Thread 149746617

is this the thread?

>>149746632
No

our Sennies finna dom the league this season kwab

Bedard troons….. it’s over

>>149746657
he's a bust

>>149746655
>lost to the laffs

>>149746691
>plan the parade

>>149746632
Retard

who is the best finnish player?

>>149746667
Could a bust do this???

>>149746723
they're all tied for worst

>>149746667
Just like my islanders

i wish i could take a pill and be satisfied. eating is such a damn chore

>>149746723
barkov

say something nice about our lad

>>149746723
Fartus Poopalainen

>>149746657
Back off Bedard, he's mine.

>>149746770
my nuckies should have drafted him

>>149746781
>tfw no homoerotic teen hockey friendship
reality is so cruel

How long until Chicago's back in the playoffs?

>>149746731
>another memesaitl clone
yawn

I’m glad wolf has embraced Calgary :3

>>149746839
2032

>>149746828
i feel that

ricky saints lost

>>149746770
How come more people in Slovenia don’t play hockey?

Motivate me to lift

>>149746853
based thats a real stampeder right there

>>149746853
Broke back mountain

>>149746853
You may not like it, but this is what one of the most elite athletes on the planet looks like.

lyra is cute

its too hot to go outside

>>149747076
agreed. when is fall coming?

>>149746691
Thank you, Gary.

why does calgary make all their players go through a broke back mountain humiliation ritual?

>>149747036
Whose the cutie on the left

>>149747157
Faggot

>>149747104
not soon enough i fear

>>149746811
>Gilbert Brule

>>149747154
Cope, it makes boys into men

>>149747257
just like group showers

>>149747263
Just some Team Canada fun

kekaroo: https://x.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1944011941091192998

>>149747154
It’s Calgary culture sorry we actually have culture unlike your city

>>149747355
kino

Bedard is still a growing young boy, not yet a true man. He has a lot more growing up to due compared to Celebrini. Celebrini is better and is playing for a better rebuild team.

Hating stampede flames and cowboys isn’t a personality trait.

>Celebrini
>has nothing to celebrate

>>149747355
kwab

BASED oba is on

>>149747371
it took mackinnon a while to adjust to the nhl

Larping as a cowboy isnt culture

>>149747635
screw you, city slicker

>>149747635
Neither is liking anime

>>149747635
THIS AINT TEXAS

>>149746655
Poor guy. Stuck in Ottawa

>>149746772
can't find him on hockey reference

>>149747635
kek so true

In Vancouver they send players to walk in the Pride parade

My grandfather was a cowboy so my father could be a soldier so I could shitpost on /hoc/.

>>149746769
Not Finnish

comparing mackinnon to bedard isnt really a good comparison. mackinnon was playing with iginla and landeskog, and even had varlamov putting up some of the best numbers of his career. this blackhawks team isnt really even comparable to the mackinnons first few seasons on the avs. they have bedard playing infront of petr marazek and arvid soderblom. not to mention the avs 14-15 season, mackinnons sophomore season, was considered a massive disappointment after they went from 2nd best record in the western conference to finishing dead last in the central. the blackhawks arent anywhere close to the team mackinnon was playing on during his first few years in the league. you seriously dont understand how terrible the current blackhawks really are if you think this is a comparable.

Cowboys are based as fuck makes sense the can’t skate neckbeards of Hoc hate on them we fucking were pioneers of the old west and settled here my ancestors were cowfolk

>cowfolken
My ancestors were regular old people, name brand, I think

>>149747981
>my ancestors were cowfolk
Your ancestors might've been. You aren't.

>>149748085
They fought on the wrong side

>>149748085
This man ruined my islanders

>>149747874
>dragged from the pumpkin patch to lesbo snatch

>>149748116
he probably would have picked misa over schaefer

>>149748085
Do you think mcdavids ancestors are proud or disgusted by him?

>>149747981
Absolutely based and flames-pilled

Every day I die a little more.

