINDER
HULK PODIUM

>>149745089
Still feels surreal desu

>>149742572
>33 meters

>>149745089
i'll never forget it

>>149742572
>>149745101
>33 model

>>149745101
>>149745126
In my mind, the model being 33 and the length being 33 are coincidence by the way. Call it serenderpity, if you will.

>>149745101
>>149745126
>>149745168
Is Max a Mason or something? Why 33? His racing number is 1

ferruccibros we gaan

>>149745101
>glowie number

>>149744881
sweetie, stomp my balls like godzilla stomped tokyo

>>149745231
Cringe

>>149742445 (OP)
>Hamilton 2nd in the exposure standings
Just confirms that /f1/ is butthurt about Hamilton. His performances have been okay, he's just behind Leclerc in the standings. Antonelli is much further behind his teammate, and Tsunoda is way behind his teammate, so they should be higher in the exposure standings.

>>149745343
He actually has least exposure of all the drivers if you know what I mean.

>>149745343
>His performances have been okay
kek
>much further behind his teammate
DTSbaby detected.

>>149745343
Are you upset me with or something?

>>149742551
>Bernie went woke
It's over

>>149742969
Yeah, we're pretty based

>>149745356
I've never watched DTS. Look at Tsunoda in the points standings. He has been very far behind Max, in the same car. The gap in performances between Leclerc and Hamilton is much much smaller.

>>149742897
He's the next Senna.

>>149745414
is san marino on the calendar this year?

>>149744624
>>149744639
Fact: Kiev-yat is never getting P back

>>149742551
no way
Bernie would actually do that given a few more years to live

>>149745414
>He's the next Senna.
He fucks trannies, not children

>>149742551
>bernie turns on horner
bernie turns horner on

>>149744973
How do you know the other side is black?

>>149745409
>I've never watched DTS.
>muh points standings
kek again

>>149745343
>$100M
>constant bitching over the radio
>filling Ferrari up with diversity hires
>losing to his kwab shitter teammate in quali and race results
>inventing more excuses about how it's all the fault of the car and once they 'fix' it his performances will improve

>>149745501
>once they 'fix' it
To be fair, they (FIA) fixed 7 WDCs for him already.

>>149744566
>>149744560
There is no AMX without GP and there is no GP without AMX. Simple as.
Bono's already coaching Antonelli.

>>149745496
Formula 1 has hyperpole?

>>149745501
>>constant bitching over the radio
Every driver does this.
>>filling Ferrari up with diversity hires
I have only seen one black person and all she is just a PR assistant.
>>losing to his kwab shitter teammate in quali and race results
Charles Leclerc is the 3rd best driver on the grid.
>>inventing more excuses about how it's all the fault of the car and once they 'fix' it his performances will improve
He hasn't really had the best of strategies.

>>149745538
How so?

>>149745552
>Charles Leclerc is the 3rd best driver on the grid.
Ha. Ha. Haha. HahahaahahhaHAHAHAHEHEHEHEIIHIHIOHOHOHOHO
MY FUCKING SIDES
EHEHEHEHE
AXAXAXAXAX

>>149745343
>antonelli
rookie
>tsunoda
both cursed RB seat and no real expectations to begin with

hamilton's exposure is righteous

>>149745546
>Watching Fagmula 1
KWAB

>>149745581
Better than watching anime.

>>149745552
>I have only seen one black person and all she is just a PR assistant
So (((elkann))) and the neekeri saying that increasing diversity was absolutely a priority for joining Ferrari is just to troll f1/
>i don't see it therefore it does not exist
>even if I live 4000 km from the factory and do not attend races in person so Wouldn't even have any idea what the demographics of the labour force is

>>149745501
we all know he did it to be able to brag on red carpet that he was racing for ferrari in f1 as "black"

>>149745603
>>149745581
both of you calm down

>>149745603
What does anime have to do with what she posted?

How is Sainz not top 5 in the WEC?

>>149745446
Anon wtf, we've had imola just a couple months ago, and it was even franco's debut race at alpeen.

