>>149747437>>149747437you have 300m population but ur biggest sports stars only have 9m followers on instagram
>>149747468 (OP)he should paint the left side of his body brown
>>149747494She's literally perfect
>>149747507based us honestly
>>149747511and the other side in a dress
>>149747494i love trans coded women! femininity is gross
>>149747517i could pick up a girl who just likes this at any megachurch in the midwest
>>149747547You need to fix your brain. Spend less time online
>>149747507Our biggest sports star is lebron, he has 150 million followers
Are you retarded?
Jintsfags will still bitch about how everything is rigged against them even with calls like that
americans don't use (((social media)))
MEDS
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>>149747468 (OP)strong MEDS energy
White Tyrone strikes out just like all the nigger ones
>>149747566>Jintsfags will still bitch about how everything is rigged against themWhat??
>>149747566do you even read these threads?
>>149747603You clearly weren't here last night
>>149747566It's actually crazy
I think you should be watching Shohei and the DOYERS!
>>149747628I didn't get home until the 6th inning as my Jints were choking the game away
>>149747628link it up big boy
>>149747665Let me know when he is up to bat.
I want to impregnate Taylor McGregor!
Ohtani is a better pitcher than hitter
excellent outing from ohtani, finally went three innings
nice teo got a hit
>>1497477073 innings nice
>Ohtani is a belly itcher
woohoo!
BOBBY BASEBALL DOES IT AGAIN
Alf
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>>149747747he's like a gracefully beautiful ice skater no homo
>>149747726Playing for the Jints?
>>149747566So what is it?
grab a bud
the official beer of /mlb/
I'll just say it
if not for the fucking umps it would be 30-0 giants right now
yeah im thinking montas is back
I'll just say it
Recker's ass! Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>sub out ohtani
>giants instantly get on base
Kek, it's kino!
>>149747862thank you harry caray
I'm not enjoying this baseball season bros.
this soto guy is pretty good!
Dodgers activated the attacking birds
>>149747949'jak posted by a breedable buck o algo
>>149747691He's always been. Unfortunately Pitcher Ohtani is a lot less healthy than hitter Ohtani.
If he decided to take a year off from hitting next year he could definitely be a top 3 Cy Young contender. He already was Top 4 back in 2022
>even the san fran birds hate the giants
what happened to the Dodgers?
>>149747755that's fucking gay
RESPECT THE SOTO MOTHERFUCKERS
>>149747847she looks like she can bear some healthy sons
>>149747755we joke about gay shit here but marinerfags really are gay
What the fuck is a boricua
>>149747996Wait...joke...?
Any1 on the Sam Adams deck and wanna hang out
>>149747996>jokewho said we're joking?
non-americans should have their own separate genny
>>149748022what's her insta?
>>149748017keep your gay cruising to grindr
>>149747996>we joke about gay shit herespeak for yourself buddy
>>149747996personally i only faggotpost and reckerpost ironically but there are definitely lots of actual fags and trannies on here.
Give. It. Up. For. Dem. Cub. Bies.
I just got home. has there been any anti-dodger faggotry I need to be made aware of?
file
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>Shohei Ohtani put together his longest and best pitching performance of the season for the Dodgers against the Giants:
>3 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 4 K, 36 pitches
>His season ERA is now 1.00 across nine innings.
>>149748063it should be 50-0 giants right now but the umps are on guggenheim payroll
>>149748065Big fucking deal
>>149747961Pitchers are all either injured or mental midgets (Glasnow is both)
Freddie is getting old and is still hurt.
Ohtani is too focused on pitching.
Mookie is absolutely mindbroken by Ohtani.
Teo got hurt + he now has to play in RF thanks to useless Conforto.
Edman got hurt too.
Muncy got killed just when his bat got hot.
Will is constantly out of the lineup due to Ohtani hoarding the DH spot.
Kim can't hit breaking balls.
>>149747755heteronormative and tasteful
>>149747996I ain't even gay.
>>149748065>going 3 scoreless innings as a starter is like winning the world series to Ohtani
home plate ump heemed in KC
>>149748095>>149748109>>149748115you guys should try to be less angry in your lives
>>149748065everyone cares
don't reply to astromiguel
>>149747999Rican in the states
With todays loss, the Pittsburgh Pirates DO NOT have an overall winning record as a franchise.
They fall to (10877-10877)
The last time the franchise was at .500 or worse was in 1903.
Bob Nutting destroyed this once respected organization.