Your ancestors arent watching over you. They exist on a plane that is incomprehensible to the human mind.

>>149748268
happens to all of us fren

>>149748323
*comprehends it*
What now?

>>149748359
>What now?
how about a round of gwent?

Remember when I was shitposting from the Philippines last week?

No

>>149748510
Welcome back, did you get /hoc/ a memento of some kind? or are you some kind of cheap asshole?

>>149747981
so mad

>>149748561
I got some ugly shirts but nothing /hoc/ related in that country, they don't even know who Jason Robertson is

>>149748597
How do they live with themselves?

>>149748597
what about matt dumba

>>149748648
I didn't even think to mention that loser

>>149748648
mabuhay NHL!

>went to the phillipines
>didnt come back with a wife
Hmmm

But I did come back with a wife

>>149748888
pics, now, damnit

>>149748910
I'm not showing you pics of my wife. Anyway, we've been married 4 years now and that's why we went over there, visit her family

>>149748888
>>149748939
pathetic 2bh
none of the girls here wanted you, huh?

>>149748962
Well we met here because she lived here before we met, so I guess a girl from here did want me.

>>149749005
lmao embarrassing

Imagine hating cowfolk

not even a good asian bud had to settle for a jungle monkey lol

>>149749013
shan't be accepting criticism khhv

no surprises here

The Stanley Cup is in my city today.
Sherbrooke, Quebec

>>149749384
Pretty shit city, no offense

>>149749356
why is gary edging those guys?

>>149749356
Fake and gay. Only expected goals matter.

>>149749356
Laine scored 8 goals total

Thinking about eating my frozen pidser tonight instead of tomorrow

>>149748085
Same but I’m too old to get drafted

>>149748182
Crosby’s ancestors are disappointed in him for not reproducing

>>149748353
Based optimist Chad :)

>>149749867
Tomorrow's Marner

>>149749965
Thanks for the encouragement

>>149749965
we don't call those that anymore here

I feel a marner building in my bowels.

my marners have been a little bit more yellowy or tannish recently instead of the normal dark brown

just got back from superman bro's

>>149750139
Was it good?

>>149750180
of course not

>>149750180
loved it desu

>>149750014
>>149750121
no

>>149750240
oooooooohhhh I can feel it, my marner is about to go on a breakaway!

>>149750261
true he's gonna go on a lot of breakaways bro

>>149750001
Hi Paul Marner

>>149749626
one of the underrated story arcs of last season 2bdesu

>>149748268
Just like my islanders

I wish randy was around so I can tell him to eat cock

did the Toronto boys in this thread have a Glorious 12th?

>>149750800
He's studying hard right now

>>149750816
Studying how to eat cock

Saturday Nights Main event is starting

>>149750942
what the fuck is that?

Florida Panthers desu

>>149749965
We still call those that here. You may continue.

where are the GAMES gary???

no one wants to play for my flames :(

I Love Mitch Marner!

>>149751090
every red blooded American boy dreams of playing for the Flames

>>149751090
he does

>>149751090
Gaudreau chose to die horrifically rather than play for the Flames.

>>149751157
I think most faggots don't know that he did die a very horrific death, fucking limb flying every where, even his brother was decapitated. Fucking terrible man.

>>149751157
it can all be traced back to daryl sutter for being a toxic boomer coach, otherwise tkachuk and gaudreau would have stayed and trbs hero, sean higgins, would still be out on the roads, liquored up, even to this day.

>>149751261
trb knew that and he still chose to glorify sean higgins. makes me sick

>>149751261
Is this speculation or did you read the coroners report?

>>149751113
:)

>>149751090
The Flames are ranked 13 in 2025 NHL prospects. Like my Habs, the future of your team comes from inside. Can't wait the MTL-CAL SCF in 2030.