Redbullsisters… is it over?

>>149745675
i know, you vote him even when the terrorist yuki tusnoda crashed into him twice but still he isnt in the top 5

>>149742728
>trusting bluecry

>>149745697
'fraid so

>>149744745
>max 1 week after living in america

>>149745781
max if he bobby hill

>>149742728
>>149745730
The post makes sense and even provides a video as a reference, but it only debunks the pic at >>149742484
which shows toto boarding amx's plane.
In truth, both simply traveled to Sardinia on their yachts, as shown on >>149742572 and did meet.

>>149745660
>she

>>149745822
That boy ain’t right

toto the boy that cried wolf

>>149745101
wtf I hate max now

>>149744624
yuki

>"brits" are shitposting again
yup, dead thread

Max Verstappen was always meant to be a Mercedes driver, that's why I'm confused

>>149746004
About what?

>>149746004
Oh yeah he would have been a Mercedes junior driver if Toro Rosso didn't pick him up.

zesty little fruit

>>149746041
How did they do that?

>>149746072
drone

>>149746041
Why's he holding a shaving brush?

If George loses the Mercedes seat to Verstappen, would he be KWABOTY for 2025

>>149745697
It's completely fucking done.
>Ford engines that will be utterly shit
>car designed by literal retards who don't know how to draw a car
>in a wind tunnel that was made to test the Supermarine Spitfire
>no leadership
>no sense of belonging
>all key people gone
>AMX now drives for Mercedes
Dead Bull's gonna be dead last.

drivers
>age 15 and under: lil bro
>age 22-25 and above: unc
>age 30+: unc ancient
>age 40+: fossil
>age 50+: boomer

>>149746172
i dunno, 2025 is looking to be a real hard battle for KWABOTY

imagine being Ford right now

>>149746243
Found
On the
Racetrack
Dead

>>149746243
Faggots
Occasionally
Riding
Dicks

Max>merc
Hulk>Red bull
Ruslel>audi

>>149746243
fix
ot
rgain
diny

>>149746361
>diny
Don’t, you fuckhead.

>>149746361
>diny
Dony, you fuckhead.

>>149746361
>diny
Dino, testa di cazzo.

narb a shit

>>149746243
they won't be in F1 in 2026, even more KWAB for RBR

>>149746490
What is the GTO thinking?

>>149746243
Fucked
Obscenely
Regularly
Destroyed

>>149746079
Drones can go that fast now?

What are they even thinking right now?

Fucked
Orifices
Rectum
Destroyed

>>149746713
>cageanons idea of a good time

how am I supposed to know which f1 rumours to trust when edd is in bedd???

Is it just me or do none of the current F2 guys including Lindblad seem all that good
Hadjar did show some potential inbetween the bouts screaming at his team over the radio last year at least, there's no one like that this year though

>>149746756
Stop posting Gorillarin here

>>149746810
Alex Dunne is great.

>>149746810
>>149746824
There hasn't been a good F2 prospect, ever.

>>149746756
Would you really trust anyone who's fat?

>>149746833
Leclerc, Russell and Piastri.

>>149746833
Zhou Guanyu.

>>149746810
The current crop of F3 drivers is a lot more promising. Camara will 100% get an F1 drive in 2027 and so will Slater

>>149746862
>Leclerc,
Pole merchant
>Russell
Not even human
>Piastri.
Who? You mean Oscar "Lando please hand me back the position, that really wasn't fair, hello? Lando please respond?" Piastri?
>>149746883
Semi-pro CS2 players need not apply.

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

F2/GP2 went to shit once the FIA got their hands on it.