>>149748121I'm not angry. I'm just bitter
>Conforto 3 hit day
this pitcher fucking sucks
doyerpacos out in full force
>>149748179angry and bitter could almost be perceived as two sides of the same
>>149748186getting ohtani out is like winning the world series to him
the mlb is so mad that people would rather watch the mariners over the yankees and the dodgers
THE COMET
>gets tagged out
fuck, at least another run scored
H S K
S
K
>out at second
damnit
the comet giveth and cometh taketh
mlb loves watching the dodgers
HEYSWOLE KIM
HEYSWOLE KIM
>got caught on 2nd
good effort
>1 run scores
Honestly I was expecting worse
Well it's over anyways. My Jintsies only have a hit
Rushing would have done shit anyway.
Good effort Kim.
>>149748248nah, tanner scott will come out in the 9th and blow it
>>149748264Yates will beat him to it.
giants will use the power of grit and the power of heart to overcome these ultracheating dodgers and their umpie bestie friendies
it should be 100-0 giants right now
>>149748292100 cocks blown for the giants?
>Sheehan
What's that now? Like 13 or 14 innings pitched against my Jints and he's never allowed a hit
Get him off the mound already!
>>149748308not really, but also yes
>watching basebore while AEW All In is on
grim
>>149748326who are these people
>>149748326All wrestling fans are sub bottoms
>>149748326I havenโt watched wrassling since 2008 wwe
>>149748337lab grown people
>>149748326way to out yourself as gay faggo
>>149748326>watching men in tight bikini bottoms, women that look like men and scripted matches just like a soap operayou fucking fag
LET'S GO TIGERS
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
LET'S GO TIGERS
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
LET'S GO TIGERS
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>149748352so just like you since you were conceived in a test tube. gotcha.
>>149748054reckerposting is heterosexual adjacent
Everything turned out okay!
Need more runs before Montas implodes
>5channel is complaining about dave roberts again
>>149748372>>149748389Ah that was a tough ask. M's what's going on with you? You guys are on a heater? I kinda expected something silly before the Tigs hit 60 wins it always seems like there is some weird ceiling.
too many useless MORONS in the mariners bullpen literal trash heap mfers GET A GOOD ARM JERRY YOU STUPID NONCE
anticipating the tanner scott blown save
He really needs to stop hitting on days he pitches. He can't do it like he used to back in 2021-2023.
Let Will be the DH ffs
>>149748452They're actually not doing that but they are doing this
>sheehan cruising
>gets pulled
>dodgers implode
any minute now
>>149748404>gay banterlol modern wrestle fags really are faggots
>>149748511Will they send him down again too?
Babyjurl I am Jonathan India please show bobby and vagene
>>149748496Thanks M's for motivating my Tigs.
>>149748580Thatโs what ur mum said lel
>>149748580I will take that performance
What will be unbearable is the next chapter of ryne stankek's expedition to a 5 ERA later in this game
at least he got his all-star bonus
jp basesclearingdoubleford :)
magic
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>>149748631Ain't even mad gg M's unless we have some miracle win like last year.
Here comes the inning ending double play :(
Yankees top prospect George Lombard Jr had a walk, stolen base, run, and a double in the Futures Game today.
So the tigers just give up? Let up 3 runs without trying
Fraud game? Maybe so
remember to say thank you
>vesia with the bases loaded
its so over
>>149748711My M's are great at blowing leads but I think they can manage today.
time for a vesia salami meatball special
thom
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Let's go Chadres. Tsukasa loves her Chadres.
>>149747996cal has a massive ass doesn't seem gay to me. it would be like if there were a chick named kristy 'big tit's' mcgee and you ignored her massive tits
dodger 8 game losing streak coming lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>149748017fucking kino. in nyc but i want to visit and go to fenway
>>149748788>bay>pastereal ones know
>>149748775that's a condom and she's going to apply it to MY wiener
I canโt believe Adam Cole actually has AIDS
At least we scored I guess ;_;
>>149748795>always beaned pastesimply put, he must not get a ball to swing
kek torkle spencerson just got SAUCD
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
>tanner scott warming up
shid
>no conFOURforFOURto for Conforto
no...
Tiggers canโt beat the memeiners what do we do with this information?
Why can't Rogers throw straight?
Cards really letting me down this weekend
Come on Giants, make it 8
Ump's K zone has been one-sided as fuck today holy shit
sf
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Scott allows a walk then Giants hit a inside the park HR kino?