>>149751361
Nothing can stop us now, its destiny.

hate the lames, myself

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
South Florida
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
Pink Panther Club

>>149751294
Speculation, but if you get smoked at 60-70 mph by a car while on a bicycle you're fucked

my marner was green
probably from all of the fruit by the foots I've been eating (they were on sale)

>>149751497
Hate when that happens

more like fag cuplet club

>supports sean higgins
trb is a complete moron confirmed

how can trb support the killer of two innocent people? it just boggles the mind that someone can stoop so low

>>149751585
just like my oilers

I'm so tire y'all

>he must walk free lads
>he's a good guy
>[]..
trb's support of sean higgins is nauseating

>>149751682
Yo mama is nauseating.

>>149751731
>xhe rb on vpn
how much did the shot at the doctor cost you?

>>149749915
He's a guy he can reproduce until he dies

>>149751598
>>149751624
>>149751682
just when you think trb couldn't sink any lower, he finds a way to pull it off. what a disgusting person

>he made a little mistake lads not a big deal
>i often drink and drive too..
trb went too far trying to normalize his drunk driving

>>149751757
About tree fiddy.

>>149751784
sad... he was even harassing johnny's family on social media, talking about how they framed sean higgins

Im not feeling this new "tbg supports john higgins" gimmick. Peak schizo shit. See you losers in october.

>>149751835
i wonder if he was always this much of a piece of shit or if getting raped pushed him over the edge

>>149751843
>t. rb

>>149751843
>See you losers in october.
is that the next time you're gonna shower?
surely you would see yourself in the mirror whenever you go into the bathroom to piss or take a marner -_-

>>149751843
trb hit and running the thread just like his hero sean higgins tried to

>>149751863
look you're either 15 and retarded or you're a mentally ill adult. It doesnt really matter at this point.

>>149751857
2true
>>149751863
kek

>>149751885
>mentally ill adult
those are my oilers

>new candle added to shrine today lads..
>the shrine to sean higgins, my hero, that is
>[]
guy is sick in the head

>>149751885
>15
out of ten

>>149751938
wow.. imagine..... he could be a hero... never have to pay for a beer again.... if only he could win a cup in toronto..............

>i want him to kill again
>johnny has surviving family members after all
okay this was too far even for me

I always want to use "persona non frata" outside of /hoc/ and I'm always sad knowing that I can't because no one else will get it

purple skittles and red gatorade > red skittles and purple gatorade

>>149752020
fact checck: i don't care

>i don't care
Then why did you reply to it ya stupid idiot

>>149752045
fact check: i'm bored

Morgan Rielly (Leafs) has deactivated his Instagram.

Morgan is a girls name

>>149751090
those are some beautiful mountains

just looked at the archives and i'm disgusted by the way trb uses sean higgins as an avatar. i bet they're exactly like each other

>>149751356
flames fans have the best OC

>>149751497
you're quite healthy

>>149752128
his family became concerned when he grew a beard and shaved his head. didn't have the heart to tell them why he did that

reminder that canada literally lets people speak french

>>149752197
first the exposed stud gets vandalized, then he changes his look completely out of nowhere. i hope his family is fearing for their own lives because it may be the only thing that saves them

le bud du 1

>>149752020
orange gatorade is the best

>>149752251
how many spaniards signed the declaration again?

>>149751938
cute doggy :3

>>149752307
041722 or so

>>149751497
>>149751880
we don't call those that

>>149752106
My ex was named Morgan. She's a BPD cunt and i literally hope she dies. Smokeshow though.

>>149752128
It was pretty messed up when he called him a hero and a father knowing he murdered two people

redpill me on trb and what he said about higgins bro's

Good evening bros I am absolutely HAMMERED from whiskey

>>149752703
we don't post self portraits here either kwab

>>149752703
i say that and look like that

i am the sobbing tranny and for $50 an hour i'll say whatever you want me to

>>149752636
was she from vermont?

>>149752751
Not "from" there, but yes, the very same.