>>149746945
There's no need to remind us of this so frequently saar

>>149746917
>pole merchant
How is being able to get on pole a bad thing?
Sure he is weakmind and fails to convert into wins but half the times it's strattegi regretti from Ferrari, and some of the other times is really just Ferrari being a one lap car rather than a pace machine

>>149746956
I don't argue with cutfags

>>149745603
2hu is a game however

>>149746917
Oscar "SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM PENALTY! DO NOT REDEEM! WHY YOU REDEEM!! BLOODY BICH. YOU ARE THE FUCKING! DO NEEDFUL NORRIS AND GIVE PLACE" Piastri

poztri

>>149746954
It was always churning out shit
>>149746978
So just to be clear you do argue with uncircumcised homosexuals then?
>>149746972
Because if your car is capable of getting pole but you almost always end up off the top step then you almost always would have been better off putting on more downforce to focus on race pace/deg.

>>149746983
Oh, really? Post chart then.

strimsy has fallen

One way to get into F1

Next poster after mine is a European.

I LOVE THE EU

>>149747179
Definitely a VPN

See? I’m psychic. WWIII will happen 28th September 2025

F1 Academy > F1

>>149747203
Who wins? Mclaren or Mercedes?

>>149747310
McLel :(

2026 WCC

1. Audi
2. Mercedes
3. Aston Martin-Honda
4. Ferrari
5. McLaren-Mercedes
6. Cadillac-Ferrari
7. Haas-Ferrari
8. Alpine-Mercedes
9. Williams-Mercedes
10. Racing Bulls-Ford
11. Red Bull Racing-Ford

baking

huge shit

>>149747648
careful, hamilton fans will get angry

>>149747179
Most european thing to say indeed

>>149747659
dedicated it to Vettel

>>149742572
>>149745828
fake.
toto's yacht is called V, not Soiree
>https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:6643348/mmsi:229052000/imo:9934395/vessel:V
max's info is correct

>>149747715
Looks like it. Searching for "toto wolff soiree" gives nothing.

>>149747530
Williams has been prioritizing the 2026 car's development for the past 2.5 years, surely it'd be good right? Albong even says he doesn't expect any podiums this season but does expect multiple next season

I called all these fake 2 threads ago

>>149747754
>Searching for "toto wolff soiree"
Try "Suzie Wolff soiree"

>>149747839
toto and cary have a lot in common as effeminate gay men

>>149747530
with that numbers alonso would win the wdc

>>149747964
How so?

>>149745218
and guess how many 1's there are in 33... that's right, 33
not sure I can support this amxbros...

>>149748033
Hes forgetting that Stroll scores more points than Alonso

>>149748041
That's what we have flags for.

>>149747964
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>149748330
That key pic doesn't look like Kelly

>>149748343
https://www.instagram.com/stories/kellypiquet/3674951115951274279/

>>149748330
>>149748363
>Only after the birth of Lily
It's over for amd amx's cock
>Kelly is shilling a $1000 stroller

Gonna make me a steak with some potatoes and green beans. Beefing up for Spa

>>149748430
>Beefing up for Spa
are you the campfire roast?

>>149748454
stop saying things I don't understand.

>>149747530
I need Audi to die as punishment.

>>149748430
I thought you dutch had dinner at 6

>>149742445 (OP)
>Amx, and Torger, on Sardinia.
Shaka, when the walls fell...

>>149748543
Pretty sure it was "sex at dinner".

poz3

>>149747810
anon, there's faggots u18 itt, come on now

>>149748543
people here do but I'm not people

>>149748593
>german makes a decent joke
You're alright Hans

>>149742445 (OP)
>Will Buxton: Replacing Fred Vasseur risks losing Lewis Hamilton
I see no issue with this.

Newey’s aura is unmatched.

>>149748882
his what

>>149745477
Yes I've never watched DTS, and yes points standings. Lewis isn't driving too badly, not far off his teammate, and remember that Lewis is 40. His reactions probably aren't as good as the younger drivers. Yuki meanwhile is WAY behind his teammate in performance, so really Yuki has been exposed this season more than Lewis has.

This thread just hates Lewis because he's black - it's nothing to do with how well or badly he drives.

>plebbit spacing bait
grim

I hate Lewis because he's English and I am a self-hating faggot, stop crying about racism

>>149748897
>This thread just hates Lewis because he's black - it's nothing to do with how well or badly he drives.

d-did you think there was another reason for Lewis’ hate on here? He’s still a great driver, and was one of the best ever when he was in his prime. That’s the end of the argument. No need to listen to people who say he’s always been shit.