>>149748976Should have been a walk
thank you based white tyrone
kek rushing pancakes himself
>falling behind on Willy
Itโs over dodge chargersโฆ
guess he was rushing to it
sweat
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just one more out
Giants failed America today
Finally got the same call they've been getting all game
timed to roll out the juiced umps
his helmet flies off every missed swing lol
>My Jints :(
Gg Doyers. Cya tomorrow
gg jints
see you tomorrow for the rubber match
finally....
WE LOVE IT
gg jints see ya tomorrow
Doyers won that game
gg jints cya tomorrow
2 hours 11 minute game AND the dodgers win?
Manfred is jizzing himself right now
glad we're paying devers the big bucks to hit sac flys on bases loaded
GG GIANTS
ONE MORE TO GO IN THE SERIES
Score more runs Mets. Please.
where did all the haterpacos go?
breaking a 7 game losing streak is like winning the world series to the dodgers
>>149749083Funny how the Dodgers have played in both the longest manfredball game ever and also have the shortest game in pitch clock history.
>>149749088that's a big ass
>>149749088she grew up right before our eyes
>>149749094we are so back
My gritty underdogs snapped their losing streak today!
Shohei Ohtani is through two shutout innings for the Dodgers against the Astros on his 31st birthday:
2 IP
1 H
0 ER
0 BB
3 K
31 pitches/6 whiffs
He struck out the side in the second inning. He touched 100.9 mph. His season ERA is down to 1.50.
THE RED SOX WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS ARE BACK IN THE WILDCARD
>>149749108was waiting for that one :)
Red Sox won. 18-2 last 20 games. They have swept the last 3 teams and before that 1 loss the last 4 teams. They have swept 7 out of last 8 teams including Cleveland and Houston.
this one's for you for breaking our losing streak
>>149749088Hoochie mama, sausage does a body good!
>>149749096The Dodgers won, not the good guys
GGs Jints, cya tomorrow for the rubber match.
Doyerbros, we're back in the win column!
>>149749128devers is a cancer. good trade. saved money too.
Kirsten Watson owes me sex.
>>149749128devers was the problem all along
>doyers finally won a pantone takeover game
its over for the rest of the league
>>149749128they've been hot since playing the Reds
How does Ohtani do both things? He's definitely roiding
>take 2 right down the middle
>swing at one in the dirt
The bottom of the Mets order is ass grease
>>149749188and that's a good thing
>>149749128Undefeated since visiting your favorite president.
>>149749128that's impressive. I'll be following my doggie doos to fenway in a couple weeks, hoping we don't become a statistic.
Doyers undefeated since ohtani converted to Islam
>>149749128how are they 5 games back in the division in 3rd place still
You too can be Ohtani with these 64 simple steps
We seriously need to do better regarding women's health bros.
I expect you in the box with eyes UP. Promptly Mr. Doyle. Strike one.
>>149749254>Show Respect To Umpireshell yeah brother
>>149749254>Show Respect to Umpires
ohtani doesn't deserve the hate he gets here.
>>149749254>>149749254>Show respect to umpiresdamn right
>8th inning
>one run game
>Diaz in
who pitches the 9th
>>149749114i've had beer/cocaine shits all day bros i over did it
>>149749322Beer and cocaine are bad for you
>>149749312Heart of the lineup up in eigth
>>149749228fuck bros miss gandolfini
>>149749322dude
cocaine
lmao
>>149749150>>149749186>>149749213you care
we all care
for ice care
Delicious ice care
>>149749353fair i deserve that
might as well challenge he could have been off the bag for a millisecond again
I've never done cocaine nasally.
mm
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That is a terrible call but alright
>>149749380what way did you do it then?
>>149749355Jays got the West coast start time treatment again
RON KULPA LOVES THE METS!
Lmaooo Mets paying off the replay guys two days in a row in huge spots
Thank you uncle steve
>this was booth overturned from safe to out
what the actual fuck
he goes from elbow to knee, how is this CLEAR AND OBVIOUS
taiko
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>>149749124Look at her go!
>extensive video review to determine if the guy is a milimeter off the base while getting tagged
>no video review for pitches 5 feet off the plate but called a strike
>>149749440After consultation, out.
Skubal has some real competition for the Cy Young
>>149749441ah, i don't want to set you down the wrong path but snorting is better than gum but you can do both at the same time. it's better when drinking as well to keep it mellow
THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL, I THINK IT'S VERY VITAL
TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, "IT'S TRICKY" IS THE TITLE (HERE WE GO)
IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, IT'S TRICKY
IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY
IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, IT'S TRICKY
TR-TR-TR-TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY
>>149749440He came off the base and the glorious tag was maintained
the royals commentator is absolutely seething right now lmao
>>149749440Looks clear and obvious to me, bucko.