>>149751938
Wow, that is one tough-looking motherfucker.

>>149751938
is the dog driving?

>>149751938
woof

>>149752106
oddly enough so is Rielly

more like kwab Rollins
more like kwabberg

I didn't get to go for a walk today :(

more like wrestlefag

theres only 1 street in my neighborhood that is sufficiently covered by the trees shadows for me to walk down when its 30+ otherwise im sweating bullets after 1 block

>>149746934
not a lot of of money in Slovenian hockey unfortunately

It's called a "femcel walk"

dylan lost btw

>>149753226
Why

>>149746811
Vancouver Giants legend Gilbert Brule

dylan won
tbg won

>>149752703
Copey is a lot darker than that.

>>149754142
Bud won
Copey lost

i won

>>149754386
Who are you

>>149754459
that's bret

business idea: /hoc/ social media platform called Chirper

>>149754812
48/m/Idaho/has been raped

>>149754459
gary

>>149754952
Gary wouldn't dream of spending his offseason in Canada.

>>149754961
what if he wants to despoil and ravage

>>149754970
I don't think a nice jewish boy would do that

>>149746657
who cares, it's just an exhibition game

>>149753095
it's wrestlechad
>>149753048
fell asleep right when the rollins match started. saw he blew out his knee KWAB. at least oldberg lost

>>149755232
took my kid and his retarded friends to see Superman then we watched Main Event pretty fun day bro how was yours

didnt ask

i scored on avg zero goals per season (played defense) and was captain of my team for 4 years

>>149755269
kek nice. i worked for a few hours, had a couple beers with the bro's but one guy was getting annoyingly drunk so i came home and watched main event and took an unexpected nap

as somebody who played defense throughout my entire life, i can tell you from first hand experience the center is doing all the work on the ice. im tired of pretending like paul coffey is the greatest dman of all time because he made a 5 foot pass to gretzky or mario who then skated 195 feet with it.

Sid the Yid

>>149755269
btw how was superman bro?

>>149755403
loved it bro had a good time

>>149755231
Retard

true that guy is retarded, it's actually an amateur tournament

Lmao they keep shitting on the beaches here in BC

>>149755662
can you please summarize your post in 1 word for me

>>149755783
no

>>149755783
swedish gayness is two words I tried my best

punching yourself in the head is an effective fighting technique

>>149755662
>out of shear morbid curiosity
sheer

My kid is going to mcr next week with his gf and it cost $400, i used to see them for about $20 twenty years ago

>>149756071
A zoomer gf who listens to MCR can be very dangerous. I pray for your son.

>>149756099
His latinx mom has already called me seething about his latinx gf ranting about how "all mexican girls want to do is get pregnant". She knows from experience.

babyfaces

>>149756071
so what you're saying is that is was cheaper back WHEN YOU WERE
A YOUNG BOY

>>149756109
My guess is that Daniel is on the left, Henrik on the right.

>>149756122
Lol yes exactly.

>>149756109
they were good because they cheated and were capable of telepathy

>>149756157
>cheated
show me the rule against swedish telepaths please

>>149756109
Pettersson was supposed to replace them...
Perhaps retrospectively we were asking too much.

>>149756174
petey and the sedins don't get along

it's over
my flames can't survive this

>>149756387
Why doesnt he think of a way to get along with them?

NO, NOT MY NUCKIES!!!

>>149751938
how is his facial hair and eyebrows blonde and brown at the same time
does he dye that marner?