>he lost the wdc
>while partaking in every race
>while enjoying perfect reliability
>against an opponent who didn't
>in a car that won the wcc by miles
>TWICE

When did Hamilton lose his personality?

>>149749125
When he was raped by Klaus Schwab

>>149748897
Next time try disguising your trolling a bit better at least.

El Salvador Grand Bukele Prix 2020

You heard it here first.

>>149749208
more like BUCCele

>>149749208
Mr. Bukkake, why leak it here first?

KWABOAT hall of fame (losing the WDC in a car that won the WCC while enjoying perfect reliability against an opponent who didn't):

>(2X) kwabmilt*n (2007, 2021)
>kwablonso (2007)
>pozrris (2024)
>peeasstri (2024)

>>149749242
I know that outside of this thread no one will ever know that’s happening. You know what i mean by that

>>149749237
Didn’t laugh

fabi

>>149749242
Epstein's murder was leaked on 4chan. (((Toto))) & (((Sky F1 News))) browse /f1/. Do NOT ask questions. Do you understand?

>>149749295
Makes sense that this is a rather contemporary phenomenon, considering that (near-)perfect reliability was unthinkable just 20 years ago.
Also makes sense that Sir Lewis leads that statistic, considering how he's always had competitive cars, always underperformed them and never had to earn his drive in his whole career.

>>149749208
You're a few years behind.

>>149749430
That's very interesting. Now, how do I get a gf?

>>149749473
>Now, how do I get a gf?
To obtain Ifrit as a Guardian Force (GF) in Final Fantasy VIII, you need to defeat him in the Fire Cavern during the SeeD exam. The Fire Cavern is located near Balamb and can be accessed after completing the initial SeeD exam tasks. After defeating Ifrit, he will join your party as a GF.

>>149749295
Winning the WCC and losing the WDC means nothing when you have a shitter in the best car to sandbag

>>149744862
Will you finally follow what that other brazilian anon obsessed with japanese women did?
>Hapa
Take it or leave it

>>149749504
thank you Grok please spare me on judgement day

>>149749506
he doesnt watch the races, do you think that he is understanding what you are talking about?

>>149749506
Are you implying that any team would ever sandbag to the extent that they intentionally lose the WCC?

>>149749461
Shiiieettt didn’t realize i had made a mistake there

>>149749577
Yes. When you have a shit pay driver who brings lots of money and lose the WCC you make more money than hiring a better driver and the increased prize of winning the WCC. Fans and sponsors do not care about the WCC as much as the WDC. simple as

>>149749616
That's a massive stretch. Yes, the WCC is less important than the WDC. But you'll still try to win both. Which is generally still possible with a pay driver if you have a significantly better car.

>>149749506
That's even worse, that means he lost the WDC while his opponent's teammate didn't even take points off him

>>149749693
Not if the car is only marginally better. And there are many scenarios where you have the pay driver on a longer contract and can't easily dump him when you get the best car. It also creates a clear 1 2 dynamic to easily win the WDC.
If aston nails the regs next year, mercedes make the best engine and they sign Max, they could easily lose the WCC because of stroll to mercedes or mclaren.
>>149749742
You're illiterate.

>>149749790
>Not if the car is only marginally better.
If your car is only marginally better, reliability, even nowadays, is more of a deciding factor than driver performance. Unless you have a truly abymal driver who cannot finish races.
Either way, that's not what you call "sandbagging".

7th letter of the alphabet
9th letter of the alphabet
13th letter of the alphabet
9th letter of the alphabet

>>149750002
ηινι?

>>149749125
>When did Hamilton lose his personality?