>>149749440Iโm not saying they got the call right, I guess if you pause the webm at 3 seconds, maybe the elbow came off before the left knee touched the bag, thatโs literally all I can say but still think heโs safe. But fuck the royals lgm
new big titty doyergoblina dropped
>>149749464I've only done it the one time. I thought it was like having coffee.
>>149749474Mission accomplished
>>149749440have you tried scoring your runner from 3rd with 0 outs bro?
It was close so I just guessed
Send Acuna down...to Brooklyn
mcneilchads drinking the finest scotch tn
>>149749482you can keep it
>>149749490hard to explain, it's a subtle high but when you do enough (especially when drunk) it feels like clear headed, clean not speedy, but like flying mentally if that makes sense. gives similar confidence to booze despite being a stimulant
>>149749482those are some birthing hips
Squirrelbros we going nuts
>>149748406Why is reckerposting โheterosexual adjacentโ?
Oh look, white Tyrone strikes out again
Thanks for nothing nationals, fucking pointless franchise with no fans in the pedophile capital of the world.
>>149749571Because it involves the reverence for feminine rear ends
>>149749607Recker possesses a considerably-sized feminine rear end. I don't know what else to tell you.
>>149749547I would probably enjoy it but idk where to get it and I don't trust white drugs anymore because of fent.
>>149749585I think thatโs Chicago actually, specifically the northern part
White muthafuckin' tyrone
Yeah I'm thinking he's based
>>149749585They won the world series with juan soto
>>149749580white tyrone would be amazing if he could just OPS .650-700
>>149749629fair, honestly don't get into it, i don't regret it because i only do it on weekends but better to not play with the fent danger i just low key don't care if i die desu
>>149749596Explain please.
mets won that game
thanks umps, greatest ally
Jeffy
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Put it in the books!
>>149749440>Royals 1-17 RISP first 2 games of the seriesI don't think umps are the problem m8
>>149749724you can say that again
>>149749720What is this girl's name?
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
tonight I am a poodres fan
>mlb celebrity softball game
>"celebrity"
>it's all basement tier nobodies
>>149749785>god forbid a woman is thin and has a little assjogger mentality
>>149749789we canโt, iโm okay with it, but we just canโt
THATS ANOTHER WALK OFF
VICTORY BRATWURST ON YOUR WAY OUT OF AMFAM
>>149749798Giadresinerubtropolitans
i have never heard of any of these people at the celebrity softball game
>walks you off handsomely
>>149749720>>149749845definitely a dodger fan
>>149749482Bro donโt post this! Iโm at church!
should've had Hawk Tuah girl here playing against a hololive cosplayer
>>149749482How a white nigga like me can become a torta pounder?
>Manaea pitching tomorrow in relief
>>149749297He does but we should have deferred 99%
>>149749834scared, potter?
>>149749807>>149749834only two more months of pretending to be a baseball fan brewbros
>>149749482She fucks white guys
>only two more months of pretending to be a baseball fan brewbros
๐ซ
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where my concoursechads at
DEY NEED TO BE SINGIN DA SOaNG A WHOLE LOT DIS YEAHr!
>>149749934How'd you get this photo of me
every day i wake up and I curse god for making me a chimpcongo cusb fan
Brewers are one game back, child
>>149749894the smart ones do
>>149749986Enjoy the playoffs, stalker
>>149749998she's not even that hot. I'm a KHV incel and I wouldn't fuck her
anglels
Also going back for game 2
Stros, Sox, Tigs
These teams must lose every time.
>>149750020anaels ain't it
>>149749746I want a baseball flag.
>team is named after a chuch norris movie
This probably seemed like a cool idea in the 80s
I would like the mariners so much more if their announcer wasn't such a gay
>>149749894But enough about ur mum lel
>>149747492Inner circle hall of cheaters
No integrity, no respect for the game, big fat fucking loser
Ef him
400K
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>>149750075>memeiners fan>doesnโt know what a pennant is
>our team wears red socks, so we'll be the Red Sox
>our local bird is the cardinals, so we'll be the Cardinals
>we are from Philadelphia, so we're the Phillies
>we're all young hairy gay bottoms, so we'll be the cubs
>>149749746I'd kill thousands to be balls deep in some young blonde mariners pussy right now
>>149749946Howโs the craft beer line?? ;P
>>149750187I'd pipe her shaw if you-know-what-i-mean
>>149750167Which one of these is the guy that sounds like he's creaming on a fat one during his home run call
Yeah but Jacob Misiorowski is the best pitcher in the game
>Hololive Night was exactly a week ago
Take me back!