>>149756109
the invisible brothers is what i call them due to their PATHETIC performance in the 2011 SCF

>>149757487
Based don driving a stake through the traitors heart

>>149757487
>another woman shot
Oh no no no

>>149757833
yes, single fatality murders are still front page news in canada

nyt puzzles are ez today

God I hate sleeping like shit on the weekends

Held the marner in for too long and it compacted into a giant marner

>>149759776
a matthews you mean

preseason isn't until late september
kms

>>149759776
We still call those that.

i am swedish

>>149760306
the fuck, my text disappeared.. anyway i wrote "7 months"

norway is finnish clay

>>149760332
How when Finland is Russian clay formerly Swedish clay

tennis clay is finished bricks

>>149757487
how is it still canada day

>>149760705
doesn't officially end until after the calgary stampede

*sips*

>>149760855
wise of calgary to show such overwhelming support of the union in these troubled times

>>149755662
The guy that posted this shit is a retard. He's on record saying that Joey Keane and Mac Hollowell were better prospects in 2018 than Evan Bouchard because Bouchard's offense won't translate. I guarantee you the >rags wish they had taken Bouchard instead of Vitali Kravtsov and Joey Keane.

>>149756174
Hongcouver ruined his development.

Michelle Karvinen should have been drafted in 2013 and played for the Toronto Furies then suffered a career ending knee injury while playing in the PWHPA dreamgap tour which is a stupid name

>>149761404
>Joey Keane

that's a weird one, feel like no NA guys go to Russia that young

>>149761718
Giordano did something similar, although he had played in the NHL for a season

the chuds are out in force

So, we had a special guest in our office...

Had a great time catching up with
@FriedgeHNIC
of
@hockeynight
, who stopped by for a post-season visit!

We are grateful to Elliott for his friendship and continued support and prayers for a speedy release of the remaining hostages.

Just took a watery marner

>>149761503
who could have tamed this beast?

Multiple bipolar willing tipsy unvaccinated ginger amish schoolgirl hymen with no gag reflex

>>149762607
It supposed to be dry hair marner.

didn't ask for your femboi searches

Good afternoon Nu-males

been picking my nose all day after last night's coke bender

>>149746617 (OP)
talking about racism, do any persons of color browse /hoc/?

>>149763054
*people
being drunk makes you mentally handicapped

>>149763053
Mr. NHL player can I have your autograph please?

Go Flames

I hate being poor, even worse I'm black

>pg 3 on a saturday night
dead general
dead sport

>>149763317
van stands for vancouver canucks im guessing and the train is our wolfie, the crossing referring to the season opener like what happened last year

>>149763353
Sad

>>149759776
>>149760224
>>149762800
>>149762607
>>149757195
we don't call those that

>>149763353
you are in control of your own life and you have the internet readily available for you to learn anything you could possibly imagine, every single intellectual resource or study is available to you if you know how to access it
instead of complaining about being poor go fix the problem

nothing can be done about the blackness however, my condolences

is adam smol kwaboty bros

>>149763786
Its a Tupac line

>>149763786
retard

>>149763353
you can literally demand to be cast in a tim Hortons commercial where you have a white gf or you're paying for a group of friends, maybe you get a SAG card out of it as well

*achoo!*

>>149763940
Please cover your mouth when you sneeze.

>>149764015
sorry bud
*puts hand out to shake yours*

they discontinued my second favorite monster flavor bro's but i'm drinking an ultra vice guava one rn (can looks like an az iced tea) and it's good

I discontinued asking

>>149764117
your country has discontinued winning the cup for over 30 years KWAB

>>149763816
i dont care

Multiple bipolar willing tipsy unvaccinated ginger amish schoolgirl hymen with no gag reflex wearing a confederate flag bikini

>>149764155
Schizo

>>149764042
I miss ultra gold so much :(

haven't drank since saturday bros :)

>>149764325
based and same

>>149764358
ackchyually this is a lie, i drank after midnight

N

>>149764155
theres better out there

>>149764325
>>149764358
congrats!

never (you) me again, trb

>>149764325
i just cracked cold one and there will be more

Brett Leason (RW)
Victor Olofsson (LW/RW)
Joe Veleno (C)
Jack Roslovic (RW/C)
Luke Kunin (RW/C)
Max Pacioretty (LW)
Kevin Rooney (C/LW)
Klim Kostin (LW)
Jon Merrill (LD)

These players should be signed

Stamps are 1st in the league and its all thanks to Dustin Wolf.