I reckon they buckbroke him when this happened:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42486085

>>149749348
TITS

>>149749949
>german being incredibly pedantic about word choice
Team 1: Fastest car
Team 2: 1 tenth off fastest car

Driver A: Fastest pace
Driver B: Fastest pace
Driver C: Half tenth off pace
Driver D: Two tenths off pace

Drivers A and D drive for team 1
Drivers B and C drive for team 2

Driver A wins WDC but team 2 wins WCC

Made it very easy for your germanic brain to understand

>>149742572
Fake news

>>149750105
Michael Saylor
Tichael Saylor
Tochael Saylor
Tochael Waylor
Tochael Wolyor
Tochael Wolfor
Tochael Wolffr
Tochael Wolff
Totchael Wolff
Toto Wolff
you're not fooling me

>>149750101
Well, that is not sandbagging. That's just losing a relatively tight competition on merit.

>>149750289
I apologize. Anywho fuck Hamilton.

>>149750289
>german still being incredibly pedantic about word choice

>>149750105
>>149747715
>"Soiree" is owned by Saylor
>toto's yacht is called V
That cannot be a coincidence. The Japanese must be involved.

>>149750002
k?
w?
a?
b?

gimi

>>149750742
!!

Mark Webber

>>149750105
>the boat is owned by mr sailor
who comes up with this shit

>>149751054
Jaguar was such a disappointment. Exciting on paper but once Niki got involved it devolved into a shitshow.

>>149751054
good thing they immediately red flagged it and no one crashed with all that debris

>>149748982
I don’t hate Lewis because he’s black. I hate him because he’s a whiner who doesn’t think he’s a whiner. And he sulks like the little faggot he is when he doesn’t get his way.

>>149751176
Yeah it could have been dangerous. Specially without the halo.

>>149751228
halo saved him

>>149751228
RIP ferdinando alfonzo, he was promising

>>149751212
I should have been more clear with my comment. I wasn’t talking about the people that dislike him, but more about the people who try to diminish his accomplishments and skills as a driver.

>>149751054
colapinto tier

>>149751641
>correctly identify wet conditions
>ask for the correct tyres
>refused because the rules are basically gay chicken for wet tyres
>crash when the unsuitable tyres hydroplane
i wont tolerate slander around that incident

>>149751709
just a bit of banter innit

>>149751792
its not bants i fucking hate the wet tyre bullshit so much

>>149751054
unsafer barrier

>>149744862
follow it up with a stone sober hiroshima joke to assert dominance

>>149751817
Why are wet tires bad? I’m 18 so I wouldn’t know

>>149751212
>I hate him because he’s a whiner who doesn’t think he’s a whiner. And he sulks like the little faggot he is when he doesn’t get his way.
So you hate him because he's black :^)

>>149751969
>Why are wet tires bad?
theyre actually quite good
the problem is if it gets wet enough to need them the massive succ from the floor creates spray that you cant race in so the current situation is wets = red/sc
the bit i hate and describe as gay chicken is those few laps where its past inters but race control is still trying to decide what to do and its straight survival mode because no team will actually give you the wets

everyone is fucking shit btw

>>149752026
because if they do give you the wets like alpine and ocon did one race you get fucked when they red flag

Drivers I would drive faster than:

Ocon
Lawson
Shitnoda
Bearman
Colapinto
Doohan
Russell
Stroll (except wet)
Bortoleto
Hulkenberg
Sainz

>>149752056
exactly
the whole thing is fucked
the only possible use for the wets at this point is a super aggressive start strategy like mag in canada but its key to not botch the pitstop like hass did and even then the fact that you pretty much have to do a step down to the inters because the wets will die on anything less than a small river means its still a meme strat

>>149752046
sure. soon she will fuck you though.

>>149751969
>I’m 18
Please show boypussy

>>149752121
no thanks

Beaten by rookie teammate over a season with equal DNFs = mandatory retirement

alonso

F1 going to apple tv I think indicates they have finally given up on the US market and are cashing out, though maybe that was the plan all along

>>149752573
Apple is an American company.
I think it's more of an indicator of apple wanting to branch out to more shit in apple tier stupid and confusing ways.

why cantwe race every week like nascar

>>149752573
teenage girls (f1's target demographic) love apple, what are you on about

>>149748591

Horner, his BBQ burnt

>>149753028
Then why would that help them? You don't gain marketshare by chasing a market you've already cornered.