>>149750206she has the same horse teeth as Judge
>>149750221Iโve told you once already how to get back there
>>149750187Real women donโt exist in Seattle anon
rats
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>>149750248just drive on up to snohomish
>>149750248I'm thinking washington state as a whole
Like the laura palmer type
>man this sucks, I have to pander to a bunch of dodger fan today. at least they lost
>I wonder how my padres are doing
>why is fuwawa here, she said she'd leave if the dodgers lost
>>149750163Oh right theyโve never had any damn now i feel bad for that faggot
>>149750267For me itโs Shelly
>>149750206Listen, step in line junior.
>>149750267>>149750286*ahem*
Fire Walk with Me Donna
>>149750294would you push her over?
>>149750294MILF TITTIES
>MILF TITTIESMILF TITTIES
>MILF TITTIESMILF TITTIES
>MILF TITTIES
I donโt even like the Metz but I would breed their mascot.
Suck
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>>149750328MOMMY MILKY
FEED ME NOW
MOMMY MILKY
GET THEM OUT LOUSY SOW
GIVE ME MILKY OR I'LL WEEP
GIVE ME MILKY FROM MOMMY'S TEAT
helsley is so bad this year. What the fuck happened he was the GOAT last year
All women should be built like this.
>>149750365That's Phanatic property
>>149750387That's intentional, yer our.
>>149750166They're called cardinals because of the color red they wore. The bird came from shade of color of the uniform.
A woman with ass but no tits is still fuckable but tits with no ass and she goes in the trash.
>>149750418You're wrong. It's all about the face, and this whore's looked like a pig since day 1
Sean Murphy owns my berds
you WILL enjoy our hecking wholesome chungus fish toss
>>149750463You donโt know how to appreciate a real woman.
>>149750482>>149750497The Mrs. Met she tells you not to worry about.
Red Sox are going to win the World Series arenโt they?
As a Braves fan I prefer blooper
is this a catcher thing? why has the ump missed every single one of Darvish's low, but mostly in the zone sliders. This happened last time too...maldy and diaz need to learn how to frame better
>>149750486>AL all starsCรฉdanne Rafaela got SNUBBED
>>149750543that u in the pic?
Oh hey we Division leaders again!
Dandy somewhere, somehow is having sex with Mrs. Met but don't tell Yankees fans abiut this
good fucking game
there were some chicano cubs fans there kek the look on their face at the end
Sheโs got attitude too.
>>149750571Cรฉdanne got SNUBBED from the all star game
>>149750543Glorious mascot pussy >>> Chinese cartoons.
>>149750571Yankee Booner Dandy
>>149750166Checked and kek'd
Why has the hype died for Skenes yet he's has a 2.01 ERA and a WHIP lower than last year? Is it the team he's on?
Another tough loss. Sigh.
I haven't had much time to watch games lately, but The Bandits are playing The Talons on MLB Network. The two top teams in the league battling for first
>>149750648>era >1.99Yeah he's cooked.
>a literal who brewers pitcher is named all star
The MLB is a joke
>>149750648Mariners MINDFUCKED paul skenes
>>149750661I need a woman exactly like this to dominate me right now.
>>149750675His uncle is an mlb executive.
His record might to ruin his hall of fame chances even though he's a generational pitcher
>>149750675Cรฉdanne got ROBBED
>>149750675but he threw a bunch of fast pitches bro!
Is there a strategy to pitching? I'm watching this Texas game and the fat Astros negro seems like trash but apparently its deliberate?
>>149750675Pedro said he is the best pitcher ever
AHHH WE'RE 8 POSTS OVER LIMIT GUYS
>>149750709Pitching is the most strategic part of baseball
>>149750709>is there a strategy to pitching no. In fact the best pitchers close their eyes before delivering the ball.
>>149750718Shouldnโt have hit on a married woman.
He did give up 4 runs against the Brewers
>>149750718DINGER DINGER DINGER
>>149750675After 5 starts
>>149750744cool it with the racism on our blue board
The pace of the fast ball the arm extension
He threw a 96 slider with 300 break
I just know the second I go to make a thread one of you JOKERS is gonna post one