My team will have Draisaitl soon.

>>149762617
A team that can develop, like the Panthers or the Lightning.
>>149765002
The Leafs are going to replace playof performer Max Pacioretty with playoff healthy scratch Jack Roslovic.

max "pretend to have a serious neck injury" pacioretty

Anal is the gayest possible option

>>149765455
cope its all about domination and submission

Watching the SCF replay. Bouchard is shit and that signing is crippling.

>>149765547
cope its about pregnancy

>>149765578
Also, Gretzky never splits 9's.

Is it true poor blacks are in this thread

>>149765609
A don doesn't wear shorts.

>>149765730
No I posted that and I'm probably the richest person here

Dont try to run honey
Love can be fun
There's no need to be alone :)

>>149766260
He's not Finnish

>>149766351
You are not Swedish.

So many gift box flags

Pavs finna win this golf thingy

Kwab'd yo monkey Alander ass last time you ran that cocksucker at me

OH MY GOD IS THAT LE BODY BUILDER MAGAZINE FROM A SHITTY POST THAT WAS HALF A DECADE AGO!

>>149746657
Retard lineup. If it's those 14 forwards, then the lines should be:

Marner - McDavid - Reinhart
Marchand - Crosby - MacKinnon
Cirelli - Thomas - Point
Hagel - Bennett - Suzuki
Jarvis, Celebrini

It's time for you white folks across the pond to consider coming home to Mother Europe. It's been a fun adventure, but it's time now to come home.

it's up
glad my boy garland made the cut

You cant even drink and drive in Europe. Shit is so gay

Matthew Broderick killed a woman in Northern Ireland and got away with it

I just watched Star Wars OT and I think it's fair to say that Gary and the sunbelt teams in states with no income taxes are the empire while the canadian teams and the american O6 teams are the rebels.

>>149767947
can I stay with you bro

>>149768484
gary is the dark side of the force incarnate

Silovs me not.

>>149769305
Dubas your supposed to be tanking

>>149769385
Could you please provide a clip with fewer pixels? I can still observe the puck

>>149769305
Project McKenna has been called off

>>149769305
So Canucks are going all in on Demko

Tic Tok Tic Tok

>>149770011
kwab

>>149770011
flyers as well

>>149770185
Our hammer :(

>>149769305
dubas cooking ?

>>149770011
Finally, a reason to live.

>>149769305
FUCK

>>149769646
>ruins

>>149770011
>the stars
KWAB Dylan btfo

>>149770902
Retard

>>149770976
hey nmd how's your summer bud? still keeping kayfabe in the offseason eh

>>149769305
dafuq, why didn't the oilers try to nab him?

>>149771157
>oilels in charge of goaltending

>>149771027
Why do you care lol

>>149770737
Why did they do it? I thought he was the future?

New team idea the Maryland Snallygasters

why aren't the columbus poo jackets rivals with dixie state hick teams?

>>149771157
Soilers will nab Jarry later.

>>149770011
Kek

>>149771157
Shit and run by retards I'm afraid

>>149771157
I was told that Silovs is fucking shit and Edmonton wouldn't have beat Vancouver in 2024 if literally any other goalie was in net.

>>149768131
>busthews dropping 3 spots

They just don't appreciate his defensive game

>>149768131
our hoobs :))))

>>149771778
>As for Ron MacLean being welcome around his home, he said “not with the wife he isn’t.”
Yoko?

>>149772382
>his defensive game
He hasn't played defense in years.
>>149769710
>regular season Capitals
>the best team in the NHL
They didn't win the Presidents Trophy as the best team in the regular season though? Go back to whatever facebook group you nabbed this from and say they they suck ass.