>>149748591
>>149753119
Uzani, his army with fists open

>>149753162
They haven't cornered the teen girl market yet, it's growing and this will make that even faster
Every american woman with an iphone on a plan will now watch f1 and Apple gets the broadcasting rights to a prestige sport they can use to sell ads
win win for everyone except formula 1's existing fans

>>149753200

Hulk, his trophy case filled

>>149753274
Kiazi's children, their faces wet

>>149753375
>Kiazi
Who?

>>149753483
sa,me honestly

>>149753482

Charles, his radio silent

>>149753483
>email notice "100 mil dollars won at lottery " came 3 seconds after anon jumped from 19th floor

>>149753565
lottery cant email you and people kill themselves at night
redo you fantasy

fact: gif > webm

cheeky night omlette

>>149753748
wrong!

i made a beef pork sandwich for dinner. surprisingly good but nothing beats a burger

>>149753796 picrel
>>149753830 bone apple tea

>>149753897
she shouldn't dye her hair blonde

>>149753926
wrong!

>>149753748
yes but anything is better than the .mp4 posting scum

>>149752099
Why is Russell there?

>>149754013
Because that anon would drive faster than him. That's how lists usually work

>>149753830
>surprisingly good

>>149753897
SEXO for making more brown babies

Max will replace Stroll at AM and win 4 more titles, but will never dodge the Neweybaby accusations.

>>149754490
this, but not

>>149754586
chuck is his idol because he also suffers

Using a VPN to mask my country but Ferrari are actively perusing Christian Horner.

>>149754651
false

>>149754651
aston mechanic pls

>>149754544
how dare you

ded to mclel

Like this post if you think Piastri will win the WDC and comment ITT if you think Norris will win the WDC

Konstantin Tereshchenko

Philo Paz Armand

>>149754931
literally poz3. How many other drivers are HIV+?

>>149754931
Why is his hairline so far back?

>>149755015
specify

Me. You. Bed. Gay sex.

>>149755248
I wish I had some clever reply to this

>>149755313
"Yes"

>>149755248
i will not have gay sex, i am sorry but i just cant. please understand

>>149754586
Gasly's ghost of hairlines past

>>149755220
You don't like brown babies?

>>149755248
No thank you, I prefer sexo with Alba. Try the Canadian above you

>>149755501
Alba is saving herself for Finnish anon so they can have Asian-Elf babies

>>149755501
>You don't like brown babies?
Nobody does, not even brownoids.

>>149752927
every streaming service wants live sports right now, but fundamentally f1 is sacrificing viewership for money with this move

>>149755606
I'm sure everyone is getting signed up for netflix so they can watch wwe

pride

feet

>>149755568
white women love brown babies

gimi

>>149755713
Oh yeah, then why didn't Kelly buy one?

>>149755807
still time

>>149755997
she looks like claudia sheinbaum. i wonder if she got a nose job.
chuck keeps picking worse girls lol

Read it and weep /f1/

>>149751228
I remember the death of racing legend Ferfardo Alsonso, I cried tears like a bitch, all of Spain was mouring.
It's great that his nephew, Fernando Alonso made it to rookie of the year in 2020.

>>149756117
I'll stop posting anime as soon as you get AMX to sign, Boto Blapff.

>>149756124
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>149756203
Ocon is a literal mannerless psychopath, I don't even how he even keeps getting a seat. He's utterly shit and he just wants to kill, like Crashdor.

>>149756079
>i wonder if she got a nose job.
Why would you get a nose job with THAT being the end result?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLZZos7_fYo

>>149756269
ever seen the bogdanoffs?

>>149756322
merely a side effect of their growing power

>>149756322
the brothers simply evolved, no surgery was involved

they turned the comments off for some reason

gimi

I love summer :)

>>149756446
this so much

(Scratches balls and sniffs fingers)
Oh yea… same ol scent.

>>149756532
Whoms balls were you scratching?

>>149756543
Yeah, what's her name?

>>149756543
>>149756550
:3

>>149756446
she was very cute at the canadian gp

>>149756543
mine

>>149756253
>>149756420
good posts

>>149756600
thanks

no race today, go home

thinking about abudabi 24, i miss kevin

>>149756790
He should have tried a little harder.
Hulkenberg would be a race winner in the early 2022 Haas.

>>149742572
>AI

>>149756774
I'm at work, you should try it

>>149756836
its sunday....

>>149756848
Typical Spaniard always looking for an excuse

>>149756854
funny post

>>149756836
>I'm at work
At ~3pm on a Sunday morning?
What hellish kind of job do you have? And why?

>>149748591
I hate this guy, triggers me every time. He kidnapped Picard and got him in mortal danger. And somehow he's the best, is the message of he episode.
But if i do the same thing, kidnap a girl and get us in mortal danger so that we become closer through this and learn to communicate, everyone loses their mind.

>>149756626
I'm gonna chew that little headd

>>149756901
facebook joker coded post

>>149756914
i know what all 4 of those words mean, but i dont know what they mean when stringed together like that.

>>149756918
WhySoSerious-esque
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everyone-loses-their-minds

>>149756918
Reddit.

>>149756559
what happens now that you've done these >>149755248 >>149756532

I guess I never considered this but that meme is so old a lot of the gen-a posters ITT have probably never heard of it.

So it seems that Verstappen is on his way to Merc, but which one of their drivers has to step away? Both options seem quite harsh

>>149756868
not him but i used to work a weekend night shift at a semiconductor plant. it's an interesting field, i was still young enough to not be too bothered by the hours, and it paid pretty good money.

>>149756969
>but which one of their drivers has to step away?
obviously narb

>>149756969
>Both options seem quite harsh
Fraudonelli is the easy candidate, he's getting demolished by NARB and if he's removed from public view then that means toto can hide him under the desk for easy access.

>>149756969
I will step aside.

>>149756969
>So it seems that Verstappen is on his way to Merc, but which one of their drivers has to step away?
Neither. Max obviously is going to become the team principal. Toto out.

man it hilarious, the proxypedophile made a shit thread 3 days ago and he is still bumping it
what a fucking loser lmfao

>>149757009
Doesn't make a difference anyway. He'll either shill his old spam thread every time a regular one ends or he'll create a new one. This way at least he spares the offsite-archives a few kilobytes of server space.

>>149757009
>>149757072
thats nothing, you should take a look at the box threads, there are like 3 or more schizos spamming the threads for years

be careful oscar...

>>149755248
Can I bring my gf? It'd be a bit less gay.

>>149757102
>look at box threads
or shoot me, that would be more enjoyable

>>149757200
cuck

>>149757218
cutie

Buemi chose to drive around an airport in Formula E over interlagos in a hypercar?

>20 posts until bump limit
what are you gonna post?

>>149757295
who else?

>>149757308
interesting.

>>149744862
>I’m absolutely dreading going back to work on Monday morning
Just don't bring it up and everyone will forget about it
>>149756418
Is gen alpha really that brain rotted they can't watch a race even with the shitty timing tower? I was able to watch and follow at that age.
>>149757102
>there are like 3 or more schizos spamming the threads for years
So a standard 4chan general/board then

>>149757295
>what are you gonna post?
Ghost Busters?

>>149757295
>what are you gonna post?
[lust provoking image]

>>149757363
?

pozfags are waiting for the next thread

>>149757392
it'd be silly to wait for the previous thread now wood&it

>>149757389
webber was so useless

>>149757392
for me, it's the thread a week from now

Why is he so dark? Aren’t both his parents white?

>>149757407
intelligent

>>149757424
you forgot about one thing, his eyes are not in color of shit

>>149757424
they didn't tell you?

>>149757443
What does that have to do with my question?

>page 1
finally, we relent

>>149757484
>>149757484
>>149757484