>>149773055
He's a leader now. Got the C and everything

>>149771316
remember when you told me deboer was good

i hate summer

>>149773969
same

Summer used to be based when I lived in a city with hot women dressing slutty. Just fat whales everywhere where I live now.

>>149773969
Me too

Wtf all anime is the same, how do people watch this

>>149775668
with their pants around their ankles and their dignity in the gutter

>>149774355
we don't exist for you to ogle, incel freak

WTF is wrong with Vancouvers GM? Trading Silovs (a future NHL starter and started more game s than Demko in the playoffs) for a 4th and Chae Stillman????
Believing that Demko wont be injured 20 games into the season is just being naive, that's terrible GM'ing this guy is here to sabotage and nothing else.
Yet another reason to never give swedes the reigns of their own team, Patrick Alvin may be one of the stupidest motherfuckers on this planet and he got fleeced by Kyle Poobas pfft ahahahaha,
-FIRE ALVIN NOW
-GET RID OF THE SWEDES NOW
-GROW THE FUCK UP RETARDS

Didn’t ask

didn't ask if you asked, FAGGOT

>>149765260
who have a have the panthers developed? ekblad and barkov were top3 picks and needed no development

>>149775872
I think it's because they know that Hughes probably wants out unless they start winning, so they are basically just going all-in in order to try to keep him in Vancouver. This means:
-praying that Demko is actually fully recovered like he said he is and won't get injured again
-praying that Pettersson is actually fully recovered like he said he is and can be a 100+ point player again
-praying that nobody so much as sneezes in the direction of Chytil so he doesn't get another concussion
-praying that their prospects in Willander and Lekkerimäki are NHL ready in the next year or 2
-praying that Boeser can score 40 goals again now that he got the monkey off his back that was signing a new contract
-praying that Kane isn't a shithead on the ice because he does actually have decent offensive potential
-praying that guys like Hoglander, Debrusk, and Garland at the very least don't regress, and at best can elevate themselves by 10-20 points compared to last season
-praying that there are more Pettersson's out there they can sign so that way the commentators are always confused
IN SHORT: they're fucked

>>149775780
lose weight fatty

>>149775872
also I forgot to mention that Silovs was going to be lost for nothing anyways so they might as well try to get some chump change for him

>>149776542
I had high hopes for Silovs but everything you said is right they're hemorrhaging their future for a slim chance to win now, a very slim chance.

Anaheim is gonna win a cup in those bright orange jerseys

You numales are freaking out about this Silovs sieve? Turn your monitor off.

>>149776841
on a scale of ten, how excited does that make you?

>>149776841
literal looney tunes jersey but still better than the duckfoot

North Stars color scheme was kino, Dallas Stars's is fucking gay wtf Gary

>>149776846
Silva is easily one of the best goaltenders not in the NHL and he only got a 4th, he'll help that piss poor team in Pittsburgh that's all I know.

demko is a good goalie
canucks will be fi-ACK

>>149777109
>Silva
kek I meant Silovs

>>149776918
About a 5, Shannon will be happy his bandwagon team will win, and they have a good young core.
>>149776967
The new Jersey mogs the old one hard, should have done that years ago.

anderson silva is not a canuck

>>149777109
Turn your monitor off, numale.

lol

>>149776988
I wanna cheer for Dallas, they're always stacked and going to the wcf and the bubble finals, but their jerseys are so fucking ugly!

>>149777157
who else is better outside the NHL? Sebastien Cossa? probably not, who else.

>>149777167
clutch

>>149777109
My penguins don’t need “help” they need to be sharks or black hawks tier

>>149777167
did JT miller compete in that one too?

i need "help"

>>149777256
wat u need

>>149777188
Shut the fuck up, numale.

>>149777308
Who else though. Who. Who.
Who?

>>149777256
Ill give you a 4th round pick and you'll be happy

>>149777434
New thread!

>>149777458
retard

>>149777355
Shut the fuck up. That's who, numale.

cringing at the post ending 568

@588
fuck you

>>149746655
Dubs of truth.

>>149777355
I did a quick search
AHL Guys
>Artur Silovs
>Yarolsalv Askarov
>Jesper Wallstedt
>Devon Levi
>Jakub Dobes
>Leevi Merilainen
----------------
Junior Guys
>Jacob Fowler (19)
>Michael Hrabal (19)
>Trey Augustine (19)
>Carter George (20)
I think Askarov and Silovs are the most NHL ready guys on this list.

>>149777693
And another one who is better than them all and is currently not playing for any league: Mr. Carter "Gummer" Hart

I did a quick search. Results are that you should shut the fuck up.

>>149777568
"Shut the fuck up" isn't a name. Nobody is named "shut the fuck up". I don't even think it's legal to name your kid "Shut the fuck up". Gary wouldn't let the name "Shut the fuck up" be stitched onto the back of a jersey even if it was.

>>149777761
FREE CARTER HART
>>149777783
Joel Blomqvist and Artur Silovs is a deadly combination

>>149777693
wasnt Levi the world junior goaler for canada

>>149777812
Good. We need a breakaway shut the fuck up league.

>>149777841
He was and he won too. Now he plays for Buffalo and he's looked a bit sub par.

>>149777256
same. go to bed not wanting to wake up and wake up going 'this shit again'.
never know what day it is and currently selling everything i own for booze to numb the pain of truly knowing i am right in a world full of wrong.

Gary

is

Kafkaesque

Congrats Joe!

Decided to watch mls

Can’t wait to the St. Louis united city football club take on real Portland city united SC football club and end in a riveting 0-0 score

Gary Silovs

hockey fans have such an inferiority complex over soccer lmao

>>149778015
Surely youre a student of the game and not some customer seeking quick entertainment

*superiority

>>149777777
remember when /hoc/ ran /sp/?

>A superiority complex is a psychological state characterized by an exaggerated belief in one's own importance, abilities, or accomplishments, often masking underlying feelings of inferiority. Individuals with this complex may exhibit behaviors such as boasting, belittling others, and a strong need to dominate, all while possibly being unaware of their own insecurities.
*adjusts glasses* yup that's /hoc/ yes siree bob

I have a didn’t ask complex

its not a sport if you cant hit each other thems the rules bubba

I like hockey

time and time again the truth has unfolded itself to me.
i am a Gary and the rest of you are worms.

i like gary

>>149778108
Thats me yes

Hope you bros had a good weekend

>capcha: y2jh0

E gods we win again

>>149768131
>martin necas +17
the power of being on an enjoyable team

trb has a raped complex lmao

>>149768131
>Matthew Knies +106
>Kirill Marchenko +103
Jesus huge jumps both well deserved

>>149769305
my boy is not in canada anymore :)

>>149778390
he's going to live by me :)

the raped side of the bitch

>>149778418
just don't let him near fireworks on july 4th please

>>149778477
He was safer in Canada, Now? his safety is up in the air.

>>149778557
nothing ventured, nothing gained

>>149777902
i'm sorry, bro
i take the world less seriously as i age. it's shit. but it's always been shit. doesn't mean your personal world needs to be like the world

I need the nhl season to start posthaste

>>149778780
used to be like you. the irrelevant hermit lifestyle cannot be maintained
when you have a kid in the mix.
i don't enjoy coming home anymore i dread any interaction with anyone unless i am boozed up. the only way to tolerate it now and not righteously strangle every fucking man and woman in my neighborhood.

>im only an alcoholic because i hate life i dont hate life because im an alcoholic
Classic

Nucks should rebuild around Chase Stillman and a 2027 4th rounder

What the fuck are you talking about

Petersson to the Flyers for Tyson Forester

>>149750556
Could the Swedes have given fewer fucks about the "4 nations faceoff"?
No, they gave the fewest number of fucks possible.

>>149777434
>>149777434

We need a proper thread, cuck.